Chapter 1 My ideals and reality

I'm a bad person! Very bad person!

I'm very lazy. I can lie down and not sit, and I can sit down and not stand.

I'm lustful, I'm full of bad water

I am proficient in eating, drinking, gamble and gambling. Since elementary school, I have been peeking at the female teacher going to the bathroom and junior high school. I got an honest and timid girl drunk on the next table, and then ended my career as a boy

Then, the girl followed me honestly until I got bored, dumped her and stumbled with other girls.

But unfortunately, the girls who fooled me don't look very good, they are just more sexy

Because I don't have money, and it's not the type that girls like

Every time I go to a new school, there will be new school beauties and class beauties. I will look at them with a very expectant and obscene look; at that time, I can't help but raise my neck, widen my eyes, and swallow my saliva

That feeling always feels like a toad

Unfortunately, these class beauties didn't let me play with them. It was not that I pursued them and were rejected by them. It was that their appearance and my competitors made me discouraged.

I remember a girl signed up for a school band with me. I was so bad that I was leaking, I was short, I didn't grow up, and I stood in front of her, not taller than her, like a timid but forced rogue quail

The teacher told me to sing, and I sing like a crow, but I always felt that I sing like Jacky Cheung.

However, the teacher with white hair didn't listen to me singing, and waved his hand to end it. Then he looked at the angel-like white-skinned girl with love and said: I think about it carefully, it's too tiring to play the trumpet, and it's not good to look good. Can you just play the saxophone?

My God, I reported the saxophone that day, and there were hundreds of people reporting that we all thought it was handsome to play the saxophone, although I didn't even know how many buttons the saxophone had.

And that girl was Zhang Yun, the school beauties at that time, the dream lover of all boys, including me

I have a crush on her for N years. Although I was crushing on her while ruining other girls, I didn't dare to say anything to her, because she was so beautiful that I couldn't find confidence

At that time, I felt that I was a poor pity worm with inferiority complex

My elegance and domineeringness only appears in front of my parents, relatives, timid and obedient girlfriends, and some people who are weaker than me.

The real bad guys are all upright, they kill and set fire without blinking their eyes, they are shining with rays, they are directly said, they are with seeds

But I don't have the breed. Scum like me who is lazy, cheating, eating, drinking, and gambling are still alive, just because I don't have the breed, I'm timid.

Ninety percent of those who were brave and had a gun and became king and domineering by the King of Hell.

The remaining ten percent, I was urging the wind and rain on the ground, squandering money like soil, and possessing the most beautiful group of women. It really made me envious of my stomach

Many people don't understand why my parents are so honest and can give birth to me as a scumbag

Could it be that they were too cowardly that gave birth to such a domineering scourge balance

However, in society, in front of those strong people, I am even more cowardly than my father!

Of course, I was not born by this parents. Who are my parents, I know

I couldn't get into a good high school, so my parents who farmed were asking people to borrow money everywhere and paid a huge school construction fee to go to a key high school.

To be honest, looking at their disappointed eyes and their wrinkles, I was moved for so half an hour and felt that I had to study hard.

But it only took half an hour, and after arriving at school, I continued my mischievous life

I kept asking for money throughout high school, and then used the money to pick up girls and drink. In short, I did all the things a bad student could do.

All the high school exams, my grades are pretty good because I use money to bribe my classmates with good grades, and I can copy them every time I take the exam.

So, every time my father looked happy when he looked at my transcript, my guilt was weaker and weaker every time.

Until I was in college, I couldn't cheat because those people didn't let me copy it, no matter how much I bribed it, it would be useless.

So, I took a score that was almost shameful, with a few hundred points away from the worst university.

Then, I made a medical record and told my parents that I was sick during the exam days and had a high fever of 40 degrees.

My parents couldn't accept it, and then borrowed money to let me take a high-tuition re-examination class.

I didn't mess with girls in the exam class. It's not that I've changed my sex life, but that those girls are so ugly. So I just cheated girls on the Internet and of course, many times, I was deceived by them.

Those who promised to videotape with me naked will not videotape with me after I send the money.

I just repeated the school for a year. When I was taking the college entrance exam again, I didn’t know what luck he had. I was a girl with super good grades in front of me, and I was very timid.

Under my threat and intimidation, I finally asked me to copy it, and I copied every exam, except that the essay questions were too tiring to copy.

I patted my chest on the spot and told my dad that key universities are not a problem, so I sometimes put in the East China University of XX, which is known as the most beautiful women in China.

When the results came down, I was stunned and even more humiliating than the last exam

I don't believe in evil. I clearly copied Ah completely, why did she go to Peking University, but I only got less than 200 points (full score of 750)

Finally, I spent some money to check the scores, but no errors were found

Of course, I found the clue later

Because the answer sheet is different depending on the odd and even number of the admission ticket number.

One is vertical row and the other is horizontal row

I'm in a horizontal row, and I copied the answers in a vertical row. It would be strange if I can't die.

At that time, I forgot the expression and eyes of my parents because I was not afraid of them, and I had already broken up at that time.

How can they do to me? Beat me? They can't beat me

Don't raise me, don't care about me? I am their son, I'm not yet an adult, I go to court to sue them

Moreover, I don't feel very guilty, because I knew a secret when I was very young, and I started to fall from that time on.

They were still responsible parents, and they raised a lot of money to get me to a private university with extremely expensive tuition fees

I have always wondered, my parents don’t know how to make money, how can they borrow so much money? I suspect that it was the first time they saw so much money after they borrowed it.

However, I don't need to consider these. As long as the money is in my hands, it is my money

I'm very poor, but I'll be embarrassed in school, so I have to pretend to be rich

If you can't afford real brand, buy fake brand

I brag about how big the business my parents do, and then ask for money from my family on different excuses

Basically, my parents would give me a message, but they hardly talk to me on the phone or contact me

When I went home during the holiday, they ignored me and didn't talk to me. The eyes of my eyes were also disgusting and indifference.

They ignored me, and I didn't like to pay attention to them, so since then, I never returned to that poor and broken home again

They never sent me money until after graduating from college

I called them and asked them, and the number became an empty number

I haven't been home for several years, and I've been spending time outside, and I even forgot the way home

But I know, I won't get any money even if I go home

Those two old immortals dislike me and don't want to have anything to do with me anymore

I have supported me to graduate from university and have completed the obligations stipulated by law. They want to cut off my parent-child relationship with me.

So, I started looking for a job, and students like me who came from a bad university would not have good positions waiting, and they basically went for sales.

That kind of work is not done by humans at all. Not only does it mean that people are exhausted, but there is still little money.

For example, a clothing company I once went to, with a basic salary of 800 yuan a month. If it was exchanged for US dollars, it would be only 100 US dollars.

Every day, you go to the company to report at 8 o'clock, and then go out and sell their clothes to each unit; for every piece of clothes sold, you will get a 5% commission.

I am too lazy to do that kind of ghost job, so every time I go to the company to register, I will go back to the rental house to surf the Internet and mess with some girls.

In this way, the foolish company made me a white-collar worker’s salary for three months and then swept me out of the house, so I changed seven or eight jobs a year.

Even those illegal pyramid scheme companies fired me

This is unheard of. Those pyramid scheme companies are desperately trying to trick some ignorant people into joining them, then seize their ID cards and hire some hooligans to take care of them.

Let them go out to sell illegal goods during the day, and take care of them at night like they are in jail.

As long as you join an illegal pyramid scheme, it will be difficult to escape.

For them, everyone who joins them is a huge wealth, a prey for them to suck blood, and must not be let go

But these pyramid scheme companies that regard people as life also fired me, which shows that I am really abominable to both humans and gods.

However, the work I am doing is pretty good now. I am doing advertising projects in a formal company, and I am also sitting in the office and entering the magnificent building.

Although the monthly salary is only more than 2,000 yuan, about 300 US dollars, it is already higher than the average salary of fresh college graduates. Besides, I am still a pheasant university

Of course, I didn’t find this job myself, but my girlfriend helped me find it. She asked her friend’s friend to help me find it.

Our house is still rented by my girlfriend, but we rarely talk and rarely go to bed now.

It's not that she's not pretty enough, she's pretty pretty

I even forgot how I tricked her, and then followed me honestly for two years

I also forgot how we started, as if there was an extra girl for no reason, washing clothes, cooking, paying me the rent, and getting to bed

However, it is really annoying to always sleep with a woman, but it is really annoying that you can't really have no one without her!

Why are there porridge and fried dough sticks for breakfast today? You know I like sandwiches, I angrily threw the bowls and chopsticks away, and said unhappily, the white porridge poured a table

My girlfriend came over with her head down, gently wiped the table with a rag, cleaned the dishes and whispered: We have no money anymore

How could I have no money? When I heard this, I couldn't help but ask loudly

My mother is sick and spent 7,000 yuan to treat her. I also borrowed 3,000 yuan from my colleague. My girlfriend seemed to be afraid of me and her voice became smaller.

So what should I do if I live in this month? I have to pay the rent this month. What should I do? I am going crazy. If I can't pay the rent, I will be swept out of the house.

My girlfriend's head seemed to be about to hang her chest, and her voice was like a mosquito: You just paid the salary two weeks ago. Can you take it first to pay the rent? Although it is not enough, we talked to him and talked to him about paying it for a month first. Maybe by next month, I will have money and I will return the money to you.

My salary has been spent long ago, what a big deal! I didn't lie. The more than two thousand yuan was drunk by a beautiful woman at the bar.

Let me ask, a super sexy and charming woman came to you and asked: Can you please treat me to a drink?

Can you refuse at that time? You can't! So in the lustful and erotic situation, I ordered the most expensive glass of wine, and then my monthly salary was gone

The most important thing is that I haven't even touched the woman's fingers from beginning to end. I've really been a sucker.

Seeing my girlfriend standing in front of me, she couldn't even see her face clearly, and she couldn't beat a single stick. I felt depressed. When I saw the electronic clock on the wall, it was almost eight o'clock.

I'm going to go to work quickly

My performance was not good at all, and I was just a scammer in the company

If you are late, I am afraid you will be particularly careful in the eyes of the supervisor. When I find that I am ignorant and have a lot of garbage problems, I must fire me.

These days, I sit in an office with computers and air conditioning every day, and I receive more than 2,000 yuan a month. There are so many beauties watching it. Such a good job is not easy to find!

If I lose it, I will even regret breaking my intestines

Although I'm lazy, I'm not stupid

What's more, if I lose this job, I won't even have to eat, and maybe I can't stay there.

The two parents at home don’t know how much they hate me now. It’s still a question of whether they are there or not.

I have no support to anyone!