Brother, you are doing it again, and the cousin who was surprised was spoken. Mom snatched from the side and said: Brother, you are drunk again and you have returned the loan of 600,000 yuan. You can say it out loud. Only you can be worth 600,000 yuan!
Bah, my uncle glared at my mother hatefully, and spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm on the floor: You ruthless and unrighteous second wolf, I discuss things with the mayor, you don’t need to care if I am worth 600,000 yuan, I am poor and I have no money, but, over the years, I have never asked you for a penny, I will be fucking less! Swoo me away and go cool down, the mayor
My uncle ruthlessly scolded my mother who didn't care about her family and family. When her mother hid in the inner room speechlessly, my uncle turned to her cousin: Mayor, I really want to borrow 600,000 yuan, I'm useful!
Hi, looking at my uncle's serious and serious truth, my cousin smiled coldly, and simply spread her hands, asking my uncle as if she was coaxing a child to play games: I said, "Uncle, 600,000 yuan, what's the use of you?"
Nonsense, Dad glanced at his uncle, muttered in a low voice, and then followed his mother into the inner room: Mental illness!
Uncle, I walked to my uncle with an unnatural smile: Uncle, stop doing anything wrong, cousin, treat you very well!
Xiao Lizi, my uncle held my hand and said in a kind tone: Big nephew, my uncle is serious. My uncle has not been able to get along with your cousin. I applied for a loan. What's wrong with this! As he said that, my uncle turned to my cousin and said: Lord, I have a loan of 600,000 yuan. Of course I am useful. I want to buy a bulldozer, so I have less loans. Can I afford it? Well!
You, haha, my cousin stared at my uncle with confusion: I said, "Uncle, you, what are you doing when buying a bulldozer?"
Working, bulldozing! As he spoke, my uncle fiddled with his hands, imitating the way he drove a bulldozer: What else can bulldozer do? It's bulldozer!
What soil should I push?
The land of the development zone! I want to make the development zone...
What, you dare to move the land in the development zone, uncle, my cousin interrupted my uncle and said with a serious expression: The land in the development zone has been flattened with slag, sand and stone, just waiting for foreign businessmen to come here to invest and build a factory. You, push the land in the development zone, isn’t this going to be destroyed again? Uncle, do you know how much it cost to level the development zone?
Hum, do sabotage? Someone is doing sabotage, but it's not me, sabotage...
My uncle put his dirty hands into his arms and returned from prison. The stack of newspapers he accidentally picked up on the road was thrown on the coffee table: 八, Lord Mayor, this is printed with the latest notification from the central government. Take a look, study hard!
Oh, my cousin glanced at the newspaper, and it turned out that it was oily and the blushed face turned yellow. At the same time, his tone also eased a lot: This, this, this...
Haha, looking at the embarrassment of my cousin, my uncle shrugged his shoulders happily, poked out his dry palm, grabbed the cigarette box on the coffee table, pulled out a cigarette, and sucked it while sucking it, while snoring to himself:
Lord Ai, now it is the era of market economy. The central government has said that everything is centered on economic development. So, no matter what you do, you must pay attention to economic benefits. I borrowed a loan to buy a bulldozer, and of course I have to do something. I can't put it there and rust. I am a person, I pay attention to economic benefits in everything I do. We are a small business and cannot be compared with your Lord. Your Lord is rich and powerful. Hundreds of acres of arable land can be placed there without planting, and I have been idle for several years!…
Uncle, this, you, cousin put down the newspaper and wiped the sweat beads on his forehead: Uncle, just say a few less words, let’s discuss it!
Haha, my uncle didn't mean to stop there, but instead spit out a wisp of smoke rings and continued to chant: The mayor studied the central documents every day and maintained a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee at all times. His ideological awareness is many times higher than that of us grass-roots people. I don't know if the mayor studied this document. Haha...
My uncle glanced at my cousin: Lord, I haven't finished reading it. What did the newspaper say in: Oh, in recent years, all over the country have been doing big things, and what a fucking economic development zone is really blooming for a while. For a time, you may be so busy that you may not be behind. In our town, there is very little arable land, but your leader is like a big city. He is very similar to that of course, and he has encircled the best piece of arable land in our town and built a so-called economic development zone...
My uncle threw away the cigarette butt, glanced at me stubbornly, and then imitated the big cousin's appearance, and spoke and gestured very funnyly: Ah, Xiaolizi, you didn't see the scene at that time, ha, the mayor took charge of himself, mobilized many people to bring trucks of slag, and leveled the good farmland. Finally, use a roller to press, press, press, press, press
While looking at me, my uncle spread his dirty hands and gritted his teeth and pressed on the sofa: Big nephew, just like this, press, press, press, press, hehe, three pressures and two pressures, this economic development zone started to tinker with great fanfare. On the day of the completion ceremony, your cousin was so arrogant!... As he was speaking, my uncle pulled the newspaper scroll and learned the tone of my cousin's speech: ××× Town Economic Development Zone, the completion ceremony, now begins, the first item of the conference is held, and the salute is set off!...
Hi, my cousin dissuaded bitterly: Okay, yes, uncle, don’t behave like a living treasure! Don’t ruin your nephew!
Haha, my uncle put down the newspaper and stared at my cousin fiercely and said: Lord Town, this economic development zone is busy, but, my Lord Town, you are investing? Foreign businessmen?
The factory? Where is it? Hehe, no, right? Several years have passed, but investment has not been seen at all; foreign businessmen have not even seen a shadow; the factory has not moved a brick, haha, you have not made any contribution to all of this, right?
This, this, my cousin agreed in despair: Uncle, aren’t we working hard? I have sent several working groups to divide into four groups and travel around the country. I am going through a stage of attracting investment. I have put my work in the town, cooking, and preparing to go out to the country to investigate the situation abroad! I...
Hehe, you can do it, what a fucking investigation, according to me, you are using the name of investigation to travel abroad with public funds!
My uncle grabbed the newspaper and muttered seriously: Ah, such a good farmland has been idle for several years. It’s such a pity. Over the past year, I have to earn less food, um...
My uncle cleared his throat and said to me in a not-very official accent: My nephew, in response to this kind of unfair local reality, blindly developing and occupying arable land, the state urgently issued a document, silly, this is not black and white: The land idle due to random development must be reclaimed and returned to the fields as soon as possible, otherwise it will be seriously investigated and dealt with... Oh!
As I was reciting, I saw that my cousin stopped talking, my uncle put down the newspaper and asked in pursuit: What's wrong, Lord Town, why are you silent? Why are you mute? Say, speak, Lord Town, take out the style you spoke at the completion ceremony? Hehe...
Humph, uncle, after my uncle kept asking, my cousin muttered angrily: You, you, you are here to take the opportunity to blackmail me again, right? Humph!
When my uncle heard this, he smiled happily: Hehe, hehe, what, blackmail, mayor, why did I blackmail you? I asked you to see the documents issued by the central government, and you said I blackmail you, why are you so crooked!
Humph, my cousin rolled up the newspaper: Uncle, I have read and studied the documents from the central government. I have waited for the documents you see in the newspaper, it will be three years later.
Haha, my uncle responded: Since you have read it and learned it a long time ago, why not implement it? Why is the land in the development zone still idle? You are simply dereliction of duty!
Is this? My cousin hung his head, like a prisoner on trial: Uncle, of course, this problem must be solved as soon as possible!
But, are you going to solve it? My uncle spread his hands and looked like a judge
The cousin suddenly raised his head, stared at his uncle with anger, and shouted angrily: Humph, this is the affairs of the town government, what does it have to do with you? Is this necessary for you to worry about this?
Alas, mayor, my uncle replied unyieldingly: You said that, why don’t you have any relationship with me? Well, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. I am a citizen of the People’s Republic of China, so of course I have to share my worries for the country.
Oh, you can do it, don't follow me this way. My cousin continued to stare at my uncle with anger
My uncle saw it and continued to mutter indifferently: Mayor, you said you need to solve it, but when will it be solved? In which year and month will it be solved! Such a good farmland will be idle for ten or eight years. Our country has a large population and a small land. This is our national condition. I am deeply worried about the future of the country. If this farmland is always idle, how much food will be collected in a year.
I thought about it for a long time. The town government has financial difficulties. I understand the difficulties of the government. I want to pick out the slag basket by basket, but then I calculated that I just didn’t do anything, I picked up so much slag all day long, and I couldn’t finish it in my life. I didn’t have much. I could pick up slag for a lifetime, and I could make contributions to the country! But it’s a pity that this land is deserted! So, I thought of buying a bulldozer with a loan, so that I can hurry up!
Hehe, the people in the room all burst into laughter. Seeing that my cousin was silent again, my uncle became more excited: Haha, Lord, if the town’s finances are indeed in trouble, I will not be difficult for you. Tomorrow, I will go to the county to truthfully reflect this situation and see what the spirit of the superior leader is!
Oh, when I heard my uncle's words, my cousin seemed to be stabbed by a steel needle, and jumped up from the sofa: Oh, uncle, don't cause trouble for me! Uncle, our ancestors have lived in this town for generations. If we come from my uncle, we will more or less get some relatives! Uncle, don't catch any handle, and we will be stubborn.
Humph, my uncle said calmly: Lord, I haven't bothered you, don't talk to me about any relatives. We are poor, you can't afford to be with your mayor! I'm doing my job impartially and truthfully report the situation to my superiors! After that, my uncle pulled over his cane, stood up with difficulty, and turned around and wanted to leave.
The cousin grabbed my uncle's torn sleeves and said angrily: Uncle, let's get over it, you can get over it, don't keep it in a silence, I know more about your little jiujiu than anyone else. Today, we talk less about it, just tell the truth, if you offer a price, how much does it cost to block your mouth?
Haha, uncle stopped: Lord Town, since you have made it clear, then I am not polite. You know, I am never greedy, just give me some money to drink! Lord Town, please reward me with your conscience! As he said that, uncle stretched out his dry dirty hands: Please, please reward me with the mayor, how much money to drink with the poor?
Wow, the cousin stuffed a stack of banknotes into my uncle's palm in anger. The uncle gently twisted it with his fingers, his face darkened, and threw it on the floor: I said, "Master, are you coaxing the child? Are you giving the beggar? Are you?
Then, my cousin suppressed his anger and his teeth quaked: Then, what do you want?
Five thousand!
What? My cousin almost jumped to the ceiling, and a qualitative change in his title to my uncle: You are so embarrassed to open your mouth!
That's right! My uncle is like a veteran hawker in a free market: What's the point, that's the price
What’s the matter? It’s too much. My cousin’s mouth trembled slightly: You want so much money and don’t have a receipt, so the accounting cannot be accounted for!
Hehe, my uncle smiled indifferently: Can’t you make a accounting account? It’s such an international joke. If you spend 5,000 yuan, you can’t make a accounting account? Then, you can make a payment with public funds, eat, drink, bet, and travel, right?
Xiaoli, my uncle and my cousin were bargaining funnyly. Sanzi suddenly pushed the door open and shouted at me in anger: Xiaoli, it’s not good, something happened to Tiedan!
What? When I heard the words of San Pants, my heart trembled suddenly. I remembered the journey to Inner Mongolia that had been going through hardships not long ago. An ominous sign suddenly surged into my heart: What, Tiedan, something happened!
Bah, my uncle glared at my mother hatefully, and spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm on the floor: You ruthless and unrighteous second wolf, I discuss things with the mayor, you don’t need to care if I am worth 600,000 yuan, I am poor and I have no money, but, over the years, I have never asked you for a penny, I will be fucking less! Swoo me away and go cool down, the mayor
My uncle ruthlessly scolded my mother who didn't care about her family and family. When her mother hid in the inner room speechlessly, my uncle turned to her cousin: Mayor, I really want to borrow 600,000 yuan, I'm useful!
Hi, looking at my uncle's serious and serious truth, my cousin smiled coldly, and simply spread her hands, asking my uncle as if she was coaxing a child to play games: I said, "Uncle, 600,000 yuan, what's the use of you?"
Nonsense, Dad glanced at his uncle, muttered in a low voice, and then followed his mother into the inner room: Mental illness!
Uncle, I walked to my uncle with an unnatural smile: Uncle, stop doing anything wrong, cousin, treat you very well!
Xiao Lizi, my uncle held my hand and said in a kind tone: Big nephew, my uncle is serious. My uncle has not been able to get along with your cousin. I applied for a loan. What's wrong with this! As he said that, my uncle turned to my cousin and said: Lord, I have a loan of 600,000 yuan. Of course I am useful. I want to buy a bulldozer, so I have less loans. Can I afford it? Well!
You, haha, my cousin stared at my uncle with confusion: I said, "Uncle, you, what are you doing when buying a bulldozer?"
Working, bulldozing! As he spoke, my uncle fiddled with his hands, imitating the way he drove a bulldozer: What else can bulldozer do? It's bulldozer!
What soil should I push?
The land of the development zone! I want to make the development zone...
What, you dare to move the land in the development zone, uncle, my cousin interrupted my uncle and said with a serious expression: The land in the development zone has been flattened with slag, sand and stone, just waiting for foreign businessmen to come here to invest and build a factory. You, push the land in the development zone, isn’t this going to be destroyed again? Uncle, do you know how much it cost to level the development zone?
Hum, do sabotage? Someone is doing sabotage, but it's not me, sabotage...
My uncle put his dirty hands into his arms and returned from prison. The stack of newspapers he accidentally picked up on the road was thrown on the coffee table: 八, Lord Mayor, this is printed with the latest notification from the central government. Take a look, study hard!
Oh, my cousin glanced at the newspaper, and it turned out that it was oily and the blushed face turned yellow. At the same time, his tone also eased a lot: This, this, this...
Haha, looking at the embarrassment of my cousin, my uncle shrugged his shoulders happily, poked out his dry palm, grabbed the cigarette box on the coffee table, pulled out a cigarette, and sucked it while sucking it, while snoring to himself:
Lord Ai, now it is the era of market economy. The central government has said that everything is centered on economic development. So, no matter what you do, you must pay attention to economic benefits. I borrowed a loan to buy a bulldozer, and of course I have to do something. I can't put it there and rust. I am a person, I pay attention to economic benefits in everything I do. We are a small business and cannot be compared with your Lord. Your Lord is rich and powerful. Hundreds of acres of arable land can be placed there without planting, and I have been idle for several years!…
Uncle, this, you, cousin put down the newspaper and wiped the sweat beads on his forehead: Uncle, just say a few less words, let’s discuss it!
Haha, my uncle didn't mean to stop there, but instead spit out a wisp of smoke rings and continued to chant: The mayor studied the central documents every day and maintained a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee at all times. His ideological awareness is many times higher than that of us grass-roots people. I don't know if the mayor studied this document. Haha...
My uncle glanced at my cousin: Lord, I haven't finished reading it. What did the newspaper say in: Oh, in recent years, all over the country have been doing big things, and what a fucking economic development zone is really blooming for a while. For a time, you may be so busy that you may not be behind. In our town, there is very little arable land, but your leader is like a big city. He is very similar to that of course, and he has encircled the best piece of arable land in our town and built a so-called economic development zone...
My uncle threw away the cigarette butt, glanced at me stubbornly, and then imitated the big cousin's appearance, and spoke and gestured very funnyly: Ah, Xiaolizi, you didn't see the scene at that time, ha, the mayor took charge of himself, mobilized many people to bring trucks of slag, and leveled the good farmland. Finally, use a roller to press, press, press, press, press
While looking at me, my uncle spread his dirty hands and gritted his teeth and pressed on the sofa: Big nephew, just like this, press, press, press, press, hehe, three pressures and two pressures, this economic development zone started to tinker with great fanfare. On the day of the completion ceremony, your cousin was so arrogant!... As he was speaking, my uncle pulled the newspaper scroll and learned the tone of my cousin's speech: ××× Town Economic Development Zone, the completion ceremony, now begins, the first item of the conference is held, and the salute is set off!...
Hi, my cousin dissuaded bitterly: Okay, yes, uncle, don’t behave like a living treasure! Don’t ruin your nephew!
Haha, my uncle put down the newspaper and stared at my cousin fiercely and said: Lord Town, this economic development zone is busy, but, my Lord Town, you are investing? Foreign businessmen?
The factory? Where is it? Hehe, no, right? Several years have passed, but investment has not been seen at all; foreign businessmen have not even seen a shadow; the factory has not moved a brick, haha, you have not made any contribution to all of this, right?
This, this, my cousin agreed in despair: Uncle, aren’t we working hard? I have sent several working groups to divide into four groups and travel around the country. I am going through a stage of attracting investment. I have put my work in the town, cooking, and preparing to go out to the country to investigate the situation abroad! I...
Hehe, you can do it, what a fucking investigation, according to me, you are using the name of investigation to travel abroad with public funds!
My uncle grabbed the newspaper and muttered seriously: Ah, such a good farmland has been idle for several years. It’s such a pity. Over the past year, I have to earn less food, um...
My uncle cleared his throat and said to me in a not-very official accent: My nephew, in response to this kind of unfair local reality, blindly developing and occupying arable land, the state urgently issued a document, silly, this is not black and white: The land idle due to random development must be reclaimed and returned to the fields as soon as possible, otherwise it will be seriously investigated and dealt with... Oh!
As I was reciting, I saw that my cousin stopped talking, my uncle put down the newspaper and asked in pursuit: What's wrong, Lord Town, why are you silent? Why are you mute? Say, speak, Lord Town, take out the style you spoke at the completion ceremony? Hehe...
Humph, uncle, after my uncle kept asking, my cousin muttered angrily: You, you, you are here to take the opportunity to blackmail me again, right? Humph!
When my uncle heard this, he smiled happily: Hehe, hehe, what, blackmail, mayor, why did I blackmail you? I asked you to see the documents issued by the central government, and you said I blackmail you, why are you so crooked!
Humph, my cousin rolled up the newspaper: Uncle, I have read and studied the documents from the central government. I have waited for the documents you see in the newspaper, it will be three years later.
Haha, my uncle responded: Since you have read it and learned it a long time ago, why not implement it? Why is the land in the development zone still idle? You are simply dereliction of duty!
Is this? My cousin hung his head, like a prisoner on trial: Uncle, of course, this problem must be solved as soon as possible!
But, are you going to solve it? My uncle spread his hands and looked like a judge
The cousin suddenly raised his head, stared at his uncle with anger, and shouted angrily: Humph, this is the affairs of the town government, what does it have to do with you? Is this necessary for you to worry about this?
Alas, mayor, my uncle replied unyieldingly: You said that, why don’t you have any relationship with me? Well, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. I am a citizen of the People’s Republic of China, so of course I have to share my worries for the country.
Oh, you can do it, don't follow me this way. My cousin continued to stare at my uncle with anger
My uncle saw it and continued to mutter indifferently: Mayor, you said you need to solve it, but when will it be solved? In which year and month will it be solved! Such a good farmland will be idle for ten or eight years. Our country has a large population and a small land. This is our national condition. I am deeply worried about the future of the country. If this farmland is always idle, how much food will be collected in a year.
I thought about it for a long time. The town government has financial difficulties. I understand the difficulties of the government. I want to pick out the slag basket by basket, but then I calculated that I just didn’t do anything, I picked up so much slag all day long, and I couldn’t finish it in my life. I didn’t have much. I could pick up slag for a lifetime, and I could make contributions to the country! But it’s a pity that this land is deserted! So, I thought of buying a bulldozer with a loan, so that I can hurry up!
Hehe, the people in the room all burst into laughter. Seeing that my cousin was silent again, my uncle became more excited: Haha, Lord, if the town’s finances are indeed in trouble, I will not be difficult for you. Tomorrow, I will go to the county to truthfully reflect this situation and see what the spirit of the superior leader is!
Oh, when I heard my uncle's words, my cousin seemed to be stabbed by a steel needle, and jumped up from the sofa: Oh, uncle, don't cause trouble for me! Uncle, our ancestors have lived in this town for generations. If we come from my uncle, we will more or less get some relatives! Uncle, don't catch any handle, and we will be stubborn.
Humph, my uncle said calmly: Lord, I haven't bothered you, don't talk to me about any relatives. We are poor, you can't afford to be with your mayor! I'm doing my job impartially and truthfully report the situation to my superiors! After that, my uncle pulled over his cane, stood up with difficulty, and turned around and wanted to leave.
The cousin grabbed my uncle's torn sleeves and said angrily: Uncle, let's get over it, you can get over it, don't keep it in a silence, I know more about your little jiujiu than anyone else. Today, we talk less about it, just tell the truth, if you offer a price, how much does it cost to block your mouth?
Haha, uncle stopped: Lord Town, since you have made it clear, then I am not polite. You know, I am never greedy, just give me some money to drink! Lord Town, please reward me with your conscience! As he said that, uncle stretched out his dry dirty hands: Please, please reward me with the mayor, how much money to drink with the poor?
Wow, the cousin stuffed a stack of banknotes into my uncle's palm in anger. The uncle gently twisted it with his fingers, his face darkened, and threw it on the floor: I said, "Master, are you coaxing the child? Are you giving the beggar? Are you?
Then, my cousin suppressed his anger and his teeth quaked: Then, what do you want?
Five thousand!
What? My cousin almost jumped to the ceiling, and a qualitative change in his title to my uncle: You are so embarrassed to open your mouth!
That's right! My uncle is like a veteran hawker in a free market: What's the point, that's the price
What’s the matter? It’s too much. My cousin’s mouth trembled slightly: You want so much money and don’t have a receipt, so the accounting cannot be accounted for!
Hehe, my uncle smiled indifferently: Can’t you make a accounting account? It’s such an international joke. If you spend 5,000 yuan, you can’t make a accounting account? Then, you can make a payment with public funds, eat, drink, bet, and travel, right?
Xiaoli, my uncle and my cousin were bargaining funnyly. Sanzi suddenly pushed the door open and shouted at me in anger: Xiaoli, it’s not good, something happened to Tiedan!
What? When I heard the words of San Pants, my heart trembled suddenly. I remembered the journey to Inner Mongolia that had been going through hardships not long ago. An ominous sign suddenly surged into my heart: What, Tiedan, something happened!