When the donkey saw that the person who spoke was the Taoist priest beside him. He was in his forties, with a black and red face, a goatee beard, and a yellow apricot robe.
The old Taoist stood up and said to the donkey: I want to see your axe. I really want to know if it is the legendary Pangu used to create the sky.
The little donkey smiled and stood up, bowed and said: May I ask the Taoist lord?
The old Taoist bowed and said: I am virtuous
Xiaolu wanted to laugh after hearing this, and thought to herself, this is almost the same as Jide's bull's nose. Is it a lot easier to deal with if they are a family?
The little donkey looked at Wang Zhonglin who was sitting on the ground and said: Master Wang, did I show this virtuous master the magic axe, and you will release Miss Qingfeng.
Wang Zhonglin shook his head and said: How easy is it? It's still too early to let it go, and we have a lot of things to say to you.
Youde said to Xiaolu: Zhang Xiaolu, don’t worry about Qingfeng. If you want to cooperate, Qingfeng’s girl will be responsible for me.
The little donkey turned his gaze to him and said: Thank you, Taoist priest first. I don’t know how to cooperate before you can release others?
Youde said: This is simple. If you want to save that girl, first show me the axe. If I confirm that it is the magic axe, you give it to me, and I will ask the king to release the girl.
The little donkey asked tentatively: What if I refuse to show you the axe? Or if I don’t give it to you after seeing it?
Youde smiled very skillfully and said: Then we can cooperate, it depends on whether you agree or not.
The little donkey asked: Taoist priest, what do you mean?
Youde explained: If you refuse to give me an axe and you want to save that girl, then there is a way, I'm afraid you won't want it.
The little donkey said: Taoist priest, come and listen
He said with confidence: Then let’s compete with us. If you lose, you hand over the magic axe to me, and then you leave obediently. If you win, we will give you Qingfeng to you and let you leave safely. What do you think?
Xiaolu lowered her head and thought about it. I was absolutely unwilling to give the axe to others without a word. I was absolutely unwilling to do so. Zhang Xiaolu was a character. How could she hand over the weapons so honestly and let people know how I am still doing outside? Qingfeng must save her. I promise them to compete. I am afraid that she doesn’t have that great ability. What should I do if I really lose? Do I really have to leave obediently and let the lady let them mercy on their destiny?
When Youde saw that he was silent, he said: If you dare not compete, show me the axe. If I want to be satisfied, I will release it if I accept it. Is it better to take advantage of this matter? Is a great beauty better than an axe?
Wang Zhonglin also echoed: If you don’t save her, it’s all right, I’m going to pay a visit to her to the flower hall.
The little donkey no longer hesitated and replied loudly: OK, I will accept the competition, but don't cheat, otherwise I will not admit it.
Youde nodded and said: It's good to be happy, this is how the man, the leader of the village has already shown you people, you should show me the axe.
The donkey pondered and took out the axe, stretched out his arm and handed it to him. When Youde reached out to take it, the donkey suddenly shrank his hand and said: "Slow down."
Youde didn't understand the meaning and asked: What's wrong, Zhang Xiaolu, do you regret it?
The little donkey opened his eyes wide and said: Taoist priest, you won’t give me axe and don’t give me back, right?
Youde made a serious face and said loudly: Is Youde a person like that? If you want your things, you don’t need to use such inequality methods.
The little donkey thought for a while and said: OK, I believe you are.
After saying that, he handed the axe to Youde and De to take the thing, and looked at it over and over again. The more he looked, the more he loved it. Finally, his eyes were straight and he pressed it on his chest to try to try it. He thought to himself, is this thing that good? It's just a weapon. Is there anything magical about it?
The little donkey reminded him: Taoist priest, how about it? Have you seen enough? Is this the one you imagined?
Youwei then woke up like a dream and said: It's that, it was Pangu who used it to create the sky.
As he said that, pointing to a slight injury on the axe blade, he said: This axe was not that sharp at the beginning, so he was injured when he opened the sky. Later, after repairing by the Emperor Taishang, this small defect was still left.
Xiaolu Dingqing looked at it, right? Although she had this axe for many days, she had never discovered this feature.
Wang Zhonglin next to him also came to join in the fun. The people sitting there also asked questions in a verbal way, but they didn't believe that such an axe could open up the sky and be virtuous. He said: Everyone doesn't believe it, right? Let me tell you, of course this axe cannot be so small, it can become bigger. If you don't believe it, you can ask Zhang Xiaolu.
Everyone turned their heads and focused their eyes on the little donkey with so many doubts and inquisitive gazes that were about to melt the little donkey. The donkey smiled and said, "You virtue, you have seen enough, should you pay me back?"
Youde looked at it and touched it again and again, and then he reluctantly handed it back to the little donkey.
After receiving the axe, the little donkey looked at it and asked: Taoist priest, this axe is nothing but a weapon, and it is not magical, so it won't make you like it so much, right? It seems that it seems like this axe has a huge secret.
Youde smiled and said: How can you know its benefits? I'm afraid even the person who gave you an axe is not clear.
Xiaolu didn't care after hearing this, thinking that it was virtue and intentional.
The little donkey held the axe in his hand and said: I've looked at it, I've said it, let's start the competition now, I don't know what the competition method is.
Youde laughed and said: Little Donkey, you are so impatient. It seems that you are really affectionate with that girl. OK, let's start now.
As he said that, he glanced at Wang Zhonglin. Wang Zhonglin nodded. Youde asked everyone to fall down. Everyone retreated their chairs to the wall, giving up a generous place to Juyi Hall and turned into a large martial arts hall in the blink of an eye.
The little donkey was about to compete with someone, but Youde spoke again: Little donkey, donkey, donkey, I'm not finished yet
The little donkey asked patiently: If you have something to say, please tell me quickly, I still want to save someone.
Youde smiled and said: As long as you have the ability, that girl is yours, and it will never delay you from entering the bridal chamber.
The little donkey smiled faintly and said: Please tell me about the competition.
Youde's face suddenly became serious and said: Let's have three competitions in total. I can remind you that the sword has no eyes. If there is a casualty and injury, I will be responsible for it.
The donkey mustered up the courage to say: If I die, I will blame myself for being incompetent. No one else will continue to say that what else can I compare to?
Youde smiled and said: Let's talk about what happened next after you have fought the first game.
As he spoke, Youde waved his hand behind him, and a young man stood up and walked over.
Xiao Du looked at him and was about twenty years old. He had a leopard head and a ring of eyes. The big knife on his strong waist was several inches longer and inches wider than the usual big knife. I guess this person is quite strong.
Xiaolu stood opposite the man Youde introduced: This young master Wu Shengquan from Wujiazhuang, Shanxi, is famous for his big sword, Shanxi. Don’t look at him as young as he is very capable. I want to remind you that he has a precious sword in his hand, and you can just touch an ordinary weapon.
The little donkey bowed to the other party, saying hello to the other party smiled at the little donkey, his voice was quite thick
Youde said: We have regulations. When you two fight, who can defeat the other party or press the weapon to the vital parts of the other party's body? Then you will win or not understand?
The little donkey nodded and looked at both sides and said: Since there is nothing else, I will be a middleman.
As he spoke, he took a few steps back and shouted: Start
The donkey stared at the other party. Before the axe could grow bigger, Wu Shengquan drew his sword in his hand. The blade was outward and his feet were slashing towards the donkey. This series of movements were as fast as lightning. Before the donkey could see clearly, the cold air on the knife had already blown.
The donkey has little fighting experience. Apart from those five moves, he is not very good at dodging. At this time, he has no choice but to turn around quickly. Although he dodged the blade, his body almost fell to the ground. Wu Shengquan's knife was so fast. Before the donkey could stand firmly, the second knife was released and slashed the donkey's middle way.
The donkey was panicking and said the mantra. At the critical moment, it turned the axe bigger. The axe was facing down and blocked the man's knife with a sound. The knife slashed hard on the handle of the axe. Several sparks burst out. The donkey felt his wrist shocked and was shocked. He could not help but be shocked. He didn't expect that this person's strength was so great, it seemed no less than himself. There was something even more surprising to him. The knife slashed on the handle of the axe and did not fly. It seemed like a treasure knife.
Wu Shengquan was shocked when he saw the axe turning into a golden axe. He couldn't tell that this was really a magic axe, and the eyes of the bystanders were wide open. This axe was so beautiful. It was really a magical object that there was no one in the world.
When the opponent was a little stunned, the donkey raised the axe and slashed it, and used a move to save the right from the side. The wind was rustling, and the momentum was terrifying. Wu Sheng didn't dare to take it head-on. He knew that the other person was also quite strong, otherwise he would not dare to retreat such a big axe. When the axe was moving lower, he swung his knife and stabbed the donkey in a flash. He swung the axe and chopped it up to the knife. He wanted to try it, see if the axe could cut the knife; see if it was considered a magic axe.
With a click, the knife broke into two pieces of the donkey and was overjoyed. The axe was facing outward and chopped his neck and then changed his move to the force of the Huashan Mountain. Wu Shengquan hurriedly shrank his neck, but the donkey's axe was changed to chop. Now he couldn't hide, so he had to wait to die.
When everyone screamed and lost their voices, the donkey thought, "I have no grudges and no grudges, why do you have to kill them all?" It's too late to stop the move, so I had to shrink my arms. The person didn't cut it, but cut a big hole on the ground in Juyi Hall, and how high the bricks are in the soil surface.
Wu Sheng is escaping from death, and his legs are weak, and he sits on the ground, as if he has walked around the gate of hell and is back.
Seeing this, Wang Zhonglin frowned and waved his hand to his subordinates. Two people came up to help him down. In fact, he was not injured at all, but was too scared and temporarily disobeyed his hands and feet.
Xiaolu smiled at Youde and said: Taoist priest, is this first game considered me to win? I neither knocked him down nor put my weapons on his vitals.
Youde glanced at Wang Zhonglin, and the two exchanged opinions Youde smiled at Xiaolu and said: Of course you won, we are absolutely fair, you can enter the second round
The little donkey leaned on a big axe and asked: Who will come to compete in the second game?
After winning one game, Xiaolu's confidence increased greatly. She wanted to defeat a few more and show her strength.
Youde smiled and waved his hands to the side. The monk stood up and walked towards the place. The little donkey looked at the monk. He was in his thirties, and his head was as bright as a headlight and his facial features were still upright, but he was too thin. The gray monk's robe was worn on him, shaking like nothing inside.
The monk had a solemn face, as if the monk was a Taoist monk was observing him for a while, thinking that the monk was quite deep, and he must have a deep skill and great ability. He would have to pay more attention when he started fighting. When his godfather mentioned that the martial arts of Shaolin Temple was the best in the world. Although I had the help of a magic axe, I couldn't be careless.
The donkey is slanted with axe on his chest, and he intends to fight with the monk with all his strength, but he smiles with virtue. He looks like his parents donkey who is silly and stupid. So, I thought, what does this mean?
The monk Youdexiang pointed and said: This monk is named Daoqian, but his Taoist practice is very profound. He was born in Shaolin. You have to be cautious when competing in a while.
The monk saluted the donkey with one hand and said: Hello, donor Zhang, I am a polite person here. When I compete later, please give me some advice.
The little donkey had to give up the tribute, and even said that he didn't dare to say that this monk was quite polite, well, I guess he was a master of Taoism. If he lost, it wouldn't be wrong to lose in the hands of such a master.
The donkey stepped out a few steps, opened the door, and said: Monk, please go for the call.
The monk smiled at him, then looked at Youde and De and laughed. He came between the two and said to the donkey: We won't compete in this game, we will compare with other skills.
Xiaolu looked at it and thought to herself, "What's the matter, if you don't compete in martial arts, what's the matter?" Is it better to compare meditation and chant scriptures? I can't compare to other people's skills."
The little donkey asked: What am I comparing with this monk?
Youde laughed a few times and shouted outside the door: Lift the thing up and call the person up. The second game is about to begin.
Seeing that the donkey was not fighting, he put away his axe and hung it back on his neck. He opened his eyes wide and looked outside the door, wanting to see what kind of tricks Youde could do. Just as he was confused, he saw the minions outside lifting into two beds, each of which could sleep on two people, and there were mattresses, pillows and other items.
The little donkey didn't understand, what is this? Are the two of them sleeping in a way that see who slept longer and who is the winner? They can think of it.
Youde didn't wait for the little donkey to ask again. He had already said that he clasped his fists at everyone and said: Brothers, do you know what to compare in the second game?
When everyone saw these two beds, someone had laughed out loud and said, "Didn't they let the competition in the bed?" Whoever stepped on the bed would lose.
Some people say: You are not asking them to meditate on the bed, whoever sits for a longer time will win?
After hearing this, Youde looked at Wang Zhonglin and smiled and said to everyone: Brothers, this second game is no better than anything else, it is better than the female-control technique.
Most of the people present were rough people, including Xiaolu, who didn't understand what it means to control women, and you did not wait for you to explain it. Two women in gorgeous clothes walked into the door and saw that they were over 25 or 26 years old, and they were all pretty, which would definitely attract ordinary men.
The two girls walked to the bed and didn't move, their faces showed shame and their faces turned red. They didn't dare to look up Youde and said to Xiaolu: Do you understand what they are doing this time?
The little donkey shook his head and said: Taoist priest, please explain it clearly, what is the technique of controlling women?
This time Wang Zhonglin spoke. He walked down from his seat and said as he walked: To put it bluntly, he just played with women and fucked him now, do you understand?
Only then did the little donkey know what it means, he looked at Youde and De and explained: This second game is to compare the ability to play a woman with a stick of incense. Whoever cums first will lose will be defeated. Do you all understand?
The donkey wasn't talking yet, and the men present shouted loudly and they never dreamed that there was such a competition method
The little donkey understood, and couldn't help but feel the heat on his face and his heart was beating. He really couldn't imagine that the other party could play with such tricks. This monk was a monk and had the ability to play with women. This was outrageous, right? Is he a lewd monk? He looked at that Tao Qian, Tao Qian was calm and calm, as if nothing had happened.
Youde asked someone to get a short incense that was as long as a sweep, inserted it into a small incense burner and ordered the idle people present to retreat outside the door, not to watch this order, everyone was very dissatisfied and they all opened their mouths and complained.
Wang Zhonglin cursed: Grandma, what's the best thing? Listen to the Taoist priest, get out of it.
Everyone had no choice but to walk out, and when most of them walked out, their eyes were still on the big bed, and the woman was circling with the greed eyes, as if she was about to penetrate the woman's clothes.
There were only six people left in the house, namely Youde, Wang Zhonglin, Xiaolu, Daoqian, and the two women who were preparing to serve the men couldn't help asking: Who are these two women? They can't be your copycat, right?
Wang Zhonglin laughed and said: Zhang Xiaolu, you are so lucky. Tell you, these two ladies are the third and fourth ladies who are newly married by the county magistrate of Jizhou City. A few days ago, I went to Jizhou City to play and caught them back. The two ladies were really hard to help but feel a little bit unbearable when I saw them. If the Taoist priest had to ask them to come over, I wouldn't have been willing to let them go.
As he spoke, he looked lustful
Youde said to the two girls: Come and meet the two masters
The two red and green women gave gifts to the little donkey and the monk.
Youde pointed to the person wearing red clothes and said: This is the third concubine Cuihong, and that is the fourth concubine Da Lu, you two, just choose one.
The little donkey opened his eyes wide and looked at the second and third concubines with a plump figure, with eyebrows, phoenix eyes, high chest and big butt, with a fat look on her face, a little angry and afraid, the fourth concubines with a slender waist, a thin waist like a willow, two round eyes, a little panic, and a pity.
The little donkey chose the fourth concubine in his heart without hesitation. He wanted to use his big stick to hurt this fourth concubine. The county magistrate of Jizhou City was greedy for dirty things and abused the law. The people were eager to eat fish and meat. I just let out a vent for the people.
The old Taoist stood up and said to the donkey: I want to see your axe. I really want to know if it is the legendary Pangu used to create the sky.
The little donkey smiled and stood up, bowed and said: May I ask the Taoist lord?
The old Taoist bowed and said: I am virtuous
Xiaolu wanted to laugh after hearing this, and thought to herself, this is almost the same as Jide's bull's nose. Is it a lot easier to deal with if they are a family?
The little donkey looked at Wang Zhonglin who was sitting on the ground and said: Master Wang, did I show this virtuous master the magic axe, and you will release Miss Qingfeng.
Wang Zhonglin shook his head and said: How easy is it? It's still too early to let it go, and we have a lot of things to say to you.
Youde said to Xiaolu: Zhang Xiaolu, don’t worry about Qingfeng. If you want to cooperate, Qingfeng’s girl will be responsible for me.
The little donkey turned his gaze to him and said: Thank you, Taoist priest first. I don’t know how to cooperate before you can release others?
Youde said: This is simple. If you want to save that girl, first show me the axe. If I confirm that it is the magic axe, you give it to me, and I will ask the king to release the girl.
The little donkey asked tentatively: What if I refuse to show you the axe? Or if I don’t give it to you after seeing it?
Youde smiled very skillfully and said: Then we can cooperate, it depends on whether you agree or not.
The little donkey asked: Taoist priest, what do you mean?
Youde explained: If you refuse to give me an axe and you want to save that girl, then there is a way, I'm afraid you won't want it.
The little donkey said: Taoist priest, come and listen
He said with confidence: Then let’s compete with us. If you lose, you hand over the magic axe to me, and then you leave obediently. If you win, we will give you Qingfeng to you and let you leave safely. What do you think?
Xiaolu lowered her head and thought about it. I was absolutely unwilling to give the axe to others without a word. I was absolutely unwilling to do so. Zhang Xiaolu was a character. How could she hand over the weapons so honestly and let people know how I am still doing outside? Qingfeng must save her. I promise them to compete. I am afraid that she doesn’t have that great ability. What should I do if I really lose? Do I really have to leave obediently and let the lady let them mercy on their destiny?
When Youde saw that he was silent, he said: If you dare not compete, show me the axe. If I want to be satisfied, I will release it if I accept it. Is it better to take advantage of this matter? Is a great beauty better than an axe?
Wang Zhonglin also echoed: If you don’t save her, it’s all right, I’m going to pay a visit to her to the flower hall.
The little donkey no longer hesitated and replied loudly: OK, I will accept the competition, but don't cheat, otherwise I will not admit it.
Youde nodded and said: It's good to be happy, this is how the man, the leader of the village has already shown you people, you should show me the axe.
The donkey pondered and took out the axe, stretched out his arm and handed it to him. When Youde reached out to take it, the donkey suddenly shrank his hand and said: "Slow down."
Youde didn't understand the meaning and asked: What's wrong, Zhang Xiaolu, do you regret it?
The little donkey opened his eyes wide and said: Taoist priest, you won’t give me axe and don’t give me back, right?
Youde made a serious face and said loudly: Is Youde a person like that? If you want your things, you don’t need to use such inequality methods.
The little donkey thought for a while and said: OK, I believe you are.
After saying that, he handed the axe to Youde and De to take the thing, and looked at it over and over again. The more he looked, the more he loved it. Finally, his eyes were straight and he pressed it on his chest to try to try it. He thought to himself, is this thing that good? It's just a weapon. Is there anything magical about it?
The little donkey reminded him: Taoist priest, how about it? Have you seen enough? Is this the one you imagined?
Youwei then woke up like a dream and said: It's that, it was Pangu who used it to create the sky.
As he said that, pointing to a slight injury on the axe blade, he said: This axe was not that sharp at the beginning, so he was injured when he opened the sky. Later, after repairing by the Emperor Taishang, this small defect was still left.
Xiaolu Dingqing looked at it, right? Although she had this axe for many days, she had never discovered this feature.
Wang Zhonglin next to him also came to join in the fun. The people sitting there also asked questions in a verbal way, but they didn't believe that such an axe could open up the sky and be virtuous. He said: Everyone doesn't believe it, right? Let me tell you, of course this axe cannot be so small, it can become bigger. If you don't believe it, you can ask Zhang Xiaolu.
Everyone turned their heads and focused their eyes on the little donkey with so many doubts and inquisitive gazes that were about to melt the little donkey. The donkey smiled and said, "You virtue, you have seen enough, should you pay me back?"
Youde looked at it and touched it again and again, and then he reluctantly handed it back to the little donkey.
After receiving the axe, the little donkey looked at it and asked: Taoist priest, this axe is nothing but a weapon, and it is not magical, so it won't make you like it so much, right? It seems that it seems like this axe has a huge secret.
Youde smiled and said: How can you know its benefits? I'm afraid even the person who gave you an axe is not clear.
Xiaolu didn't care after hearing this, thinking that it was virtue and intentional.
The little donkey held the axe in his hand and said: I've looked at it, I've said it, let's start the competition now, I don't know what the competition method is.
Youde laughed and said: Little Donkey, you are so impatient. It seems that you are really affectionate with that girl. OK, let's start now.
As he said that, he glanced at Wang Zhonglin. Wang Zhonglin nodded. Youde asked everyone to fall down. Everyone retreated their chairs to the wall, giving up a generous place to Juyi Hall and turned into a large martial arts hall in the blink of an eye.
The little donkey was about to compete with someone, but Youde spoke again: Little donkey, donkey, donkey, I'm not finished yet
The little donkey asked patiently: If you have something to say, please tell me quickly, I still want to save someone.
Youde smiled and said: As long as you have the ability, that girl is yours, and it will never delay you from entering the bridal chamber.
The little donkey smiled faintly and said: Please tell me about the competition.
Youde's face suddenly became serious and said: Let's have three competitions in total. I can remind you that the sword has no eyes. If there is a casualty and injury, I will be responsible for it.
The donkey mustered up the courage to say: If I die, I will blame myself for being incompetent. No one else will continue to say that what else can I compare to?
Youde smiled and said: Let's talk about what happened next after you have fought the first game.
As he spoke, Youde waved his hand behind him, and a young man stood up and walked over.
Xiao Du looked at him and was about twenty years old. He had a leopard head and a ring of eyes. The big knife on his strong waist was several inches longer and inches wider than the usual big knife. I guess this person is quite strong.
Xiaolu stood opposite the man Youde introduced: This young master Wu Shengquan from Wujiazhuang, Shanxi, is famous for his big sword, Shanxi. Don’t look at him as young as he is very capable. I want to remind you that he has a precious sword in his hand, and you can just touch an ordinary weapon.
The little donkey bowed to the other party, saying hello to the other party smiled at the little donkey, his voice was quite thick
Youde said: We have regulations. When you two fight, who can defeat the other party or press the weapon to the vital parts of the other party's body? Then you will win or not understand?
The little donkey nodded and looked at both sides and said: Since there is nothing else, I will be a middleman.
As he spoke, he took a few steps back and shouted: Start
The donkey stared at the other party. Before the axe could grow bigger, Wu Shengquan drew his sword in his hand. The blade was outward and his feet were slashing towards the donkey. This series of movements were as fast as lightning. Before the donkey could see clearly, the cold air on the knife had already blown.
The donkey has little fighting experience. Apart from those five moves, he is not very good at dodging. At this time, he has no choice but to turn around quickly. Although he dodged the blade, his body almost fell to the ground. Wu Shengquan's knife was so fast. Before the donkey could stand firmly, the second knife was released and slashed the donkey's middle way.
The donkey was panicking and said the mantra. At the critical moment, it turned the axe bigger. The axe was facing down and blocked the man's knife with a sound. The knife slashed hard on the handle of the axe. Several sparks burst out. The donkey felt his wrist shocked and was shocked. He could not help but be shocked. He didn't expect that this person's strength was so great, it seemed no less than himself. There was something even more surprising to him. The knife slashed on the handle of the axe and did not fly. It seemed like a treasure knife.
Wu Shengquan was shocked when he saw the axe turning into a golden axe. He couldn't tell that this was really a magic axe, and the eyes of the bystanders were wide open. This axe was so beautiful. It was really a magical object that there was no one in the world.
When the opponent was a little stunned, the donkey raised the axe and slashed it, and used a move to save the right from the side. The wind was rustling, and the momentum was terrifying. Wu Sheng didn't dare to take it head-on. He knew that the other person was also quite strong, otherwise he would not dare to retreat such a big axe. When the axe was moving lower, he swung his knife and stabbed the donkey in a flash. He swung the axe and chopped it up to the knife. He wanted to try it, see if the axe could cut the knife; see if it was considered a magic axe.
With a click, the knife broke into two pieces of the donkey and was overjoyed. The axe was facing outward and chopped his neck and then changed his move to the force of the Huashan Mountain. Wu Shengquan hurriedly shrank his neck, but the donkey's axe was changed to chop. Now he couldn't hide, so he had to wait to die.
When everyone screamed and lost their voices, the donkey thought, "I have no grudges and no grudges, why do you have to kill them all?" It's too late to stop the move, so I had to shrink my arms. The person didn't cut it, but cut a big hole on the ground in Juyi Hall, and how high the bricks are in the soil surface.
Wu Sheng is escaping from death, and his legs are weak, and he sits on the ground, as if he has walked around the gate of hell and is back.
Seeing this, Wang Zhonglin frowned and waved his hand to his subordinates. Two people came up to help him down. In fact, he was not injured at all, but was too scared and temporarily disobeyed his hands and feet.
Xiaolu smiled at Youde and said: Taoist priest, is this first game considered me to win? I neither knocked him down nor put my weapons on his vitals.
Youde glanced at Wang Zhonglin, and the two exchanged opinions Youde smiled at Xiaolu and said: Of course you won, we are absolutely fair, you can enter the second round
The little donkey leaned on a big axe and asked: Who will come to compete in the second game?
After winning one game, Xiaolu's confidence increased greatly. She wanted to defeat a few more and show her strength.
Youde smiled and waved his hands to the side. The monk stood up and walked towards the place. The little donkey looked at the monk. He was in his thirties, and his head was as bright as a headlight and his facial features were still upright, but he was too thin. The gray monk's robe was worn on him, shaking like nothing inside.
The monk had a solemn face, as if the monk was a Taoist monk was observing him for a while, thinking that the monk was quite deep, and he must have a deep skill and great ability. He would have to pay more attention when he started fighting. When his godfather mentioned that the martial arts of Shaolin Temple was the best in the world. Although I had the help of a magic axe, I couldn't be careless.
The donkey is slanted with axe on his chest, and he intends to fight with the monk with all his strength, but he smiles with virtue. He looks like his parents donkey who is silly and stupid. So, I thought, what does this mean?
The monk Youdexiang pointed and said: This monk is named Daoqian, but his Taoist practice is very profound. He was born in Shaolin. You have to be cautious when competing in a while.
The monk saluted the donkey with one hand and said: Hello, donor Zhang, I am a polite person here. When I compete later, please give me some advice.
The little donkey had to give up the tribute, and even said that he didn't dare to say that this monk was quite polite, well, I guess he was a master of Taoism. If he lost, it wouldn't be wrong to lose in the hands of such a master.
The donkey stepped out a few steps, opened the door, and said: Monk, please go for the call.
The monk smiled at him, then looked at Youde and De and laughed. He came between the two and said to the donkey: We won't compete in this game, we will compare with other skills.
Xiaolu looked at it and thought to herself, "What's the matter, if you don't compete in martial arts, what's the matter?" Is it better to compare meditation and chant scriptures? I can't compare to other people's skills."
The little donkey asked: What am I comparing with this monk?
Youde laughed a few times and shouted outside the door: Lift the thing up and call the person up. The second game is about to begin.
Seeing that the donkey was not fighting, he put away his axe and hung it back on his neck. He opened his eyes wide and looked outside the door, wanting to see what kind of tricks Youde could do. Just as he was confused, he saw the minions outside lifting into two beds, each of which could sleep on two people, and there were mattresses, pillows and other items.
The little donkey didn't understand, what is this? Are the two of them sleeping in a way that see who slept longer and who is the winner? They can think of it.
Youde didn't wait for the little donkey to ask again. He had already said that he clasped his fists at everyone and said: Brothers, do you know what to compare in the second game?
When everyone saw these two beds, someone had laughed out loud and said, "Didn't they let the competition in the bed?" Whoever stepped on the bed would lose.
Some people say: You are not asking them to meditate on the bed, whoever sits for a longer time will win?
After hearing this, Youde looked at Wang Zhonglin and smiled and said to everyone: Brothers, this second game is no better than anything else, it is better than the female-control technique.
Most of the people present were rough people, including Xiaolu, who didn't understand what it means to control women, and you did not wait for you to explain it. Two women in gorgeous clothes walked into the door and saw that they were over 25 or 26 years old, and they were all pretty, which would definitely attract ordinary men.
The two girls walked to the bed and didn't move, their faces showed shame and their faces turned red. They didn't dare to look up Youde and said to Xiaolu: Do you understand what they are doing this time?
The little donkey shook his head and said: Taoist priest, please explain it clearly, what is the technique of controlling women?
This time Wang Zhonglin spoke. He walked down from his seat and said as he walked: To put it bluntly, he just played with women and fucked him now, do you understand?
Only then did the little donkey know what it means, he looked at Youde and De and explained: This second game is to compare the ability to play a woman with a stick of incense. Whoever cums first will lose will be defeated. Do you all understand?
The donkey wasn't talking yet, and the men present shouted loudly and they never dreamed that there was such a competition method
The little donkey understood, and couldn't help but feel the heat on his face and his heart was beating. He really couldn't imagine that the other party could play with such tricks. This monk was a monk and had the ability to play with women. This was outrageous, right? Is he a lewd monk? He looked at that Tao Qian, Tao Qian was calm and calm, as if nothing had happened.
Youde asked someone to get a short incense that was as long as a sweep, inserted it into a small incense burner and ordered the idle people present to retreat outside the door, not to watch this order, everyone was very dissatisfied and they all opened their mouths and complained.
Wang Zhonglin cursed: Grandma, what's the best thing? Listen to the Taoist priest, get out of it.
Everyone had no choice but to walk out, and when most of them walked out, their eyes were still on the big bed, and the woman was circling with the greed eyes, as if she was about to penetrate the woman's clothes.
There were only six people left in the house, namely Youde, Wang Zhonglin, Xiaolu, Daoqian, and the two women who were preparing to serve the men couldn't help asking: Who are these two women? They can't be your copycat, right?
Wang Zhonglin laughed and said: Zhang Xiaolu, you are so lucky. Tell you, these two ladies are the third and fourth ladies who are newly married by the county magistrate of Jizhou City. A few days ago, I went to Jizhou City to play and caught them back. The two ladies were really hard to help but feel a little bit unbearable when I saw them. If the Taoist priest had to ask them to come over, I wouldn't have been willing to let them go.
As he spoke, he looked lustful
Youde said to the two girls: Come and meet the two masters
The two red and green women gave gifts to the little donkey and the monk.
Youde pointed to the person wearing red clothes and said: This is the third concubine Cuihong, and that is the fourth concubine Da Lu, you two, just choose one.
The little donkey opened his eyes wide and looked at the second and third concubines with a plump figure, with eyebrows, phoenix eyes, high chest and big butt, with a fat look on her face, a little angry and afraid, the fourth concubines with a slender waist, a thin waist like a willow, two round eyes, a little panic, and a pity.
The little donkey chose the fourth concubine in his heart without hesitation. He wanted to use his big stick to hurt this fourth concubine. The county magistrate of Jizhou City was greedy for dirty things and abused the law. The people were eager to eat fish and meat. I just let out a vent for the people.
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