Zishu lay on Teacher Yang's shoulder, hugging her tightly, and even started to tremble a little. Seeing that Teacher Yang was still teasing her, she was very happy: Teacher Yang is so bad, you know Ah, deflower you!As he said that, he gently put his mouth to Yang Yu's ear and said shyly.
Yang Yu knew that he could only ask this point, and pushed Zishu away. Zishu looked at Yang Yu like a female cat, her face was still red, but she had already said it, so why are you shy?
Zishu glanced at Yang Yu, with a look of embarrassment, but she felt very stimulating, and hurriedly hugged Yang Yu's neck. However, this time, Zishu knelt up with her legs and raised her butt high, which was more obvious.
In fact, Yang Yu was almost suffocating himself, just to completely conquer this woman from the bottom of his heart. Now it is time to conquer with his body, otherwise there would be so many white towers before.
Without saying a word, he took off all his pants.
Yang Yu held Zishu's big butt with both hands, and Zishu's heart was about to jump out. He hugged Yang Yu's neck tightly with both hands. Yang Yu aimed at it and pressed it and went in.
Zishu screamed immediately. Not long after, she moaned heart-wrenchingly, and kept shouting: Debirth for Teacher Yang, debirth for Teacher Yang.
After sucking for more than half an hour in a row, Zishu urinated all over the floor in front of Teacher Yang. Zishu wanted to die. That embarrassment, how could he have the face to see Teacher Yang on Monday?
Teacher Yang, I can’t do it anymore.Zishu begged for mercy. How could such a little girl stand Yang Yu's big cock thrust hard?
It's your first time, you must fuck it hard.Yang Yu explained.
But I can't do it anymore.Zishu has been fucked and incontinent.
But Yang Yu obviously would not miss the great opportunity to fuck the little loli like this, so he hugged her and pressed her on the stone.
Zishu lay on the stone, her butt raised high.
Although she is in the third year of junior high school, she has an excellent figure. Her big triangle butt is white and big. Such a little girl is hard to fuck.
Yang Yu then lay on Zishu's back, mate with a puppy, and his big cock was like a loach, and he went to find her vagina automatically.
Sure enough, as soon as I touched the hole, I crawled in again.
Ah!Teacher Yang, yours is too big, too big, my pussy is too small, it will be broken, it will be broken.Zishu shouted, tears flowing out, and she felt very painful below.
The little girl is really tight.Yang Yu sighed, and his big cock felt sucked by a huge suction cup. Every thrust was full of friction, which was particularly comfortable.
Zishu moaned wildly: Ah, Ah, Ah.
The sound rang through the dark valley, very crisp.
That night, Zishu was fucked by Yang Yu again and again on the mountain in the wild, and the lips below were swollen.
The next day, it was another good weather.
The birds in the countryside have already gotten up and found insects to eat. The sun has not yet come out yet. The entire Bath Girl Village still exudes the charm of spring dew. The back mountain is surrounded by thick fog, and the peach blossoms in the front mountain seem to bloom more beautifully as if they had experienced Zishu last night.
Yang Yu left the house early in the morning and wanted to go to the next village to find Sha Ergouzi. Of course, Yang Yu hid this matter from everyone else. Except for his cousin, only his cousin knew where Yang Yu went this weekend and what he was busy with. However, his cousin had already thought of excuses from his parents and sisters.
Yang Yu took the small bamboo pole and borrowed some old-fashioned clothes from the principal, stuffed a piece of cloth that had been prepared in his pocket and a cluster of fake beards, and climbed up the mountain.
The village of Sha Ergouzi is on the east side, but Yang Yu must first follow the mountain road to the north, because the entire Yunu Village only has this road. Whether you go to the town or go to the next village, you must first follow the mountain road to the top of the mountain, and then there will be a path fork to various places at the top of the mountain. The main road leads to the town outside, and the other roads are either overgrown or you can't even see the road clearly.
Yang Yu took the graffiti map of his cousin and groped for it, and asked when he met a villager on the way.
The village of silly Gouzi is called Lihua Village. There are two more mountains that have to climb from the top of the mountain to the north. Yang Yu was so panicked that he walked along the way, but he had no way: I'll go!This is Yang Yu's catchphrase. When I look at my cousin's chicken feet-like graffiti map, do I follow anything?
Looking back, Yang Yu really wanted to curse, and he couldn't even see the road behind him. How did he come here? Yang Yu could only judge the direction and go east.
The more I went, something was getting worse and wrong, and I was completely lost.
This mountain is reliable and big. Lost in the deep mountains is not a joke. Yang Yu is a little worried. Once he can't get out, it will be dark. Wild beasts often appear in the wilderness. This is not a joke. There may be no tigers and lions, but there are many pythons and venomous snakes. Even if it is a wild boar, it will come to you if you are anxious.
Where is this Lihua Village?I'm so stressed that I don't even have a figure in the village, let alone pear blossoms.Yang Yu was dry and upset. This chore was really hard to do. When he went back, he must be as good as his cousin.
Just when Yang Yu was confused, he saw a village woman in front of him. Yang Yu was catching a life-saving straw like a drowning man.
Sister, how to get to Lihua Village?Yang Yu ran and shouted, afraid that the village girl would run away.
Yang Yu ran to the village woman and sighed when he saw it. Unexpectedly, even an ordinary village woman was so beautiful in the deep mountains.
This village woman has a completely plain face and dressed simply. She looks like she is only in her thirties and is carrying a tree. This tree is really not small, and it is about eighty if it is not even hundreds of pounds.
In this countryside, because cement or other urban things are difficult to transport from outside, many of them are made of wood or bamboo, such as beds, wooden tables, bamboo chairs, and specialized craftsmen in the village.
Therefore, I often see people carrying trees from the mountain to the village, and it is so tired.
Of course, there are even more tiring things. Some people want to earn a few dollars, so they carry the trees directly to the town to sell them. Because there is no road Ah, they can only carry them. When they go out of this Bath Girl Village, they have to carry dozens of miles. They climb five mountains. They can only carry one tree every day, and each tree is given two dollars. Yang Yu heard these from his father, because his parents used to carry trees and pull themselves up.
No one could understand the suffering at that time, no one could understand!
Lihua Village?That's right, I'm about to carry the tree over and sell it.The village woman stopped to rest and was very enthusiastic.
The village woman topped the tree on the crutch. Everyone who knew the burden knew that a shoulder pole would be equipped with a crutch. When carrying it, it would be placed on the other shoulder. This way, both shoulders would be subjected to stress and slow down the pressure on one shoulder. The boys in rural areas were very short, and they were all shorter in this way.
That's great. I haven't been to this village before and I almost got lost. Thank you so much for leading the way.Yang Yu immediately turned the danger into peace and felt relieved all of a sudden. But looking at the simple appearance of the village woman, she was still as beautiful as a woman, but she had such a hard time coming out, she couldn't help but feel sad.
Or, I'll help my elder sister take it?Yang Yu knew that people should help each other, and helping others was helping themselves. Yang Yu always remembered this truth. Seeing that this village woman worked so hard for life, Yang Yu felt that being able to contribute was just one.
What a joke? You are so white and tender, you are a city man at first glance. There are hundreds of kilograms of trees, so why do you carry them?When the village woman saw Yang Yu's appearance, she knew that this handsome young man was from the city at a glance. Not to mention carrying trees, it would be good to be able to climb this mountain.
Yang Yu was dissatisfied when he heard this. At least he followed his cousin to cut and tear it down when he was a child. Although he hadn't handled it for more than ten years, he was a sports student in high school, so he ran with a few tires behind his running.
I will help you with it first. If you don’t have it, I will give it to you. If you are tired, give it to me. In this way, we will take turns and it will be much easier. Anyway, we will rush together and arrive early, which is always good.
The village woman estimated that she was always good to say that she was willing to go early and had children at home waiting for her to take care of her, so she agreed.
Yang Yu really carried the tree. Although it was as heavy as Mount Tai, he was a man and could not lose to a woman. He gritted his teeth, carried it down and walked forward.
Are you here in Lihua Village to travel or find someone?Seeing that the young man was so enthusiastic, the village woman started chatting with her.
Looking for someone, what's the name of Stupid Ergou?Yang Yu followed and answered, and he had to inquire about Sha Ergou's residence anyway.
Stupid Ergou?When the village woman heard this, she was happy: What a coincidence, my tree was sold to Sha Ergou's father.
When Yang Yu heard this, he really responded to the saying, "Good people will be rewarded, and helping others is to help yourself." He is interested in Sha Ergou, so he lies and asks about Sha Ergou all the news.
It turns out that Sha Ergou's father is a craftsman. He made his fortune by making wooden chairs and bamboo chairs. He would ship them to the city every month to sell. This original handmade thing is very popular in the city. Even if it is sold at a high price, the city people think it is cheap. Sha Ergou's father made his fortune by making this craftsmanship and became one of the richest families in Lihua Village.
Because the village woman and this silly Ergou father have been doing business for a long time, she is quite familiar with her and talks about all the things about silly Ergou and his family.
Information collection, no matter in which era, is the first element to solve problems. Yang Yu knows this truth well.
The two took turns to carry the rudder for an hour, and finally arrived at Lihua Village. A strange thing was that there was no pear tree in this Lihua Village.
Sister, you go and sell the trees first, I have something else to do.Yang Yu found another reason. Now is not the time to go to Sha Ergou's house, otherwise he would not have been exposed on the spot.
The village woman was also surprised. Isn’t Yang Yu looking for Sha Ergou? Why didn’t he go there? However, she didn’t care about this. She knew that Yang Yu had helped her carry the tree for several miles.
Yang Yu's shoulders were already bleeding, and it hurt so much that he would not dare to hold on in the future.
Yang Yu found a place where no one was there, then took out the white cloth and strung it on the bamboo pole, put it on the back, and even put it on a scholar, took out a fake beard, and put it under his nose. After the rectification, he was very satisfied and seemed to have no flaws, he held the bamboo pole and entered the village again.
On the white cloth of the bamboo pole, there are four big characters written: Fortune Teller.
Yang Yu stood up straight, pretended to be a scholar, and told himself in his heart that I am a master and Feng Shui master now.
This trick will not work even if it is a three-year-old child. But this silly Ergou's father is a superstitious fanatic. This businessman is often like this. If the snake hits seven inches, Yang Yu doesn't know if he can hit seven inches of his father. If it succeeds, Yang Yu is excited to think about it. His cousin's beautiful body belongs to him. At that time, she must fuck her incontinence like Zishu last night. Yang Yu feels excited when he thinks about it.
Yang Yu was not in a hurry to go to Sha Ergou's house, and the village woman should have not left just now. She first walked around the village to get to know the environment and humanities.
The biggest difference between this village and the Bath Girl Village is superstition, because Yang Yu found that he had just walked in a few steps, and the village woman surrounded him and asked for fortune telling.
Yang Yu had no choice but to pretend, touch his beard, and pondered for a while.
Of course, Yang Yu doesn’t know how to tell fortunes, but fortune telling can be deceived by doing two things well. One is to say good things, and the other is to learn to observe.
Yang Yu looked at the village woman in front of him. She was in her early thirties, with a big butt, a foot breast, and a mole on the corner of her mouth. She looked like the life of a tigress.
This elder sister looks like a husband, a big butt means a stable foundation, and a big breast means a blessing for her descendants. Looking at the mole on the corner of your mouth, it is really auspicious mole. As long as you go home and have sex with your husband a few more times a day, good luck will naturally come.Yang Yu spoke in a very good manner.
When the village woman heard this, she actually said that she was in her heart. She was happy on the spot and hurriedly stuffed a few dollars into Yang Yu's hand. Yang Yu was stunned on the spot and said to herself: I said casually, can you make money?It’s still important to do big things.
Before he knew it, he had already walked to Sha Ergou's father's house. This house was much more luxurious than the house next to it. It was a strong sense of superstition. Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong were posted on the door. There were big trees on both sides, and a mirror was embedded in the front wall. Yang Yu looked closely and said, "Isn't Sha Ergouzi?"
This is exactly the same as what my cousin and the village woman described. She has a big face and a thick neck. You can tell at a glance that it is a 2B. This 2B is sitting at the door biting the corn cob.
Yang Yu immediately pretended to be tired and looked tired. He walked over, sat on the steps in front of his house, took out a pot to drink, and saw that the 2B was silly gnawing corn, and he was also greedy, and said with a smile: Silly Ergouzi?How about giving uncle a bite?
The silly Ergou glanced at him, turned around, protected the corn, and continued to eat.Yang Yu was happy. Isn’t this a manifestation of 2B? How can normal people be like this?
How about I exchanged candy with you?Yang Yu said as he took out the candy he bought from the village entrance and handed it over to Sha Ergou.
The stupid Ergou looked at Candy, smiled and shouted: You think I am a fool, and I still eat Candy, go back and coax the three-year-old child.Sha Ergou said, and continued to chew his own corn.
This time it was Yang Yu's turn to be stunned, which clearly shows that I, Yang Yu, are the idiot Ah, and I was scolded by this.
Yang Yu had no choice but to withdraw his hand, drink the kettle and continue drinking, drinking with relish.
Sha Ergou turned his head at this time: Uncle, what are you drinking?
Yang Yu also learned to turn around and protect the kettle: You can't drink this thing.As he said that, he continued to drink.
When the silly Ergou heard that he could not drink, he became even more curious. He looked at Yang Yu drinking stupidly, then handed over the corn and said: I'll exchange it with you?
Yang Yu smiled in his heart. After all, the fool is a fool. Fortunately, he kept a hand and pretended to be unhappy: OK, just take a sip?
When the stupid Ergou heard this, he was very happy. He picked up the kettle and drank it. He felt strange after drinking it halfway, so he handed it back and ran into the house.
Yang Yu was secretly amused in his heart, but wasn't he still hit?
He got up and hid under the shade of the tree. After waiting for half an hour, he saw the dad of the stupid goblin coming home from outside. The dad of the stupid goblin looks exactly like the dad of the stupid second goblin. His face is thick with his neck, like a butcher.
Yang Yu hurriedly came out, walked over with a swagger in the form of a fortune teller, held the bamboo pole high, and shouted: Fortune-telling, fortune telling!
Sure enough, the dad of this silly Ergou glanced at him and was about to turn back to the house, he heard the fortune teller talking to himself: Whose house is so unlucky, it's over, and he will have to live a life-long life!Go quickly!
When Sha Ergou heard this, he thought to himself that this is not talking about my family. The relevant family is in charge. He just invited a master to clean up bad luck last month. How could there be bad luck?Did you get into something unclear going home again?
Master, later, do you say that this house is unlucky, so please tell me in detail?The stupid Ergouzi didn't believe it anymore, so he wanted to ask what was wrong.
Yang Yu said aloud, shook his head helplessly, and said: The sky above the house is covered with clouds, even the foundation of the big tree is wormed, and even the mirror of the demon is broken. Do you still say there is no bad luck?This bad luck is almost becoming a demonic spirit. It is too late. I will leave quickly. It is not advisable to stay for a long time.Yang Yu said as he deliberately pretended to run away, shaking his head constantly while walking.
The daddy Sha Ergou was stunned. It was even more impossible. It was true that the clouds were covered with clouds in the sky, but I was a camphor tree. I bought it from the Feng Shui master. I have never heard of it. There were also borers in this camphor tree. This fortune teller must have fooled me. Then he looked up and his heart suddenly became cold. The mirror embedded in the wall above the main house was really broken.
The daddy Sha Ergou was so scared that he was sweating coldly. He hurriedly ran to the bottom of the camphor tree and almost fainted. Several white worms were crawling around, but they were all called by the fortune teller. He was scared and hurriedly went up to chase Yang Yu.
The master stays for a step, the master stays for a step, and the master is indeed a master.Before the silly Ergou Dad finished speaking, he stuffed a stack of banknotes into him: Master, you must help me this time!
Yang Yu just didn't take the money and kept shaking his head.
Master, don’t shake your head, I’m so cautious.The silly Ergou Dad was almost crying.
Well, saving disasters for others is what I have to do with virtue, and I will not charge money.Let me calculate it later!Yang Yu pretended to walk towards the house again, and almost burst into laughter. The dark clouds were covered with it. It was just a coincidence. As for the demon mirror, I was so idle just now that I smashed a stone for you, and the camphor tree, how could it be worms?
Those were all the bugs collected by me, Yang Yu, and poured them over there. You are so anxious, how could you carefully look at what kind of bug is this?
The daddy of the silly Ergou hurriedly followed.Yang Yu looked around, stretched out his fingers, pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was really good at matching Yang Yu's eyes. Yang Yu even suspected that he had the talent of an actor.
The house is really unclean, terrible, someone has already been hit.Yang Yu looked panicked and hurriedly ran into the house.
When Sha Ergou's father heard that someone was caught, he became even more anxious. He ran faster than Yang Yu. When he entered the house, he shouted: Sha Ergou, Sha Ergou!
At this time, a village woman who was even more anxious than Sha Ergou's father ran out: Master, Master, it's not good. Sha Ergou somehow, she was covered in rashes, as if she had suffered some evil tricks.
Ah?The daddy of the silly Ergou was almost fainting, and then he remembered Yang Yulai: Master, you must save our Ergou Ah. I got a child in my later years, and it was another single-passion of the three meridians. The child died early, so I am the only son. You have to save me Ah!The silly Ergou is full of tears.
When Yang Yu saw this scene, he almost burst into laughter and cried. The kid just drank some alcohol, and the kid happened to be allergic to alcohol. This happened to be told by the village woman he met halfway through, and it came in handy.
Once the alcohol evaporates, I will be fine and I don’t have to go to any hospital at all. These villagers are also ignorant and think they have been infected with some evil spirit. However, this happened to help Yang Yu.
Of course, Sha Ergou's father knew about Sha Ergou. He had been allergic before, but he was illiterate and he didn't understand what the doctor said. Once, Sha Ergou was allergic when drinking again, and was said to have become evil by the Feng Shui master in the village. As a result, he believed it.
You said this person is ignorant and terrible.
Yang Yu knew that he could only ask this point, and pushed Zishu away. Zishu looked at Yang Yu like a female cat, her face was still red, but she had already said it, so why are you shy?
Zishu glanced at Yang Yu, with a look of embarrassment, but she felt very stimulating, and hurriedly hugged Yang Yu's neck. However, this time, Zishu knelt up with her legs and raised her butt high, which was more obvious.
In fact, Yang Yu was almost suffocating himself, just to completely conquer this woman from the bottom of his heart. Now it is time to conquer with his body, otherwise there would be so many white towers before.
Without saying a word, he took off all his pants.
Yang Yu held Zishu's big butt with both hands, and Zishu's heart was about to jump out. He hugged Yang Yu's neck tightly with both hands. Yang Yu aimed at it and pressed it and went in.
Zishu screamed immediately. Not long after, she moaned heart-wrenchingly, and kept shouting: Debirth for Teacher Yang, debirth for Teacher Yang.
After sucking for more than half an hour in a row, Zishu urinated all over the floor in front of Teacher Yang. Zishu wanted to die. That embarrassment, how could he have the face to see Teacher Yang on Monday?
Teacher Yang, I can’t do it anymore.Zishu begged for mercy. How could such a little girl stand Yang Yu's big cock thrust hard?
It's your first time, you must fuck it hard.Yang Yu explained.
But I can't do it anymore.Zishu has been fucked and incontinent.
But Yang Yu obviously would not miss the great opportunity to fuck the little loli like this, so he hugged her and pressed her on the stone.
Zishu lay on the stone, her butt raised high.
Although she is in the third year of junior high school, she has an excellent figure. Her big triangle butt is white and big. Such a little girl is hard to fuck.
Yang Yu then lay on Zishu's back, mate with a puppy, and his big cock was like a loach, and he went to find her vagina automatically.
Sure enough, as soon as I touched the hole, I crawled in again.
Ah!Teacher Yang, yours is too big, too big, my pussy is too small, it will be broken, it will be broken.Zishu shouted, tears flowing out, and she felt very painful below.
The little girl is really tight.Yang Yu sighed, and his big cock felt sucked by a huge suction cup. Every thrust was full of friction, which was particularly comfortable.
Zishu moaned wildly: Ah, Ah, Ah.
The sound rang through the dark valley, very crisp.
That night, Zishu was fucked by Yang Yu again and again on the mountain in the wild, and the lips below were swollen.
The next day, it was another good weather.
The birds in the countryside have already gotten up and found insects to eat. The sun has not yet come out yet. The entire Bath Girl Village still exudes the charm of spring dew. The back mountain is surrounded by thick fog, and the peach blossoms in the front mountain seem to bloom more beautifully as if they had experienced Zishu last night.
Yang Yu left the house early in the morning and wanted to go to the next village to find Sha Ergouzi. Of course, Yang Yu hid this matter from everyone else. Except for his cousin, only his cousin knew where Yang Yu went this weekend and what he was busy with. However, his cousin had already thought of excuses from his parents and sisters.
Yang Yu took the small bamboo pole and borrowed some old-fashioned clothes from the principal, stuffed a piece of cloth that had been prepared in his pocket and a cluster of fake beards, and climbed up the mountain.
The village of Sha Ergouzi is on the east side, but Yang Yu must first follow the mountain road to the north, because the entire Yunu Village only has this road. Whether you go to the town or go to the next village, you must first follow the mountain road to the top of the mountain, and then there will be a path fork to various places at the top of the mountain. The main road leads to the town outside, and the other roads are either overgrown or you can't even see the road clearly.
Yang Yu took the graffiti map of his cousin and groped for it, and asked when he met a villager on the way.
The village of silly Gouzi is called Lihua Village. There are two more mountains that have to climb from the top of the mountain to the north. Yang Yu was so panicked that he walked along the way, but he had no way: I'll go!This is Yang Yu's catchphrase. When I look at my cousin's chicken feet-like graffiti map, do I follow anything?
Looking back, Yang Yu really wanted to curse, and he couldn't even see the road behind him. How did he come here? Yang Yu could only judge the direction and go east.
The more I went, something was getting worse and wrong, and I was completely lost.
This mountain is reliable and big. Lost in the deep mountains is not a joke. Yang Yu is a little worried. Once he can't get out, it will be dark. Wild beasts often appear in the wilderness. This is not a joke. There may be no tigers and lions, but there are many pythons and venomous snakes. Even if it is a wild boar, it will come to you if you are anxious.
Where is this Lihua Village?I'm so stressed that I don't even have a figure in the village, let alone pear blossoms.Yang Yu was dry and upset. This chore was really hard to do. When he went back, he must be as good as his cousin.
Just when Yang Yu was confused, he saw a village woman in front of him. Yang Yu was catching a life-saving straw like a drowning man.
Sister, how to get to Lihua Village?Yang Yu ran and shouted, afraid that the village girl would run away.
Yang Yu ran to the village woman and sighed when he saw it. Unexpectedly, even an ordinary village woman was so beautiful in the deep mountains.
This village woman has a completely plain face and dressed simply. She looks like she is only in her thirties and is carrying a tree. This tree is really not small, and it is about eighty if it is not even hundreds of pounds.
In this countryside, because cement or other urban things are difficult to transport from outside, many of them are made of wood or bamboo, such as beds, wooden tables, bamboo chairs, and specialized craftsmen in the village.
Therefore, I often see people carrying trees from the mountain to the village, and it is so tired.
Of course, there are even more tiring things. Some people want to earn a few dollars, so they carry the trees directly to the town to sell them. Because there is no road Ah, they can only carry them. When they go out of this Bath Girl Village, they have to carry dozens of miles. They climb five mountains. They can only carry one tree every day, and each tree is given two dollars. Yang Yu heard these from his father, because his parents used to carry trees and pull themselves up.
No one could understand the suffering at that time, no one could understand!
Lihua Village?That's right, I'm about to carry the tree over and sell it.The village woman stopped to rest and was very enthusiastic.
The village woman topped the tree on the crutch. Everyone who knew the burden knew that a shoulder pole would be equipped with a crutch. When carrying it, it would be placed on the other shoulder. This way, both shoulders would be subjected to stress and slow down the pressure on one shoulder. The boys in rural areas were very short, and they were all shorter in this way.
That's great. I haven't been to this village before and I almost got lost. Thank you so much for leading the way.Yang Yu immediately turned the danger into peace and felt relieved all of a sudden. But looking at the simple appearance of the village woman, she was still as beautiful as a woman, but she had such a hard time coming out, she couldn't help but feel sad.
Or, I'll help my elder sister take it?Yang Yu knew that people should help each other, and helping others was helping themselves. Yang Yu always remembered this truth. Seeing that this village woman worked so hard for life, Yang Yu felt that being able to contribute was just one.
What a joke? You are so white and tender, you are a city man at first glance. There are hundreds of kilograms of trees, so why do you carry them?When the village woman saw Yang Yu's appearance, she knew that this handsome young man was from the city at a glance. Not to mention carrying trees, it would be good to be able to climb this mountain.
Yang Yu was dissatisfied when he heard this. At least he followed his cousin to cut and tear it down when he was a child. Although he hadn't handled it for more than ten years, he was a sports student in high school, so he ran with a few tires behind his running.
I will help you with it first. If you don’t have it, I will give it to you. If you are tired, give it to me. In this way, we will take turns and it will be much easier. Anyway, we will rush together and arrive early, which is always good.
The village woman estimated that she was always good to say that she was willing to go early and had children at home waiting for her to take care of her, so she agreed.
Yang Yu really carried the tree. Although it was as heavy as Mount Tai, he was a man and could not lose to a woman. He gritted his teeth, carried it down and walked forward.
Are you here in Lihua Village to travel or find someone?Seeing that the young man was so enthusiastic, the village woman started chatting with her.
Looking for someone, what's the name of Stupid Ergou?Yang Yu followed and answered, and he had to inquire about Sha Ergou's residence anyway.
Stupid Ergou?When the village woman heard this, she was happy: What a coincidence, my tree was sold to Sha Ergou's father.
When Yang Yu heard this, he really responded to the saying, "Good people will be rewarded, and helping others is to help yourself." He is interested in Sha Ergou, so he lies and asks about Sha Ergou all the news.
It turns out that Sha Ergou's father is a craftsman. He made his fortune by making wooden chairs and bamboo chairs. He would ship them to the city every month to sell. This original handmade thing is very popular in the city. Even if it is sold at a high price, the city people think it is cheap. Sha Ergou's father made his fortune by making this craftsmanship and became one of the richest families in Lihua Village.
Because the village woman and this silly Ergou father have been doing business for a long time, she is quite familiar with her and talks about all the things about silly Ergou and his family.
Information collection, no matter in which era, is the first element to solve problems. Yang Yu knows this truth well.
The two took turns to carry the rudder for an hour, and finally arrived at Lihua Village. A strange thing was that there was no pear tree in this Lihua Village.
Sister, you go and sell the trees first, I have something else to do.Yang Yu found another reason. Now is not the time to go to Sha Ergou's house, otherwise he would not have been exposed on the spot.
The village woman was also surprised. Isn’t Yang Yu looking for Sha Ergou? Why didn’t he go there? However, she didn’t care about this. She knew that Yang Yu had helped her carry the tree for several miles.
Yang Yu's shoulders were already bleeding, and it hurt so much that he would not dare to hold on in the future.
Yang Yu found a place where no one was there, then took out the white cloth and strung it on the bamboo pole, put it on the back, and even put it on a scholar, took out a fake beard, and put it under his nose. After the rectification, he was very satisfied and seemed to have no flaws, he held the bamboo pole and entered the village again.
On the white cloth of the bamboo pole, there are four big characters written: Fortune Teller.
Yang Yu stood up straight, pretended to be a scholar, and told himself in his heart that I am a master and Feng Shui master now.
This trick will not work even if it is a three-year-old child. But this silly Ergou's father is a superstitious fanatic. This businessman is often like this. If the snake hits seven inches, Yang Yu doesn't know if he can hit seven inches of his father. If it succeeds, Yang Yu is excited to think about it. His cousin's beautiful body belongs to him. At that time, she must fuck her incontinence like Zishu last night. Yang Yu feels excited when he thinks about it.
Yang Yu was not in a hurry to go to Sha Ergou's house, and the village woman should have not left just now. She first walked around the village to get to know the environment and humanities.
The biggest difference between this village and the Bath Girl Village is superstition, because Yang Yu found that he had just walked in a few steps, and the village woman surrounded him and asked for fortune telling.
Yang Yu had no choice but to pretend, touch his beard, and pondered for a while.
Of course, Yang Yu doesn’t know how to tell fortunes, but fortune telling can be deceived by doing two things well. One is to say good things, and the other is to learn to observe.
Yang Yu looked at the village woman in front of him. She was in her early thirties, with a big butt, a foot breast, and a mole on the corner of her mouth. She looked like the life of a tigress.
This elder sister looks like a husband, a big butt means a stable foundation, and a big breast means a blessing for her descendants. Looking at the mole on the corner of your mouth, it is really auspicious mole. As long as you go home and have sex with your husband a few more times a day, good luck will naturally come.Yang Yu spoke in a very good manner.
When the village woman heard this, she actually said that she was in her heart. She was happy on the spot and hurriedly stuffed a few dollars into Yang Yu's hand. Yang Yu was stunned on the spot and said to herself: I said casually, can you make money?It’s still important to do big things.
Before he knew it, he had already walked to Sha Ergou's father's house. This house was much more luxurious than the house next to it. It was a strong sense of superstition. Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong were posted on the door. There were big trees on both sides, and a mirror was embedded in the front wall. Yang Yu looked closely and said, "Isn't Sha Ergouzi?"
This is exactly the same as what my cousin and the village woman described. She has a big face and a thick neck. You can tell at a glance that it is a 2B. This 2B is sitting at the door biting the corn cob.
Yang Yu immediately pretended to be tired and looked tired. He walked over, sat on the steps in front of his house, took out a pot to drink, and saw that the 2B was silly gnawing corn, and he was also greedy, and said with a smile: Silly Ergouzi?How about giving uncle a bite?
The silly Ergou glanced at him, turned around, protected the corn, and continued to eat.Yang Yu was happy. Isn’t this a manifestation of 2B? How can normal people be like this?
How about I exchanged candy with you?Yang Yu said as he took out the candy he bought from the village entrance and handed it over to Sha Ergou.
The stupid Ergou looked at Candy, smiled and shouted: You think I am a fool, and I still eat Candy, go back and coax the three-year-old child.Sha Ergou said, and continued to chew his own corn.
This time it was Yang Yu's turn to be stunned, which clearly shows that I, Yang Yu, are the idiot Ah, and I was scolded by this.
Yang Yu had no choice but to withdraw his hand, drink the kettle and continue drinking, drinking with relish.
Sha Ergou turned his head at this time: Uncle, what are you drinking?
Yang Yu also learned to turn around and protect the kettle: You can't drink this thing.As he said that, he continued to drink.
When the silly Ergou heard that he could not drink, he became even more curious. He looked at Yang Yu drinking stupidly, then handed over the corn and said: I'll exchange it with you?
Yang Yu smiled in his heart. After all, the fool is a fool. Fortunately, he kept a hand and pretended to be unhappy: OK, just take a sip?
When the stupid Ergou heard this, he was very happy. He picked up the kettle and drank it. He felt strange after drinking it halfway, so he handed it back and ran into the house.
Yang Yu was secretly amused in his heart, but wasn't he still hit?
He got up and hid under the shade of the tree. After waiting for half an hour, he saw the dad of the stupid goblin coming home from outside. The dad of the stupid goblin looks exactly like the dad of the stupid second goblin. His face is thick with his neck, like a butcher.
Yang Yu hurriedly came out, walked over with a swagger in the form of a fortune teller, held the bamboo pole high, and shouted: Fortune-telling, fortune telling!
Sure enough, the dad of this silly Ergou glanced at him and was about to turn back to the house, he heard the fortune teller talking to himself: Whose house is so unlucky, it's over, and he will have to live a life-long life!Go quickly!
When Sha Ergou heard this, he thought to himself that this is not talking about my family. The relevant family is in charge. He just invited a master to clean up bad luck last month. How could there be bad luck?Did you get into something unclear going home again?
Master, later, do you say that this house is unlucky, so please tell me in detail?The stupid Ergouzi didn't believe it anymore, so he wanted to ask what was wrong.
Yang Yu said aloud, shook his head helplessly, and said: The sky above the house is covered with clouds, even the foundation of the big tree is wormed, and even the mirror of the demon is broken. Do you still say there is no bad luck?This bad luck is almost becoming a demonic spirit. It is too late. I will leave quickly. It is not advisable to stay for a long time.Yang Yu said as he deliberately pretended to run away, shaking his head constantly while walking.
The daddy Sha Ergou was stunned. It was even more impossible. It was true that the clouds were covered with clouds in the sky, but I was a camphor tree. I bought it from the Feng Shui master. I have never heard of it. There were also borers in this camphor tree. This fortune teller must have fooled me. Then he looked up and his heart suddenly became cold. The mirror embedded in the wall above the main house was really broken.
The daddy Sha Ergou was so scared that he was sweating coldly. He hurriedly ran to the bottom of the camphor tree and almost fainted. Several white worms were crawling around, but they were all called by the fortune teller. He was scared and hurriedly went up to chase Yang Yu.
The master stays for a step, the master stays for a step, and the master is indeed a master.Before the silly Ergou Dad finished speaking, he stuffed a stack of banknotes into him: Master, you must help me this time!
Yang Yu just didn't take the money and kept shaking his head.
Master, don’t shake your head, I’m so cautious.The silly Ergou Dad was almost crying.
Well, saving disasters for others is what I have to do with virtue, and I will not charge money.Let me calculate it later!Yang Yu pretended to walk towards the house again, and almost burst into laughter. The dark clouds were covered with it. It was just a coincidence. As for the demon mirror, I was so idle just now that I smashed a stone for you, and the camphor tree, how could it be worms?
Those were all the bugs collected by me, Yang Yu, and poured them over there. You are so anxious, how could you carefully look at what kind of bug is this?
The daddy of the silly Ergou hurriedly followed.Yang Yu looked around, stretched out his fingers, pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was really good at matching Yang Yu's eyes. Yang Yu even suspected that he had the talent of an actor.
The house is really unclean, terrible, someone has already been hit.Yang Yu looked panicked and hurriedly ran into the house.
When Sha Ergou's father heard that someone was caught, he became even more anxious. He ran faster than Yang Yu. When he entered the house, he shouted: Sha Ergou, Sha Ergou!
At this time, a village woman who was even more anxious than Sha Ergou's father ran out: Master, Master, it's not good. Sha Ergou somehow, she was covered in rashes, as if she had suffered some evil tricks.
Ah?The daddy of the silly Ergou was almost fainting, and then he remembered Yang Yulai: Master, you must save our Ergou Ah. I got a child in my later years, and it was another single-passion of the three meridians. The child died early, so I am the only son. You have to save me Ah!The silly Ergou is full of tears.
When Yang Yu saw this scene, he almost burst into laughter and cried. The kid just drank some alcohol, and the kid happened to be allergic to alcohol. This happened to be told by the village woman he met halfway through, and it came in handy.
Once the alcohol evaporates, I will be fine and I don’t have to go to any hospital at all. These villagers are also ignorant and think they have been infected with some evil spirit. However, this happened to help Yang Yu.
Of course, Sha Ergou's father knew about Sha Ergou. He had been allergic before, but he was illiterate and he didn't understand what the doctor said. Once, Sha Ergou was allergic when drinking again, and was said to have become evil by the Feng Shui master in the village. As a result, he believed it.
You said this person is ignorant and terrible.
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