OK, mom
I got it, mom
Don't worry, mom, you and dad have a breakfast break
After putting down the phone, the tired old Wu leaned against the head of the bed and breathed a sigh of relief.
The phone call of just over ten minutes made Lao Wu feel more tired than working two consecutive night shifts. He rubbed his swollen temples and his hands habitually touched the cigarette at the head of the bed.
The woman on the other end of the bed got out of the quilt, leaned over and snuggled up to Lao Wu's chest, and asked softly:
What's wrong, husband? What did mom tell you?
Old Wu looked at his wife, touched Xiang Yan's hand and shrank back halfway, hugged his wife's shoulder, and sighed:
It's not about having a baby. The older you get, the more nagging you. It's okay, let's go to bed early as well
The wife nodded obediently, kissed Lao Wu gently, and then retracted into the quilt.
Good night, husband
Good night, wife
Soon, a slight snoring sounded from beside him. His wife, who had been busy all day, fell asleep first. Old Wu lay straight on the bed, staring at the ceiling with his eyes blankly, unable to sleep for a long time
This year is the tenth year he met his wife
That year, Lao Wu was still Xiao Wu and worked in the local power supply bureau
The work and rest of the power supply bureau is different from other work. There are five shifts and three shifts. There are no holidays. I am on night shifts every three days. The work and rest are extremely irregular.
The old comrades and lesbians don't have the energy and can't stand it, so they can only be led by a young and strong single guy like Xiao Wu.
After a few years, Xiao Wu gradually became Lao Wu, but he was still fighting on the front line. His extremely irregular work and rest made Lao Wu have no time to think about his own affairs. Even his current wife has been introduced to her by relatives and friends after many twists and turns.
Lao Wu's wife Xiao Lao Wu is 4 years old. She teaches Chinese in middle school. She is gentle and virtuous and looks bad. What is rare is that she has no complaints about the dull Lao Wu. The two have known each other for ten years and have been married for eight years. The relationship has always been very good. Everyone around them praises them as model couples.
If you want to say what is not very exemplary about this model couple, they have never had children.
Whenever I talk about this, my relatives and friends felt sorry for them. I recommended all kinds of famous doctors, ancient methods and folk remedies. The old Wu and his wife did not refuse. They tried them one by one, but unfortunately they had little effect.
This is a worry for two families, especially Lao Wu's parents, who call them almost every day to ask about their children's progress.
Old Wu said that he was working hard to reassure his parents, but in fact he was gradually losing hope in his heart.
The gentle wife always advised Lao Wu to let things go, but Lao Wu knew that his wife wanted children, which could be seen from the look she looked at other children, so Lao Wu had not given up yet. He wanted to give his wife a surprise.
Buzz
Lao Wu's cell phone shocked. It was a WeChat message sent by his colleague Lao Liu. This old boy must be bored while on night shift, so he asked himself to pass the time.
Lao Wu clicked on WeChat:
Old Wu, today my mother sent me a fortune telling website, "The thief spirit, even the old lady they were chasing for the square dance has calculated. Do you want to try it? When can I give birth to a little Wu (funny)
Below WeChat, there is a string of links, how to look like a scam website
Old Wu shook his head, this old Liu is still so unreliable, and the old man in the square dance has chased for which old lady, can this little thing be calculated?
But I can't sleep anyway, let's try it out
Click on the link, it is a very rough page, with only four big characters in the background, and then there is an input box in the middle, which says:
Enter what you want to know
It’s that simple? No matter whether you ask your name, no sign, no birth date or horoscope, can a liar be more dedicated?
However, since he would not reveal any personal information, he dispelled Lao Wu's concerns, so Lao Wu wrote in the input box:
When will I have children?
The webpage gives the result very quickly:
Before the age of 40
Old Wu laughed out loud and was 40 years old? He was 40 years old in two months. Even if his wife is pregnant now, she wouldn’t have time to give birth!
Lao Liu sent his WeChat message again:
How is it? Did it be tested? Is it accurate?
Old Wu returns:
Bullshit! Not accurate at all!
Lao Liu asked:
How is that possible? I tell you, my mother and the others danced square dance together, and there was an old man...
Lao Wu did not continue to look down. Lao Liu was talking nonstop. If he paid attention to him, he would not sleep tonight. It would be better to have an early shift tomorrow, so it would be better to have a early rest.
……
Early the next morning, Lao Wu rode a small yellow bus to the subway station and wanted to catch the first subway to hand over to Lao Liu and the others.
The subway is empty, mostly old men and women who are used to getting up early. Old Wu occupied a whole row of seats alone, looking at the group of people sitting opposite him with interest.
You can tell from the school uniform that these children are students from the middle school where my wife is located
A large group of students get up early to catch the first subway, which is obviously unreasonable
Unless, they didn't sleep at all last night!
Old Wu remembered that yesterday happened to be the midterm exam for this school, and his wife was busy all day, but the children were so casual that they went all night together after the exam!
Lao Wu had no intention of judging, but couldn't help but sigh, it's so good to be young!
Several young people were talking and laughing along the way with excitement and fatigue. After a few stops, several other children got off the car one after another, leaving only a girl wearing black-rimmed glasses and bangs.
I really didn't expect that it looked quite quiet, but it was so crazy to play
Old Wu looked at the other person, and his gaze, which had no slightest avoidance, finally attracted the attention of the girl opposite. She looked up at Old Wu, and the two of them were just facing each other's eyes.
Then, the girl's eyes quickly shifted away, with a hint of displeasure on her face. Old Wu finally realized his incompetence and turned away, and the two of them were speechless all the way.
When he arrived at the unit, Lao Wu saw the exhausted Lao Liu, and couldn't help but say a few words to him, and then complained about the link he sent last night.
It's strange that when Lao Wu clicked on that link, the words that the page did not exist were displayed. I'm afraid the scammers thought that the tricks were too clumsy, so they closed the web page!
After a night of busyness, Lao Liu had already lost the energy of last night. He only hoped to hand over the shift early and go home to sleep. Faced with Lao Wu's complaints, he said a few words in a row. Then he shook his head and walked away.
After giving Lao Liu a fierce look, Lao Wu was in a good mood and happily greeted his colleagues who were handing over the shift when he got off work. The colleagues exclaimed, Could it be that my sister-in-law was happy?
Old Wu immediately became depressed and those who knew Old Wu knew this joke. No matter when, just one sentence, could it be that my sister-in-law was happy? After going over, he would be defeated. It was a test of many times.
And colleagues who were replaced during shifts seem to have become one of their few and innocuous entertainment.
Old Wu returned home with his head down, took off his leather shoes at the entrance and put them on the shoe cabinet, and suddenly found a pair of women's sports shoes that he had never seen before.
This is definitely not my wife's size, and the pink and tender style are not the style that my wife likes. Could it be that a guest at home?
Opening the wardrobe, I found a wife's school uniform hanging inside. Lao Wu immediately realized that the midterm exam was over. His wife brought the students home again. I don't know which student was so unlucky.
Old Wu thought of the students who had been playing all night in the subway in the morning, and he felt a little gloating. He took off his coat, hung it next to his school uniform, and walked quickly into the house.
Wife, I'm back
Husband, you're back
A very normal conversation made Lao Wu shocked that his voice was not his wife!
He took two steps at a time and pushed open the bedroom door and found a girl wearing black-rimmed glasses lying on his and his wife's bed, wearing his wife's pajamas, which looked a little loose because of the wrong size.
The girl is holding her tablet and watching the movie. The sound just now came from her mouth
Who are you? Why are you at my house?
The girl on the bed raised her head and gave Lao Wu a blank look and said:
Why? Do you want to leave me again, right?
Old Wu was stunned. Although the voice was obviously not his wife's, the girl's expression and tone looked very much like his wife who had been with her day and night for ten years. The key is that this girl
Isn’t it the girl who looked at me on the subway in the morning?
Old Wu would definitely remember it correctly. He was still staring at her for a long time.
The show is over! There is rice in the pot, you can eat it yourself, I've eaten it
Seeing that Lao Wu was still standing there motionless, the girl couldn't help but say something, and then put her attention into the plot of the TV series again.
Old Wu looked confused and retreated from the bedroom, came to the kitchen, and saw the dinner carefully prepared by his wife. They were all the dishes he liked to eat, and even the way the bowls and chopsticks were placed exactly the same as usual.
It can be said that apart from appearance and voice, everything about this girl is completely his wife.
Old Wu couldn't help pinching his thighs. The pain made him grin. He secretly glanced into the room several times, sure that it wasn't that he was dazzled or hallucinated. Finally, he collapsed on the sofa and muttered to himself:
Damn, I must have Alzheimer's disease!
Old Wu finished his meal with doubts and washed the bowl again. He was alone in the kitchen for a long time before finally plucking up the courage to walk back to his bedroom.
It seemed that the TV series was about to be in some exciting place. The girl couldn't help but let out a series of silver bell-like laughter, which scared Lao Wu so much that he stood there again.
The girl closed the tablet and said to Lao Wu:
Husband, what's wrong with you today? Why do I think you are weird?
Hum? Strange? No? Where did I blame me? Hahahaha!
After awkward chat, Lao Wu couldn't help swallowing
The girl stared at Lao Wu with her eyes slanted and said:
Husband, do you no longer love me?
No, no!
Then you won’t kiss me when you come back!
The girl said, pouting her mouth, spreading her arms and posing in a pose of begging for a hug
This, then what, it's all an old husband and wife, don't be like this anymore
Hmm!
The girl's mouth pouted even higher, and she looked like she wanted you to look good if you didn't kiss her.
OK OK OK I'll just kiss you!
Old Wu closed his eyes and kissed the girl like a dragonfly on the mouth
Husband, I want it even more!
I don't know if it's because I've become a girl, my wife seems to be more coquettish than usual
Seeing that Lao Wu couldn't fool around, he hugged the girl on the bed, lowered his head and kissed her.
The young girl's lips are soft and glutinous, with a hint of freshness and sweetness, not as strong as an adult woman, but Old Wu was drunk with kisses
After kissing, my lips parted. As I was savoring it, I suddenly remembered that the only one in my arms was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, so I struggled to retreat.
The girl had a smile in her eyes and refused to let Lao Wu go. She tightened her arms and kissed Lao Wu hard on the mouth.
This kiss completely ignited Lao Wu. He hugged the girl hard and kissed the girl's lips roughly. His tongue was like a dragon entering the sea, turning the sea in the girl's mouth.
Hmm
The sudden offensive made the girl unable to deal with it for a while, but the tacit understanding she had cultivated over the past ten years quickly kept her up with Lao Wu's rhythm. In line with the other's enthusiasm, she opened her lips and entangled with the other's tongue, exchanging each other's saliva.
Old Wu's rough hand reached into his loose nightgown, looking for the soft pair on the girl's chest. Unexpectedly, the girl who looked like a good girl had such a pair of breasts hidden on her chest!
At least two SIZEs bigger than my wife's A cup, it is soft and flexible in her hand.
Um
The moment the big hand climbed up the peaks, the girl's whole body trembled violently and moaned like a mosquito
You know, my wife's breasts were not so sensitive in the past
Old Wu lay in the girl's ear and whispered:
Wife, you are so much bigger here!
No, okay, please be gentle
It is impossible to be gentle. How can Lao Wu, who has only lived a wife and a woman in his life, be careless?
He roughly pulled off his wife's nightgown and took off his underwear and was already flooding!
Old Wu quickly took off all his clothes and rushed to the girl on the bed. The blue veins burst out from his crotch, beating up and down with the flow of blood, looking for the prey he liked.
Puff
Long spear hits the yellow dragon
The girl screamed and her whole body bounced up, almost breaking the descendants of Lao Wu.
Oh! It hurts so much, you should be gentle!
Old Wu looked shocked at the moment, and he clearly felt that he had pierced something. Could it be a virgin! Female! Membrane?
Sure enough, a dazzling bright red flowed out of the girl's lower body, dyeing the white bed sheets into mottled pieces.
How could this be? Is this person under me his wife or the girl on the subway?
What did you do!
The girl stood up and wiped the blood from her lower body, with complaints in her voice:
Look, I’m so anxious that I won’t give it to you!
Well
Why are you still standing there? Come here quickly, I just felt something!
……
Be gentle this time
Um
……
I got it, mom
Don't worry, mom, you and dad have a breakfast break
After putting down the phone, the tired old Wu leaned against the head of the bed and breathed a sigh of relief.
The phone call of just over ten minutes made Lao Wu feel more tired than working two consecutive night shifts. He rubbed his swollen temples and his hands habitually touched the cigarette at the head of the bed.
The woman on the other end of the bed got out of the quilt, leaned over and snuggled up to Lao Wu's chest, and asked softly:
What's wrong, husband? What did mom tell you?
Old Wu looked at his wife, touched Xiang Yan's hand and shrank back halfway, hugged his wife's shoulder, and sighed:
It's not about having a baby. The older you get, the more nagging you. It's okay, let's go to bed early as well
The wife nodded obediently, kissed Lao Wu gently, and then retracted into the quilt.
Good night, husband
Good night, wife
Soon, a slight snoring sounded from beside him. His wife, who had been busy all day, fell asleep first. Old Wu lay straight on the bed, staring at the ceiling with his eyes blankly, unable to sleep for a long time
This year is the tenth year he met his wife
That year, Lao Wu was still Xiao Wu and worked in the local power supply bureau
The work and rest of the power supply bureau is different from other work. There are five shifts and three shifts. There are no holidays. I am on night shifts every three days. The work and rest are extremely irregular.
The old comrades and lesbians don't have the energy and can't stand it, so they can only be led by a young and strong single guy like Xiao Wu.
After a few years, Xiao Wu gradually became Lao Wu, but he was still fighting on the front line. His extremely irregular work and rest made Lao Wu have no time to think about his own affairs. Even his current wife has been introduced to her by relatives and friends after many twists and turns.
Lao Wu's wife Xiao Lao Wu is 4 years old. She teaches Chinese in middle school. She is gentle and virtuous and looks bad. What is rare is that she has no complaints about the dull Lao Wu. The two have known each other for ten years and have been married for eight years. The relationship has always been very good. Everyone around them praises them as model couples.
If you want to say what is not very exemplary about this model couple, they have never had children.
Whenever I talk about this, my relatives and friends felt sorry for them. I recommended all kinds of famous doctors, ancient methods and folk remedies. The old Wu and his wife did not refuse. They tried them one by one, but unfortunately they had little effect.
This is a worry for two families, especially Lao Wu's parents, who call them almost every day to ask about their children's progress.
Old Wu said that he was working hard to reassure his parents, but in fact he was gradually losing hope in his heart.
The gentle wife always advised Lao Wu to let things go, but Lao Wu knew that his wife wanted children, which could be seen from the look she looked at other children, so Lao Wu had not given up yet. He wanted to give his wife a surprise.
Buzz
Lao Wu's cell phone shocked. It was a WeChat message sent by his colleague Lao Liu. This old boy must be bored while on night shift, so he asked himself to pass the time.
Lao Wu clicked on WeChat:
Old Wu, today my mother sent me a fortune telling website, "The thief spirit, even the old lady they were chasing for the square dance has calculated. Do you want to try it? When can I give birth to a little Wu (funny)
Below WeChat, there is a string of links, how to look like a scam website
Old Wu shook his head, this old Liu is still so unreliable, and the old man in the square dance has chased for which old lady, can this little thing be calculated?
But I can't sleep anyway, let's try it out
Click on the link, it is a very rough page, with only four big characters in the background, and then there is an input box in the middle, which says:
Enter what you want to know
It’s that simple? No matter whether you ask your name, no sign, no birth date or horoscope, can a liar be more dedicated?
However, since he would not reveal any personal information, he dispelled Lao Wu's concerns, so Lao Wu wrote in the input box:
When will I have children?
The webpage gives the result very quickly:
Before the age of 40
Old Wu laughed out loud and was 40 years old? He was 40 years old in two months. Even if his wife is pregnant now, she wouldn’t have time to give birth!
Lao Liu sent his WeChat message again:
How is it? Did it be tested? Is it accurate?
Old Wu returns:
Bullshit! Not accurate at all!
Lao Liu asked:
How is that possible? I tell you, my mother and the others danced square dance together, and there was an old man...
Lao Wu did not continue to look down. Lao Liu was talking nonstop. If he paid attention to him, he would not sleep tonight. It would be better to have an early shift tomorrow, so it would be better to have a early rest.
……
Early the next morning, Lao Wu rode a small yellow bus to the subway station and wanted to catch the first subway to hand over to Lao Liu and the others.
The subway is empty, mostly old men and women who are used to getting up early. Old Wu occupied a whole row of seats alone, looking at the group of people sitting opposite him with interest.
You can tell from the school uniform that these children are students from the middle school where my wife is located
A large group of students get up early to catch the first subway, which is obviously unreasonable
Unless, they didn't sleep at all last night!
Old Wu remembered that yesterday happened to be the midterm exam for this school, and his wife was busy all day, but the children were so casual that they went all night together after the exam!
Lao Wu had no intention of judging, but couldn't help but sigh, it's so good to be young!
Several young people were talking and laughing along the way with excitement and fatigue. After a few stops, several other children got off the car one after another, leaving only a girl wearing black-rimmed glasses and bangs.
I really didn't expect that it looked quite quiet, but it was so crazy to play
Old Wu looked at the other person, and his gaze, which had no slightest avoidance, finally attracted the attention of the girl opposite. She looked up at Old Wu, and the two of them were just facing each other's eyes.
Then, the girl's eyes quickly shifted away, with a hint of displeasure on her face. Old Wu finally realized his incompetence and turned away, and the two of them were speechless all the way.
When he arrived at the unit, Lao Wu saw the exhausted Lao Liu, and couldn't help but say a few words to him, and then complained about the link he sent last night.
It's strange that when Lao Wu clicked on that link, the words that the page did not exist were displayed. I'm afraid the scammers thought that the tricks were too clumsy, so they closed the web page!
After a night of busyness, Lao Liu had already lost the energy of last night. He only hoped to hand over the shift early and go home to sleep. Faced with Lao Wu's complaints, he said a few words in a row. Then he shook his head and walked away.
After giving Lao Liu a fierce look, Lao Wu was in a good mood and happily greeted his colleagues who were handing over the shift when he got off work. The colleagues exclaimed, Could it be that my sister-in-law was happy?
Old Wu immediately became depressed and those who knew Old Wu knew this joke. No matter when, just one sentence, could it be that my sister-in-law was happy? After going over, he would be defeated. It was a test of many times.
And colleagues who were replaced during shifts seem to have become one of their few and innocuous entertainment.
Old Wu returned home with his head down, took off his leather shoes at the entrance and put them on the shoe cabinet, and suddenly found a pair of women's sports shoes that he had never seen before.
This is definitely not my wife's size, and the pink and tender style are not the style that my wife likes. Could it be that a guest at home?
Opening the wardrobe, I found a wife's school uniform hanging inside. Lao Wu immediately realized that the midterm exam was over. His wife brought the students home again. I don't know which student was so unlucky.
Old Wu thought of the students who had been playing all night in the subway in the morning, and he felt a little gloating. He took off his coat, hung it next to his school uniform, and walked quickly into the house.
Wife, I'm back
Husband, you're back
A very normal conversation made Lao Wu shocked that his voice was not his wife!
He took two steps at a time and pushed open the bedroom door and found a girl wearing black-rimmed glasses lying on his and his wife's bed, wearing his wife's pajamas, which looked a little loose because of the wrong size.
The girl is holding her tablet and watching the movie. The sound just now came from her mouth
Who are you? Why are you at my house?
The girl on the bed raised her head and gave Lao Wu a blank look and said:
Why? Do you want to leave me again, right?
Old Wu was stunned. Although the voice was obviously not his wife's, the girl's expression and tone looked very much like his wife who had been with her day and night for ten years. The key is that this girl
Isn’t it the girl who looked at me on the subway in the morning?
Old Wu would definitely remember it correctly. He was still staring at her for a long time.
The show is over! There is rice in the pot, you can eat it yourself, I've eaten it
Seeing that Lao Wu was still standing there motionless, the girl couldn't help but say something, and then put her attention into the plot of the TV series again.
Old Wu looked confused and retreated from the bedroom, came to the kitchen, and saw the dinner carefully prepared by his wife. They were all the dishes he liked to eat, and even the way the bowls and chopsticks were placed exactly the same as usual.
It can be said that apart from appearance and voice, everything about this girl is completely his wife.
Old Wu couldn't help pinching his thighs. The pain made him grin. He secretly glanced into the room several times, sure that it wasn't that he was dazzled or hallucinated. Finally, he collapsed on the sofa and muttered to himself:
Damn, I must have Alzheimer's disease!
Old Wu finished his meal with doubts and washed the bowl again. He was alone in the kitchen for a long time before finally plucking up the courage to walk back to his bedroom.
It seemed that the TV series was about to be in some exciting place. The girl couldn't help but let out a series of silver bell-like laughter, which scared Lao Wu so much that he stood there again.
The girl closed the tablet and said to Lao Wu:
Husband, what's wrong with you today? Why do I think you are weird?
Hum? Strange? No? Where did I blame me? Hahahaha!
After awkward chat, Lao Wu couldn't help swallowing
The girl stared at Lao Wu with her eyes slanted and said:
Husband, do you no longer love me?
No, no!
Then you won’t kiss me when you come back!
The girl said, pouting her mouth, spreading her arms and posing in a pose of begging for a hug
This, then what, it's all an old husband and wife, don't be like this anymore
Hmm!
The girl's mouth pouted even higher, and she looked like she wanted you to look good if you didn't kiss her.
OK OK OK I'll just kiss you!
Old Wu closed his eyes and kissed the girl like a dragonfly on the mouth
Husband, I want it even more!
I don't know if it's because I've become a girl, my wife seems to be more coquettish than usual
Seeing that Lao Wu couldn't fool around, he hugged the girl on the bed, lowered his head and kissed her.
The young girl's lips are soft and glutinous, with a hint of freshness and sweetness, not as strong as an adult woman, but Old Wu was drunk with kisses
After kissing, my lips parted. As I was savoring it, I suddenly remembered that the only one in my arms was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, so I struggled to retreat.
The girl had a smile in her eyes and refused to let Lao Wu go. She tightened her arms and kissed Lao Wu hard on the mouth.
This kiss completely ignited Lao Wu. He hugged the girl hard and kissed the girl's lips roughly. His tongue was like a dragon entering the sea, turning the sea in the girl's mouth.
Hmm
The sudden offensive made the girl unable to deal with it for a while, but the tacit understanding she had cultivated over the past ten years quickly kept her up with Lao Wu's rhythm. In line with the other's enthusiasm, she opened her lips and entangled with the other's tongue, exchanging each other's saliva.
Old Wu's rough hand reached into his loose nightgown, looking for the soft pair on the girl's chest. Unexpectedly, the girl who looked like a good girl had such a pair of breasts hidden on her chest!
At least two SIZEs bigger than my wife's A cup, it is soft and flexible in her hand.
Um
The moment the big hand climbed up the peaks, the girl's whole body trembled violently and moaned like a mosquito
You know, my wife's breasts were not so sensitive in the past
Old Wu lay in the girl's ear and whispered:
Wife, you are so much bigger here!
No, okay, please be gentle
It is impossible to be gentle. How can Lao Wu, who has only lived a wife and a woman in his life, be careless?
He roughly pulled off his wife's nightgown and took off his underwear and was already flooding!
Old Wu quickly took off all his clothes and rushed to the girl on the bed. The blue veins burst out from his crotch, beating up and down with the flow of blood, looking for the prey he liked.
Puff
Long spear hits the yellow dragon
The girl screamed and her whole body bounced up, almost breaking the descendants of Lao Wu.
Oh! It hurts so much, you should be gentle!
Old Wu looked shocked at the moment, and he clearly felt that he had pierced something. Could it be a virgin! Female! Membrane?
Sure enough, a dazzling bright red flowed out of the girl's lower body, dyeing the white bed sheets into mottled pieces.
How could this be? Is this person under me his wife or the girl on the subway?
What did you do!
The girl stood up and wiped the blood from her lower body, with complaints in her voice:
Look, I’m so anxious that I won’t give it to you!
Well
Why are you still standing there? Come here quickly, I just felt something!
……
Be gentle this time
Um
……
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