Deadpool suddenly became serious, which made Russell feel very ridiculous. He frowned, as if he had thought of something, and controlled the rain and slapped Deadpool on it, and directly patted it from the rooftop.
Ten seconds later, Deadpool struggled to climb up and said angrily: Hua Q, why did you suddenly attack me?
Russell frowned tightly: How about it, has the fever subsided?
……
Deadpool sighed speechlessly, turned over and sat on the edge of the top floor, swaying in the air with his feet: Russell, do you know, a few days ago, I picked up all the business cards you threw away.
Then, you called it?
Russell asked, but he had already guessed the answer in his heart. Those model ladies like to talk about money with the poor and their relationship with rich people. Deadpool is ugly and has no money, so he must have been disappointed.
Well, I called them, but they ignored me.
That's true!
Russell nodded: It’s normal to ignore you, after all, it’s a group of girls who are struggling for their dreams, and you can’t realize their dreams.
It's Ah, their dreams are too expensive, they actually want me to have $2,000...
Deadpool sighed: Alas, I still like young people who strive for $50!Be pragmatic and sincere, down-to-earth, and have a good attitude, and sooner or later you will succeed!
Russell rolled his eyes and quickly went to the end of this topic: After saying so much, what do you mean?
This world is so boring. I want to go to the next world and recruit another team member. If it were him, he would definitely be better than Parker.Speaking of this, Deadpool said ruthlessly: Parker is already past, I wish him to fall to death in Mary Jane's pit and never climb up.
I talked nonsense for a long time, but it wasn't because I was dumped.
No, I dumped Parker.
Stop lying, you licking dog...
The two turned around and disappeared into the night, preparing to wait for Deadpool to return home, get the double swords and double guns, and go to the New World to recruit team members.
On the other hand, the careless Parker regained his life and returned home naked. After changing into his clothes, he ran to the downstairs of Mary Jane's house in a hurry.
Without the venom, Parker degenerated into a penis form, and he shrank his hands and feet and did not dare to go upstairs.
Finally, I mustered up the courage and found that there was no oil on my leather shoes, so I decided to go home and have a sleep first and come to the door to apologize tomorrow with the fullest mental state.
In fact, even if Parker mustered up the courage, no one would open the door for him because Mary Jane was not at home.
Don't get me wrong. Mary Jane didn't date a new boyfriend. She triggered the heroine's side plot. Just like the hero who jumped off a cliff and would definitely get the secret of magic skills, the heroine would definitely be kidnapped by the villain.
A year ago, Mary Jane was kidnapped by the Green Devil; some time ago, she was kidnapped by Dr. Octopus; now the situation is slightly better, and the villains who kidnapped her have become two, Sandman and Venom Eddie.
It can be seen that being a superhero girlfriend is not easy. In addition to having a good body, she also needs to have a big heart.
Otherwise, you either die at the hands of a superhero or be scared to death by the thrilling daily life.
……
On a two-story building, Deadpool Mang JīJī squatted in the bathroom, saying that it was before leaving, leaving a little memory for the world, so he snorted and huhed and became more and more active with the toilet.
Russell could hear his noise attack through several walls. In extreme speechlessness, he turned on the TV and turned on the volume to counter the mental pollution of Deadpool.
Dear viewers, welcome to watch the news in New York City. Our reporter continues to pay attention to the hostage kidnapping incident. Let us switch the camera to the scene below...
Welcome to the live broadcast of our reporter. A woman was taken hostage and held in a taxi car, hung in mid-air with an 80-storey building, as if it was a huge spider web.
All police rescue operations were stopped by the Sandman, and in addition to that, there was a strange man in black involved. At first we thought he was Spider-Man in black uniform, but now it was confirmed to be a completely different person...
Good eyesight!
Russell looked at the TV screen and nodded secretly. As expected, the reporters had unique skills.
For example, the person at the scene had a gaze that was so eagle-eyed. It was as high as 80 floors, and it could be seen that Mary Jane was a woman.
Parker was blind and treated her as the girl next door!
Wade, are you full? Come out quickly when you are full.
Ping bell pong!
It seemed as if something had fallen in the bathroom. After a while, Deadpool held straw paper in one hand and toilet brush in the other, and his pants were hanging on his ankles. He ran over in such a small way.
Russell, what's the matter?
Bang!Bang!
Without saying a word, Russell pulled out the Sand Eagle and fired twice in a row, hitting Big Wade and Little Little Wade. He immediately had a clear idea and was happy in body and mind.
After 30 seconds, Wade finished his own healing. Perhaps his brain was hit hard, so he chose to lose his memory. He didn't remember that Russell shot him and said hurriedly: What's wrong, buddy, what happened?
Russell raised his hand and pointed to the TV. On the screen, Venom arrogantly wrote a passage on the black network: Spider-Man, if you have the courage, come and stop us!
I thought something was going on. I've seen this plot. Parker was abused in one match, and then his good friend... No, his little brother Harry came and joined forces to defeat the Sandman and the crappy reporter.
Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: Trust me, Parker can handle them, that's it, I'll go back and continue to pull the stinky stinky.
Wade, have you forgotten one thing?
What?
Venom was brought from other worlds. It attached you and Parker one after another. Its strength is not a little stronger than the original work. Can Parker do it even?
Damn it!Parker will definitely be photographed...
Deadpool cursed when he heard this, raised his pants with both hands and said in a deep voice. Russell, it’s time for our X-Special Attack Team to appear!
……
So what's wrong?
Have you wiped your butt?
(One`'One) X 2
Hahaha, man, are you joking right?Who... who doesn't want to wipe his butt after going to the toilet!
Bang!
……
On the 80-storey black spider web, Mary Jane was sitting in a suspended taxi car and worried. She saw Venom's challenge book to Spider-Man, but she didn't know if Parker would come, because the two seemed to be completely finished.
At this time, the onlookers on the ground cheered and applauded, greeting the New York hero Spider-Man who was swept with spider silk. Every time Spider-Man can defeat a powerful enemy, and citizens believe that this time is no exception.
Parker swung the spider silk several times in a row, jumped into the black spider web, and looked at Mary Jane in the car with affectionate expression.
The sense of security brought by Parker made Mary Jane very moved. She wanted to get back together and become his girlfriend again, but when she thought of the powerful villain combination, she hurriedly said: Parker, this is a conspiracy, they want to kill you.
I know, I will save you...
Bang!
Venom fell from the sky and kicked Parker away with one kick. The two fought in the air. Parker was beaten to the point of being unable to find North and had no temper at all.
Hahaha, Parker, I've been waiting for you for a long time.Venom's hideous ugly face dispersed, revealing Eddie's murderous face.
After saying this, Venom attacked several times in a row, knocking Parker down from the sky and throwing it to the sand man who had been waiting for a long time.
The villain mixed doubles, Parker couldn't beat any of them, and was abused so much that he was not as good as a human.
In the original work, Parker asked his good brother Harry for help. Although the latter refused, he was so honest that he rushed over.
This time it was different. After feeling the unparalleled power bonus of Venom, Parker knew that anyone who called him would die. Even Russell, the strongest superhero he had ever seen, was still a delivery person when he came.
Parker knew very well that Venom and the Sand Man were the trouble he caused. The honest man did not want to die because he implicated others, so he chose to go to the meeting alone.
This is his mission. He will not escape, nor has he ever thought about escaping!
Perhaps because he was tired of playing, Parker's weakness and weakness gradually made the two villains lose interest in torture him. Venom trapped Parker on the steel beam in front of the live TV broadcast and punched him by the huge sand man.
Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang
Under the extremely rhythmic knock of the sand man, Parker gradually couldn't hold on, and his clenched fists loosened and he couldn't stand it.
On the ground, New York citizens felt heavy in their hearts, and some children who worship Spider-Man as their idol cried out.
The TV station couldn't bear to live broadcast such a cruel scene. The camera switched, and the host looked sad.
Incredibly, today is a sad day for New Yorkers, and we may lose our good neighbors.
Bang!!
A pumpkin bomb exploded on the sand man's face, and most of his head was engulfed by flames. Although he was the body of elementals, he couldn't help but roar.
The Green Devil's skateboard rushed over, and Harry had a cold face. He did not forgive Parker, and he had never forgiven him. After disfigurement, he hated Parker even more.
The reason I came here was not to save Parker, but to not want to see Parker being killed by others, because Spider-Man could only die at his hands.
Harry: That's right, that's it, I hate him!
In a nearby building, Deadpool listened to the cheers of the crowd, took out his ears and said disdainfully: Russell, I suspect the little green demon did it on purpose.
What's the meaning?
In fact, that guy had arrived a long time ago and had been holding back and never showed up, just to get Parker two punches.Deadpool said bitterly, and his heart was almost broken when he saw Parker beating.
Russell was silent for a moment and said slowly: Are we the same?
We are different!
Deadpool said loudly: As the strongest superhero combination, our X-special attack team should make the final appearance. This is the treatment of the strong and an honor!Do you understand the honor?
don't know!
Russell put his face on and said in a silence: Don't explain, you're just waiting for Harry to let him appear first, so as to help Parker recover his lost friendship.
Deadpool: …
Wade, it is his honor to Parker to know you!
This, this, hehe, you praise me like this... Deadpool put his feet together, pointed a finger on his chin, turned his head to look at the side, and said shyly: Just know, don't say it next time, I will be shy.
Russell subconsciously ignored Deadpool's sculptural lines and leaned over to look at the battlefield. Harry joined the battle, and with the help of various props from the Green Demon, his combat power was quite good.
Although he rarely appears, he unexpectedly has a very tacit understanding with Parker. The two teams together are not as simple as 1 plus 1 equals 2, and there are at least 25.After a pause, the two...
Beating by Venom alone!
Wade, it's time for us to play.
Deadpool was proud and he had been waiting for this day for a long time: Of course, my double swords were already hungry and thirsty. I want to have a hero coming in front of the TV camera.
How do you plan to appear? Here is a bit high!
Small scenes, I have experience in this situation, just jump down.Deadpool patted his chest, it was only 50 stories high, and he never took it seriously.
That's just your experience of jumping off the building!Russell was speechless, what kind of experience is this?
Believe me, when I was one meter away from the ground, I jumped with my left foot and my right foot, and it was fine.
……
Russell stared at Deadpool and refused to speak. The cold wind blew, and the scene was a bit awkward.
Wade, are you sure it's okay to jump right away?
Of course, we can't fly...wait, what are you going to do?
Ahahah
Russell retracted his kicked foot, and a pair of light wings spread out from behind, swept across the battlefield coldly, and swung his wings down: I haven't been showing off for a long time, I don't know if this craft is unfamiliar...
Ten seconds later, Deadpool struggled to climb up and said angrily: Hua Q, why did you suddenly attack me?
Russell frowned tightly: How about it, has the fever subsided?
……
Deadpool sighed speechlessly, turned over and sat on the edge of the top floor, swaying in the air with his feet: Russell, do you know, a few days ago, I picked up all the business cards you threw away.
Then, you called it?
Russell asked, but he had already guessed the answer in his heart. Those model ladies like to talk about money with the poor and their relationship with rich people. Deadpool is ugly and has no money, so he must have been disappointed.
Well, I called them, but they ignored me.
That's true!
Russell nodded: It’s normal to ignore you, after all, it’s a group of girls who are struggling for their dreams, and you can’t realize their dreams.
It's Ah, their dreams are too expensive, they actually want me to have $2,000...
Deadpool sighed: Alas, I still like young people who strive for $50!Be pragmatic and sincere, down-to-earth, and have a good attitude, and sooner or later you will succeed!
Russell rolled his eyes and quickly went to the end of this topic: After saying so much, what do you mean?
This world is so boring. I want to go to the next world and recruit another team member. If it were him, he would definitely be better than Parker.Speaking of this, Deadpool said ruthlessly: Parker is already past, I wish him to fall to death in Mary Jane's pit and never climb up.
I talked nonsense for a long time, but it wasn't because I was dumped.
No, I dumped Parker.
Stop lying, you licking dog...
The two turned around and disappeared into the night, preparing to wait for Deadpool to return home, get the double swords and double guns, and go to the New World to recruit team members.
On the other hand, the careless Parker regained his life and returned home naked. After changing into his clothes, he ran to the downstairs of Mary Jane's house in a hurry.
Without the venom, Parker degenerated into a penis form, and he shrank his hands and feet and did not dare to go upstairs.
Finally, I mustered up the courage and found that there was no oil on my leather shoes, so I decided to go home and have a sleep first and come to the door to apologize tomorrow with the fullest mental state.
In fact, even if Parker mustered up the courage, no one would open the door for him because Mary Jane was not at home.
Don't get me wrong. Mary Jane didn't date a new boyfriend. She triggered the heroine's side plot. Just like the hero who jumped off a cliff and would definitely get the secret of magic skills, the heroine would definitely be kidnapped by the villain.
A year ago, Mary Jane was kidnapped by the Green Devil; some time ago, she was kidnapped by Dr. Octopus; now the situation is slightly better, and the villains who kidnapped her have become two, Sandman and Venom Eddie.
It can be seen that being a superhero girlfriend is not easy. In addition to having a good body, she also needs to have a big heart.
Otherwise, you either die at the hands of a superhero or be scared to death by the thrilling daily life.
……
On a two-story building, Deadpool Mang JīJī squatted in the bathroom, saying that it was before leaving, leaving a little memory for the world, so he snorted and huhed and became more and more active with the toilet.
Russell could hear his noise attack through several walls. In extreme speechlessness, he turned on the TV and turned on the volume to counter the mental pollution of Deadpool.
Dear viewers, welcome to watch the news in New York City. Our reporter continues to pay attention to the hostage kidnapping incident. Let us switch the camera to the scene below...
Welcome to the live broadcast of our reporter. A woman was taken hostage and held in a taxi car, hung in mid-air with an 80-storey building, as if it was a huge spider web.
All police rescue operations were stopped by the Sandman, and in addition to that, there was a strange man in black involved. At first we thought he was Spider-Man in black uniform, but now it was confirmed to be a completely different person...
Good eyesight!
Russell looked at the TV screen and nodded secretly. As expected, the reporters had unique skills.
For example, the person at the scene had a gaze that was so eagle-eyed. It was as high as 80 floors, and it could be seen that Mary Jane was a woman.
Parker was blind and treated her as the girl next door!
Wade, are you full? Come out quickly when you are full.
Ping bell pong!
It seemed as if something had fallen in the bathroom. After a while, Deadpool held straw paper in one hand and toilet brush in the other, and his pants were hanging on his ankles. He ran over in such a small way.
Russell, what's the matter?
Bang!Bang!
Without saying a word, Russell pulled out the Sand Eagle and fired twice in a row, hitting Big Wade and Little Little Wade. He immediately had a clear idea and was happy in body and mind.
After 30 seconds, Wade finished his own healing. Perhaps his brain was hit hard, so he chose to lose his memory. He didn't remember that Russell shot him and said hurriedly: What's wrong, buddy, what happened?
Russell raised his hand and pointed to the TV. On the screen, Venom arrogantly wrote a passage on the black network: Spider-Man, if you have the courage, come and stop us!
I thought something was going on. I've seen this plot. Parker was abused in one match, and then his good friend... No, his little brother Harry came and joined forces to defeat the Sandman and the crappy reporter.
Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: Trust me, Parker can handle them, that's it, I'll go back and continue to pull the stinky stinky.
Wade, have you forgotten one thing?
What?
Venom was brought from other worlds. It attached you and Parker one after another. Its strength is not a little stronger than the original work. Can Parker do it even?
Damn it!Parker will definitely be photographed...
Deadpool cursed when he heard this, raised his pants with both hands and said in a deep voice. Russell, it’s time for our X-Special Attack Team to appear!
……
So what's wrong?
Have you wiped your butt?
(One`'One) X 2
Hahaha, man, are you joking right?Who... who doesn't want to wipe his butt after going to the toilet!
Bang!
……
On the 80-storey black spider web, Mary Jane was sitting in a suspended taxi car and worried. She saw Venom's challenge book to Spider-Man, but she didn't know if Parker would come, because the two seemed to be completely finished.
At this time, the onlookers on the ground cheered and applauded, greeting the New York hero Spider-Man who was swept with spider silk. Every time Spider-Man can defeat a powerful enemy, and citizens believe that this time is no exception.
Parker swung the spider silk several times in a row, jumped into the black spider web, and looked at Mary Jane in the car with affectionate expression.
The sense of security brought by Parker made Mary Jane very moved. She wanted to get back together and become his girlfriend again, but when she thought of the powerful villain combination, she hurriedly said: Parker, this is a conspiracy, they want to kill you.
I know, I will save you...
Bang!
Venom fell from the sky and kicked Parker away with one kick. The two fought in the air. Parker was beaten to the point of being unable to find North and had no temper at all.
Hahaha, Parker, I've been waiting for you for a long time.Venom's hideous ugly face dispersed, revealing Eddie's murderous face.
After saying this, Venom attacked several times in a row, knocking Parker down from the sky and throwing it to the sand man who had been waiting for a long time.
The villain mixed doubles, Parker couldn't beat any of them, and was abused so much that he was not as good as a human.
In the original work, Parker asked his good brother Harry for help. Although the latter refused, he was so honest that he rushed over.
This time it was different. After feeling the unparalleled power bonus of Venom, Parker knew that anyone who called him would die. Even Russell, the strongest superhero he had ever seen, was still a delivery person when he came.
Parker knew very well that Venom and the Sand Man were the trouble he caused. The honest man did not want to die because he implicated others, so he chose to go to the meeting alone.
This is his mission. He will not escape, nor has he ever thought about escaping!
Perhaps because he was tired of playing, Parker's weakness and weakness gradually made the two villains lose interest in torture him. Venom trapped Parker on the steel beam in front of the live TV broadcast and punched him by the huge sand man.
Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang
Under the extremely rhythmic knock of the sand man, Parker gradually couldn't hold on, and his clenched fists loosened and he couldn't stand it.
On the ground, New York citizens felt heavy in their hearts, and some children who worship Spider-Man as their idol cried out.
The TV station couldn't bear to live broadcast such a cruel scene. The camera switched, and the host looked sad.
Incredibly, today is a sad day for New Yorkers, and we may lose our good neighbors.
Bang!!
A pumpkin bomb exploded on the sand man's face, and most of his head was engulfed by flames. Although he was the body of elementals, he couldn't help but roar.
The Green Devil's skateboard rushed over, and Harry had a cold face. He did not forgive Parker, and he had never forgiven him. After disfigurement, he hated Parker even more.
The reason I came here was not to save Parker, but to not want to see Parker being killed by others, because Spider-Man could only die at his hands.
Harry: That's right, that's it, I hate him!
In a nearby building, Deadpool listened to the cheers of the crowd, took out his ears and said disdainfully: Russell, I suspect the little green demon did it on purpose.
What's the meaning?
In fact, that guy had arrived a long time ago and had been holding back and never showed up, just to get Parker two punches.Deadpool said bitterly, and his heart was almost broken when he saw Parker beating.
Russell was silent for a moment and said slowly: Are we the same?
We are different!
Deadpool said loudly: As the strongest superhero combination, our X-special attack team should make the final appearance. This is the treatment of the strong and an honor!Do you understand the honor?
don't know!
Russell put his face on and said in a silence: Don't explain, you're just waiting for Harry to let him appear first, so as to help Parker recover his lost friendship.
Deadpool: …
Wade, it is his honor to Parker to know you!
This, this, hehe, you praise me like this... Deadpool put his feet together, pointed a finger on his chin, turned his head to look at the side, and said shyly: Just know, don't say it next time, I will be shy.
Russell subconsciously ignored Deadpool's sculptural lines and leaned over to look at the battlefield. Harry joined the battle, and with the help of various props from the Green Demon, his combat power was quite good.
Although he rarely appears, he unexpectedly has a very tacit understanding with Parker. The two teams together are not as simple as 1 plus 1 equals 2, and there are at least 25.After a pause, the two...
Beating by Venom alone!
Wade, it's time for us to play.
Deadpool was proud and he had been waiting for this day for a long time: Of course, my double swords were already hungry and thirsty. I want to have a hero coming in front of the TV camera.
How do you plan to appear? Here is a bit high!
Small scenes, I have experience in this situation, just jump down.Deadpool patted his chest, it was only 50 stories high, and he never took it seriously.
That's just your experience of jumping off the building!Russell was speechless, what kind of experience is this?
Believe me, when I was one meter away from the ground, I jumped with my left foot and my right foot, and it was fine.
……
Russell stared at Deadpool and refused to speak. The cold wind blew, and the scene was a bit awkward.
Wade, are you sure it's okay to jump right away?
Of course, we can't fly...wait, what are you going to do?
Ahahah
Russell retracted his kicked foot, and a pair of light wings spread out from behind, swept across the battlefield coldly, and swung his wings down: I haven't been showing off for a long time, I don't know if this craft is unfamiliar...
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