Chapter 109

Hey, what do you mean? Fan Jing stretched out her hand and pointed my forehead with a smile: I decided to give the car to my alma mater. What are you stumble on by the way?

Old classmate, I muttered with other ideas: You can do things, you borrowed flowers to offer Buddha land to your alma mater! You really deserve to be a businessman, and you can make financial accounts no matter what you do!

Oh, isn't this good?

No, Fan Jing, this car was specially given to you as a thank you. If you give it to others, I don’t think it’s good!

So, what should I do? Just let it be so idle?

How could an old classmate be idle? I said tentatively: As the head of the first hospital, you should also have your own car to deserve the title of dean!

Oh... Fan Jing looked at me in a cunning way: But, I can't drive, can I still hire a driver?

Of course, even if you can drive by yourself, you should hire a driver! No boss can drive by himself? Old classmate, this doesn’t cost much

Haha, hire a driver? What kind of driver should I hire? Men or women?

This, as you please, I smiled at Fan Jing knowingly and changed the topic: Old classmate, let’s talk about it, I have to give you a meaningful car!

Oh, it makes sense? What kind of car is worth giving? Fan Jing's eyes were staring at me brightly, as if I was the owner of this hospital, and I had to discuss everything with me. I raised my face and climbed the donkey. In the tone of the owner, I suggested: Hongqi, Fan Jing, if I want to give it, I will give it a domestic brand car. In my opinion, it would be the best for giving it to my red flag car. Hongqi, that is the high-end domestic sedan that Chairman Mao has taken. It is very meaningful to give it to his alma mater!

Haha, OK, Fan Jing agreed readily: Just listen to you, then, I will buy another Red Flag car and give it to my alma mater as a gift for the school anniversary! Keep this car for myself, and in a few days... Fan Jing smiled at me and blinked his eyes mischievously: Please hire a suitable driver for me!

OK, I secretly stuck out my tongue at Fan Jing: OK, I didn’t say anything, I have contacted many drivers, so I will definitely hire you a good one!

While talking, Fan Jing and I walked back to the dean's office. I stood beside the wide desk and grabbed a small display: Oh, Fan Jing, what's this thing? A small TV?

No, no, Fan Jing walked up to me, took the display screen, and said proudly: This is my patent product, 后, Fan Jing held the display screen in one hand and pulled out a hard card with the other: 后, 后, this is the patent certificate I just applied for!

What's the thing? I took the patent certificate and glanced at it in a hurry: Haha, uterine cavity morphology diagram instrument! Old classmate, what is this for?

This, this, Fan Jing heard this, her face turned slightly red, and she grabbed a thin long line behind the host with her white hands. While fiddling in front of me, she hesitated to introduce: This, this, is used to check the uterine cavity of the lesbians and see what shape of birth control ring should be worn! It is only appropriate!

Ha, when I heard this, I immediately covered my mouth and almost laughed out loud: Old classmate, you can really study it. Women wear rings, and they also need to study it. You can think of it!

Hehe, Fan Jing pursed her lips, pulled the thin wire, and continued to explain with a red head and swollen face: 告, this is the host, after connecting the power supply, turn on it... Then, insert it, insert it, insert it, insert it, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe

Fan Jing stopped the explanation, connected the host and the display screen, pressed the switch, and then tapped the shiny display screen with his fingertips: Hehe, after inserting it, you can see the shape of the lesbian's uterine cavity from this, and then according to the specific shape of her uterine cavity, choose a suitable birth control ring, either round or prism... Haha, oh, this is really difficult, what else can I say!

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Fan Jing and I looked at each other. Fan Jinghong swollen his little face, while explaining, covering his little mouth, and laughing constantly, laughing, his little face swelling to his neck. Seeing me staring lewdly, Fan Jing continued to smile while swinging the thin thread and whispering anger at my cheek: Hehe, what's the laughter? This is science, what's so funny? Look at you like, where do you think of it! It's so evil, hehe!

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I still laugh, I make you laugh, I make you laugh!

As I looked at me with great restless eyes, Fan Jing refused to explain anymore. She put down the thin line and twisted my ears with her snow-white palm: I'll make you laugh! I'll make you laugh! Hehehe

Ouch, I struggled pretendingly, and my body obsessed with the fragrant chest of Fan Jing, and my big hand deliberately pinched Fan Jing's small hand. Fan Jing finally let go of my ears, put away her smile, looked at the host on the table, and said to me seriously: Old classmate, didn't you tell me just now, have you lost your job?

Yes, Fan Jing, I am an unemployed vagrant now. If this continues, it won’t take long to become a complete blind wanderer!

Hehe, Fan Jing smiled indifferently and grabbed the small display screen again: Let's do it, I'll find you an errand, you...

When I heard Fan Jing's words, I suddenly became excited and interrupted Fan Jing's words excitedly: What errand? Old classmate, what errand are you going to find for me? I stared at Fan Jing with eager eyes for a long time. How long do I want to say something like this from Fan Jing's little mouth: Old classmate, you, drive me!

Old classmate, Fan Jing finally opened his mouth: You, please help me sell this new instrument!

What? When I heard Fan Jing's words, I almost fell to the ground in despair, and at the same time I was amused and laughed: Old classmate, thank you, thank you for the good errand you found for me!

Wan, Fan Jing continued to make me desperate and stuffed a small notebook into my hand solemnly: This is the instruction manual for the instrument. Take it back, read it carefully, digest it as soon as possible, and then you will take the prototype and go to the family planning departments of counties, townships and towns across the province to sell this instrument to them!

Huohuo, my old classmate, my Queen, you are really good at employing people, you can really make fun of me! Just me, a big man with a beard, carrying a so-called patented hysterectomy instrument, wandering around the province. When he saw the family planning department, he slipped in with shamelessness and saw someone, me, what do you say? For example, if you meet a lesbian like you, I, I will ask: Comrade, buy a hysterectomy instrument! The lesbian asked me: What are your things for? Tell me, old classmate, me, what do you say!

I threw the instruction manual onto the table: Old classmate, if you ask me to do this, you might as well kill me! Even if I starve to death, I won’t do this!

Hahaha, seeing my ridiculous look, Fan Jing bent over: giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, gi

After a long time, Fan Jing finally stopped laughing, slowly raised her body, wiped the salty tears from the corners of her eyes: Hehe, old classmate, don’t be angry, I’m joking with you, how can I let a big man do such a thing? Hehe, Fan Jing took back the instructions and gently held my arm: Old classmate, calm down, go, to express his apology, I treat you, let’s have a drink!

Where to drink? I followed Fan Jing, with a pair of tiny eyes, still staring at her plump buttocks in a daze. The evil thoughts suddenly arise in my heart, and the lust is unbearable. At the same time, I am thinking about the brand new high-end car in the garage in greedy terms: My Queen, this place is remote and remote, and there is no decent restaurant!

Oh, when he walked out of the building, Fan Jing turned around: What do you mean?

No, no, nothing, her Majesty, this place is really remote!

Humph, Fan Jing curled her lips, took out the keychain quickly, took off the car key, and stuffed it into my hand like a reward: It's not interesting, you can pull it down, I don't know the little one in your heart, don't play with me, don't play with wheels, hold it, drive it, and go to the city!

Ah, I got into the car excitedly, and my eyes were admiring everything in the car with my heart. My palms were trembling and touching this, grabbing that, that ecstasy, that pride, and that happiness were no less than meeting a newly-acquainted with an extremely beautiful and coquettish woman. Fan Jing beside me looked at me happily and said sweetly: This is the real errand I arranged for you, old classmate, my dear deskmate, in the future, you can drive me, are you willing? Well, old classmate!

I am so happy that I almost jumped up from the chair when I heard Fan Jing's words. I was so excited that I couldn't help myself. I held the steering wheel's hands and shook: Dear deskmate, I would like to serve Her Majesty the Queen!

Humph, Fan Jing twisted me coquettishly: You are still the same as before, you are just good at acting like you! Fan Jing raised her hands: Comrade Driver, let’s get the way!

Yes, Her Majesty, where are you going?

Changbaishan Hotel!

Fan Jing and I were talking and laughing, and before I knew it, we came to the famous Changbaishan Hotel in the city. The car had just stopped in front of the hotel's door. The attentive security guard ran over in panic and fearfulness, and opened the car door respectfully to hold Fan Jing. My Queen proudly pushed the security guard's arm away: Thank you, I'll do it myself!

The waiter tiptoed behind Fan Jing and came to an elegant and leisurely private room. Fan Jing was very old and ordered dishes at the place. From the waiter's attitude, it can be seen that Fan Jing is an old customer here. When the waiter walked out of the private room, Fan Jing took out his cell phone: Hello, the civil aviation ticket office, please book me two air tickets to Guangzhou!

Oh, I looked at Fan Jing with a smile and joked: Why, my dear Her Majesty, are you going on a business trip, attending the Canton Fair, and promoting your uterine instrument?

Go, go, go, Fan Jing put away his mobile phone and glared at me kindly: Hehe, who should I sell it to? Foreigners don’t do family planning, so there is no need for that thing! As he said that, Fan Jing grabbed the wine glass and filled two glasses of fruit wine: Come, old classmate, old friend, for the friendship of the past! Have a drink!

OK, do it! I raised the wine glass happily, Fan Jing picked up the wine glass, and hit it with a snap: Fuck!

Putting down the wine glass, Fan Jing muttered to herself while smacking her red beaded lips: Hehe, friend, ah, friend!

Well, yes, we are classmates, deskmates and friends! I grabbed the wine bottle and squinted at Fan Jing while pouring wine. After a glass of fruit wine, Fan Jing's face became redder and brighter, and crystal beads dripped on her mouth. When I heard my words, Fan Jing smiled at me mischievously: Friends, friends meet friends and drink a lot of wine!

Ha, old classmate, old deskmate, old friend, you are so interesting! I raised my glass again: Come on, friend, since you meet a friend, you are just drinking a lot of wine! Then, let’s have another glass!

Do it, do it!

Guru, another glass of fruit wine poured into Fan Jing's stomach. In an instant, my extremely holy Queen could not help but feel a little fluttering. She grabbed the microphone beside her and sang loudly: Friend, friend...

OK, OK, sing well! I put down my glass and slapped the face very flatteringly, cheering for my Queen: OK, OK, sing well, sing well!

Friend, Fan Jing turned around and stuffed McCross into her hand: You, let me enjoy it, let me appreciate it!

Her Majesty, which song do you want to hear?

Old classmate, I will never forget the song "Night outside Moscow" you sang at the New Year's Day party in middle school. Old classmate, just sing this song. As soon as I heard this song, I returned to my happy youth!

OK... I stood up and cleared my throat. Accompanied by the melodious and desolate melody, I started singing freely. As I sang, Fan Jing quietly walked to me and hugged my waist with her arms: Old classmate, ah, I am so happy!

Her Majesty, looking at Fan Jing who was already drunk, I shook off my microphone, and put my big mouth sprayed with alcohol on Fan Jing's warm bead lips, gently scraping it up, Fan Jing raised her hot face: Old classmate, do you want to have sex?

Thinking, I replied in a fascination, Fan Jing let go of my waist: OK, let's go!

Hum, as soon as I sat back into the car, Fan Jing, who was completely drunk, leaned her groggy head heavily on my shoulder: Hum, when I see her classmates, I just make a mess of shoes!