(Before I talk about this, I must declare: I am pure...)
By the way, Lao Tu escaped from the severe siege of Russian sisters last time and was able to maintain his virility. When he returned home, he lamented that everything in the world was fake. Never believe what others said too much. We must adhere to the principle of seeing as reality.
It happened that a friend said he wanted to introduce a beautiful sister to Lao Tu. When Lao Tu heard this, his pure heart immediately bloomed. That night, he tightened his waist and took out his remaining wealth, and bought a KTV elegant box. The friend was very loyal and brought two girls over. One of them was of course his horse. As for the other one, hehe, that was left for Lao Tu (Part 1).
When old-fashioned shows off his (bad) singing voice, he doesn't forget to peek at the girl. Oh, that's so beautiful, quiet, pure and beautiful, this is so happy!
I heard from a friend that this girl is only nineteen years old and has just entered college. She feels that the girl must be a pure college student virgin, and she is so happy that she can tremble even when she sings... The master is the one who can tremble.
After half a night, although Lao Tu didn't say a few words to the girl, she had already had a crush on her (for a long time); it can be seen that the girl has a good impression of Lao Tu.
In order to pursue the girl, Lao Tu had to beg Blu to borrow money in a low voice (this guy has a normal income in a movie A). He asked Lao Tu what he borrowed money for. Lao Tu blushed and said it was picking up girls. He laughed unrestrainedly. Lao Tu was angry and stole his underwear to sell. Wow, there was actually Obasan willing to pay a high price to buy the underwear of the bastard demon.
In amazement, I made a fortune from the Oppasans. With this money, I started buying roses every day to give to the girl, and even went to the bad radio station in the county to order songs (Li Shengjie: Absolutely infatuated) to express my love. I almost treated the A-film he made as a romantic classic film in the world.
Unfortunately, Bru learned about the crazy pursuit of old-fashioned again. This guy came to him and seemed very angry: Lustful, why don’t you give me a gift for picking up girls?
Old Tu (vigilantly): Don’t destroy my good things this time. She is a pure and beautiful girl, my dream lover. I am determined to pursue her.
Blu (exaggeratedly): Oh, lewd land, are you a big flirty carrot really playing with it?Old-fashioned (who aggrieved): I am very dedicated...
Blu: Well, you are single-minded, but how do you be sure that the girl is pure?
Lao Tu: My intuition tells me that she is a pure virgin... I just like virgins. Who told me to be a rural leopard?
I'm very traditional...
Blu: I'm not going to hit you. Now there are so few virgins in college students. You'd better investigate clearly and confirm it. Your intuition will never be accurate.
Old-fashioned (stubbornly): I believe in my intuition.
Blu: Well, let's make a bet. If she is a virgin, I will take your film for free. If she is not a virgin, let me conquer her on your behalf. I am born to conquer lewd girls.
(Laotu thought this bet was good, and he believed that Blu would lose, so he didn't have to pay his labor fees and could save a lot of money, so he immediately made a bet with Blu. Blu quickly hired a private detective, and just two days later, he ran to find Laotu excitedly and dragged Laotu to Room 7 of a hotel in Yongheng. He saw the private detective fiddling with his laptop computer. Laotu ran over and saw a man and woman on the computer screen. On the computer screen, he almost fainted from the brain. When he saw the heroine, he almost fainted: the girl was the pure virgin who was pursuing crazy!)
Blu (schadenfreshingly): You see the lewd land, you see it, this is real-time shooting, the wireless camera is installed in the room next door, what you see now is live broadcast, you lost, haha!
Old-fashioned (hugging headaches): blow Ah, my intuition Ah, my virgin Ah, my dream lover Ah, my true heart Ah…
Blu (kicking down the old turtle): Lust, what's your name? We are peeping now, and if someone finds out, we will sue us. Well, this girl is born well and is lewd enough in bed. I like this kind of introverted slut who is quiet on the surface and lewd in the bones.
(Old Tu hurriedly got up from the ground, wiped his nose and tears, his eyes widened, and he watched his dream lover screaming under a man's crotch. The more he watched, the more he felt that the meat scene was good, and he unknowingly joined the voyeurism...)
Old-fashioned (screamingly): Damn, it's even more classic than the A-film I made!
Blu (nodding): It's more classic than what you took, but the male lead is too inferior!
Old-fashioned (imperative): You go and replace the male lead, I decided to cut this paragraph down...
Blu (stretching a hand to old-fashioned): temporary performance fee.
(Old-earth touched his pocket and took out a pair of underwear...): For you.
Blu: Fuck, lewd, how could you have my underwear? No wonder I have been missing my underwear recently. You pervert, not only are you a voyeur, but also a sting man!
Old Tu (wry smile): I have no choice but to be poor recently, so I sell your underwear to some Opasan.
Bru: What?Obasan?You sold my underwear to Obasan?Are you lacking morality?Hi, I said, how much does it cost?Old-fashioned (smiling proudly): The price is quite expensive, each price is 50 cents...
Blu (jumped up): Damn, why didn’t you say earlier? I bought each one for 25 cents. If you change your hands like this, you will make half of your net profit. You just don’t shoot A-movies and cooperate to sell underwear?
You can earn 25 cents per piece...
Old-Cu: I have this kind of plan, but we still have to continue shooting A-film, because you can only sell it at such a price. If you lose popularity, you will give your underwear for free, and I am afraid that no one will want it. So acting as an A-film is the king. Selling underwear is the only way to make money, and subsidize your funds for purchasing Viagra.
Bru: Fuck, do I need Viagra?
If everyone was like me, there wouldn’t be so many advertisements for treatment of impotence and premature ejaculation on the street!
Lust, I'm over, you continue to peek and shoot secretly, and you want to make it more classic, this is my blue movie version.
Old-fashioned (swearing): It will definitely satisfy all audiences.
(Blu went out, and after a while, the male protagonist on the screen came out and opened the door. He was knocked unconscious by him in front of the door. Then he saw him take off his clothes, quickly picked up his huge stick and walked to the bed. The pure virgin held his life in a burning way, opened his mouth and held it in his mouth...)
Old-Cu (gripping teeth): I didn’t see Ah, it turned out that my intuition was so different from reality. If I had known that I would have gone by myself, I would have been cheaper this time. I really lost a lot. The rose Ah I gave me, and I was once really ruined by this peeping!
(So, friends from old-fashioned people say: Never peek at beautiful women; if you insist on peeking at beautiful women, please bring me old-fashioned with you^^)
By the way, Lao Tu escaped from the severe siege of Russian sisters last time and was able to maintain his virility. When he returned home, he lamented that everything in the world was fake. Never believe what others said too much. We must adhere to the principle of seeing as reality.
It happened that a friend said he wanted to introduce a beautiful sister to Lao Tu. When Lao Tu heard this, his pure heart immediately bloomed. That night, he tightened his waist and took out his remaining wealth, and bought a KTV elegant box. The friend was very loyal and brought two girls over. One of them was of course his horse. As for the other one, hehe, that was left for Lao Tu (Part 1).
When old-fashioned shows off his (bad) singing voice, he doesn't forget to peek at the girl. Oh, that's so beautiful, quiet, pure and beautiful, this is so happy!
I heard from a friend that this girl is only nineteen years old and has just entered college. She feels that the girl must be a pure college student virgin, and she is so happy that she can tremble even when she sings... The master is the one who can tremble.
After half a night, although Lao Tu didn't say a few words to the girl, she had already had a crush on her (for a long time); it can be seen that the girl has a good impression of Lao Tu.
In order to pursue the girl, Lao Tu had to beg Blu to borrow money in a low voice (this guy has a normal income in a movie A). He asked Lao Tu what he borrowed money for. Lao Tu blushed and said it was picking up girls. He laughed unrestrainedly. Lao Tu was angry and stole his underwear to sell. Wow, there was actually Obasan willing to pay a high price to buy the underwear of the bastard demon.
In amazement, I made a fortune from the Oppasans. With this money, I started buying roses every day to give to the girl, and even went to the bad radio station in the county to order songs (Li Shengjie: Absolutely infatuated) to express my love. I almost treated the A-film he made as a romantic classic film in the world.
Unfortunately, Bru learned about the crazy pursuit of old-fashioned again. This guy came to him and seemed very angry: Lustful, why don’t you give me a gift for picking up girls?
Old Tu (vigilantly): Don’t destroy my good things this time. She is a pure and beautiful girl, my dream lover. I am determined to pursue her.
Blu (exaggeratedly): Oh, lewd land, are you a big flirty carrot really playing with it?Old-fashioned (who aggrieved): I am very dedicated...
Blu: Well, you are single-minded, but how do you be sure that the girl is pure?
Lao Tu: My intuition tells me that she is a pure virgin... I just like virgins. Who told me to be a rural leopard?
I'm very traditional...
Blu: I'm not going to hit you. Now there are so few virgins in college students. You'd better investigate clearly and confirm it. Your intuition will never be accurate.
Old-fashioned (stubbornly): I believe in my intuition.
Blu: Well, let's make a bet. If she is a virgin, I will take your film for free. If she is not a virgin, let me conquer her on your behalf. I am born to conquer lewd girls.
(Laotu thought this bet was good, and he believed that Blu would lose, so he didn't have to pay his labor fees and could save a lot of money, so he immediately made a bet with Blu. Blu quickly hired a private detective, and just two days later, he ran to find Laotu excitedly and dragged Laotu to Room 7 of a hotel in Yongheng. He saw the private detective fiddling with his laptop computer. Laotu ran over and saw a man and woman on the computer screen. On the computer screen, he almost fainted from the brain. When he saw the heroine, he almost fainted: the girl was the pure virgin who was pursuing crazy!)
Blu (schadenfreshingly): You see the lewd land, you see it, this is real-time shooting, the wireless camera is installed in the room next door, what you see now is live broadcast, you lost, haha!
Old-fashioned (hugging headaches): blow Ah, my intuition Ah, my virgin Ah, my dream lover Ah, my true heart Ah…
Blu (kicking down the old turtle): Lust, what's your name? We are peeping now, and if someone finds out, we will sue us. Well, this girl is born well and is lewd enough in bed. I like this kind of introverted slut who is quiet on the surface and lewd in the bones.
(Old Tu hurriedly got up from the ground, wiped his nose and tears, his eyes widened, and he watched his dream lover screaming under a man's crotch. The more he watched, the more he felt that the meat scene was good, and he unknowingly joined the voyeurism...)
Old-fashioned (screamingly): Damn, it's even more classic than the A-film I made!
Blu (nodding): It's more classic than what you took, but the male lead is too inferior!
Old-fashioned (imperative): You go and replace the male lead, I decided to cut this paragraph down...
Blu (stretching a hand to old-fashioned): temporary performance fee.
(Old-earth touched his pocket and took out a pair of underwear...): For you.
Blu: Fuck, lewd, how could you have my underwear? No wonder I have been missing my underwear recently. You pervert, not only are you a voyeur, but also a sting man!
Old Tu (wry smile): I have no choice but to be poor recently, so I sell your underwear to some Opasan.
Bru: What?Obasan?You sold my underwear to Obasan?Are you lacking morality?Hi, I said, how much does it cost?Old-fashioned (smiling proudly): The price is quite expensive, each price is 50 cents...
Blu (jumped up): Damn, why didn’t you say earlier? I bought each one for 25 cents. If you change your hands like this, you will make half of your net profit. You just don’t shoot A-movies and cooperate to sell underwear?
You can earn 25 cents per piece...
Old-Cu: I have this kind of plan, but we still have to continue shooting A-film, because you can only sell it at such a price. If you lose popularity, you will give your underwear for free, and I am afraid that no one will want it. So acting as an A-film is the king. Selling underwear is the only way to make money, and subsidize your funds for purchasing Viagra.
Bru: Fuck, do I need Viagra?
If everyone was like me, there wouldn’t be so many advertisements for treatment of impotence and premature ejaculation on the street!
Lust, I'm over, you continue to peek and shoot secretly, and you want to make it more classic, this is my blue movie version.
Old-fashioned (swearing): It will definitely satisfy all audiences.
(Blu went out, and after a while, the male protagonist on the screen came out and opened the door. He was knocked unconscious by him in front of the door. Then he saw him take off his clothes, quickly picked up his huge stick and walked to the bed. The pure virgin held his life in a burning way, opened his mouth and held it in his mouth...)
Old-Cu (gripping teeth): I didn’t see Ah, it turned out that my intuition was so different from reality. If I had known that I would have gone by myself, I would have been cheaper this time. I really lost a lot. The rose Ah I gave me, and I was once really ruined by this peeping!
(So, friends from old-fashioned people say: Never peek at beautiful women; if you insist on peeking at beautiful women, please bring me old-fashioned with you^^)
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