Alas, I heard that Sister Li interviewed an assistant today, and a J-year-old came to interview
Duan Min, the lead singer of Chuke band, shouted excitedly as soon as she stepped into the door, hoping to get everyone's attention with a loudspeaker.
The bassist Lin Xiaofan, who was sitting next to the door, stopped plucking the strings, and was obviously aroused by interest. J-big? J-big, the top three?
Yes, it seems that it is difficult to find a job now, so everyone from J University came to us for an interview. Duan Min leaned against the door frame and asked with interest, "Do you want to go and have a look?"
They all have two eyes and one nose, what's good about it? Guitarist Chen Weiliang was not very grateful, so he lowered his head and focused on fiddling with the guitar in his arms.
You have to rub this guitar more than ten times a day. If you want me to say it is all six strings and one board, what's so good about it?
Duan Min walked up to him and said, "Okay, don't wipe it, you'll make me more semen."
That's right, could you point it at one day to turn into a snail girl to cook for you?
Lin Xiaofan stood up and stretched his waist, twisted his stiff neck. He had been practicing for a morning, so he would take a look as a pastime.
But Chen Weiliang still has no intention of putting down his guitar
The other two looked at each other and rushed forward together. Those who grabbed the guitar and those who dragged the stool were dragged, and those who dragged the stool were dragged left and right made Chen Weiliang have to admit defeat. Let's go, let's go, I'm really convinced you.
Their practice room was on the fifth floor. The three of them went down the third floor and went to Sister Li's office. As soon as they turned the corner, they saw two peeking people standing on the back door of the office.
Oh, the brainlessness and unhappiness are here, Duan Min teases
Chen Weiliang raised his head and was Xu Zhen and Xu Shan, a member of the twin girl group Strawberry.
Shh, a little bit of a voice, what about the interview inside. Xu Shan pressed her fingers on her lips and said in a silence.
How long have you been facing each other? Lin Xiaofan looked inside and saw who is the one with J?
It's the one with the longest hair sitting inside
Xu Zhen and Duan Min were fighting for their stupid and unhappy nicknames, and Chen Weiliang got an empty seat and surrounded the door.
The glass window on the door was just a narrow one, and even three people couldn't see enough. Chen Weiliang glanced inside casually. There were a total of six people interviewing, and they could only see their backs.
The interview seems to be at its final stage, and Sister Li is saying some concluding words
I have a rough understanding of your situation, let's do this. Finally, I'll give you a test question. Please use one sentence to emphasize your own advantages and give me a reason to hire you instead of others.
Sister Li packed up the resume she had read and piled it up at hand. She seemed to be carelessly asking for a difficult problem. Whoever thinks about it first will say it first.
Haha, it was indeed Sister Li. Xu Shan couldn't help laughing, and could hear it clearly in the quiet surroundings.
Sister Li glared at me angrily. The interviewer was a little turbulent. She also followed Sister Li's gaze and looked at the back door. Xu Shan knew that she had disturbed her. She apologized and stuck out her tongue and left the back door.
That girl...
What? What's wrong? Lin Xiaofan heard Chen Weiliang muttering, "Which girl?"
Nothing, maybe I read it wrong. Chen Weiliang waved his hand. He just hurriedly saw a side face when they turned around, but he always felt that the girl from J looked familiar.
Lin Xiaofan wanted to ask something else, but someone suddenly spoke inside.
I think my advantage is my rich internship experience and I will adapt to this job faster than others
After a girl answered, the rest of the people spoke, fearing that they would fall to the end.
All of them were plain answers. Sister Li had no expressions, but just smiled faintly and nodded. Finally, her eyes fell on the girl J.
She was the only one left to say nothing? Duan Min came over and asked with her head tilted
Yes, Chen Weiliang turned his back and gave up a seat for Duan Min
' Strawberry' Where? Leaving? Lin Xiaofan found that Xu Zhen and Xu Shan's sisters were gone, so he asked casually
You can call such a weird group name, I think it's still 'mindless and unhappy' which is more suitable for them. Duan Min complained indifferently
They are much more popular than us, be careful of their fans... Before Lin Xiaofan finished speaking, there was another movement in the house, and he consciously stopped.
Chen Weiliang was not interested in this interview. The three big men squeezed on the glass window of the back door and were too crowded, so they stepped aside, leaned against the wall, and scratched their heads boredly.
I can only get half of my salary. Everyone inside and outside the house was shocked by this sentence. Chen Weiliang was stunned for a moment, moved and looked inside the house.
Sister Li's expression changed subtly. After being silent for two seconds, she asked, "Do you think this is your advantage?"
Yes
Girls explain in an orderly manner. I think experience, attitude, and ability are not absolute advantages, and the evaluation criteria for them vary from person to person. Such ethereal answers cannot be paid attention to, and there is no way to ensure that
You are... Sister Li flipped through her resume, Qin Yin?
I guess Sister Li will hire her. Lin Xiaofan felt that there was no suspense about what happened next, so he was going back, it was over, and he left.
J's origin is really different. He is not shocking and he will never stop talking. But Sister Li is recruiting an assistant, so he may not be so fond of showing off. Duan Min shrugged
This is not because I love to show off, but because I like to use my brain. Or let’s bet, I bet that Sister Li will ask her. Lin Xiaofan insists on his own opinion and simply provokes.
OK, I am five times your chance of winning, so what are you betting on?
Bet ten large portions of pizza
Can you finish eating ten servings? Do you care? Aliang, come and be a notary. Lin Xiaofan made a face and patted Chen Weiliang beside him
Hum? What? Chen Weiliang came to his senses, obviously he didn't hear clearly what they were saying
I said you come and prove my bet with Mr. Duan. Whoever loses will ask the other party to eat ten pizzas
What bet?
Have you just been wandering around? Lin Xiaofan had to repeat it again. I bet with Mr. Duan, whether Sister Li would hire that Qin Yin haha, her name is quite fun, it is called 'Qinyin'
The girl at J University is Qin Yin? Chen Weiliang asked thoughtfully
Yes, what's wrong, Lin Xiaofan looked at him in confusion, you've been weird since the beginning
Alas, you can't be fond of that Qin Yin, right? Duan Min's expression fluttered, and he hugged Chen Weiliang's shoulder and asked in a low voice.
What the hell? Chen Weiliang frowned and pushed Duan Min away. Go practice now
Actually, there are occasional illusions on weekdays
For example, even though I was having a meal at a strange restaurant I had never been to before, I felt like I had experienced this scene when I took the menu.
I'm afraid the same illusion is the name Qin Yin and the fleeting side face.
Chen Weiliang was not confused about this matter for long, and he almost turned around and left it behind.
He was troubled by the new song all day
This new single can't be written well. It always sounds like something is missing, but it can't be said. This dilemma has been going on for a long time
It seems that I can't sleep well again tonight
Chen Weiliang sighed helplessly and sat heavily on the stool
Duan Min, the lead singer of Chuke band, shouted excitedly as soon as she stepped into the door, hoping to get everyone's attention with a loudspeaker.
The bassist Lin Xiaofan, who was sitting next to the door, stopped plucking the strings, and was obviously aroused by interest. J-big? J-big, the top three?
Yes, it seems that it is difficult to find a job now, so everyone from J University came to us for an interview. Duan Min leaned against the door frame and asked with interest, "Do you want to go and have a look?"
They all have two eyes and one nose, what's good about it? Guitarist Chen Weiliang was not very grateful, so he lowered his head and focused on fiddling with the guitar in his arms.
You have to rub this guitar more than ten times a day. If you want me to say it is all six strings and one board, what's so good about it?
Duan Min walked up to him and said, "Okay, don't wipe it, you'll make me more semen."
That's right, could you point it at one day to turn into a snail girl to cook for you?
Lin Xiaofan stood up and stretched his waist, twisted his stiff neck. He had been practicing for a morning, so he would take a look as a pastime.
But Chen Weiliang still has no intention of putting down his guitar
The other two looked at each other and rushed forward together. Those who grabbed the guitar and those who dragged the stool were dragged, and those who dragged the stool were dragged left and right made Chen Weiliang have to admit defeat. Let's go, let's go, I'm really convinced you.
Their practice room was on the fifth floor. The three of them went down the third floor and went to Sister Li's office. As soon as they turned the corner, they saw two peeking people standing on the back door of the office.
Oh, the brainlessness and unhappiness are here, Duan Min teases
Chen Weiliang raised his head and was Xu Zhen and Xu Shan, a member of the twin girl group Strawberry.
Shh, a little bit of a voice, what about the interview inside. Xu Shan pressed her fingers on her lips and said in a silence.
How long have you been facing each other? Lin Xiaofan looked inside and saw who is the one with J?
It's the one with the longest hair sitting inside
Xu Zhen and Duan Min were fighting for their stupid and unhappy nicknames, and Chen Weiliang got an empty seat and surrounded the door.
The glass window on the door was just a narrow one, and even three people couldn't see enough. Chen Weiliang glanced inside casually. There were a total of six people interviewing, and they could only see their backs.
The interview seems to be at its final stage, and Sister Li is saying some concluding words
I have a rough understanding of your situation, let's do this. Finally, I'll give you a test question. Please use one sentence to emphasize your own advantages and give me a reason to hire you instead of others.
Sister Li packed up the resume she had read and piled it up at hand. She seemed to be carelessly asking for a difficult problem. Whoever thinks about it first will say it first.
Haha, it was indeed Sister Li. Xu Shan couldn't help laughing, and could hear it clearly in the quiet surroundings.
Sister Li glared at me angrily. The interviewer was a little turbulent. She also followed Sister Li's gaze and looked at the back door. Xu Shan knew that she had disturbed her. She apologized and stuck out her tongue and left the back door.
That girl...
What? What's wrong? Lin Xiaofan heard Chen Weiliang muttering, "Which girl?"
Nothing, maybe I read it wrong. Chen Weiliang waved his hand. He just hurriedly saw a side face when they turned around, but he always felt that the girl from J looked familiar.
Lin Xiaofan wanted to ask something else, but someone suddenly spoke inside.
I think my advantage is my rich internship experience and I will adapt to this job faster than others
After a girl answered, the rest of the people spoke, fearing that they would fall to the end.
All of them were plain answers. Sister Li had no expressions, but just smiled faintly and nodded. Finally, her eyes fell on the girl J.
She was the only one left to say nothing? Duan Min came over and asked with her head tilted
Yes, Chen Weiliang turned his back and gave up a seat for Duan Min
' Strawberry' Where? Leaving? Lin Xiaofan found that Xu Zhen and Xu Shan's sisters were gone, so he asked casually
You can call such a weird group name, I think it's still 'mindless and unhappy' which is more suitable for them. Duan Min complained indifferently
They are much more popular than us, be careful of their fans... Before Lin Xiaofan finished speaking, there was another movement in the house, and he consciously stopped.
Chen Weiliang was not interested in this interview. The three big men squeezed on the glass window of the back door and were too crowded, so they stepped aside, leaned against the wall, and scratched their heads boredly.
I can only get half of my salary. Everyone inside and outside the house was shocked by this sentence. Chen Weiliang was stunned for a moment, moved and looked inside the house.
Sister Li's expression changed subtly. After being silent for two seconds, she asked, "Do you think this is your advantage?"
Yes
Girls explain in an orderly manner. I think experience, attitude, and ability are not absolute advantages, and the evaluation criteria for them vary from person to person. Such ethereal answers cannot be paid attention to, and there is no way to ensure that
You are... Sister Li flipped through her resume, Qin Yin?
I guess Sister Li will hire her. Lin Xiaofan felt that there was no suspense about what happened next, so he was going back, it was over, and he left.
J's origin is really different. He is not shocking and he will never stop talking. But Sister Li is recruiting an assistant, so he may not be so fond of showing off. Duan Min shrugged
This is not because I love to show off, but because I like to use my brain. Or let’s bet, I bet that Sister Li will ask her. Lin Xiaofan insists on his own opinion and simply provokes.
OK, I am five times your chance of winning, so what are you betting on?
Bet ten large portions of pizza
Can you finish eating ten servings? Do you care? Aliang, come and be a notary. Lin Xiaofan made a face and patted Chen Weiliang beside him
Hum? What? Chen Weiliang came to his senses, obviously he didn't hear clearly what they were saying
I said you come and prove my bet with Mr. Duan. Whoever loses will ask the other party to eat ten pizzas
What bet?
Have you just been wandering around? Lin Xiaofan had to repeat it again. I bet with Mr. Duan, whether Sister Li would hire that Qin Yin haha, her name is quite fun, it is called 'Qinyin'
The girl at J University is Qin Yin? Chen Weiliang asked thoughtfully
Yes, what's wrong, Lin Xiaofan looked at him in confusion, you've been weird since the beginning
Alas, you can't be fond of that Qin Yin, right? Duan Min's expression fluttered, and he hugged Chen Weiliang's shoulder and asked in a low voice.
What the hell? Chen Weiliang frowned and pushed Duan Min away. Go practice now
Actually, there are occasional illusions on weekdays
For example, even though I was having a meal at a strange restaurant I had never been to before, I felt like I had experienced this scene when I took the menu.
I'm afraid the same illusion is the name Qin Yin and the fleeting side face.
Chen Weiliang was not confused about this matter for long, and he almost turned around and left it behind.
He was troubled by the new song all day
This new single can't be written well. It always sounds like something is missing, but it can't be said. This dilemma has been going on for a long time
It seems that I can't sleep well again tonight
Chen Weiliang sighed helplessly and sat heavily on the stool