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Chapter 97: So stupid

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Xinghua said happily: Mom, thank you, you are so nice, I will definitely let my brother-in-law plant... It's not difficult for me to wait and hold my grandson. Let's take the door with you when you leave.

Meilan was so happy that she locked the door from outside when she left, and only Xinghua and Dajun were left in the room.

Zhang Dajun is no longer conscious, Xinghua is so excited that she can't do it

A month before marriage, Zhang Dajun helped her pass the seventh year. Xinghua was so stupid that she didn't know anything.

It was not until after the wedding with Xiulin that I tasted the kind of love between men and women.

That's a feeling that even a god cannot compare to

Since then, Xinghua has fantasized about doing it with any man in the village. Every night, he holds Xiulin in his arms and dreams of the man on his body as another man, who is very handsome.

She fantasized about doing it with Zhang Dajun, Hongqi, Hongbing, Goudan, and any man in the village

Of course, Zhang Dajun is the one who dreams the most

Because Zhang Dajun impressed her the most

He always regarded Xiulin as Zhang Dajun, thinking that Dajun kissed her face, bit her lips, touched her son, inserted the man's life into his triangle area, started up and down, and was full of happiness.

The feeling of the electric shock of the gods rippled in my heart

Sometimes she fantasized about doing it with Dajun in the sorghum field, on the millstone at the village entrance, on the kang at home, on the small stone bridge at the village entrance. In half a year, she and Zhang Dajun have been in their dreams with more than 200 times.

Unfortunately, what I saw when I opened my eyes was Li Xiulin

Xiulin's sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks pressed her under her body, and there was also a smell of body odor, so Xinghua felt very disappointed.

Why was I so stupid in the past seven days and was coaxed by Zhang Dajun's few candies?

That's much sweeter than sugar

Xinghua feels that she is stupid, she is so stupid

Today is a chance given to her by God, and she will never let Zhang Dajun go

As soon as Meilan left, Xinghua jumped onto the earthen kang, quickly stripped herself and then stripped her brother-in-law Zhang Dajun.

The man's strong figure was exposed, his bronze skin shone brightly in the dark night, and his abdominal muscles and his chest muscles formed into pieces.

Apricot blossoms are a little uncontrollable

She hugged Zhang Dajun in her arms, kissed the man's face, kissed the man's lips, and put the pockish face on the man's chest, and rushed over and couldn't let go of his love

Zhang Dajun was sleeping in a daze and felt a ball of fat in his arms.

A pair of ball-like breasts pressing his heart

Zhang Dajun didn't respond for a long time because he was drunk

Xinghua kissed Dajun for a while, and found that her brother-in-law did not respond, she was a little disappointed, so she changed her tactics and stuck out her tongue to lick her brother-in-law.

Licked from above to below, and finally took the man's thing in his mouth, sucked it gently with his teeth, and nipped it gently with his teeth.

After a long time, the army finally responded

Xinghua was so happy that she twisted her body and rode the man under her

Kissing his lips to the man's face again

But Zhang Dajun suddenly vomited. With a puff, the filth in his mouth spit out wildly, spraying apricot blossoms on his head and face.

Zhang Dajun completely regarded Xinghua's head as the city people's toilet. He did not leave any wine in his stomach, and he sprayed Xinghua's face.

Zhang Dajun quickly got up, opened the door, ran into the toilet and vomited

After vomiting, I realized that I was not wearing any clothes, only a pair of shorts

Shocked Zhang Dajun

At this time, Huaihua's fourth sister Lihua had just come out of the north room. This was Zhang Dajun's third sister-in-law.

Just now, Li Hua and Zhang Dajun walked towards each other and screamed in fear: Ah... Brother-in-law is not ashamed, brother-in-law is not ashamed. The girl ran away with her face covering her face.

After Zhang Dajun returned to the house again, he saw the apricot blossoms on the earthen kang at first sight. He understood everything.

Needless to ask, this is a plan designed by Meilan and Xinghua, which is to lead him down to Mopan Mountain and then trick him into getting pregnant with Xinghua.

It was fine if Zhang Dajun didn't look at the apricot blossoms. When he saw the apricot blossoms, he vomited again and it turned into a burst of breath, almost spitting out his entire stomach.

Zhang Dajun didn't say anything, quickly put on his clothes and ran away

I haven't dared to enter Zhu Erdao's home for half a year

Xinghua sat alone on the kang, and the woman felt uncomfortable. Am I that disgusted?

Why did my brother-in-law run away when he saw me?

Xinghua is not ordinary ugly, she is very ugly, that is, she is very ugly

Five short figures, whether they look horizontally, vertically, left, right, up, down, 360 degrees, from any angle, they look like a gasoline barrel

In addition, her skin is dark and it seems that she will never be washed clean. Her teeth are clearly a broken casserole that she has not brushed for three years.

It's just right to make Chinese medicine soup

After Zhang Dajun returned home, he plunged into the quilt and didn't get up for a long time, just like seeing a ghost

Huaihua saw her husband's absent-minded look and didn't know what happened. She called Dajun to get up and have dinner. Zhang Dajun said: If you don't eat, you're so disgusting.

Huaihua asked: What's so annoying?

Dajun said: I'm even more scared than seeing a ghost. I can't imagine that in the world, there are more disgusting things than this, besides your second sister's body.

Huaihua understood as soon as she heard this. She knew that her second sister and mother had set up a trap for her husband, and she began to annoy Xinghua.

After Zhang Dajun escaped, Xinghua cried on the kang for a long time, but she still didn't borrow it. All the plans were ruined with Zhang Dajun's escape.

Meilan heard Xinghua crying and knew that the matter was exposed, so she ran into the house and advised her: Daughter, stop crying. If it really doesn't work, let's borrow it from another man. I don't believe it. Without Zhang butcher, we will have to eat a pig.

Meilan has begun to find the next borrowed target for Apricot Flower

She threaded the men in the village one by one, but couldn't find a suitable one

Young people in the countryside get married early, and some get married before they even get adults.

She once thought about Li Dazhuang, Li Dazhuang is also very handsome, and Dazhuang's future is also good.

But Xinghua shook her head and said: Brother Dazhuang is not good, he likes Sister Cuihua, and he is not interested in other women.

Meilan pondered hard, who else was there in Mopan Village?

Finally, Meilan slapped her thigh and thought of Liu Erlai from Sun Dongtou

Liu Erlai is almost 30 today and has not married yet, because the reason is that he is ugly

Because I was a child, I had boils on my head and had a lot of sores, so my hair fell out

In order to protect the ugly, Liu Erlai ignored winter and summer, and always wore a military hat on his head.

Once the hat is taken off, Erlai's head looks like a big, hairless winter melon from a distance

Meilan said: Daughter, how about Liu Erlai at the east end of the village?

Xinghua wiped her tears and said: Mom, that man is ugly than me. The son he will give birth to in the future is like a pumpkin, and he will not have hair on his head?

Meilan burst into laughter: Silly child, that thing is not inherited, what we want is his seed, not his Riley head

Xinghua had no choice but to nod and said: Zhong, this is the only way, but when I go to the kang with him, I have to blindfold my eyes, otherwise I will vomit.

Meilan said: It would be nice if they don’t blindfold their eyes

The next day, Meilan was busy again and found Liu Erlai's home.

Liu Erlai hasn't gotten up yet. Not only is he ugly, he is also lazy, and his family is very poor.

There is no yard wall in the yard, and there are dead leaves everywhere and weeds. The roof in the house is exposed, so Liu Erlai is too lazy to repair it. There are cracks on the walls on all sides. No matter whether it is winter or summer, it will be ventilated all year round.

The rice noodle jars of Liu Erlai's family are often like decent widows, dressed in a spotless manner because they were too lazy to go to the ground, and the fields were deserted and they were not harvested at all.

The pot, bowl and stove were covered with flies, and there was only a broken quilt on the kang, and the quilt was so broken that it could hold a hole with one foot.

After Meilan entered the door, she found that Erlai was dreaming of Zhou Gong in bed, so she slapped him on the butt

Erlai's butt made a crisp sound

Erlai, get up, get up. Meilan went up and teared Erlai's quilt

Liu Erlai opened his sleepy eyes: Aunt Meilan? What's the matter? Don't disturb me when I'm sleeping

The second lad is called Meilan, and her aunt is about to talk, so Meilan is not polite at all

Erlai, the sun is shining on his butt, can't you afford it? You are lazy and don't work, and don't plan to get married anymore?

Liu Erlai was dissatisfied and covered his head with a quilt. He said angrily: Who are you? My father can't control me even if he lives. Why are you blind? Is it all right to marry a wife or not?

You don’t know anything about such delicious and easy-to-make second-rate products, so you don’t have to be slanted. Meilan burst into laughter and had to go straight: Erlai, if my aunt tells you a wife? Do you think it’s okay?

When Liu Erlai heard this, he became interested and jumped up naked, almost hugging Meilan: Ah? Talking about wife? Whose daughter?

Meilan burst into laughter: Your mother is so chessy. When she heard that she has a wife, she is excited? She just ignored me.

Liu Erlai scratched his forehead and smiled: I don’t know if my aunt is talking to me about my wife? Auntie, please tell me, whose daughter is?

Meilan teased him: I won't tell you

Erlai's interest was teased by Meilan, and he pulled Meilan's arm and swayed: Aunt, good aunt, tell me who's the girl?

Want to get married?

Well, I think Liu Erlai actually blushed

Then, my aunt will tell you a wife, but you must help me first

Liu Erlai has eaten enough of the hardship of playing a bachelor's house, and he has no food, no clothing, and no need to find a nest of burrows.

He was eager to marry a wife quickly. He was sleepy and had a pillow. He didn't expect Meilan would say hello to him.

Aunt, as long as you tell me a wife, don’t say that you put forward one condition, it’s just ten or eight conditions. As long as I, Liu Erlai, can do it, there’s nothing to say

Meilan saw that the time was ripe, so she secretly told Liu Erlai about the matter of borrowing apricot blossoms and said: As long as this matter can be done, my aunt will tell you a wife and give you another 50 yuan to comfort you. My son-in-law is rich.

Liu Erlai grinned and smiled: Zhong, as long as your daughter goes to the kang with me, let alone paying money, I will do it.

Meilan said: OK, then we'll make up. You'll wait at home tonight. I'll call Xinghua. As long as Xinghua can get pregnant, my aunt will definitely marry you.

Liu Erlai said: Zhong, if Xinghua can't get pregnant, you will ask her to come next time, and I will still not charge you. When will she get pregnant?

Liu Erlai doesn't think Xinghua is ugly. It's good to have an ugly wife hug her. He has no right to pick on her at all.

After three years of being a bachelor, the sow will become Diao Chan. Every night, the five girls will vent their ventilation. If you change your left hand to your right hand, it is indeed better to hug someone.

Meilan stood up and said: You should wash it tonight, dress up cleanly, and... the quilt on the kang has also been replaced, and the dirty ones are almost twisted out of oil. It smells so bad.

Liu Erlai laughed foolishly again