I love your sense of humor!
The woman raised her eyebrows slightly, reached out and took out a business card from the indescribable front of her chest, and handed it to Russell.
This is my business card. Believe me, most people are not qualified to get it... Hello, where are you looking at?If you really want to see it, just make a wish after signing the contract.
Russell withdrew his open eyes, raised his hand to take the white business card, and read out the only two words on it.
THE DEVIL！
That's right, it's the devil, but I prefer others to call me Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness.
Russell nodded: OK, Madam Satan.
It's Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness!
No problem, Ms. Satan!
OK, just be happy.
Ms. Satan rolled her eyes beautifully, gave up having a meaningless dialogue with Russell, and continued: Then what, you... Oh, Officer Russell, you are lucky and have the opportunity to trade with the devil.
It seems that it is not a good thing to trade with the devil!
Russell complained, and the person who had made a deal with Mephisto flashed in his mind, the better one went to hell, the less likely he had his wife and children, the family was broken, and then he went to hell.
This is not necessarily the case. Many people can’t find a place to trade with the devil, let alone a beautiful devil like me.
Ms. Satan took out her lipstick from her indescribable chest, drew her red lips deeply, pursed her lips slightly, and her red lips made a popping sound.
Ms. Satan, you said that many people can’t find a place if they want to trade with the devil.
Russell touched his chin, his eyes fixed on the lipstick placed in place, and thought deeply: The dressing box is very beautiful... Cough, I mean, can it be understood as, you haven't made a deal with anyone in many years.
What, how can you do it!
Satan spread his hands together, as if he heard some funny joke: In this materialistic world, desires and ambitions are infinitely amplified, will I lack customers?
Then why do you get the call impatiently?He was dressed up... and looked impatient.
Russell looked at her eyes without squinting, and said in his eyes: I'm not saying that you are not dressing well, this is indeed a devilish figure that supports you, making you move closer to the devil, but...
After all, you are Satan, the leader of hell. You signed a contract with an ordinary person and actually showed up on your own initiative, rather than handing it over to your younger brother below. This is very LOW, and it will make people think that hell is a small company or a person on the verge of bankruptcy.
……
Satan took out a red coat from behind and covered himself tightly, then hugged Russell with his arms crossed his shoulders silently.
What's wrong, Ms. Satan, is Hell Company really on the verge of bankruptcy that you can't even find an employee?
No, this is just my personal hobby, I like to do transactions.
Satan took a deep breath, pressed down on the MMP, and continued to use a cordial official expression: Before signing the agreement, you have any questions, it is best to ask in one breath, but it is prohibited to ask questions about God.
Why?
No reason!
Then I won’t ask. To be honest, I always thought you were from a company and had a very harmonious relationship.
Haha, how is that possible!
Satan smiled and didn't smile. He glanced at the living room, moved to the dining table, waved his hand to sweep away the pots and pans on the table, and took out a stack of documents from behind his butt.
This time I took it lightly and placed it on the table.
Listen, Officer Russell, you are very humorous, and it is interesting to chat with you, but I am in a hurry, and there are still hundreds of people like you waiting for me to save.
Satan raised his hand and knocked on the document: So, sign the contract quickly. After signing, I will realize your seven wishes.
Seven!so much?
Russell got up and looked up the file. The first line read his name, bracketed "The Cursed".
Very real and honest.
Thank you, these are all the virtues of the devil. If there is no doubt, please sign on the last page. I am really in a hurry.
Satan held his hands tightly in front of his chest, and his eyes flashed at Russell, as if there were little stars in his eyes.
Ms. Satan, if you are begging me, it is best not to wear a coat, the one that was just now was more sincere.
Russell sat on the chair and read the documents one by one: The first paragraph is that the devil and hell give the cursed seven wishes, and the second paragraph is that after the cursed realizes his wish, he handed over the soul to the devil at the cost... Well, this is very devil.
Thank you, sign it quickly!
No hurry, I'll take a look again. The spirit of the contract is sacred and inviolable. You must respect my rights.
Russell ignored Satan and read it word by word: Wow, the third paragraph is the transaction clause, all of which are disclaimers from the devil, which is too exaggerated.
Ah, your degree of ink is also exaggerated, making me want to kill you.
……
Three hours later, Russell closed the contract document, and he had already remembered the contents in his mind, and he could only say that he had benefited a lot.
Ms. Satan, I'll finish reading...
Russell stopped the sound in time because there was an extra bathtub in the living room. Satan was soaked in a milk bath, with a facial mask on his face, and a long white legs were placed on the edge of the bathtub.
Madam, do you need me to help you wipe your back?
Is this your wish?
Satan closed his eyes and replied lazily, his voice and tone were exactly the same as when he answered the phone.
No, I haven't signed it yet!
Why？
Satan raised his hand and pulled off the mask from his face, stood up from the bathtub with wide eyes, but there was nothing, she was wearing a swimsuit.
Swimsuits are OK too!
Russell didn't mind at all. It was better to have a beautiful woman in swimsuit than nothing.
If you don’t feel moved by the seven wishes, or do you think your soul is very important?
Satan rushed to Russell angrily: Don’t overestimate yourself. There are countless people and countless souls in this world. Everyone is equivalent. If you miss this opportunity, you will lose seven omnipotent wishes forever.
At the end of the conversation, Satan added: I stayed in this dirty, messy, smelly room, and there was a dead body downstairs for three hours. I was not to accompany you to have sex with you, sign it quickly!
Are there dead bodies downstairs?
Russell frowned slightly, temporarily pressing his heart down, and continued to appreciate Satan's swimsuit show: Sorry, this thick treaty is too beneficial to the cursed. According to the spirit of the contract, I cannot take advantage of you against my conscience.
Then please remove your eyes from my chest!
oh.
Not even on the legs!!!
I don’t want to do it either, but I’m afraid that if you don’t watch it, you will feel that you are not attractive and you will say that I am worse than beasts.Russell was in a dilemma.
God Ah!
Satan raised his hand to cover his forehead, looking defeated, raised his hand to take out the red coat from behind, put it tightly again, and said speechlessly: To be honest, this is the first time I have worn it so thick since I signed a contract with humans.
It means I have a good character.
No, it means you are thick-skinned.
Satan sighed: Let me tell you, what do you think the contract is beneficial to the cursed person?
Here, Article 3 of the Contract, Item 147, Paragraph 9, and Article 3, tells the selfless act of redemption...
Russell pushed the glasses that did not exist: It means that if I made a truly selfless move with my wish, the contract immediately expired and I still retained my soul instead of being taken away by the devil.
Satan was stunned: You...you TMD has actually finished watching it!?
It's Ah, and I've gained a lot!
Russell nodded and said: After reading it, for a second, I was tempted to sign the contract.All the first six wishes will be realized, and the seventh wish will be saved. At that time, the contract will be invalid and you will enjoy six wishes for free.
why not?
Russell sighed: No, when I think of taking advantage of you, my conscience ached faintly. You are a good devil, I can't be so shameless.
hehe!
Satan rolled his eyes several times in a row: You think too much, if you really do this, it is not a selfless act, because you have impure purposes and are selfish behavior.
So that's the case, you're indeed a good devil.
Puff!
Satan covered her chest, she was tricked and told the truth without realizing it.
What's wrong? My chest hurts. Do you want me to help you...
Shut up!
Satan was furious and slapped the contract with a slap, gritting his teeth and saying: Finally, do you sign this contract or don’t?
Before signing the contract, I would like to ask, who is better than God or you?
Nonsense, of course...
Satan raised his hand and pointed it at the sky. Halfway through his words, his fingertips poked his chest: The one above is not good, I am even more powerful.
Russell continued to ask: Then if God signs a contract with you, can you take away his soul?
Satan frowned slightly and looked at Russell alertly: What are you asking about this?
That's not possible!
Russell raised his hand and touched his chin: Can I understand that even if someone is stronger than you, you can't take away the other party's soul even if you sign a contract?
……
Satan didn't say anything, the charm on his face calmed down, and changed into a serious expression, looking at Russell for the first time.
Russell took all this in his eyes and said with deep meaning: So that's it, besides God, there are people in the world who have you helpless, Ms. Satan.
Who are you?
Satan's eyes turned blood red, and he suddenly reached forward and grabbed Russell's neck: Don't play tricks, you are not an ordinary person, tell me your identity.
I told you from the beginning...
Russell's face showed a very rich darkness, his scarlet eyes lit up, he held Satan's slender jade hand and spread it apart, grinned and said: I am the Lord of the Dark Dimension Ah!
Satan looked at the monster in front of him in shock. The rich darkness was unprecedented. Without thinking, he flashed and disappeared from the spot.
Run, where can you run?
Russell waved his hand to open the door to hell, and walked in with a dark shadow under his feet.
Two seconds later, he walked out again and put the contract in his arms.
The woman raised her eyebrows slightly, reached out and took out a business card from the indescribable front of her chest, and handed it to Russell.
This is my business card. Believe me, most people are not qualified to get it... Hello, where are you looking at?If you really want to see it, just make a wish after signing the contract.
Russell withdrew his open eyes, raised his hand to take the white business card, and read out the only two words on it.
THE DEVIL！
That's right, it's the devil, but I prefer others to call me Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness.
Russell nodded: OK, Madam Satan.
It's Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness!
No problem, Ms. Satan!
OK, just be happy.
Ms. Satan rolled her eyes beautifully, gave up having a meaningless dialogue with Russell, and continued: Then what, you... Oh, Officer Russell, you are lucky and have the opportunity to trade with the devil.
It seems that it is not a good thing to trade with the devil!
Russell complained, and the person who had made a deal with Mephisto flashed in his mind, the better one went to hell, the less likely he had his wife and children, the family was broken, and then he went to hell.
This is not necessarily the case. Many people can’t find a place to trade with the devil, let alone a beautiful devil like me.
Ms. Satan took out her lipstick from her indescribable chest, drew her red lips deeply, pursed her lips slightly, and her red lips made a popping sound.
Ms. Satan, you said that many people can’t find a place if they want to trade with the devil.
Russell touched his chin, his eyes fixed on the lipstick placed in place, and thought deeply: The dressing box is very beautiful... Cough, I mean, can it be understood as, you haven't made a deal with anyone in many years.
What, how can you do it!
Satan spread his hands together, as if he heard some funny joke: In this materialistic world, desires and ambitions are infinitely amplified, will I lack customers?
Then why do you get the call impatiently?He was dressed up... and looked impatient.
Russell looked at her eyes without squinting, and said in his eyes: I'm not saying that you are not dressing well, this is indeed a devilish figure that supports you, making you move closer to the devil, but...
After all, you are Satan, the leader of hell. You signed a contract with an ordinary person and actually showed up on your own initiative, rather than handing it over to your younger brother below. This is very LOW, and it will make people think that hell is a small company or a person on the verge of bankruptcy.
……
Satan took out a red coat from behind and covered himself tightly, then hugged Russell with his arms crossed his shoulders silently.
What's wrong, Ms. Satan, is Hell Company really on the verge of bankruptcy that you can't even find an employee?
No, this is just my personal hobby, I like to do transactions.
Satan took a deep breath, pressed down on the MMP, and continued to use a cordial official expression: Before signing the agreement, you have any questions, it is best to ask in one breath, but it is prohibited to ask questions about God.
Why?
No reason!
Then I won’t ask. To be honest, I always thought you were from a company and had a very harmonious relationship.
Haha, how is that possible!
Satan smiled and didn't smile. He glanced at the living room, moved to the dining table, waved his hand to sweep away the pots and pans on the table, and took out a stack of documents from behind his butt.
This time I took it lightly and placed it on the table.
Listen, Officer Russell, you are very humorous, and it is interesting to chat with you, but I am in a hurry, and there are still hundreds of people like you waiting for me to save.
Satan raised his hand and knocked on the document: So, sign the contract quickly. After signing, I will realize your seven wishes.
Seven!so much?
Russell got up and looked up the file. The first line read his name, bracketed "The Cursed".
Very real and honest.
Thank you, these are all the virtues of the devil. If there is no doubt, please sign on the last page. I am really in a hurry.
Satan held his hands tightly in front of his chest, and his eyes flashed at Russell, as if there were little stars in his eyes.
Ms. Satan, if you are begging me, it is best not to wear a coat, the one that was just now was more sincere.
Russell sat on the chair and read the documents one by one: The first paragraph is that the devil and hell give the cursed seven wishes, and the second paragraph is that after the cursed realizes his wish, he handed over the soul to the devil at the cost... Well, this is very devil.
Thank you, sign it quickly!
No hurry, I'll take a look again. The spirit of the contract is sacred and inviolable. You must respect my rights.
Russell ignored Satan and read it word by word: Wow, the third paragraph is the transaction clause, all of which are disclaimers from the devil, which is too exaggerated.
Ah, your degree of ink is also exaggerated, making me want to kill you.
……
Three hours later, Russell closed the contract document, and he had already remembered the contents in his mind, and he could only say that he had benefited a lot.
Ms. Satan, I'll finish reading...
Russell stopped the sound in time because there was an extra bathtub in the living room. Satan was soaked in a milk bath, with a facial mask on his face, and a long white legs were placed on the edge of the bathtub.
Madam, do you need me to help you wipe your back?
Is this your wish?
Satan closed his eyes and replied lazily, his voice and tone were exactly the same as when he answered the phone.
No, I haven't signed it yet!
Why？
Satan raised his hand and pulled off the mask from his face, stood up from the bathtub with wide eyes, but there was nothing, she was wearing a swimsuit.
Swimsuits are OK too!
Russell didn't mind at all. It was better to have a beautiful woman in swimsuit than nothing.
If you don’t feel moved by the seven wishes, or do you think your soul is very important?
Satan rushed to Russell angrily: Don’t overestimate yourself. There are countless people and countless souls in this world. Everyone is equivalent. If you miss this opportunity, you will lose seven omnipotent wishes forever.
At the end of the conversation, Satan added: I stayed in this dirty, messy, smelly room, and there was a dead body downstairs for three hours. I was not to accompany you to have sex with you, sign it quickly!
Are there dead bodies downstairs?
Russell frowned slightly, temporarily pressing his heart down, and continued to appreciate Satan's swimsuit show: Sorry, this thick treaty is too beneficial to the cursed. According to the spirit of the contract, I cannot take advantage of you against my conscience.
Then please remove your eyes from my chest!
oh.
Not even on the legs!!!
I don’t want to do it either, but I’m afraid that if you don’t watch it, you will feel that you are not attractive and you will say that I am worse than beasts.Russell was in a dilemma.
God Ah!
Satan raised his hand to cover his forehead, looking defeated, raised his hand to take out the red coat from behind, put it tightly again, and said speechlessly: To be honest, this is the first time I have worn it so thick since I signed a contract with humans.
It means I have a good character.
No, it means you are thick-skinned.
Satan sighed: Let me tell you, what do you think the contract is beneficial to the cursed person?
Here, Article 3 of the Contract, Item 147, Paragraph 9, and Article 3, tells the selfless act of redemption...
Russell pushed the glasses that did not exist: It means that if I made a truly selfless move with my wish, the contract immediately expired and I still retained my soul instead of being taken away by the devil.
Satan was stunned: You...you TMD has actually finished watching it!?
It's Ah, and I've gained a lot!
Russell nodded and said: After reading it, for a second, I was tempted to sign the contract.All the first six wishes will be realized, and the seventh wish will be saved. At that time, the contract will be invalid and you will enjoy six wishes for free.
why not?
Russell sighed: No, when I think of taking advantage of you, my conscience ached faintly. You are a good devil, I can't be so shameless.
hehe!
Satan rolled his eyes several times in a row: You think too much, if you really do this, it is not a selfless act, because you have impure purposes and are selfish behavior.
So that's the case, you're indeed a good devil.
Puff!
Satan covered her chest, she was tricked and told the truth without realizing it.
What's wrong? My chest hurts. Do you want me to help you...
Shut up!
Satan was furious and slapped the contract with a slap, gritting his teeth and saying: Finally, do you sign this contract or don’t?
Before signing the contract, I would like to ask, who is better than God or you?
Nonsense, of course...
Satan raised his hand and pointed it at the sky. Halfway through his words, his fingertips poked his chest: The one above is not good, I am even more powerful.
Russell continued to ask: Then if God signs a contract with you, can you take away his soul?
Satan frowned slightly and looked at Russell alertly: What are you asking about this?
That's not possible!
Russell raised his hand and touched his chin: Can I understand that even if someone is stronger than you, you can't take away the other party's soul even if you sign a contract?
……
Satan didn't say anything, the charm on his face calmed down, and changed into a serious expression, looking at Russell for the first time.
Russell took all this in his eyes and said with deep meaning: So that's it, besides God, there are people in the world who have you helpless, Ms. Satan.
Who are you?
Satan's eyes turned blood red, and he suddenly reached forward and grabbed Russell's neck: Don't play tricks, you are not an ordinary person, tell me your identity.
I told you from the beginning...
Russell's face showed a very rich darkness, his scarlet eyes lit up, he held Satan's slender jade hand and spread it apart, grinned and said: I am the Lord of the Dark Dimension Ah!
Satan looked at the monster in front of him in shock. The rich darkness was unprecedented. Without thinking, he flashed and disappeared from the spot.
Run, where can you run?
Russell waved his hand to open the door to hell, and walked in with a dark shadow under his feet.
Two seconds later, he walked out again and put the contract in his arms.
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