Master Wheeler, who pulled out the mottled five-inch round spear, looked confused. He could refine essence and qi into qi and replenish this fat woman, but it was difficult to refine qi into gods, especially when he saw the gray-brown liquid with nearly a thousand years of mud and dead skin flowing out of the dark and dense jungle, Master Wheeler was even more confused.
It was mainly when the last eruption was revealed. In fact, I was always following the habit of protecting the Yuan and refining Qi into the gods. However, the world in a thousand years later entered the Dharma-Ending Age. The spiritual energy was thin, and the spiritual energy was thin, but it was still too thin. The air was so dirty. I almost raised that breath and choked to death.
The drowning suffocation sentiment made Master Wheeler almost suffocate to death
This leads to the failure of refining Qi and transforming God, and the essence of life is also leaked out as much as possible, and it does not directly lock the essence. This time, the replenishment is almost better than nothing, and it only has a little benefit to the body.
Is it your own reason or the environment?
Or is it the reason why Xiao Baozhen gave himself the Taoist method of transforming the three purities into one qi?
Master Wheeler did not look at the fat woman who had only her lower body clothes stripped off from the ground, and began to ponder. It seemed that he could only use the method of elimination to eliminate everything that could not be possible, so he would give himself the answer directly.
Xiao Baozhen's mental method of transforming one Qi into the Three Pure One Qing is correct. I remember that I used the Buddhist mental method as the foundation, and the Buddhist Zen mind as the technique. The last Qi into the Three Pure One Qing is used. At that time, I had already replenished several savages (Juchen women), and the effect was very good. I could even reach the state of fasting.
By the way, if I had not reached the state of fasting, I would not have been sleeping for nearly a thousand years without dying, otherwise I would have starved to death in the coffin.
Therefore, the reason why one qi transforms into three purities can be ruled out. After all, Xiao Baozhen’s Taoist method is still remarkable. From the perspective of insiders, Xiao Baozhen definitely has the potential to become a Taoist master!
It is also possible for me to twist together the Mahayana Buddhist meditation in the Central Plains, the Tantric Joy Zen in the Daxue Mountains in the Western Regions, and the Taoist Taoist mind method in Xiao Baozhen. After all, he is the first person in ancient times and the past, and he is never before. He is exploring the river by feeling the stones, so if you have time, you should consider it carefully.
Finally, the reason for the environment is that the thin spiritual energy in the air and the large amount of turbid air may also be the main reason. After all, I practiced the qi thousands of years ago, but now the environment has suddenly changed greatly, which has caused me to suddenly change the environment, and it is also possible that I can't adapt to it all at once...
After pondering for a while, Master Wheeler stared at the fat woman lying on the ground. Since the vaginal sect sect will have such a backlash, what about the anus sect sect sect?
After all, the intestine is the digestive tract, and it is also the most greasy, so it is rich in nutrition
When I was in the Song Dynasty, the effect of picking the anus was very good, but I had never picked such a fat woman in that era.
Moreover, due to eating habits and food scarcity in that era, few women could grow so fat, like a moving mountain of meat.
So Master Wheeler, who had gritted his teeth, used the physical strength he had just recovered from the fat woman and decided to try to replenish her anus
Although his physical strength has recovered a little, he is still not enough to drag the fat woman to the bed to perform the Zhou Gong ritual. The strength is barely enough to hold up the fat woman's fat legs.
So Master Wheeler picked up the fat woman's legs, aimed the five-inch round gun at the fat woman's black anus, and took a deep breath.
The gray-black spear tip sank into the black anus little by little. Master Wheeler took a deep breath, his tongue tip pressed against his upper teeth and made a lucky look. With a sound of hey, he inserted the fat woman's anus into the fat woman's anus
In an instant, the pressure that was even greater than that of the Yin Gate tightly grabbed Master Wheeler's five-inch round spear from all directions.
Before Wheeler could use his skills, the fat woman was awakened by the sudden tightening of the anus and a torn pain. In front of her, a humanoid monster like a mummy in the European and American horror movie "The Return of the Mummy", was holding her legs and staring at each other with her big eyes and small eyes...
Time seemed to be still. Master Wheeler found that the fat woman had woken up at this time. He was afraid that the fat woman would yell and attract nearby Jurchen companions, and activated the huge mechanical puppets (agricultural tractors) at the door. At that time, his fists could not match four hands, so he stopped moving quickly, subconsciously compressed his energy, and directly sent a fixed spell to the fat woman:
Fortunately, the fat woman's anus has been inserted, and this immobilization curse has almost drained all the energy of Master Wheeler. If I launch the immobilization curse first, I believe I can no longer hold the fat woman's legs. After all, the energy is conserved. All the energy I used to replenish the fat woman just now is here.
Gritting his teeth, Master Wheeler took a deep breath, used the method of collecting the heart of the joyful Zen, and began to pick the fat woman's anus
It is worthy of being the anus, the tail end of the digestive tract. Compared with the uterus of fat women who are idle, the developed intestines can absorb the energy in her body more conveniently.
The fat woman was running rapidly in her intestines at this time, and her energy continued to gather at Master Wheeler's five-inch spiral gun. The old oil and fat were all attracted by magnets and flowed to Master Wheeler. Fortunately, Master Wheeler's Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu and the Tantric Joy of the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions were really powerful. When she came into contact with these oils, she kept converting...
Shortly after Master Wheeler absorbed energy, he began to thrust his lower body, absorbing energy mechanically like a water pump.
After all, this is the intestine, not the vagina, and it is not as pure as the uterus.
Especially the stool accumulated in the intestines all year round is almost poison, so nutrients must be absorbed in a variety of categories and toxins must be eliminated.
The fat woman was confined to her body by a mana, but her consciousness was clear. She could feel the hot thrust in her anus. As the oil in her intestines gathered, the five-inch spiral gun at the anus was constantly being lubricated. The venting and smooth feeling gradually hit her heart. She couldn't help but look at the Wheeler, who was like a mummy returning, and her eyes were clear...
In fact, at this time, Master Wheeler gradually absorbed the energy sent by the clouds in the fat woman's intestines, and gradually soaked her body that had been dry for nearly a thousand years. While pushing, the movement of the body caused the metabolism to accelerate. The dead skin and dirt gradually peeled off due to the movement, revealing the pink and white tender flesh inside, naturally revealed her true face.
By the way, Master Wheeler was also a well-known handsome man in the Song Dynasty. Otherwise, if those women were supplemented, how could no one report to the government?
How could he keep getting away with justice?
With his handsome and elegant appearance and eloquent eloquence, he finally has a great taste and good life and licking skills. He has always been a veteran of flowers
Originally, Master Wheeler also had a beautiful man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a high nose and a beautiful beard, because he was a monk, he had a big bald head.
However, since I went to the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions for exchanges, I have introduced some of the concepts of Tantric Buddhism, so I have no problem with having to keep a big bald head
Especially the struggle for faith in the Song Dynasty was very strong. The emperors of the Song Dynasty almost believed in Taoism, but the harem was Buddhist. Therefore, the empress dowager group who ruled behind the curtain before Song Huizong assisted Song Huizong because of his uncontested nature. Xiao Baozhen was originally a Taoist priest worshipped by the royal family. Because of the shame of Jingkang, he followed the two emperors Huiqin to the northeast.
As Master Wheeler's back and forth movement, after about a stick of incense, the stench in the room began to become stronger. The energy of the fat woman was almost as much as she needed. The remaining toxins were all accumulated near the anus. The smell of the stench in the anus that she brought out was already filled with the whole room.
So at this time, Master Wheeler relaxed the qi in his dantian and let it go and spit out the turbid air. Then he sprayed the fat woman's anus with a vent, and then withdrew from his five-inch round spear...
Since Master Wheeler's five-inch round spear exited the fat woman's anus, the fat woman leaked like a broken dam of the Yellow River. The last oil that Master Wheeler shot out was like water, accompanied by the aged toxins, and suddenly sprayed onto the tiles on the ground. It took a long time to spray it for about a minute.
At this time, Master Wheeler, who had picked the fat woman's anus, obviously had some strength to recover. He jumped away and escaped this disaster. He stood outside the door and watched the fat woman spasm and sprayed the filth in the intestines as if she was orgasm. Especially the smell was so hot that it could not be dissipated against the wind...
Master Wheeler, sitting cross-legged at the door, did not walk far away. After all, he finally succeeded in picking it once, so he must digest it carefully first.
Besides, those who are not familiar with this place, who knows what kind of pursuit will lead to leaving this place?
Why not absorb all the Yuanyin of the fat woman and the Yuanneng of the Caiju Sect just now?
Fortunately, the fat woman has been obese for years, and her intestines are the digestive tract, and her energy is congested. Although this time, the supplement is not as pure as Caiyuan Yin, based on the method of protecting the Yuan and transforming the Three Pure One, Master Wheeler finally completely absorbed it after about one stick of incense.
At this moment, the meridians of Master Wheeler's whole body were unblocked, and his bones and muscles were gradually recovering. The barman shook his neck and stood up slowly, feeling the long-lost power filling himself little by little. Although he recovered less than Caiyuanyin, I believe that after more than ten or twenty times, he will definitely be able to return to the peak.
After waving his fist, Master Wheeler also pondered for a moment. Although he had picked the fat woman in front of him, he was continuing to pick flowers in this large village and town below.
Should I take a break here first and then make a decision?
If you pick flowers directly in the village, you can restore your strength as soon as possible. The defect is that you are not familiar with this place and don’t know what kind of thunder attack it will cause. Especially in front of every house, there are ferocious steel giant beasts parked. (agricultural tractors) Don’t be proud and make a fussy end up making a corpse without a single body.
If you continue to replenish this fat woman, the fat woman will have the current tonnage. If you replenish it three or five times, she will lose more than ten or twenty kilograms. If you can't control it any time, you will pick it too much at a time. If you pick it too much, you will kill the fat woman.
So we must first stabilize the fat woman and see if we can let her send all her relatives and friends for her to replenish her...
Thinking of this, Master Wheeler suddenly realized that in the Song Dynasty, he wanted to develop a new sect, brainwash the beliefs of Mahayana Buddhism and Tantric Buddhism, and realize his political ambitions. After all, since Buddhism moved eastward in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he has been involved in politics countless times. He went up the mountain to practice Buddhism when he encountered troubled times, and went down the mountain to preach in prosperous times.
The poem is based on the poem. The 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties, and the towers are in the mist and rain...
Why don’t I preach to this fat woman first, and then ask her to recruit believers, and then provide myself with supplements and condense myself. Finally, I will see who the court is now and who the emperor is, and then teach him with the skills of self-cultivation and character cultivation, and finally establish myself as the national teacher and my sect as the national religion!
Originally, my purpose of coming to Northeast China was to listen to General Yue Feiyue's words and welcome the two emperors back, so as to achieve his political demands
Think about it, the old thief Cai Jing is nothing more than a full font
Thinking about Gao Qiu again, he is just a eunuch, and he can kick it well.
Thinking about Qin Hui again, it’s nothing more than writing a good handwriting...
I have no strengths and the emperor has no great ambitions, so I have to fight with my life to do the task of welcoming the two emperors back.
Think about the hardships of the journey, and General Yue Feiyue, the road-broken mansion, gave him a guide to Huanglong Mansion. Huanglong Mansion is hundreds of miles away from Huining Mansion in Jinshangjing!
In the deep mountains and forests, poisonous snakes and beasts, they almost returned to their positions and became Buddhas several times
Fortunately, my destiny is not destiny, so I have walked along the way...
Seeing the fat woman's confused eyes gradually becoming clear, Master Wheeler clasped his hands and bowed slowly and said: My name is Wheeler. Thank you to the female Bodhisattva for giving her body and helping me restore my cultivation. The so-called saving a life is better than creating a seven-level pagoda. The female Bodhisattva has no choice but to thank her for her great kindness...
After saying that, he folded his hands and bowed, then grabbed the fat woman's shirt with both hands, competed with both arms, and then picked up the fat woman and put it on the sofa. Then he turned around in the kitchen of the outer room and saw the water tank. He competed with his arms and picked up the water tank into the living room, gently washing the fat woman's lower body.
After all, the fat woman was stimulated and she was so full of feces and urine. She didn't have the strength to carry the fat woman to the bed in the inner room just now, so the fat woman's entire thighs and lower body were in a mess, especially the jeans and underwear were almost all yellow and white, and the black stools were deposited in the intestines all year round, which made her smell pungent and contaminated everywhere.
Fortunately, the fat woman had all the pots and pans at home. The plastic basin looked light and thin, but it was not very strong at first glance. Master Wheeler still took the second best to pick up the aluminum steamer as thick as a washbasin to fill the water, and then helped the fat woman wash her lower body over and over again. After washing, she poured dirty water into the vegetable field in the garden.
After a lot of washing, Master Wheeler suddenly saw himself in the cloak mirror at the door, and was also startled. His mottled dead skin was mottled, and his snow-white tender flesh inside and the black dead skin outside looked particularly strange. His whole body was naked and mottled, and his messy long hair on his shawl was even more shocked. He almost started to pick up his hand and used a nine-character mantra to suppress the evil charm.
But immediately Master Wheeler discovered that the mirror was not someone else, but he was actually himself
Moreover, the mirror is made of glass in the whole body (there is only glass but no glass in the Song Dynasty, and glass was imported hard currency until the end of the Qing Dynasty). This full-length glass mirror, which is visible and can be seen, can definitely be called priceless in the Song Dynasty.
Fortunately, after gaining a certain understanding of the hideous steel giant beast at the door, Master Wheeler gradually accepted it. A family that could afford such a hideous and terrifying steel giant beast must be a prominent family among the Jurchen clan. It is not so incredible for the glass full-body mirror that is tall in the family.
After calming down, Master Wheeler took half a tank of water to the yard, stood next to the vegetable field in the garden, and began to wash his whole body with the clean water from the tank. From the tangled long hair that could not be combed, until the dead skin on his body was cleaned up little by little. It took him three incense sticks and several times to gradually reveal his appearance.
However, the nearly thousand years of underground sleep caused the Wheeler Mage's hair and beard to be entangled and could not be combed open at all. So Wheeler returned to the kitchen, picked up a sharp fruit knife, stood in front of the glass full-length mirror at the door and shaved his hair and beard.
Fortunately, although the steel mouth of this fruit knife is average, its sharpness is far higher than that of the Song Dynasty. It gently slid over the scalp and face, and its hair and beard fell one after another. Then, looking at the armpit hair and pubic hair that could not be washed out, gritting its teeth. Master Wheeler swung the knife quickly, and the armpit hair and pubic hair also fell with the blade.
The clean-up Master Wheeler returned to the house. The oncoming odor really made Master Wheeler feel a headache. The fat woman's anus just now caused her to pick up the fat woman's anus. Her black stool, which had been accumulated over the years, condensed at the door with a pile of oil. It would be really troublesome to clean it up...
Did you condescend and clean up her?
Or untie her immobilization curse and let her clean it up by herself?
The key is that if she cleans up, what if she goes out and calls someone?
The Jurchens are not satisfied with ten thousand, and the invincible shadows are still surrounding their hearts. Thinking about the battle to protect Bu Dagang, Wanyan Agu fought against the 20,000 old, weak, sick and disabled people in the Stone Age and survived 700,000 elites of the Liao Kingdom.
However, when walking past the glass full-body mirror in front of the door, Master Wheeler had another plan. The so-called sister loves pretty, and the bitch loves money. Now her lips are red and white, her whole body is gone, and her hair and beard are shaved. She is completely handsome. If that is the case, why not use a handsome trick against this fat woman?
Maybe she can just take this set?
Master Wheeler, who was just doing it, entered the living room, pulled out the pure cotton sofa cover under the sofa, and wrapped it with one shoulder on his chest, like a robber, but the pink sofa cover was inappropriate no matter how you look at it...
It was mainly when the last eruption was revealed. In fact, I was always following the habit of protecting the Yuan and refining Qi into the gods. However, the world in a thousand years later entered the Dharma-Ending Age. The spiritual energy was thin, and the spiritual energy was thin, but it was still too thin. The air was so dirty. I almost raised that breath and choked to death.
The drowning suffocation sentiment made Master Wheeler almost suffocate to death
This leads to the failure of refining Qi and transforming God, and the essence of life is also leaked out as much as possible, and it does not directly lock the essence. This time, the replenishment is almost better than nothing, and it only has a little benefit to the body.
Is it your own reason or the environment?
Or is it the reason why Xiao Baozhen gave himself the Taoist method of transforming the three purities into one qi?
Master Wheeler did not look at the fat woman who had only her lower body clothes stripped off from the ground, and began to ponder. It seemed that he could only use the method of elimination to eliminate everything that could not be possible, so he would give himself the answer directly.
Xiao Baozhen's mental method of transforming one Qi into the Three Pure One Qing is correct. I remember that I used the Buddhist mental method as the foundation, and the Buddhist Zen mind as the technique. The last Qi into the Three Pure One Qing is used. At that time, I had already replenished several savages (Juchen women), and the effect was very good. I could even reach the state of fasting.
By the way, if I had not reached the state of fasting, I would not have been sleeping for nearly a thousand years without dying, otherwise I would have starved to death in the coffin.
Therefore, the reason why one qi transforms into three purities can be ruled out. After all, Xiao Baozhen’s Taoist method is still remarkable. From the perspective of insiders, Xiao Baozhen definitely has the potential to become a Taoist master!
It is also possible for me to twist together the Mahayana Buddhist meditation in the Central Plains, the Tantric Joy Zen in the Daxue Mountains in the Western Regions, and the Taoist Taoist mind method in Xiao Baozhen. After all, he is the first person in ancient times and the past, and he is never before. He is exploring the river by feeling the stones, so if you have time, you should consider it carefully.
Finally, the reason for the environment is that the thin spiritual energy in the air and the large amount of turbid air may also be the main reason. After all, I practiced the qi thousands of years ago, but now the environment has suddenly changed greatly, which has caused me to suddenly change the environment, and it is also possible that I can't adapt to it all at once...
After pondering for a while, Master Wheeler stared at the fat woman lying on the ground. Since the vaginal sect sect will have such a backlash, what about the anus sect sect sect?
After all, the intestine is the digestive tract, and it is also the most greasy, so it is rich in nutrition
When I was in the Song Dynasty, the effect of picking the anus was very good, but I had never picked such a fat woman in that era.
Moreover, due to eating habits and food scarcity in that era, few women could grow so fat, like a moving mountain of meat.
So Master Wheeler, who had gritted his teeth, used the physical strength he had just recovered from the fat woman and decided to try to replenish her anus
Although his physical strength has recovered a little, he is still not enough to drag the fat woman to the bed to perform the Zhou Gong ritual. The strength is barely enough to hold up the fat woman's fat legs.
So Master Wheeler picked up the fat woman's legs, aimed the five-inch round gun at the fat woman's black anus, and took a deep breath.
The gray-black spear tip sank into the black anus little by little. Master Wheeler took a deep breath, his tongue tip pressed against his upper teeth and made a lucky look. With a sound of hey, he inserted the fat woman's anus into the fat woman's anus
In an instant, the pressure that was even greater than that of the Yin Gate tightly grabbed Master Wheeler's five-inch round spear from all directions.
Before Wheeler could use his skills, the fat woman was awakened by the sudden tightening of the anus and a torn pain. In front of her, a humanoid monster like a mummy in the European and American horror movie "The Return of the Mummy", was holding her legs and staring at each other with her big eyes and small eyes...
Time seemed to be still. Master Wheeler found that the fat woman had woken up at this time. He was afraid that the fat woman would yell and attract nearby Jurchen companions, and activated the huge mechanical puppets (agricultural tractors) at the door. At that time, his fists could not match four hands, so he stopped moving quickly, subconsciously compressed his energy, and directly sent a fixed spell to the fat woman:
Fortunately, the fat woman's anus has been inserted, and this immobilization curse has almost drained all the energy of Master Wheeler. If I launch the immobilization curse first, I believe I can no longer hold the fat woman's legs. After all, the energy is conserved. All the energy I used to replenish the fat woman just now is here.
Gritting his teeth, Master Wheeler took a deep breath, used the method of collecting the heart of the joyful Zen, and began to pick the fat woman's anus
It is worthy of being the anus, the tail end of the digestive tract. Compared with the uterus of fat women who are idle, the developed intestines can absorb the energy in her body more conveniently.
The fat woman was running rapidly in her intestines at this time, and her energy continued to gather at Master Wheeler's five-inch spiral gun. The old oil and fat were all attracted by magnets and flowed to Master Wheeler. Fortunately, Master Wheeler's Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu and the Tantric Joy of the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions were really powerful. When she came into contact with these oils, she kept converting...
Shortly after Master Wheeler absorbed energy, he began to thrust his lower body, absorbing energy mechanically like a water pump.
After all, this is the intestine, not the vagina, and it is not as pure as the uterus.
Especially the stool accumulated in the intestines all year round is almost poison, so nutrients must be absorbed in a variety of categories and toxins must be eliminated.
The fat woman was confined to her body by a mana, but her consciousness was clear. She could feel the hot thrust in her anus. As the oil in her intestines gathered, the five-inch spiral gun at the anus was constantly being lubricated. The venting and smooth feeling gradually hit her heart. She couldn't help but look at the Wheeler, who was like a mummy returning, and her eyes were clear...
In fact, at this time, Master Wheeler gradually absorbed the energy sent by the clouds in the fat woman's intestines, and gradually soaked her body that had been dry for nearly a thousand years. While pushing, the movement of the body caused the metabolism to accelerate. The dead skin and dirt gradually peeled off due to the movement, revealing the pink and white tender flesh inside, naturally revealed her true face.
By the way, Master Wheeler was also a well-known handsome man in the Song Dynasty. Otherwise, if those women were supplemented, how could no one report to the government?
How could he keep getting away with justice?
With his handsome and elegant appearance and eloquent eloquence, he finally has a great taste and good life and licking skills. He has always been a veteran of flowers
Originally, Master Wheeler also had a beautiful man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a high nose and a beautiful beard, because he was a monk, he had a big bald head.
However, since I went to the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions for exchanges, I have introduced some of the concepts of Tantric Buddhism, so I have no problem with having to keep a big bald head
Especially the struggle for faith in the Song Dynasty was very strong. The emperors of the Song Dynasty almost believed in Taoism, but the harem was Buddhist. Therefore, the empress dowager group who ruled behind the curtain before Song Huizong assisted Song Huizong because of his uncontested nature. Xiao Baozhen was originally a Taoist priest worshipped by the royal family. Because of the shame of Jingkang, he followed the two emperors Huiqin to the northeast.
As Master Wheeler's back and forth movement, after about a stick of incense, the stench in the room began to become stronger. The energy of the fat woman was almost as much as she needed. The remaining toxins were all accumulated near the anus. The smell of the stench in the anus that she brought out was already filled with the whole room.
So at this time, Master Wheeler relaxed the qi in his dantian and let it go and spit out the turbid air. Then he sprayed the fat woman's anus with a vent, and then withdrew from his five-inch round spear...
Since Master Wheeler's five-inch round spear exited the fat woman's anus, the fat woman leaked like a broken dam of the Yellow River. The last oil that Master Wheeler shot out was like water, accompanied by the aged toxins, and suddenly sprayed onto the tiles on the ground. It took a long time to spray it for about a minute.
At this time, Master Wheeler, who had picked the fat woman's anus, obviously had some strength to recover. He jumped away and escaped this disaster. He stood outside the door and watched the fat woman spasm and sprayed the filth in the intestines as if she was orgasm. Especially the smell was so hot that it could not be dissipated against the wind...
Master Wheeler, sitting cross-legged at the door, did not walk far away. After all, he finally succeeded in picking it once, so he must digest it carefully first.
Besides, those who are not familiar with this place, who knows what kind of pursuit will lead to leaving this place?
Why not absorb all the Yuanyin of the fat woman and the Yuanneng of the Caiju Sect just now?
Fortunately, the fat woman has been obese for years, and her intestines are the digestive tract, and her energy is congested. Although this time, the supplement is not as pure as Caiyuan Yin, based on the method of protecting the Yuan and transforming the Three Pure One, Master Wheeler finally completely absorbed it after about one stick of incense.
At this moment, the meridians of Master Wheeler's whole body were unblocked, and his bones and muscles were gradually recovering. The barman shook his neck and stood up slowly, feeling the long-lost power filling himself little by little. Although he recovered less than Caiyuanyin, I believe that after more than ten or twenty times, he will definitely be able to return to the peak.
After waving his fist, Master Wheeler also pondered for a moment. Although he had picked the fat woman in front of him, he was continuing to pick flowers in this large village and town below.
Should I take a break here first and then make a decision?
If you pick flowers directly in the village, you can restore your strength as soon as possible. The defect is that you are not familiar with this place and don’t know what kind of thunder attack it will cause. Especially in front of every house, there are ferocious steel giant beasts parked. (agricultural tractors) Don’t be proud and make a fussy end up making a corpse without a single body.
If you continue to replenish this fat woman, the fat woman will have the current tonnage. If you replenish it three or five times, she will lose more than ten or twenty kilograms. If you can't control it any time, you will pick it too much at a time. If you pick it too much, you will kill the fat woman.
So we must first stabilize the fat woman and see if we can let her send all her relatives and friends for her to replenish her...
Thinking of this, Master Wheeler suddenly realized that in the Song Dynasty, he wanted to develop a new sect, brainwash the beliefs of Mahayana Buddhism and Tantric Buddhism, and realize his political ambitions. After all, since Buddhism moved eastward in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he has been involved in politics countless times. He went up the mountain to practice Buddhism when he encountered troubled times, and went down the mountain to preach in prosperous times.
The poem is based on the poem. The 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties, and the towers are in the mist and rain...
Why don’t I preach to this fat woman first, and then ask her to recruit believers, and then provide myself with supplements and condense myself. Finally, I will see who the court is now and who the emperor is, and then teach him with the skills of self-cultivation and character cultivation, and finally establish myself as the national teacher and my sect as the national religion!
Originally, my purpose of coming to Northeast China was to listen to General Yue Feiyue's words and welcome the two emperors back, so as to achieve his political demands
Think about it, the old thief Cai Jing is nothing more than a full font
Thinking about Gao Qiu again, he is just a eunuch, and he can kick it well.
Thinking about Qin Hui again, it’s nothing more than writing a good handwriting...
I have no strengths and the emperor has no great ambitions, so I have to fight with my life to do the task of welcoming the two emperors back.
Think about the hardships of the journey, and General Yue Feiyue, the road-broken mansion, gave him a guide to Huanglong Mansion. Huanglong Mansion is hundreds of miles away from Huining Mansion in Jinshangjing!
In the deep mountains and forests, poisonous snakes and beasts, they almost returned to their positions and became Buddhas several times
Fortunately, my destiny is not destiny, so I have walked along the way...
Seeing the fat woman's confused eyes gradually becoming clear, Master Wheeler clasped his hands and bowed slowly and said: My name is Wheeler. Thank you to the female Bodhisattva for giving her body and helping me restore my cultivation. The so-called saving a life is better than creating a seven-level pagoda. The female Bodhisattva has no choice but to thank her for her great kindness...
After saying that, he folded his hands and bowed, then grabbed the fat woman's shirt with both hands, competed with both arms, and then picked up the fat woman and put it on the sofa. Then he turned around in the kitchen of the outer room and saw the water tank. He competed with his arms and picked up the water tank into the living room, gently washing the fat woman's lower body.
After all, the fat woman was stimulated and she was so full of feces and urine. She didn't have the strength to carry the fat woman to the bed in the inner room just now, so the fat woman's entire thighs and lower body were in a mess, especially the jeans and underwear were almost all yellow and white, and the black stools were deposited in the intestines all year round, which made her smell pungent and contaminated everywhere.
Fortunately, the fat woman had all the pots and pans at home. The plastic basin looked light and thin, but it was not very strong at first glance. Master Wheeler still took the second best to pick up the aluminum steamer as thick as a washbasin to fill the water, and then helped the fat woman wash her lower body over and over again. After washing, she poured dirty water into the vegetable field in the garden.
After a lot of washing, Master Wheeler suddenly saw himself in the cloak mirror at the door, and was also startled. His mottled dead skin was mottled, and his snow-white tender flesh inside and the black dead skin outside looked particularly strange. His whole body was naked and mottled, and his messy long hair on his shawl was even more shocked. He almost started to pick up his hand and used a nine-character mantra to suppress the evil charm.
But immediately Master Wheeler discovered that the mirror was not someone else, but he was actually himself
Moreover, the mirror is made of glass in the whole body (there is only glass but no glass in the Song Dynasty, and glass was imported hard currency until the end of the Qing Dynasty). This full-length glass mirror, which is visible and can be seen, can definitely be called priceless in the Song Dynasty.
Fortunately, after gaining a certain understanding of the hideous steel giant beast at the door, Master Wheeler gradually accepted it. A family that could afford such a hideous and terrifying steel giant beast must be a prominent family among the Jurchen clan. It is not so incredible for the glass full-body mirror that is tall in the family.
After calming down, Master Wheeler took half a tank of water to the yard, stood next to the vegetable field in the garden, and began to wash his whole body with the clean water from the tank. From the tangled long hair that could not be combed, until the dead skin on his body was cleaned up little by little. It took him three incense sticks and several times to gradually reveal his appearance.
However, the nearly thousand years of underground sleep caused the Wheeler Mage's hair and beard to be entangled and could not be combed open at all. So Wheeler returned to the kitchen, picked up a sharp fruit knife, stood in front of the glass full-length mirror at the door and shaved his hair and beard.
Fortunately, although the steel mouth of this fruit knife is average, its sharpness is far higher than that of the Song Dynasty. It gently slid over the scalp and face, and its hair and beard fell one after another. Then, looking at the armpit hair and pubic hair that could not be washed out, gritting its teeth. Master Wheeler swung the knife quickly, and the armpit hair and pubic hair also fell with the blade.
The clean-up Master Wheeler returned to the house. The oncoming odor really made Master Wheeler feel a headache. The fat woman's anus just now caused her to pick up the fat woman's anus. Her black stool, which had been accumulated over the years, condensed at the door with a pile of oil. It would be really troublesome to clean it up...
Did you condescend and clean up her?
Or untie her immobilization curse and let her clean it up by herself?
The key is that if she cleans up, what if she goes out and calls someone?
The Jurchens are not satisfied with ten thousand, and the invincible shadows are still surrounding their hearts. Thinking about the battle to protect Bu Dagang, Wanyan Agu fought against the 20,000 old, weak, sick and disabled people in the Stone Age and survived 700,000 elites of the Liao Kingdom.
However, when walking past the glass full-body mirror in front of the door, Master Wheeler had another plan. The so-called sister loves pretty, and the bitch loves money. Now her lips are red and white, her whole body is gone, and her hair and beard are shaved. She is completely handsome. If that is the case, why not use a handsome trick against this fat woman?
Maybe she can just take this set?
Master Wheeler, who was just doing it, entered the living room, pulled out the pure cotton sofa cover under the sofa, and wrapped it with one shoulder on his chest, like a robber, but the pink sofa cover was inappropriate no matter how you look at it...
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