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Chapter 37: The father and the other two are like birds

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Xiulin is 17 years old this year. A rural man gets married early. If he doesn’t get married at the age of 20, it will be difficult to find a wife.

But Li Dahu is a man with a bad reputation, and the girls from good families are unwilling to marry him. He is an old hooligan, and everyone in the countryside knows it.

It is unknown who can get into his daughter-in-law's bed when he says he is marrying his son.

Besides, Xiulin's character is not good either. When she saw a girl in the village, she was like a wild cat hitting a dead mouse, rubbing her upwards happily, either twisting the girl's butt or touching her mimi.

Like his father, the same as the same bird

So when Xiulin was 18 years old, no one came to ask for marriage at home.

Li Dahu was very worried. He couldn't sleep in the middle of the night with Dabaili on the kang. He was too lazy to do anything wrong.

Li Dahu grabbed Dabaili's mimi and asked: Mom, what should you do if Sier is going to do? If you don't get married, you will be delayed? You can look for Widow Sun and tell your child a wife.

Dabaili sighed: You two are so inappropriate, who is the daughter of a good family? Are you ruined when you come?

Li Dahu said: You've ruined a ball. Yuhuan has been in our house for several months. Am I not serious? The tiger poison doesn't eat any food? It's said that Yuhuan is a white tiger star. Why is there nothing wrong with marrying Zhang Dajun? The couple is so beautiful.

Dabaili said angrily: That's what I saw. As soon as you stick out your butt, I know what you are pulling. It's not once or twice that you secretly look at Yuhuan's breasts. Don't think I don't know.

Li Dahu grabbed Dabaili's mimi and rubbed hard: What's wrong with taking a look? I just enjoyed my eyes, what can I do? I dare not touch my son's wife.

Dabaili and the man didn't sleep all night, touched all the girls in the village, and finally slapped Li Dahu's butt and said: With that, Zhu Erdao's girl is very good. His big girl is exactly 16 years old this year, she hasn't gotten married yet, and she looks good.

Li Dahu thought about it and realized his enlightenment, saying: Why didn’t I remember that you were talking about locust flowers? That girl is indeed very handsome, but she is very arrogant. Can she come to our house?

Dabaili grabbed the man's life, pulled hard, and almost broke it, saying: At worst, spend more money. We can use the money to knock her out. I don't believe it anymore. Is there anything that can't be done with money?

But where is our family rich? The three sons spent all their funerals

Dabaili gritted her teeth and said: Don’t we have a goat? Use the sheep to exchange for her

The two of them made up their minds and prepared to use the sheep from home to change their son to their daughter-in-law.

The one who changed it to Zhu Erdao's big girl in the west of the village

Zhu Erdao is a man of great significance. His ancestors left him a magic knife, which specializes in catching pigs and inciting dogs.

A famous instigator with a radius of hundreds of miles

Zhu Erdao loves bragging and also loves to drink a few sips. After drinking high, he has become more capable. He said that he can not only know how to rush pigs and dogs, but also chew lice, and he wants to repair the tires of the train, press the elevator on Mount Everest, put ceramic tiles on the Great Wall, and surround the Pacific Ocean.

So Li Dahu used a plan to trick Zhu Erdao into the house, get him drunk, and then ask him to agree to Huaihua and Xiulin's marriage.

Zhu Erdao's life is not good, and he has no children. His wife Meilan gave birth to five daughters for him, namely Sophora, Apricot, Peach, Pear, and Chrysanthemum

Five golden flowers known as Mopan Village

Every night when I go to bed, from the head to the end of the kang, the braids on the kang, made Zhu Erdao feel angry.

Because he had no son, Zhu Erdao felt embarrassed and couldn't raise his head in the village, so he swears that he would not give up if he didn't pull someone out with him and would never give up.

Zhu Erdao and Meilan have been married for 18 years. They have been working hard for it, constantly pondering, and learning from various experiences. Seeing Meilan's belly bulging again and again, they can't make a son come out.

Fighting with Meilan under the old locust tree all day

Recently, Meilan became pregnant again. When she was working, she ran to the field to vomit: Wow--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Meilan has been going to the ground to vomit over the years. At the beginning, there were kind people coming to ask to ask to show comfort. Later, when they got used to it, they were too lazy to ask.

Zhu Erdao went over to pat his wife on the back, slapped and scolded: If you don’t pull a son out for me this time, I will divorce you and find a little wife to come back.

Meilan said with a blank look: Do you dare? If you dare to bring me a slutty fox back, I will use my ancestral sword to make you become a eunuch.

Zhu Erdao said dissatisfiedly: I have eaten a lot of good things, so why don’t I have a son? Is it because we have a problem with our posture?

Meilan said: If you don’t plant it well, don’t blame others for not being fat. Do cucumbers grow in the eggplant you grow in your family?

Zhu Erdao retorted: Just your salt-alkali land, nothing can be used to plant. I spit out a big belly and vomit. It’s so stinky and beautiful that I can’t even pull out a son, and I’m not afraid of laughing at me!

Meilan glared: What's wrong? I'm not a bastard, what's so embarrassing?

The couple was arguing. Li Dahu carried his head and got off work. He took out the Yellow Crane Tower from afar, threw a knife to Zhu Erdao, and said with a smile: Lao Zhu, what are the couple quarreling? This is an old couple, are they arguing? The family is harmonious and everything is going to be prosperous.

Zhu Erdao said: Nothing, nothing, I just have a few words to talk to, I'm too lazy to argue with her

Li Dahu had nothing to say and wanted to trick Zhu Erdao to his home, so he said: Erdao, do a favor, you go home and bring the guys and incite the ram in my house.

Li Dahu asked Zhu Erdao to incite the sheep for the reason. If there is business, Lao Zhu will definitely not refuse.

Zhu Erdao asked: What are you doing with ram? Why would you buy another ewe and pair it with this ram so that the sheep can give birth to sheep and you can become a group of you in a year?

Li Dahu frowned and said: I can't afford it. My family is poor. Besides, this sheep is not honest. I always go to other people's houses to find ewes. If you have nothing to do, you will run with other people's sheep in the pen. You know, a drop of semen and ten drops of blood, it always runs like this. What if it's kidney deficiency? I can't make up for it no matter how much ingredients I eat, then wouldn't I suffer a lot? Or I'm insane.

Li Dahu is telling the truth, this is called following the owner. He likes to kick the widow's door, and the sheep he feeds is also a hooligan, and he likes to find other people's ewes

Zhu Erdao thought it was reasonable and said: OK, I'll go home with you now, bring the guys, and incite it.

Zhu Erdaole was so happy that he went home to get the tools and followed Li Dahu home.

Zhu Erdao moved a stool, sat down, lined up his ancestral treasure swords, and huh a string of knives

Different sizes and lengths are different. There are sheep, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen, some are stolen...

With these knives, Zhu Erdao has been scattered in the world for more than ten years and has undergone sterilization surgery for many animals. He also uses this skill to make a living and feed the whole family.

He is skilled in Qiao Zhu's stolen skills, and he always has one sword from his mother. If he is two swords, he doesn't need a third sword at all. Therefore, people in the martial arts world call him Zhu Erdao. As for his real name, he probably doesn't know his father is alive.

When he was in the cooperative, Erdao used this treasure as a shareholding. For more than ten years, he has instigated the donkey, horse, cattle and sheep in the production team, and has received a lot of work points.

Li Dahu tightened his belt tightly, jumped into the sheep pen, competed with both hands, and moved the Dantian Hunyuan Qi, grabbed the two horns of the ram and dragged the sheep out of the sheep pen.

It was a very strong ram, very mighty and powerful. With a flash of his head, he almost pushed Li Dahu into the sky with four legs.

Zhu Erdao is worthy of being Zhu Erdao, it is indeed a magic knife. He grabbed the sheep in the hand of the tiger, pressed it down with force, and stepped on the sheep's neck with one foot, and the sheep was unable to move.

Then he stretched out his hand and grabbed the two soft pieces under the sheep's tail. He twisted them hard, and the two soft pieces of the ram were twisted into a ball.

Raise your hand and wave it: Crack, with two knifes, the two meat balls behind the ram were squeezed out of their body and fell into the bowl

Then Zhu Erdao pulled down two straw ropes that had been prepared from his mouth, quickly tied them into two circles, gently set them up, and then pulled them gently, and the two wounds behind the ram were tied to a solid state by the straw rope.

Welding with straw ropes is to reduce the wound area, so that we will not easily get infected

In less than a minute of the entire operation, the brave ram became an unfair eunuch sheep.

Zhu Erdao let go of the ram, and the ram flew into the sheep pen, lying in the grass nest and stopped moving.

Li Dahu was stunned and picked his thumb: Erdao, you are worthy of being a magic knife. You have the ability and good skills. Today I want to invite you to drink a drink

Zhu Erdao tidied up the knives while jokingly said: What's the matter? What we do is this business. I can not only incite sheep, but also incite people. Another day, your wife doesn't want to give birth. Tell me, I will still incite her.

Li Dahu scolded him: Go to your mother! Go home and instigate your wife.

A group of children stood at the door and looked at it with laughter, because it was rare for children to swear.

Li Dahu coaxed them out: Genggu, if you don’t leave, you will be incited. The children laughed and ran out of the door.

Zhu Erdao pointed at the two bloody meat dumplings in the bowl and said: This thing cannot be thrown away, it's a big tonic. A woman will definitely give birth to a son after eating it.

Li Dahu said: Then take it home and let your wife eat it for you to give birth. It’s useless for me to keep this thing.

Zhu Erdaole was so happy that he said: That success, that success

The softness of the ram is indeed a great supplement. Zhu Erdao's wife Meilan has eaten a lot of this food, but she just can't make a son.

When Li Dahu pulled Zhu Erdao into the house, Dabai pear had cooked vegetables and boiled a pot of wine. Four plates were already on the table, so he was waiting for Li Dahu to get Zhu Erdao drunk so that he could use this sheep to change his son's wife.

Zhu Erdao was not polite either. He sat down and punished himself for three cups first.

Li Dahu and Zhu Erdao raised their glasses to drink. After a bottle of wine was gone, Zhu Erdao's tongue would not work well and his body would sway.

Li Dahu saw that the time was almost the same, so he slowly ticked him with words: Erdao, your Da Ni'er is 16 this year, right?

Zhu Erdao let out a slight sound, drank the wine in front of him, and poured a glass of it himself: Isn't it just the 16th after the New Year

Should I get married?

Yes, I'm not young anymore, it's time to get married, but this girl is very wild and arrogant. Most people look down on this. A few days ago, Widow Sun introduced her to her and yelled when she met her. She insisted that she was not well-educated and said that you were a country girl, where would you want to be well-educated? Isn't it enough to live without being stupid?

Zhu Erdao shook his head while talking, worried

Zhu Erdao has five golden flowers at home. The five girls are his five-month heartbroken. They are all money-losing goods. I want to deal with one immediately. I don’t know how much dowry to accompany you.

When Li Dahu heard that there was a door, he took advantage of the victory and pursued: Erdao, we are not secretly talked about, I want to be your in-laws, how about our Xiulin? He is not stupid or stupid, smart, can you be your son-in-law?