One hot summer evening, it was just weekend get off work, Ye Yunliu walked on the way back to rent a house with her tired body. In fact, her physical fatigue is easy to say, but she feels weak in her heart about the dullness of life.
Day after day, I look at the computer, repeating the same days every day, thinking about when I pass away decades later, looking back on my life, there is nothing to praise, life is like boiled water, without a trace of highlights.
Ye Yunliu felt creepy, what a fuck!After saying that, he kicked an empty can on the side of the road.
oops!
Ye Yunliu was shocked, afraid that it would hit someone, so he hurriedly ran towards the voice.
I saw an old fortune teller lying on the side of the road, with the cloth banner beside him saying, "Do everything is wrong with the world." Ye Yunliu smiled secretly in his heart, but seeing that the old chariot really didn't look like he was pretending, he couldn't laugh: Mr., what's wrong with you?
The old charlatan slowly opened his eyes: Little brother, don’t worry, it’s not about your can. I’m about my life, and this is my fate.
Seeing what he said seriously, Ye Yunliu was both angry and funny. The person in front of him often fooled himself into a lunatic. Old sir, you better stop talking. I'll call an ambulance for you now.After saying that, I took out my cell phone and was about to call 120.
Do you know how much it costs to call an ambulance?The old charlatan unexpectedly glanced at Ye Yunliu more.
Calling an ambulance requires money?Ye Yunliu was stupid. Isn’t there anything on TV that I called an ambulance immediately?
You can't leave if you lose a thousand yuan.The old charlatan sat up cross-legged and tidied up his clothes. It was impossible to tell that the little brother was in a good heart. In the current social atmosphere, he was not afraid that I would cheat you after being sent to the hospital.Forget it, meeting today is fate.Little brother, come here, I will calculate the last hexagram before I die.
Somehow, Ye Yunliu felt a strange magic in the old charlatan's words, and obediently sat in front of the old charlatan.
The old charlatan took Ye Yunliu's vein and looked at Ye Yunliu's face from side to side: Strange, it's really strange!
Ye Yunliu knew that this was a common fortune-telling trick, and he didn't care. What's so strange about it?
The little brother is destined to be entangled by peach blossoms for the rest of his life.
What?Ye Yunliu was immediately happy. He is still a virgin. Every Valentine's Day, others show their love photos, so he can only take a photo with his left hand.
The old charlatan was so anxious that he grabbed his head and muttered to himself: How is it possible? It’s obvious that he is just an ordinary person, how could he have such a mysterious fate? No, no...
Ye Yunliu felt that she had encountered a lunatic and was too lazy to pay attention to it anymore, so she stood up and was about to leave.
Suddenly, the old charlatan's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Ye Yunliu and laughed out loud: I finally figured it out.I will not make mistakes in my fate. Since God has destined you to be surrounded by peach blossoms, then you will definitely be surrounded by peach blossoms.So what if you are an ordinary person? The reason why I can't understand is just because you lack a basis for convincing me.But God asked me to meet you before I died, isn’t it just to solve this problem?Haha, boy, kowtow and worship me as my teacher. I will teach you all my skills.
Neuropathy.Ye Yunliu looked at him and turned around and left.
But I didn't know that my right hand was caught by the old charlatan and I couldn't pull it out with all my strength.
You should know that you have always been strong and have practiced Sanda for a while, so how could you be pulled by the skinny Taoist in front of you and unable to move at all?
I see that you are not smart, your bones are not so slim, and your appearance is not as ordinary as you are. I plan to accept you as your successor just because of God's will. If someone else had asked my father to sue her grandmother, I wouldn't even take a look. How could you be so ungrateful?The old charlatan glared at Ye Yunliu fiercely.
Feeling the pain from his hands, Ye Yunliu thought that this charlatan was probably quite famous, so she turned around and sat down to listen to what he was going to say. Okay, I just want to be your teacher, but I will avoid kowtowing. What era is this?
The old charlatan was so angry that he was tiring: I must have owe you in my previous life.Listen to it, our sect is called the Sei Sect, which was established in the Spring and Autumn Period and has been two thousand years now.
Blow, keep blowing.Since your sect has existed for two thousand years, why have I never heard of it?Ye Yunliu curled his lips.
Boy, don't interrupt.That is the biggest secret of our colorless gate. You must first agree to me. No matter how capable you are in the future, you cannot let your reputation be revealed in the world.The old charlatan reminded him seriously.
Is there such a weird rule?Ye Yunliu couldn't understand.
Haha, you don’t understand it now. When you know everything, even if you don’t have my husband’s instructions, you will remember this yourself, otherwise you will be wiped out by the whole world.Seeing that he was indifferent, the old charlatan didn't care.
Ye Yunliu didn't believe it: Is there such an exaggeration? Iron Man still lives well.
The old charlatan despised: What is Iron Man? If you have obtained the inheritance of the Colorless Sect, how could you look down on the Iron Man?
Could it be that everyone in the colorless gate is full of superhumans?Ye Yunliu felt more and more that the old charlatan was blowing the air.
When the abilities of Superman and the Colorless Door are placed in front of you and let ten people choose, the last ten people will choose the abilities of the Colorless Door.The old charlatan said proudly.
Day after day, I look at the computer, repeating the same days every day, thinking about when I pass away decades later, looking back on my life, there is nothing to praise, life is like boiled water, without a trace of highlights.
Ye Yunliu felt creepy, what a fuck!After saying that, he kicked an empty can on the side of the road.
oops!
Ye Yunliu was shocked, afraid that it would hit someone, so he hurriedly ran towards the voice.
I saw an old fortune teller lying on the side of the road, with the cloth banner beside him saying, "Do everything is wrong with the world." Ye Yunliu smiled secretly in his heart, but seeing that the old chariot really didn't look like he was pretending, he couldn't laugh: Mr., what's wrong with you?
The old charlatan slowly opened his eyes: Little brother, don’t worry, it’s not about your can. I’m about my life, and this is my fate.
Seeing what he said seriously, Ye Yunliu was both angry and funny. The person in front of him often fooled himself into a lunatic. Old sir, you better stop talking. I'll call an ambulance for you now.After saying that, I took out my cell phone and was about to call 120.
Do you know how much it costs to call an ambulance?The old charlatan unexpectedly glanced at Ye Yunliu more.
Calling an ambulance requires money?Ye Yunliu was stupid. Isn’t there anything on TV that I called an ambulance immediately?
You can't leave if you lose a thousand yuan.The old charlatan sat up cross-legged and tidied up his clothes. It was impossible to tell that the little brother was in a good heart. In the current social atmosphere, he was not afraid that I would cheat you after being sent to the hospital.Forget it, meeting today is fate.Little brother, come here, I will calculate the last hexagram before I die.
Somehow, Ye Yunliu felt a strange magic in the old charlatan's words, and obediently sat in front of the old charlatan.
The old charlatan took Ye Yunliu's vein and looked at Ye Yunliu's face from side to side: Strange, it's really strange!
Ye Yunliu knew that this was a common fortune-telling trick, and he didn't care. What's so strange about it?
The little brother is destined to be entangled by peach blossoms for the rest of his life.
What?Ye Yunliu was immediately happy. He is still a virgin. Every Valentine's Day, others show their love photos, so he can only take a photo with his left hand.
The old charlatan was so anxious that he grabbed his head and muttered to himself: How is it possible? It’s obvious that he is just an ordinary person, how could he have such a mysterious fate? No, no...
Ye Yunliu felt that she had encountered a lunatic and was too lazy to pay attention to it anymore, so she stood up and was about to leave.
Suddenly, the old charlatan's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Ye Yunliu and laughed out loud: I finally figured it out.I will not make mistakes in my fate. Since God has destined you to be surrounded by peach blossoms, then you will definitely be surrounded by peach blossoms.So what if you are an ordinary person? The reason why I can't understand is just because you lack a basis for convincing me.But God asked me to meet you before I died, isn’t it just to solve this problem?Haha, boy, kowtow and worship me as my teacher. I will teach you all my skills.
Neuropathy.Ye Yunliu looked at him and turned around and left.
But I didn't know that my right hand was caught by the old charlatan and I couldn't pull it out with all my strength.
You should know that you have always been strong and have practiced Sanda for a while, so how could you be pulled by the skinny Taoist in front of you and unable to move at all?
I see that you are not smart, your bones are not so slim, and your appearance is not as ordinary as you are. I plan to accept you as your successor just because of God's will. If someone else had asked my father to sue her grandmother, I wouldn't even take a look. How could you be so ungrateful?The old charlatan glared at Ye Yunliu fiercely.
Feeling the pain from his hands, Ye Yunliu thought that this charlatan was probably quite famous, so she turned around and sat down to listen to what he was going to say. Okay, I just want to be your teacher, but I will avoid kowtowing. What era is this?
The old charlatan was so angry that he was tiring: I must have owe you in my previous life.Listen to it, our sect is called the Sei Sect, which was established in the Spring and Autumn Period and has been two thousand years now.
Blow, keep blowing.Since your sect has existed for two thousand years, why have I never heard of it?Ye Yunliu curled his lips.
Boy, don't interrupt.That is the biggest secret of our colorless gate. You must first agree to me. No matter how capable you are in the future, you cannot let your reputation be revealed in the world.The old charlatan reminded him seriously.
Is there such a weird rule?Ye Yunliu couldn't understand.
Haha, you don’t understand it now. When you know everything, even if you don’t have my husband’s instructions, you will remember this yourself, otherwise you will be wiped out by the whole world.Seeing that he was indifferent, the old charlatan didn't care.
Ye Yunliu didn't believe it: Is there such an exaggeration? Iron Man still lives well.
The old charlatan despised: What is Iron Man? If you have obtained the inheritance of the Colorless Sect, how could you look down on the Iron Man?
Could it be that everyone in the colorless gate is full of superhumans?Ye Yunliu felt more and more that the old charlatan was blowing the air.
When the abilities of Superman and the Colorless Door are placed in front of you and let ten people choose, the last ten people will choose the abilities of the Colorless Door.The old charlatan said proudly.