Lao Tu and Ka Zhen invited him to hunt in the forest. However, now the country has banned guns and even air guns are not allowed to play. Therefore, Lao Tu has worked hard to create hunting bows and hunting spears. Lao Tu has carried a strong bow on his shoulders and held a sharp spear in his hands, which is so powerful that all small animals such as rats and birds change their faces when they hear the earth. They see the holes and look at the ground. After searching for two or three days, they can't find a living animal (it seems that the country has some truths about banning guns, and even plants are shot through thousands of holes).
Fortunately, there were some wild fruits in the forest. I picked them and ate them. The stomach was sour and bitter, and I poisoned several thousand-year-old roundworms in my stomach. I was happy and wanted to fight Kazhen in the wild. Kazhen refused to obey. I cried, made a fuss and hanged. Unexpectedly, I just hung them up and found that the carefully selected branches were not broken. I shouted in panic: Kazhen, help me, I haven’t eaten these days, I have lost a lot of pounds, and this tree has been falling... Cough cough!
Ka Zhen was kind and did not care about past grudges and saved Lao Tu. Lao Tu vowed to shoot birds, but the birds could fly high, and the power of the hunting bow could not reach such a high place. He searched and searched, and found a baby mouse. Such a mouse was so good!
(…Accidentally stealing "I Am a Little Bird") With the lesson learned last time, Old Tu decided not to shoot at high places and resolutely not shoot birds!
So while chasing the mouse, he told Kajin that the bird was so cute, his hunting bow was kind, and he was kind, so he changed to shooting cute little animals, such as baby rats.
Unexpectedly, the little white mouse ran very fast and quickly got into the forest and grass. He cated and searched gently in the forest and grass (afraid of snakes). After searching for a long time, he heard the little white mouse moan (it was probably bitten by a poisonous snake), and hurriedly pulled out the grass in front of him and looked forward. He drank, the little white mouse's butt was white and tender, which made people drool (the prices rose, I haven't eaten meat for a long time).
Lao Tu immediately transformed into Houyi. In his eyes, Ka Zhen was always Chang'e. He gave Fairy Chang'e a slanted look and said I want to shoot your jade rabbit. Ka Zhen thrust the two little white rabbits on his chest, saying that if you have a species, you can shoot. Lao Tu was very excited to see it and missed the arrow. Although the arrow branch was shot flat this time, the range was still super short, but it strangely shot the white rat butt in the forest (that was probably bitten by a poisonous snake). He could only hear a sad cry from the rat's mouth, and a huge savage (not wearing any clothes) collapsed from the forest (not wearing any clothes). Lao Tu and Ka Zhen immediately recognized that the savage was the lustful beast Blu.
Blu (crazy, lifting eggs): Is it you?
Are you looking for death?
Dare to cum my ass!
Old-minded (walking a few steps forward, I saw Tianyi who was destroyed by half to death...): Fuck, a bastard, you do all your moral things during the New Year, but you actually destroy the seedlings of the world?
Kazhen saw Bru's bloody lust, and was jealous, angry, and got angry. She pulled the old-fashioned side and said: Great director, you have destroyed me too!
The old-fashioned was about to take off his pants when he suddenly saw Bru's super thick and long object. His inferiority complex was like a surging river. He said to him worriedly: Kazhen, I am a serious person, kind, honest and cute by nature, so my things are not as terrifying, ugly and scary as a bastard, but are very slender, cute and kind. I call it a kind match. Do you want to be a girl who buys matches?
Kajin (shyly undressed): Well, I want to be a little girl who buys matches, as long as your matches are burning strong enough!
Old-fashioned (great joy, remove pants in public): I haven't burned for decades, and this time it must be like a volcanic eruption.
Bru ran over to block Lao Tu, hugged Ka Zhen and kissed him wildly. Lao Tu was so angry that he ran over to suppress the dying Tianyi and shouted: Bastard, if you dare to compete with me Ka Zhen, I will go to Tianyi!
Blu (laughing proudly): Lust, Tianyi just enjoyed my huge stick, can your little match satisfy her?
Old rustic was so angry that he took off his pants and exposed the little match, and advanced into Tianyi's blood hole. Unexpectedly, he couldn't enter. He shouted: "Wow, why can't even get into the little match? I'm so anxious!"
Bru (laughing): Haha!
Lustful land, don’t waste your energy. I have put life shackles on Tianyi. Even if you are a little match, you can’t get in. You realize that who told you, a bad director, to make me so powerful?
I feel a little embarrassed when I am so strong that I don’t hear many viewers say that I am a super stallion?
Old-fashioned (disdainfully): What's wrong with stallion?
How many people dream of being a stallion? Only a man like me who is loyal by nature can dream of being a beloved lover, hehe.
Blu let go of Ka Zhen, ran over and kicked Lao Tu away, and cursed: "Don't say it's dedicated to me, Damn, I just wanted to attack my Ka Zhen, but I blocked it and ran to attack my Tianyi again. But I couldn't help but say it's dedicated to you, you're just a bullshit!"
Lao Tu picked up the hunting bow on the ground and said angrily: Bastard, don’t mess with me. Today I have strong weapons. You are fucking a little girl in the field during the Chinese New Year, but I just want to hunt with Kazhen. I don’t know how many times purer than you. If you dare to insult my pure heart, I will immediately hunt you as a lustful beast!
(To apply the classic online sentence: I am a sharpshooter, who am I afraid of?) Kajin (lying on the grass, raising his limbs): supporting the wise decision-making of the earth director.
Old Tu threw away the bow and arrow, rushed towards Kazhen, shouting: It is better to fire a bullet than to fire a bow!
Blu kicked the old man away with another kick and scolded: Get out of here, he is simply a lustful beast. Facing such innocent Kazhen, he actually wants to destroy her purity. Damn, it’s not human!
The old man climbed up and stood up, pulled his bow and posed, and shouted: Bastard, you are not a human. The audience and I were just thinking about it, but you have already taken action. Your mother's lustful beast is not from humans. Today I want to uphold justice for the world and punish you, the shameless lustful beast for women and children all over the world!
Blu (sentient): Come to Ah, come to Ah, I am afraid that you will not succeed, I am invincible, as strong as iron and stone, I am afraid that your bad bow?
I was so angry that I wanted to smash the bow, but I thought that this was his only weapon now (his spear was smashed by him), so I could not smash it anymore, so I waved to Ka Zhen who was lying on the ground and said: Ka Zhen, stand by me quickly, I will protect you from the destruction of lustful beasts.
Blu picked up Tianyi who was paralyzed on the ground, sneered and sneered, and said: Lust, you are even more lustful than me. Last time I fooled me with the rotten newspaper and fooled Ka Zhen away. Have you already slept with Ka Zhen?
(Ka Zhenyi's innocent expression: Slave is pure...) Old-fashioned (Bow Qian trembles so angry): Bitch, don't defile my purity. I just saw Ka Zhen so cute. This New Year's Eve, take her around and receive some red envelopes. Who knows those guys, all of them are more lewd than you. When they see Ka Zhen, they are so beautiful and cute. They are all jealous. They don't even let go of the thirteen-year-old girl. They want to sleep with her when they give the red envelope. I tore their red envelopes on the spot. Damn, look at what happened. The guys who thought they were rich were sealed with newspapers to Ka Zhen. I tried my best to find them. But I was wanted by the police uncle and said I was pimped, so I hid in this deep mountains and hiding the wind. I continued to pack the card and go public after the beginning of the year.
Blu (big joy): You are so lustful, you didn’t sleep?
Old Tu (Justice Report): I'm fucking your wife, I'm an honest and good person, how could I do something about a lustful beast?
Ka Zhen (super and slim breasts): The director of the country took me back and said he wanted to educate me about sex. I accidentally punched him twice, and he said that I was helpless and could not teach me no matter how much I teach, so I did not continue to educate me in depth.
Blu (dance with Tianyi in your arms): Kazhen, let me teach you, look, how good I have taught Tianyi!
Ka Zhen held the old Tu's arm, shook Ah, acted coquettishly: Director, Brother Blu said he wanted to educate me, please arrange a scene between me and Brother Blu quickly...Blu (panicked): Ka Zhen, don't shake me Ah, you're going to make a mistake!
collapse!
Lao Tu's hand tightening the string was shaken by Ka Zhen, and the arrow shot wildly from close range, hitting Bru's arrogant genitals (the target was too huge). Bru screamed in pain. Lao Tu hurriedly turned around and ran away. Ka Zhen chased Lao Tu and shouted: Director, director, don't run away. Brother Bru's pheasant was hunted by you, call Bai Car Ah!
Lao Tu ran and shouted: The deep mountains and wild ridges, the phone has no signal Ah, I'm the best idea to walk!
Kazhen: Wait for me, oh brother, wait for the girl, oh brother, the lewd whip is squirting blood like Ximen Qing, the girl is afraid... Blu (screaming like a pig killing): Huwa!
Let me catch the lust, I will use the embroidery needle to stab your match head, let you know the effectiveness of acupuncture, stand, stop for me, stop for me, stop for me, please call Shui Yueling over, only she can heal my injured cock.
Ka Zhen (screamed in anger): Brother Tu, run quickly, run quickly, don’t call Shui Yueling, Ka Zhen seriously accepts your sex education next time.
Tianyi (screaming): Hey, why did you forget me?Why am I satisfied with the lustful beast but no lines Ah?
Fortunately, there were some wild fruits in the forest. I picked them and ate them. The stomach was sour and bitter, and I poisoned several thousand-year-old roundworms in my stomach. I was happy and wanted to fight Kazhen in the wild. Kazhen refused to obey. I cried, made a fuss and hanged. Unexpectedly, I just hung them up and found that the carefully selected branches were not broken. I shouted in panic: Kazhen, help me, I haven’t eaten these days, I have lost a lot of pounds, and this tree has been falling... Cough cough!
Ka Zhen was kind and did not care about past grudges and saved Lao Tu. Lao Tu vowed to shoot birds, but the birds could fly high, and the power of the hunting bow could not reach such a high place. He searched and searched, and found a baby mouse. Such a mouse was so good!
(…Accidentally stealing "I Am a Little Bird") With the lesson learned last time, Old Tu decided not to shoot at high places and resolutely not shoot birds!
So while chasing the mouse, he told Kajin that the bird was so cute, his hunting bow was kind, and he was kind, so he changed to shooting cute little animals, such as baby rats.
Unexpectedly, the little white mouse ran very fast and quickly got into the forest and grass. He cated and searched gently in the forest and grass (afraid of snakes). After searching for a long time, he heard the little white mouse moan (it was probably bitten by a poisonous snake), and hurriedly pulled out the grass in front of him and looked forward. He drank, the little white mouse's butt was white and tender, which made people drool (the prices rose, I haven't eaten meat for a long time).
Lao Tu immediately transformed into Houyi. In his eyes, Ka Zhen was always Chang'e. He gave Fairy Chang'e a slanted look and said I want to shoot your jade rabbit. Ka Zhen thrust the two little white rabbits on his chest, saying that if you have a species, you can shoot. Lao Tu was very excited to see it and missed the arrow. Although the arrow branch was shot flat this time, the range was still super short, but it strangely shot the white rat butt in the forest (that was probably bitten by a poisonous snake). He could only hear a sad cry from the rat's mouth, and a huge savage (not wearing any clothes) collapsed from the forest (not wearing any clothes). Lao Tu and Ka Zhen immediately recognized that the savage was the lustful beast Blu.
Blu (crazy, lifting eggs): Is it you?
Are you looking for death?
Dare to cum my ass!
Old-minded (walking a few steps forward, I saw Tianyi who was destroyed by half to death...): Fuck, a bastard, you do all your moral things during the New Year, but you actually destroy the seedlings of the world?
Kazhen saw Bru's bloody lust, and was jealous, angry, and got angry. She pulled the old-fashioned side and said: Great director, you have destroyed me too!
The old-fashioned was about to take off his pants when he suddenly saw Bru's super thick and long object. His inferiority complex was like a surging river. He said to him worriedly: Kazhen, I am a serious person, kind, honest and cute by nature, so my things are not as terrifying, ugly and scary as a bastard, but are very slender, cute and kind. I call it a kind match. Do you want to be a girl who buys matches?
Kajin (shyly undressed): Well, I want to be a little girl who buys matches, as long as your matches are burning strong enough!
Old-fashioned (great joy, remove pants in public): I haven't burned for decades, and this time it must be like a volcanic eruption.
Bru ran over to block Lao Tu, hugged Ka Zhen and kissed him wildly. Lao Tu was so angry that he ran over to suppress the dying Tianyi and shouted: Bastard, if you dare to compete with me Ka Zhen, I will go to Tianyi!
Blu (laughing proudly): Lust, Tianyi just enjoyed my huge stick, can your little match satisfy her?
Old rustic was so angry that he took off his pants and exposed the little match, and advanced into Tianyi's blood hole. Unexpectedly, he couldn't enter. He shouted: "Wow, why can't even get into the little match? I'm so anxious!"
Bru (laughing): Haha!
Lustful land, don’t waste your energy. I have put life shackles on Tianyi. Even if you are a little match, you can’t get in. You realize that who told you, a bad director, to make me so powerful?
I feel a little embarrassed when I am so strong that I don’t hear many viewers say that I am a super stallion?
Old-fashioned (disdainfully): What's wrong with stallion?
How many people dream of being a stallion? Only a man like me who is loyal by nature can dream of being a beloved lover, hehe.
Blu let go of Ka Zhen, ran over and kicked Lao Tu away, and cursed: "Don't say it's dedicated to me, Damn, I just wanted to attack my Ka Zhen, but I blocked it and ran to attack my Tianyi again. But I couldn't help but say it's dedicated to you, you're just a bullshit!"
Lao Tu picked up the hunting bow on the ground and said angrily: Bastard, don’t mess with me. Today I have strong weapons. You are fucking a little girl in the field during the Chinese New Year, but I just want to hunt with Kazhen. I don’t know how many times purer than you. If you dare to insult my pure heart, I will immediately hunt you as a lustful beast!
(To apply the classic online sentence: I am a sharpshooter, who am I afraid of?) Kajin (lying on the grass, raising his limbs): supporting the wise decision-making of the earth director.
Old Tu threw away the bow and arrow, rushed towards Kazhen, shouting: It is better to fire a bullet than to fire a bow!
Blu kicked the old man away with another kick and scolded: Get out of here, he is simply a lustful beast. Facing such innocent Kazhen, he actually wants to destroy her purity. Damn, it’s not human!
The old man climbed up and stood up, pulled his bow and posed, and shouted: Bastard, you are not a human. The audience and I were just thinking about it, but you have already taken action. Your mother's lustful beast is not from humans. Today I want to uphold justice for the world and punish you, the shameless lustful beast for women and children all over the world!
Blu (sentient): Come to Ah, come to Ah, I am afraid that you will not succeed, I am invincible, as strong as iron and stone, I am afraid that your bad bow?
I was so angry that I wanted to smash the bow, but I thought that this was his only weapon now (his spear was smashed by him), so I could not smash it anymore, so I waved to Ka Zhen who was lying on the ground and said: Ka Zhen, stand by me quickly, I will protect you from the destruction of lustful beasts.
Blu picked up Tianyi who was paralyzed on the ground, sneered and sneered, and said: Lust, you are even more lustful than me. Last time I fooled me with the rotten newspaper and fooled Ka Zhen away. Have you already slept with Ka Zhen?
(Ka Zhenyi's innocent expression: Slave is pure...) Old-fashioned (Bow Qian trembles so angry): Bitch, don't defile my purity. I just saw Ka Zhen so cute. This New Year's Eve, take her around and receive some red envelopes. Who knows those guys, all of them are more lewd than you. When they see Ka Zhen, they are so beautiful and cute. They are all jealous. They don't even let go of the thirteen-year-old girl. They want to sleep with her when they give the red envelope. I tore their red envelopes on the spot. Damn, look at what happened. The guys who thought they were rich were sealed with newspapers to Ka Zhen. I tried my best to find them. But I was wanted by the police uncle and said I was pimped, so I hid in this deep mountains and hiding the wind. I continued to pack the card and go public after the beginning of the year.
Blu (big joy): You are so lustful, you didn’t sleep?
Old Tu (Justice Report): I'm fucking your wife, I'm an honest and good person, how could I do something about a lustful beast?
Ka Zhen (super and slim breasts): The director of the country took me back and said he wanted to educate me about sex. I accidentally punched him twice, and he said that I was helpless and could not teach me no matter how much I teach, so I did not continue to educate me in depth.
Blu (dance with Tianyi in your arms): Kazhen, let me teach you, look, how good I have taught Tianyi!
Ka Zhen held the old Tu's arm, shook Ah, acted coquettishly: Director, Brother Blu said he wanted to educate me, please arrange a scene between me and Brother Blu quickly...Blu (panicked): Ka Zhen, don't shake me Ah, you're going to make a mistake!
collapse!
Lao Tu's hand tightening the string was shaken by Ka Zhen, and the arrow shot wildly from close range, hitting Bru's arrogant genitals (the target was too huge). Bru screamed in pain. Lao Tu hurriedly turned around and ran away. Ka Zhen chased Lao Tu and shouted: Director, director, don't run away. Brother Bru's pheasant was hunted by you, call Bai Car Ah!
Lao Tu ran and shouted: The deep mountains and wild ridges, the phone has no signal Ah, I'm the best idea to walk!
Kazhen: Wait for me, oh brother, wait for the girl, oh brother, the lewd whip is squirting blood like Ximen Qing, the girl is afraid... Blu (screaming like a pig killing): Huwa!
Let me catch the lust, I will use the embroidery needle to stab your match head, let you know the effectiveness of acupuncture, stand, stop for me, stop for me, stop for me, please call Shui Yueling over, only she can heal my injured cock.
Ka Zhen (screamed in anger): Brother Tu, run quickly, run quickly, don’t call Shui Yueling, Ka Zhen seriously accepts your sex education next time.
Tianyi (screaming): Hey, why did you forget me?Why am I satisfied with the lustful beast but no lines Ah?
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