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Chapter 61 Singing dirty jokes

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Everyone looked up and saw that it was not someone else who sang to Cuihua's sister-in-law, but her brother-in-law Li Dazhuang on the mountain.

Dazhuang wiped his sweat, put his hand towel on his shoulder, and waved to the person below.

Wow... There were cheers below, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law were singing about the folk songs. Everyone started to scream like they saw the Western scenery: Brother Da Zhuang, come, Brother Da Zhuang, come...

Da Zhuang raised his voice and sang: There is no tree on the mountain to become a barren mountain, and there is no water in the river to become a beach. If there is no song today, what about the two of them, they like to go out and see the red mountains, with more flowers and few leaves blooming thickly. I want to have a girl with you, but I don’t know if the girl is different?

Seeing Dazhuang talking to her with her, Cuihua's face turned red to her ears, and she was ashamed of being ashamed.

How much she wants to express her love to Dazhuang, but unfortunately she has never had a chance.

She was not timid and continued singing: Good flowers bloom, good flowers bloom, good flowers bloom to the door, my sister wants to pick flowers for you to wear, but I am afraid that my husband will not dare to come, my husband will be tender, and I am also generous and dignified, and I love you to be in love with my husband, so I can benefit my husband.

The two of them sang and matched each other very well. Everyone saw that this was not a folk song, it was clearly a relationship and a love affair.

In fact, if Cuihua hadn't married Brother Sanxi, she and Dazhuang would have been really a perfect match.

Zhang Dajun also became interested and shouted at the top of his voice: Yuhuan! Let’s have a relationship, right? Let’s help everyone to liven up!

When Yuhuan heard it below, she was so happy that she wanted to talk to her husband Zhang Dajun about the folk song.

So Yuhuan also opened his throat and started to scream: Big brother, you are so tall, let me touch your waist, Big brother, you are so bad, you touch my quilt, you don’t love your wife, you always want to find a concubine all day long, Big brother, you are so fierce, you come into the room and wait for me, and you just touch me, don’t let the overlord force yourself to the bow...

I was dizzy, and Zhang Dajun was stunned. What's wrong with this...?

Yuhuan is not singing a folk song at all, it is choreographing men

Yuhuan was already quite cheerful after only less than half a year of getting married. She smiled all day long, showing the kind of openness unique to rural women.

Once men are trained, women will be so sexy, and Yuhuan is damaged by Zhang Dajun.

What are you afraid of when you say this to your own man?

I like it

If anyone likes to listen, listen; if anyone doesn't like to listen, covers his ears

Zhang Dajun is also a civil and military genius. He is not only strong in body, but also has a good voice. In fact, in the mountains, most young men and women use folk songs to express their love.

Men and women in the mountains have developed a good voice since childhood

Zhang Dajun smiled and put his hand towel on his shoulders, facing Yuhuan: Big sister, you are so coquettish, let me touch your waist, a good man is full of hair, a good woman is all about her breasts, a big sister is so cute, like a cabbage in winter, everyone loves you when they see you, every day is no exception, big sister, you are so beautiful, let me touch your legs, if you ask me to touch, I will touch you, if I don’t let me peel you...

No one expected that Zhang Dajun and Yuhuan would actually make dirty jokes, wow...

Everyone laughed and leaned back and forth

Zhang Taihui was holding a cigarette pipe pot on the side and made a big blushing face

He felt very embarrassed when his son sang a folk song with his daughter-in-law.

My head almost buried in my crotch

The first day of the battle was very fruitful. I just started to build the road and walked forward dozens of meters in one day.

Zhang Dajun was very excited. If he followed this speed, it would take less than ten years or five years to build the road outside the mountain.

He became more excited and more motivated, making the hammer wheel in his hand shook the sky

Gravel pins are splashing happily

The sound of twitching above, and the sound of the machine below

Young man grabbed a drill rig and carried a big hammer to rush upwards. The old ones polished and leveled behind them. Women delivered water and food, which was a busy and busy scene.

The sun finally sets, and a red glow burns in the west

Because the road construction was just started, it was close to the village, and the women had to go home, and the men were watching the construction site on the mountain

Large tents were set up on the construction site, and the lights were flashing

Every night, Zhang Dajun would put on a pair of chess and fight with Dazhuang for a few games. Others would watch together. In the middle of the night, there would be a buzzing noise in the tent.

Cuihua's wife's face turned red when she returned home. After Dazhuang and her, her heart became more and more panicked every day.

Never have a man who has ever had such a match with her in the mountains. Is Dazhuang interesting to me?

Is it really as Sanxi said that I will follow Dazhuang in the future?

An infinite wave of turmoil appeared in Cuihua's heart

After she got home in the evening, she went into the stove and helped Sanxi cook. After cooking, she worked overtime to bake a few oil cakes and stir-fry a few eggs.

She was not willing to eat, nor was she willing to give it to Sanxi. She wanted to deliver it to the construction site the next day for her brother-in-law.

After the next day, when the work was over, Cuihua pulled Da Zhuang into the corner of a mountain, shyly opened the basket, stuffed a few oil cakes into Da Zhuang's hand.

Dazhuang asked inexplicably: Sister-in-law, is this?

Cuihua's wife said: The oil cakes are specially made for you. The work you do is heavy and you should replenish your body.

Looking at his sister-in-law's shy look, Dazhuang knew what his sister-in-law thought. She was so kind to him and she completely liked him.

Dazhuang was confused in his heart, he could not be kind to Cuihua, nor could he be moved by his uncle and sister-in-law. This is not possible in the countryside, and he will be stabbed by someone.

Dazhuang said: Sister-in-law, I won’t eat it, take it back for my brother. My brother is sick and needs to increase nutrition. I’m not sick or disaster. Why do I eat this?

Cuihua said: Dazhuang, this is reserved for you on purpose. I am afraid that you will be exhausted. Your brother... I will keep it for him and you will hold it.

Cuihua's wife pushed the oil cake to Dazhuang again, but Dazhuang pushed the oil cake back again

Sister-in-law, I really don't eat it, you can take it away

I won't give it to you!

I really don't eat it

The uncle and sister-in-law pushed each other around, just like strangers

As a result, the oil cake fell to the ground by accident

So Cuihua and Dazhuang bent down to pick it up together. While picking it up, Dazhuang's hand accidentally touched Cuihua's hand, and he retracted his hand like an electric shock.

Cuihua picked up the oil cake, blew the soil on it with her mouth, put it on her chest and wiped it with her clothes lapel, then she blushed and said: Dazhuang...

Um

Do you know... I miss you, your brother is not good, why don't we just live together, right?

Cuihua's sister-in-law said nothing, but Li Dazhuang made a clever and cold war: Sister-in-law, what's wrong with you? You are my sister-in-law, you follow me, what should my brother do? No, no!

Cuihua said: Dazhuang, your brother... we can support him. I promise that I really miss you like my biological brother. Do you know, how did I get through these years?

Cuihua's wife blinked and shed two tears.

She has tasted badly now. She has tasted enough. There is no man at home. Not only can't do farm work, but she can't hold on in the middle of the night.

Every night, Cuihua's wife stares with her big eyes and looks at the beams alone until the sky is dawn.

I couldn't stand it, so she grabbed Sanxi's hand and touched her body.

The man's hand flew over her cheeks, neck, like a room, and belly, and finally pressed on the triangle area, over and over again

So Cuihua's body was itchy like an ant bites itchy

Brother Sanxi beside him heard that the woman's breathing was very uneven and she couldn't give her anything, so she closed her eyes and pretended to sleep.

The woman was teased and turned over and rushed towards the man, pressed him under her, kissed his face, kissed his unshaven mouth

I could only kiss him, but in the end I couldn't help but roll off him, and I had nowhere to vent my desire.

There are many men outside her, but they are other people's men after all, so they can only find her. If they don't look for her, she can only endure it.

Besides, finding wild men all day is not a solution, so how can I keep them at home and get them as you like?

Dazhuang said: Sister-in-law, don’t do this, I can’t be sorry for my brother. Brother, you are my sister-in-law all day.

What if your brother dies? Cuihua asked quickly

Dazhuang said: Brother is gone, you are still my sister-in-law, I can never be with you?

Cuihua widened her eyes. Why? Haven’t you ever missed me?

Dazhuang said: No, sister-in-law, actually... I have someone outside and I have already made a girlfriend in this life, except her, I will never marry anyone except her.

Cuihua's wife was suddenly hit by lightning, her body shook, almost fainted, and there was a darkness in front of her eyes

She held Shanyan hard and prevented herself from falling down. The basket in her hand also fell to the ground.

Since the beginning of summer, there has not been a drop of rain around Mopan Village, and no drop of rain fell to the ground until the autumnal equinox.

All the ponds were dried up, and the source of Mopan Mountain no longer sprayed water outwards.

The whole summer was spent in the heat of drought. After the wheat harvest in the summer, the corn was sown into the fields. After the buds grew, the green rolls were discounted, and the leaves remained motionless.

Every morning, as soon as the sun came out, the ground was like a fire fell. There was no cloud in the blue sky, and the hot sun burned the earth.

The whole field was burnt yellow, and a stream of yellow smoke came out with a touch of dust in the ground. The air was hot, and there were some things floating in the air that looked like dust, non-dust, non-fog, and non-fog. The entire Mopan Mountain was like a brick kiln roasted by fire.

Not to mention people, even birds cannot come out. Dogs are lying on the corner of the wall on the back, spitting out red tongues, panting, and panting. The nostrils of cattle, sheep, donkeys and horses are wide open, and they are lying on the ground with their eyebrows and eyes lowered. They look listless all day long.

The pigs in the pen are too lazy to go home, soak in the dry mud pond and roll back and forth, and they are too lazy to eat pig food.

Mopan Mountains are beautiful and beautiful. I have never encountered such a hot summer. The drought and heat that have never happened in a century have burned everyone's body and heart. Many people fall on the road and can never get up again. There are more and more people suffering from heatstroke. There are children's howlings and sighs of adults everywhere.

The village is hot, and the hillside is hotter. No matter how tired you work, you can't sit down and rest for a while. As long as your butt is hit by a stone, the two butt eggs will turn into fried eggs in the blink of an eye.

In three days, five people have had heatstrokes, three hundred people have gone away, and more and more deserters have become

Zhang Dajun had his back naked, revealing his muscles that were roasted by the scorching sun, and was frowning with a cigarette roll in his mouth.

Dazhuang wiped the sweat and said: Brother Dajun, this road cannot be repaired anymore. If it continues, people will die. It is better to pull the villagers back and wait until the dog days passes before we practice again.