It hurts so fuckingly!
Jiang Shuihan moaned while trying hard to open his eyes, trying to figure out what he was currently in.
What caught his eye was a pretty face with pear blossoms and rain.
Audrey, is it you?Jiang Shuihan just woke up from a coma, and there were still stars in front of him, and he could barely see that he was being held in his arms by his maid Audrey.
Young Master... you finally woke up... I was scared to death by you... Woo woo!The pretty girl cried in joy and started crying again.
A few drops of cold tears sprinkled on Jiang Shuihan's face, which made him feel a little more sanity. When he remembered what happened before he was unconscious, he couldn't help but blurt out: That ungrateful old dog actually hit me with a stone of pickled pickles. I am a nobleman after all. If I go to see my ancestors because of this unfamous way of death, it would be a shameful person!
Although Audrey was just a maid, Bingxue was smart and had long guessed the story of the matter from the traces on the scene. At this time, he could only guide the master and said: Young Master, money is always something outside of you. As long as you are fine, there will always be the day to revive the Jiang family's reputation in the future, oh!Thank you very much for blessing you with peace or nothing else, otherwise I really don’t know what to do!
Jiang Shuihan was hit hard on his head and with Audrey's support, he stumbled and barely returned to his bedroom.
Audrey was lying on the bed with her master, sweating profusely. She was only 160 cm tall and weighed less than 50 kilograms. Jiang Shuihan was a strong boy with 180 cm tall, and her weight was almost twice that of her. If Jiang Shuihan hadn't woken up, she would have been unable to help him back no matter what.
Audrey didn't bother to take care of herself, so she wiped Jiang Shuihan's face with a towel, and then said: Young Master, you can rest for a while, I'll cook a bowl of soup for you... We don't have money to hire a doctor, so please be stronger!
OK...thank you, Audrey!It seemed that because of his own weakness or because of the betrayal of the housekeeper before, Jiang Shuihan suddenly became polite to the little maid who kept calling and drinking.
Audrey was stunned for a moment, a blush appeared on her face, and she whispered: It is my duty to serve you, please don’t be so polite to me... Others will laugh at you!
Others... Jiang Shuihan lay on the bed, looking up at the roof. The black and yellow spots leaking from the ceiling turned into ugly faces in his eyes. He said in disgust: Let them all die!
Jiang Shuihan never thought that he would be in such a desperate situation.
Jiang Shuihan's ancestor was one of the top ten gods in the Kingdom of Greed. He came from a mysterious country in the distant east. With his great military achievements, he was finally named Duke of the South by the king of Greed. It can be said that he was the king of land, separating several provinces, and having wealth and no one could reach it.
Unfortunately, the generals have only three generations and are rich for less than a hundred years. More than two hundred years later, Jiang Shuihan no longer has the sacred scepter representing the power of the great duke. After the exploitation of kings of all generations, he is now just a down-and-out nobleman at the bottom, and his fiefdom has long disappeared. Since his father passed away, he can only rely on selling his family property to make a living... But thinking that his grandfather and father have lived like him, he has nothing to be ashamed of.
It is said that a lean camel is bigger than a horse. Although Jiang Shuihan's ancestors were able to make money by one, there were really many things in the family. In the generation of Jiang Shuihan, if Jiang Shuihan was not more promising than his father, the family's wealth would be enough for him to live a careless life.
After all, the town of Mok where he lives is just an inconspicuous small place in the south of the empire. As a down-and-out nobleman, his living standards are not much different from those of the civilians in the town.
His ancestors would like to see this small place because there were no other nobles here.
As a down-and-out nobleman, as long as there are no nobles' dance parties and banquets, their living standards are just a difference between two meals a day and one meal a day!
Moreover, Jiang Shuihan's unique aristocratic status has a different status here, so he can tease those civilian girls without any scruples.
There is something to eat, there is something to play, and there is something to live in. Although such a life is boring, the cold river can barely accept it.
Jiang Shuihan is still a little self-aware. With his abilities and abilities, he can rely on his ancestors to rely on his ancestors to live comfortably for the rest of his life, and he will be content.
However, there are unexpected storms in the sky, hail will always hit the unlucky egg's head, and Jiang Shuihan did underestimate his bad luck.
The mayor's son Ancheney, a famous profiteer in this small town, actually spent money to buy a noble status as a lord not long ago!
In this small town, Ancheney, who has a low status, has more than half of his wealth, while Jiang Shuihan, who has an economic distress, has the highest status.
In the empire, the nobles had various privileges, and the identities between the nobles and the civilians were very different. Before this, even if Anchenette had a considerable wealth, he could only bow and salute when facing Jiang Shuihan, a down-and-out nobleman. His old man, the mayor of the town, did not dare to offend Jiang Shuihan, because his annual political achievements report must be evaluated and signed by Jiang Shuihan before he can be recognized by the upper class.
In recent years, Jiang Shuihan's source of income has not only become the relics of Jia Zu, but also tried to crack the bamboo squatter between the father and son.
However, after Ancheney had the title of Lord who was awarded a meritorious civilian, the situation was different from before. The father and son no longer took Jiang Shuihan seriously, and Jiang Shuihan's source of economic resources was a big part.
Well, since you can buy the title of Guan tribe, I can also do business and make money. Jiang Shuihan thought so and did the same.
Facts have proved that it does not require any talent to be a clan, but it absolutely requires talent to be a businessman. In less than four months, Jiang Shuihan not only lost all his investment, but also owed three times the debt he had for investment!
It was definitely the despicable trap that Ancheney bastard set against me!Jiang Shuihan, who was lying on the bed, said this for the first time. Well, this sentence is indeed not wrong. Unfortunately, it was too late when he realized it!
It's Ah, once the cunning Ancheney knew that his long-lost hated mortal enemy opened a store, he was engaged in trading business, how could he miss this opportunity to attack his opponent in the field he was best at?
If Ancheney is a big crocodile in the mall, Jiang Shuihan is just a small fish, Ancheney just rolls his tongue and can make him die without a place to die!
Ancheney became Jiang Shuihan’s creditor without much effort.
Fortunately, Jiang Shuihan's store is newly opened and the business scale is limited, and Anchenette is also cunning enough. He is afraid that Jiang Shuihan will become suspicious. However, in many medium-sized businesses, debt traps have been set up one after another, so Jiang Shuihan has the chance to survive for a few more months.
But the disaster never came singularly. An old beggar who was picked up by Jiang Shuihan from outside was appointed by him as the housekeeper for the storefront. He actually betrayed him. After learning that the owner's financial situation was not good, he not only swept all the silver tableware in the kitchen, but also knocked hard on the owner who discovered his theft.
Fortunately, it's not a kitchen knife...
Maybe he didn't dare to bear the charge of killing the nobles, right?However, it would be really bad to be knocked by the hard stones of pickled pickles.
Hey... that's my beloved baby. If you despise it, you despise me. I am a dignified god!If you dare to despise the great god, you must be punished by God!Well, how do you think I should punish you?Is it that you will not take the lead for three months...or will it that you will only be interested in men within three months?
A neutral voice suddenly sounded in Jiang Shuihan's mind, which was as sweet as honey mixed with sesame oil, but difficult to judge gender.
Wow!I was about to die, but the old dog actually broke the hallucination... Jiang Shuihan groaned and touched the wound and cursed: You ungrateful bastard, who is inferior to pigs and dogs, let me catch you. I will definitely smash your legs and throw them into the pile of mad dogs, causing you to be torn to pieces... Woo, it hurts!
It turned out... I actually possessed an idiot who only knows violence!I remember that I had never teased the goddess of doom Ah... That's right, that old woman not only had an ugly face, but also had a flat figure. Well... I wanted to vomit just by memories!It's better to be a young goddess, with an apple-like face, a coconut-like big breasts, and a snow-white skin smoother than milk, especially when the pure temperament turned into a lustful expression on the bed... Tsk tsk, that time was so good!
The sound was so lewd, ten thousand times more lewd than the most obscene client Jiang Shuihan had ever heard!
Well, Jiang Shuihan is certainly not a good child. He went to the brothel when he was fifteen, but was scared back by those ugly old women.
It's Ah, what good things can a brothel in a small town have?
Those slutty women who could receive more than a dozen sailors and thieves a day almost gave this cute little boy, but they almost... Jiang Shuihan couldn't imagine that horrible experience like a nightmare later.
Who is hiding in my room?The sound was so clear that Jiang Shuihan would no longer think it was an auditory hallucination and said loudly: I am a sir of the Empire, and I have to break into the noble house. According to the imperial laws, my head will be chopped off!
Idiot, I'm in your body. If you want to kill me, you have to kill yourself first!Even if it was a swearing, the voice still had an indescribable obscene and lewdness, which made people feel smart and had goose bumps all over their body.
Although Jiang Shuihan is usually impulsive and aggressive, like a brainless idiot, he is mostly covering up his disguise. After all, people are more afraid of the nobles who do things without considering the consequences.
In fact, the oriental blood left to him by his ancestors made him smarter and more stoic than the imperial people, but he never received a good education and buried this genius.
Thinking about the ancestors of Jiang Shuihan were just a third-rate military general in the Eastern Kingdom who claimed to be defeated in every battle and was as timid as a rat. After he was defeated, he fled all the way to the empire, and he actually got smooth sailing and became the position of the imperial god general and the founding duke!
People still have a story about the Eastern God General who used 3,000 soldiers to defeat the enemy's 40,000 troops at the time of his battle formation. The truth is that he had no ability to control more than 3,000 troops at that time. The extra army would either be forgotten by him after the formation or sent by him to an unknown place!
However, the Western strategy and military formation at that time were simply kindergarten in that distant Eastern country. His straits of troops and formations, in this country where he did not know what the formation was, turned into a magical and unparalleled military strategy.
First, use a light cavalry and heavy crossbow to rotate and shoot in the distance like a vortex. After disrupting the enemy's formation, use several waves of elite iron armored cavalry to directly attack the enemy's original formation with a cone formation. This is even more regarded as the classic ultimate cavalry tactics of Zhixi.
The three-legged cat's fists and unreasonable shooting skills still swept across the battlefield with the support of the Eastern internal strength, and few opponents were involved.
However, this rude guy who didn't know a lot of big words did not turn this skill into words and spread it to his descendants. Therefore, no outstanding figures appeared in his descendants, and the hereditary title was gradually reduced to the lowest jazz.
At this time, something hidden in the ancient oriental genes was finally ready to move. Jiang Shuihan Youyou said: So, is it that if I die, you will be ruined?
The gods parasitized in Jiang Shuihan's body are just people in heaven who only think about things based on their lower body and have a string of brains. Otherwise, how could they easily be taken away by other gods and conquered to the mortal world?
His mouth was faster than his brain and said: Nonsense, if I had a choice, how could I choose you, a fool, as a target for possession!
oh!Very good!A treacherous smile that could be comparable to Anchenette suddenly appeared on Jiang Shuihan's face: Then we two share honor and disgrace. According to what you said just now, are you a god?No matter what the founding God ordered you to be in charge, since you possessed me, a mortal boy, it would be best to share with me some divine power immediately. Otherwise, if I am not careful and someone will use a stone to hit me on my head, you will become the most miserable god in history!
The god probably hadn't experienced the feeling of being snatched by a mortal. After a long time of silence, he realized and shouted: Don't think that the remaining divine power I can barely maintain my existence. Do you still want me to give it to you?You kid is really brave. You dare to threaten the greatest lewd demon god in history!Humph, if you have sex, you will hit the head and die. Anyway, I have played with more goddesses over the years than women you have seen, and I will die enough. The greatest shame if you die as a virgin... Hahaha!
Depend on!Jiang Shuihan swallowed his saliva, feeling a little angry, and wanted to defend himself. If he hadn't been able to beat his little maid, he would have been forced to take the blame and throw away his shameful virgin hat!
Besides, Audrey also promised to serve him in bed after she turned sixteen. Why did he have to force him?
However, such a tough and incomprehensible god was very fond of his appetite. Jiang Shuihan raised his thumb and said: I admire the heroes the most, but you occupy my body after all, right?You have to rent a house. You can also give it to me without divine power. You can turn it into gold and gems for me. I am so poor that I have no food to eat now. Can't you watch me starve to death, right?
The demon god of lust laughed wildly and said: You are really an idiot. I am not a god in charge of wealth. The field I am in charge of is lust. If you help you pick up girls to bed, you will naturally be invincible. As long as you can touch any woman's body, I can make her extremely lewd. She will take the initiative to cater to you no matter how you want to mess with her!But if you want me to help you make money, you might as well ask the hen to lay a golden egg for you!
Fuck your mother!Then you can die with me!Jiang Shuihan finally became very angry. He thought that the gods were a good thing that was never seen in a thousand years, but he encountered a lustful god who was only interested in making women!
If he had no debts on his back, he could also consider whether he would use this ability to get the belly of a count's daughter and take the opportunity to marry into a prosperous family. But now if he cannot pay off his debts within three months, his only house, beautiful maid, and title will be taken away and become a beggar with bare ass!
At this time, how could he have the mood and ability to fish for horses?
My mother is the Creation God. If you have the ability, fuck it!However, your current situation...it seems to be a problem. I'll think about how to help you!The Demon God of Delusion was once a god, but although he is in trouble now, he still has some skills.
The Demon God of Delusion thought for a while and said: You should first find the stone that hits your head. It is the treasure I practiced in the heaven. I can teach you a method of application. It should not be a problem to use it to make some money.
Audrey!Jiang Shuihan would not go by himself. Now he is an injured patient: Go and bring me the stone that hits my head. It is physical evidence, which will be used when the judge makes a judgment in the future!
Young Master, don’t think about those things first. Let’s talk about it before taking good care of your health. The butler must have run away and will not be able to catch it for the time being!Audrey came over with a bowl of hot noodle soup, and without saying a word, let him drink the bowl of soup first.
In fact, although Jiang Shuihan passed the Imperial Knight qualification assessment and did not lose his jazz title, he was far from Audrey in terms of martial arts. In addition, the two of them grew up together almost childhood sweethearts. In some things, unless he really acted like a master, Audrey would not be obedient, so he was far less powerful than other nobles in front of the personal maid.
Speaking of which, Audrey is probably a rare noble maid who retains her virginity after she was thirteen years old.
Therefore, Jiang Shuihan still enjoyed the rare treatment of lying on the bed and being fed to him by this beautiful girl. He had not observed Audrey's beautiful appearance from such a close distance for a long time, and he was carefully evaluating the development of her breasts.
You know, since Audrey discovered that he was peeking at her bath and rejected his request for a love affair, she consciously kept her distance from him.
This time, Audrey felt sorry for Jiang Shuihan's injury, and did not blame him for staring at his face and chest for looking lustful.
In fact, in a few months, she will become an adult girl who is sixteen years old. At that time, if Jiang Shuihan makes another request to serve the bed, she will inevitably agree shyly.
Audrey's parents were both slaves of the Jiang family, and she grew up in the Jiang family since she was a child. She accepted the concept of loyalty to the Jiang family. The simple girl had never thought that she had other choices. She had rejected her master's request. In addition to being reserved, she was more concerned about her love for Jiang Shuihan's body. She didn't want her master to fall into a gentle place before she became an adult.
Now, although Jiang Shuihan has a rare martial arts skills, he is already a pretty strong boy. Moreover, when he saw other noblemen's trousers when he entered the city, he was so excellent. In addition to the inherent frivolity of some noblemen, he was also considered a good young man.
Audrey, there was really a big problem this time... I guess it would be difficult to get over it. The housekeeper attacked my family's last property. In fact, I was planning to take you away, but now we don't even have the money to run away.
Jiang Shuihan thought that there seemed to be no way out, so he revealed the current economic situation of the Jiang family to Audrey.
Audrey lowered her head and thought for a while, and said: Master, I have saved some money. Although it is far from enough for the Master’s debt, if it is used as the travel expenses for escape, it should be able to support it for a while.
oh?Where did you come from?The brainless Jiang Shuihan widened his eyes and said: Could it be that you...
Before I could say the following words, I had already been hit hard on my head.
What are you talking nonsense?Audrey's eyes were red, and tears were spinning in the frame: That was the money left to me by my mother, and I saved money from frugality. Do you think I would steal your money?
No, Audrey, don't get me wrong with Ah!I don't mean that Ah, and my money will be spent sooner or later... Jiang Shuihan, who knew that he said the wrong thing, quickly apologized and tried his best to explain that he didn't mean that. He finally made the girl's cheeks flushed, and he blocked his big mouth with his little hands in embarrassment.
This girl is very good. You haven't eaten her until now. It's really a waste of resources. I'll teach you a few fancy moves to ensure that you both are happy to the sky... At this warm moment when the two of them looked at each other with affection, the demon god of lust suddenly jumped out and spoke nonsense to Jiang Shuihan, almost angering Jiang Shuihan to death.
Jiang Shuihan moaned while trying hard to open his eyes, trying to figure out what he was currently in.
What caught his eye was a pretty face with pear blossoms and rain.
Audrey, is it you?Jiang Shuihan just woke up from a coma, and there were still stars in front of him, and he could barely see that he was being held in his arms by his maid Audrey.
Young Master... you finally woke up... I was scared to death by you... Woo woo!The pretty girl cried in joy and started crying again.
A few drops of cold tears sprinkled on Jiang Shuihan's face, which made him feel a little more sanity. When he remembered what happened before he was unconscious, he couldn't help but blurt out: That ungrateful old dog actually hit me with a stone of pickled pickles. I am a nobleman after all. If I go to see my ancestors because of this unfamous way of death, it would be a shameful person!
Although Audrey was just a maid, Bingxue was smart and had long guessed the story of the matter from the traces on the scene. At this time, he could only guide the master and said: Young Master, money is always something outside of you. As long as you are fine, there will always be the day to revive the Jiang family's reputation in the future, oh!Thank you very much for blessing you with peace or nothing else, otherwise I really don’t know what to do!
Jiang Shuihan was hit hard on his head and with Audrey's support, he stumbled and barely returned to his bedroom.
Audrey was lying on the bed with her master, sweating profusely. She was only 160 cm tall and weighed less than 50 kilograms. Jiang Shuihan was a strong boy with 180 cm tall, and her weight was almost twice that of her. If Jiang Shuihan hadn't woken up, she would have been unable to help him back no matter what.
Audrey didn't bother to take care of herself, so she wiped Jiang Shuihan's face with a towel, and then said: Young Master, you can rest for a while, I'll cook a bowl of soup for you... We don't have money to hire a doctor, so please be stronger!
OK...thank you, Audrey!It seemed that because of his own weakness or because of the betrayal of the housekeeper before, Jiang Shuihan suddenly became polite to the little maid who kept calling and drinking.
Audrey was stunned for a moment, a blush appeared on her face, and she whispered: It is my duty to serve you, please don’t be so polite to me... Others will laugh at you!
Others... Jiang Shuihan lay on the bed, looking up at the roof. The black and yellow spots leaking from the ceiling turned into ugly faces in his eyes. He said in disgust: Let them all die!
Jiang Shuihan never thought that he would be in such a desperate situation.
Jiang Shuihan's ancestor was one of the top ten gods in the Kingdom of Greed. He came from a mysterious country in the distant east. With his great military achievements, he was finally named Duke of the South by the king of Greed. It can be said that he was the king of land, separating several provinces, and having wealth and no one could reach it.
Unfortunately, the generals have only three generations and are rich for less than a hundred years. More than two hundred years later, Jiang Shuihan no longer has the sacred scepter representing the power of the great duke. After the exploitation of kings of all generations, he is now just a down-and-out nobleman at the bottom, and his fiefdom has long disappeared. Since his father passed away, he can only rely on selling his family property to make a living... But thinking that his grandfather and father have lived like him, he has nothing to be ashamed of.
It is said that a lean camel is bigger than a horse. Although Jiang Shuihan's ancestors were able to make money by one, there were really many things in the family. In the generation of Jiang Shuihan, if Jiang Shuihan was not more promising than his father, the family's wealth would be enough for him to live a careless life.
After all, the town of Mok where he lives is just an inconspicuous small place in the south of the empire. As a down-and-out nobleman, his living standards are not much different from those of the civilians in the town.
His ancestors would like to see this small place because there were no other nobles here.
As a down-and-out nobleman, as long as there are no nobles' dance parties and banquets, their living standards are just a difference between two meals a day and one meal a day!
Moreover, Jiang Shuihan's unique aristocratic status has a different status here, so he can tease those civilian girls without any scruples.
There is something to eat, there is something to play, and there is something to live in. Although such a life is boring, the cold river can barely accept it.
Jiang Shuihan is still a little self-aware. With his abilities and abilities, he can rely on his ancestors to rely on his ancestors to live comfortably for the rest of his life, and he will be content.
However, there are unexpected storms in the sky, hail will always hit the unlucky egg's head, and Jiang Shuihan did underestimate his bad luck.
The mayor's son Ancheney, a famous profiteer in this small town, actually spent money to buy a noble status as a lord not long ago!
In this small town, Ancheney, who has a low status, has more than half of his wealth, while Jiang Shuihan, who has an economic distress, has the highest status.
In the empire, the nobles had various privileges, and the identities between the nobles and the civilians were very different. Before this, even if Anchenette had a considerable wealth, he could only bow and salute when facing Jiang Shuihan, a down-and-out nobleman. His old man, the mayor of the town, did not dare to offend Jiang Shuihan, because his annual political achievements report must be evaluated and signed by Jiang Shuihan before he can be recognized by the upper class.
In recent years, Jiang Shuihan's source of income has not only become the relics of Jia Zu, but also tried to crack the bamboo squatter between the father and son.
However, after Ancheney had the title of Lord who was awarded a meritorious civilian, the situation was different from before. The father and son no longer took Jiang Shuihan seriously, and Jiang Shuihan's source of economic resources was a big part.
Well, since you can buy the title of Guan tribe, I can also do business and make money. Jiang Shuihan thought so and did the same.
Facts have proved that it does not require any talent to be a clan, but it absolutely requires talent to be a businessman. In less than four months, Jiang Shuihan not only lost all his investment, but also owed three times the debt he had for investment!
It was definitely the despicable trap that Ancheney bastard set against me!Jiang Shuihan, who was lying on the bed, said this for the first time. Well, this sentence is indeed not wrong. Unfortunately, it was too late when he realized it!
It's Ah, once the cunning Ancheney knew that his long-lost hated mortal enemy opened a store, he was engaged in trading business, how could he miss this opportunity to attack his opponent in the field he was best at?
If Ancheney is a big crocodile in the mall, Jiang Shuihan is just a small fish, Ancheney just rolls his tongue and can make him die without a place to die!
Ancheney became Jiang Shuihan’s creditor without much effort.
Fortunately, Jiang Shuihan's store is newly opened and the business scale is limited, and Anchenette is also cunning enough. He is afraid that Jiang Shuihan will become suspicious. However, in many medium-sized businesses, debt traps have been set up one after another, so Jiang Shuihan has the chance to survive for a few more months.
But the disaster never came singularly. An old beggar who was picked up by Jiang Shuihan from outside was appointed by him as the housekeeper for the storefront. He actually betrayed him. After learning that the owner's financial situation was not good, he not only swept all the silver tableware in the kitchen, but also knocked hard on the owner who discovered his theft.
Fortunately, it's not a kitchen knife...
Maybe he didn't dare to bear the charge of killing the nobles, right?However, it would be really bad to be knocked by the hard stones of pickled pickles.
Hey... that's my beloved baby. If you despise it, you despise me. I am a dignified god!If you dare to despise the great god, you must be punished by God!Well, how do you think I should punish you?Is it that you will not take the lead for three months...or will it that you will only be interested in men within three months?
A neutral voice suddenly sounded in Jiang Shuihan's mind, which was as sweet as honey mixed with sesame oil, but difficult to judge gender.
Wow!I was about to die, but the old dog actually broke the hallucination... Jiang Shuihan groaned and touched the wound and cursed: You ungrateful bastard, who is inferior to pigs and dogs, let me catch you. I will definitely smash your legs and throw them into the pile of mad dogs, causing you to be torn to pieces... Woo, it hurts!
It turned out... I actually possessed an idiot who only knows violence!I remember that I had never teased the goddess of doom Ah... That's right, that old woman not only had an ugly face, but also had a flat figure. Well... I wanted to vomit just by memories!It's better to be a young goddess, with an apple-like face, a coconut-like big breasts, and a snow-white skin smoother than milk, especially when the pure temperament turned into a lustful expression on the bed... Tsk tsk, that time was so good!
The sound was so lewd, ten thousand times more lewd than the most obscene client Jiang Shuihan had ever heard!
Well, Jiang Shuihan is certainly not a good child. He went to the brothel when he was fifteen, but was scared back by those ugly old women.
It's Ah, what good things can a brothel in a small town have?
Those slutty women who could receive more than a dozen sailors and thieves a day almost gave this cute little boy, but they almost... Jiang Shuihan couldn't imagine that horrible experience like a nightmare later.
Who is hiding in my room?The sound was so clear that Jiang Shuihan would no longer think it was an auditory hallucination and said loudly: I am a sir of the Empire, and I have to break into the noble house. According to the imperial laws, my head will be chopped off!
Idiot, I'm in your body. If you want to kill me, you have to kill yourself first!Even if it was a swearing, the voice still had an indescribable obscene and lewdness, which made people feel smart and had goose bumps all over their body.
Although Jiang Shuihan is usually impulsive and aggressive, like a brainless idiot, he is mostly covering up his disguise. After all, people are more afraid of the nobles who do things without considering the consequences.
In fact, the oriental blood left to him by his ancestors made him smarter and more stoic than the imperial people, but he never received a good education and buried this genius.
Thinking about the ancestors of Jiang Shuihan were just a third-rate military general in the Eastern Kingdom who claimed to be defeated in every battle and was as timid as a rat. After he was defeated, he fled all the way to the empire, and he actually got smooth sailing and became the position of the imperial god general and the founding duke!
People still have a story about the Eastern God General who used 3,000 soldiers to defeat the enemy's 40,000 troops at the time of his battle formation. The truth is that he had no ability to control more than 3,000 troops at that time. The extra army would either be forgotten by him after the formation or sent by him to an unknown place!
However, the Western strategy and military formation at that time were simply kindergarten in that distant Eastern country. His straits of troops and formations, in this country where he did not know what the formation was, turned into a magical and unparalleled military strategy.
First, use a light cavalry and heavy crossbow to rotate and shoot in the distance like a vortex. After disrupting the enemy's formation, use several waves of elite iron armored cavalry to directly attack the enemy's original formation with a cone formation. This is even more regarded as the classic ultimate cavalry tactics of Zhixi.
The three-legged cat's fists and unreasonable shooting skills still swept across the battlefield with the support of the Eastern internal strength, and few opponents were involved.
However, this rude guy who didn't know a lot of big words did not turn this skill into words and spread it to his descendants. Therefore, no outstanding figures appeared in his descendants, and the hereditary title was gradually reduced to the lowest jazz.
At this time, something hidden in the ancient oriental genes was finally ready to move. Jiang Shuihan Youyou said: So, is it that if I die, you will be ruined?
The gods parasitized in Jiang Shuihan's body are just people in heaven who only think about things based on their lower body and have a string of brains. Otherwise, how could they easily be taken away by other gods and conquered to the mortal world?
His mouth was faster than his brain and said: Nonsense, if I had a choice, how could I choose you, a fool, as a target for possession!
oh!Very good!A treacherous smile that could be comparable to Anchenette suddenly appeared on Jiang Shuihan's face: Then we two share honor and disgrace. According to what you said just now, are you a god?No matter what the founding God ordered you to be in charge, since you possessed me, a mortal boy, it would be best to share with me some divine power immediately. Otherwise, if I am not careful and someone will use a stone to hit me on my head, you will become the most miserable god in history!
The god probably hadn't experienced the feeling of being snatched by a mortal. After a long time of silence, he realized and shouted: Don't think that the remaining divine power I can barely maintain my existence. Do you still want me to give it to you?You kid is really brave. You dare to threaten the greatest lewd demon god in history!Humph, if you have sex, you will hit the head and die. Anyway, I have played with more goddesses over the years than women you have seen, and I will die enough. The greatest shame if you die as a virgin... Hahaha!
Depend on!Jiang Shuihan swallowed his saliva, feeling a little angry, and wanted to defend himself. If he hadn't been able to beat his little maid, he would have been forced to take the blame and throw away his shameful virgin hat!
Besides, Audrey also promised to serve him in bed after she turned sixteen. Why did he have to force him?
However, such a tough and incomprehensible god was very fond of his appetite. Jiang Shuihan raised his thumb and said: I admire the heroes the most, but you occupy my body after all, right?You have to rent a house. You can also give it to me without divine power. You can turn it into gold and gems for me. I am so poor that I have no food to eat now. Can't you watch me starve to death, right?
The demon god of lust laughed wildly and said: You are really an idiot. I am not a god in charge of wealth. The field I am in charge of is lust. If you help you pick up girls to bed, you will naturally be invincible. As long as you can touch any woman's body, I can make her extremely lewd. She will take the initiative to cater to you no matter how you want to mess with her!But if you want me to help you make money, you might as well ask the hen to lay a golden egg for you!
Fuck your mother!Then you can die with me!Jiang Shuihan finally became very angry. He thought that the gods were a good thing that was never seen in a thousand years, but he encountered a lustful god who was only interested in making women!
If he had no debts on his back, he could also consider whether he would use this ability to get the belly of a count's daughter and take the opportunity to marry into a prosperous family. But now if he cannot pay off his debts within three months, his only house, beautiful maid, and title will be taken away and become a beggar with bare ass!
At this time, how could he have the mood and ability to fish for horses?
My mother is the Creation God. If you have the ability, fuck it!However, your current situation...it seems to be a problem. I'll think about how to help you!The Demon God of Delusion was once a god, but although he is in trouble now, he still has some skills.
The Demon God of Delusion thought for a while and said: You should first find the stone that hits your head. It is the treasure I practiced in the heaven. I can teach you a method of application. It should not be a problem to use it to make some money.
Audrey!Jiang Shuihan would not go by himself. Now he is an injured patient: Go and bring me the stone that hits my head. It is physical evidence, which will be used when the judge makes a judgment in the future!
Young Master, don’t think about those things first. Let’s talk about it before taking good care of your health. The butler must have run away and will not be able to catch it for the time being!Audrey came over with a bowl of hot noodle soup, and without saying a word, let him drink the bowl of soup first.
In fact, although Jiang Shuihan passed the Imperial Knight qualification assessment and did not lose his jazz title, he was far from Audrey in terms of martial arts. In addition, the two of them grew up together almost childhood sweethearts. In some things, unless he really acted like a master, Audrey would not be obedient, so he was far less powerful than other nobles in front of the personal maid.
Speaking of which, Audrey is probably a rare noble maid who retains her virginity after she was thirteen years old.
Therefore, Jiang Shuihan still enjoyed the rare treatment of lying on the bed and being fed to him by this beautiful girl. He had not observed Audrey's beautiful appearance from such a close distance for a long time, and he was carefully evaluating the development of her breasts.
You know, since Audrey discovered that he was peeking at her bath and rejected his request for a love affair, she consciously kept her distance from him.
This time, Audrey felt sorry for Jiang Shuihan's injury, and did not blame him for staring at his face and chest for looking lustful.
In fact, in a few months, she will become an adult girl who is sixteen years old. At that time, if Jiang Shuihan makes another request to serve the bed, she will inevitably agree shyly.
Audrey's parents were both slaves of the Jiang family, and she grew up in the Jiang family since she was a child. She accepted the concept of loyalty to the Jiang family. The simple girl had never thought that she had other choices. She had rejected her master's request. In addition to being reserved, she was more concerned about her love for Jiang Shuihan's body. She didn't want her master to fall into a gentle place before she became an adult.
Now, although Jiang Shuihan has a rare martial arts skills, he is already a pretty strong boy. Moreover, when he saw other noblemen's trousers when he entered the city, he was so excellent. In addition to the inherent frivolity of some noblemen, he was also considered a good young man.
Audrey, there was really a big problem this time... I guess it would be difficult to get over it. The housekeeper attacked my family's last property. In fact, I was planning to take you away, but now we don't even have the money to run away.
Jiang Shuihan thought that there seemed to be no way out, so he revealed the current economic situation of the Jiang family to Audrey.
Audrey lowered her head and thought for a while, and said: Master, I have saved some money. Although it is far from enough for the Master’s debt, if it is used as the travel expenses for escape, it should be able to support it for a while.
oh?Where did you come from?The brainless Jiang Shuihan widened his eyes and said: Could it be that you...
Before I could say the following words, I had already been hit hard on my head.
What are you talking nonsense?Audrey's eyes were red, and tears were spinning in the frame: That was the money left to me by my mother, and I saved money from frugality. Do you think I would steal your money?
No, Audrey, don't get me wrong with Ah!I don't mean that Ah, and my money will be spent sooner or later... Jiang Shuihan, who knew that he said the wrong thing, quickly apologized and tried his best to explain that he didn't mean that. He finally made the girl's cheeks flushed, and he blocked his big mouth with his little hands in embarrassment.
This girl is very good. You haven't eaten her until now. It's really a waste of resources. I'll teach you a few fancy moves to ensure that you both are happy to the sky... At this warm moment when the two of them looked at each other with affection, the demon god of lust suddenly jumped out and spoke nonsense to Jiang Shuihan, almost angering Jiang Shuihan to death.
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