Life is sometimes even more absurd than movies, and some things that you can't even imagine happen just like that.
When I got out of bed, I just felt that life is really ups and downs. No wonder there is the word "weird" in the world. The two weirdos, Shangdi and I, were hit it off.
However, Shang Di quickly returned to her intellectual and cold appearance, with a calm expression, and she didn't look like she had just fought for three hundred rounds.
In the hotel restaurant, she gently tugged the hot drink in the cup with a spoon, glanced at me, and asked me what I had asked her.
And you?What do you plan to do in the future?
I, Ah, don’t know yet, I just want to wait for the queen to return home anyway.I smiled.
That sister of yours?
I nodded.
Will she be eliminated when she returns to China?Shang Di stopped the hand of the plucking spoon, held her chin with one hand, and looked at me with her head tilted.
I didn't explain anything.
Shang Di was not only not annoyed by my indifference when I turned against me as soon as I got off the bed, but seemed to be very proud. She did not hide her tendency or suspicion of being abused.
He took a sip of the hot drink and said: Do you regard me as your sister's substitute?
I didn't respond, but her face was a little cold, and she said to herself: No, if it was your sister's substitute, you wouldn't be so rude. Could it be your mother?
You pervert, hahaha.Shang Di seemed to think she guessed right, and her smile trembled.
Shangdi, you have enough. Has no one taught you what it means to eat without saying anything?I lowered my voice and said angrily.
She was not afraid and said with a smile: Has anyone taught Ah?My dad taught me that girls should be ladies since I was a child. This is basic, but what kind of behavior does they look like by example?
Oh, by the way, you only know that my dad cheated on my sister-in-law, my mom had a crush on it, and I didn’t tell you one thing, my mom was actually my dad’s student.I can pretend to be very ladylike and dignified, but these things have long since existed in my bones. Compared to them, I think both of us are very pure.
I just kept my head busy and deliberately ignored Shang Di's dark side. Shang Di seemed to be unable to stand me like this the most, and beat the plate in front of me with a spoon and scolded.
Chen Mo, you fucking, a lower body animal with not even a hair, don’t pretend to be mature in front of me.
I wiped my mouth and looked at her. My hair was not long, don’t you know?You are an intellectual and elegant university teacher and fucking each other, don’t you feel awkward?
Shang Di, who finally got the response, was satisfied. She was not very hungry and didn't move.
Looking at me, he said charmingly: Do you like my dignified appearance?Is it particularly satisfying your perverted sense of conquest?
I looked at her and said angrily: I know, you are a fucking resentful woman. After finally meeting me like me, you must take me to bury me.
So smart, do you know how surprised I was when I learned that you were Chen Xin’s son?Chen Xin and your mother are also cruel enough. They have never cared about you for more than ten years, allowing you, a little bitched child, to fend for themselves.So we are each other, one born but not raising, and the other raised but not taught.
My eyes darkened. When Shang Di saw my expression, she didn't continue talking for the first time.
After leaving the hotel, Shang Di actually said she wanted to go to Huangpu River.
I looked at her a little confused. Why are you going there at noon?
Let's go.
Shang Di pulled me into her car without saying a word, and then rushed into the downtown area.
I have never seen her like this before. She holds the steering wheel in both hands and looks quietly at the road ahead, her eyes soft, like a lady from a family.
After getting off the car, she took my hand and found a place with few people by the river to sit down. She rested her head on my thigh and stared at the distance in a daze. At this time, a gust of wind blew from the distance, and the lake surface was full of ripples spreading infinitely into the distance until the end of the sky.
Shang Di looked at the meeting that had returned to peace and said with some longing: When I knew about my parents, every time they returned to Shanghai, I would come here alone to have a breathtaking ceremony.At this time, I would think, if I were born in an ordinary family, wouldn’t I have seen so many dirty things and wouldn’t have become a sexually cold person?Maybe they will have a sweet relationship at their best age, and then get married and have children.Instead of becoming an old virgin who is almost thirty years old like now, you have been given a gift to the sun.
I didn't know how to comfort her, so I had to borrow the saying of the ancients. The moon has its phases and waxing, and most things in the world are regrettable.
Shang Di ignored me, maybe she thought that I, who was in the same ill, was not qualified to comfort her and continue to be in a daze.
After a while, Shang Di suddenly opened her hands, as if she was embracing the whole world.
I don’t want to come to Huangpu River to have a blowout during National Day. Please accompany me to Dali. I want to go to Erhai Lake to see the romance, and then you are riding a motorcycle to carry me for a ride in the ancient town. I want to be a normal person, but I don’t want to be a lunatic anymore.
I nodded, and she continued to look at Jiangbei, but she was not in a daze.
******
We stayed by the river until the sun sets. When we went back, we caught up with the evening rush hour again. It was almost eight o'clock when we returned to school. After the monks parted, I wandered around the school aimlessly. As people came and went, I lost my way, as if the closer I got, the more I couldn't see myself clearly.
As if I was a tragic person, I walked downstairs of Yu Qingci's office. When I was about to turn around and leave, I saw Yu Qingci squatting on the ground with her belly covering her stomach next to the flower bed.
My body trembled slightly, and it seemed that something was wrong.
I frowned slightly, not knowing how to face her, but I couldn't help her.
After hesitating for a while, he walked over and stood on the side and saw that Yu Qingci's face was pale under the street light, and his forehead was covered with sweat oozing out of headaches.
I quickly squatted down and asked: What's your situation?
Yu Qingci raised his head with difficulty, found that it was me, and squeezed out a smile that was even worse than crying, and said: It's okay.
Why don't you go to the infirmary?
The infirmary is closed at this time and I have medicine at home, so I can rest for a while.Yu Qingci lowered her head and said, she no longer had the extra energy to speak.
Come up and I carry it back.I run, don't talk too much. When you encounter an intersection, just talk left and right.I stood in front of her in a cold tone and squatted down and said.
After a while, I saw that there was still no movement behind me. I turned around and found that Yu Qingci was staring at me blankly.
I pulled her hand and put it on my neck. Her body leaned forward naturally, and I held her thigh and raised her back.
Regarding physical contact, I had no distractions and did not have the ripples of the previous two times. Maybe it was because blood was thicker than water. I didn't think about anything at this moment.
Perhaps it was because of the warmth on my back that Yu Qingci's pain relieved a little, recovered some strength, and was no longer so weak when he showed me the way.
When I arrived at the apartment where Yu Qingci lived, I took out the key from her pocket and opened the door. It was hard for me to imagine that this was her residence, with clothes scattered all over the floor and piled wine bottles. There were several packs of torn potato chips on the coffee table, which made people have no place to stay. Fortunately, there was no odor in the room, otherwise I would really turn around and leave.
I helped Yu Qingci to the bed and lay down, and found an An Ding from the medicine box for her. Yu Qingci took the medicine, put down the water cup, looked up at me, grabbed the bed sheet with his hands repeatedly, his lips squirmed, and his desire stopped, and he seemed very cramped and uneasy.
I didn't look at her, so I turned to the kitchen and wanted to make her a bowl of soup. Judging from her appearance, I probably haven't had dinner yet.
When I opened the refrigerator, it was full of wine. I had to go back to the living room to soak a glass of honey water for her. The water was boiled. When I took the cup to her room, Yu Qingci was already asleep. I put the cup at the head of the bed and was about to leave.
Yu Qingci seemed to notice something in his sleep. He grabbed my hand and murmured: Xiao Mo, it’s not good for mom... Don’t ignore mom... Don’t leave mom... Don’t leave... Mom... Mom can’t live without you...
My nose was sore inexplicably, and all kinds of emotions came in. I was silent for a while, and I used my other hand to spread her and grabbed my hand tightly, and then left resolutely.
******
The next afternoon, I came downstairs of Yu Qingci again, wanting to see if she is in good health, but I didn't expect that she squatted next to the flower bed yesterday.
I walked over and found that her face was a little red, not a sick blush, but more like shyness. I didn't expose her to pretend to be sick.
Still feeling uncomfortable?
Uh-huh……
Yu Qing's voice is so meticulous that it is trembling and trembling.
I didn't say anything, and squatted down in front of her. Yu Qingci didn't let me wait this time, slowly stood up and leaned forward to my back.
I felt the softness of her body, like a warm sponge, as if she would fall into it when she touched it.
I took a deep breath and walked towards her apartment. Yu Qingci buried his head on my shoulder, like an ostrich, and I didn't say a word, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.
When I arrived at the door of Yu Qingci's apartment, I put her down and said stiffly: You are here, you go in, I'll leave first.
Ah…Oh…Okay…
Yu Qing's poems quickly woke up from his nervous and longing state, and his face returned to normal.
……
On the evening of the third day, Yu Qingci was still squatting beside the flower bed. I just took a look from a distance and left. I couldn't understand her for more than ten years of disregard for her, so I wouldn't forgive her for these little tricks.
When I got out of bed, I just felt that life is really ups and downs. No wonder there is the word "weird" in the world. The two weirdos, Shangdi and I, were hit it off.
However, Shang Di quickly returned to her intellectual and cold appearance, with a calm expression, and she didn't look like she had just fought for three hundred rounds.
In the hotel restaurant, she gently tugged the hot drink in the cup with a spoon, glanced at me, and asked me what I had asked her.
And you?What do you plan to do in the future?
I, Ah, don’t know yet, I just want to wait for the queen to return home anyway.I smiled.
That sister of yours?
I nodded.
Will she be eliminated when she returns to China?Shang Di stopped the hand of the plucking spoon, held her chin with one hand, and looked at me with her head tilted.
I didn't explain anything.
Shang Di was not only not annoyed by my indifference when I turned against me as soon as I got off the bed, but seemed to be very proud. She did not hide her tendency or suspicion of being abused.
He took a sip of the hot drink and said: Do you regard me as your sister's substitute?
I didn't respond, but her face was a little cold, and she said to herself: No, if it was your sister's substitute, you wouldn't be so rude. Could it be your mother?
You pervert, hahaha.Shang Di seemed to think she guessed right, and her smile trembled.
Shangdi, you have enough. Has no one taught you what it means to eat without saying anything?I lowered my voice and said angrily.
She was not afraid and said with a smile: Has anyone taught Ah?My dad taught me that girls should be ladies since I was a child. This is basic, but what kind of behavior does they look like by example?
Oh, by the way, you only know that my dad cheated on my sister-in-law, my mom had a crush on it, and I didn’t tell you one thing, my mom was actually my dad’s student.I can pretend to be very ladylike and dignified, but these things have long since existed in my bones. Compared to them, I think both of us are very pure.
I just kept my head busy and deliberately ignored Shang Di's dark side. Shang Di seemed to be unable to stand me like this the most, and beat the plate in front of me with a spoon and scolded.
Chen Mo, you fucking, a lower body animal with not even a hair, don’t pretend to be mature in front of me.
I wiped my mouth and looked at her. My hair was not long, don’t you know?You are an intellectual and elegant university teacher and fucking each other, don’t you feel awkward?
Shang Di, who finally got the response, was satisfied. She was not very hungry and didn't move.
Looking at me, he said charmingly: Do you like my dignified appearance?Is it particularly satisfying your perverted sense of conquest?
I looked at her and said angrily: I know, you are a fucking resentful woman. After finally meeting me like me, you must take me to bury me.
So smart, do you know how surprised I was when I learned that you were Chen Xin’s son?Chen Xin and your mother are also cruel enough. They have never cared about you for more than ten years, allowing you, a little bitched child, to fend for themselves.So we are each other, one born but not raising, and the other raised but not taught.
My eyes darkened. When Shang Di saw my expression, she didn't continue talking for the first time.
After leaving the hotel, Shang Di actually said she wanted to go to Huangpu River.
I looked at her a little confused. Why are you going there at noon?
Let's go.
Shang Di pulled me into her car without saying a word, and then rushed into the downtown area.
I have never seen her like this before. She holds the steering wheel in both hands and looks quietly at the road ahead, her eyes soft, like a lady from a family.
After getting off the car, she took my hand and found a place with few people by the river to sit down. She rested her head on my thigh and stared at the distance in a daze. At this time, a gust of wind blew from the distance, and the lake surface was full of ripples spreading infinitely into the distance until the end of the sky.
Shang Di looked at the meeting that had returned to peace and said with some longing: When I knew about my parents, every time they returned to Shanghai, I would come here alone to have a breathtaking ceremony.At this time, I would think, if I were born in an ordinary family, wouldn’t I have seen so many dirty things and wouldn’t have become a sexually cold person?Maybe they will have a sweet relationship at their best age, and then get married and have children.Instead of becoming an old virgin who is almost thirty years old like now, you have been given a gift to the sun.
I didn't know how to comfort her, so I had to borrow the saying of the ancients. The moon has its phases and waxing, and most things in the world are regrettable.
Shang Di ignored me, maybe she thought that I, who was in the same ill, was not qualified to comfort her and continue to be in a daze.
After a while, Shang Di suddenly opened her hands, as if she was embracing the whole world.
I don’t want to come to Huangpu River to have a blowout during National Day. Please accompany me to Dali. I want to go to Erhai Lake to see the romance, and then you are riding a motorcycle to carry me for a ride in the ancient town. I want to be a normal person, but I don’t want to be a lunatic anymore.
I nodded, and she continued to look at Jiangbei, but she was not in a daze.
******
We stayed by the river until the sun sets. When we went back, we caught up with the evening rush hour again. It was almost eight o'clock when we returned to school. After the monks parted, I wandered around the school aimlessly. As people came and went, I lost my way, as if the closer I got, the more I couldn't see myself clearly.
As if I was a tragic person, I walked downstairs of Yu Qingci's office. When I was about to turn around and leave, I saw Yu Qingci squatting on the ground with her belly covering her stomach next to the flower bed.
My body trembled slightly, and it seemed that something was wrong.
I frowned slightly, not knowing how to face her, but I couldn't help her.
After hesitating for a while, he walked over and stood on the side and saw that Yu Qingci's face was pale under the street light, and his forehead was covered with sweat oozing out of headaches.
I quickly squatted down and asked: What's your situation?
Yu Qingci raised his head with difficulty, found that it was me, and squeezed out a smile that was even worse than crying, and said: It's okay.
Why don't you go to the infirmary?
The infirmary is closed at this time and I have medicine at home, so I can rest for a while.Yu Qingci lowered her head and said, she no longer had the extra energy to speak.
Come up and I carry it back.I run, don't talk too much. When you encounter an intersection, just talk left and right.I stood in front of her in a cold tone and squatted down and said.
After a while, I saw that there was still no movement behind me. I turned around and found that Yu Qingci was staring at me blankly.
I pulled her hand and put it on my neck. Her body leaned forward naturally, and I held her thigh and raised her back.
Regarding physical contact, I had no distractions and did not have the ripples of the previous two times. Maybe it was because blood was thicker than water. I didn't think about anything at this moment.
Perhaps it was because of the warmth on my back that Yu Qingci's pain relieved a little, recovered some strength, and was no longer so weak when he showed me the way.
When I arrived at the apartment where Yu Qingci lived, I took out the key from her pocket and opened the door. It was hard for me to imagine that this was her residence, with clothes scattered all over the floor and piled wine bottles. There were several packs of torn potato chips on the coffee table, which made people have no place to stay. Fortunately, there was no odor in the room, otherwise I would really turn around and leave.
I helped Yu Qingci to the bed and lay down, and found an An Ding from the medicine box for her. Yu Qingci took the medicine, put down the water cup, looked up at me, grabbed the bed sheet with his hands repeatedly, his lips squirmed, and his desire stopped, and he seemed very cramped and uneasy.
I didn't look at her, so I turned to the kitchen and wanted to make her a bowl of soup. Judging from her appearance, I probably haven't had dinner yet.
When I opened the refrigerator, it was full of wine. I had to go back to the living room to soak a glass of honey water for her. The water was boiled. When I took the cup to her room, Yu Qingci was already asleep. I put the cup at the head of the bed and was about to leave.
Yu Qingci seemed to notice something in his sleep. He grabbed my hand and murmured: Xiao Mo, it’s not good for mom... Don’t ignore mom... Don’t leave mom... Don’t leave... Mom... Mom can’t live without you...
My nose was sore inexplicably, and all kinds of emotions came in. I was silent for a while, and I used my other hand to spread her and grabbed my hand tightly, and then left resolutely.
******
The next afternoon, I came downstairs of Yu Qingci again, wanting to see if she is in good health, but I didn't expect that she squatted next to the flower bed yesterday.
I walked over and found that her face was a little red, not a sick blush, but more like shyness. I didn't expose her to pretend to be sick.
Still feeling uncomfortable?
Uh-huh……
Yu Qing's voice is so meticulous that it is trembling and trembling.
I didn't say anything, and squatted down in front of her. Yu Qingci didn't let me wait this time, slowly stood up and leaned forward to my back.
I felt the softness of her body, like a warm sponge, as if she would fall into it when she touched it.
I took a deep breath and walked towards her apartment. Yu Qingci buried his head on my shoulder, like an ostrich, and I didn't say a word, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.
When I arrived at the door of Yu Qingci's apartment, I put her down and said stiffly: You are here, you go in, I'll leave first.
Ah…Oh…Okay…
Yu Qing's poems quickly woke up from his nervous and longing state, and his face returned to normal.
……
On the evening of the third day, Yu Qingci was still squatting beside the flower bed. I just took a look from a distance and left. I couldn't understand her for more than ten years of disregard for her, so I wouldn't forgive her for these little tricks.