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Chapter 1 My Tutor

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It was almost midnight and it was two o'clock. I was still swaying on the streets of JX City, but I was cursing.

Dead dog! Why do you want me to help? Is it just to let me die? He said he was like a flower and jade, but he couldn't bear to leave it alone. It was because his girlfriend had an appointment, so he begged me to rely on him today... (Dead dog is a classmate in my class and dormitory in the same room at a higher vocational college. His real name is Gao Ge)

Today, this kid tricked me into taking a substitute class and said that the daughter of the family he went to help tutor every Sunday was a double eighth year old and had a beautiful figure, which was better than a fairy. It was originally!

I won't let others do it easily, but today my wife (girlfriend)'s birthday, I have no choice but to give me my help

For classmates like dead dogs who can call living people dead and dead people dead, I am basically immune to the P that comes out of his mouth

It's very simple. I'll ask me for help. I'll give me the money I'll give you. It's fifteen yuan per hour, and there's no negotiation.

The dead dog was helpless because today was Sunday. People in the dormitory went out to play, and those who went home were home, no one was competing for this job with me, so I just let the price go on the ground and shouted everywhere.

The dead dog gave me forty-five yuan, and the address of the store I had to tutor, and Qian Ding Níng Wan told me that I must last those three hours

We can say that the money has been obtained, so let’s talk to the younger sister of the third grade of junior high school! Although I have been doing all of my life in school in the past few years, I still have some knowledge in the third grade of junior high school.

I was excited to kill the house all the way, but the result!

Suffering has officially begun

The lady Qianjin in the family is indeed young. Judging from her appearance, it can be said that she is half a thousand pounds. The fat girl of five hundred pounds is 1.58 meters tall. Facing her, most of the lights in the room were blocked by her. In the near darkness, I was respected by the lady Qianjin.

That look, that tone

Senior brother!

How do you say this?

How to do that?

Senior brother, are you tired?

I'll pinch your back, senior brother, are you hungry?

I'll peel the apple for you

Ah! I would rather face a sow than face this half-thousand-pound lady

I was fooled by that dead dog. When I realized it, I couldn't leave anymore.

Brother! You go to that Ah! Three hours have not arrived yet? The contract said, you have to accompany me for ten thousand yuan in doing so, and I want to add two more hours tonight?

Ah!

Dead, dead

Isn't it midnight if I add two hours?

I'm going to be eaten by her

Imagine the fat girl with 500 kilograms of fat on her body, excitedly pushing me over to the bed. Then my life, my dream, and my virginity are all...

I can't imagine that I can't run away. At the half-time lady, her parents are in charge. I'm going to run away at the last battle. The contract is unreasonable. I probably will be detained by them. But I won't accept the two-hour extra points.

Not to mention fifteen yuan per hour, it is 150 yuan per hour. Let anyone take it!

My eyes, which were contaminated by a half-thousand-pound lady, are a pair of powerful tools for evaluating MM. However, after this, I have to wait for 10 days and half a month for MM to filter before I can recover!

After enduring for three hours, vomiting five times, and changing five tutoring locations at her house, my horror finally ended in the night

The plea of ​​half a thousand jin lady, her parents' temptation with money could not be exchanged for my speed comparable to Liu Xiáng. She rushed out of their house without looking back, so as not to leave a good material for her nightmare. She ran for nearly half an hour and finally arrived at school.

This classmate, this classmate... Because it has passed the late time for school to return to school today, I can only climb the wall by relying on light skills.

Before I arrived at school, I was stopped by an old woman who rushed out of the ground.

The face wrinkled, and even a single one felled from the teeth was not found. The clothes on her body were strange, simple, but had a fairy-like feeling

Ah Pooh! What's the matter? I glanced at this Pooh and felt that I didn't know him

Are you from JX University?

Grandma asked me a little and laughed at me. I really wish I was. After all, the university is known as the top ten in the country and is also a glorious institution in JX City. Students like me who stay in colleges in high school had a dream of entering such a school. However, this dream was only done at that time, but now!

How many pounds are you? I understand very well. It is better not to do a dream that is too far away.

I am... Halfway through the conversation, I wanted to speak out my true identity, but I thought it was wrong! Isn’t the school badge of JX University hanging on my chest?

Speaking of this school emblem, how can you say it?

It was forged, and it cost twenty yuan

Why forged it? The purpose is to rely on this school badge to seize the opportunity of tutoring, or more tutoring opportunities are hit on me.

This trick was taught by the dead dog. He got the opportunity for half a thousand kilogram to study, so every time he went to the house of the half a thousand kilogram, he wore it. This time I went, he also wore it on.

Although I had no intention of making the style of a school, to be honest, wearing this thing and walking on the streets of JX City, the rate of girls returning to me was more than 80% higher than usual. I had planned to do it. After I got back, I would talk to the dead dog and get one for me to wear it, so I asked me to find a girlfriend earlier and take off the virgin's hat.

But now! Since I have made a fake, I have to make it to the end

I am from JX University, mother-in-law, are you doing anything? After saying this, I seemed to have become much more noble. The Ah mother in her mouth became her mother-in-law at this time, and she was so sad when she heard it.

Gao Lincheng, finally found you. When Ah looked at my chest, he said a name, but that was not my name!

oh!

When I thought about it, I understood that the name of each student is engraved under the school badge of JX University. No wonder my mother-in-law could say it, but it was also strange that the lights on the street were so dim!

How could this Ah woman see the small words under the school emblem?

God Ah grandma?

Demon Ah grandma?

Demon Ah Po?

Alas! I was so confused and magical in my mind. Is it a problem with Ah Po? Since it was fake at the beginning, then let’s fake it to the end!

Yes! Ah, how do you know my Ah?

Well! I'm almost the same as my little Liuzi. I'm short, with a numb face and a arch on my back... Do you still remember my little Liu?

Ah's wife nagged a lot, but I couldn't figure out the right and wrong, so I had to answer honestly

Shaking my head, saying that I don't know the so-called Xiaoliu

I have helped my little sixth family so much, but you can still not remember it in my heart. Young man Ah! Ah, who came all the way down the mountain and came here. It is really rare for you to be a young man like you.

I rolled my eyes and muttered in my heart, could it be that this old woman is a mentally ill, she specializes in seducing young men and then raped them again

I really can't understand the old woman's words, and I thought about it again

You saved my Xiaoliu's life. Xiaoliu asked me, a mother, to help you realize your three wishes. Young man, please give it up!

I guess I am really crazy, and I actually brought out the lines from the TV series. Although I am a college student who is not a good university, using these despicable numbers is too bad to my personality!

My heart was in my anger. In order to make a plan, I temporarily suppressed the resentment in my heart. I deliberately pretended to be a dementia person who was easily deceived.

Let me grow taller! That woman raised her body

Is this OK? Mom! Why did my vision suddenly become wider? People say they can see far and wide. Otherwise, they looked at it under their feet without any cushioning!

Don't believe it!

Don't believe it!

I absolutely didn't believe it, I looked at the ground again, and there was no sign of the ground being raised by the earthquake. I took out my right hand, aimed it at my forehead, and bounced it with my right index finger.

Oh my god!

It hurts, it turns out that I am not dreaming!

This, that, old god, I'll be taller!

When the old lady saw my appearance and movements at this moment, she also had a smile on her face. After hearing that my requirements were higher, she raised her hand again, ah!

My eyes are increasing as her hands improve

Low point! Ah's hand is falling

High point! Ah's hand started to rise again

...After several requests, I saw that Ah's face was impatient, so I had to stop asking

OK! Ah Po! After a pause, I continued to say

Ah Pooh, I've been short since I was a child. To be honest, my biggest dream is to become a prince charming, but this height... I really thank Ah Pooh

Why!

Faced with the real strange events, I want to try my best to seek some benefits for myself and let those strange events happen to me more.

Ah Mom understands you, and there are two more requirements. Have you thought about it? Of course, if you think about it, you have to think about it even if you don’t think about it. Who told me to pretend to be an impersonator? But there is only one chance!

Let me become a powerful martial arts figure and help society eradicate the scum

In fact, I am just a complete scumbag. Then I just want to find an excuse to follow the old lady's wishes.

Let her think I am a righteous man

Young man, I understand your mood. I can give you great martial arts skills, but have you ever thought about it? Even if you have great martial arts skills, there are more people in the world who have higher martial arts skills than you. You have not accumulated martial arts knowledge since childhood, but I have lost to you. Your martial arts skills in your life may only decline a little bit. You will never be able to slowly improve your martial arts over time, just like those who have a solid foundation in martial arts since childhood.

I don't know if the old woman advised me to give up these words, was she sincerely asking me to give up this request, or because she couldn't help me with this request, but I deliberately wanted me to give up these two situations, no matter which one, on the surface, I can only choose to accept them.

After all, for such a good thing, I still have room for choice