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Chapter 17

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Hi, this old man is so soft and teasing about his children! A woman wiped my tears and pointed at the old man and said to me: Li, don’t you know him? He is your eighth master, your grandfather’s brother!

Come, eldest grandson, Eighth Master pushed the small wine cup filled with white wine to me: Come, eldest grandson, have a drink!

Oh, everyone started yelling: This old man is so soft and old, he is still not serious. How old is he a child? Just drink him. If you practice wine, what day will it take to drink it!

Hehe, Master Eighth said disapprovingly: Hehe, when I first drank, I was not as big as him. Our old Zhang family is like this. We have to practice alcohol since we were young. This is a joke. Come on, grandson, don’t bother them, the mother and the two of us drink, and the old Zhang family can take the seeds of the household registration book. How can we not drink? If we can’t drink, it’s not the seeds of the old Zhang family!

I wiped my eyes, slowly lowered my head, and sniffed the white wine in the wine cup carefully. Ah, from the choking breath, I inexplicably tasted a seductive mellow fragrance. I immediately picked up the wine cup excitedly, and under the enthusiasm of the Eighth Master, he raised his neck and purred it, and poured it into his tender throat tube.

Wow, my God, it's so spicy. When the burning liquor flows through the esophagus, it creates an unbearable burning sensation. My body trembles involuntarily, and several bitter tears gushed out of my eyes. Seeing this, Eighth Master smiled and raised his big finger at me. Good! Eighth Master shook the fat big finger at me with satisfaction: Good, it's the seed of Old Zhang's family. Come on, let's do it again, hehe

Quick, a woman picks up a piece of sausage, quick, quick, eat some food, press it

Second Aunt As the eighth master tinkered, I took the wine cup openly and looked at the choking strong white wine. I called affectionately: Second Aunt then purred and raised her neck. I poured another strong white wine into my throat with great pain. Suddenly, an unbearable hotness came from the burning, which made me unconsciously roll out the teardrops again.

Second Aunt, Second Aunt, After drinking the second cup of soybean wine, I suddenly became dizzy and kept muttering: Second Aunt, Second Aunt...

Oh, this kid is drinking too much

Lao Ruan Da is really insignificant and gets the child drunk!

Second aunt, second aunt, I don’t know which woman I snuggle in, and I shouted with my hands and feet: Second aunt, second aunt, second aunt, second aunt, no

It's over, it's over, this kid is drunk!

Hehe, Master Eighth smiled at me, I gradually felt a little unsteady, looked up at Master Eighth, Hehe, Master Eighth in front of me turned into four eyes, two mouths, I was about to say something, but suddenly, my body softened, and with a buzz, I fell down to the side

Wow, he is really drunk! Hurry, hurry, hold him up, don't fall

Second aunt, second aunt... When I opened my red eyes again, I found myself standing firmly on the hot earthen kang of my grandma's house. Because my body had not been turned for a long time, my back, which was close to the reed mat, was burning and sore, my head was still drowsy, my ears were buzzing, and I turned my limp body with difficulty.

Second Aunt, Second Aunt, I reached out and touched something. I grabbed it in front of me and saw that it was the sole of the cloth shoes that Second Aunt had not finished taking, and it felt affectionate. I trembled and held the sole of the cloth shoes, and burst into tears. Second Aunt, Second Aunt...

My eldest nephew, my aunt quietly approached me, you woke up, I was so scared that I thought you wouldn't be drunk!

Humph, I threw the sole of the cloth shoes hard, and grandma happened to walk into the room. The sole of the cloth shoes banged and hit grandma. Grandma picked up the sole of the cloth shoes. This kid, he has not yet sobered up, and is drunk again.

Second Aunt, I grabbed the iron awl used by Second Aunt and threw it to the ground. Grandma sat next to me with a smile. Oh, why is it so hot on her body? This old man is so soft and doesn't do good things. Look at it, I have to get my eldest grandson in it. When I see him, I have to damage him well. What kind of grandpa is this?

Second aunt, I continued to shout hysterically, and grandma tried her best to hold me down. Juzi, hurry up, buy a few popsicles and give Xiaolizi a fire!

The seriously ill grandfather climbed to me with difficulty, pulled a wet towel, covered my burning forehead, applied it and applied it to him, and it would be better!

Ha, the familiar and silly voice of the Eighth Master came outside the room, and then it flashed into his short and fat body. I followed the sound. Eighth Master sat down on the edge of the kang with a cloth pocket and smiled. Grandson, sobered up, Eighth Master is here!

Fight away, grandma frowned and pretended to be angry: Old Ruo Da, and you are like a grandpa, you will be like this!

Hehe, Master Eighth said happily: It's okay, it's okay, and as he said, Master Eighth took out a bottle of white wine, sausages, peanuts and other foods with wine from his cloth pocket. Come, grandson, just have a little more experience!

What, grandma widened her eyes, old soft and big, let him drink it!

Fifth sister-in-law, you don’t understand. After getting drunk, drink less and just go through it. If you don’t go through it well, you will never be able to drink alcohol again. Once you smell the smell of alcohol, you will vomit!

That's better, it's better not to drink it for the rest of your life!

Then, how could it be! The Eighth Master said: If you don’t drink, what’s the point of living? Fifth Sister-in-law, hurry up, put the table!

Alas, grandma sighed and moved the dining table, I really can’t do anything to you!

After saying that, Master Eighth Master picked up the small wine cup, filled it with choking white wine, and then put it in front of me with a slap. At the same time, he had a kind smile on his face. Come, grandson, take a fewer sips and get more enjoyable!

Grandma, I grabbed grandma's big palm and asked: Grandma, why is the eighth master called Lao Ruanda? This name is so ridiculous!

Oh, grandma explained patiently: Your eighth master is very easy-going and has no temper. He is careless with everyone, laughing and soft, so people call him old and soft!

Hehe, when I heard my grandmother’s introduction, the eighth master smiled at me and said: Hehe, grandson, drink, drink, drink, drink more!

In the gaze of the eighth master, I picked up the wine cup and took a sip. Wow, the white wine was in my stomach. At the second aunt's wedding banquet, the extremely painful burning sensation when I first drank, in an instant, disappeared without a trace. What followed was an indescribable and indescribable excitement and joy. The strong aroma of wine lingered in my mouth for a long time. I turned my blood-red tongue and sucked and savored it with interest. At the same time, I reached out to pick up the small wine cup filled with white wine again. I stretched out my hand and held it up again.

My nephew, drink less and don’t lose your life when you see wine! My aunt scolded me seriously in the tone of an elder: Humph, it’s really an old cat sleeping on the kang, and staying for the rest of her generation. The boys of the old Zhang family are all big wine bags!

It's okay, I replied confidently: It's okay, what's this? Just pour it into my stomach and it's over!

Haha... When I heard my words, the eighth master proudly raised his big finger, yes, isn't it just going downhill?

Xiao Lizi, grandpa was sitting at the table wearing a quilt. He pointed at the eighth master who was drinking so hard and introduced to me: Big grandson, your eighth master is my brother!

Grandpa briefly said: "Baotou, your great master, second master, and two brothers, escaped from the gates and finally settled on this large plain by the Liao River, cleared land, got married and had children, settled down, settled and established a family and established a career. However, after your great master married your great breasts, he could not give birth for a long time, so anxious that the great master was eager to wear it.

And your second grandfather, also my father, gave birth to eight sons. I am ranked fifth in your grandfather. Your eldest grandfather had to marry another second wife, your new eldest grandfather, but your new eldest grandfather still has no children and no daughters. It seems that this is not the fault of your two grandfathers. The responsibility is entirely on your grandfather. There is no way. Your eldest grandfather will discuss with your second grandfather. Please adopt it.

Adoption? I interrupted my grandfather: Grandpa, what is adoption?

That's right, grandpa explained: Your eldest grandfather asked your second grandfather for a son to support him and send him off. This is the adoptive brother asking his brother for a son. How can he not give him any more? Besides, my father has eight sons, but my father is reluctant to let him go, so he just takes this opportunity to adopt the eighth son who is not doing his job and is lazy to take advantage of the situation and adopts your eldest grandfather.

Hehe, when he heard grandpa's words, the eighth master laughed: Hehe, I'm disobedient, I don't learn well, my father doesn't like me, so he pushed me to uncle!

Humph, grandma enviously said: Lao Ruonda, this is even better. Adopt it to your uncle. You only enjoy half of the property of Lao Zhang's family, while my father-in-law's seven sons can only share the property of the other half of Lao Ruonda. Your life is so good!

Hehe, Master Ba spread his hands and half of his property, what’s the use? I don’t even have a brick now!

Lao Ba, how can you say you? It's good! Grandpa sighed: Grandson, after your eldest grandfather passed away, no one cares about it, your eighth grandfather has become a spirit, eating, drinking, gambling, doing everything, and harming the house and the land.

Hehe, Master Eighth said proudly: It's good that the disaster will be gone, otherwise, if you are liberated, you will have to be divided. You have to wear a landlord's hat, be criticized and beaten, maybe, you have to be beaten. Hehe, when liberated, I just lost all my houses and land, hehe

Grandson, Grandpa patted Eighth Master on the shoulder. Before liberation, when the Eighth Master first came, your Eighth Master secretly joined the Communist Party and opened a hotel in the city to inform Eighth Master.

Hehe... The Eighth Master smiled and said: Fifth Brother, this is a business that doesn't have a head on the belt. One year, my companion pretended to be the son of a businessman, but the Kuomintang army discovered it. He was stripped off and his head was hung on the city gate for public display. His arms and legs were thrown into the moat. It was so miserable...

Lao Ruonda, grandma said: Now, you are OK, you are a cadre, and your monthly salary will not be tied up!

Hehe, Master Eighth pointed at his fat head and said: Fifth sister-in-law, this is all obtained with his head!

Lao Ruoda, grandma said disdainfully: You, it’s useless to have much money. You can’t grow up in your life. When you get the salary every month, you invite a group of friends to drink big wine. You can’t put down the wine cup until you get drunk. After getting drunk, you will be dizzy and play with people with big money. Oh, Lao Ruoda, you have lost a lot of money.

Hehe, Master Ba spread his hands and acted like he was to draw cards and play cards. Then, hehe, I just like to play mahjong. Thirteen cards were put in front of me, and I couldn't tell how bright it was in my heart, hehe

Oh, Uncle San walked into the house and saw the Eighth Master who was slightly drunk. He said with a smile: Uncle Ba, I like to play, my third nephew plays with you!

Hehe, OK, but, Master Eighth said with some disappointment: How can there be mahjong placards?

Uncle Eight, Uncle Third took out a deck of playing cards. Uncle Eight, if you don’t have mahjong cards, let’s play poker, old dick! Uncle Third shouted to Uncle who was chopping firewood in the yard: Don’t do it now, come, take a break, and play with Uncle Eight for a while!

I felt like urinating, and with a buzz, I jumped under the kang, hurried out of the house, stood in the Fangshan, took out my little cock, Uncle San and Uncle were standing near me, I vaguely heard Uncle San say to Uncle: Old dirt, Uncle Ba is almost drunk again, let's put together and get his money! So Uncle San and Uncle muttered to bite their ears and bite them.

Uncle Eight, Uncle Third and Uncle Old returned to the house and put the playing cards on the table. Uncle Eight, come and have a chance to compete!

Hehe, Master Eighth put down the wine cup and started to draw cards. Uncle San was drawing cards while browsing with Uncle. I sat at the table blankly, eagerly witnessing how the two uncles cheated the eighth master's salary. But what made me laughed at was that after several fights, the two uncles were killed by Master Eighth and lost their armor and became defeated.

Humph, Master Eighth held the colorful banknotes and smiled proudly: Boy, don’t think your uncle is drunk again. You are still a little tender when you play this with your uncle. Hehe, are you convinced? The two uncles lost so much that they walked out of the house in shame. Master Eighth turned to me again, grandson, and then drink, hehe, Master Eighth is the favorite thing he likes most, or drink!

Drink, drink, grandma muttered: Lao Ruonda, Lao Ruonda, you, you kiss your wife when you see wine. When you drink wine, no matter who comes to your house, you have to pull someone to the table. If you don’t get drunk, you will never let them go. Now, when you see a little hairy child, you will be the same, drinking, drinking endlessly!

Hehe, Master Eighth Master happily picked up the wine cup, Big grandson, hehe, come, drink, drink!

In this way, the Eighth Master, who loves alcohol, drank Hu Guan with a divine drink, proudly poured me, a little furry child who was still dry, into another world.