When Ximen Qing and Earl Ying walked to the table, a group of brothers on the table were telling dirty jokes. The painter Bai Laichuang studied the paintings of the spring palace and chanted a five-character poem with ancient meaning: Spring sleeps without feeling dawn, sexual harassment everywhere; night moans, the hymen breaks. Everyone sitting beside him applauded the case, Xie Xida clapped his hands and said with a smile: One more sentence: The thousand dollar bills are finished.
Private owners always are very sensitive to the topic of money. At this moment, they quickly interrupted: It doesn’t take a thousand yuan. In the current market, playing a virgin with 500 yuan is OK. Zhu Rinian is worthy of being a banker. He laughed out loud and said, "I want to play a virgin for 500 yuan? I'm afraid my face is as ugly as Zhu Bajie and my skin is rough as dry bark." Chang Shiji retorted dissatisfiedly: When my eyes are closed, what kind of beauties are not beautiful, they are all the same. Sun Wizard stood up and said to Zhu Rinian: Who said it is the same?
The difference is very big. Going to bed with the same movie star and going to bed with the same prostitute is definitely a different thing.
The ten brothers on this table were joking. Someone came over to toast the VIP seat. Deputy Mayor Jia Lao, Standing Committee Member He who was in charge of politics and law, and the ten brothers Wen of the Propaganda Department stood up one by one, as if they were being reviewed by the organization. They held the wine glass and rushed to Jia Lao and other leaders to show their respect. Jia Lao toasted the whole table with a glass of wine and said loudly: Deep feelings, I have an injection, come on, I look down on me, Jia Lao, so I dried this glass of wine. As he said that, he raised his neck and drank half a glass of wine that was swaying.
Xie Xida, Sun Wizard, Yunli Hand, Changshi, Zhuri, Bai Lai Chuang and others dare not be negligent. They nodded and smiled quickly. They learned about Jia Lao's appearance. They raised their necks and drank a big gulp when it was the turn of Earl Ying to drink. He stopped the wine glass in the air and shook his head and said: Mr. Jia, you said that, how can we drink this glass of wine? Mr. Jia asked in confusion: What is the statement? Earl Ying said: Who dares to look down on Mr. Jia on this table? Sun Wizard took the conversation and said: Yes, in Qinghe City, who dares to be disrespectful to Mr. Jia, see if I don't smash his dog head
Only then did Mr. Jia hear that Count Ying was singing praises for him around the bend, and his heart was as sweet as honey. But he said in his mouth: In Qinghe City, the highest authority is Secretary Tian Dahua. A table of people was silent for a moment and responded awkwardly: That is that. Next, Deputy Secretary Cheng of the Municipal Party Committee, Deputy Mayor Liu, Standing Committee Member in charge of politics and law, Minister Wen of the Propaganda Department, Minister Shang of the Organization Department, Director Hu of the Finance Bureau, and others were like carp crossing the river. They all took the leadership posture to toast. The ten brothers on the side were free and did not accept it, and one of them was even louder than the other. One said: Secretary Cheng serves the people, and has great merits. Another said: I wish Mayor Liu good health and good health forever. The third person said: Minister Wen, you are simply my reborn parents....The whole scene at the banquet looks like exaggerated cartoons. Fortunately, people have become accustomed to all this. They live in absurd dramas, but no one thinks there is anything absurd.
While Ximen Qing toasted, he quietly observed the expressions of various characters on the table: the officials who came to toast all their faces were red, and their faces were filled with unconcealed pride, just like winning the top scorer in the golden list, and happily becoming the groom on the wedding night. The ten brothers at the table were inspired by the spirit of the leaders' comrades coming to toast without complaining and working hard, and were all flattered, like pugs with a bone thrown by their master, shaking their heads and shaking their heads so unhappy that the whole meal was the only one exception. The person was named Wu Dianen, the head of the Market Inspection Section of Qinghe Taxation Bureau. Ximen Qing looked at Wu Dianen's expression again. He sat there steadily, as if he was sitting firmly on Diaoyutai Jiang Taigong, waiting for the fish that came to take the bait.
What is even more strange is that the leaders who came to toast seemed to have made some mistakes in front of Wu Dianen, and their careful expressions made people puzzled.
Ximen Qing thought to himself: No wonder people call Wu Dianen the second director of the Organization Department of Qinghe City. He deserves this glorious title, but Ximen Qing still doesn't understand. In terms of official title, Wu Dianen is just a sesame section chief of the Qinghe City Taxation Bureau; in terms of culture, Wu Dianen is just a technical secondary school student who graduated from the financial school; in terms of eloquence, Wu Dianen has no good eloquence, and even stutters a little. But why can such a person who is no longer ordinary in all aspects subdue those leaders? This is a puzzling mystery. You have to find an opportunity to solve this mystery.
During the meal, the toasting ceremony of the leaders was over. Earl Ying and others were still talking. Generally speaking, the wine table was always inseparable from dirty jokes. It is said that you can serve food, but as usual, Earl Ying was still the leader. This time he said a riddle: No pollution, no pollution, no pollution, and the production tools are carried with you. Although it is a transaction, everyone likes to hide goods. Everyone turned their heads and thought for a while, and Sun Wu said the answer: I know this, it is a prostitute, but it is not accurate. No pollution makes sense, and no pollution makes no sense. No pollution makes no sense. Sexual disease AIDS is the biggest public hazard in the world.
Take a sip of wine in the season and said: Sun Wumou is worthy of being a political and legal cadre. He speaks with high standards and always keeps his policies. I want to say a few new folk songs to help everyone enjoy the wine. When he heard the teachings of Sun, he didn't dare to speak randomly. Sun Wumou said: "It's a day in the season, you're just a little bitch, just put it on. Don't savor the taste here." Sun Wumou said, picking up the glass of half-drink wine in front of him, and splashing it on the usual season. His body flashed, and quickly bowed and said repeatedly: I said, "Don't think I'm vulgar."
He used wine to moisten his throat at the same time, and the lustful man said: The green hair and lotus leaves floated on the water, and the male toad hugged the female toad's waist, thinking it was a fucking, but it turned out that he was having sex. When everyone heard this, the joke was really vulgar, so they spit on him and said: Look, you think I'm vulgar, don't you? A person with a low-level and interesting person like me makes mistakes without opening his mouth, and makes big mistakes as soon as he opens his mouth. However, I am not afraid of embarrassment. Learn from the brave spirit of the writer Wang Shuo: I am a gangster, who am I afraid of?
The painter Bai Laichuang has been drinking all the time, and his face was full of spring. The audience was telling dirty jokes, and his interest also surged: Comrades, let me read a few poems, which are about laid-off female workers, which is particularly in line with the current revolutionary situation.
Earl Ying clapped her hands and said: Applause and applaud, welcome the rogue painter Bai Laichuang to give us a report on the situation. A few sparse applause sounded at the wine table, Bai Laichuang held a singular and lyrics, and recited the poem with a scrupulous and concise female workers: Don’t cry, bravely walk into the nightclub, cheat food, drink and tips, and don’t add burden to society. Who says prostitutes have no status? Bah, the mayor and secretary sleep with me!
When I read the last sentence, the mayor and secretary sleep with me, Bai Lai Chuang looked at the leader who had just left, stretched out his tongue, and made an exaggerated expression on his face: I am not talking about the mayor and secretary of Qinghe City. Earl Ying patted his shoulder and said: You should give him one hundred and twenty hearts. Our mayor and secretary of Qinghe City are all good cadres who serve the people wholeheartedly. No one suspects that they will sleep with prostitutes. Sun Wizard, Yunlishou, Zhu Rinian and other civil servants who are eating the state meal quickly followed: Yes, there are also corrupt officials, but that is a minority after all. Most leading cadres still serve the people wholeheartedly. They are good officials, 37, 37
The straightforward private owner often snorted and said dissatisfiedly: Bullshit, what's the 37th out of 300, there is a saying among the people that all the cadres at the county level and above were shot to death. There may be some unjust cases. If two cadres at the county level and above were shot, many people would probably miss the net. As soon as this was said, everyone at the table was shocked. These singular and singular people usually gathered together to tell dirty stories, yellow jokes, or went to a sauna or massage room to find escort women to fool around. However, once sensitive political topics are involved, it is better to keep silent. Even if you have to say a few words, you have to follow the situation. A basic principle is: Learn from the tone in the newspaper and recite it in a narrated way. They know in their hearts that politics is their job, and they cannot break this golden job casually.
Sun Wizard said: Boss Chang, this is too absolute. There are not so many corrupt officials in any case. Zhu Rinian is a bank cadre, with a strong interest in numbers, and his words are full of digital characteristics: Corrupt officials and honest officials are a relationship between one finger and nine fingers. Even if they are said more serious, at best they are only a relationship between three fingers and seven fingers. Yunlishou is usually used to managing self-employed people, and has developed a loud voice. He shouted in a rough voice: In my opinion, all the bastards and ordinary people who say such words should be shot to death.
Chang Shijie was blushing and wanted to argue. Earl Ying, who was sitting beside him, spoke first, and quickly came forward to smooth things over. He said in a change of power: Everyone is making a fool of themselves. Boss Chang is happy today. He drank more wine, and he made a mistake after drinking, and he said something wrong.
But he didn't receive the favor of Count Ying in the season, and his neck was as red as if he was just called a cock man, and he said frankly: Who said I drank too much wine?
I didn't drink much at all, and I was 100% sober. Sun Wizard shook his head and muttered: I didn't drink too much, but I actually said such words. It seems that it is really easy to have problems if I relax my political studies. Zhu Rinian also spoke on the side: Well said, I can't relax my ideological and political work for a moment.
Bai Laichuang sniffed and said seriously: What's the smell? I don't know who broke the pickle jar sour! Xie Xida covered her cheeks and hummed like a sketch: Yes, I'm almost sore. Everyone smiled and the atmosphere suddenly became relaxed several times.
While everyone was talking, Wu Dianen frowned and said without saying a word. Ximen Qing touched his shoulder and said: "Dianen, what are you playing deep? Let's express some insight. Wu Dianen had a cold face and was silent for a long time before saying something that made people confused: You need to emphasize evidence when speaking. Ximen Qing thought about it, but he still couldn't understand what he meant by saying this. He just felt that this person was unfathomable. Even the ten brothers who often eat, drink and have fun together could not understand his character. Sometimes he looked like a philosopher, sometimes he was Zen monk, sometimes he was a cold spy, and sometimes he became a playboy, just like a cloud in June. Wu Dianen was just a seventy-two-changing Monkey King.
Ximen Qing thought to himself: Beware of this person, and then you have to learn from the scriptures, so he changed the topic and said: Dianen, my brothers have not been together for a long time. When will I go to a sauna together? Wu Dianen moved his body closer and said in a low voice: It's just what I want.
Then I immediately added: Just my brothers, don't call others, there are ears in the wall. Ximen Qing nodded on the surface and said yes, but muttered in his heart: Even his own brothers are careful. Wu Dianen is too smart, although he muttered so much in his heart, he still made an appointment with Wu Dianen and went to the Eden Sauna the next night to enjoy modern civilization.
Private owners always are very sensitive to the topic of money. At this moment, they quickly interrupted: It doesn’t take a thousand yuan. In the current market, playing a virgin with 500 yuan is OK. Zhu Rinian is worthy of being a banker. He laughed out loud and said, "I want to play a virgin for 500 yuan? I'm afraid my face is as ugly as Zhu Bajie and my skin is rough as dry bark." Chang Shiji retorted dissatisfiedly: When my eyes are closed, what kind of beauties are not beautiful, they are all the same. Sun Wizard stood up and said to Zhu Rinian: Who said it is the same?
The difference is very big. Going to bed with the same movie star and going to bed with the same prostitute is definitely a different thing.
The ten brothers on this table were joking. Someone came over to toast the VIP seat. Deputy Mayor Jia Lao, Standing Committee Member He who was in charge of politics and law, and the ten brothers Wen of the Propaganda Department stood up one by one, as if they were being reviewed by the organization. They held the wine glass and rushed to Jia Lao and other leaders to show their respect. Jia Lao toasted the whole table with a glass of wine and said loudly: Deep feelings, I have an injection, come on, I look down on me, Jia Lao, so I dried this glass of wine. As he said that, he raised his neck and drank half a glass of wine that was swaying.
Xie Xida, Sun Wizard, Yunli Hand, Changshi, Zhuri, Bai Lai Chuang and others dare not be negligent. They nodded and smiled quickly. They learned about Jia Lao's appearance. They raised their necks and drank a big gulp when it was the turn of Earl Ying to drink. He stopped the wine glass in the air and shook his head and said: Mr. Jia, you said that, how can we drink this glass of wine? Mr. Jia asked in confusion: What is the statement? Earl Ying said: Who dares to look down on Mr. Jia on this table? Sun Wizard took the conversation and said: Yes, in Qinghe City, who dares to be disrespectful to Mr. Jia, see if I don't smash his dog head
Only then did Mr. Jia hear that Count Ying was singing praises for him around the bend, and his heart was as sweet as honey. But he said in his mouth: In Qinghe City, the highest authority is Secretary Tian Dahua. A table of people was silent for a moment and responded awkwardly: That is that. Next, Deputy Secretary Cheng of the Municipal Party Committee, Deputy Mayor Liu, Standing Committee Member in charge of politics and law, Minister Wen of the Propaganda Department, Minister Shang of the Organization Department, Director Hu of the Finance Bureau, and others were like carp crossing the river. They all took the leadership posture to toast. The ten brothers on the side were free and did not accept it, and one of them was even louder than the other. One said: Secretary Cheng serves the people, and has great merits. Another said: I wish Mayor Liu good health and good health forever. The third person said: Minister Wen, you are simply my reborn parents....The whole scene at the banquet looks like exaggerated cartoons. Fortunately, people have become accustomed to all this. They live in absurd dramas, but no one thinks there is anything absurd.
While Ximen Qing toasted, he quietly observed the expressions of various characters on the table: the officials who came to toast all their faces were red, and their faces were filled with unconcealed pride, just like winning the top scorer in the golden list, and happily becoming the groom on the wedding night. The ten brothers at the table were inspired by the spirit of the leaders' comrades coming to toast without complaining and working hard, and were all flattered, like pugs with a bone thrown by their master, shaking their heads and shaking their heads so unhappy that the whole meal was the only one exception. The person was named Wu Dianen, the head of the Market Inspection Section of Qinghe Taxation Bureau. Ximen Qing looked at Wu Dianen's expression again. He sat there steadily, as if he was sitting firmly on Diaoyutai Jiang Taigong, waiting for the fish that came to take the bait.
What is even more strange is that the leaders who came to toast seemed to have made some mistakes in front of Wu Dianen, and their careful expressions made people puzzled.
Ximen Qing thought to himself: No wonder people call Wu Dianen the second director of the Organization Department of Qinghe City. He deserves this glorious title, but Ximen Qing still doesn't understand. In terms of official title, Wu Dianen is just a sesame section chief of the Qinghe City Taxation Bureau; in terms of culture, Wu Dianen is just a technical secondary school student who graduated from the financial school; in terms of eloquence, Wu Dianen has no good eloquence, and even stutters a little. But why can such a person who is no longer ordinary in all aspects subdue those leaders? This is a puzzling mystery. You have to find an opportunity to solve this mystery.
During the meal, the toasting ceremony of the leaders was over. Earl Ying and others were still talking. Generally speaking, the wine table was always inseparable from dirty jokes. It is said that you can serve food, but as usual, Earl Ying was still the leader. This time he said a riddle: No pollution, no pollution, no pollution, and the production tools are carried with you. Although it is a transaction, everyone likes to hide goods. Everyone turned their heads and thought for a while, and Sun Wu said the answer: I know this, it is a prostitute, but it is not accurate. No pollution makes sense, and no pollution makes no sense. No pollution makes no sense. Sexual disease AIDS is the biggest public hazard in the world.
Take a sip of wine in the season and said: Sun Wumou is worthy of being a political and legal cadre. He speaks with high standards and always keeps his policies. I want to say a few new folk songs to help everyone enjoy the wine. When he heard the teachings of Sun, he didn't dare to speak randomly. Sun Wumou said: "It's a day in the season, you're just a little bitch, just put it on. Don't savor the taste here." Sun Wumou said, picking up the glass of half-drink wine in front of him, and splashing it on the usual season. His body flashed, and quickly bowed and said repeatedly: I said, "Don't think I'm vulgar."
He used wine to moisten his throat at the same time, and the lustful man said: The green hair and lotus leaves floated on the water, and the male toad hugged the female toad's waist, thinking it was a fucking, but it turned out that he was having sex. When everyone heard this, the joke was really vulgar, so they spit on him and said: Look, you think I'm vulgar, don't you? A person with a low-level and interesting person like me makes mistakes without opening his mouth, and makes big mistakes as soon as he opens his mouth. However, I am not afraid of embarrassment. Learn from the brave spirit of the writer Wang Shuo: I am a gangster, who am I afraid of?
The painter Bai Laichuang has been drinking all the time, and his face was full of spring. The audience was telling dirty jokes, and his interest also surged: Comrades, let me read a few poems, which are about laid-off female workers, which is particularly in line with the current revolutionary situation.
Earl Ying clapped her hands and said: Applause and applaud, welcome the rogue painter Bai Laichuang to give us a report on the situation. A few sparse applause sounded at the wine table, Bai Laichuang held a singular and lyrics, and recited the poem with a scrupulous and concise female workers: Don’t cry, bravely walk into the nightclub, cheat food, drink and tips, and don’t add burden to society. Who says prostitutes have no status? Bah, the mayor and secretary sleep with me!
When I read the last sentence, the mayor and secretary sleep with me, Bai Lai Chuang looked at the leader who had just left, stretched out his tongue, and made an exaggerated expression on his face: I am not talking about the mayor and secretary of Qinghe City. Earl Ying patted his shoulder and said: You should give him one hundred and twenty hearts. Our mayor and secretary of Qinghe City are all good cadres who serve the people wholeheartedly. No one suspects that they will sleep with prostitutes. Sun Wizard, Yunlishou, Zhu Rinian and other civil servants who are eating the state meal quickly followed: Yes, there are also corrupt officials, but that is a minority after all. Most leading cadres still serve the people wholeheartedly. They are good officials, 37, 37
The straightforward private owner often snorted and said dissatisfiedly: Bullshit, what's the 37th out of 300, there is a saying among the people that all the cadres at the county level and above were shot to death. There may be some unjust cases. If two cadres at the county level and above were shot, many people would probably miss the net. As soon as this was said, everyone at the table was shocked. These singular and singular people usually gathered together to tell dirty stories, yellow jokes, or went to a sauna or massage room to find escort women to fool around. However, once sensitive political topics are involved, it is better to keep silent. Even if you have to say a few words, you have to follow the situation. A basic principle is: Learn from the tone in the newspaper and recite it in a narrated way. They know in their hearts that politics is their job, and they cannot break this golden job casually.
Sun Wizard said: Boss Chang, this is too absolute. There are not so many corrupt officials in any case. Zhu Rinian is a bank cadre, with a strong interest in numbers, and his words are full of digital characteristics: Corrupt officials and honest officials are a relationship between one finger and nine fingers. Even if they are said more serious, at best they are only a relationship between three fingers and seven fingers. Yunlishou is usually used to managing self-employed people, and has developed a loud voice. He shouted in a rough voice: In my opinion, all the bastards and ordinary people who say such words should be shot to death.
Chang Shijie was blushing and wanted to argue. Earl Ying, who was sitting beside him, spoke first, and quickly came forward to smooth things over. He said in a change of power: Everyone is making a fool of themselves. Boss Chang is happy today. He drank more wine, and he made a mistake after drinking, and he said something wrong.
But he didn't receive the favor of Count Ying in the season, and his neck was as red as if he was just called a cock man, and he said frankly: Who said I drank too much wine?
I didn't drink much at all, and I was 100% sober. Sun Wizard shook his head and muttered: I didn't drink too much, but I actually said such words. It seems that it is really easy to have problems if I relax my political studies. Zhu Rinian also spoke on the side: Well said, I can't relax my ideological and political work for a moment.
Bai Laichuang sniffed and said seriously: What's the smell? I don't know who broke the pickle jar sour! Xie Xida covered her cheeks and hummed like a sketch: Yes, I'm almost sore. Everyone smiled and the atmosphere suddenly became relaxed several times.
While everyone was talking, Wu Dianen frowned and said without saying a word. Ximen Qing touched his shoulder and said: "Dianen, what are you playing deep? Let's express some insight. Wu Dianen had a cold face and was silent for a long time before saying something that made people confused: You need to emphasize evidence when speaking. Ximen Qing thought about it, but he still couldn't understand what he meant by saying this. He just felt that this person was unfathomable. Even the ten brothers who often eat, drink and have fun together could not understand his character. Sometimes he looked like a philosopher, sometimes he was Zen monk, sometimes he was a cold spy, and sometimes he became a playboy, just like a cloud in June. Wu Dianen was just a seventy-two-changing Monkey King.
Ximen Qing thought to himself: Beware of this person, and then you have to learn from the scriptures, so he changed the topic and said: Dianen, my brothers have not been together for a long time. When will I go to a sauna together? Wu Dianen moved his body closer and said in a low voice: It's just what I want.
Then I immediately added: Just my brothers, don't call others, there are ears in the wall. Ximen Qing nodded on the surface and said yes, but muttered in his heart: Even his own brothers are careful. Wu Dianen is too smart, although he muttered so much in his heart, he still made an appointment with Wu Dianen and went to the Eden Sauna the next night to enjoy modern civilization.
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