If we look at the third uncle and the hospital nurse with today's philosophy and perspective, it was the unfair incident between my new third aunt who was honored to be my third aunt. This matter between them was nothing. The third party intervened, fell in love triangle, and extramarital affair. But at that time, it really made a small town full of storms. Passers-by knew it until it was a mess, turning upside down and out of control. Alas, what can I do? Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles!
From Uncle San’s thing, I was very surprised to find that the people in the town seemed extremely keen on things like this that were not considered anything at all!
After the strong wind, it will inevitably be a sudden rain. The two families are like a big earthquake that happened not long after. The terrible atmosphere, the horrible scene of the chaotic, the children crying, and the adults screaming. It seems that the end of the world has come to the harsh baptism of this unprecedented violent storm. The two families fall apart like a big explosion, and then regroup again.
The nurses and the third uncle in the hospital were well-known, justified and righteous, and then the storm in the city disappeared. Gradually, as time passed, the people in the town stored these unforgettable memories forever in their minds with huge space but lack of information.
The third uncle who regrouped the family had nothing but my new third aunt; similarly, my new third aunt was penniless except my third uncle, and the man and woman who were mahjong plaques, the passionate feeling of dry fire continued to burn their love, love, and nature, together like paint and glue. To use the old third aunt's abuse, that is: the crotch, it's glued together!
Unless the third uncle stayed in the house, he had to temporarily live in his second aunt's house. In order to be able to stay with Xinsan Aunt all day and enjoy the joy of fish and water, the third uncle no longer wanted to travel around and speculate. He took advantage of what his uncle can do now. In addition to hugging Xinsan Aunt and flirting, laughing, and fighting in front of me, he also wandered around the town and made friends all over the world. Every night, the third uncle must be drunk, and then hum, he touched home with a deep foot, a shallow foot, and a swaying from home.
Drinking like this bear again. Aunt Xin San pretended to be angry and opened the door with a smile. Uncle San stumbled into the house. Soon, he began to perform another legal procedure. He squatted on the floor, snuggled his fingers on his throat, and vomited in pain.
Why didn't you die? While clearing away the stinky vomit, Aunt Xin San pretended to be gritting her teeth and cursed, and then she helped Uncle San, who was like a rotten pig, to the earthen kang with affection.
Water, give me some water!
I'll give you a scoop of cold water soon and drink it!
Ah, Uncle San took the water scoop, slurped, drank it all, and then poured it on the earthen kang again, and said in a mess, humming the Peking Opera music card that was leaving the tune
However, if I put my third uncle into the pure drunken book, it would be a big mistake. Drinking is just one of the many means used by Uncle San to achieve a certain purpose when he was in the society.
In the life of San Uncle San's life, in order to achieve the established goal, he will use any means that can be thought of. No matter how vicious or despised this method is, as long as it can achieve the goal, the truth that San Uncle San respects the most is: No one is not a husband without poison.
My New Aunt is an absolute mahjong fan. If he wants to survive, he must eat to maintain his life. In addition to eating, playing mahjong is also an element of life. Sometimes, the importance of mahjong is even more important than eating. In addition to eating and playing mahjong, my New Aunt does not know what other meaningful things are worthy of interest in this world.
If my aunt cannot touch the mahjong in three or four days, my new third aunt will get sick. She looks slightly frown, either yelling and dizzy, or being quarrel-like. Once she touches the mahjong plaque, all the diseases will disappear. There is no need to take injections and take medicine every day after dinner, my new third aunt cleans up the dishes as quickly as possible, and then put the heavy mahjong bag under her armpits, walks around, and invites gambling friends to play mahjong everywhere. Seeing this, the second aunt, who is cleaning the room, gave my new third aunt a very appropriate nickname: Director!
Director, the director of the mahjong game is also my new aunt, not only is she hungry and obsessed with mahjong cards, but she dares to participate in the game or the bets she gambles. Once she sits at the card table, no matter how much money she loses, her face will not change color and her heart will not be beaten.
Third sister-in-law, looking at my new third aunt who lost completely again, second sister asked with heartache: You lost so much money in one night, don’t you feel heartache?
Humph, my Xinsan Aunt replied casually: What are you afraid of? I will win back next time! Fangzi, the miserable defeated Xinsan Aunt stretched out her white fat hand to the second Aunt with confidence. If you still have any money, I will borrow some from my sister-in-law. Tonight, I will go through the book!
However, what makes me extremely regretful is that my new third aunt lost nine times of mahjong, and she often lost miserably. You may ask: Her card skills are too bad, no, my new third aunt played mahjong very well. This is unanimously recognized by all gambling friends. Since her card skills are so superb, why do you always lose miserably?
After careful observation, I came to the conclusion: My new aunt is very ambitious and too greedy. She is unwilling to reconcile the small cards, but is keen on becoming a big card. When the big cards she has worked hard to finally listen, she has already promoted the cards and called to reconcile, and she only paid for the gambling payment. It is said that this is a common problem for mahjong masters. Only those who have reached a certain level of mahjong will suffer from this disease.
Sometimes, my new aunt finally became a big brand, and I saw her dancing like a child, and I was so excited that she was dancing with me, and I was so happy!
My new third aunt spread the mahjong plaques neatly, staring with round eyes, staring at them in a daze, and staring for a long time, as if she was enjoying a wonderful work of art. The author of this work is her, my new third aunt! How proud! Can this not be pleasing to the eye? If you can play this kind of card every day, you will have no worries and forget all the major illnesses and minor pains! Maybe this is the greatest pleasure that the mahjong plaque brings to me!
My new third aunt is not only very skilled in card skills, but also has a very admirable gambling style. She has no money in her hand. She doesn’t care about asking for loan from her second aunt, but she never owes any gambling money on the card table.
There is one thing that I will never forget for my life. It was a dark night. I was awakened by a noise. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the plainclothes of the Public Security Bureau were standing all over the house. No need to ask, my new aunt made a bet again. At this time, the plainclothes were confiscating the money of the gamblers one by one. A plainclothes took out a stack of thick banknotes from a gambler's pocket without any hesitation. The gambler immediately sifted all over and begged pitifully: Government, I don't use this money to gamble, this is the capital to buy pigs.
Humph, plainclothes yelled coldly: Stop talking nonsense, you have made a bet, and any money you searched for from you, no matter what you do, will be confiscated!
What, plainclothes was about to stuff the thick banknotes into their pockets. My Xinsan Aunt took advantage of the situation and snatched it over. Plainclothes looked at my Xinsan Aunt in surprise, What do you want to do?
This money is not a gambling money, why should you confiscate it?
However, plainclothes were a little polite in front of my new aunt, and they were a little polite. A good man wouldn't fight with a woman? This was found from him. He played cards and was involved in gambling. Therefore, the money he found had to be confiscated!
However, my new aunt insisted with sarcasm: I asked you, is this money on the card table?
After arguing, the plainclothes police finally compromised and reluctantly returned the thick stack of banknotes to the pork dealer. The pork dealer took the banknotes and was so grateful to my Xinsan Aunt. He almost pounced. He knelt in front of Xinsan Aunt and kowtowed a few big noises.
Afterwards, the pork dealer who was grateful for his gratitude took out a few bills and sincerely put them in front of Xinsan Aunt to express his gratitude. My Xinsan Aunt frowned and patted it aside. You slap me away and slapped it away. I sniffed this. I was so angry that I argued with the police. I am just a fucking meddling in other people's business!
Drinking all day long and playing mahjong all night, the life of the third uncle and the new third aunt soon fell into a dilemma. Not only was it stretched, but it was also in debt. At the same time, my second uncle, who was originally working in a commune food factory, was suddenly fired for no reason and returned home dejectedly.
Ergu was dissatisfied and found the commune secretary to ask what happened. In the evening, Ergu returned home in disheartened manner. Everyone gathered around and asked about the results. Ergu muttered bitterly: The secretary said that there were people below that I had no indicators and gave birth to Tiedan, which was a violation of the family planning policy. Tiedan's father was fired to punish us for not complying with the family planning policy!
Fuck, Uncle San swears viciously: This must be a good thing for that stinky pussy!
Yes, Aunt Xin San said to her second aunt guiltily: I blame me, I will stay at your house, your third sister-in-law is taking revenge on her public!
In order to maintain the livelihood of the two people, the third uncle, who was as strong as a brown bear, resolutely picked up the pig-killing knife and cooperated with his second uncle who lost his job without understanding. In the dense forest of towering trees by the pond, in the unlawful, but it will never be dispersed and cannot be destroyed, we will start to practice stalls in the free market that is not legal, but can never be destroyed.
Every morning, my third uncle and second uncle will ruthlessly bear a big fat pig with innocent but meaningless life. Then, they each carried pork and went to the market to fight with confidence. Second aunt and my new third aunt carried heavy pig heads, pig hands, pig internal organs, etc. collected from the free market, to catch the first commuter train and trade in the steel factory.
Xiaolizi, Tiedan! Every day before leaving, my second aunt would be concerned about it, and she would tell you to have fun, don’t move the things in the house, don’t play with matches!
Second Aunt, Third Aunt, In the darkness, I quietly put on my clothes and begged Xinsan Aunt: I want to go too, Third Aunt, take me there!
Xiaolizi, while rinsing the bloody pig's internal organs with bone-burning cold water, Aunt San muttered: The weather is too cold, why are you doing? Wait at home. Aunt San sold the pig and went into the water and bought you delicious food!
No, I must go!
I followed Er Aunt and Xin San, stubbornly, and walked to the train station with cold stars and thick snow, and boarded the air-conditioned commuting train. Er Aunt and Xin San threw their dirty pockets to the side, and I sat side by side with Xin San, and Xin San, and I
In the cold, my aunt was trembling constantly, and my two frozen hands were rubbing repeatedly. I saw it in my eyes and thought to myself: My dear aunt Xin San, why are you? You don’t do a comfortable job in the hospital, but you have to face the wind and snow, carrying the dirty pig internal organs, wandering around the steel factory.
Ah, Aunt Xinsan put his palm to his mouth and whispered, trying to get a trace of pitiful warmth: Xiaolizi, is it cold? Aunt Xinsan grabbed my palm with both hands and greeted with concern: It's cold!
No, I trembled and replied: Aunt San, I'm not cold!
Xiao Lizi, Aunt San held my hand tightly, looked at the frost on the car window, looked at the silent second aunt opposite, and said confidently like the second aunt of the past: Xiao Lizi, don’t look at Aunt San now, but Aunt San has the strength, Aunt San will work hard and make money. In the future, she will build a big house like your second aunt!
Hehe, in the unprecedented cold, I flattered and flattered: Aunt San, I hope Aunt San can build a stairs in the future!
Don't worry! Aunt Xinsan proudly used her frozen red fingertips to scratch the frost and snow on the car window, and the train was speeding rapidly. A two-story building flashed like a meteor. Aunt Xinsan's eyes lit up, pointing to the building that had been thrown behind the butt by the train and said: Xiaoli, in the future, Aunt San will also build such a building. You will come to live there at that time!
OK, I will definitely live there at that time! I held the cold palm of Aunt Xinsan tightly and looked at Aunt Xinsan's proud manner, as if the beautiful small building had been completed!
At noon, after selling pig internal organs, my second aunt hurried back home to cook fire, while my new third aunt was exhausted and returned to the free market with a fishy smell. Uncle San handed the machete to his new third aunt, and he rode his bicycle with his second uncle to search for pig sources in the countryside dozens of miles away.
Buy meat, buy meat!
Aunt Xin San stood in front of the meat case, and was very experienced in the machete. Naturally, generously and very decently, he was selling: Buy meat, buy meat!
I stood happily beside Aunt Xin San, imitating the tone of Uncle San, and shouted carelessly: Buy meat, buy some meat, the new fat pig with five fingers fat in the morning, come and see, it's still hot, if you don't buy it, it's gone, but that's right!
This kid, Aunt Xinsan looked at me with a smile, and was very skillful in cutting bright red pork. Some customers wanted to weigh one pound. Aunt Xinsan put the cut pieces into the weighing plate. One pound was tall and not bad at all!
Hehe, I couldn't help but raise my big finger at Aunt Xinsan: Aunt San, you're really good at it, you're so accurate! I took Aunt Xinsan's machete and let me give it a try too!
Oh, seeing my clumsy look, Aunt Xin San muttered and patiently
I taught me step by step, no, Xiaolizi, I can't cut this way... Yes, it should be like this!
From Uncle San’s thing, I was very surprised to find that the people in the town seemed extremely keen on things like this that were not considered anything at all!
After the strong wind, it will inevitably be a sudden rain. The two families are like a big earthquake that happened not long after. The terrible atmosphere, the horrible scene of the chaotic, the children crying, and the adults screaming. It seems that the end of the world has come to the harsh baptism of this unprecedented violent storm. The two families fall apart like a big explosion, and then regroup again.
The nurses and the third uncle in the hospital were well-known, justified and righteous, and then the storm in the city disappeared. Gradually, as time passed, the people in the town stored these unforgettable memories forever in their minds with huge space but lack of information.
The third uncle who regrouped the family had nothing but my new third aunt; similarly, my new third aunt was penniless except my third uncle, and the man and woman who were mahjong plaques, the passionate feeling of dry fire continued to burn their love, love, and nature, together like paint and glue. To use the old third aunt's abuse, that is: the crotch, it's glued together!
Unless the third uncle stayed in the house, he had to temporarily live in his second aunt's house. In order to be able to stay with Xinsan Aunt all day and enjoy the joy of fish and water, the third uncle no longer wanted to travel around and speculate. He took advantage of what his uncle can do now. In addition to hugging Xinsan Aunt and flirting, laughing, and fighting in front of me, he also wandered around the town and made friends all over the world. Every night, the third uncle must be drunk, and then hum, he touched home with a deep foot, a shallow foot, and a swaying from home.
Drinking like this bear again. Aunt Xin San pretended to be angry and opened the door with a smile. Uncle San stumbled into the house. Soon, he began to perform another legal procedure. He squatted on the floor, snuggled his fingers on his throat, and vomited in pain.
Why didn't you die? While clearing away the stinky vomit, Aunt Xin San pretended to be gritting her teeth and cursed, and then she helped Uncle San, who was like a rotten pig, to the earthen kang with affection.
Water, give me some water!
I'll give you a scoop of cold water soon and drink it!
Ah, Uncle San took the water scoop, slurped, drank it all, and then poured it on the earthen kang again, and said in a mess, humming the Peking Opera music card that was leaving the tune
However, if I put my third uncle into the pure drunken book, it would be a big mistake. Drinking is just one of the many means used by Uncle San to achieve a certain purpose when he was in the society.
In the life of San Uncle San's life, in order to achieve the established goal, he will use any means that can be thought of. No matter how vicious or despised this method is, as long as it can achieve the goal, the truth that San Uncle San respects the most is: No one is not a husband without poison.
My New Aunt is an absolute mahjong fan. If he wants to survive, he must eat to maintain his life. In addition to eating, playing mahjong is also an element of life. Sometimes, the importance of mahjong is even more important than eating. In addition to eating and playing mahjong, my New Aunt does not know what other meaningful things are worthy of interest in this world.
If my aunt cannot touch the mahjong in three or four days, my new third aunt will get sick. She looks slightly frown, either yelling and dizzy, or being quarrel-like. Once she touches the mahjong plaque, all the diseases will disappear. There is no need to take injections and take medicine every day after dinner, my new third aunt cleans up the dishes as quickly as possible, and then put the heavy mahjong bag under her armpits, walks around, and invites gambling friends to play mahjong everywhere. Seeing this, the second aunt, who is cleaning the room, gave my new third aunt a very appropriate nickname: Director!
Director, the director of the mahjong game is also my new aunt, not only is she hungry and obsessed with mahjong cards, but she dares to participate in the game or the bets she gambles. Once she sits at the card table, no matter how much money she loses, her face will not change color and her heart will not be beaten.
Third sister-in-law, looking at my new third aunt who lost completely again, second sister asked with heartache: You lost so much money in one night, don’t you feel heartache?
Humph, my Xinsan Aunt replied casually: What are you afraid of? I will win back next time! Fangzi, the miserable defeated Xinsan Aunt stretched out her white fat hand to the second Aunt with confidence. If you still have any money, I will borrow some from my sister-in-law. Tonight, I will go through the book!
However, what makes me extremely regretful is that my new third aunt lost nine times of mahjong, and she often lost miserably. You may ask: Her card skills are too bad, no, my new third aunt played mahjong very well. This is unanimously recognized by all gambling friends. Since her card skills are so superb, why do you always lose miserably?
After careful observation, I came to the conclusion: My new aunt is very ambitious and too greedy. She is unwilling to reconcile the small cards, but is keen on becoming a big card. When the big cards she has worked hard to finally listen, she has already promoted the cards and called to reconcile, and she only paid for the gambling payment. It is said that this is a common problem for mahjong masters. Only those who have reached a certain level of mahjong will suffer from this disease.
Sometimes, my new aunt finally became a big brand, and I saw her dancing like a child, and I was so excited that she was dancing with me, and I was so happy!
My new third aunt spread the mahjong plaques neatly, staring with round eyes, staring at them in a daze, and staring for a long time, as if she was enjoying a wonderful work of art. The author of this work is her, my new third aunt! How proud! Can this not be pleasing to the eye? If you can play this kind of card every day, you will have no worries and forget all the major illnesses and minor pains! Maybe this is the greatest pleasure that the mahjong plaque brings to me!
My new third aunt is not only very skilled in card skills, but also has a very admirable gambling style. She has no money in her hand. She doesn’t care about asking for loan from her second aunt, but she never owes any gambling money on the card table.
There is one thing that I will never forget for my life. It was a dark night. I was awakened by a noise. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the plainclothes of the Public Security Bureau were standing all over the house. No need to ask, my new aunt made a bet again. At this time, the plainclothes were confiscating the money of the gamblers one by one. A plainclothes took out a stack of thick banknotes from a gambler's pocket without any hesitation. The gambler immediately sifted all over and begged pitifully: Government, I don't use this money to gamble, this is the capital to buy pigs.
Humph, plainclothes yelled coldly: Stop talking nonsense, you have made a bet, and any money you searched for from you, no matter what you do, will be confiscated!
What, plainclothes was about to stuff the thick banknotes into their pockets. My Xinsan Aunt took advantage of the situation and snatched it over. Plainclothes looked at my Xinsan Aunt in surprise, What do you want to do?
This money is not a gambling money, why should you confiscate it?
However, plainclothes were a little polite in front of my new aunt, and they were a little polite. A good man wouldn't fight with a woman? This was found from him. He played cards and was involved in gambling. Therefore, the money he found had to be confiscated!
However, my new aunt insisted with sarcasm: I asked you, is this money on the card table?
After arguing, the plainclothes police finally compromised and reluctantly returned the thick stack of banknotes to the pork dealer. The pork dealer took the banknotes and was so grateful to my Xinsan Aunt. He almost pounced. He knelt in front of Xinsan Aunt and kowtowed a few big noises.
Afterwards, the pork dealer who was grateful for his gratitude took out a few bills and sincerely put them in front of Xinsan Aunt to express his gratitude. My Xinsan Aunt frowned and patted it aside. You slap me away and slapped it away. I sniffed this. I was so angry that I argued with the police. I am just a fucking meddling in other people's business!
Drinking all day long and playing mahjong all night, the life of the third uncle and the new third aunt soon fell into a dilemma. Not only was it stretched, but it was also in debt. At the same time, my second uncle, who was originally working in a commune food factory, was suddenly fired for no reason and returned home dejectedly.
Ergu was dissatisfied and found the commune secretary to ask what happened. In the evening, Ergu returned home in disheartened manner. Everyone gathered around and asked about the results. Ergu muttered bitterly: The secretary said that there were people below that I had no indicators and gave birth to Tiedan, which was a violation of the family planning policy. Tiedan's father was fired to punish us for not complying with the family planning policy!
Fuck, Uncle San swears viciously: This must be a good thing for that stinky pussy!
Yes, Aunt Xin San said to her second aunt guiltily: I blame me, I will stay at your house, your third sister-in-law is taking revenge on her public!
In order to maintain the livelihood of the two people, the third uncle, who was as strong as a brown bear, resolutely picked up the pig-killing knife and cooperated with his second uncle who lost his job without understanding. In the dense forest of towering trees by the pond, in the unlawful, but it will never be dispersed and cannot be destroyed, we will start to practice stalls in the free market that is not legal, but can never be destroyed.
Every morning, my third uncle and second uncle will ruthlessly bear a big fat pig with innocent but meaningless life. Then, they each carried pork and went to the market to fight with confidence. Second aunt and my new third aunt carried heavy pig heads, pig hands, pig internal organs, etc. collected from the free market, to catch the first commuter train and trade in the steel factory.
Xiaolizi, Tiedan! Every day before leaving, my second aunt would be concerned about it, and she would tell you to have fun, don’t move the things in the house, don’t play with matches!
Second Aunt, Third Aunt, In the darkness, I quietly put on my clothes and begged Xinsan Aunt: I want to go too, Third Aunt, take me there!
Xiaolizi, while rinsing the bloody pig's internal organs with bone-burning cold water, Aunt San muttered: The weather is too cold, why are you doing? Wait at home. Aunt San sold the pig and went into the water and bought you delicious food!
No, I must go!
I followed Er Aunt and Xin San, stubbornly, and walked to the train station with cold stars and thick snow, and boarded the air-conditioned commuting train. Er Aunt and Xin San threw their dirty pockets to the side, and I sat side by side with Xin San, and Xin San, and I
In the cold, my aunt was trembling constantly, and my two frozen hands were rubbing repeatedly. I saw it in my eyes and thought to myself: My dear aunt Xin San, why are you? You don’t do a comfortable job in the hospital, but you have to face the wind and snow, carrying the dirty pig internal organs, wandering around the steel factory.
Ah, Aunt Xinsan put his palm to his mouth and whispered, trying to get a trace of pitiful warmth: Xiaolizi, is it cold? Aunt Xinsan grabbed my palm with both hands and greeted with concern: It's cold!
No, I trembled and replied: Aunt San, I'm not cold!
Xiao Lizi, Aunt San held my hand tightly, looked at the frost on the car window, looked at the silent second aunt opposite, and said confidently like the second aunt of the past: Xiao Lizi, don’t look at Aunt San now, but Aunt San has the strength, Aunt San will work hard and make money. In the future, she will build a big house like your second aunt!
Hehe, in the unprecedented cold, I flattered and flattered: Aunt San, I hope Aunt San can build a stairs in the future!
Don't worry! Aunt Xinsan proudly used her frozen red fingertips to scratch the frost and snow on the car window, and the train was speeding rapidly. A two-story building flashed like a meteor. Aunt Xinsan's eyes lit up, pointing to the building that had been thrown behind the butt by the train and said: Xiaoli, in the future, Aunt San will also build such a building. You will come to live there at that time!
OK, I will definitely live there at that time! I held the cold palm of Aunt Xinsan tightly and looked at Aunt Xinsan's proud manner, as if the beautiful small building had been completed!
At noon, after selling pig internal organs, my second aunt hurried back home to cook fire, while my new third aunt was exhausted and returned to the free market with a fishy smell. Uncle San handed the machete to his new third aunt, and he rode his bicycle with his second uncle to search for pig sources in the countryside dozens of miles away.
Buy meat, buy meat!
Aunt Xin San stood in front of the meat case, and was very experienced in the machete. Naturally, generously and very decently, he was selling: Buy meat, buy meat!
I stood happily beside Aunt Xin San, imitating the tone of Uncle San, and shouted carelessly: Buy meat, buy some meat, the new fat pig with five fingers fat in the morning, come and see, it's still hot, if you don't buy it, it's gone, but that's right!
This kid, Aunt Xinsan looked at me with a smile, and was very skillful in cutting bright red pork. Some customers wanted to weigh one pound. Aunt Xinsan put the cut pieces into the weighing plate. One pound was tall and not bad at all!
Hehe, I couldn't help but raise my big finger at Aunt Xinsan: Aunt San, you're really good at it, you're so accurate! I took Aunt Xinsan's machete and let me give it a try too!
Oh, seeing my clumsy look, Aunt Xin San muttered and patiently
I taught me step by step, no, Xiaolizi, I can't cut this way... Yes, it should be like this!