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Chapter 5: The Story of the Fragrance in the Fireworks Court (II)

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Although I am not a veteran in the entertainment industry, I also know that when I look for fun and laugh in a place of love and misfortune, I am most afraid of meeting a guy who is disappointed, especially the two Taoists Tianxian and Tianqi I brought. They followed me to the brothel to open their eyes and were already suspected of violating the rules and regulations. In this case, if they meet someone in trouble again and sweep the interests of Tianxian and Tianqi, then they are likely to shrink back and turn back to the right. My plan to seduce them to fall will fail.

Moreover, I must not show my fist here to drive away the people who come to cause trouble: If you take action against someone who knows martial arts, then it will become me, Xiao Hao from the Yuelu Sword Sect, who has the handle to Tianxian and Tianqi. Wouldn't he be controlled by them in the future?

This is something that absolutely cannot happen

What should I do?

Just as I was thinking about my plan, the door of the wing room had been pushed open. A rich man led a few guys who looked like velvet pants and stood fiercely at the door: In the room, the prostitutes who were half naked saw someone pushing the door open, screamed in fear, busy looking for clothes to cover up the spring light, while Tianxian and Tianqi were like children who were caught doing bad things, sitting in the chair at a loss.

Hello, what guys are you guys? How dare you call so many women?

The person who just claimed to be Mr. Ma put his hands on his hips and pointed the other hand at my nose.

Huh? Why can't I call so many women?

I couldn't help but want to laugh when I heard this Uncle Ma's words

As long as I can afford to pay, it doesn’t matter to you to call all the prostitutes from Jiangnan?

Why doesn't it matter to me?

That Mr. Ma was humming

You can't handle so many girls alone, so it's not a waste to call me? Why don't you let me take you to enjoy yourself? Humph

You know I can't handle so many girls?

Suddenly I thought of a plan that could be used to teach this Uncle Ma a lesson

Otherwise, Mr. Ma, since you are also a friend in the romance field, let’s use the romance field to solve the problem of “sincere” in Huashan?

What? Huashan's "Sword" introduction Although Tianxian and Tianqi were already quite intoxicated, they heard the sword...

The word "I have something to do with the people in the martial arts world, and I was awakened most of the time: and Mr. Ma even widened his eyes. I didn't understand why I pulled out the sword. Do I want to solve it by force?

Don't get me wrong. How can our people in the Fengyue field use swords and swords to resolve disputes? This Huashan theory of "fairy" is not the "sword" of the sword, but the "fairy" of the lowly: the five playboys who were called "five cheap" in the Fengyue field, in order to compete for the title of "the world's number one lewd" and the world's most beautiful prostitute, a thrilling Huashan theory of "fairy" to decide who is the most lewd person in the world, and who is qualified to monopolize the Huashan theory of "fairy" to decide who is the most lewd person in the world, and who is qualified to monopolize the Huashan theory of "fairy"

I smiled mysteriously and noticed that Tianxian, Tianqi, Uncle Ma, and the prostitutes present were all listening to my nonsense, and then continued

It is said that back then, there was a beautiful prostitute named "Nine Yin". Because she looked so beautiful, and her bed skills were very good, there was no man who could resist her beauty: it was very common for men to abandon their wives and children for her, and they even fought for who had the right to spend the night with her that night...

Uncle, why is the girl’s name “Nine Yin”?

Suddenly a prostitute asked, it seemed that this question made her unable to help but interrupt me and ask questions.

Oh, I heard that it was her hometown dialect pronunciation, which seemed to describe the girl's skill in bed, which was very good, so good that a man would never forget if he tried it once...

oh……

The people present exclaimed at the same time. From everyone's expressions, it can be seen that everyone was imagining what kind of red card prostitute that Jiuyin was.

Because the "Nine Yin" is so beautiful, many lives have been caused to fight for the "Nine Yin", and no one wants to give up the "Nine Yin": So, in order to calm the dispute and decide who can monopolize the great beauty like the "Nine Yin", the five major playboys in the romance field were all in Huashan...

Why is Qi Zao in Huashan?...

The next time was Mr. Ma who asked

Idiot, don’t you know that girls in Datong Prefecture, Shanxi have the best kung fu in bed?

In fact, Huashan and Datong Mansion have no relationship at all. If you want to get involved, you can only say that these two places are in Shanxi: I just talk nonsense, and that dazed Uncle Ma actually believed my nonsense and did not ask questions.

Having said that, all the ten maids are from Shanxi. I will ask if any of them are from Datong Mansion. Then I will try how good they are in bed without using the Yin-Yang Art.

In short, the five great masters all talked about "fairness" in Huashan. This discussion was seven days and seven nights, and the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dull, and the water flowed into a river...

Why does ‘water’ flow into a river instead of ‘blood’ flow into a river?

Tianxian, a rookie who has never touched a woman, actually raised the question of spanking at this time

Brother Xian, I don’t like to talk about you. Who is the one who rolls in the romance and moon field? I don’t know what “water” means to flow into a river. You have too little experience. Don’t interrupt, you will know later.

I snatched it away, Tianxian had to shut up his mouth obediently: while the prostitutes all blushed and covered their mouths and snickered. Even Mr. Ma showed an obscene expression and laughed. Only Tianqi, who is also a virgin, looked at everyone with a puzzled expression with a lewd smile: But Tianxian was just embarrassed by me because he asked us a stupid question. Tianqi didn't want to repeat the same mistake.

So, since we have had some disputes today over the competition for beautiful girls, why don’t we talk about ‘simplicity’ and see who is qualified to monopolize these beautiful girls?

I waved to the prostitutes in the room

Let’s follow the spirit of the sages on “sincere”. Each person chooses three girls: whoever makes all the three girls weak and cannot get up will be qualified to monopolize the girls: the loser not only needs to withdraw, but also needs to help the winner pay all the expenses of the flower girl. How about it?

Hehe, don’t you know that this old man claims to be “Hundred People Killing”? OK! That’s it!

Uncle Ma laughed, how to choose a girl to be fair? Can you choose it yourself?

If it is fair, it is better to draw lots. There must be a roster in the yard. Ask the madam to bring the roster, let’s draw lots!

OK!

Since Mr. Ma agreed, the madam who wanted to settle the matter and wanted to watch the show hurriedly ran to get the list of all the girls in the brothel and a number signing bucket for drinking orders.

You can smoke first

I signaled Mr. Ma to draw lots first. Mr. Ma was not humble and reached out to draw three tags from the sign bucket. Then, according to the number on the sign, they checked the names of the prostitutes on the name book. The three prostitutes drawn by Mr. Ma were not called to the room by me. The madam hurried out to call people. When the three prostitutes drawn by Mr. Ma came in, I looked at them and found that the three of them were ordinary in appearance, and there was also an old prostitute who was almost thirty years old.

A woman is as good as a wolf or a tiger as a tiger as a thirty years old. Uncle Ma is probably going to take a lot of effort to deal with that old prostitute.

It's your turn!

Uncle Ma pushed the sign bucket in front of me. I didn't even look at it and drew three signs. Comparing the names on the roster, one of them was Xiaoping, who had just received me. The other two girls were not in the room, and the madam hurried out to call people. When someone called me, they were lucky that they were both young girls.

It seems that I have good luck and got Xiaoping!

I waved to Xiaoping, and Xiaoping came to me with a little awkward smile.

Haha, are you lucky? You are lucky. Xiaoping is a red card in this yard. She has good skills in bed. Every man is dealt with in just a few strokes!

That uncle Ma laughed

Want to make Xiaoping weak? You should be careful not to die if you lose your yang! Haha!

After saying that, Mr. Ma picked one of the youngest among the three prostitutes he drew, pressed the girl face down on the table, and did not take off the girl's clothes. Instead, he just pulled off the girl's pants, then loosened his belt, and immediately put his gun on the horse, thrusting his cock into the prostitute's dry vagina.

oh!

Since there was no foreplay, the vagina was still dry. Although Mr. Ma's penis could only be considered to be of medium and lower size, it was so hard that the girl pushed into the girl's body that the girl screamed out: No matter the severe pain the girl was experiencing, Mr. Ma thrust his penis hard inside the girl's body, which made the girl cry. Her hands kept tearing and enduring the pain with all her strength.

I don't know if this Uncle Ma did it on purpose or really doesn't understand, but like him, he thrust hard without regard for the girl's feelings, the girl would soon become weak and endure the pain and endure the pain until her feet were weak: and Mr. Ma deliberately chose the young prostitute who had poor patience and had little experience in bed to start first, and he could quickly get the two young girls first, so that he could do his best to deal with the last old prostitute in his thirties. Maybe he would really make the three prostitutes weak.

However, I will not be a woman in order to win the bet competition. Anyway, the purpose of the competition is to not think of disputes and stir up the atmosphere by the way. Winning and losing is not important to me: Of course, it is best to win, and losing is just to pay more than a dozen taels of silver if you lose.

Uncle Ma used the method of practicing women to seek victory, but I decided to do the opposite.

Xiaoping, come here

I waved to Xiaoping

uncle……

Xiaoping came to me with some embarrassment. When she saw Uncle Ma showing a sarcastic smile at us, she lowered her head and fucked the girl under her. Xiaoping whispered in my ear and said: Uncle, it’s not good to ask me to do this first? Should I start with the other two sisters first?

It seems that Xiaoping also saw Mr. Ma’s winning strategy, so she suggested this.

Need not

I smiled and rejected Xiaoping's proposal, and hugged Xiaoping's half-naked body in my arms: But I didn't immediately press Xiaoping on the table and fucked her, but continued to tell my story

Do you know? Among the five great masters who participated in Huashan's "Salz" discussion, the final winner was the young master nicknamed "Zhongshen Poke": This young master has excellent methods to deal with women. All women who have been with him have fascinated by his methods, so he gave him the nickname "Zhongshen Poke", which means that he is very good at "Zhongshen Poke" and can make women feel good.

As I said that, I glanced at Mr. Ma, and of course I mean that the gods in the family can make women feel comfortable, but you can only practice women: Even Tianxian and Tianqi, who have never touched women, actually understood what I meant and laughed at the same time

It doesn’t matter if you continue to tell your story. After I win, all the girls will follow me. I will poke whoever I like, and poke as much as I like!

Uncle Ma also knew what I meant, but he just smiled and accelerated the speed of thrusting the cock inside the girl's body. The pain made the girl's broken teeth bit her lips, biting her lips and bleeding.

Xiaoping saw that I was just talking about stories. She was afraid that I would lose the game, but she was embarrassed to ask me to fuck her quickly. Even if she was a firework woman, she still couldn't say such words: she could only keep winking at me, hoping that I would not delay time anymore, so as not to let Uncle Ma win the game

However, I pretended not to see Xiaoping's eyes, but continued to tell my story

In the past, the most powerful kung fu he used to deal with girls was a set of kung fu called "Dugu Jiujian". Master Xiao... Brother Xiao, why is his kung fu called "Dugu Jiujian"?

Tianqi finally couldn't help asking curiosity

Oh, it is said that ‘Dugu’ is the pronunciation of his hometown dialect, which means ‘where to play with women’

I explained that, "Dugu Jiujian" is actually nine ways to play with women

oh

Tianxian and Tianqi nodded at the same time

And I have talked so much, but what I want to say is that I have learned some skills of "Dugu Jiujian"...

What?

Not only Tianxian, Tianqi was shocked, and even the prostitutes present were shocked. Xiaoping even widened her beautiful eyes. Even Mr. Ma, who was busy ravaging the girl, curiously slowed down her thrusting movement and turned her attention to us. The girl who was suffering from Mr. Ma's ruthless ravage finally had the chance to be liberated from the endless pain and be able to breathe.

Don't believe it?

I smiled mysteriously and looked at it, this is the first move of "Two Dragons Grab the Pearl"!

As I said that, I suddenly made an eagle claw gesture with my hands, and grabbed the pair of full breasts on Xiaoping's chest at the same time. At the same time, I pushed Xiaoping down on the table. I applied force lightly or heavily, and squeezed Xiaoping's breasts through my bellyband and changed into different shapes.

Seeing me suddenly pushing Xiaoping with a strange move, everyone present was stunned

The reason why I spent a lot of effort to fabricate these tricks to play women was actually to cover up the fact that I knew the Yin-Yang Arts: If not, I just need to use the Yin-Yang Arts, unless my opponent also has the Yin-Yang Art skills that are not far away to compete with my Yin-Yang Arts. No matter how many women there are, they can only obediently submit to my crotch.

But if you deal with so many women without any effort, this matter will definitely cause a sensation in the brothel, but I am afraid it will also cause a sensation in the entire Xuzhou City. Everyone will be talking about this topic for a long time: I believe that Tianxian and Tianqi will not disclose this matter, but I have to consider that a martial arts figure happened to be visiting this brothel, and when I hear this rumor, the rumor will most likely be spread to Lu Jinyue.

Since the cover of Haotian Zhengqi Jue is the man's thing, Haotian Zhengqi Jue...

The deeper you practice the door, the less you can't touch a woman: Otherwise, you just use your cover door to hit the woman, and you may die if you are not careful.

But if I now make up some tricks to play women, then everyone's attention will be shifted to these skills that will make men in bed, so when everyone talks about this news, they will focus on what moves the person used to settle many women instead of who the person who settled many women is, so that my identity will not attract attention.

Although I usually practice Yin-Yang Art when I am with Qian Xin, Hong Ning and Shi Bi, I often put the practice aside and enjoy the fun of men and women with a group of beauties. At this time, I need to use my fingers to please Qian Xin, Hong Ning and Shi Bi, so I am very confident about which parts of women are more sensitive.

Now my fingers grabbed the fruit on Xiaoping's chest, and of course ten fingers were aimed at the more sensitive parts. Even though Xiaoping rolled over in the dust, her face naturally showed a very enjoyable and pleasant expression.

Dugu Jiujian's first lowly man, he went out to win, and everyone present was stunned

Next is the second move, "swallowing mountains and rivers"!

Let go of Xiaoping's hands that kept kneading Xiaoping's breasts. I pulled off Xiaoping's underwear, revealing Xiaoping's naked lower body full of soft black hair. I grabbed Xiaoping's legs with both hands and spread them to the sides. Then I lowered my head, held Xiaoping's pink bud in my mouth, and started licking it.

ah!

I held the sensitive bud in my mouth, Xiaoping screamed and pushed my head with both hands: A big man actually puts a woman's private parts with his mouth. Even a woman like Xiaoping has never experienced such things, especially people in Jiangnan, are very taboo about this kind of thing. She believes that if a man's head is lower than a woman's lower body, it will be bad luck. Even if you go up and down the stairs, you must pay attention to letting a man go upstairs first and a woman go downstairs first, so that the woman's lower body will not be taller than a man's head, and naturally it is even more impossible to get her head between the woman's legs.

But I don't believe in this kind of evil, and Qianxin and the others have been together for so long, and I don't know how many times I have been stuck between their legs, and I have never seen any bad luck: so this time I also took this move against Xiaoping, and it turns out that it will work as soon as I make a move.

ah

The strong and unprecedented pleasure came from my lower body, and Xiaoping even felt a numb feeling in her moans.

Xiao... Brother, are you not afraid of getting into trouble like this?

Seeing that I actually buried my head between the woman's legs, Tianqi asked in surprise

What's there to be afraid of?

While strengthening my offensive against Xiaoping's pink bud, I answered Tianqi's questions while answering Tianqi's questions.

If you want to learn the tricks of the five great masters who were in the world of romance and misfortune, you should not be afraid of being troubled. Just like those who learn martial arts want to practice peerless magical skills, they will not even try their best to cut their own penis with a knife, right?

For some reason, I suddenly thought of Lu Jinyue: Although Lu Jinyue did not cut his cock with a knife, he practiced the Haotian Zhengqi Technique, which was covered with his lower body, which was not much different from his own. But did Lu Jinyue still practice the Haotian Zhengqi Technique?

That's true...

Tianxian and Tianqi's faces showed a look that I could understand: But that expression didn't last long, and immediately changed to a hurried look that he wanted to watch the erotic performance.

Next is the third move, "Gankun attack"!

I pulled down my pants, aimed the meat pestle at Xiaoping's already relished Taoyuan Cave, and inhaleted my waist, and firmly inserted the meat pestle into the deepest part of Xiaoping's body.

As soon as the meat pestle entered Xiaoping's body, I was shocked. Xiaoping's private parts were extremely tight and hot, and they kept squirming and contracting. The massage made my meat pestle feel extremely comfortable. The pleasure was no less than the pleasure that I could feel in them when I practiced the dual practice method with Shima!

A masterpiece!

A girl who has never practiced the dual cultivation method can actually bring such pleasure to men by relying on her natural famous tools. No wonder Xiaoping can become a red card in this brothel, and no wonder Mr. Ma said that few people can hold on to Xiaoping for too long: just like a woman who has never practiced the dual cultivation method is not my opponent.

However, I have practiced the dual cultivation method. Although Xiaoping's famous weapon can bring great pleasure to men, it is far from that of Yu Xin and the others, and it does not pose a threat to me at all.

While silently practicing the dual practice method, start exercising your waist and let the meat stick in Xiaoping's vagina pound it deeply and shallowly

Ah! Thought! Oh! Oh!

Xiaoping couldn't tell the endless pleasure at all. Is it because of my dual practice method or the relationship between my flesh and my body tinkering in her body. She only knew that she had both hands tightly around my neck, her slender legs clasped around my waist, and her perky plump butt squeezed towards me one after another, catering to my thrusting movement.

Seeing Xiaoping's slutty look, everyone present was stunned: The other prostitutes didn't know if they had never seen a man who could make the prostitute so much. At this time, they couldn't believe it and looked at Xiaoping under me. Tianxian and Tianqi, two guys who had never seen a naked woman, looked at the living sequel in front of them with a dazed face, and looked at the living sequel in front of them with concentration: Even Mr. Ma was surprised and slowed down his thrust movements, and put all his energy on Xiaoping and me.

The next move is ‘increasing the fire’!

Grabbing Xiaoping's breasts on her chest again and kneading them, secretly strengthening the running intensity of the Xiaoyin and Yang Technique: the stronger pleasure was divided into two directions, and the height of the sensation was directed to Xiaoping. Xiaoping, who was originally panting and moaning, began to straighten her neck and scream loudly, and honey was flowing out from her lower body. Every time I pounded the meat pestle into Xiaoping's body, I squeezed the honey juice that kept gushing out, making slutty and slutty sounds

Everyone present didn't know that Xiaoping was more unrestrained because I improved the running intensity of the Xiaoyin and Yang Technique. Everyone thought it was the result of my hands, because when my hands grabbed Xiaoping's chest and started to knead, Xiaoping screamed even more lewdly. I don't know that the strange people would intuitionally associate my hands with Xiaoping's strong reaction.

Next, I kept my posture of fitting with Xiaoping, turned Xiaoping over, and went from being upturned to falling on the table.

The next trick is...

Old man pushing a cart!

Before I could tell the name of the move, Mr. Ma had already started calling out

Uncle Ma is indeed a fellow player in the field of Fengyue

Since Mr. Ma has found the name of the move for me, I am too lazy to think about the name of the move: I grabbed Xiaoping's slender waist with both hands, and thrust the flesh in Xiaoping's wet pussy at an extremely fast speed, squeezing the juice that overflowed from the pussy constantly making pops. It was dense and frequent, just like many people stomping over the puddle on the ground, and their feet were trampling on the accumulated water.

Ah...ah...ha...oh...oh...

Xiaoping let out a vague moan, and the two big breasts on her chest had slipped out of her strapless breasts and hung upside down, swaying back and forth with my strong impact: everyone else present was stunned, even Mr. Ma was no exception: I know that Tianxian and Tianqi were stunned because they saw the live erotic performance for the first time. Most of the surprise of others was because the sexual ability I showed was too unusual. You should know that Xiaoping is a natural famous weapon, and the pleasure that the hot pussy can bring to men is no different from that of practicing Yin-Yang Art. Few men can support me for so long and have not ejaculated, let alone I twitched my clone in Xiaoping's body at an extremely fast speed, which will make men ejaculate faster because of orgasm.

Come again, ‘The Overlord raises the tripod’!

I held Xiaoping's thigh with both hands and lifted Xiaoping up in the air, facing everyone so that everyone could clearly see Xiaoping's private parts and the way my flesh pestle inserted into Xiaoping's private parts.

Ah! No! Uncle! Don’t...ah!

The private parts that were inserted by a man's penis were exposed without any concealment. Before other sisters, Xiaoping blushed and shook her head violently, but I held her up and put them in the air, and she couldn't use any force at all. Moreover, the strong pleasure from her lower body also made Xiaoping's whole body sore and weak, so she could only let me do whatever I wanted. The pair of jade rabbits on her chest kept jumping up and down with the frequency of my meat pestle pounding upwards and pounding. The honey juice in her private parts was constantly squeezed out with the movement of my thrusting, flowing downwards along my meat pestle

Finally, ‘Sweet rain comes from heaven’!

Ahhhhhh

I suddenly increased the running intensity of the Little Yin-Yang Art. Suddenly, the unexpected pleasure made Xiaoping, who was already almost unable to resist, fall into the torrent of pleasure. She pulled open her throat and screamed loudly. The vagina was even more flooded. At this time, I suddenly pulled out the meat pestle inserted into Xiaoping's lower body. A large amount of honey juice immediately spurted out from the entrance of the Shuilian Cave, spraying it all over the table and the ground was covered with splatter.

Ah...ah...

When I put it down, Xiaoping was so weak that she couldn't stand even if she could stand. As long as I let go of my hands a little, Xiaoping sat down on the ground like a boneless person, so she had to let the other two prostitutes help Xiaoping to rest on the bed first.

I...I lost...I have never seen Xiaoping make men weak, but I haven't seen anyone who can make Xiaoping's weak feet. You are really amazing, brother, you are really amazing

Seeing that I made Xiaoping weak and her feet were so weak that she couldn't stand, Uncle Ma got up from the girl he was pressed down with a disgusting moment. While he started to tie his belt, he took out a few gold ingots from his pocket and threw them on the table.

I am willing to accept the loss, this is the cost of the girl

Hey, I didn't expect that Mr. Ma was quite trustworthy. He didn't cheat on his bets, but honestly admitted defeat and paid the bill: I began to have a good impression of Mr. Ma, not to mention that this time the bet with Mr. Ma was just to stir up the atmosphere and resolve the embarrassing scenes. Money is still a small matter, and it is not good to make the atmosphere too stiff.

Forget it, Uncle Ma, I’m just a joke. How can I ask Uncle Ma to pay for the girl’s expenses for me?

I grabbed the gold ingots and stuffed them back into Uncle Ma's hand

Make friends, I'll treat you this time! We ordered more girls. Mr. Ma likes, even if he takes them there, I just remember not to take them all away. I'll leave a few girls to let us three brothers have fun.

Seeing me stuffing gold ingots back into his hand, and hearing me say I could take a few girls away, Uncle Ma was happy again and gave me a thumbs up and praised me.

Little brother, you are really a friend, so I would rather obey my destiny than respect!

You're welcome

Probably in order to repay my kindness, Mr. Ma just ordered a few girls and took them away. Several red-card prostitutes, like Xiaoping and Xiaoli, stayed.

Brother Xiao, you are really amazing!

As soon as Uncle Ma left, the two Taoists Tianxian and Tianqi began to flatter me.

I didn’t expect you to be so capable of dealing with women!

There is no way, I am born with a physique that is full of girls. Women are kind to me, so I married six wives and eight concubines at home. This time, I have one wife and three concubines with me to go out for fun: Usually two or three women are just enough to warm up for me.

Listening to my nonsense, Tianxian and Tianqi believed it without doubt, and their faces were full of words. No wonder you have such a means to deal with women.

Since Mr. Ma has left, the round of sexual gambling competition just now has heated up the atmosphere. Under my secret signal, the prostitutes took off their clothes and rode on Tianxian and Tianqi one after another, making Tianxian and Tianqi, who had just tasted the tenderness, vent their desires again and again in the prostitutes' hot pussy, until both of them were weak and exhausted.

After the two guys Tianxian and Tianqi were settled, it was time to go back to the hotel to rest and prepare to continue to rush back to Yuelu Mountain. However, Tianxian and Tianqi, the two Taoist who were eating meat for the first time, lost control and indulged in women. The two men who had practiced martial arts and had a fierce dragon and tiger, actually had their feet weak and almost couldn't walk. Fortunately, there were also many turtle slaves in the brothel. After asking a few people to reward a tael of silver, the turtle slaves were very happy to carry Tianxian and Tianqi back to the hotel like a pig man used to sacrifice to the gods.

I finished the bill and was about to go out, Xiaoping, who had already put on her clothes again, chased her out of the brothel.

This uncle, please wait a moment?

What's wrong?

I stopped

Uncle, can you take me with you?

Xiaoping looked at me with expectation

Take you with you? Why?

I know that Xiaoping asked me to take her away because she wanted me to redeem her for her, but I felt strange that with Xiaoping's appearance and bed skills, men who want to redeem her for her and include her side-to-family must be indispensable. At least that Mr. Ma has this possibility: What I don't understand is that there are so many candidates to choose, how could Xiaoping choose me?

Because, uncle, you are the kindest person I have ever met to treat us: everyone else treats us as bitches, they will be happy if they like to beat and scold them, and they will definitely not have a good life with them.

Xiaoping answered my question without thinking

And you just said that you have married fourteen wives and concubines. No matter how many more I am, it shouldn’t cause you too much burden, right?

No? Do you believe it if I talk nonsense?

Suddenly I thought of Qian Xin, Hong Ning, Fang Hong, and ten maids and one Xiner around me. There were really only two or eight wives and eight concubines. There were fourteen people in total. It was a coincidence.

Isn't it? You can tell at a glance that you don't often go to the yard, but your methods of dealing with women are more skillful than regular brothels. I thought the lord really married six wives and eight concubines, so that's why...

Xiaoping opened her eyes wide and stared at me

That was just now...

I originally wanted to say that it was nonsense, but before I finished speaking, I suddenly thought that my identity as Xiao Hao of Yuelu Sword Sect is a rich young man, and I am a rich young man who has married a lot of wives and concubines: If I tell Xiaoping now that I don’t have a single wife or concubine, it is difficult to guarantee that Tianxian and Tianqi who have broken the vulgar precepts will not come back to visit this gentle village in the future. If Xiaoping reveals the fact that I am actually single again, my identity as Xiao Hao of Yuelu Sword Sect will be misleading.

When I think of me, I have not married yet, I think of the dead Yunyan, and my heart is filled with pain.

Uncle, what's wrong with you? Is it okay?

Unexpectedly, Xiaoping immediately saw the changes in my mood and asked with great concern.

Do you look uncomfortable?

No...it's OK

I shook my hand

It’s okay to redeem your life for you, but I just lied. My family has more than six wives and eight concubines. Even if you follow me, you may not see me every night. Is this okay?

I just have the status of a concubine, find someone I can rely on, so I don’t have to send it to you like this all day long.

Xiaoping also smiled, very cute

As long as the old man occasionally thinks of me and comes to see me, that Xiaoping is enough

Then I'll make sure that I don't have time to take care of you then, don't blame me

I found the madam and asked to redeem Xiaoping. Unexpectedly, the madam asked me for five hundred taels of silver as soon as I opened my mouth. The madam could buy five top-notch madams when I went out to buy a girl. The madam actually said with confidence that Xiaoping is the red card and money tree in our yard. It is cheap to only open 500 taels. It is really a guy who eats people and doesn't spit bones: the remaining silver on me is only more than four hundred taels. It's okay to put a broader one in front of Tianxian and Tianqi, but it's not enough to redeem Xiaoping for her.

However, Xiaoping quickly solved this problem for me: she took out more than 200 taels of silver she had saved and gave it to me. With the money I brought myself, she still had more than 100 taels left after redeeming Xiaoping, which was just enough to get back to Yuelu Mountain for the cost of traveling back to Yuelu Mountain.

After Xiaoping's affairs were settled, I took Xiaoping away from Wenrou Village

By the way, Xiaoping, your name should be just your nickname: What is your real name?

I don't have a name, I'm an orphan, I've grown up in the yard since I was a child

Xiaoping shook her head Since I became sensible, the madam has called me Xiaoping

So that's it: Then I'll call you 'Lipin' from now on

I nodded. I named it casually, there is no other meaning, you don't have to think about it randomly.

I took Lipin back to my hotel's own house. When I wanted to push the door and enter the room, I found that the door was bolted from the inside and could not be pushed open.

Of course, as long as I use my hand to drive the capacity, I can break the latch behind the door and push the door in: But what makes me curious is: Why is the door actually bolted?

If we want to guard against bad people, with Hong Ning and his current martial arts, ordinary little thieves are no match for them at all, and the masters they cannot deal with are definitely not those that can block the room with a broken door latch, so what's the use of putting the door latch?

Which rat is creeping outside the door?

Just then, Hong Ning's questioning sound came from inside the room.

It's me, can you help me open the door?

Do you still know you want to come back? Didn’t you have fun in a brothel?

ah?

No, Hong Ning is jealous about this?

The legendary wife is strictly controlled?

However, Hong Ning's identity is the Holy Maiden of Taiyin, but I am just my personal maid and responsible for accompanying me to practice Yin-Yang Art. Although I asked Hong Ning to pretend to be my wife during this trip to Taishan, I had to take care of me even when I went to a brothel. Will Hong Ning pretend to be my wife and pretend to be too immersed in the play?

Moreover, then again, why did Hong Ning advocate me to accept Xin'er when he was in Qianjia Village?

Could it be that I won’t be jealous if I accept Xin'er?

This time I went to the brothel to lure the two Taoists, Tianxian and Tianqi, into depravity, so that I could bribe them to inquire about me. It is very important for my plan to avenge Yunyan. Hong Ning once heard me talk about Yunyan's affairs. She couldn't know that I would do anything to avenge Yunyan.

And she is jealous too?

When I thought of the two guys Tianxian and Tianqi, I suddenly thought, why not take the princes to command the emperor?

Just take advantage of the opportunity that Hong Ning refused to open the door to make Tianxian and Tianqi believe more about Hong Ning pretending to be my wife and concubine. At the same time, he can also use the face of Tianxian and Tianqi to force Hong Ning to open the door automatically.

I immediately put my knees on the ground and kneeled straight in front of the gate

Wife, I know I'm wrong, so please forgive me if you can do this time?

Seeing me suddenly kneeling, Lipin, who was following me, hurriedly knelt beside me.

Hong Ning did not open the door because I knelt down, which was as expected: Tianxian and Tianqi, the lustful Taoist who were always paying attention to the movements of the three beauties on our side, heard the commotion here, and quickly pushed the door out to see what was going on, and happened to see me kneeling straight in front of the guest room door.

Brother Xiao, what's going on?

Tianxian asked first

My wife is angry again

I pretended to be bitter and didn't know how long I would be punished to kneel down again this time!

Uh, this...

Although Tianxian and Tianqi are lustful, they are not all heartless. Seeing that I was rejected by Hong Ning because I took them to a brothel and opened my eyes, both of them felt quite embarrassed.

Several ladies from the Xiao family, please open the door, right?

Tianqi stepped forward to shoot the door

Brother Xiao cannot be blamed for this matter. If we brothers were not too curious, Brother Xiao wouldn't have to lead us to see it.

There is gold under the knees of a man, and Brother Xiao has knelt down to apologize to you, the wife of the Xiao family. He cares about you very much!

Tianxian is also busy helping

I don't know if it was because I knelt down and admitted my mistake, or if it was Tianxian, Tianqi's helping sound worked. In short, the sound of unplugging the door latch came from behind the door. Then the door was half opened, and Xin'er poked out: Mrs., please invite me into it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you two brothers for helping me

I deliberately pulled Tianxian and Tianqi to thank him

Then we won’t bother you, Brother Xiao, see you tomorrow

Tianxian and Tianqi reluctantly glanced at the door that was not completely opened and left in a flash.

Xin'er led me into the room. Hong Ning had already pulled over a chair of the Grand Master and sat in the room. A county magistrate was preparing to examine the prisoner. Shiqin stood behind Hong Ning, looking curiously at Lipin who was following me and entering the room.

I heard that someone went to a brothel and had a great time having fun?

Hong Ning glared at me coldly, and then his eyes fell on Lipin behind me. The cold eyes scared Lipin to tremble.

Why? I haven’t had enough fun in the brothel, and I still want to bring those slutty women back and continue playing?

Ning'er, I'm not very kind to say this, but why should I refuse? Of course, I had to bring her back, otherwise would she continue to suffer in that place?

I'm explaining

Is that true?

Hong Ning glanced at Lipin again, his eyes eased a little, but he was still as cold as a knife.

Well, I won’t care about this girl’s affairs with you: But you heard that she is very majestic in the brothel?

Is the trick of "Dugu Jiujian" killing the fireworks girl crying in the entire yard?

Ah? How could Hong Ning know that I was so crazy? Dugu Jiujian...

Planting something? Are you secretly following me and peeking at me?

Why bother to peek at me to find out that everyone outside is talking about your heroic deeds!

Hong Ning groaned

It turned out that Hong Ning heard others talking about me, but he didn't expect that the gambling game between me and Mr. Ma in the brothel spread so quickly.

Don't listen to other people's talk, I just came with Lipin once, but I didn't turn the women in the yard upside down

Oh, is that true?

Hong Ning first glared at me, then his eyes fell back to Lipin behind me again

This sister's name is Lipin?

Yes...yes...

Frightened by Hong Ning's momentum, Lipin stuttered a little

The eldest wife, it’s my grandfather… the name I changed for me…

I'm not a big wife, there are so many people older than me! I'm at most ranked fourth

Hong Ning groaned again, don't call me the eldest wife, I don't deserve to climb the title

Yes...Madam...

Lipin thought Hong Ning's anger was directed at her, and she was so scared that she shivered even more.

Shiqin, Xin'er, please ask you two to help you guys take care of hot water? We have to wash this romantic old man well, otherwise he will come back from a dirty place like a brothel and his whole body will be so dirty that he will be terrible. If he doesn't wash him well, how can we bear it at night!

Hearing Hong Ning say this, Shiqin's face immediately showed a clear look of disgust. Even Xin'er had an uncomfortable expression on her face. The two of them hurriedly pushed the door and went out of the room. They must have notified the waiter of the hotel to prepare hot water.

I finally knew why Hong Ning's anger came: Hong Ning was not angry that I brought Lipin back. Hong Ning was angry that I had skin-friended me in a brothel like a dirty place and had a skin relationship with a dirty woman. I almost always asked them to practice Yin-Yang Art together. She didn't want me to insert the filthy meat pestle stained with filthy into her body: It was obvious that Shiqin also had the same idea, so when Hong Ning said this, Shiqin also had a disgusting expression on her face.

Seeing Shiqin and Xin'er go out, Hong Ning then pointed to a bench in front of him and said to Lipin: Sister, sit down first, I have something to ask you

Yes

Lipin sat on the bench tremblingly, looking just a head shorter than Hong Ning

Lipin can sit on the bench, what about me?

I'm asking

If there is no place for you to sit, stand me up: Let's clean you first, and I will still have to examine you!

Hong Ning snorted, glared at me, then turned to Lipin

Sister, don’t be afraid, you don’t know, our “Master” is a super liar! I just want to know how our “Master” deceives you, and will make you willing to follow him home?

Deceive me?

Lipin opened her eyes wide, looked at me in confusion, and then Hong Ning

No, I didn't say anything to me: He told the other two old men that he had six wives and eight concubines. I thought that since I married so many wives and concubines, I shouldn't be much worse than me. Besides, he treats me well, so I decided to follow me.

So that's it

Hong Ning smiled with a pursed lips

You have been fooled, so our master has not married six wives and eight concubines! He is very dedicated. After Yuan Pei passed away, he has never married again. It was this time he went on a trip. He asked us to pretend to be his wives and concubines. The three of us are actually his girls, at most they are all girls with a wife or a girl with a wife.

Ah? You, all three of you? I thought...

Lipin opened her eyes wide again and stared at Hong Ning in disbelief. Then I...I...

You want to ask, will you admit that you are the newly acquired "concubine"?

Hong Ning smiled mysteriously and glared at me with a meaningful look

I want to know what I plan to do, too

So you said you want to examine me later, are you going to examine this?

I can't help but interrupt

In fact, Hong Ning’s worries are not unreasonable. If I really took Lipin as my concubine, then although Hong Ning and the other three have a high status in the Taiyin Divine Sect, their status in the Xiao family is actually much lower than that in Lipin, because Hong Ning and the others are just my maids, and their status must be lower than that of Lipin, who is a concubine.

Otherwise, what else can you be examined?

Hong Ning curled his lips and groaned

Well, that's right, I promised Lipin to take care of her life, and it wasn't necessary to accept her as a concubine: But Lipin is not necessarily willing to surrender to the status of a girl, so this matter depends on the situation in the future...

What does it mean to ‘refer to the situation in the future’? Think?

Hong Ning glared at a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes

Dead rat, please call me clearly, otherwise it depends on how I repair you! This girl’s repairman will not be able to "stop a mouse and be afraid of weapons"

This depends on the situation, of course, it depends on your situation in the future: If everyone follows me, it shouldn't matter if multiple Lipins are: If I still don't have the idea of ​​re-stringing, it's impossible for me to just hold Lipins alone and leave you all aside, right?

This is almost the same

Hearing me say this, Hong Ning knew that I promised not to let Lipin crawl over her head, or everyone would be my maid. If she really married into the Xiao family, Hong Ning would be the biggest one: Hong Ning, who gave up one's worries, then she laughed happily.

Shiqin and Xiner quickly arranged a large bucket of hot water to take a bath for me. I wonder if it was because my answer just now made Hong Ning very happy. Hong Ning actually served me to take a shower himself. Not only did he roll up his sleeves and wipe my back with a piece of cloth, but he even bent down deliberately and stretched out his soft jade hand to grab my clone and rub it. A feeling of comfort rushed straight from his lower body, and my clone stood up suddenly.

By the way, Ning'er, do you know what the last move of "Dugu Jiujian" is?

At this time, why are you talking about this?

Hong Ning was a little unhappy and thrust a thunderous slap on my head

That kind of dirty place is really worthy of your men's nostalgia? Then you go, don't pay attention to us...

I don't mean that, but I want to try it out with you...

I smiled maliciously at Hong Ning

This last move is ‘Mandarin ducks playing in the water’!

When I said the name of the move, Hong Ning felt wrong and hurriedly wanted to escape, but it was too late: I stood up from the bathtub, grabbed Hong Ning's arm, dragged Hong Ning over and hugged him in my arms.

Ah! My clothes... will get wet! - Hong Ning screamed

Why are you like this...oh!

I hugged Hong Ning tightly in my arms. Hong Ning struggled hard, trying to break free from my arms: But I grabbed her hands hard and kissed her little mouth. The struggle stopped immediately: And I picked my hands up from Hong Ning's clothes, grabbed the towering height on her chest through her bellyband and began to knead. Her body immediately collapsed and leaned helplessly in my arms.

My clothes are wet! Why do you hate this rat so much... Uh... Don't... You are so dirty...

He said he hated and didn't want it, but when I kissed Hong Ning's cherry lips, Hong Ning enthusiastically catered to my kiss

When I marched down on Hong Ning's chest with my hands raging in Hong Ning and began to untie Hong Ning's belt, Hong Ning, who was already a little confused, suddenly woke up and began to struggle hard again.

No, it's so dirty! No!

Didn’t you just clean me up?

I deliberately squeezed the erect meat pestle between Hong Ning's thighs, and also used the small Yin-Yang technique to increase the blood circulation speed and increase the heat of the meat pestle. A hot meat pestle like a red soldering iron rubbed between Hong Ning's legs, which made Hong Ning's nervous body soft again in an instant.

Don't...dirty...don't...don't...don't...

Although Hong Ning murmured the words of rejection, when my flesh pestle approached Hong Ning's Taoyuan Cave from behind, Hong Ning's plump buttocks raised slightly backwards to facilitate my invasion

Don't worry, my guy has been washed clean by you

I aimed the meat pestle at the tender crack of Hong Ning, thrust my waist, and pushed the meat pestle straight into the depths of Hong Ning

Come on, the last move of "Dugu Jiujian" is "Mandarin ducks playing in the water"!

oh!

Invaded by a meat pestle, especially I have already started running Yin-Yang Technique. Hong Ning was swallowed by a tsunami of pleasure, and was weak all over. He held his hands on the edge of the bathtub to support his body. He let me catch her slender waist and pounded the scorching meat pestle into her body one after another.

The body collided with the body and made a splash of water. It was no longer clear whether the water sounds were emitted by Hong Ning and I squeezing the water in the bathtub, or whether my meat pestle squeezed the honey juice in Hong Ning's Taoyuan Cave. Perhaps it was not certain.

Although Hong Ning also used the Yin-Yang Technique to resist my invasion, her skills were far from me after all, and this time I deliberately wanted to teach Hong Ning a lesson about being jealous, so I didn't care that Hong Ning could not keep up with his skills. I just kept using his skills, which suddenly exceeded the limit that Hong Ning could bear, and soon made Hong Ning exhausted due to endless pleasure and orgasm.

When they looked beside him, although Shiqin and Xiner had become accustomed to this kind of thing, they were still blushing and blushing, lowering their heads and not daring to face my eyes: Lipin opened her eyes wide and looked carefully at me and made Hong Ning feel exhausted, and she looked eagerly.

Haha, it seems that Ning'er can't do it anymore: Who wants to try this trick of "Mandarin ducks playing in the water"?

That's what I said, but my eyes looked at Shiqin. The meaning was very clear, that's the next one to change you, which made Shiqin's face even more red

Master, can I...

Seeing Shiqin, Lipin did not respond immediately, so she planned to recommend herself.

Lipin, you also know that there is a rule of ‘come first and come later’, so let Shiqin come first

I reminded Lipin that Hong Ning and the others had already had a lot of opinions about me running to the brothel. If the woman I brought back robbed Hong Ning and their beds every day, it would be very strange that the three of them would not resent me to death.

Oh, and, Lipin, you and Xiner go and get more water. Since you want to "play with the water with a mandarin duck", of course you need enough water, right?

I understand,

Lipin understood immediately and pulled Xin'er out of the room