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Chapter 7 Nine-turnaway Dragon Spear

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Lin Yanhong smiled and said: Lu Yan and Lu Dongbin wrote a book called "Double Practice Record", which detailed descriptions of men and women's genitals, and hand-drawn attached pictures to facilitate future generations to find out!

Shui Linfeng exclaimed: Sister, you know, it’s really rare!

Lin Yanhong continued: The book summarizes four categories of 108 types of male and female genitals. In fact, many of them are similar and have little obvious characteristics. In actual intercourse, you can't feel any difference at all. There are five types of men's things, and you can feel them clearly in intercourse!

Shui Linfeng smiled and said: Sister, you are a virgin. She doesn’t want you to learn a lot of good things after becoming a ghost!

Su Xiu'er said: Do you really don't understand? Or do you pretend to be confused when you understand? The two ghosts have sex, and there is nothing they feel!

Shui Linfeng laughed and said: It turns out that there is no feeling for having sex with ghosts, so we have known each other for two years and have never even had a friendship wave. Is it because you don’t feel it?

Su Xiu'er grimaced in anger and scared him. Shui Linfeng smiled and said: I'm scared to death. I'll stay away from you in the future!

After saying that, he ran away, Su Xiu'er chased after him with a sneer.

Lin Yanhong jumped and said: Do you want to listen to me? You are such a crazy person and a crazy person, and you have enough matching!

Su Xiu'er stopped, stretched the ghost claws towards Shui Linfeng, turned her head and laughed and said to Lin Yanhong: Sister, keep talking! I want to listen!

Shui Linfeng said beside him: Su Xiu'er, please turn your body around when you turn your head, and turn your head and don't turn around, which scares me!

Su Xiuer ignored him and just urged Lin Yanhong to continue talking quickly

Lin Yanhong said: The four types are the Invincible Overlord Gun, the Nai War Vajra, the Pear Blossom Gun and the Xuanyang Gun; the Invincible Overlord Gun is long and has a fast thrust speed. When it is intertwined, it is like a storm, like a typhoon charge, and it is boundless to be happy!

Nai Zhan Jin Steel Pestle, it is said in ancient books that more than 2,000 years ago, Qin Shihuang's fucking husband Lao Guo was poisoned. He was dragged to the vegetable market by officials for adultery. Some people were curious and put his huge penis into the wheel and pulled the car with a horse. As a result, the reinforced wooden strips on the wheel were completely broken, but his giant penis was fine. One was hard and the other was Nai Zhan. After three days of fighting, Ye Yu ten women were just a little bit!

After the spear-drawing gun became hard, there was a living mouth two inches in front of the gun head. In a woman's vagina, she would turn the gun head by herself. A very few could curl up the gun head in the woman's vagina and then pop out quickly, and she told the woman to love her. Zhang Zongchang, the male favorite of Tang Wu Zetian, has this ability.

Of course, the Xuanyang Pestle is also a giant yang. The happiness is the moment of ejaculation. The sperm spurting time is three times longer than that of ordinary people. It can pour out extremely hot sperm, and the range is surprisingly far. It pours into the woman's heart. The size of each type of famous gun must be more than twenty centimeters. The Overlord Spear is even more than one foot long. The gun pestle that can reach 18 centimeters can only enter the stream just now and can barely become a pet of noble women and famous women!

The guns and pestles of men in our Daze ethnic group are usually around ten centimeters. It is not easy to protect one of their wives from being stolen by others. Don’t think about picking flowers and stealing jade. When picking flowers in small and small suns, they will make jokes to the women who are being stolen!

Su Xiu'er listened, first amazement, then inadvertently touched her lower body with her hands. When she heard Xiao Xiaoweiyang picking flowers, she lay on the ground with a smile.

Shui Linfeng smiled and said: Lie on the ground and laugh! Is it that exaggerated?

If the ghost had tears, Su Xiu'er would definitely laugh so hard that she burst into tears. She pointed at Shui Linfeng with a slender finger and said: I heard it! Xiaoxiaoweiyang goes to pick flowers! She will make jokes to women, so be honest in the future! Hahaha!

Shui Linfeng was not angry and said with a smile: Listen to the next one, Yanhong, let’s talk about the last one!

Lin Yanhong nodded and said: This fifth type can be said to be a rare good thing in a thousand years, called the Nine-turnaround Dragon Spear. Generally speaking, the size of the penis is proportional to the size when it is hard. A man will break his child's body as long as he has sex once.

However, the nine-turn dragon spear is very different. It is usually as thin as a slight sun, but as long as it is soaked in the flower liquid honey juice and changes, the dragon spear can change nine times, each time it becomes thicker and one inch longer. After the nine-turn changes, it can reach one foot or two inches long, and the thickness of the goose egg is longer than that of the Overlord spear!

Su Xiu'er's eyes were straight: Then he wouldn't be stabbed to death!

Lin Yanran smiled and said: It would be fine if it was long and thick. What was terrible is that one-third of the gun tip would rotate left and right, which was even more harsh than the Rikawa gun. After completing a change, the sperm was shot once, but the gun was not taken out and continued to move on to the next change, which took longer than Nai and the King Kong gun!

He smiled and saw Shui Linfeng with a smile and said: What's even more annoying is that this gun is extremely cunning. Only by completing the last variation of the Dragon Spear Nine Changes can the true Xuanyang Lihuo essence in his body be released. Although the previous eight ejaculation was also semen, it was by no means an essence. The owner of this gun often controls countless women and is still a boy!

Complete the first variation, nine beams of ejaculation, and the second variation, eighteen beams of ejaculation, nine transformations, eighty-one beams of dragon spear, and the semen is hotter than those of Xuanyuan Pestle. There are no women in the world who are under the gun!

The owner of this gun has excellent elasticity and is very easy to practice martial arts and Taoism. If it is the Four Spirit Pillar or the better Four Spirits Heavenly Pillar, practicing martial arts and Taoism will be twice the result with half the effort, and it is the main material for refining the Eternal Pill. It is just like a gun, and he likes to pretend to be stupid and eat a tiger...

Stop! Let's not talk about the following

Shui Linfeng interrupted urgently

Su Xiu'er widened her eyes and said: Xiaoshui's is not the Nine-turnaround Dragon Spear!

Lin Yanhong smiled and said: What do you think! It’s so stupid!

Shui Linfeng asked with a smile: Why is my sister so knowledgeable? Who did you learn from?

Lin Yanhong said: To be honest, I was originally a furnace and cauldron raised by Liu Bowen, the founding master of the Ming Dynasty. I only opened the furnace and refined the cauldron when I was seventeen years old, but I was bought by the barbarian Hu Dahai!

Shui Linfeng's eyes turned: Do you want to go with me?

Lin Yanhong said: You hit Hu Dahai just now. After I go back, I will inevitably be beaten. I have said so much, just to ask you to take me away!

Su Xiu'er shouted: Let's go together, don't you think of leaving me!

Shui Linfeng smiled bitterly and said: It’s really good to take you out to be a concubine, but unfortunately I can’t take you away!

Su Xiu'er said unresponsibly: Then how could you take her away?

Shui Linfeng smiled and showed the piece of grandmother's jade hanging on her chest. Lin Yanhong was carrying close to her body and said: I have her personal belongings that I had before her death, so I could take her away. If you want to leave, tell me where you were buried during your lifetime. I will dig a grave. Only after you have your things can you take you away!

He laughed and said to Lin Yanhong: After taking you out! How about being my private cauldron?

Lin Yanhong knelt down quickly: Thank you, Master, although Yanhong is a virgin, she has been trained by experts. In addition to her actual bed skills, her ventral skills have been a long battle. She does not talk about love with everyone, but it will definitely make you happy!

Shui Linfeng was about to answer, but he jumped out of Hu Dahai next to him, with dozens of fierce ghost soldiers behind him, shouting: Adult and erotic wife, do you want to elope with me on your back?

Shui Linfeng was furious: Big bearded man! Don’t make trouble! Even if you have many ghost soldiers before dark, what can you do to me!

Hu Dahai wanted to curse, but his face turned around, but he laughed again: You can't take her away, there is the mark of a bull-nosed Taoist in her soul. Even if it's the ends of the world, as long as I recite the spell, I can arrest her back!

Lin Yanhong said with one finger: Crawl over like a bitch, otherwise I will chant a curse and detain you and peel you two layers of skin!

After hearing this, Lin Yanhong felt miserable. She looked at Shui Linfeng, knelt on the ground, and crawled towards Hu Dahai step by step.

Shui Linfeng drove away two steps, put his left hand on her Tianling cover, stepped on her calf with her left foot and prevented her from moving. He used the soul searching secret technique to search her soul.

Hu Dahai laughed and said: Don’t be in vain! Liu Ji’s old bull’s nose is known as a half-immortal. You can break the curse he put!

After searching Lin Yanhong's soul, Shui Linfeng was still suspicious and was not sure. After hearing Hu Dahai's words, he laughed loudly, moved his left and right hands together, and twisted the soul-washing decision: The heaven and earth are shaking, the soul is clear and clean - break!

A purple aura rose, shattering another purple aura in Lin Yanhong's soul. Shui Linfeng grabbed Lin Yanhong's black hair and lifted it up. He withdrew her soul-grabbing hand and put her into the jade ritual she had before her death, and said: From now on, this little fairy is mine! Hu Dahai, you stupid ghost, when you are bored in the future, you can only get to play with your own pistol! Haha!

Hu Dahai looked at him with his eyes squinted and said: Little bastard, don’t be too happy too early! Just that is enough? It’s useless! Once I chant the spell, she has to come back to me obediently!

Shui Linfeng smiled and said: Look no further!

Hu Dahai put down his big axe in a hurry, twisted his thick black fat fingers, clumsyly bent his middle fingers, and recited the forbidden spell. After reciting for a long time, there was no movement. He glanced at Shui Linfeng in a hurry, and recited it several times.

Stop thinking! I unraveled her soul-binding spell, it was just a very simple talisman, to make you play tricks!

Shui Linfeng smiled and said

What's going on?

Hu Dahai Airway

Shui Linfeng leaned on a big bamboo with his arms in his arms, and smiled calmly and said: Tell me one thing, I will tell you what's going on and what's going on!

Hu Dahai said hatred: You said!

Shui Linfeng said: What kind of thing has spread the corpse all over the mountain?

Hu Dahai said: That's all, it's simple! Two male and female beast spirits, who are scattering corpses everywhere and seeking death. They have been killed by my soldiers. If I don't do this, Yan Jun wouldn't have transferred me from afar. If he didn't transfer me, he wouldn't have touched you, a turtle! If he couldn't touch you, he wouldn't have lost his Ai Nu. If he had known that your little bastard would have stood up, I wouldn't have come!

This kind of sinister beast looks like a sheep but not a sheep, or a pig but not a pig. It likes to kill people's brains, and cannot be used to kill them. It is not invasive to the fire and water. It can speak human words before it becomes a human form. It is cunning by nature and is extremely difficult to kill, but as long as you use a cypress branch to penetrate its little head, it will be finished immediately.

Shui Linfeng nodded: Have you cultivated into a human form? Where have you run?

Hu Dahai said: I have become a pair of dogs and men. I took the ghost soldiers and ran away in the direction of Nantian City!

Shui Linfeng smiled and said: Oh my stupid! He brought a lot of ghosts, and he couldn't even pack two pig-like things. It can be seen that some people are stupid when they are human beings, but they are still stupid even when they are ghosts!

Hu Dahai said angrily: Damn kid, who are you talking about? I am the General of Senluo Dian Town Hall. When you come down one day, let me see how I deal with you!

Shui Linfeng smiled and said: You just said Liu Ji! Where is he now?

When Hu Dahai heard about Liu Ji's place, he jumped up: The old man with a dead bull nose, the brothers who had been sworn in Juxianzhuang back then, no one saw him after his death. It has been more than 800 years, and he has not even seen a ghost. I am looking for him everywhere!

Shui Linfeng laughed and said: If a practitioner breaks out of the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements, how could he be with you, a dumb ghost nest? He is my senior brother, and Taoist Shao is our master. If it is the soul-binding talisman from another sect, I may not be able to solve it, but the senior brother is in the sect's soul, which is like waiting for the people from this sect to solve it...

Hu Dahai jumped up when he heard half of the ghost and scolded Liu Ji for not being a thing. Thinking about it, Old Liu was definitely not able to find it. He just took the water to vent his anger and called the ghost soldiers to take action. A ghost messenger sent an order and ordered him to return to the palace to report his order. He quickly followed the order to the ghost and did not delay it.

Hu Dahai was so angry that he didn't dare to disobey Yan Jun's orders. He cursed all the way and took the ghosts to the wind.

Shui Linfeng saw that it was getting late. She had been busy for most of the day and had not eaten lunch. She felt a little hungry. She said something to Su Xiu'er and called three bamboo chickens. Before the sun set, she took Lin Yanhong down Wanzhu Mountain.

After coming back, I handed over the four bamboo chickens to the old lady in water to clean up, and then fell asleep after falling back.

After dinner, Lin Yanhong was summoned from the jade, regardless of whether she wanted it or not, she re-encrypted her soul and accepted it as a female slave.

Lin Yanhong looked very happy, Shui Linfeng said: You are my female slave now! Are you not sad at all?

Lin Yanhong smiled and said: The little slave wishes to serve with his body!

When talking about physical body, Shui Linfeng remembered Lin Yanhong's physical body on the Jiangdu construction site. As long as the zombie cultivated into an inner alchemy and then closed her soul, she would be another beautiful slave with flesh and blood!

However, my own Taoism is too hidden, and the combination of soul and flesh is not that simple.

It’s not easy to practice mysterious skills!

When the mysterious skill first began to build the foundation, if there was no full of spiritual energy in the heaven and earth, the qi in the dantian would be difficult to form, and the internal alchemy would be a fantasy.

Practice without a large amount of heaven and earth energy, and practice until you die, it is good to feel that there is energy in your dantian.

Only a strong martial arts true qi can collect one innate true qi, one innate true qi can collect one in heaven and earth spiritual energy, and one in thousands of heaven and earth spiritual energy can collect one in Xuantian Daoqi. Only when the spiritual energy is sufficient can it form Qi in the dantian. I don’t know how long it takes to be converted into an inner alchemy in the dantian. Start by practicing martial arts and gathering true qi. If you want to cultivate the innate Daoqi, just dream!

Practicing martial arts and practicing Taoism depends on everyone's understanding

As long as you can understand martial arts and practice hard every day, it will not be difficult to become a peerless master.

To practice Taoism, one must also realize it. After realizing it, one must not only practice diligently, but also depend on opportunities. The so-called Tao follows the destiny of those who are destined to be!

If Lin Yan wants to combine the soul and flesh, Shui Linfeng must form an inner alchemy

Now I can only bring her out for the time being

Lin Yanhong is a red evil ghost. Before becoming a ghost, it was Liu Ji's furnace. The three souls and six spirits had been refined by Liu Ji. After his death, Liu Ji used a trick to bury her on the Bagua Eye of Tai Chi Yin and Yang, absorbing a large amount of gloomy energy, forming Yin Yuan, and the soul will not dissipate without being hit hard.

In order to help her practice better, Shui Linfeng not only taught her a set of methods of practice, but also took the risk of stealing a Yin-Yang bell from the Dabaoen Temple, which was crowded with monks, and disguised it and hung it on the south-facing high-top of the garbage station, which was not eye-catching.

Yin and Yang bells can gather yin and absorb yang, and are the best place to hide in the soul cultivation.

Before leaving the next day, I told Shui Lao San that the bamboo forest on the mountain was a matter of underworld, so I didn’t care! I told Lin Yanhong not to come out to show off easily, and took a simple change of clothes and went to school to register.

On Hankou Road, the entire street was full of students from South University. Shui Linfeng just showed his face at the school gate when he was caught by Tao Bingbing from the student union. Shui Linfeng didn't want to stand stupidly at the gate and stayed busy like a fool.

The excuse was that he ran away twice but didn't run away. He was busy at the gate. There were more girls and fewer boys. It was obvious that women were much stupider than men. If boys had this time, they had already gone to drink with new and old friends.

Wang Jianbo, who was far away, waved to Shui Linfeng with two classmates he had met, but refused to take a step towards this side. Shui Linfeng almost begged Tao Bingbinghuo: Good sister, someone in our class is calling me! Let me go!

No! You will be allowed to leave after you finish your work!

Tao Lin said with a glaring eyes

When he saw Wang Jianbo waving in the distance, he also knew him. At the end of August, the person who asked Shui Linfeng and Wang Jianbo to come to the school to help was Tao Bingbing.

He shouted to Wang Jianbo: Wang Jianbo! Come here! I have something to tell you!

Wang Jianbo hurriedly covered his ears with both hands and escaped, and the two freshmen behind him also ran away in a hurry!

Tao Bingbing stomped her feet in hatred and said to Shui Linfeng: You dare to run away!

Tao Bingbing is not pretty, but she is not ugly either. Her young and plump body exudes a pleasant smell of meat from time to time. She is from Nantian City. She is already in her junior year and lives in Wutai Mountain not far away.

Nowadays, girls are already enlightened. Shui Linfeng is surprisingly majestic and handsome, and younger than her. I don’t know whether it is intentional or intentional. From time to time, she squeezes and touches Shui Linfeng with somewhere in her body from time to time.

Finally, it was time to diving, Shui Linfeng smiled bitterly and said to her: Good sister! You can leave now! My luggage hasn't been put in place yet!

Tao Bingbing smiled and said: Just right! So is me! Help me take my luggage and go back to the dormitory together!

After saying that, he didn't care whether Shui Linfeng was willing or not, and dragged out a large suitcase from the side.

Shui Linfeng smiled bitterly: What stuff is installed! So many! Are you here to go to school or to escape from famine!

Tao Bingbing smiled and said: Don’t say anything! I’ll treat you to a meal later!

Shui Linfeng had no choice but to drag a suitcase and walked behind her like a defeated chicken. Tao Bingbing walked in front, looking back at Shui Linfeng from time to time, smiling like a flower

Shui Linfeng went back to put her luggage, Tao Bingbing followed closely behind Wang Jianbo and the other two were frightened to death when they saw her, and hurriedly hid the book in their hands under the mat.

Tao Bingbing's mistress, three-year-old than Shui Linfeng and the other four. She knew what Wang Jianbo and the other two were watching, but she pretended to be stupid: What are you watching? Take it out! Otherwise, it will be nice to see!

As he spoke, he quickly pulled out the corner of a book.

Wang Jianbo and the other two complained in unison, and the cover of the book reads: Big Boba, Xiao Boba...

The picture is even more frankincense-colored, and the eyes were narrowed into slits: What is this?

Wang Jianbo and the other two beg for mercy: Good sister! Bless us!

Tao Bingbing smiled and said: Will I still agree to you in the future?

Wang Jianbo and the other two said together: Agree! If you don’t agree, you will be a puppy!

Tao Bingbing put down the book, gave Wang Jianbo a thunderous thunder, and pulled Shui Linfeng's wrist out.