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Chapter 77 The Scumbag class is on

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After Qiqi and Xie Haoxuan broke through the relationship, she had already beat Jiang Li.When she was on campus, she wanted to hold Xie Haoxuan's arm, but it was cleverly resolved by Xie Haoxuan.

Qiqi Ah, you still have to maintain your goddess image in school, and you can’t leave a handle for others. I am thinking about you from your perspective, not that I don’t want you to hold me.

Qiqi thought about it. Recently, the teacher who was studying for the class recently said in the class stall: Men and women should pay attention to their image in public, so they should not kiss me on the street, as it is insane.

Qiqi stood obediently beside Xie Haoxuan, like a young wife.

If Lin Zhen recovered after a day or two, he would be like a wild rabbit and would not be as well-behaved and sensible as Qiqi.

Jiang Qi quickly walked up and caught up with the topic of the two. The three of them had been together for a long time.

Xie Haoxuan usually rarely interrupts the topic of girls, which is one of the few communications between the two of them.

Xie Haoxuan looked at the two of them, and the happy days of hugging and hugging were floating in his mind.

Qiqi and Jiang Li said in unison. Brother Xuan, let’s go first.

Xie Haoxuan didn’t want to eat anymore, and he exercised too late last night.

After two consecutive days of exercise with Qiqi and Lin Zhen, his waist was a little sore, after all, he was all moving.

Although this thing is very cool, it can also cause fatigue after overworking.

Anyway, he has no classes this afternoon, so sleep-making is the top priority at the moment.

Xie Haoxuan, who woke up, found that there were only keyboard sounds of Li Cheng and Wang Jiu in the dormitory. He also knew that Lao Xu should go to the library, but he didn't know that Wang Jiu put Lao Xu's pigeon, which made Lao Xu lose the opportunity to get rid of being single.

Brother Xuan, get up quickly, your account is logged in with you, just waiting for you to go online, I ordered takeaway for you, and I will arrive later.Wang Jiu is abnormal today when he doesn't go to the Three Treasures Hall.

Tell me, if there is anything, I need my help.

Can Brother Xuan teach me how

It just so happened that Lao Xu also came back from the library and bought Wang Jiu for Xie Haoxuan and came back.

As soon as I arrived at the dormitory, I scolded Wang Jiu. Today, a girl wanted to sit next to me. If Wang Jiu hadn't taken a seat, I would have been single.

No, Lao Xu.I was wrong, I will make up for the next big meal.Let’s first listen to Brother Xuan’s opinions.

In the past, Lao Xu and the others conveyed their knowledge of picking up girls to Xie Haoxuan, but now it is Xie Haoxuan who is here to teach them.As time goes by, the positions of both sides have changed.

Xiao Li, Lao Xu, Brother Xuan’s scumbag class is on, so stop playing with butter, come and listen to the class.So the three of them moved their chairs closer, and Xie Haoxuan conveyed positive energy to them while eating.

First Ah!Women are emotional animals, how emotional are they?Eighty percent, or even ninety percent, will cry due to the weather at a certain time, crying like crying.For example, it suddenly rains and cloudy today, and you can’t see the sun or the moon, or you can’t see strong winds or smog, so many girls in the world will cry about it.

If you ask her why she cried.

A small number of girls will tell the reason; it rained the day when I broke up, my kitten died, it was windy that day, my aunt came... and so on, it sounds quite understandable.

But most girls will tell you in tears: I don’t know, I just want to cry anyway.

Can men understand?cannot!

Men will find it incredible, Damn, can you cry?You don't know why you cry?

This is the male thinking, rectum, and result orientation, which is completely different from that of females.You can send a text message, send one, and send another message if you don’t reply any time. Send two messages, and don’t send another message if you haven’t replied yet.

Make a phone call, call once, if you don’t have to call again after a while, don’t answer twice, stop calling again immediately.

If you did all the above, you didn't reply to you.Then the last move, go and meet.

But don’t be emotional. Be calm and just meet and say hello. The girl cares about you, just chat with her calmly, except for asking: Why block me? I want to talk about whatever I want and chat randomly.

Chat about the weather, talk about the past, and talk about food.

When the girl can't hold back and asks you about the reason for blocking her, you can ask the reason.

When I met, I ignored you and said hello?

When you don't exist?

One reason is that the girl’s anger has not subsided and her emotions have not passed. You can do it again after a different time, but the same principle is still the same, don’t do it for the third time!

Another reason is that your own comprehensive value is not high in the eyes of girls. Pay attention, it is in the eyes of girls!

Or, you show yourself more value for girls to see, such as the Ferrari's car key Ah, which can penetrate the steel plate's one-cep muscle Ah.

Or, work hard to improve yourself, become handsome when you exercise, study and become fun, and make money and become richer. There is no other way.When they left, you didn’t try to keep them?If you try to keep her, she will most likely not leave.Retention, or recovery, is a trap, it is a false proposition.

Here comes, here comes!

Everyone was energetic and shouted: The class for the scumbag’s love class is on!

Little Lizi, Lao Xu, listen carefully and learn hard!

Wang Jiu looked at Xie Haoxuan: Brother, you are the legendary Guangshi Sea King who is in charge of the Pacific, right?In one month, the emotional experience has become so rich.Let me ask, can I swim into your ocean, a stinky fish?

Depend on!

Xie Haoxuan was originally immersed in his emotions, but when they were joking and teasing him, he slapped the table hard and expressed his dissatisfaction: You can't just because I can speak, I'm humorous and know how to fall in love, so you just call me a scumbag!

Everyone present looked at him and smiled, and some continued to shout: Scumbag!Scumbag!

Everyone deliberately shouted loudly, Brother Xuan will be the next one, and you will be hurt by your evil hands!

Xie Haoxuan put down the food in his hand, opened his eyes wide and said: Why are you so innocent? They are the ones who come to me on their own initiative. I usually don’t take the initiative to take action...

What kind of innocence?That is to turn into your ocean one by one, become one of your fish, and then continue to put the next fish into your pond. You are the one who wants to become the owner of the fish pond.

Xie Haoxuan's face turned red, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing: I have kept them away from me, but they keep Ah!What do you want me to do?Besides, it’s too ugly to enter or not. If you like it... you will be together!...In love, when you are in love, you will talk about it if you feel it is not suitable.One after another, there are difficult words, such as women who are water, and they must be put on if they can't hold them tightly, and as long as they wet her, they are yours, etc., which makes everyone laugh and full of joyful air.

Do you know why you fall in love with each other?

To put it bluntly, it may be because the other person is beautiful. I fell in love with her. You fall in love with the other person's body. But after you fall in love with her, you will be attracted by knowledge, a mutual appreciation, and a soul-loving relationship. She will help you to the extreme.

If you are just addicted to this kind of physical love, one day you will get tired of it, so one day you will definitely become Aquaman.Because physical love is easy to satisfy. If you get physical satisfaction in her, you will find another physical satisfaction. However, true love must be the first and the last due to this physical attraction, and there is a higher emotional pursuit.

This shows why you fall in love with the woman. Do you know what is the reason why a woman is willing to fall in love or get married with a man?

Wang Jiu blurted out: It’s money!

Li Cheng added: It’s good-looking!, treat her well and take care of her.

A sense of security, humorous and funny.

You also need a house, a car, and talent.

The two people have similar personalities and similar interests.

Everyone said a lot, and Lao Xu suddenly said: Isn’t it because of love?

love?Tsk tsk.

Alas, you are still young.

It is to have value in use. In love, you should make the girl love and hate, angry and annoyed, alternating hot and cold, and enjoy all kinds of sweet, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty flavors.Let this relationship create an unpredictable feeling like a roller coaster.

Never let her think that you must be her in your life, and you will be the only one in your life.That is equivalent to putting your life in the other party's hands and letting others knead it. In most cases, you will die miserably.

Even at certain times, you can find some non-existent ambiguous partners to create a sense of crisis for your partner, making her nervous about you, and let her know that you are excellent and that you are very popular, so that the other party will care about you more.

Human nature is human nature. What you get easily is often not cherished. It is the treasure that you grab from many competitors.You guys, the pattern is broken~~

After hearing what Xie Haoxuan said, Wang Jiu had a lot of insights: Brother Xuan, what you said makes sense. I will rely on Brother Xuan to get out of singleness in the future.

In addition, Brother Xuan, can you introduce me to a few girls you know and practice your skills?

You want that, you said, I'll recommend her contact information to you.

Wang Jiu thought for a while and said, forget it, the girls who have contact with Brother Xuan are all higher in rank than him, so I'd better not to avoid being trapped tightly.It’s still a little simpler for girls in college, and you have to master it yourself.

Everyone dispersed, and Xie Haoxuan's words inspired them.Only Wang Jiu stays here, Brother Xuan, why have you been watching this Huajiao live broadcast recently?

Of course, Xie Haoxuan answered for him: Because there is a girl on it that looks so beautiful, I want to flirt with her.I just added her contact information recently, and it will be possible to pass through my fish pond in a short while.

Brother Xuan, please accept me as your disciple.

Get out, get out, you three should prepare for this week's sorority party.This is the best opportunity I have brought to you, to strive to get out of singleness this time.

Remember to dress up, wash your hair, and make a look.Change some new clothes or something.

Brother Xuan, you are the best dressed person in our dormitory. Then, brothers will rely on you.