The towering buildings are towering and the traffic is full of traffic. This is the brightly lit New York City never sleeps.
At night, the neon lights are trance and the lights are dazzling. The crowds are bustling, and the tide is diversion in the streets and alleys. The prosperity is weaving into colorful colors, attracting batches of dream-chasing people.
But behind this glitz, there are more dirt hidden in the streets and alleys, and people ignore the street lights in some places.
Russell leaned against the entrance of the alley, lit a cigarette, frowned and pondered about this world mission.
Only with pressure can you be motivated. Because of Domaum, he urgently needs a character card with great combat power, or a skill card or item card with extraordinary abilities.
At first, Russell was disappointed when he discovered that it was Spider-Man's world. None of them could be played in the trilogy, and there was not enough Mamsay's gap between his teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool gave him hope.
Shuttle through other worlds at will, as long as Russell is forced to not complete the task and walks a few more worlds with Deadpool, there will always be one or two chances to meet a powerful person.
The idea is good, but there is a very fatal problem. Deadpool is not reliable. It is impossible to be honest and obedient.
Hi man, I've been waiting for you for a long time.You know, with my ability, it cannot be less than half an hour.Deadpool walked out of the alley, tidied up her new clothes and put on her hat.
It is a bad habit to not cover your clothes, so he borrowed a set of horse boots, trousers, leather jackets, and a cowboy hat from several people in society. It looks very similar to a wilderness prostitute... a wardrobe.
Let's go, let's go back first.
Russell took out Deadpool's equipment from the space ring, double swords, double guns, and venom wrapped in water poles, and threw them into the other party's arms.
Deadpool held his equipment and faced Russell, keeping his pace backwards: Although I care more about 10W US dollars, since we have reached an employment relationship, should you say your name?
My name is Russell, it's...
Hurry!
The swords, guns and water balls fell to the ground, and Deadpool covered his face with his hands, and could not believe it: My God Ah!You are Russell, you are Russell!Man, oh, no, it's Fire Fist, have you grown up so old?
Wait, it's not right!The actor of Fire Fist is New Zealander, and you are Asian.
I'm not that fat guy.Russell rolled his eyes, stepped on the water ball on the ground, and Venom got a round house, trying to roll and escape failed.
I thought the topic would end after clarification, but Russell underestimated Deadpool's neuroticism. He jumped up on the spot, turned around three times after landing, reached out to put his hand on the wall and began to shape.
I understand, your name is Russell, and you must be the director of the Avengers!
Russell: …
Mr. Director, do you think I can enter the Avengers?
Deadpool raised his hand and stroked the brim of the cowboy hat. He felt something was missing. He took half of the cigarette butt from Russell, took a hard breath, and spit out the smoke ring and said deeply: I heard that Robert Downey Jr. is dead. The Avengers need a new C-star boss to save them. For example, Deadpool's first film invested 58 million US dollars, and the global crazy box office is close to 800 million US dollars. You deserve it.
Russell: …
Deadpool sighed and said: Unfortunately, Scarlett Johnson is dead, we were once so in love, but we were unable to join forces again on the big screen.Director, you will resurrect her, right?
Russell: …
Deadpool picked up his cigarette butt and twisted it on the wall, and came to Russell with a whoosh and whispered: Director, I understand the rules, you can rest assured that my salary is super cheap.And I am my agent myself, so it’s okay to sign a contract for 10 movies right away. Well, 20 movies can be negotiated.
There are too many elements, and Russell didn't know where to spit it out, so he pushed away the arm that Deadpool had placed on his shoulder: No, you are so ugly!
What！？
Deadpool was furious, grabbed Russell's arm, and kept chattering: Director, I thought you were a person who focused on connotation, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial.
Sorry, it’s not me who is superficial, but the audience.I am a commercial filmmaker. To put it bluntly, commercial films are to make money, which means to make the audience happy, so I will shoot whatever they want to watch.
That's right, fans like me, and I'm very profitable.
That's because they have never seen such a cheap person on the big screen. When they get used to it, you will have no market.
Impossible, I will always be cheaper than they thought!
……
In fact, what Russell wants to complain more is that Deadpool is so ugly that he can travel through time.
It’s not aimless, but the reality is really cruel.
Nowadays, time travelers must be handsome men and beautiful women. Even if they are ugly in their previous life, they must be beautiful after traveling. Otherwise, the audience or readers will not feel immersive. After all, no one looks bad in life.
……
The whispered along the way, Deadpool's mouth never stopped. Russell could no longer bear it and called a taxi for a taxi, but it was useless.
The driver refused to take the car halfway. If Deadpool didn't get out of the car, he would rather die than touch the steering wheel.
After finally returning home, Russell finally understood why Deadpool saved the world many times, but other heroes still didn't like him.
Reference to the theory of relativity, being with Deadpool, one day equals one year, is a kind of mental torture.
This is $100,000, so I won’t sign the contract. Anyway, it’s useless to sign it. After the matter is done, I will give you $100,000.Russell ordered ten stacks of bills from the back of the bedside table and slapped Deadpool in the face.
The latter picked up the banknotes and his face was gloomy. It was not because Russell trampled on his self-esteem, but because he saw that there were still a lot of banknotes behind the bedside table and felt that his business was losing money.
Man…No, boss, you might have misunderstood something.Deadpool put the money in his pocket and said shamelessly: What I said is that the money you give can only be used to travel through time once in a world of 100,000 US dollars.
$100,000 at a time?Russell frowned and looked at Deadpool, his eyes flashing.
Deadpool tightened the banknotes in his arms: Boss, if you are not satisfied with the price, you can apply for an annual membership and enjoy the second half-price service for traveling through time.
There is no need to apply for an annual membership fee, there is no problem with $100,000 at a time. The promise just now remains unchanged. I will still add $100,000 after the matter is completed.Russell's lips curled up slightly. Deadpool was unreliable, but money could make him reliable.
Deadpool was overjoyed when she heard this: God Ah, you look so handsome when you spend money. I feel excited when you see it. The silhouette on the side has increased by 20 cm!
Russell smiled, raised his hand and picked up the lighter, lit a stack of American knives, and then lit the cigarette with it: Wilson, if...
Deadpool raised his chest and raised his head, holding his head attentively: Boss, just call me Wade.
Wade, if you can sew your mouth, you can get $200,000 at a time, and I’m not short of money, boss!
Well……
Deadpool bit her nails and fell into a tangle. After a while, she made up her mind to speak: Boss, I know you are rich, but I prefer to do a $100,000 business.
After saying this, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two tears slid down his concave face.
He regretted it. He finally met a Kaizi, but he shouldn't have insisted on it at the beginning. It would be great if he would pay back the price!
This situation is like the Middle East tyrants imported daily necessities from a certain country, and a country reported a price that they thought was crazy. However, the Middle East tyrants agreed without thinking.
A certain country felt that the report was low, so it hurriedly added a 'a-basket', which made the Middle East rich man look dull. Don't they use US dollars to pay for their import and export business?
In addition to being sad, Deadpool turned on the TV, preparing to look for the unlucky guy in the news, and use other people's pain to soothe his injured little heart.
Wade, the account has been settled. When will we set out for the next world?Russell stacked stacks of US knives and put them in the space ring. He thought it was useless waste paper, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
At any time...
Deadpool said suddenly and stopped because the TV news was urgently interjected. In the picture, Doctor Octopus vs. Spider-Man, and the most Final chapter Dr. Fish used the hostage and successfully escaped.
After reading the news, Deadpool looked serious: Boss, I have a dream.
Russell: …
At night, the neon lights are trance and the lights are dazzling. The crowds are bustling, and the tide is diversion in the streets and alleys. The prosperity is weaving into colorful colors, attracting batches of dream-chasing people.
But behind this glitz, there are more dirt hidden in the streets and alleys, and people ignore the street lights in some places.
Russell leaned against the entrance of the alley, lit a cigarette, frowned and pondered about this world mission.
Only with pressure can you be motivated. Because of Domaum, he urgently needs a character card with great combat power, or a skill card or item card with extraordinary abilities.
At first, Russell was disappointed when he discovered that it was Spider-Man's world. None of them could be played in the trilogy, and there was not enough Mamsay's gap between his teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool gave him hope.
Shuttle through other worlds at will, as long as Russell is forced to not complete the task and walks a few more worlds with Deadpool, there will always be one or two chances to meet a powerful person.
The idea is good, but there is a very fatal problem. Deadpool is not reliable. It is impossible to be honest and obedient.
Hi man, I've been waiting for you for a long time.You know, with my ability, it cannot be less than half an hour.Deadpool walked out of the alley, tidied up her new clothes and put on her hat.
It is a bad habit to not cover your clothes, so he borrowed a set of horse boots, trousers, leather jackets, and a cowboy hat from several people in society. It looks very similar to a wilderness prostitute... a wardrobe.
Let's go, let's go back first.
Russell took out Deadpool's equipment from the space ring, double swords, double guns, and venom wrapped in water poles, and threw them into the other party's arms.
Deadpool held his equipment and faced Russell, keeping his pace backwards: Although I care more about 10W US dollars, since we have reached an employment relationship, should you say your name?
My name is Russell, it's...
Hurry!
The swords, guns and water balls fell to the ground, and Deadpool covered his face with his hands, and could not believe it: My God Ah!You are Russell, you are Russell!Man, oh, no, it's Fire Fist, have you grown up so old?
Wait, it's not right!The actor of Fire Fist is New Zealander, and you are Asian.
I'm not that fat guy.Russell rolled his eyes, stepped on the water ball on the ground, and Venom got a round house, trying to roll and escape failed.
I thought the topic would end after clarification, but Russell underestimated Deadpool's neuroticism. He jumped up on the spot, turned around three times after landing, reached out to put his hand on the wall and began to shape.
I understand, your name is Russell, and you must be the director of the Avengers!
Russell: …
Mr. Director, do you think I can enter the Avengers?
Deadpool raised his hand and stroked the brim of the cowboy hat. He felt something was missing. He took half of the cigarette butt from Russell, took a hard breath, and spit out the smoke ring and said deeply: I heard that Robert Downey Jr. is dead. The Avengers need a new C-star boss to save them. For example, Deadpool's first film invested 58 million US dollars, and the global crazy box office is close to 800 million US dollars. You deserve it.
Russell: …
Deadpool sighed and said: Unfortunately, Scarlett Johnson is dead, we were once so in love, but we were unable to join forces again on the big screen.Director, you will resurrect her, right?
Russell: …
Deadpool picked up his cigarette butt and twisted it on the wall, and came to Russell with a whoosh and whispered: Director, I understand the rules, you can rest assured that my salary is super cheap.And I am my agent myself, so it’s okay to sign a contract for 10 movies right away. Well, 20 movies can be negotiated.
There are too many elements, and Russell didn't know where to spit it out, so he pushed away the arm that Deadpool had placed on his shoulder: No, you are so ugly!
What！？
Deadpool was furious, grabbed Russell's arm, and kept chattering: Director, I thought you were a person who focused on connotation, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial.
Sorry, it’s not me who is superficial, but the audience.I am a commercial filmmaker. To put it bluntly, commercial films are to make money, which means to make the audience happy, so I will shoot whatever they want to watch.
That's right, fans like me, and I'm very profitable.
That's because they have never seen such a cheap person on the big screen. When they get used to it, you will have no market.
Impossible, I will always be cheaper than they thought!
……
In fact, what Russell wants to complain more is that Deadpool is so ugly that he can travel through time.
It’s not aimless, but the reality is really cruel.
Nowadays, time travelers must be handsome men and beautiful women. Even if they are ugly in their previous life, they must be beautiful after traveling. Otherwise, the audience or readers will not feel immersive. After all, no one looks bad in life.
……
The whispered along the way, Deadpool's mouth never stopped. Russell could no longer bear it and called a taxi for a taxi, but it was useless.
The driver refused to take the car halfway. If Deadpool didn't get out of the car, he would rather die than touch the steering wheel.
After finally returning home, Russell finally understood why Deadpool saved the world many times, but other heroes still didn't like him.
Reference to the theory of relativity, being with Deadpool, one day equals one year, is a kind of mental torture.
This is $100,000, so I won’t sign the contract. Anyway, it’s useless to sign it. After the matter is done, I will give you $100,000.Russell ordered ten stacks of bills from the back of the bedside table and slapped Deadpool in the face.
The latter picked up the banknotes and his face was gloomy. It was not because Russell trampled on his self-esteem, but because he saw that there were still a lot of banknotes behind the bedside table and felt that his business was losing money.
Man…No, boss, you might have misunderstood something.Deadpool put the money in his pocket and said shamelessly: What I said is that the money you give can only be used to travel through time once in a world of 100,000 US dollars.
$100,000 at a time?Russell frowned and looked at Deadpool, his eyes flashing.
Deadpool tightened the banknotes in his arms: Boss, if you are not satisfied with the price, you can apply for an annual membership and enjoy the second half-price service for traveling through time.
There is no need to apply for an annual membership fee, there is no problem with $100,000 at a time. The promise just now remains unchanged. I will still add $100,000 after the matter is completed.Russell's lips curled up slightly. Deadpool was unreliable, but money could make him reliable.
Deadpool was overjoyed when she heard this: God Ah, you look so handsome when you spend money. I feel excited when you see it. The silhouette on the side has increased by 20 cm!
Russell smiled, raised his hand and picked up the lighter, lit a stack of American knives, and then lit the cigarette with it: Wilson, if...
Deadpool raised his chest and raised his head, holding his head attentively: Boss, just call me Wade.
Wade, if you can sew your mouth, you can get $200,000 at a time, and I’m not short of money, boss!
Well……
Deadpool bit her nails and fell into a tangle. After a while, she made up her mind to speak: Boss, I know you are rich, but I prefer to do a $100,000 business.
After saying this, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two tears slid down his concave face.
He regretted it. He finally met a Kaizi, but he shouldn't have insisted on it at the beginning. It would be great if he would pay back the price!
This situation is like the Middle East tyrants imported daily necessities from a certain country, and a country reported a price that they thought was crazy. However, the Middle East tyrants agreed without thinking.
A certain country felt that the report was low, so it hurriedly added a 'a-basket', which made the Middle East rich man look dull. Don't they use US dollars to pay for their import and export business?
In addition to being sad, Deadpool turned on the TV, preparing to look for the unlucky guy in the news, and use other people's pain to soothe his injured little heart.
Wade, the account has been settled. When will we set out for the next world?Russell stacked stacks of US knives and put them in the space ring. He thought it was useless waste paper, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
At any time...
Deadpool said suddenly and stopped because the TV news was urgently interjected. In the picture, Doctor Octopus vs. Spider-Man, and the most Final chapter Dr. Fish used the hostage and successfully escaped.
After reading the news, Deadpool looked serious: Boss, I have a dream.
Russell: …
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