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The last words of the volume: "The Movie Editing of the Nonsense"

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After working hard in the industry for a long time, Lao Tu has a little grasp of the shooting skills of the A-film. At this time, he hugged two wild prostitutes who were summoned from the broken street and sat in a dark and wet studio to watch the latest film. His deputy Solev was doing all kinds of operations. Lao Tu kept telling him which part to edit. This is a very important part before the release of the film.

While enjoying the A-film, Lao Tu grabbed the soft and drooping breasts of the two wild prostitutes on both sides. When he was so happy that he wanted to foam, the dark room was in. When he looked back, it was Bru who led Magasu in. Lao Tu shouted that he wanted to borrow Magasu's two breasts to play with. Bru walked over and brought the two wild prostitutes aside and drove them away from the sacred studio.

Old-Cu began to get angry (the consequences were very serious): bastard, I will compensate my wife!

Blu (de-sarcastic ridicule): You are too low-level, and you have to play high-end chickens. Don’t you feel embarrassed when you play an old pheasant that costs dozens of yuan?

Old-Cu continues to get angry (the consequences are still serious): Your grandma’s eggs...Blu (seriously corrected): My grandma has no eggs, but my grandpa has it!

Old-fashioned is even more angry (the consequences are even more serious): your mother’s eggs...Blu (corrected again): My mother has no eggs, but my dad has it!

Lao Tu was completely angry (the consequences were absolutely serious): Your mother had no egg cells, how could she give birth to your hybrid?

Blu (Sociological Correction): Eggs and egg cells are two different concepts, please have some basic common sense.

The old-fashioned ultimately get angry (the consequences...the consequences are gone): What I am talking about is your mother's egg cells, you are the ones who are smart. Before I finished speaking, I nipped my cells in the cradle of language.

Blu was speechless. He remembered that he was a practical and a theoretical school, and he was inevitably not as good as a quarrel with a quarrel...

Lust, I'm here this time, I won't get involved with you. This bastard has been unhappy recently!Old-Cu touched Magasu's breasts and said: All beautiful women have become actresses. I have to find ugly old pheasants. How dare you say you are unhappy?

Blu slapped his old-fashioned hand and was angry: Don’t touch it randomly, it will make you milk!

Lao Tu (laughter): I am a dark person recently, and my face has become darker, and I just need milk to moisten my whiteness...Blu (hum): Black and white have nothing to do with me. I just want to figure out why the bed scenes I have performed in a lot of effort have been deleted. Does the law stipulate that A film is not allowed to be exposed?

Old-fashioned (excited): Who says A-film doesn’t show any points?

What kind of A-movie is not revealed?

This is an insult to erotic art that has insulted thousands of years, and cannot be forgiven!

Blu (sneer): Do you also know that it is an insult to the erotic world if the A film does not reveal its points?

But you just deleted the clips I worked hard to perform... Old-fashioned (excited and puzzled): Where?

Every episode takes your sexual act as a selling point...Blu (crazy... caught Magasu's breasts): I raped more than ten women, my bed scene with Lizhi, my three women with Solev, my sneaky scene with Ba Yinglei, my fat woman with Ba Yinglei, why are these scenes cut by you?

Do you think I have to pay you a high salary and gradually delete my scenes and freeze me?

Lao Tu (suddenly realized): Bastard, you must also understand my difficulties. Recently, I was so poor that I had sex with wild prostitutes. I had no money to buy film. The scene between you and more than ten women was not edited, but was not filmed at all. You, Ba Yinglei and Li Zhi were both staged in the dark, and I had no money to arrange the lights, so I couldn’t even shoot them.

Next time there is film and lights, I will take a reshoot for you... Blu: There is a nonsense to reshoot. The audience likes to insert it, and the actresses will bleed. Now they are all bleeding. Next time they insert it, it will no longer cause the audience to experience bright red visual stimulation.

Old-fashioned (and angry): Don’t you know that virgins are expensive?

In order to make this film, I spent all my property in Sanshan and hired virgins from all over the world to star in it, which made the world's virgins almost extinct, and also made the business of repairing hymen-soft shops prosper. Not only did you not be grateful to me, but you also said that I didn't take the record of their bleeding. My mother's eggs, I watched them bleeding, my eyes were red, I got cheap and even became sexy. Isn't it all the way to make them bleeding?

You have finished all the virgins, are you not satisfied?

Blu (feeling old-fashioned and wronged): Well, you are right this time, and I am not allowed to edit my scenes next time.

Old-Citizen (serious): The plot can be divided into severity, and the bed scenes are about the thickness and weakness. The bed scene between you and Solev and the three women are Solev. It is not easy to act as a guest star in Solev and his woman. Otherwise, I’m sorry Solev, is it easy for him to be my deputy?

Blu (look at Solev who is busy all the time): It is really not easy. To thank him, I will give Duoduo's special Viagra to compensate him.

Solev (turns his face): Bastard, before sending me Viagra, don’t forget to punish my mistress Ji You Love...Blu (doesn’t answer Solev): Who will I star in a lewd drama with in the next episode?

Old-fashioned (very sure): Ju Tiso.

Blu (suspended with a gun): Is the same mixed-race hybrid as me?

She is the daughter of a bitch, she is a coquettish and lewd person, and she is a strong alliance with me and is full of exciting things. You must not edit this scene, otherwise I and my fans will edit your cock.

Old-fashioned (as per the Mao swears): OK, for the film and lighting fees, I work hard to find a wild prostitute…

(This is the allusion of the West: Swearing according to the Bible...) Blu (spraying wildly): You have no money, but you still call me a chicken?

Old-fashioned (big vomit): I am devoting myself to art!

They knew that I was a famous director, and they paid for me, and they wanted to fly out of the chicken coop on the dark street, and the pheasant turned into a phoenix... Bru also suddenly realized and walked straight towards Solev!

Seeing the opportunity, old-fashioned lifted Magasu's clothes, took her nipples, grabbed them with both hands, and squirted them into her mouth!

suck…

Bang!Bru and Solev sang together, and a certain long hair fluttered, and the famous song that must be shouted on stage:

Let us raise our hard dick, let us prostitute and become lewd, let us pull away women's pants...WINWIN is so cool...WINWIN we are fucking...