What's wrong, what's wrong!
A short, middle-aged man with a typical southern face walked into the ruined private room surrounded by two waitresses: Lao Du, what's wrong, what's wrong? What's wrong, why?
No,
Lao Du said with confidence: I smashed it, let me smash it! Manager, you came too early, I, I haven't smashed enough yet, I still have to smash it,
After saying that, Lao Du picked up a chair and threw it into the air. The Southern Manager grabbed Lao Du's arm: Don't, don't be excited, if you have any opinions, even if you say, don't do this, this is too rude!
snort,
Lao Du put down the chair: Of course I have an objection, otherwise I wouldn’t get angry!
What's your opinion?
The manager asked
Ask your foreman to go!
She, she, just now, cried and said it was a headache. She asked for leave and went home early!
snort,
Lao Du said slowly: You don’t think of me, ah, treat me as a second-class person!
Hi, Lao Du, where are you thinking about? We don’t mean that, Lao Du, you misunderstood, you are so careful!
Then, why don't we use that private room? The slutty cunt of the foreman said that someone had ordered it and came to have dinner on time at 2 pm, but, look,
Lao Du lifted his sleeves and pushed his shiny watch to the manager: Manager, look, it's already past three in half now, but the private room is still empty and there are no customers coming... That smelly foreman, that smelly slutty pussy, she used the private room and refused to let me put me in this broken private room. I, me, you said, how can I not be angry? How can I not open it?
This, this,
The manager didn't answer, and he thought for a while: Lao Du, don't be angry. This may be because the foreman remembered it wrong. We are very busy here, so there will inevitably be something wrong. Please forgive me!
snort,
Lao Du continued: This mountain guy, this stinky cunt, isn't easy to pretend to be a slut with me!
If you dare to pretend to be old in front of me, no matter who he (she) is, you will knock it down! Lao Du, calm down, I will quit her tomorrow! A good man will not fight with a woman, don’t be as good as her!
Manager, calculate the calculations, how much money, and what you smashed, I will compensate you! I will compensate you all!
Oh, no, no,
The manager said with a smile: Forget it, since you haven’t eaten well and drink well, don’t forget this account, I’ll treat you!
How can that work? If you drink or drink, you must give money, smash other people's things, and compensate them in full!
Hi, forget it, forget it!
The manager refused to accept Lao Du's money, and refused to ask him to compensate for the damaged items. He sweetly said that he would persuade Lao Du to get out of the hotel gate as soon as possible. Before walking out of the private room, Lao Du pulled out one yuan from his pocket as if he was decent and placed it on the wine cabinet in the private room: Okay, I will pay, I will pay one yuan!
OK, OK, OK, OK,
The manager's face was filled with an extremely unnatural smile: OK, you have compensated, you have already paid!
goodbye,
The manager finally persuaded Lao Du and me to leave the restaurant gate. When he saw Lao Du open the car door, the manager waved to us as if he was burdened and said: Goodbye, come and have fun next time!
Comrade,
Lao Du sat in the driving position angrily. He had just started the car and had not pulled out the car keys. Suddenly, a policeman came over with a serious expression and reached in with a white glove: Comrade, take out your driver's license!
What to do?
Driving while drunk! fine,
What,
Old Du jumped out of the seat and poured all his anger on the young traffic policeman: What, what, what, what, driving while drunk, who drove, did I drive?
Am I driving? But you have already set your car on fire and are about to drive!
But, am I open?
You are preparing to open!
Am I open?
You didn't turn on, why are you doing on fire?
Why? If you don’t drive, you won’t be able to catch a fire? I’m trying to drive it well!
……
Oh well!
Facing this drunkard who was yelling endlessly, the young traffic policeman had no choice: Even if you didn’t drive, you both are drunk now. I see how you drive away!
Big brother,
Lao Du and the traffic police were arguing like a cock-fighting. I turned around and found that there was a luxuriously decorated sauna opposite the road. The dazzling neon lights were flashing with three big words. I pulled Lao Du: Stop quarrel, don’t drive the car, just park here. Let’s go to Arilang to wash and wake up!
right,
Hearing this, Old Du locked the car door and followed me shakingly. The traffic police looked at our backs helplessly.
damn it,
Lao Du and I sat naked by the steaming pool. Lao Du was still worried about that: Damn, if you want to fine me for money, you are a little tender. The little policeman was a novice who had just started working and had no experience. If he really wanted to punish us, he should follow us quietly. When we walked a distance, he cut the car and drove drunk. Nothing was said to be fined! But he couldn't hold back and came too early,...
Big brother,
I exclaimed: You are so awesome. You have suffered a waste of trouble and smashed the private room. As a result, you spent a dollar to settle it. You really have it, hehehe...
Brother, giving him one dollar is considered to give him face, which means that we have compensated him and he has no choice but to give him a penny, so he just stared at him!
Brother, why is the manager so afraid of you?
snort,
When Lao Du heard my question, he was immediately delighted: Brother, Xiao Lianqiao, didn’t you hear that he is from another place or from the south!
I heard it! And, I look real southerners!
If someone from other places wants to open a hotel here, if you don’t give me some people like me, can his hotel be opened?
Yes, my brother knows many people and has a wide range of ways!
Of course!
Lao Du said happily: Do you think it is so easy to open a restaurant? Taxation, industry and commerce, hygiene, urban construction,...everyone cares about you, oh, by the way, he runs a singing and dancing restaurant, with a KTSV private room, and the police also cares about him. No one supports him in the backstage. He is just a fool, and he will have to let the police punish him for a long time and completely lose his life!
It makes sense! The manager asks you for it!
However, one code is one code. He asked me to do whatever he should do, and he would spend as much as he should. At the same time, I am an old customer in their store. We spend as much as we should pay for dinner. I often attract customers for him, whether they are invited by others or those who invite me to do business, whenever there is a dinner party, I almost always hold a banquet in that restaurant. I have never eaten his food in vain. Why, why are you not allowed to use a good private room and not let me play? Do I not give money? Brother, how about you, how can I not be angry? I raised a table and he dared to ask me to compensate. I borrowed him a courage. If it makes me angry, hum!
You will never help him with work, and you will never take customers to his shop for dinner!
That's a trivial matter!
Lao Du showed a scoundrel again: If you don’t do anything, you won’t be able to eat in his shop. This is a must. I will deal with him and give him a color.
Why, don't you beat him?
No, I am old and have a much better temper. I don’t want to fight. I want to deal with him. It’s not to beat him. I want to make his bones not hurt, and my flesh hurts, and I won’t be able to live in peace all day. If this southern manager really makes me angry, I will find a few fucking buddies, and when the customers are at the most every day, I will go to his store and fill all the private rooms. We don’t order any dishes or eat anything. I just have a fucking empty mouth to drink beer, drink a bottle, and have another bottle, endlessly, no one else will think of going to the private room to play, hehe, brother,
As he spoke, Lao Du showed a scoundrel smile: Brother, you have to get him out and call him in less than three days!
Hahaha,
I pointed at Lao Du and couldn't help laughing: Hahaha, brother, how did you come up with this?
A drop of water on the ceiling dripped into my eyes unbiasedly. I suddenly couldn't open my eyes. Old Du smiled at me: Forget it, stop washing, it's so hot. Go into the hall to rest, smoke a cigarette, talk about the mountains, and brag about it!
OK, let's go!
Big brother!
Lao Du and I walked into the lounge in our bathrobe and cigarette rolls. We chose a relatively ideal position and just sat down. A young woman in a dress sat pretentiously between Lao Du and me: Big brother!
She hugged Lao Du's neck in a sloppy manner, and Lao Du pushed her away coldly: Go, go, I want to rest, don't bother me!
Big brother,
The woman turned to me again, and she hugged my neck and pressed her lips against my ears: Brother, do you have white face?
flour?
Yes, white flour, do you have it?
you,
I stared at the woman in a daze, and the woman smiled at me: Brother, my relationship has been out of stock for a long time. Oh, I really can't help it. Brother, if you have a relationship, I can get some white flour for me, and I will spend as much as I should. In return, I will let you two play for free. How about it, Brother, can you get it?
What an addict, I was desperate to suck white face, so I looked at Lao Du: Brother, did you hear it?
Heard,
Brother, can you get white flour?
My old Du asked
hey-hey,
Lao Du did not answer. I gave a wink at the addict who had become a monk. The addict understood it. She turned to Lao Du again: Brother, get me some white face!
Hehe, this thing is not easy to work with!
Lao Du started to keep an eye on it, and the addict could no longer hold back. She pushed Lao Du's body as strong as a bull like a coquettish: Brother, get some for me, get some for me, I'll let you play for free, play whatever you want!
real?
Really, who is still lying to you? If I don’t keep my word, I’ll be a puppy!
Miss, the news is very tight now. You should know that many people have fallen into this matter and have fallen into the trap. Some people who even lose their heads and continue to work are also trembling. They just put their heads on their belts and are trying their best to make a living, so the price is very expensive!
I know, brother, I will spend as much as I should. And I will let you two play for free without charging a penny to issue the issuance fee!
Seeing that Lao Du was a little moved, the addict simply lay on his thigh and put his thin hand into Lao Du's crotch to fumble: Brother, can it be done? Please!
Brother,
Lao Du handed me the card: Go, go to the locker room, take out my hand, I will contact you and give it a try!
Thank you brother!
The addict jumped up, hugged Lao Du's big face and bit it
Brother, give it,
I handed the mobile phone to Lao Du, and Lao Du shook his head at the addict: Let's go to the private room, it's inconvenient here!
right,
The addict shouted at the waiter in Batai: Xiao Wuzi, open the door of the No. 7 private room!
Why,
When he walked into the private room, Lao Du really contacted the addict very seriously. After dialing around with his mobile phone, he soon had a result. Lao Du took out his exquisite car key from his coat: Brother, can you drive?
I've fiddled with it, but I don't have a driver's license!
It's okay, it's already midnight, and the police have already gone to sleep with their wives in their arms. Hehe, brother, you drive out and get the white noodles back for me!
this,
I was immediately embarrassed and thought to myself: This is such a sinister old Du. This incident made me stand up and contact the drug dealer. Once I was caught by the police, I couldn’t explain it even if I had a hundred mouths!
Why, scared?
Brother, I really don’t dare!
snort,
Old Du immediately lowered his face: Coward, nothing is there, don't worry, I have arranged it on the phone, nothing is wrong! You,
Lao Du reached out to the addict: Give me three hundred yuan!
The addict quickly received three hundred yuan, and Lao Du stuffed the money into my hand: Brother, don't be afraid, I'll tell you,
So he put his stinky mouth on my ear and taught me how to associate with drug dealers
There is no way, I dare not refuse, otherwise he will be scoundrel again. I gritted the bullet and walked out of the bathtub, returned to the front door of the restaurant again, and as Lao Du told me, I stuffed 300 yuan on the back of the seat in the back of the car, and then rolled open the rear window. I was in a dismay, driving the car in a mess according to the route map provided by Lao Du, and drove to the quiet street. The car ran all the way and soon drove onto the newly built overpass. I suddenly remembered Lao Du's instructions: After getting on the overpass, you will start to slow down and observe the front
So, I slowed down the car and stared straight ahead without blinking
When the car climbed to the highest point, I saw a colorful dot shaking in the distance. I stuck the car to the edge of the road and slipped over quietly
It was a man who wiped the car. He waved a towel and kept shaking at me. I reduced the speed to the lowest point and quietly slid towards the car wiper. Finally, the car slides to the side of the car wiper. The car wiper looks into the car and pulls away three hundred yuan very cleverly. Then, a plastic bag was thrown into the seat.
I didn't say a word, and bit my teeth and suddenly increased the accelerator. Car buzz!
The ground shot down the bridge
A short, middle-aged man with a typical southern face walked into the ruined private room surrounded by two waitresses: Lao Du, what's wrong, what's wrong? What's wrong, why?
No,
Lao Du said with confidence: I smashed it, let me smash it! Manager, you came too early, I, I haven't smashed enough yet, I still have to smash it,
After saying that, Lao Du picked up a chair and threw it into the air. The Southern Manager grabbed Lao Du's arm: Don't, don't be excited, if you have any opinions, even if you say, don't do this, this is too rude!
snort,
Lao Du put down the chair: Of course I have an objection, otherwise I wouldn’t get angry!
What's your opinion?
The manager asked
Ask your foreman to go!
She, she, just now, cried and said it was a headache. She asked for leave and went home early!
snort,
Lao Du said slowly: You don’t think of me, ah, treat me as a second-class person!
Hi, Lao Du, where are you thinking about? We don’t mean that, Lao Du, you misunderstood, you are so careful!
Then, why don't we use that private room? The slutty cunt of the foreman said that someone had ordered it and came to have dinner on time at 2 pm, but, look,
Lao Du lifted his sleeves and pushed his shiny watch to the manager: Manager, look, it's already past three in half now, but the private room is still empty and there are no customers coming... That smelly foreman, that smelly slutty pussy, she used the private room and refused to let me put me in this broken private room. I, me, you said, how can I not be angry? How can I not open it?
This, this,
The manager didn't answer, and he thought for a while: Lao Du, don't be angry. This may be because the foreman remembered it wrong. We are very busy here, so there will inevitably be something wrong. Please forgive me!
snort,
Lao Du continued: This mountain guy, this stinky cunt, isn't easy to pretend to be a slut with me!
If you dare to pretend to be old in front of me, no matter who he (she) is, you will knock it down! Lao Du, calm down, I will quit her tomorrow! A good man will not fight with a woman, don’t be as good as her!
Manager, calculate the calculations, how much money, and what you smashed, I will compensate you! I will compensate you all!
Oh, no, no,
The manager said with a smile: Forget it, since you haven’t eaten well and drink well, don’t forget this account, I’ll treat you!
How can that work? If you drink or drink, you must give money, smash other people's things, and compensate them in full!
Hi, forget it, forget it!
The manager refused to accept Lao Du's money, and refused to ask him to compensate for the damaged items. He sweetly said that he would persuade Lao Du to get out of the hotel gate as soon as possible. Before walking out of the private room, Lao Du pulled out one yuan from his pocket as if he was decent and placed it on the wine cabinet in the private room: Okay, I will pay, I will pay one yuan!
OK, OK, OK, OK,
The manager's face was filled with an extremely unnatural smile: OK, you have compensated, you have already paid!
goodbye,
The manager finally persuaded Lao Du and me to leave the restaurant gate. When he saw Lao Du open the car door, the manager waved to us as if he was burdened and said: Goodbye, come and have fun next time!
Comrade,
Lao Du sat in the driving position angrily. He had just started the car and had not pulled out the car keys. Suddenly, a policeman came over with a serious expression and reached in with a white glove: Comrade, take out your driver's license!
What to do?
Driving while drunk! fine,
What,
Old Du jumped out of the seat and poured all his anger on the young traffic policeman: What, what, what, what, driving while drunk, who drove, did I drive?
Am I driving? But you have already set your car on fire and are about to drive!
But, am I open?
You are preparing to open!
Am I open?
You didn't turn on, why are you doing on fire?
Why? If you don’t drive, you won’t be able to catch a fire? I’m trying to drive it well!
……
Oh well!
Facing this drunkard who was yelling endlessly, the young traffic policeman had no choice: Even if you didn’t drive, you both are drunk now. I see how you drive away!
Big brother,
Lao Du and the traffic police were arguing like a cock-fighting. I turned around and found that there was a luxuriously decorated sauna opposite the road. The dazzling neon lights were flashing with three big words. I pulled Lao Du: Stop quarrel, don’t drive the car, just park here. Let’s go to Arilang to wash and wake up!
right,
Hearing this, Old Du locked the car door and followed me shakingly. The traffic police looked at our backs helplessly.
damn it,
Lao Du and I sat naked by the steaming pool. Lao Du was still worried about that: Damn, if you want to fine me for money, you are a little tender. The little policeman was a novice who had just started working and had no experience. If he really wanted to punish us, he should follow us quietly. When we walked a distance, he cut the car and drove drunk. Nothing was said to be fined! But he couldn't hold back and came too early,...
Big brother,
I exclaimed: You are so awesome. You have suffered a waste of trouble and smashed the private room. As a result, you spent a dollar to settle it. You really have it, hehehe...
Brother, giving him one dollar is considered to give him face, which means that we have compensated him and he has no choice but to give him a penny, so he just stared at him!
Brother, why is the manager so afraid of you?
snort,
When Lao Du heard my question, he was immediately delighted: Brother, Xiao Lianqiao, didn’t you hear that he is from another place or from the south!
I heard it! And, I look real southerners!
If someone from other places wants to open a hotel here, if you don’t give me some people like me, can his hotel be opened?
Yes, my brother knows many people and has a wide range of ways!
Of course!
Lao Du said happily: Do you think it is so easy to open a restaurant? Taxation, industry and commerce, hygiene, urban construction,...everyone cares about you, oh, by the way, he runs a singing and dancing restaurant, with a KTSV private room, and the police also cares about him. No one supports him in the backstage. He is just a fool, and he will have to let the police punish him for a long time and completely lose his life!
It makes sense! The manager asks you for it!
However, one code is one code. He asked me to do whatever he should do, and he would spend as much as he should. At the same time, I am an old customer in their store. We spend as much as we should pay for dinner. I often attract customers for him, whether they are invited by others or those who invite me to do business, whenever there is a dinner party, I almost always hold a banquet in that restaurant. I have never eaten his food in vain. Why, why are you not allowed to use a good private room and not let me play? Do I not give money? Brother, how about you, how can I not be angry? I raised a table and he dared to ask me to compensate. I borrowed him a courage. If it makes me angry, hum!
You will never help him with work, and you will never take customers to his shop for dinner!
That's a trivial matter!
Lao Du showed a scoundrel again: If you don’t do anything, you won’t be able to eat in his shop. This is a must. I will deal with him and give him a color.
Why, don't you beat him?
No, I am old and have a much better temper. I don’t want to fight. I want to deal with him. It’s not to beat him. I want to make his bones not hurt, and my flesh hurts, and I won’t be able to live in peace all day. If this southern manager really makes me angry, I will find a few fucking buddies, and when the customers are at the most every day, I will go to his store and fill all the private rooms. We don’t order any dishes or eat anything. I just have a fucking empty mouth to drink beer, drink a bottle, and have another bottle, endlessly, no one else will think of going to the private room to play, hehe, brother,
As he spoke, Lao Du showed a scoundrel smile: Brother, you have to get him out and call him in less than three days!
Hahaha,
I pointed at Lao Du and couldn't help laughing: Hahaha, brother, how did you come up with this?
A drop of water on the ceiling dripped into my eyes unbiasedly. I suddenly couldn't open my eyes. Old Du smiled at me: Forget it, stop washing, it's so hot. Go into the hall to rest, smoke a cigarette, talk about the mountains, and brag about it!
OK, let's go!
Big brother!
Lao Du and I walked into the lounge in our bathrobe and cigarette rolls. We chose a relatively ideal position and just sat down. A young woman in a dress sat pretentiously between Lao Du and me: Big brother!
She hugged Lao Du's neck in a sloppy manner, and Lao Du pushed her away coldly: Go, go, I want to rest, don't bother me!
Big brother,
The woman turned to me again, and she hugged my neck and pressed her lips against my ears: Brother, do you have white face?
flour?
Yes, white flour, do you have it?
you,
I stared at the woman in a daze, and the woman smiled at me: Brother, my relationship has been out of stock for a long time. Oh, I really can't help it. Brother, if you have a relationship, I can get some white flour for me, and I will spend as much as I should. In return, I will let you two play for free. How about it, Brother, can you get it?
What an addict, I was desperate to suck white face, so I looked at Lao Du: Brother, did you hear it?
Heard,
Brother, can you get white flour?
My old Du asked
hey-hey,
Lao Du did not answer. I gave a wink at the addict who had become a monk. The addict understood it. She turned to Lao Du again: Brother, get me some white face!
Hehe, this thing is not easy to work with!
Lao Du started to keep an eye on it, and the addict could no longer hold back. She pushed Lao Du's body as strong as a bull like a coquettish: Brother, get some for me, get some for me, I'll let you play for free, play whatever you want!
real?
Really, who is still lying to you? If I don’t keep my word, I’ll be a puppy!
Miss, the news is very tight now. You should know that many people have fallen into this matter and have fallen into the trap. Some people who even lose their heads and continue to work are also trembling. They just put their heads on their belts and are trying their best to make a living, so the price is very expensive!
I know, brother, I will spend as much as I should. And I will let you two play for free without charging a penny to issue the issuance fee!
Seeing that Lao Du was a little moved, the addict simply lay on his thigh and put his thin hand into Lao Du's crotch to fumble: Brother, can it be done? Please!
Brother,
Lao Du handed me the card: Go, go to the locker room, take out my hand, I will contact you and give it a try!
Thank you brother!
The addict jumped up, hugged Lao Du's big face and bit it
Brother, give it,
I handed the mobile phone to Lao Du, and Lao Du shook his head at the addict: Let's go to the private room, it's inconvenient here!
right,
The addict shouted at the waiter in Batai: Xiao Wuzi, open the door of the No. 7 private room!
Why,
When he walked into the private room, Lao Du really contacted the addict very seriously. After dialing around with his mobile phone, he soon had a result. Lao Du took out his exquisite car key from his coat: Brother, can you drive?
I've fiddled with it, but I don't have a driver's license!
It's okay, it's already midnight, and the police have already gone to sleep with their wives in their arms. Hehe, brother, you drive out and get the white noodles back for me!
this,
I was immediately embarrassed and thought to myself: This is such a sinister old Du. This incident made me stand up and contact the drug dealer. Once I was caught by the police, I couldn’t explain it even if I had a hundred mouths!
Why, scared?
Brother, I really don’t dare!
snort,
Old Du immediately lowered his face: Coward, nothing is there, don't worry, I have arranged it on the phone, nothing is wrong! You,
Lao Du reached out to the addict: Give me three hundred yuan!
The addict quickly received three hundred yuan, and Lao Du stuffed the money into my hand: Brother, don't be afraid, I'll tell you,
So he put his stinky mouth on my ear and taught me how to associate with drug dealers
There is no way, I dare not refuse, otherwise he will be scoundrel again. I gritted the bullet and walked out of the bathtub, returned to the front door of the restaurant again, and as Lao Du told me, I stuffed 300 yuan on the back of the seat in the back of the car, and then rolled open the rear window. I was in a dismay, driving the car in a mess according to the route map provided by Lao Du, and drove to the quiet street. The car ran all the way and soon drove onto the newly built overpass. I suddenly remembered Lao Du's instructions: After getting on the overpass, you will start to slow down and observe the front
So, I slowed down the car and stared straight ahead without blinking
When the car climbed to the highest point, I saw a colorful dot shaking in the distance. I stuck the car to the edge of the road and slipped over quietly
It was a man who wiped the car. He waved a towel and kept shaking at me. I reduced the speed to the lowest point and quietly slid towards the car wiper. Finally, the car slides to the side of the car wiper. The car wiper looks into the car and pulls away three hundred yuan very cleverly. Then, a plastic bag was thrown into the seat.
I didn't say a word, and bit my teeth and suddenly increased the accelerator. Car buzz!
The ground shot down the bridge
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