Bah, I can recognize you shameless bastard, even if you turn into ashes.
The crappy thief in the ventilation duct is nothing else. Just look at the head hood, it is Wade Wilson, who has not seen for a long time with Russell.
Maybe two steel knives were stuck, and Deadpool struggled for a long time but couldn't get it down.
Bastard Russell, you killed me...
That day you bought me the most expensive nightclub in the city, and you had to spend a whole day and a night, and then you never showed up again!
I agreed to treat you, but only paid a deposit!
I was drunk with bare ass, and when I woke up, I was stuffed into the laboratory...
Deadpool kept irritating in the ventilation duct, and from time to time mixed with swear words from Wade and Russell that Little Wade and Russell were so close that Duan Xinlan was in a bad mood.
He...he's Deadpool!?
Duan Xinlan pointed to the top of her head, then pointed to the closed laboratory: If he is Deadpool, then where is this place?Also, how could you know him?
Girl, you know too much!
Russell's eyes shone faintly, thinking about the possibility that Duan Xinlan would die from the mouth of Venom. How to make up the problem?
He took out the Shaying, shot Deadpool in the forehead, then clenched his fist and coughed lightly, explaining: To be honest, I was also confused, maybe Deadpool had recognized the wrong person.
But did he tell your name right?
Just admitting the wrong person, he said Russell was the mutant fat man.
Yeah……
Duan Xinlan shook her head and didn't believe it. She was just greedy for Russell's body, which did not mean that the IQ was directly cleared, nor would she believe whatever Russell said.
She remembered it very clearly that the two entered the world together, and Russell had almost never left under her nose.
Then the question is, how did Deadpool and Russell meet?
Judging from my tone, I seem to have known each other a bad friend who has a very good relationship.
The most important thing is, why does Deadpool appear in Venom's movie?
A series of questions flashed through Duan Xinlan's mind, and suddenly thought of a possibility, and her eyes became sharp in an instant.
You, you are not Russell, you are a replica?
Hey, this is a good reason!
Haha, since you see through it, I will no longer hide it!
Russell smiled sinisterly, and turned the spear head toward Duan Xinlan: There is no Russell in the main god space for a long time, it is just me from beginning to end.
Hello, what are you acting? Get me off quickly.
Wade finished healing himself and made a mess in the ventilation duct: Damn, little Wilson became more and more fickle, and the pipes were crawling, and suddenly they filled...
Bang!
With a gunshot, Russell looked at Duan Xinlan with a serious face again: Sorry, don’t blame me for being cruel, I only believe that dead people can keep secrets.
After nearly half a minute of silence, the atmosphere became more and more awkward. Duan Xinlan went from being fully alert to being suspicious later, and finally gave up her defense, frowned and began to think.
Running Ah, with such a big gun, you run Ah!
Uh, I think...you want to do something, it's the same whether I run or not.
Just give it a try, it doesn't cost anyway.
When it comes to this point, it is difficult to continue the lie. Russell sighed and gave Deadpool a bullet with a bang.
They are all these damn guys. They always like to run around without any trouble, otherwise how could this kind of mess today?
The appearance of Deadpool proves that the world of Venom: The Deadly Guardian is real, not created by the Lord God himself.
When Russell thought of this assumption, he felt goosebumps all over his body.
The reason is very simple. Today the Lord God can send him to Deadpool, and tomorrow he can send Chen Menghan to Artemis, Hecate, Natasha, Yelena, Jennifer, Ashley, and others.
Bah, scumbag!
As he thought about it, Russell suddenly realized that ten fingers were not enough, and couldn't help but curse in his heart.
Russell, how did you meet Deadpool?
Duan Xinlan stepped forward carefully, sniffed his nose beside Russell, raised her hand and poked it twice: Also, why do you deny knowing him? Is there anything wrong with it?
A bad thing...
Russell thought for a while and when he was with Deadpool, it seemed that he was not guilty. After all, neither of them did anything.
They were eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking, cheating, cheating, and stealing. They did all the good and bad things while they were hanging out, and they even took Peter Parker on the wrong way.
In other words, Parker has a firm will, otherwise he will become a flower spider.
There is nothing wrong with it, but... after all, the story of the Sand Sculpture Deadpool, if it is heard from him, it will damage his personal image.
Russell gave a well-founded answer, not to mention, it was quite convincing.
is that so?
Duan Xinlan was skeptical and told her intuition that Russell must have concealed something.
This is a big secret. Russell doesn't want anyone to know, maybe Chen Menghan doesn't know it.
I was a little excited to think about it. If she had taken it right and used this as a threat, maybe she could...
Hehehe...
Russell listened to the laughter and couldn't help but feel black. Somehow, he could see through Duan Xinlan's despicable and dirty thoughts at a glance.
I couldn't help but complain, that is, the main god space, otherwise Duan Xinlan would have been slaughtered by him long ago.
Click!
Russell violently pulled Deadpool off the ventilation duct, slapped him twice, and said angrily: Tell me, why are you here? Parker should be in New York.
Wait, wait a moment!
Deadpool curled up, covered her crotch with both hands, and lowered her head to arch on the ground for a long time.
Russell: …
Duan Xinlan: ...
This is how it is. I no longer love Parker. I learned that you were in San Francisco and came here to find you.
Deadpool covered her face with both hands and looked shy. Suddenly, she raised her hand and pointed at Duan Xinlan and said angrily: What's the result!You actually have a woman outside, so where is she better? Isn’t it just that her legs are a little longer and her chest has two balls of flesh?What's so great about it? She doesn't have the ball of meat I have...
Bang!
Russell blew the sand eagle and looked at Duan Xinlan with no expression on his face: Look, this is why I don’t want to admit it.
Basically I understand.
Duan Xinlan's mouth twitched and she turned to say: But he has a good vision, we are quite suitable, why don't you think about it again.
I don’t think about it anymore, my body is weak and I can’t stand the hard work.
Russell replied angrily, and a holy light shot it, and accelerated Deadpool to heal himself. He continued: Don’t talk nonsense to me, to be honest, are you here for Venom?
On the one hand, it is...
Deadpool scratched his head and was about to say something earthy love when suddenly a golden light flashed in front of him. He saw the gold bar shaking in Russell's hand, and immediately said seriously: It's you, I understand me!
After getting the gold bar, Deadpool immediately turned on the truth mode: OK, I have to admit that I came to this world for Peter.
Come to this world, what does it mean? Can you travel through time?
Duan Xinlan spoke out in surprise and suddenly remembered the setting that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, and was even more surprised.
Man, your girlfriend looks a little...
Deadpool raised his hand and pointed it on his head: You know, that's what it means.
No, she is not my girlfriend, to be precise...well, she is my girlfriend's friend.
Is there such a good thing?
Deadpool widened her eyes when she heard this: Damn, why don’t I have such a girlfriend’s friend? If my girlfriend’s friend saw me, she would be with her mother in heat…
Bang!
Deadpool woke up from severe cheek pain. After harvesting the second gold bar, he no longer had any nonsense and complained: Peter's family in this world is perfect except for his dead uncle; his marriage is happy, except for his wife being Mary Jane, everything else is perfect.
so?
So he refused to join my team and wanted to beat me.You know, I'm completely reluctant to act against him... Wait a minute, I'll keep this sentence for the time being...
Click!
That's right, I'm here to find Venom!
With the gun on his forehead, Deadpool decisively followed his heart and stopped his pornographic jokes: Man, it’s different now!With you here, Venom is a big deal, it is a spare tire.
You mean, I'm preparing...
Ahem!
When Russell heard Duan Xinlan's coughing reminder, he was immediately furious. The damn Deadpool actually designed him with a language trap.
Calm down, Russell, there is too much brain matter on the ground. If you keep shooting like this, the only one who is unlucky will be the cleaning staff in the laboratory.
After a while, Deadpool made sure to shut up and stop talking nonsense when looking at the gold bar.
At the same time, the two reached an agreement that Deadpool would never mention the past of the two.
Oh, it seems that I'm late, one of the three symbiosis has died, this ball of yellow... I remember it is called 'Swallowing' in the comics.
Deadpool shook his head: But the guy from Pity, the Venom family finally moved it to the big screen, but it disappeared as soon as it showed up.
Duan Xinlan's scalp was numb when she heard it next to her. The characters in the plot always felt uncomfortable when they talked about the plot.
There is another guy who, based on my years of experience reading comics, must be a "skin whip". This guy has good abilities and can create many small tentacles, hehehe...
Deadpool said as he started rubbing his hands with flies: Although it has great abilities, Deadpool still loves Venom. There is no way, who made Venom the father!
In the closed laboratory, there were two experimental subjects, both homeless people caught by the Life Foundation from the roadside, and they boarded venom and whip respectively.
Deadpool ignored the whip, slashed the glass door with two swords, and rushed towards the host of Venom.
Little Venom, Deadpool is here... Oh, ah, don’t run away!
The moment Deadpool broke into the door, venom rushed out of the homeless man's body, and a ball of sticky liquid moved around to avoid Deadpool's various flying pounces.
He is reluctant, has a very strong personality, and has the attitude of not following his death.
The picture was too terrible. Russell covered his face and didn't want to see it. Duan Xinlan next to him was almost the same.
Just then, the sound of pushing the door came outside the laboratory, and two sneaky footsteps approached carefully.
On the ground, Venom was slightly stunned and ran towards the visitor.
The crappy thief in the ventilation duct is nothing else. Just look at the head hood, it is Wade Wilson, who has not seen for a long time with Russell.
Maybe two steel knives were stuck, and Deadpool struggled for a long time but couldn't get it down.
Bastard Russell, you killed me...
That day you bought me the most expensive nightclub in the city, and you had to spend a whole day and a night, and then you never showed up again!
I agreed to treat you, but only paid a deposit!
I was drunk with bare ass, and when I woke up, I was stuffed into the laboratory...
Deadpool kept irritating in the ventilation duct, and from time to time mixed with swear words from Wade and Russell that Little Wade and Russell were so close that Duan Xinlan was in a bad mood.
He...he's Deadpool!?
Duan Xinlan pointed to the top of her head, then pointed to the closed laboratory: If he is Deadpool, then where is this place?Also, how could you know him?
Girl, you know too much!
Russell's eyes shone faintly, thinking about the possibility that Duan Xinlan would die from the mouth of Venom. How to make up the problem?
He took out the Shaying, shot Deadpool in the forehead, then clenched his fist and coughed lightly, explaining: To be honest, I was also confused, maybe Deadpool had recognized the wrong person.
But did he tell your name right?
Just admitting the wrong person, he said Russell was the mutant fat man.
Yeah……
Duan Xinlan shook her head and didn't believe it. She was just greedy for Russell's body, which did not mean that the IQ was directly cleared, nor would she believe whatever Russell said.
She remembered it very clearly that the two entered the world together, and Russell had almost never left under her nose.
Then the question is, how did Deadpool and Russell meet?
Judging from my tone, I seem to have known each other a bad friend who has a very good relationship.
The most important thing is, why does Deadpool appear in Venom's movie?
A series of questions flashed through Duan Xinlan's mind, and suddenly thought of a possibility, and her eyes became sharp in an instant.
You, you are not Russell, you are a replica?
Hey, this is a good reason!
Haha, since you see through it, I will no longer hide it!
Russell smiled sinisterly, and turned the spear head toward Duan Xinlan: There is no Russell in the main god space for a long time, it is just me from beginning to end.
Hello, what are you acting? Get me off quickly.
Wade finished healing himself and made a mess in the ventilation duct: Damn, little Wilson became more and more fickle, and the pipes were crawling, and suddenly they filled...
Bang!
With a gunshot, Russell looked at Duan Xinlan with a serious face again: Sorry, don’t blame me for being cruel, I only believe that dead people can keep secrets.
After nearly half a minute of silence, the atmosphere became more and more awkward. Duan Xinlan went from being fully alert to being suspicious later, and finally gave up her defense, frowned and began to think.
Running Ah, with such a big gun, you run Ah!
Uh, I think...you want to do something, it's the same whether I run or not.
Just give it a try, it doesn't cost anyway.
When it comes to this point, it is difficult to continue the lie. Russell sighed and gave Deadpool a bullet with a bang.
They are all these damn guys. They always like to run around without any trouble, otherwise how could this kind of mess today?
The appearance of Deadpool proves that the world of Venom: The Deadly Guardian is real, not created by the Lord God himself.
When Russell thought of this assumption, he felt goosebumps all over his body.
The reason is very simple. Today the Lord God can send him to Deadpool, and tomorrow he can send Chen Menghan to Artemis, Hecate, Natasha, Yelena, Jennifer, Ashley, and others.
Bah, scumbag!
As he thought about it, Russell suddenly realized that ten fingers were not enough, and couldn't help but curse in his heart.
Russell, how did you meet Deadpool?
Duan Xinlan stepped forward carefully, sniffed his nose beside Russell, raised her hand and poked it twice: Also, why do you deny knowing him? Is there anything wrong with it?
A bad thing...
Russell thought for a while and when he was with Deadpool, it seemed that he was not guilty. After all, neither of them did anything.
They were eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking, cheating, cheating, and stealing. They did all the good and bad things while they were hanging out, and they even took Peter Parker on the wrong way.
In other words, Parker has a firm will, otherwise he will become a flower spider.
There is nothing wrong with it, but... after all, the story of the Sand Sculpture Deadpool, if it is heard from him, it will damage his personal image.
Russell gave a well-founded answer, not to mention, it was quite convincing.
is that so?
Duan Xinlan was skeptical and told her intuition that Russell must have concealed something.
This is a big secret. Russell doesn't want anyone to know, maybe Chen Menghan doesn't know it.
I was a little excited to think about it. If she had taken it right and used this as a threat, maybe she could...
Hehehe...
Russell listened to the laughter and couldn't help but feel black. Somehow, he could see through Duan Xinlan's despicable and dirty thoughts at a glance.
I couldn't help but complain, that is, the main god space, otherwise Duan Xinlan would have been slaughtered by him long ago.
Click!
Russell violently pulled Deadpool off the ventilation duct, slapped him twice, and said angrily: Tell me, why are you here? Parker should be in New York.
Wait, wait a moment!
Deadpool curled up, covered her crotch with both hands, and lowered her head to arch on the ground for a long time.
Russell: …
Duan Xinlan: ...
This is how it is. I no longer love Parker. I learned that you were in San Francisco and came here to find you.
Deadpool covered her face with both hands and looked shy. Suddenly, she raised her hand and pointed at Duan Xinlan and said angrily: What's the result!You actually have a woman outside, so where is she better? Isn’t it just that her legs are a little longer and her chest has two balls of flesh?What's so great about it? She doesn't have the ball of meat I have...
Bang!
Russell blew the sand eagle and looked at Duan Xinlan with no expression on his face: Look, this is why I don’t want to admit it.
Basically I understand.
Duan Xinlan's mouth twitched and she turned to say: But he has a good vision, we are quite suitable, why don't you think about it again.
I don’t think about it anymore, my body is weak and I can’t stand the hard work.
Russell replied angrily, and a holy light shot it, and accelerated Deadpool to heal himself. He continued: Don’t talk nonsense to me, to be honest, are you here for Venom?
On the one hand, it is...
Deadpool scratched his head and was about to say something earthy love when suddenly a golden light flashed in front of him. He saw the gold bar shaking in Russell's hand, and immediately said seriously: It's you, I understand me!
After getting the gold bar, Deadpool immediately turned on the truth mode: OK, I have to admit that I came to this world for Peter.
Come to this world, what does it mean? Can you travel through time?
Duan Xinlan spoke out in surprise and suddenly remembered the setting that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, and was even more surprised.
Man, your girlfriend looks a little...
Deadpool raised his hand and pointed it on his head: You know, that's what it means.
No, she is not my girlfriend, to be precise...well, she is my girlfriend's friend.
Is there such a good thing?
Deadpool widened her eyes when she heard this: Damn, why don’t I have such a girlfriend’s friend? If my girlfriend’s friend saw me, she would be with her mother in heat…
Bang!
Deadpool woke up from severe cheek pain. After harvesting the second gold bar, he no longer had any nonsense and complained: Peter's family in this world is perfect except for his dead uncle; his marriage is happy, except for his wife being Mary Jane, everything else is perfect.
so?
So he refused to join my team and wanted to beat me.You know, I'm completely reluctant to act against him... Wait a minute, I'll keep this sentence for the time being...
Click!
That's right, I'm here to find Venom!
With the gun on his forehead, Deadpool decisively followed his heart and stopped his pornographic jokes: Man, it’s different now!With you here, Venom is a big deal, it is a spare tire.
You mean, I'm preparing...
Ahem!
When Russell heard Duan Xinlan's coughing reminder, he was immediately furious. The damn Deadpool actually designed him with a language trap.
Calm down, Russell, there is too much brain matter on the ground. If you keep shooting like this, the only one who is unlucky will be the cleaning staff in the laboratory.
After a while, Deadpool made sure to shut up and stop talking nonsense when looking at the gold bar.
At the same time, the two reached an agreement that Deadpool would never mention the past of the two.
Oh, it seems that I'm late, one of the three symbiosis has died, this ball of yellow... I remember it is called 'Swallowing' in the comics.
Deadpool shook his head: But the guy from Pity, the Venom family finally moved it to the big screen, but it disappeared as soon as it showed up.
Duan Xinlan's scalp was numb when she heard it next to her. The characters in the plot always felt uncomfortable when they talked about the plot.
There is another guy who, based on my years of experience reading comics, must be a "skin whip". This guy has good abilities and can create many small tentacles, hehehe...
Deadpool said as he started rubbing his hands with flies: Although it has great abilities, Deadpool still loves Venom. There is no way, who made Venom the father!
In the closed laboratory, there were two experimental subjects, both homeless people caught by the Life Foundation from the roadside, and they boarded venom and whip respectively.
Deadpool ignored the whip, slashed the glass door with two swords, and rushed towards the host of Venom.
Little Venom, Deadpool is here... Oh, ah, don’t run away!
The moment Deadpool broke into the door, venom rushed out of the homeless man's body, and a ball of sticky liquid moved around to avoid Deadpool's various flying pounces.
He is reluctant, has a very strong personality, and has the attitude of not following his death.
The picture was too terrible. Russell covered his face and didn't want to see it. Duan Xinlan next to him was almost the same.
Just then, the sound of pushing the door came outside the laboratory, and two sneaky footsteps approached carefully.
On the ground, Venom was slightly stunned and ran towards the visitor.