Chapter 1 The protagonist is called Hat

10days ago campus Novels 9
It only took three days

Listening to the moaning of the woman from the hat room next door, the wild moaning without any concealment

Pang Erdong completely changed his view of this new roommate

He was a little at a loss in the living room, mainly because the door of the hat was not closed tightly and was covered in vain. If he was concerned, the two-inch gap would be enough to see everything inside clearly.

He took a step forward and then retracted again; he took a step forward and then retracted again and again

Finally, I was timid, gritted my teeth and returned to my room, untied my pants, and looked at the wall of the hat room. I fantasized about the possible appearance of this crazy woman, and took out my beloved little pistol and started shooting

This was the most rhythmic plane he had ever played. Every time a woman called him, he whispered twice, it quickly gushed.

Pang Erdong didn't care about cleaning up, and everything didn't become boring, because not only did the next door stop, but it was getting more and more intense.

Fuck Ah, is this guy taking drugs? He thought to himself

Women have gone from moaning to talking nonsense

The more I wanted to hear it, the more I couldn't hear it. Pang Erdong carried his pants and returned to the living room. He sat restlessly on the sofa, and his brain was almost congested and had an erection.

He was so curious about what kind of woman he called such a woman, and looked forward to it until five minutes later, the wind and rain stopped. Not long after, the door of the hat room was opened.

Unexpectedly, the one who walked out of it turned out to be a blond white man, and Fatty Erdong was completely stupid

The woman blew a kiss in the room, turned around and saw a book on the sofa looking at her fat Erdong, and couldn't help laughing.

The eyes moved down, looked at Pang Erdong's crotch, threw away his joking eyebrows, and pushed the door away

At this moment, Pang Erdong felt that he had been killed

Say, how much does it cost once!? Fatty Dong couldn't wait to rush into the hat's room and asked

What a joke, do you think I can afford to be acquainted? I haven't even worn my hat and clothes yet, so I quickly pulled something to cover it, and I looked like Fat Erdong was about to rape him

Fatty Dong absolutely believes that the hat is a poor guy

Then what were you doing just now? In fact, he himself didn't know what he was asking, his mind was messy

comminicate

Damn this is called communication? What kind of communication is this Damn?

Language communication? Hat with a little questioning response

What??? Pangerdong's extreme confusion no longer requires language

Body language Hat said seriously: Body language is also considered language

Fatty Erdong almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of blood.

Pang Erdong thought of ten thousand ways to apprenticeship and express his admiration, and finally used a proposal posture and knelt on one knee: God, please accept me as your disciple!

He could not be used to... He treated him with courtesy, and said: Only accept gifts, not disciples

Master! Let your disciple invite you to dinner

If you want, you can't get what you want

Please wash your big bird soon, let's go out now

Then you avoid it first, okay...

This is the school's apartment-style dormitory, which is not large in number, mainly for doctoral students and young teachers to live in.

Since it is said to be the main one, it means that undergraduates and graduate students are not unable to live. Just pay some money to find a relationship and have a special reason.

This apartment has three bedrooms and one living room, the living room is not big or small, and the hat has lived in the largest bedroom.

On the first day of Pang Erdong's move, he chose the next-large room next to him.

When I saw the hat, I thought he was a nerd

Or pretend to be polite and say hello: buddy, what do you call me

Hat What about you?

Pang Erdong didn't expect that the other party would actually report a fake name, so he instinctively said: Pang Erdong started cursing in his heart after saying that, because he didn't react quickly enough, he called a classmate to laugh at his nickname.

It's so dying. After hearing this, I still silently recited the hat several times.

Pangerdong started his sophomore year, and asked Pangerdong why he didn't live in the undergraduate dormitory. Pangerok Host: I have too many things, and I have a small room in four, which affects my roommates.

And you?

I'm afraid of disturbing my roommate

At this time, Fatty Dong didn't understand what the hat meant by quarrel, and thought that this pussy wouldn't disturb me, right?

If he knew it was such a quarrel, he would definitely say, please make the most of your money.

Pang Erdong didn't lie, he really had too many things

There are so many that there are three optical monitors, and one is extended. It is impossible to put down the bed and table in the four-person room.

His problem should not affect his roommate, but he will be despised by his roommate to death

Fatty Erdong asked the hat with a smile: Brother! Are you okay to carry my luggage for me?

Hat was stunned for a moment, thought for three minutes, and said: I remembered that I just had something very important to buy.

So I went out with my clothes and came back an hour later. I held a lollipop in my mouth, and handed it to the sweaty fat man Dong

What is very important is lollipops?

Yes, happiness is the most important thing, and eating sugar can make you secrete dopamine, which is a kind of...it can ultimately make you happy

Fatty Erdong sips of old blood

At night, Fatty Dong didn't give up and asked with a lewd smile: Brother, please help me clean up your things?

Hat was stunned for a moment, thought for another three minutes, and said: I remembered that I was going to drink, so I put on my clothes and went out.

Fatty Erdong wished he could be torn

So I didn't return all night and went back to the dormitory at noon the next day

Fatty Erdong was helpless, and his pussy was too stingy, so I just called him to help me, as for hiding for one night

Looking at the hat lying on the sofa, Fatty Erdong asked a little guiltily: How many people should I drink this?

Ah Hat is a little weak in speaking: I myself

Pang Erdong's heart is full of ten thousand words: Can a person drink until the next afternoon?

Oh, Hat was stunned for a while: I also met a girl, so I went to a hotel to communicate

After two days of understanding, Pang Erdong felt that the hat was not normal, he was stingy, and he was so stupid that he was so stupid that he had been talking for a long time. He bragged and didn't write drafts. He either learned to be stupid or had a brainless person.

Until the third day, I completely changed my view of this stupid roommate

When he entered school, he also made up his mind to establish good relationships with classmates, but he was not as firm as he said: Brother Hau, I swear to follow you to the death and never regret it.

Hat's response is also very touching: I want to eat noodles

Fatty Erdong burst into tears. This pussy was really stunned. He didn't take the opportunity to cheat me

On the way, Fatty Dong was anxious to learn from Hat with a lewd smile: Brother Hat, how did you get involved?

Oh, the reaction was half a beat slow as usual: She is an exchange student, she wants to learn Chinese, and I also want to practice speaking, so let's communicate

The word communication is simply used by the hat and has come out of a new realm. Pang Erdong loves and hates it: Then why does it turn into body fluid communication?

Various communications promote each other

Why didn’t I know that there are such a beautiful white lady in our school?

She's not here for a long time

It's just arrived for a while, what a hurtful word Ah

Brother Mao, how old are you? What major are you studying?

I'll study Applied Psychology

Are you studying undergraduate in our school?

Undergraduate degree at the Normal University next door

I dare to ask Brother Mao, should I call you a national hero or a legend in our school?

Not to...

That's a big ocean horse!

Your thoughts... don't be so inferior...

What does it feel like to ride a ocean horse?

……

At half past twelve, the highest peak of meal time, there is no seat at the noodle restaurant at the small gate

Pang Erdong also wanted to ask if the hat should be eaten in another place, but the hat had already said to the boss: 3 liang of mixed sauce noodles, two bowls, and mixed sauce. Then he turned around and asked Pang Erdong: What do you eat

This rhythm is so weird. Pang Erdong is unable to complain. He holds the bowl of noodles and can't find a place to sit. He is a little confused when standing in the crowded and stuffy noodle restaurant.

I didn't want to see a girl getting up and going out, so she walked over and pushed the girl's bowl to the side of her companion.

Da Lai sat down and smiled silly: "Play a table, turn to Fatty Dong and shouted: Come on, sit here."

This move shocked the girl and Fatty Dong who were still eating noodles in the seat.

However, when Fatty Erdong realized that the girl opposite the hat was Yao Shige, the famous beauty in the school, he felt instantly full of ecstasy. He tried his best to hide it and ran over and sat down.

Yao Shige is collapsed. This is the first time he has seen such a shameless person.

Why don't you go to another table?

He looked puzzled, three-pointed angry, and his voice was still very nice

The hat is still slow, swallowing the face in your mouth, and then saying: Because you are pretty, you are more handsome when you sit opposite you

Pang Erdong's heart was kneeling on the ground and hammering the wall: Why don't you use routines?

You know, girls like Yao Shige naturally blocked most boys from talking rashly, with height + appearance + aura, for their height, appearance and aura.

Yao said helplessly and half-sarcastically: Then you have face now?

That's right! The hat looks righteous: If you keep talking to me like this, I'll be more respectful

Yao Xiang looked around, and was surprised, envious, and had all kinds of eyes.

Pang Erdong's heart was filled with tears: Damn, people are shameless and invincible in the world!

Hat also added: Eat quickly, don't be so stingy. If you intervened in my team the day before yesterday, just pretend to be a slight slight

Yao Shige then remembered that he met this boy in the supermarket the day before yesterday

Soon, Yao's friend came back from outside and looked at the situation in front of him, which was very puzzled.

Look at your own bowls and chopsticks and positions have changed

Look at the second sister (Yao Shige) with helpless look

Seeing the little fat man looking at him with a vulgar face, I felt a little disgusting

Looking at the boy in his position, he smiled naturally and said: Hi

So she replied unconsciously. Hi

Sitting down and whispered to my second sister (Yao Shige): Your friend?

Before Yao could answer, the hat turned into a snatch: That's right!

It's so shameless. Pang Erdong was almost crying. Yao's eyes rolled up

Yao’s friend couldn’t stand sitting opposite Fat East and said to Yao: I’ll go checkout, you can sit there

Yao said OK

After eating two big bowls of noodles in the hat, he wiped his mouth and said to Yao: Your friend is gone, he took away your phone, and he didn't pay the bill.

Yao touched her side, and she was indeed gone. She immediately understood what was going on and said: Little bitch, wait for me to go back and get rid of you

Turning around and blaming the hat, he said: Why didn't you say it earlier

Busy eating noodles, full of things in your mouth, and rudely speaking

Yao Shige was a little embarrassed. Although they often joked about this between them, she was not leaving now, nor was she not leaving. She didn't even have her mobile phone and bag, and she didn't know what to pay for. After looking at the store, there was no one else she knew.

Although if she spoke, the boys would pay for her 100%, but she would not be ashamed to speak with strangers.

Although the store pays all by self-consciousness, she also feels it's hard to leave in front of these two guys.

You go, remember to owe me a favor

Is it your honor to treat me to a meal? I got up and left

Both of them don't even know each other's name

Before he finished his little bowl of noodles, he was still lost in Yao's back. He didn't have time to eat the whole process, for fear of not taking a look at the beauty.

The hat calls his soul back: Go and pay the money, four people

Why are the four people? Fatty Dong is confused

It is your honor to be able to invite a beauties like them to dinner. Hat learns from my second sister's tone

Unexpectedly, Pang'erdong actually said: That's right, it's my honor, it must be

Scan the code to pay the money decisively, and even made up the whole and paid a few extra yuan.

Do you know who the two women are?

have no idea

That's a famous beauty at our level. The school beauties of our dormitory selected all four of them in the top ten. The one sitting opposite you talked to you was Yao Shige, the second sister of their dormitory. Everyone called her second sister. Wow, I was lucky enough to have dinner with her... On the way back to the dormitory, Fatty Dong was giving a popular science to the hat, and he was intoxicated from time to time.

...The other one is the smallest one in their dormitory, called Tao Nai

The name is quite cute

People are even more cute!!! Fatty Dong said excitedly: Her breasts are almost blown up, so their elder sister is called Shangguan Jie, and the third one is called Shi Ying, which is simply a fairy dormitory. Four beauties, each with coquettish style, and their styles are different

As he was not satisfied, Pang Erdong went back to his house and printed two pieces of paper, which were the information and photos of ten beauties in the second grade of the year.

Continue to popular science: In addition to the four of them, there are Yao Jing, Liu Xu, Ran Mengzhu, Li Jiayi, Dong Shuang, and Zhang Mo

Look at the hat on the paper, birthday, professionalism, specialty... I even have a cup, I don’t know where Pang Erdong made it

Looking at the proud face of Pang Erdong, the hat said helplessly: I really admire you. I have no one to go to college with a printer.

The hat is particularly noticed by the girl named Ran Mengzhu. Pang Erdong asked: Do you like this? This is the top three Ah, but it’s a pity that I have a boyfriend.

No, it seems to know each other. Hat shook his head and took two pieces of paper into his house.

You are a new graduate student, can you even know this?

I want to call you the Hat God!!

(Panger Dong's heart) This is really a day that tests Panger Dong's heart, stirring ups and downs

The only drawback is that he wanted to show off his forehead beauty information, but the hat god didn't respond

Although these things can be found in the post bar, no one knows that the person who sorted out the information is right, it’s me!

Hat read the information in the room, Yao Shige

171CM, B+, the most goddess-like style, the perfect figure...Tao Nai, 166CM, Gcup, natural Cute...Ran Mengzhu, 165CM, D+, the perfect combination, no beauty is enough

Strange comments: Hat talks to himself, but thinking about it, it seems that this is indeed the feeling

The second sister (Yao Shige) returned to the door with great momentum and chiseled the door: Little bitch, dying Boerba, open the door, see how I deal with you

No, you promise not to bully me first, I will open the door for you. Tao Nai smiled like a chrysanthemum behind the door, and couldn't even stand up.

Stop talking nonsense, who will make you a bad person open the door quickly

The door always has to be opened, and the second sister rolled up her sleeves and rushed forward, making a fight, laughter and joyful

The eldest sister and Saner also helped the second sister, because whenever there was such a thing, they would habitually help one side and then stuck the oil on the other side.

The three of them pressed Si'er on the bed and took turns to pinch her breasts.

Si'er's breasts are really big and soft, and even women can't help but want to go up and pinch them when they are idle.

In the end, Sier's face turned red and she was panting, and she couldn't stand up even if she stood up.

The second sister looked at Sier lying on the bed, with a red face and messy bed, and a little lewd, and said casually: You are not flowing, aren't you?

Unexpectedly, Sier answered honestly and cute: I pinch your breasts like this, see if you are flowing or not. I feel a little wronged while being stubborn

Hearing what she said, how could the other three sisters resist and rush forward to another round

The structure of this dormitory is a bit strange. There are two upper and lower bunk bunks. The elder sister and the second sister live in the left and right upper bunk bunks, four tables and four wall cabinets. Unlike the usual dormitory, there are beds and tables.