The aircraft was driving at high speed in the sky, with Qin and Oloro flying, each with a shopping bag on their heads.
Because they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, or to maintain their goddess image, they had to do so, but they ignored one thing. Unconsciously, they gradually moved closer to the sand sculpture.
Except for the sand sculpture, no one will put a shopping bag on their heads!
Deadpool is poisonous!
Russell has confirmed that there is a sand sculpture virus with extremely high contagion rate.
During the time he was in contact with Deadpool, he found that he had a lesion reaction, and many behaviors became more and more deadpooling.
For example, he was talking more and more nonsense, and his stinky tongue was more serious than before. He didn't choke the other party to death when he spoke, and didn't know how to speak.
Young man, your name is John, right?
Deadpool opened the X-Men's wardrobe, picked two uniforms, and hand-made them into his own uniform. His body was scrapped because of the experience of ice and fire, so he could only use local materials and make another one.
Yes, yes!
John the Fireman lowered his head, curled up in the seat and dared not move, or even dared to look at Deadpool.
Because it's so disgusting!
Just like the plot in Deadpool 2, half of Deadpool's body is damaged by ice and is currently growing by itself.
The upper half of the adult body and the lower half of the five or six-year-old child's body are crazy in terms of visual impact.
It's not over yet, this is not the lower limit of Deadpool!
This guy was ridiculed by Russell because he had no pants and was acting like a hooligan on the plane with bare ass.In a rage, he pulled out a shopping bag, tore open two holes, and put his butt on his ass and acted as a diaper.
Not only the Fire Man, but everyone else on the plane left their eyes open and didn't want Deadpool to pollute their eyes.
Oloro and Qin were so angry that they were trembling, not because Deadpool had no management rights and was urinating and defecating anywhere in the hatch, but because of this guy's diapers.
They put their shopping bags on their heads, while Deadpool puts them on their butts, and proudly says the three can team up to form a new superhero team.
He has given all the names, the environmentally friendly shopping bag special team, or the shopping bag league!
Go to TMD's shopping bags!
Oloro and Qin cursed in their hearts, and never said a word to Deadpool again.
Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to pay attention to him, Deadpool did not force her to use her hot face to touch her cold butt. Although he wanted to do so, he had to shift his target to Xiao Naughty.
Deadpool thinks he can pry out the corner of Iceman's wall. The reason is very simple. In a certain Deadpool video game of the same name, he had a super friendly and naughty relationship.
Unfortunately, this version of the little naughty character is a bit timid and doesn't call him at all.
The plan to swing the hoe failed, and Deadpool entangled John the Fireman and prepared to knock out a pocket money.
Listen, John, your flame is very enthusiastic, and therefore, my handsome appearance is disfigured.Severe burns throughout the body, and self-healing factors cannot be cured. Plastic surgery costs a lot of money, and you have to pay for this money.
But I...I have no money!
No now does not mean there is no future. I am optimistic about you and work hard to make money and repay debts in the future.
……
The Fire Man is young and is no match for Deadpool. He was surrounded by two words. The foolish husband signed an IOU with a huge denomination.
Russell, look, I'm rich.The X Special Attack Team has the start-up capital. I want to build a super luxurious base and hire 100 personal beautiful secretaries. The base is even more than the Stark Building...
Bang!
Russell blew the muzzle and retracted the Sand Eagle from the holster around her waist.
The cabin suddenly silenced, and then the applause continued. Logan happened to sit next to Russell and gave him a thumbs-up: Man, you're doing a pretty job!
It's OK, this will at least make your ears purify for a few seconds.
When the two talked, Logan was a person who couldn't hide his troubles. He went straight to the topic: Qin told me, you are here to find me, and you know what happened before I lost my memory?
Russell nodded: That's right, no matter which version, we know more or less.
Logan didn't understand and frowned: What does the version you mentioned mean?
I can't tell you now unless you agree to join the X Special Attack Team.After leaving this world, we will tell you what you want to know.
Luo Gen frowned even deeper: Can you tell me my real name?
Hugh Jackman!
After Deadpool recovered, he suddenly jumped up from the ground: You have acted in many movies, one with the violence there...
Bang!
Russell retracted the Sand Eagle back into the holster again, and said to Logan, who showed dissatisfaction on the face: Only by joining us can you give you information, otherwise I will not say anything.
Logan silently wrote down the strange name "Hue Jackman" and continued: Then let me ask another question, what does it mean to leave this world?
Literally meaning!
Can you explain it?Logan has a keen intuition like a beast, and it is very important to determine the answer to the question.
This answer is not a good explanation, I'm afraid you won't understand... Russell asked with a smile: Logan, have you learned quantum mechanics?
Well……
Then don’t ask, just ask quantum mechanics!
At this time, the piano driving the plane came over: Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics. Although I have only learned some basics, I can barely understand it. Can you explain it to me?
Russell was stunned for a moment, snorted coldly and said disdain: Ms. Grey, do you know what the multiverse is?
this……
Then don’t ask, just ask the multiverse!
If you don’t decide when encountering things, quantum mechanics.If not enough, the multiverse.
Russell was too lazy to make up some strange reasons, and directly blocked the curiosity of the two and said to Qin: Ms. Grey, kindly remind you, don’t use telepathy to explore Wade’s memory, it’s very dangerous, you will be contaminated into a sand sculpture.
Qin: ...
I vaguely remember that last time she wanted to explore Russell's memory, Deadpool said the same thing.
Didi
The alarm sounded, and Qin hurriedly returned to the driving operation table: Oloro, what's wrong?
Two planes were approaching us, and at a very fast speed, we were targeted by the military.
Two F-16 Fighting Falcons encircled from both sides and maintained synchronized speed with the aircraft. Oloro could even see the gesture of the pilot on the opposite side.
The military asked the aircraft to descend below 20,000 feet and were escorted back to the military base by them. Oloso and Qin looked at each other and decided to refuse.
The military invaded the Mutant School and robbed most of the students because the Nightcrawler assassinated the president under the banner of "mutant freedom".
If the aircraft is shut down at the US Imperial military base as required by the military, the people on the plane will not think about anything and will only spend the rest of their lives being a guinea pig on the test bench for the rest of their lives.
Ololo controlled the aircraft, and the thruster accelerated and tried to throw away the two F-16s. The opponent followed closely behind and began to aim without any mercy. The next step was to launch the missile.
Russell, it's time to meet the gray robed mage with a helmet.Having said that, wouldn’t it be better to go directly to Lake Alcalli, why do you insist on bringing tens of thousands of Magneto?
Deadpool sat next to Russell, his legs repaired, and he slipped into the battle uniform he sewn. The only drawback was that the color was not his favorite red.
Because I want to trigger a lottery on him!
Because I miss the mature Maiya...
Russell raised his brow: Wade, you may not believe it when you say it. Gandalf and I have known each other a long time ago and have fought side by side.
Are you referring to Magneto?
No, it's Gandalf!
The two had a conversation that only they could understand, and Wade curled his lips: Time is wrong, because we were both in a mess, and we might miss meeting the Gray Robe Mage.
But the location is right. It is very close to Mutants School, which is exactly the same as in the plot. There is a high probability of meeting him.
Deadpool lacks interest in Magneto, so he changed the subject: If you remember correctly, the magic-shaped woman is by his side.
Perfect woman!
It's Ah!
Hehehe... X2
Because they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, or to maintain their goddess image, they had to do so, but they ignored one thing. Unconsciously, they gradually moved closer to the sand sculpture.
Except for the sand sculpture, no one will put a shopping bag on their heads!
Deadpool is poisonous!
Russell has confirmed that there is a sand sculpture virus with extremely high contagion rate.
During the time he was in contact with Deadpool, he found that he had a lesion reaction, and many behaviors became more and more deadpooling.
For example, he was talking more and more nonsense, and his stinky tongue was more serious than before. He didn't choke the other party to death when he spoke, and didn't know how to speak.
Young man, your name is John, right?
Deadpool opened the X-Men's wardrobe, picked two uniforms, and hand-made them into his own uniform. His body was scrapped because of the experience of ice and fire, so he could only use local materials and make another one.
Yes, yes!
John the Fireman lowered his head, curled up in the seat and dared not move, or even dared to look at Deadpool.
Because it's so disgusting!
Just like the plot in Deadpool 2, half of Deadpool's body is damaged by ice and is currently growing by itself.
The upper half of the adult body and the lower half of the five or six-year-old child's body are crazy in terms of visual impact.
It's not over yet, this is not the lower limit of Deadpool!
This guy was ridiculed by Russell because he had no pants and was acting like a hooligan on the plane with bare ass.In a rage, he pulled out a shopping bag, tore open two holes, and put his butt on his ass and acted as a diaper.
Not only the Fire Man, but everyone else on the plane left their eyes open and didn't want Deadpool to pollute their eyes.
Oloro and Qin were so angry that they were trembling, not because Deadpool had no management rights and was urinating and defecating anywhere in the hatch, but because of this guy's diapers.
They put their shopping bags on their heads, while Deadpool puts them on their butts, and proudly says the three can team up to form a new superhero team.
He has given all the names, the environmentally friendly shopping bag special team, or the shopping bag league!
Go to TMD's shopping bags!
Oloro and Qin cursed in their hearts, and never said a word to Deadpool again.
Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to pay attention to him, Deadpool did not force her to use her hot face to touch her cold butt. Although he wanted to do so, he had to shift his target to Xiao Naughty.
Deadpool thinks he can pry out the corner of Iceman's wall. The reason is very simple. In a certain Deadpool video game of the same name, he had a super friendly and naughty relationship.
Unfortunately, this version of the little naughty character is a bit timid and doesn't call him at all.
The plan to swing the hoe failed, and Deadpool entangled John the Fireman and prepared to knock out a pocket money.
Listen, John, your flame is very enthusiastic, and therefore, my handsome appearance is disfigured.Severe burns throughout the body, and self-healing factors cannot be cured. Plastic surgery costs a lot of money, and you have to pay for this money.
But I...I have no money!
No now does not mean there is no future. I am optimistic about you and work hard to make money and repay debts in the future.
……
The Fire Man is young and is no match for Deadpool. He was surrounded by two words. The foolish husband signed an IOU with a huge denomination.
Russell, look, I'm rich.The X Special Attack Team has the start-up capital. I want to build a super luxurious base and hire 100 personal beautiful secretaries. The base is even more than the Stark Building...
Bang!
Russell blew the muzzle and retracted the Sand Eagle from the holster around her waist.
The cabin suddenly silenced, and then the applause continued. Logan happened to sit next to Russell and gave him a thumbs-up: Man, you're doing a pretty job!
It's OK, this will at least make your ears purify for a few seconds.
When the two talked, Logan was a person who couldn't hide his troubles. He went straight to the topic: Qin told me, you are here to find me, and you know what happened before I lost my memory?
Russell nodded: That's right, no matter which version, we know more or less.
Logan didn't understand and frowned: What does the version you mentioned mean?
I can't tell you now unless you agree to join the X Special Attack Team.After leaving this world, we will tell you what you want to know.
Luo Gen frowned even deeper: Can you tell me my real name?
Hugh Jackman!
After Deadpool recovered, he suddenly jumped up from the ground: You have acted in many movies, one with the violence there...
Bang!
Russell retracted the Sand Eagle back into the holster again, and said to Logan, who showed dissatisfaction on the face: Only by joining us can you give you information, otherwise I will not say anything.
Logan silently wrote down the strange name "Hue Jackman" and continued: Then let me ask another question, what does it mean to leave this world?
Literally meaning!
Can you explain it?Logan has a keen intuition like a beast, and it is very important to determine the answer to the question.
This answer is not a good explanation, I'm afraid you won't understand... Russell asked with a smile: Logan, have you learned quantum mechanics?
Well……
Then don’t ask, just ask quantum mechanics!
At this time, the piano driving the plane came over: Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics. Although I have only learned some basics, I can barely understand it. Can you explain it to me?
Russell was stunned for a moment, snorted coldly and said disdain: Ms. Grey, do you know what the multiverse is?
this……
Then don’t ask, just ask the multiverse!
If you don’t decide when encountering things, quantum mechanics.If not enough, the multiverse.
Russell was too lazy to make up some strange reasons, and directly blocked the curiosity of the two and said to Qin: Ms. Grey, kindly remind you, don’t use telepathy to explore Wade’s memory, it’s very dangerous, you will be contaminated into a sand sculpture.
Qin: ...
I vaguely remember that last time she wanted to explore Russell's memory, Deadpool said the same thing.
Didi
The alarm sounded, and Qin hurriedly returned to the driving operation table: Oloro, what's wrong?
Two planes were approaching us, and at a very fast speed, we were targeted by the military.
Two F-16 Fighting Falcons encircled from both sides and maintained synchronized speed with the aircraft. Oloro could even see the gesture of the pilot on the opposite side.
The military asked the aircraft to descend below 20,000 feet and were escorted back to the military base by them. Oloso and Qin looked at each other and decided to refuse.
The military invaded the Mutant School and robbed most of the students because the Nightcrawler assassinated the president under the banner of "mutant freedom".
If the aircraft is shut down at the US Imperial military base as required by the military, the people on the plane will not think about anything and will only spend the rest of their lives being a guinea pig on the test bench for the rest of their lives.
Ololo controlled the aircraft, and the thruster accelerated and tried to throw away the two F-16s. The opponent followed closely behind and began to aim without any mercy. The next step was to launch the missile.
Russell, it's time to meet the gray robed mage with a helmet.Having said that, wouldn’t it be better to go directly to Lake Alcalli, why do you insist on bringing tens of thousands of Magneto?
Deadpool sat next to Russell, his legs repaired, and he slipped into the battle uniform he sewn. The only drawback was that the color was not his favorite red.
Because I want to trigger a lottery on him!
Because I miss the mature Maiya...
Russell raised his brow: Wade, you may not believe it when you say it. Gandalf and I have known each other a long time ago and have fought side by side.
Are you referring to Magneto?
No, it's Gandalf!
The two had a conversation that only they could understand, and Wade curled his lips: Time is wrong, because we were both in a mess, and we might miss meeting the Gray Robe Mage.
But the location is right. It is very close to Mutants School, which is exactly the same as in the plot. There is a high probability of meeting him.
Deadpool lacks interest in Magneto, so he changed the subject: If you remember correctly, the magic-shaped woman is by his side.
Perfect woman!
It's Ah!
Hehehe... X2