Mama Rong is an old lady in the palace. Since the empress was born, she was the empress's wet nurse. When the empress married into the palace, Mama Rong became the empress's personal slave and confidant. For her, Lady Buddha and other gods are familiar with her. To a large extent, Mama Rong is the spokesperson of the empress. Seeing that she suddenly did not follow the empress, no wonder that Mama Lao Fu asked this question.
In fact, the Empress and the Princess who were sitting were also secretly wondering, thinking about why the Queen didn't bring Mama Rong to come, but she didn't ask much. Unexpectedly, the Lord Lafayette asked.
Hearing the question of Lord Lady, everyone looked at the queen. The latter forced a smile on his serious face, and his expression was a little unnatural. He paused and replied, "Go back to Lord Lady Rong, Mama Rong felt uncomfortable when she came in. She coughed violently just now. I was afraid that she would infect Lord Lady and all the sisters, so I asked her to go to bed earlier."
But she was saying in her heart, Mama Rong was not sick, it was just very strange. She was obviously very strong, but she fell asleep today and couldn't wake up no matter how she called her.
Oh, Mama Rong has worked hard to take care of you for the rest of the world. She is a role model for the servants. Since she is sick, the Ai family will go to see her later. The old Buddha smiled at the queen.
After hearing the Lord Lady, everyone present was stunned, except Ertai. No one expected that Lord Lady, who was the empress dowager of a country, would actually ask to see a servant.
The things contained in this are probably not as simple as the Lord of the Lady Buddha making a show and showing that he cared for his servants. I am afraid he is showing his attention to the queen and giving everyone a signal. The Queen is still the one whom the Lady Buddha believes most. Even a nanny next to her, Lord of the Lady Buddha showed extraordinary concern. Don’t keep it aside and consciously obey the Queen’s arrangements!
This is the thought of the empresses. Although she was a little jealous of the Empress, she openly opened her eyes for her and tried her best to protect her, her face was filled with a slightly flattering smile, and she said, "You are caring for your servants," Mr. Lady, you are the role model for your concubines.
As the person involved, the queen was surprised and full of pride. She proudly raised her chest and glanced at everyone with a condescending attitude.
However, when she glanced at Ertai at the corner of her eyes, her smug expression suddenly stopped. She clearly saw a faint sarcasm on Ertai's face, mixed with a trace of evil smile she had seen twice.
What does Ertai mean? Why did he smile at himself again?
The queen was pounding in her heart. Judging from the two times she fought with Ertai, as long as Ertai smiled evilly at her, something big must have happened.
However, no matter how the queen thinks about it, she would never have thought that this time it happened to her most trusted confidant, Rong Mama, whom she trusts most, would have never thought that this time would happen to her most trusted confidant.
Ertai knew why Mama Rong was not present. If he hadn't asked Qiulan to secretly put in the excessive amount of "sleeping pills" in the dishes Rong Mama was eating, how could Mama Rong not come?
A good show will happen soon. Ertai thought this in his heart, and then he naturally smiled a little evilly
Soon the topic of Mama Rong came to an end. Lady Lafite and the empresses, brothers, and brothers happily drank, eat and chatted. Gradually, the atmosphere of the banquet became warm. Although due to Lady Lafite's majesty, everyone was not very relaxed, but they had long since lost the restraint they had just begun.
Seeing that the few people were talking about it, no one noticed Ertai, Ertai secretly blinked at Lord Lafayette and Concubine Yu. However, after all, one of them was Lord Lafayette and the other was the Imperial Concubine. Although they both went to Ertai's bed, they still had to pay attention to their demeanor in public. They turned their heads slightly unnaturally and did not look at Ertai's annoying gaze.
Ertai didn't care, he smiled, and then began to eat dishes desperately, picking up the dishes on the left, and picking up the dishes on the right, because everyone was sitting around a round table, with a large number of people, and the space seemed relatively compact. As soon as Ertai slaps, his arms would inevitably touch the jade arms of Concubine Ling and Qing'er. Sometimes, he could even gently pass through the soft and tall two people.
He was very busy! He was so happy!
Because it was a family dinner, after drinking some wine, the atmosphere gradually became relaxed. The empresses talked about national affairs and some topics in the harem, while the princesses and princesses were centered on Ertai, the minister, and asked questions. Especially Ertai was a modern person, and there were many novel things in their memory that ancient people did not know about.
Ertai, tell me quickly, what is the answer to the mystery? Don’t swell your appetite like this, okay?
It was Qing'er who said this, her voice was sweet and sweet, which made Ertai's heart so sweet that it was so sweet that it was drunk.
At this time, Qing'er's pretty pink face was covered with red clouds due to alcohol. She looked so beautiful. Her hands were wrapped around Ertai's arm, shaking repeatedly, and let Ertai tell her the answer in a coquettish way.
As she moved, her breasts on her chest were leaping and grinding on Ertai's elbow, making Ertai feel tingling and itchy. She really wished she could hold Qing'er in her arms and squeeze her breasts well.
However, when everyone was present, Ertai could not be too arrogant. He reluctantly moved his eyes away from Qing'er's breasts, but saw another exquisite face.
The owner of this beautiful, inconspicuous face was Princess Ling's eldest daughter, Princess Jiu. She looked at Ertai with anticipation. Her big watery eyes were full of admiration.
You really want to know Ah? Ertai pretended to be mysterious and asked Xiang Qing'er and Jiu Gege
Think Ah, Oh, say it quickly, forget it, Qing'er shook Ertai's arm in a coquettish way, her beautiful big eyes blinked, as if she was throwing her eyes
It's Ah, Brother Ertai, please tell me quickly, I want to know the answer
The nine princess also put her body over and put her tender little hands on Ertai's arm, shaking it like Qing'er, but because she was weak, she seemed to be stroking Ertai.
Please, Brother Ertai, good brother, please tell me quickly. The nine princess pouted her bright red mouth and said, especially the words 'Good brother', how could he hear what a woman who had sex with Ertai said when she moaned? Ertai's place is really hard
OK, I told you the answer to the riddle, don't be inferior, actually the answer is really simple. Ertai said with a smile
It turns out that the riddle he guessed for Qing'er and Jiu Gege was just a very simple joke in his previous life. As a modern person, as long as he is not too stupid, he can guess almost anything.
The riddle is: Who is Mi's mother? Who is Mi's father? Who is Mi's grandmother? Who is Mi's grandfather? Who is Mi's husband?
However, for simple ancient people, this kind of riddle is really their fatal point. Seeing Qing'er and Jiu Ge Ge'er anxious, Ertai was very proud in his heart. He thought to himself that Qing'er was smart and proficient in poetry, songs and essays. Isn't it that my simple riddle is stumped by my simple riddle?
Ertai said proudly, shaking his head, Mi's mother is Hua, Mi's father is Butterfly, Mi's grandmother is Miaobi, Mi's grandfather is Pop Mi, Mi's husband is a mouse at that time
Ah? After hearing Ertai's answer, Qing'er and Jiu Gege suddenly widened their eyes, their heads were covered with little stars, dizzy, looking at Ertai with a blank look on their faces, looking forward to his explanation
Ertai smiled more and more proudly and explained, "You think Ah, peanuts, Mi's mother is a flower, right?" Butterfly loves flowers, Mi's father is naturally a butterfly, right? Wonderful brushes, then Mi's grandmother is a wonderful brush? Popcorn, you have to separate them, "hugg" Mi and "hugg" flowers, isn't Mi's grandfather the popcorn? And Mi's husband is better explained, Mouse loves rice, hahahaha
Ah? After listening to Ertai's explanation, Qing'er and Jiu Ge'er opened their mouths wider because of surprise. They could almost stuff two eggs into it. The two looked at Ertai exaggeratedly, their faces full of depression
Alas, I'm so stupid. Why didn't I think of such a simple answer?
The nine princess pouted her red lips depressedly, raised her hand and gently patted her head, secretly blaming herself for being too stupid
Qing'er looked at Ertai with a bright look, with a layer of admiration in her eyes, and even a faint admiration. A few days ago, Ertai told her about the zodiac signs, which was a field she had never been exposed to. Although she didn't say anything on her face, she was secretly sighing that Ertai had heard about strong news.
She once secretly fantasized on countless beautiful nights that a prince charming, both civil and military, could hold her hand, enter the mysterious, happy bridal chamber, take care of her husband and children, and live a carefree life like a couple with a sword and a couple.
Isn't Ertai the prince charming he wants to be both civil and military? Qing'er's heart is moving like a deer bumping around. When she looked at Ertai again, a layer of shy color appeared on her face.
Qing'er's change did not escape Ertai's gaze. He couldn't help but feel very proud. He thought about adding icing on the cake and continued to ask, "Can we guess another riddle?"
good
Qing'er said shyly, but the Nine Princess clapped her hands excitedly. Even the Lao Fu and others on the side saw Ertai chatting lively, they stopped talking and looked at Ertai together.
Ertai became more and more proud, and he thought of another riddle: There is a coconut tree, a monkey, an orangutan, and a baboon climbing the tree together to pick bananas. Who will pick it first?
I know, I know, it was the monkey who picked it first! As soon as Ertai finished speaking, the nine princess said anxiously, with her little face full of excitement, because the monkey is small and crawling quickly.
I guess it was a baboon. Concubine Yu thought about it and said
Oh, why Ah? Ertai looked at Concubine Yu with a smile, looking forward to her explanation, but Concubine Yu shrugged and said with a smile, I guessed, I don't know why, haha
What do you think of Lao Fu? Ertai looked at Lao Fu again
It should be a monkey, and the old lady was also very happy to make fun of him.
That's right, I said it was a monkey. Seeing that Lao Fu gave the same answer as her, Jiu Ge Ge was immediately excited and danced with joy.
I think it's an orangutan. The one who speaks is the queen. This is really unexpected. Generally speaking, the queen is a more serious person and rarely wants to make fun of it.
But now it is a family dinner, and the atmosphere is so lively that Ertai smiled and looked at the queen and asked respectfully, Empress, why do you guess it is an orangutan?
The queen glanced at Ertai and then said lightly, "The orangutan is powerful and can kill monkeys and baboons. She doesn't have to fight with two gadgets, and she can naturally pick bananas."
When saying this, the queen's eyes swept across the faces of Concubine Yu, Concubine Ling and Concubine Zhen.
Even though she knew she had something to say, everyone didn't care too much. The queen was used to being arrogant and everyone was used to it. However, Zhenfei couldn't get along with her and said in a confrontation. I guess it was a monkey or a baboon who picked the banana first. The Queen said that the orangutan was big, but this was an advantage and a disadvantage. It was because of his large size that he was more likely to be shot and killed by hunters, right? In this way, aren't the only ones who compete for bananas left to be monkeys and baboons?
Humph Listening to Zhenfei's Pili Yangqiu, who was holding a gun and a stick, the queen snorted and turned her head over. She didn't look at Zhenfei's face that made her feel extremely bored.
Seeing that the originally lively atmosphere was about to be destroyed, Ertai asked Concubine Ling tightly and said, Concubine Ling, who would pick the banana first?
Ertai deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the two words banana
This... Concubine Ling didn't even hear that Ertai was reminding her, thinking about it seriously, and said, "I guess it's a monkey, after all, I'm small."
Yes! After hearing that my mother affirmed herself, the Nine Princess became even more excited
I guess it's a monkey, the twelfth prince, who hasn't spoken much, said
Except for Qing'er, everyone gave the answer. Ertai looked at Qing'er and asked, Princess Qing, what do you think?
Ah?What?
Qing'er didn't know what was thinking, but suddenly heard Ertai ask him, and hurriedly came back to her senses. She saw everyone's eyes looking at her, and a hint of redness quickly floated on her cheeks. She lowered her head shyly and pursed her red lips.
Seeing Qing'er's cramps and anxiety, Ertai relieved her and told her the problem again, focusing on increasing the pronunciations of "coconut tree" and "banana". The smart Qing'er immediately reacted and said with a smile, "Hi, no one can pick bananas."
Why? Everyone asked in unison
Hehe, because how could there be bananas on the coconut tree? Qing'er explained sweetly
Ah?
Everyone blushed suddenly, and then they pointed their fingers at Ertai. They all said that Ertai was really bad. He made such a riddle that no one could guess. Then they praised Qing'er for being smart.
Qing'er made her proud and embarrassed, and at the same time she was a little strange. Why did she suddenly get distracted just now?
Why are you thinking about the sweetness of being with Ertai in your mind?
Why does the brain seem to be short-circuited in front of Ertai?
Could it be?
She didn't dare to continue thinking, her face was already red
In fact, the Empress and the Princess who were sitting were also secretly wondering, thinking about why the Queen didn't bring Mama Rong to come, but she didn't ask much. Unexpectedly, the Lord Lafayette asked.
Hearing the question of Lord Lady, everyone looked at the queen. The latter forced a smile on his serious face, and his expression was a little unnatural. He paused and replied, "Go back to Lord Lady Rong, Mama Rong felt uncomfortable when she came in. She coughed violently just now. I was afraid that she would infect Lord Lady and all the sisters, so I asked her to go to bed earlier."
But she was saying in her heart, Mama Rong was not sick, it was just very strange. She was obviously very strong, but she fell asleep today and couldn't wake up no matter how she called her.
Oh, Mama Rong has worked hard to take care of you for the rest of the world. She is a role model for the servants. Since she is sick, the Ai family will go to see her later. The old Buddha smiled at the queen.
After hearing the Lord Lady, everyone present was stunned, except Ertai. No one expected that Lord Lady, who was the empress dowager of a country, would actually ask to see a servant.
The things contained in this are probably not as simple as the Lord of the Lady Buddha making a show and showing that he cared for his servants. I am afraid he is showing his attention to the queen and giving everyone a signal. The Queen is still the one whom the Lady Buddha believes most. Even a nanny next to her, Lord of the Lady Buddha showed extraordinary concern. Don’t keep it aside and consciously obey the Queen’s arrangements!
This is the thought of the empresses. Although she was a little jealous of the Empress, she openly opened her eyes for her and tried her best to protect her, her face was filled with a slightly flattering smile, and she said, "You are caring for your servants," Mr. Lady, you are the role model for your concubines.
As the person involved, the queen was surprised and full of pride. She proudly raised her chest and glanced at everyone with a condescending attitude.
However, when she glanced at Ertai at the corner of her eyes, her smug expression suddenly stopped. She clearly saw a faint sarcasm on Ertai's face, mixed with a trace of evil smile she had seen twice.
What does Ertai mean? Why did he smile at himself again?
The queen was pounding in her heart. Judging from the two times she fought with Ertai, as long as Ertai smiled evilly at her, something big must have happened.
However, no matter how the queen thinks about it, she would never have thought that this time it happened to her most trusted confidant, Rong Mama, whom she trusts most, would have never thought that this time would happen to her most trusted confidant.
Ertai knew why Mama Rong was not present. If he hadn't asked Qiulan to secretly put in the excessive amount of "sleeping pills" in the dishes Rong Mama was eating, how could Mama Rong not come?
A good show will happen soon. Ertai thought this in his heart, and then he naturally smiled a little evilly
Soon the topic of Mama Rong came to an end. Lady Lafite and the empresses, brothers, and brothers happily drank, eat and chatted. Gradually, the atmosphere of the banquet became warm. Although due to Lady Lafite's majesty, everyone was not very relaxed, but they had long since lost the restraint they had just begun.
Seeing that the few people were talking about it, no one noticed Ertai, Ertai secretly blinked at Lord Lafayette and Concubine Yu. However, after all, one of them was Lord Lafayette and the other was the Imperial Concubine. Although they both went to Ertai's bed, they still had to pay attention to their demeanor in public. They turned their heads slightly unnaturally and did not look at Ertai's annoying gaze.
Ertai didn't care, he smiled, and then began to eat dishes desperately, picking up the dishes on the left, and picking up the dishes on the right, because everyone was sitting around a round table, with a large number of people, and the space seemed relatively compact. As soon as Ertai slaps, his arms would inevitably touch the jade arms of Concubine Ling and Qing'er. Sometimes, he could even gently pass through the soft and tall two people.
He was very busy! He was so happy!
Because it was a family dinner, after drinking some wine, the atmosphere gradually became relaxed. The empresses talked about national affairs and some topics in the harem, while the princesses and princesses were centered on Ertai, the minister, and asked questions. Especially Ertai was a modern person, and there were many novel things in their memory that ancient people did not know about.
Ertai, tell me quickly, what is the answer to the mystery? Don’t swell your appetite like this, okay?
It was Qing'er who said this, her voice was sweet and sweet, which made Ertai's heart so sweet that it was so sweet that it was drunk.
At this time, Qing'er's pretty pink face was covered with red clouds due to alcohol. She looked so beautiful. Her hands were wrapped around Ertai's arm, shaking repeatedly, and let Ertai tell her the answer in a coquettish way.
As she moved, her breasts on her chest were leaping and grinding on Ertai's elbow, making Ertai feel tingling and itchy. She really wished she could hold Qing'er in her arms and squeeze her breasts well.
However, when everyone was present, Ertai could not be too arrogant. He reluctantly moved his eyes away from Qing'er's breasts, but saw another exquisite face.
The owner of this beautiful, inconspicuous face was Princess Ling's eldest daughter, Princess Jiu. She looked at Ertai with anticipation. Her big watery eyes were full of admiration.
You really want to know Ah? Ertai pretended to be mysterious and asked Xiang Qing'er and Jiu Gege
Think Ah, Oh, say it quickly, forget it, Qing'er shook Ertai's arm in a coquettish way, her beautiful big eyes blinked, as if she was throwing her eyes
It's Ah, Brother Ertai, please tell me quickly, I want to know the answer
The nine princess also put her body over and put her tender little hands on Ertai's arm, shaking it like Qing'er, but because she was weak, she seemed to be stroking Ertai.
Please, Brother Ertai, good brother, please tell me quickly. The nine princess pouted her bright red mouth and said, especially the words 'Good brother', how could he hear what a woman who had sex with Ertai said when she moaned? Ertai's place is really hard
OK, I told you the answer to the riddle, don't be inferior, actually the answer is really simple. Ertai said with a smile
It turns out that the riddle he guessed for Qing'er and Jiu Gege was just a very simple joke in his previous life. As a modern person, as long as he is not too stupid, he can guess almost anything.
The riddle is: Who is Mi's mother? Who is Mi's father? Who is Mi's grandmother? Who is Mi's grandfather? Who is Mi's husband?
However, for simple ancient people, this kind of riddle is really their fatal point. Seeing Qing'er and Jiu Ge Ge'er anxious, Ertai was very proud in his heart. He thought to himself that Qing'er was smart and proficient in poetry, songs and essays. Isn't it that my simple riddle is stumped by my simple riddle?
Ertai said proudly, shaking his head, Mi's mother is Hua, Mi's father is Butterfly, Mi's grandmother is Miaobi, Mi's grandfather is Pop Mi, Mi's husband is a mouse at that time
Ah? After hearing Ertai's answer, Qing'er and Jiu Gege suddenly widened their eyes, their heads were covered with little stars, dizzy, looking at Ertai with a blank look on their faces, looking forward to his explanation
Ertai smiled more and more proudly and explained, "You think Ah, peanuts, Mi's mother is a flower, right?" Butterfly loves flowers, Mi's father is naturally a butterfly, right? Wonderful brushes, then Mi's grandmother is a wonderful brush? Popcorn, you have to separate them, "hugg" Mi and "hugg" flowers, isn't Mi's grandfather the popcorn? And Mi's husband is better explained, Mouse loves rice, hahahaha
Ah? After listening to Ertai's explanation, Qing'er and Jiu Ge'er opened their mouths wider because of surprise. They could almost stuff two eggs into it. The two looked at Ertai exaggeratedly, their faces full of depression
Alas, I'm so stupid. Why didn't I think of such a simple answer?
The nine princess pouted her red lips depressedly, raised her hand and gently patted her head, secretly blaming herself for being too stupid
Qing'er looked at Ertai with a bright look, with a layer of admiration in her eyes, and even a faint admiration. A few days ago, Ertai told her about the zodiac signs, which was a field she had never been exposed to. Although she didn't say anything on her face, she was secretly sighing that Ertai had heard about strong news.
She once secretly fantasized on countless beautiful nights that a prince charming, both civil and military, could hold her hand, enter the mysterious, happy bridal chamber, take care of her husband and children, and live a carefree life like a couple with a sword and a couple.
Isn't Ertai the prince charming he wants to be both civil and military? Qing'er's heart is moving like a deer bumping around. When she looked at Ertai again, a layer of shy color appeared on her face.
Qing'er's change did not escape Ertai's gaze. He couldn't help but feel very proud. He thought about adding icing on the cake and continued to ask, "Can we guess another riddle?"
good
Qing'er said shyly, but the Nine Princess clapped her hands excitedly. Even the Lao Fu and others on the side saw Ertai chatting lively, they stopped talking and looked at Ertai together.
Ertai became more and more proud, and he thought of another riddle: There is a coconut tree, a monkey, an orangutan, and a baboon climbing the tree together to pick bananas. Who will pick it first?
I know, I know, it was the monkey who picked it first! As soon as Ertai finished speaking, the nine princess said anxiously, with her little face full of excitement, because the monkey is small and crawling quickly.
I guess it was a baboon. Concubine Yu thought about it and said
Oh, why Ah? Ertai looked at Concubine Yu with a smile, looking forward to her explanation, but Concubine Yu shrugged and said with a smile, I guessed, I don't know why, haha
What do you think of Lao Fu? Ertai looked at Lao Fu again
It should be a monkey, and the old lady was also very happy to make fun of him.
That's right, I said it was a monkey. Seeing that Lao Fu gave the same answer as her, Jiu Ge Ge was immediately excited and danced with joy.
I think it's an orangutan. The one who speaks is the queen. This is really unexpected. Generally speaking, the queen is a more serious person and rarely wants to make fun of it.
But now it is a family dinner, and the atmosphere is so lively that Ertai smiled and looked at the queen and asked respectfully, Empress, why do you guess it is an orangutan?
The queen glanced at Ertai and then said lightly, "The orangutan is powerful and can kill monkeys and baboons. She doesn't have to fight with two gadgets, and she can naturally pick bananas."
When saying this, the queen's eyes swept across the faces of Concubine Yu, Concubine Ling and Concubine Zhen.
Even though she knew she had something to say, everyone didn't care too much. The queen was used to being arrogant and everyone was used to it. However, Zhenfei couldn't get along with her and said in a confrontation. I guess it was a monkey or a baboon who picked the banana first. The Queen said that the orangutan was big, but this was an advantage and a disadvantage. It was because of his large size that he was more likely to be shot and killed by hunters, right? In this way, aren't the only ones who compete for bananas left to be monkeys and baboons?
Humph Listening to Zhenfei's Pili Yangqiu, who was holding a gun and a stick, the queen snorted and turned her head over. She didn't look at Zhenfei's face that made her feel extremely bored.
Seeing that the originally lively atmosphere was about to be destroyed, Ertai asked Concubine Ling tightly and said, Concubine Ling, who would pick the banana first?
Ertai deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the two words banana
This... Concubine Ling didn't even hear that Ertai was reminding her, thinking about it seriously, and said, "I guess it's a monkey, after all, I'm small."
Yes! After hearing that my mother affirmed herself, the Nine Princess became even more excited
I guess it's a monkey, the twelfth prince, who hasn't spoken much, said
Except for Qing'er, everyone gave the answer. Ertai looked at Qing'er and asked, Princess Qing, what do you think?
Ah?What?
Qing'er didn't know what was thinking, but suddenly heard Ertai ask him, and hurriedly came back to her senses. She saw everyone's eyes looking at her, and a hint of redness quickly floated on her cheeks. She lowered her head shyly and pursed her red lips.
Seeing Qing'er's cramps and anxiety, Ertai relieved her and told her the problem again, focusing on increasing the pronunciations of "coconut tree" and "banana". The smart Qing'er immediately reacted and said with a smile, "Hi, no one can pick bananas."
Why? Everyone asked in unison
Hehe, because how could there be bananas on the coconut tree? Qing'er explained sweetly
Ah?
Everyone blushed suddenly, and then they pointed their fingers at Ertai. They all said that Ertai was really bad. He made such a riddle that no one could guess. Then they praised Qing'er for being smart.
Qing'er made her proud and embarrassed, and at the same time she was a little strange. Why did she suddenly get distracted just now?
Why are you thinking about the sweetness of being with Ertai in your mind?
Why does the brain seem to be short-circuited in front of Ertai?
Could it be?
She didn't dare to continue thinking, her face was already red
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