Divine outfit?
Plug-in?
It sounds very powerful, but in fact these are just words I use to comfort Yuedie
If it is in an ordinary world, Butterfly Wu can indeed be considered a magical outfit, and the power bonus Jing Jingzi gave me can barely be considered an external cheat
But where are we now?
This is the mother nest Ah!
Yes, there are divine outfits everywhere, and there are external accessories all over the ground. Ah!
Since I can get Butterfly Dance level equipment, there is no reason for others to do it
Jing Jingzi's heart seal is indeed very powerful, but Liu Hua and others' five elements of Qi refining are not vegetarians, let alone whether they have gained any new abilities in other mission worlds.
On the sixth day, I personally got into a fight with Siluo, but I was completely abused.
My strength is several times stronger than her, but my movements are too simple. I can’t even touch her body and talk about how to attack her?
Siru frowned, as if he was also troubled by this situation
It's been two days left, so it's definitely too late to teach a set of swordsmanship from beginning to end
If you spend points to learn directly, that kind of embarrassing situation will happen: the good ones are too expensive, the cheap ones are too useless
Master, do you want to go to the market to check it out? Fiona smiled and made a suggestion to me
So we all went to the market together
There are indeed many good things in the market, and they are much cheaper than those sold in the system mall
But after a long walk, I still didn't find anything that could be regarded as a super trump card
Just as I was about to go home, I heard a man's cry
Brother... Brother, Hello! Please wait a moment, please?
I turned around in confusion and saw a man wearing a robe covering his whole body.
He is about 178 years old and is wearing a hooded robe, which is the kind of hooded robe that pretends to be a magician.
He covered his hat and couldn't see clearly his face, and he could only see the parts below his nose
Although his voice sounds very clear, his appearance gives people a mysterious image
Is there anything wrong?
Brother, you have the light of Dao coming out of the sky spirit hood, do you know? At a young age... you have a body of muscles and bones that can be practiced horizontally. It is simply a martial arts genius that you will see once in a thousand years! If one day you can open the Ren and Du meridians, it will not be flying~ The mysterious man showed a cheerful big smile, and suddenly he flew across his mouth and said the extremely familiar classic lines.
Brother, I think you are really a martial arts genius. I have a few god-level secret books here. I think you are destined to be with me. I will give this book to you! As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell if I don’t go to hell, will I give it to you the task of punishing evil and eliminating evil and maintaining world peace! OK?
You lied to me and I haven't seen Kung Fu Ah! You must be a liar if you look like this!
I turned around and wanted to walk home with Fiona and Yuedie's hands
But unexpectedly, Fiona stood there, then pulled me hard twice with her hand, signaling me not to go so urgently
Oh, ah, ah, this guy, don’t leave so anxiously! I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are dull, your lips are cleft, your tongue is burnt, and your soul is dispersed. I will definitely visit friends in the near future. It’s better to listen to my words, so I will be very prosperous, my body is healthy and my spirit is clear, and I will eliminate disasters and avoid disasters. It’s all about me!
This mysterious man talked about the second classic trick of a liar
Seeing how he was talking, he seemed to be very excited and happy
I glanced at Fiona next to me, she seemed a little nervous.
Then I looked at the mysterious man in a bad tone and said: Don’t you think it’s so mysterious and disrespectful to people when you want to sell goods? At least take off your hat?
Oh~ That's because I am so handsome, I did it as a last resort. If you don't want your beautiful harems to fall in love with me at first sight and never forget it, I advise you not to ask me to do this.
………… His voice and the lines on the lower half of his face looked very young, and he seemed to be about eighteen years old, right?
Although I don't know if it's true or false, this is a world of infinite lust, and this kind of thing can really happen
Then what are you going to sell to me?
Alas, I am the student Ah, Ah, who is still studying, and our college specializes in design... After saying that, the mysterious man actually created a gasket machine out of thin air!
This gadget machine looks simple and simple, and the introduction is covered with several pictures like martial arts secrets.
We made this egg transfer machine by ourselves! These secrets are written by our department students. Ah, do you know? The original price of a egg transfer machine is 50,000 points. Today I have the chance to meet you here, so I only sell you 5,000 points...
You are a bag seller!
Ah is not Ah, what I sell is a secret, not a bag
Although I can't see his face clearly, I can still see that he really smiles so much.
Ah The biggest dream of our little creators is to open a branch in the city center of that mother nest Ah is like... Hey! Ah, please, brother, you... you will spend some money to fulfill our meager dream~
…………………………… Is this kind of clear businessman who is trying to lie to you really have Ah?
It's obviously a businessman, but his tone seems to deliberately arouse my anger.
And what did he just say?
A secret book written by yourself?
Is this kind of thing really useful?
The secret you wrote yourself? Is this kind of thing really useful? I asked directly
Of course it is possible! The maternal nest is certified, and the old and the old are not deceived! Practicing until the small success can strengthen the body, keep all poisons invade, prolong life, and never turn the golden spear until the great success can call the wind and rain, move mountains and seas, and roam the world, and be invincible! There is no rival in the world!
Then why don’t you practice by yourself?
Because practicing my secret book requires a natural posture! This guy, I see that there is a bone facing the sky on your forehead and a light in your eyes. It is the reincarnation of an immortal. If it weren't for you, how could I just find someone to stop him?
After saying that, the mysterious man continued: You have to know that the secrets I sell here can't be bought in other places! If you miss this time, even if you have money, you can't be bought.
Can't even buy the system mall?
Hehe...Who knows? It depends on what good thing you are transferring to
I looked at Fiona next to me again, and saw her nodding at me, but said nothing
OK, then I'll turn one
My wallet balance is 5197. After buying this one, it will be bankrupt.
But seeing Fiona looks like this, although I don’t know why, I decided to believe her
Hehe... your choice is wise! Listen to a certain point, you will never regret this decision today in the future!
So my hand reached to the glider machine, and then twisted him vigorously. At the same time as I was deducted, a black glider came out from the hole of the glider machine.
Hehe... Thank you for your patron! You will definitely not regret it. So let's do it first. Remember to open this gag when you get home! The mysterious man smiled, and in the next moment...
Alas? Brother... why did you stop suddenly? Why are you stupid? Yue Die turned around and looked at me in confusion. Si Ruo and Zi Xin on the side also had the same expression
Roach, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Isn’t it just a weird guy who cheats money?
I turned around and looked at them in confusion, and they also looked at me in confusion and blinked their eyes.
Then I turned my head and looked at the place where the mysterious man was standing just now...
The man actually disappeared from the front of my eyes!
I looked at the past scene in shock. What's going on now?
Did I meet a ghost in my mother's nest?
Hello! What's wrong? What's your expression? Why do you look like you see a ghost... Huh? Brother, what's the thing you are holding in your hand?
This is...Gauge Ah, wait! Didn't you see the mysterious man who summoned the gauge machine just now?
Brother... Yue Die's face seems to be a little white, have you really seen a ghost?
What is a gilder?
Siruo looked so cute, she couldn't help but remind me of her asking me what is sex?
At that time
But compared to this, it is no longer the time to pay attention to those things!
Explain to her after you get home
Fiona, you saw it too! That mysterious man who promoted the secrets!
...Well, Fiona nodded with excitement. That was 'one of the seven incredible ones of Ragfar'!
The seven incredible things about Ragfair? Yue Die opened her eyes wide and asked: What is that?
It is the urban legend that is circulating in our city of Lagfar! The owner just met the "mysterious liar in the market". It is said that several people were deceived and spent all their savings on him. As a result, they bought something completely useless. People who didn't know what this legend ran to complain to the Meow Clan, but even the Meow Clan couldn't find out who this person was!
Wait... Wait! Fiona, you said you bought something that was completely useless? When I heard Fiona's words, I quickly shouted anxiously: Then why did you ask me to buy Ah?
Yes... I'm sorry, but... because the seven incredibles are really rare! If you miss this time, you may not have the next time.
Fiona looked at me a little apologetically: In addition, the owner didn't seem to see anything he wanted to buy in the market, so since I had this opportunity... I wanted to make my own decision...
There is no chance to gamble. Is there any sign of hope if I gamble? I have a cat in my hand, and hope is endless? Looking at Fiona's expression of guilt, I hugged her tightly and kissed her
Wife~ I don’t mean to blame you! I know you are doing it for my own good. Maybe there is really something good in this gadget
Well... Fiona's face was red, and she looked a little happy after being hugged and kissed by me
So what exactly is Ah in this gag? Yue Die seems to have completely accepted my harem status. Even though she looked at the intimate process between Fiona and me, she did not show any dissatisfaction.
I looked at the black gag on my hand, and then jumped out of the system's item message
Secret Book Gallery: After you can use a random secret, the secret book you have opened will bind the user.
Price: 5,000
Note: From one of the seven incredible "Mysterious Scammers in the Market", it was the fault that the victim was too stupid to be cheated.
How is it now?
I don’t know what’s in the gag, but have I already preset that I’m being cheated?
I put away the capsule in my hand with a look of my eyes, and then said to my dear harems: Let's open it again when we go home, otherwise I'm worried that I will kneel here directly
Um……
And after we got home, I opened the ball under the anticipated gaze
At this moment, the light shines with a thousand auspicious airs!
Anomaly appeared in the room: birds sing and flowers scent, flowers bloomed, fire phoenixes flew, and real dragons soared into the sky!
There is still a vague sound of music
I'll give this lighting and sound effect 87 points, it can't be higher
Looking at the vision in the whole room, except for Zi Xin, the other four of us showed incredible expressions.
This looks like the real thing!
strangeness?
Isn't that person a liar?
Why can the things sold by scams be so gorgeous?
After the vision appeared for about ten seconds, it disappeared without a trace, and replaced it with a martial arts secret book in my hand
This secret book is probably like the kind of martial arts novel, with a blue book cover, and then wrinkled
The title of the book is white, and the name of this secret book is written in brush font
The Heart Sutra of the Nine Heavens Emperor This is the name of this secret book
Feel so domineering!
I feel so terrible!
Doesn’t this feel super awesome?
Could it be that my Long Aotian Road is really about to start?
Ahahah!
I've been waiting for this day for a long time Ah!
So I opened the first page with super excited and expectant feelings
There are only four characters on the right side of the first page, and there are only four characters on the left side of the page
All the miracles are a great success!
……… I was so excited that I was like I was poured with a big bucket of cold water. I don’t know why after seeing these eight words, I vaguely had a bad premonition.
Then I turned to the second page, and this secret book disappeared from my hand. Instead, it was my skill column. The relevant information about the Nine Heavens Emperor Heart Sutra appeared.
The Heart Sutra of the Nine Heavens Emperor: How should a little ordinary man embark on his imperial path? Let’s see how he achieves supreme hegemony, defeats all opponents, and pushes down countless beauties. Let’s see how he eventually reverses his destiny, goes against the will of heaven, and becomes a dumpling of heaven!
The dumplings of heaven are three little AhAhAhAhAhAh!
Are you talking about the pride of heaven?
Right?
Don't scare me Ah!
Please modify the typo?
I continued to watch, and then my heart became colder and colder, and I became more and more sure that I must have been cheated.
The Nine Heavens Emperor's Heart Sutra is divided into nine heavens in total
The first to the ninth levels are one, ten, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, hundreds, million, million, million, ten million, million, million, million, million, million, and million.
What do these numbers represent?
It represents...
The number of times I have sex with a woman
What the secret book says: Fucking ten thousand women, the great success of magic is actually wrong, fucking ten thousand women is just a small success
If you want to be truly successful, you have to have sex with a woman 100 million times...
Who the hell can do AhAhAhAhAhAhAh!
Plug-in?
It sounds very powerful, but in fact these are just words I use to comfort Yuedie
If it is in an ordinary world, Butterfly Wu can indeed be considered a magical outfit, and the power bonus Jing Jingzi gave me can barely be considered an external cheat
But where are we now?
This is the mother nest Ah!
Yes, there are divine outfits everywhere, and there are external accessories all over the ground. Ah!
Since I can get Butterfly Dance level equipment, there is no reason for others to do it
Jing Jingzi's heart seal is indeed very powerful, but Liu Hua and others' five elements of Qi refining are not vegetarians, let alone whether they have gained any new abilities in other mission worlds.
On the sixth day, I personally got into a fight with Siluo, but I was completely abused.
My strength is several times stronger than her, but my movements are too simple. I can’t even touch her body and talk about how to attack her?
Siru frowned, as if he was also troubled by this situation
It's been two days left, so it's definitely too late to teach a set of swordsmanship from beginning to end
If you spend points to learn directly, that kind of embarrassing situation will happen: the good ones are too expensive, the cheap ones are too useless
Master, do you want to go to the market to check it out? Fiona smiled and made a suggestion to me
So we all went to the market together
There are indeed many good things in the market, and they are much cheaper than those sold in the system mall
But after a long walk, I still didn't find anything that could be regarded as a super trump card
Just as I was about to go home, I heard a man's cry
Brother... Brother, Hello! Please wait a moment, please?
I turned around in confusion and saw a man wearing a robe covering his whole body.
He is about 178 years old and is wearing a hooded robe, which is the kind of hooded robe that pretends to be a magician.
He covered his hat and couldn't see clearly his face, and he could only see the parts below his nose
Although his voice sounds very clear, his appearance gives people a mysterious image
Is there anything wrong?
Brother, you have the light of Dao coming out of the sky spirit hood, do you know? At a young age... you have a body of muscles and bones that can be practiced horizontally. It is simply a martial arts genius that you will see once in a thousand years! If one day you can open the Ren and Du meridians, it will not be flying~ The mysterious man showed a cheerful big smile, and suddenly he flew across his mouth and said the extremely familiar classic lines.
Brother, I think you are really a martial arts genius. I have a few god-level secret books here. I think you are destined to be with me. I will give this book to you! As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell if I don’t go to hell, will I give it to you the task of punishing evil and eliminating evil and maintaining world peace! OK?
You lied to me and I haven't seen Kung Fu Ah! You must be a liar if you look like this!
I turned around and wanted to walk home with Fiona and Yuedie's hands
But unexpectedly, Fiona stood there, then pulled me hard twice with her hand, signaling me not to go so urgently
Oh, ah, ah, this guy, don’t leave so anxiously! I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are dull, your lips are cleft, your tongue is burnt, and your soul is dispersed. I will definitely visit friends in the near future. It’s better to listen to my words, so I will be very prosperous, my body is healthy and my spirit is clear, and I will eliminate disasters and avoid disasters. It’s all about me!
This mysterious man talked about the second classic trick of a liar
Seeing how he was talking, he seemed to be very excited and happy
I glanced at Fiona next to me, she seemed a little nervous.
Then I looked at the mysterious man in a bad tone and said: Don’t you think it’s so mysterious and disrespectful to people when you want to sell goods? At least take off your hat?
Oh~ That's because I am so handsome, I did it as a last resort. If you don't want your beautiful harems to fall in love with me at first sight and never forget it, I advise you not to ask me to do this.
………… His voice and the lines on the lower half of his face looked very young, and he seemed to be about eighteen years old, right?
Although I don't know if it's true or false, this is a world of infinite lust, and this kind of thing can really happen
Then what are you going to sell to me?
Alas, I am the student Ah, Ah, who is still studying, and our college specializes in design... After saying that, the mysterious man actually created a gasket machine out of thin air!
This gadget machine looks simple and simple, and the introduction is covered with several pictures like martial arts secrets.
We made this egg transfer machine by ourselves! These secrets are written by our department students. Ah, do you know? The original price of a egg transfer machine is 50,000 points. Today I have the chance to meet you here, so I only sell you 5,000 points...
You are a bag seller!
Ah is not Ah, what I sell is a secret, not a bag
Although I can't see his face clearly, I can still see that he really smiles so much.
Ah The biggest dream of our little creators is to open a branch in the city center of that mother nest Ah is like... Hey! Ah, please, brother, you... you will spend some money to fulfill our meager dream~
…………………………… Is this kind of clear businessman who is trying to lie to you really have Ah?
It's obviously a businessman, but his tone seems to deliberately arouse my anger.
And what did he just say?
A secret book written by yourself?
Is this kind of thing really useful?
The secret you wrote yourself? Is this kind of thing really useful? I asked directly
Of course it is possible! The maternal nest is certified, and the old and the old are not deceived! Practicing until the small success can strengthen the body, keep all poisons invade, prolong life, and never turn the golden spear until the great success can call the wind and rain, move mountains and seas, and roam the world, and be invincible! There is no rival in the world!
Then why don’t you practice by yourself?
Because practicing my secret book requires a natural posture! This guy, I see that there is a bone facing the sky on your forehead and a light in your eyes. It is the reincarnation of an immortal. If it weren't for you, how could I just find someone to stop him?
After saying that, the mysterious man continued: You have to know that the secrets I sell here can't be bought in other places! If you miss this time, even if you have money, you can't be bought.
Can't even buy the system mall?
Hehe...Who knows? It depends on what good thing you are transferring to
I looked at Fiona next to me again, and saw her nodding at me, but said nothing
OK, then I'll turn one
My wallet balance is 5197. After buying this one, it will be bankrupt.
But seeing Fiona looks like this, although I don’t know why, I decided to believe her
Hehe... your choice is wise! Listen to a certain point, you will never regret this decision today in the future!
So my hand reached to the glider machine, and then twisted him vigorously. At the same time as I was deducted, a black glider came out from the hole of the glider machine.
Hehe... Thank you for your patron! You will definitely not regret it. So let's do it first. Remember to open this gag when you get home! The mysterious man smiled, and in the next moment...
Alas? Brother... why did you stop suddenly? Why are you stupid? Yue Die turned around and looked at me in confusion. Si Ruo and Zi Xin on the side also had the same expression
Roach, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Isn’t it just a weird guy who cheats money?
I turned around and looked at them in confusion, and they also looked at me in confusion and blinked their eyes.
Then I turned my head and looked at the place where the mysterious man was standing just now...
The man actually disappeared from the front of my eyes!
I looked at the past scene in shock. What's going on now?
Did I meet a ghost in my mother's nest?
Hello! What's wrong? What's your expression? Why do you look like you see a ghost... Huh? Brother, what's the thing you are holding in your hand?
This is...Gauge Ah, wait! Didn't you see the mysterious man who summoned the gauge machine just now?
Brother... Yue Die's face seems to be a little white, have you really seen a ghost?
What is a gilder?
Siruo looked so cute, she couldn't help but remind me of her asking me what is sex?
At that time
But compared to this, it is no longer the time to pay attention to those things!
Explain to her after you get home
Fiona, you saw it too! That mysterious man who promoted the secrets!
...Well, Fiona nodded with excitement. That was 'one of the seven incredible ones of Ragfar'!
The seven incredible things about Ragfair? Yue Die opened her eyes wide and asked: What is that?
It is the urban legend that is circulating in our city of Lagfar! The owner just met the "mysterious liar in the market". It is said that several people were deceived and spent all their savings on him. As a result, they bought something completely useless. People who didn't know what this legend ran to complain to the Meow Clan, but even the Meow Clan couldn't find out who this person was!
Wait... Wait! Fiona, you said you bought something that was completely useless? When I heard Fiona's words, I quickly shouted anxiously: Then why did you ask me to buy Ah?
Yes... I'm sorry, but... because the seven incredibles are really rare! If you miss this time, you may not have the next time.
Fiona looked at me a little apologetically: In addition, the owner didn't seem to see anything he wanted to buy in the market, so since I had this opportunity... I wanted to make my own decision...
There is no chance to gamble. Is there any sign of hope if I gamble? I have a cat in my hand, and hope is endless? Looking at Fiona's expression of guilt, I hugged her tightly and kissed her
Wife~ I don’t mean to blame you! I know you are doing it for my own good. Maybe there is really something good in this gadget
Well... Fiona's face was red, and she looked a little happy after being hugged and kissed by me
So what exactly is Ah in this gag? Yue Die seems to have completely accepted my harem status. Even though she looked at the intimate process between Fiona and me, she did not show any dissatisfaction.
I looked at the black gag on my hand, and then jumped out of the system's item message
Secret Book Gallery: After you can use a random secret, the secret book you have opened will bind the user.
Price: 5,000
Note: From one of the seven incredible "Mysterious Scammers in the Market", it was the fault that the victim was too stupid to be cheated.
How is it now?
I don’t know what’s in the gag, but have I already preset that I’m being cheated?
I put away the capsule in my hand with a look of my eyes, and then said to my dear harems: Let's open it again when we go home, otherwise I'm worried that I will kneel here directly
Um……
And after we got home, I opened the ball under the anticipated gaze
At this moment, the light shines with a thousand auspicious airs!
Anomaly appeared in the room: birds sing and flowers scent, flowers bloomed, fire phoenixes flew, and real dragons soared into the sky!
There is still a vague sound of music
I'll give this lighting and sound effect 87 points, it can't be higher
Looking at the vision in the whole room, except for Zi Xin, the other four of us showed incredible expressions.
This looks like the real thing!
strangeness?
Isn't that person a liar?
Why can the things sold by scams be so gorgeous?
After the vision appeared for about ten seconds, it disappeared without a trace, and replaced it with a martial arts secret book in my hand
This secret book is probably like the kind of martial arts novel, with a blue book cover, and then wrinkled
The title of the book is white, and the name of this secret book is written in brush font
The Heart Sutra of the Nine Heavens Emperor This is the name of this secret book
Feel so domineering!
I feel so terrible!
Doesn’t this feel super awesome?
Could it be that my Long Aotian Road is really about to start?
Ahahah!
I've been waiting for this day for a long time Ah!
So I opened the first page with super excited and expectant feelings
There are only four characters on the right side of the first page, and there are only four characters on the left side of the page
All the miracles are a great success!
……… I was so excited that I was like I was poured with a big bucket of cold water. I don’t know why after seeing these eight words, I vaguely had a bad premonition.
Then I turned to the second page, and this secret book disappeared from my hand. Instead, it was my skill column. The relevant information about the Nine Heavens Emperor Heart Sutra appeared.
The Heart Sutra of the Nine Heavens Emperor: How should a little ordinary man embark on his imperial path? Let’s see how he achieves supreme hegemony, defeats all opponents, and pushes down countless beauties. Let’s see how he eventually reverses his destiny, goes against the will of heaven, and becomes a dumpling of heaven!
The dumplings of heaven are three little AhAhAhAhAhAh!
Are you talking about the pride of heaven?
Right?
Don't scare me Ah!
Please modify the typo?
I continued to watch, and then my heart became colder and colder, and I became more and more sure that I must have been cheated.
The Nine Heavens Emperor's Heart Sutra is divided into nine heavens in total
The first to the ninth levels are one, ten, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, hundreds, million, million, million, ten million, million, million, million, million, million, and million.
What do these numbers represent?
It represents...
The number of times I have sex with a woman
What the secret book says: Fucking ten thousand women, the great success of magic is actually wrong, fucking ten thousand women is just a small success
If you want to be truly successful, you have to have sex with a woman 100 million times...
Who the hell can do AhAhAhAhAhAhAh!
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