At 9 a.m. the next day, the man sent a message.
He: Brother, you must save me!
I:???
He: Brother, the leader brought a new person in the morning and put it in our office.What should I do?
(Ah? And this situation? It’s really better than God’s plan! Seeing office sex on the right track, it’s a disaster! But why do I feel so good? To be honest, letting them be together, according to yesterday’s situation, it’s easy to break through office sex. Maybe it will soon develop to the point where my wife kneels under the desk to help him with oral sex. Now that I’m doing this, haha, the initiative is back in my hands!)
Me: Ah?I have nothing to do with your leader!
He: Brother, you don’t know. The new boy looked at his sister. It was like a cat saw a fish and his eyes shining!He must have bad intentions!
(Haha, it turns out to be a man. He felt the threat and someone competed for favor with him, haha.)
Me: Then you and the leader have nothing to do.
He: Brother, you don’t know, that kid showed his kindness to his sister as soon as he came.It’s both hygiene and serving tea and water, and it’s full of bad water!
Me: Under your nose, you should pay more attention to watching, right?I can't do anything about it, either.
He: Brother, I mainly want to discuss with you.
Look, now that someone has come to the office, my sister and I basically have no chance in the office.
Brother, you must be more accommodating and give me and my sister a little more chance, otherwise I will have no hope...
Me: Let’s talk about this later.By the way, what's going on with your mother's WeChat?
He: By the way, brother, I was so anxious.
I went back to see it last night, but my mother didn't see you adding her. I reminded her and joked with her, saying that this man must have liked you.
My mother blushed, and I let her pass, but she didn't.
I guess she is a little embarrassed. If you add a few more times, she will definitely pay attention now.
Brother, I have to say that your avatar is still very handsome, very handsome, and it is the type my mother likes.
Brother, I can only say that you have great hope.
I will help you with the side drums.
I have already agreed with them that I will live until the New Year and wait until I go back together on holiday, and there will be more than ten days left.
If it really doesn't work, I encouraged them to celebrate the New Year in Shanghai. How about it?
(Fuck, it sounds like I left his mother behind for me, but it’s not for my wife? This way I can have a name for my wife to go there again. My mother and I are not the same. Anyway, it’s WeChat chat, where isn’t the same?)
Me: Well, it depends on the situation.Then I will fuck your mother at my house and you will play with my wife at your house. It will be very beautiful to think about it.
He: Haha, it depends on my ability.By the way, my grandmother asked again last night, saying why my girlfriend hasn't come back for so long.Brother, look, when will I be able to...
Me: Let’s talk about this. I have something to do at home recently and I can’t leave.
He: OK, brother, then you are busy, stay in touch, goodbye.
I didn't reply.
In the past few days, especially today, the boy's attitude has been significantly lowered.
There is no chance in the office, and I have to give him other opportunities. My wife probably won’t be carrying me out and messing with him on her back.
So, he must beg me.
Haha, by accident, the initiative came back to me, and I was so happy.
I kept adding fucking WeChat.Hard work pays off. At 2 pm, I passed there.For some reason, I suddenly felt excited.
Me: Hello.
She: Hello, do we know each other?
Me: To be honest, I didn’t know each other before, but now do you think I know each other?
She: Of course not counting.Why do you keep adding me on WeChat?
Me: You may not believe it after saying that. I don’t use WeChat much. You are the first time I have taken the initiative to add a stranger to the opposite sex.
She: Oh?
Me: I believe in fate. I accidentally searched your WeChat. I think I must add your WeChat, so I keep adding you.
She: Why?Any attempts?
Me: There is no way to try.
I just have some very confused things recently, which is not convenient to talk to acquaintances and want to talk to strangers.
I see that your address is shown in Hubei, and I am in Shanghai, thousands of miles apart, so it is unlikely that I will know each other in the future.
So I can chat with you with confidence.
Of course, the premise is that you are willing to continue chatting with me.
She: Are you in Shanghai?
Me: Yes, yes, is there any problem?
She: Oh, nothing, just ask.Shanghai is a good place.
Me: Where, it is the same all over the country.
She: Then what do you want to talk about?
Me: Are you convenient for chatting now?
She: It's okay, it's okay to talk about it if you are interested.
Me: OK, if you are not interested, stop at any time.I would like to ask, how old are you now?
She: Why do you do this?Don’t you know that it’s rude to just ask a person of the opposite sex at the age of?
Me: Sorry, that's right, I'm 49 this year and I'm almost 50.
I want to talk about it. To be honest, if you are about the same age as me, we may have a common topic.
If the difference is too big, then you may not be able to continue talking.
So I want to ask first...
Don't mind, it doesn't matter if you don't want to tell.
She: Let's be about the same.
Me: OK, this is my situation.
My lover passed away early. I have an only daughter and we depend on each other for life.
In order to take better care of her, I was afraid that my stepmother would be bad for her, so I never looked for her again.
My daughter is 24 years old this year, she started working and found a boyfriend.
Actually, I was very happy. One family, two people, it was too deserted.
I think there is one more person now, I think it's good.
But……
(I waited for several minutes without any response)
Me: What's wrong?Is the topic too boring?
She: No, I just feel a little surprised.
Me: What's wrong?You were surprised before I could even get the point?
(Can't you be surprised? I wrote it according to her situation. She must be surprised, why is it such a coincidence?)
She: It's nothing, you can continue talking.
Me: Girl, then I will continue to say it, don’t think I am a bad person.
She: Bah, who is your girl?You like to say or not.
Me: That's right.
My daughter has been dating his boyfriend for a long time and can almost get married.
Nowadays, young people are open, unlike when we were sleeping together before we got married.
I didn't know before that I lived with them recently and found that they were still very loud every night, and I couldn't help but listen.
You know, I am a man who hasn't touched a woman for more than ten years. I feel uncomfortable at first, but now I still hear this, how can I feel?
She: Ah?They are really, don't consider your feelings at all?
Me: You can't blame them. At this time, how can you think so much? It's mainly my problem.
She: I think you are already very good. How great is it to be a man who can stop marrying her for her daughter.I think you are a man even more able to not touch a woman for more than ten years.
Me: Don't say that, I'm so embarrassed.
She: What's wrong?
Me: Last night...I did something bad last night...
She: What did you do?
Me: They were doing that kind of thing again last night, and I couldn't sleep until after 1 o'clock in the evening, and I felt so uncomfortable below.Later I couldn't help but eavesdrop outside their door, and...
She: What else happened?
Me: I also...I also...masturbated with my daughter's underwear...ah!
She: Ah?
Me: That's right, I really couldn't stand it, so I went to the bathroom to use my hands. But when I saw my daughter's underwear changed, I picked it up and couldn't put it down. Later, I wrapped my underwear in it, and then...
At once……
She: Ah?How can you do this?
Me: Yes, I don’t know why I did such a beast. I… I even thought about my daughter in my mind at that time. I was simply a beast.
She: Brother, don’t be sad either. No one thinks about this kind of thing, you will suffer too.
Me: After I finished doing it, I didn’t fall asleep all night and felt guilty.
So, I want to find someone to talk about it, otherwise I will feel so uncomfortable in my heart.
Now that I have said it, I feel much better.
Girl, do you look down on me?
Her: Brother, don’t say that. To be honest, I actually admire you very much, really.It is not easy for you, a man, to do this.You are such a good man.
Me: Girl, don’t say that quickly, I’m so embarrassed to die.By the way, if you are chatting with a stranger to the opposite sex, your lover will not have any objection, right?
She: I... Actually, I am about the same as you, and my lover has passed away long ago.
Me: Ah?Sorry, it's my fault, and you shouldn't mention your sad things.
She: It's okay, it's been so many years, I've been used to it.
Me: Yes, thank you. After chatting with you, I feel much better.Girl, I have a ruthless request. In the future... can we chat without disturbing you?
She: Yes, it doesn't matter.
Me: Girl, thank you.
In the past ten years, I have not had a friend of the opposite sex.
Some words are really unspeakable to people who are familiar with them.
Let’s be a chat friend. If you have something inconvenient to say in your heart, you can also tell me, okay?
She: OK.
Me: Girl, is your avatar your daughter?It looks so beautiful.
She: What are you talking about? This is me, I only have one son.
Me: Ah?Are you so young and beautiful?Which star did I think it was?
She: It’s nonsense, it’s all old lady, so how can I talk about beauty?
Me: Girl, I am a straightforward person who speaks, and will not flatter or beat around the bush. Beautiful means being beautiful, and not beautiful means not beautiful.
Don’t think I’m a bad guy. I just looked at your avatar and thought it was beautiful. I sighed, it’s nothing else.
She: Yes, thank you.
Me: That girl, I won’t disturb you anymore. I will chat next time I have the chance.
She: Yes, goodbye.
Damn, perfect!
The first time chat, the effect was very good.
She has successfully made the impression of a good man in her heart.
The situation is so similar to her, and she probably thinks that I am his second true emperor!
Women are so emotional, they are too easily deceived by appearance.
You can't be impatient or not eat hot tofu. You must be steady at the beginning and let her slowly get used to you and accept you in her heart, and then her body will naturally accept you.
He: Brother, you must save me!
I:???
He: Brother, the leader brought a new person in the morning and put it in our office.What should I do?
(Ah? And this situation? It’s really better than God’s plan! Seeing office sex on the right track, it’s a disaster! But why do I feel so good? To be honest, letting them be together, according to yesterday’s situation, it’s easy to break through office sex. Maybe it will soon develop to the point where my wife kneels under the desk to help him with oral sex. Now that I’m doing this, haha, the initiative is back in my hands!)
Me: Ah?I have nothing to do with your leader!
He: Brother, you don’t know. The new boy looked at his sister. It was like a cat saw a fish and his eyes shining!He must have bad intentions!
(Haha, it turns out to be a man. He felt the threat and someone competed for favor with him, haha.)
Me: Then you and the leader have nothing to do.
He: Brother, you don’t know, that kid showed his kindness to his sister as soon as he came.It’s both hygiene and serving tea and water, and it’s full of bad water!
Me: Under your nose, you should pay more attention to watching, right?I can't do anything about it, either.
He: Brother, I mainly want to discuss with you.
Look, now that someone has come to the office, my sister and I basically have no chance in the office.
Brother, you must be more accommodating and give me and my sister a little more chance, otherwise I will have no hope...
Me: Let’s talk about this later.By the way, what's going on with your mother's WeChat?
He: By the way, brother, I was so anxious.
I went back to see it last night, but my mother didn't see you adding her. I reminded her and joked with her, saying that this man must have liked you.
My mother blushed, and I let her pass, but she didn't.
I guess she is a little embarrassed. If you add a few more times, she will definitely pay attention now.
Brother, I have to say that your avatar is still very handsome, very handsome, and it is the type my mother likes.
Brother, I can only say that you have great hope.
I will help you with the side drums.
I have already agreed with them that I will live until the New Year and wait until I go back together on holiday, and there will be more than ten days left.
If it really doesn't work, I encouraged them to celebrate the New Year in Shanghai. How about it?
(Fuck, it sounds like I left his mother behind for me, but it’s not for my wife? This way I can have a name for my wife to go there again. My mother and I are not the same. Anyway, it’s WeChat chat, where isn’t the same?)
Me: Well, it depends on the situation.Then I will fuck your mother at my house and you will play with my wife at your house. It will be very beautiful to think about it.
He: Haha, it depends on my ability.By the way, my grandmother asked again last night, saying why my girlfriend hasn't come back for so long.Brother, look, when will I be able to...
Me: Let’s talk about this. I have something to do at home recently and I can’t leave.
He: OK, brother, then you are busy, stay in touch, goodbye.
I didn't reply.
In the past few days, especially today, the boy's attitude has been significantly lowered.
There is no chance in the office, and I have to give him other opportunities. My wife probably won’t be carrying me out and messing with him on her back.
So, he must beg me.
Haha, by accident, the initiative came back to me, and I was so happy.
I kept adding fucking WeChat.Hard work pays off. At 2 pm, I passed there.For some reason, I suddenly felt excited.
Me: Hello.
She: Hello, do we know each other?
Me: To be honest, I didn’t know each other before, but now do you think I know each other?
She: Of course not counting.Why do you keep adding me on WeChat?
Me: You may not believe it after saying that. I don’t use WeChat much. You are the first time I have taken the initiative to add a stranger to the opposite sex.
She: Oh?
Me: I believe in fate. I accidentally searched your WeChat. I think I must add your WeChat, so I keep adding you.
She: Why?Any attempts?
Me: There is no way to try.
I just have some very confused things recently, which is not convenient to talk to acquaintances and want to talk to strangers.
I see that your address is shown in Hubei, and I am in Shanghai, thousands of miles apart, so it is unlikely that I will know each other in the future.
So I can chat with you with confidence.
Of course, the premise is that you are willing to continue chatting with me.
She: Are you in Shanghai?
Me: Yes, yes, is there any problem?
She: Oh, nothing, just ask.Shanghai is a good place.
Me: Where, it is the same all over the country.
She: Then what do you want to talk about?
Me: Are you convenient for chatting now?
She: It's okay, it's okay to talk about it if you are interested.
Me: OK, if you are not interested, stop at any time.I would like to ask, how old are you now?
She: Why do you do this?Don’t you know that it’s rude to just ask a person of the opposite sex at the age of?
Me: Sorry, that's right, I'm 49 this year and I'm almost 50.
I want to talk about it. To be honest, if you are about the same age as me, we may have a common topic.
If the difference is too big, then you may not be able to continue talking.
So I want to ask first...
Don't mind, it doesn't matter if you don't want to tell.
She: Let's be about the same.
Me: OK, this is my situation.
My lover passed away early. I have an only daughter and we depend on each other for life.
In order to take better care of her, I was afraid that my stepmother would be bad for her, so I never looked for her again.
My daughter is 24 years old this year, she started working and found a boyfriend.
Actually, I was very happy. One family, two people, it was too deserted.
I think there is one more person now, I think it's good.
But……
(I waited for several minutes without any response)
Me: What's wrong?Is the topic too boring?
She: No, I just feel a little surprised.
Me: What's wrong?You were surprised before I could even get the point?
(Can't you be surprised? I wrote it according to her situation. She must be surprised, why is it such a coincidence?)
She: It's nothing, you can continue talking.
Me: Girl, then I will continue to say it, don’t think I am a bad person.
She: Bah, who is your girl?You like to say or not.
Me: That's right.
My daughter has been dating his boyfriend for a long time and can almost get married.
Nowadays, young people are open, unlike when we were sleeping together before we got married.
I didn't know before that I lived with them recently and found that they were still very loud every night, and I couldn't help but listen.
You know, I am a man who hasn't touched a woman for more than ten years. I feel uncomfortable at first, but now I still hear this, how can I feel?
She: Ah?They are really, don't consider your feelings at all?
Me: You can't blame them. At this time, how can you think so much? It's mainly my problem.
She: I think you are already very good. How great is it to be a man who can stop marrying her for her daughter.I think you are a man even more able to not touch a woman for more than ten years.
Me: Don't say that, I'm so embarrassed.
She: What's wrong?
Me: Last night...I did something bad last night...
She: What did you do?
Me: They were doing that kind of thing again last night, and I couldn't sleep until after 1 o'clock in the evening, and I felt so uncomfortable below.Later I couldn't help but eavesdrop outside their door, and...
She: What else happened?
Me: I also...I also...masturbated with my daughter's underwear...ah!
She: Ah?
Me: That's right, I really couldn't stand it, so I went to the bathroom to use my hands. But when I saw my daughter's underwear changed, I picked it up and couldn't put it down. Later, I wrapped my underwear in it, and then...
At once……
She: Ah?How can you do this?
Me: Yes, I don’t know why I did such a beast. I… I even thought about my daughter in my mind at that time. I was simply a beast.
She: Brother, don’t be sad either. No one thinks about this kind of thing, you will suffer too.
Me: After I finished doing it, I didn’t fall asleep all night and felt guilty.
So, I want to find someone to talk about it, otherwise I will feel so uncomfortable in my heart.
Now that I have said it, I feel much better.
Girl, do you look down on me?
Her: Brother, don’t say that. To be honest, I actually admire you very much, really.It is not easy for you, a man, to do this.You are such a good man.
Me: Girl, don’t say that quickly, I’m so embarrassed to die.By the way, if you are chatting with a stranger to the opposite sex, your lover will not have any objection, right?
She: I... Actually, I am about the same as you, and my lover has passed away long ago.
Me: Ah?Sorry, it's my fault, and you shouldn't mention your sad things.
She: It's okay, it's been so many years, I've been used to it.
Me: Yes, thank you. After chatting with you, I feel much better.Girl, I have a ruthless request. In the future... can we chat without disturbing you?
She: Yes, it doesn't matter.
Me: Girl, thank you.
In the past ten years, I have not had a friend of the opposite sex.
Some words are really unspeakable to people who are familiar with them.
Let’s be a chat friend. If you have something inconvenient to say in your heart, you can also tell me, okay?
She: OK.
Me: Girl, is your avatar your daughter?It looks so beautiful.
She: What are you talking about? This is me, I only have one son.
Me: Ah?Are you so young and beautiful?Which star did I think it was?
She: It’s nonsense, it’s all old lady, so how can I talk about beauty?
Me: Girl, I am a straightforward person who speaks, and will not flatter or beat around the bush. Beautiful means being beautiful, and not beautiful means not beautiful.
Don’t think I’m a bad guy. I just looked at your avatar and thought it was beautiful. I sighed, it’s nothing else.
She: Yes, thank you.
Me: That girl, I won’t disturb you anymore. I will chat next time I have the chance.
She: Yes, goodbye.
Damn, perfect!
The first time chat, the effect was very good.
She has successfully made the impression of a good man in her heart.
The situation is so similar to her, and she probably thinks that I am his second true emperor!
Women are so emotional, they are too easily deceived by appearance.
You can't be impatient or not eat hot tofu. You must be steady at the beginning and let her slowly get used to you and accept you in her heart, and then her body will naturally accept you.