Chapter 116 Banana

Just as I was staring at the delicate, tender and smooth white flower room, Tang Ya (Tang Ya abbreviated as Tang Ya) coughed lightly, which made me stop the lustful gaze that was about to be cut.

However, there is no guilt on my face. Who makes you Tang Ya so greedy?

Can you blame me?

I am a man with extremely normal physical function development. I don’t think so. The title of authentic man who is responsible for the help of the handle.

Tang Ya gently waved her left hand and made a gesture of invitation.

When I was about to enter the door, I focused on the naked flower room and licked the saliva at the corner of my mouth. Then I walked in like a gentleman.

Li Manjiang and Feng Wenqing were already waiting inside. When they saw me coming in, they both stood up. The attitude was so enthusiastic and respectful that it was true that I expected.

Haha, it feels wonderful to be invited, and it feels even more wonderful to be respected. It seems that learning from Uncle Lei Feng’s good example will never go out of date.

Hello! Dacong (Li Manjiang River greeted me and shook hands)

Haha! You are finally here (Greetings from Comrade Mei Chaofeng)

Hello!

Teacher Li, you have been waiting for a long time

(I extended my hands respectfully to shake hands with him, with a pious attitude)

Come, Dacong please sit down! (Li Manjiang smiles very well and has a sincere attitude)

After I sat down, I found that the tables and chairs in the room were all mahogany round tables and round stools, which were simple and elegant.

In the center of the round table is a piece of bright moon-colored jade, and the beautiful shadow of Chang'e flying to the moon can be seen in the jade.

Guests sit around the round table, as if they are holding the moon to eat

Romantic without losing elegance, wine and poetry to urge people to have both

The whole wall painting on the west side is a picture of the drunken concubine

NND, I don’t know which painting work was done, the characters are vivid, especially the big boobs of Yang Guifei, which is more realistic than the real boobs of real boobs.

I guess the painter is a terrifying disciple who picks flowers and willows.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have painted Sister Yuhuan's flower room so irritatingly

As I looked at it, I was deeply trapped in it and couldn't extricate myself, and was intoxicated by this dreamlike mural

Although I don’t major in history, I have been interested in history since I was a child.

This imperial concubine is telling an allusion when she is drunk

One day, Emperor Ming of Tang Li Longji went to Mei Fei Jiang Caiping to spend the night, leaving Yang Yuhuan who had sex with him every day and left him alone.

Yuhuan beauty is jealous

Sorrow, sorrow cannot be relieved

She drinks by herself, and drinks to drown her sorrow

Thinking of life like a dream, your heart is unpredictable, and you are even more depressed, gradually unable to drink and drunkenness

This is the source of the famous "Drunk Concubine"

Yang Yuhuan is Li Longji's daughter-in-law, NND, purely incest

Li Longji is Emperor Ming of Tang, and there are thousands of beauties in the harem. No matter how beautiful she is, she cannot enjoy him alone. She is jealous and drunk.

At this moment, Tang Ya at the door served us two plates of fruits, a plate of bananas, and a plate of lychees.

NND, the fruits are also very particular about the food. Mei Fei loves to eat bananas and Yuhuan loves to eat lychees. These two plates of fruits show the true meaning of "Drunk Concubine"

It seems that this Zuiyue Tower is a cultural building, attracting literati and poets, a dull girl and a sexy man, and a head-on look, one after another.

It is difficult for Zuiyue Culture Building to not be prosperous. This may be what people usually call corporate culture!

Teacher Li Manjiang signaled me to eat fruit. I ate a lychee without thinking. He also took one.

But Comrade Mei Chaofeng took a banana, peeled it carefully, and ate it with relish.

I turned my head and went to see the large mural again. In addition, Comrade Mei Chaofeng ate bananas, I suddenly remembered something.

It was when we were in that garbage university. When our four disciples of Hongmen talked about the sexual man Li Longji and the jealous woman Yang Yuhuan at night, I improvised a poem about being a naughty, and I still remember it fresh.

Maybe I can't remember anything else, but it's effortless to remember this, and the talented superman

banana

Three thousand beauties in the harem, spending tens of thousands of bananas a day

In the morning, the eunuch came to the courtyard to sweep, and there were bananas on the bed and on the ground.

The emperor went to the morning court and slipped when he went out.

When he looked down, he saw that it was a banana. The dragon was furious and jumped up.

I can't get one by one, every girl has a new Trojan horse

Who would use rotten bananas again? I let the donkey poke her to death

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh secretly. Although this poem is indecent, it is super cool. Hehe

Dacong, what do you want to eat? This is Teacher Li Manjiang asking me

I turned my head and saw that Tang Ya was standing beside me, waiting for us to order food.

Teacher Li, whatever you order, what I eat

That won't work. Today you are a VIP guest. You have to ask you to order whatever you say

Teacher Li, you are too polite

Xiao Lu, don't refuse, you must order this dish, haha

This is Mei Chaofeng from one side who spoke

Well, I might as well follow my orders and take the menu and start clicking as I speak.

At this moment, I remembered a sentence Xian Mei once told me: If someone invites you in a high-end occasion and asks you to order food, remember not to look at the price later

No matter what dish you order, don't watch it

Just be more fond of your opinion, quick and quick, don't be scrupulous, so others will think you are very arrogant