During these days, I spent all my money and wrote scripts at home with peace of mind. I was worried that my hair was not very stable, and I was born with long and growing.
……
Damn, isn’t this forcing me to be old-fashioned?
(To use Stephen Chow's classic lines: Isn't this forcing me to... get a haircut?)
There was no choice but to go out to get a haircut; I still had to say a few nonsense about haircuts: Back then, when I was rich, the places I went to were very high-end, but now that the actresses have cheated me of all my money, I have to find some relatively low-end ones.
Well, that's it, what's the name on the street or in the corner?Yes, it’s the barber shop called Sisters Hair Salon.
With a super pure mindset, prepare for a super refreshing hairstyle...the ultimate flat head.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the hair salon, I felt like I was suffocating... Don't think that my old-fashioned would be fainted by my sisters and beautiful girls, but because the environment in the store was really not very good. My mother was dark, a little damp and a little moldy. In addition, some smelly smells that didn't know what it was, made me want to retreat bravely.
But the sisters in this store are so enthusiastic. They just run up and hold my old-fashioned arm. Oh, this is really amazing. My old-fashioned is so lucky today. I just cleaned my hair and there are so many beauties surrounding me, treating me as a VIP.
Well, for your enthusiasm, I will barely take care of my hair here... I will make you earn about ten or twenty yuan from me, it will be so good for you!
...Sit down, I sit down in a serious and serious manner. Come on, girls, pick up your fly clippers and make a beautiful flat head for me. It is also easy to make the few dollars left in my old age, so as to save myself from being in my pocket. It's that mom's kind heart...
Girl (a lot of people, seven or eight of them are like this, from this shop): Sir, shampoo or cut hair?Old-fashioned: haircut, flat head.
Girl: We don’t know how to deal with flat heads.
Old Tu: Joke, the man next door to my house can make his head flat. Why do you professional barbers who have been technically processed not to make his head flat?Girl: We only know how to cut hair...
Old-fashioned (don’t say I’m very old-fashioned): Broken hair, what?No, what hairstyle?Girl: It's just to break your hair, this way, this way...
(The girl gestured at the picture on the wall, and when she looked at the old-fashioned, she was bored...)
Old Tu: Do you think that's just broken hair?What's Ah?Just cut it randomly. Although I am old-fashioned, I can cut it.
Girl: You can't cut it. If you can cut it, you won't come here.
Old-fashioned (admiration): Oh hey, I can’t tell you are quite smart. Well, for your big and brainy breasts, I’ll just get rid of my hair.
The girl (the boss thinks she is laughing lewdly): Do you want to wash your hair?Old-fashioned: I cut my hair, but I don’t wash my hair.
Girl: I'm sorry, I won't wash my hair and I won't cut my hair for you.
Lao Tu (rolling my eyes): My hair is very clean. I just washed it, so I still need to wash it?Girl: I need to wash.
Old-Cu: OK, just wash it again.
Girl: Wash while lying or sitting?Old Tu: Are there any people who are lying down to wash?Girl: Yes, do you want to try it?Old-fashioned (excited and curious): Try it.
(The girl brought Lao Tu into the dark space inside, asking Lao Tu to lie on the so-called massage and hair washing bed, and wash Lao Tu's hair...)
Girl (suddenly): Sir, do you need a massage?
Old-fashioned (think about it for a long time, I haven’t enjoyed it): How much?
Girl: Not expensive, are you still afraid of paying for a little massage?
Old-fashioned (I was praised to the sky and forgot where I was): Then let’s have a massage!
(The girl's hands are so comfortable to rub them gently...)
Girl: Boss, do you want to have sex?
Old Tu (shocked): Shooting?
What can I shoot?
Girl (certainly it’s a lewd smile): Oh, boss, you pretend to be a bird, are you here just to have special services?
Old-Cu (understand it): I don’t want special service, I’m just here to get a haircut today.
Girl: Boss, you are really not good at it. It seems that I have found the treasure of our store.
Old-Current (curiously): The treasure of the mountain?
What's the thing?
Girl (proudly): It’s the Russian sisters in my store!
Old-Cu: Wow, does your dick shop also have foreign products?
Or two sisters?
Girl: Of course there is, do you want it? If you want it, I will call them out to you and let you fly together...
(Lao Tu is in a fierce psychological struggle at this time. Logically speaking, it is so poor that he is so poor that he can't afford to play such romantic games. However, Lao Tu has never tasted a foreign girl in half his life. Now that I have encountered this great opportunity, I have two sisters again. Even if I have to use my hair today, it seems that I have to play with her one or two...)
Old-Cu: OK, I agreed on the price, I want it.
(After the price was negotiated, the girl went out, and soon, two tall, ugly women with blond and white hair came in...)
Old Tu (eyes widened): Are you Russian sisters?
Woman: Yes, we have the characteristics and style of Russian women, tall and strong, and we have blonde and white hair, and we are also blonde...
Old-Cu (want to vomit): You guys go, I don’t want it anymore.
Woman: If you don’t want it, we will decide you today. Who told you to be quite cute? You can earn it for free.
(How can I bear such a good thing? Above the thirty-six strategies!)
The two women (pressing the old-fashioned): Want to escape?There is no door, rape you, and then ask you to pay for your merits...
Old Tu (I want to cry but no tears): Who will save me, the thin Ah, I will be squeezed out by these two monsters and will be killed...
(At this dangerous moment, a lewd laugh came from outside the door, and it turned out that it was a bastard Blu who ran over...)
Blu: Lust, why do you have this kind of broken image every time I meet you?Old-fashioned (who aggrieved): I just want to get a haircut today...
(Bru came over and mentioned two fake Russian monsters and threw them to the bottom of the wall...)
Blu: It seems that you saw that the two sisters Yantu and I had a great time having fun, and I also thought of playing the same drama as a low-level casino.
Old-Cu: No, I am absolutely pure.
Blu: Just admit it. If you want to play, tell me, why do you say that you are also a director?
Old-fashioned (powerless): I am pure...
Blu (walking over and dragging old-fashioned): Let me take you back and let the two sisters Yantu serve you.
Old-fashioned (very surprise): Real?Blu: Of course it is true, but there is a small condition.
Old-fashioned: What are the conditions?Bru: You have to arrange a bed scene with me and the twin princesses as soon as possible...
Old Tu: Wow, I knew you were uneasy!No, the twin princesses are mine, don’t think you can get involved.
Blu (says to the two monsters at the foot of the wall): He is yours, enjoy it.
Lao Tu (Surrender immediately): Well, I don’t want anything. You escort me to your home safely. I immediately arrange your bed scene with the twin princess.
Blu (lewd laugh): It should be arranged more special and more erotic, and never let our audience down.
Old-fashioned (confidently): Sure, certain.
……
Damn, isn’t this forcing me to be old-fashioned?
(To use Stephen Chow's classic lines: Isn't this forcing me to... get a haircut?)
There was no choice but to go out to get a haircut; I still had to say a few nonsense about haircuts: Back then, when I was rich, the places I went to were very high-end, but now that the actresses have cheated me of all my money, I have to find some relatively low-end ones.
Well, that's it, what's the name on the street or in the corner?Yes, it’s the barber shop called Sisters Hair Salon.
With a super pure mindset, prepare for a super refreshing hairstyle...the ultimate flat head.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the hair salon, I felt like I was suffocating... Don't think that my old-fashioned would be fainted by my sisters and beautiful girls, but because the environment in the store was really not very good. My mother was dark, a little damp and a little moldy. In addition, some smelly smells that didn't know what it was, made me want to retreat bravely.
But the sisters in this store are so enthusiastic. They just run up and hold my old-fashioned arm. Oh, this is really amazing. My old-fashioned is so lucky today. I just cleaned my hair and there are so many beauties surrounding me, treating me as a VIP.
Well, for your enthusiasm, I will barely take care of my hair here... I will make you earn about ten or twenty yuan from me, it will be so good for you!
...Sit down, I sit down in a serious and serious manner. Come on, girls, pick up your fly clippers and make a beautiful flat head for me. It is also easy to make the few dollars left in my old age, so as to save myself from being in my pocket. It's that mom's kind heart...
Girl (a lot of people, seven or eight of them are like this, from this shop): Sir, shampoo or cut hair?Old-fashioned: haircut, flat head.
Girl: We don’t know how to deal with flat heads.
Old Tu: Joke, the man next door to my house can make his head flat. Why do you professional barbers who have been technically processed not to make his head flat?Girl: We only know how to cut hair...
Old-fashioned (don’t say I’m very old-fashioned): Broken hair, what?No, what hairstyle?Girl: It's just to break your hair, this way, this way...
(The girl gestured at the picture on the wall, and when she looked at the old-fashioned, she was bored...)
Old Tu: Do you think that's just broken hair?What's Ah?Just cut it randomly. Although I am old-fashioned, I can cut it.
Girl: You can't cut it. If you can cut it, you won't come here.
Old-fashioned (admiration): Oh hey, I can’t tell you are quite smart. Well, for your big and brainy breasts, I’ll just get rid of my hair.
The girl (the boss thinks she is laughing lewdly): Do you want to wash your hair?Old-fashioned: I cut my hair, but I don’t wash my hair.
Girl: I'm sorry, I won't wash my hair and I won't cut my hair for you.
Lao Tu (rolling my eyes): My hair is very clean. I just washed it, so I still need to wash it?Girl: I need to wash.
Old-Cu: OK, just wash it again.
Girl: Wash while lying or sitting?Old Tu: Are there any people who are lying down to wash?Girl: Yes, do you want to try it?Old-fashioned (excited and curious): Try it.
(The girl brought Lao Tu into the dark space inside, asking Lao Tu to lie on the so-called massage and hair washing bed, and wash Lao Tu's hair...)
Girl (suddenly): Sir, do you need a massage?
Old-fashioned (think about it for a long time, I haven’t enjoyed it): How much?
Girl: Not expensive, are you still afraid of paying for a little massage?
Old-fashioned (I was praised to the sky and forgot where I was): Then let’s have a massage!
(The girl's hands are so comfortable to rub them gently...)
Girl: Boss, do you want to have sex?
Old Tu (shocked): Shooting?
What can I shoot?
Girl (certainly it’s a lewd smile): Oh, boss, you pretend to be a bird, are you here just to have special services?
Old-Cu (understand it): I don’t want special service, I’m just here to get a haircut today.
Girl: Boss, you are really not good at it. It seems that I have found the treasure of our store.
Old-Current (curiously): The treasure of the mountain?
What's the thing?
Girl (proudly): It’s the Russian sisters in my store!
Old-Cu: Wow, does your dick shop also have foreign products?
Or two sisters?
Girl: Of course there is, do you want it? If you want it, I will call them out to you and let you fly together...
(Lao Tu is in a fierce psychological struggle at this time. Logically speaking, it is so poor that he is so poor that he can't afford to play such romantic games. However, Lao Tu has never tasted a foreign girl in half his life. Now that I have encountered this great opportunity, I have two sisters again. Even if I have to use my hair today, it seems that I have to play with her one or two...)
Old-Cu: OK, I agreed on the price, I want it.
(After the price was negotiated, the girl went out, and soon, two tall, ugly women with blond and white hair came in...)
Old Tu (eyes widened): Are you Russian sisters?
Woman: Yes, we have the characteristics and style of Russian women, tall and strong, and we have blonde and white hair, and we are also blonde...
Old-Cu (want to vomit): You guys go, I don’t want it anymore.
Woman: If you don’t want it, we will decide you today. Who told you to be quite cute? You can earn it for free.
(How can I bear such a good thing? Above the thirty-six strategies!)
The two women (pressing the old-fashioned): Want to escape?There is no door, rape you, and then ask you to pay for your merits...
Old Tu (I want to cry but no tears): Who will save me, the thin Ah, I will be squeezed out by these two monsters and will be killed...
(At this dangerous moment, a lewd laugh came from outside the door, and it turned out that it was a bastard Blu who ran over...)
Blu: Lust, why do you have this kind of broken image every time I meet you?Old-fashioned (who aggrieved): I just want to get a haircut today...
(Bru came over and mentioned two fake Russian monsters and threw them to the bottom of the wall...)
Blu: It seems that you saw that the two sisters Yantu and I had a great time having fun, and I also thought of playing the same drama as a low-level casino.
Old-Cu: No, I am absolutely pure.
Blu: Just admit it. If you want to play, tell me, why do you say that you are also a director?
Old-fashioned (powerless): I am pure...
Blu (walking over and dragging old-fashioned): Let me take you back and let the two sisters Yantu serve you.
Old-fashioned (very surprise): Real?Blu: Of course it is true, but there is a small condition.
Old-fashioned: What are the conditions?Bru: You have to arrange a bed scene with me and the twin princesses as soon as possible...
Old Tu: Wow, I knew you were uneasy!No, the twin princesses are mine, don’t think you can get involved.
Blu (says to the two monsters at the foot of the wall): He is yours, enjoy it.
Lao Tu (Surrender immediately): Well, I don’t want anything. You escort me to your home safely. I immediately arrange your bed scene with the twin princess.
Blu (lewd laugh): It should be arranged more special and more erotic, and never let our audience down.
Old-fashioned (confidently): Sure, certain.
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