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Chapter 9 I'm not a monk

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I am not a monk, I can recite scriptures, I miss women every day, I understand love... I sing songs on a big stage, and there are countless monks, Taoists, and nuns shouting to me below.

In the early morning, a sound of ringing the bell pulled me back from Zhou Gong

It turns out that I am dreaming...

I got up from the bed in a daze, and before I even put on my clothes, I came to the window and opened the window.

This is my habit. It is good for the body to wake up in the morning to breathe fresh air outside.

The cold winter has made me wake up a lot

It's so cold, close the window, my senior brother said on the bed

You are too lazy, get up quickly, remember to get the quilt ready, I said, today the mayor and the people from the province are coming to visit, wait for you to watch TV in the room, I said

I know, anyway, my senior brother can't go out to see people. My senior brother said he stood up from the bed

I smiled, then walked to the inner room and bathroom to drain all the things accumulated last night and then washed them.

Master, breakfast is ready. As soon as I walked out of the room, there was a woman saying

Thank you, Mr. Lu, I said, "Amitabha" and said, "Amitabha..."

Master, Secretary Wang called just now and said that the mayor and the people in the province would arrive at nine o'clock.

Oh, then please help the donor prepare. I'll say

Already ready she said

Thank you, the donor will definitely be blessed by my Buddha. I said

Thank you, Master, she said and stepped down

I'm not a monk, I'm a lama

Lamas are similar to monks, they both recite the Buddhist teachings the same way, but lamas are different from monks in many places

For example, clothes, if you shave your head now, you may be regarded as a monk.

But the lama is much more particular than the monk, and his clothes are also much more grand.

Nowadays, lamas are mainly distributed in Inner Mongolia, Mongolia, Tibet and other places, and I am now in a small town in Inner Mongolia.

Lamaism in Inner Mongolia was introduced from Tibet. Now the herdsmen on the grassland still maintain a tradition, that is, each couple has three children.

One of the three children is to be sent to be a lama

I have been very interested in lamas and monks since I was a child, because in novels, monks or lamas on TV have profound magic powers

But I didn't think about being a lama, and being a lama was a completely unstoppable

After I graduated from high school, I went to an ordinary university. Once I threw a bottle in the dormitory, and a damn guy happened to walk downstairs and was hit by the bottle.

So he deserves to die. A bottle fell on his head and smashed him to death. It happened that he was my rival. Although I had the idea of ​​killing him, I didn't dare to practice it.

Now, he's dead

Many people know about our affairs, so I am the first person to doubt it.

What to do? I packed my things overnight and returned to my hometown in Inner Mongolia. Later, with the help of many relatives at home, I was sent to a famous local temple to become a monk. Later, I came to this small town and became the only lama in the town.

The town is located at the intersection of Hebei and Inner Mongolia, with beautiful mountains and rivers

In order to develop tourism, the local government expanded a small temple in the mountains. I happened to be the only lama in the town, so I was invited to the temple

Every holiday, I will hold some rituals, or divination for people, consecrate amulets, and so on. There are more and more people coming here, so I become famous.

The government takes great care of me, worried that I will be lonely alone and install cable TV.

I'm not interested in TV, but computers are different, because when I was in college, I majored in computer science.

Later, I won a computer under the name of communicating Buddhism with other colleagues in the world.

The temple is big, so I found another person to help me

But I never expected to find a woman. This woman's surname is Lu, I don't know what she is called. Sometimes I call her Mrs. Lu. In formal occasions, I call her donor.

According to the news I got, her family members died in a fire, and she had no relatives. Everyone in the town said that this woman was born with despair. The disaster star came to the world.

Later, the government arranged the woman to go to the government compound to do cleaning work. It was strange that a warehouse in the government caught fire in just one month.

In this way, the government placed her in the temple, saying that she was using Buddhism to resolve her misfortune.

She became a handyman and chef in the temple

Yesterday I received a notice saying that people from the province were coming to visit, and I had no choice but to receive them. After the temple was built, some leaders would come to visit and burn incense almost every month, and they would donate money.

To be honest, I hate those guys. It would be great to have this money to build a few schools in poor mountainous areas.

Those leaders are even more stupid. They are learning materialist philosophy, but in the end they have to believe in Buddhism and religion.

I worked so hard for most of the day, and had vegetarian meals with the leaders before I sent them away

I stood at the temple gate and watched their backs disappear before returning to the temple. When I returned to the room, I found that my senior brother was watering flowers there.

Seeing the back of my senior brother, the fire of desire immediately ignited in my heart.

I immediately walked behind my senior brother, lifted up my monk's robe, rubbed my penis through my pants, constantly rubbing my senior brother's butt.

Hate... are they leaving? Senior brother said

Of course, otherwise how dare I do it quickly? I can't stand it anymore

I said, squatting down and lifting my senior brother's robe a little higher. After pulling down my pants, I buried my nose between my senior brother's legs and breathing in my vagina that stimulating my desire.

I stretched out my tongue and licked the crack in her vagina, while pinching her buttocks with both hands.

Well...you...you really hate...what should I do if someone sees me? In broad daylight, my senior brother pressed my head with his hands and said

I let go of my lips and spread her legs a little further. Don't worry, now there is no one, the leaders are gone, and as for those who are watching the fun, they are all in the hall, Mrs. Lu is also cleaning up there.

I said as I took out my penis, my glans had fully expanded, and there was a trace of transparent liquid in my urine.

She glared at me, then squatted down and rubbed my glans with her white and tender hands, then rubbed her face with her face.

A sour and numb feeling came from the glans. I took off her hat and threw it aside, then touched her glossy scalp with my hands.

Leng Ah said, snatched the hat back and put it on her head, then opened her mouth and took my glans in, and gently licked it with her tongue.

It's so fucking good. I said something that doesn't match my identity.

After hearing this, she immediately took a bite on my glans with her teeth, and I immediately pushed the glans into her throat

She held my buttocks with both hands

Seeing her nose pressing against my pubic hair, I felt extremely excited

Of course my senior brother is a woman, she is actually my girlfriend

I, a lama who became a monk halfway through, had no intention of truly regulating Buddha. After I came here for a while, I began to remember what happened before. I was almost burning with desire every night.

Later I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked Secretary Wang of the government to find a chicken from the hotel outside. My reason was very simple, the combination of double cultivation

This method of self-cultivation is recorded in Buddhist scriptures

Secretary Wang and I have a good relationship. Every time I donate in the temple, I can't forget his benefits. I will leave some for him appropriately.

Secretary Wang is very efficient in his work. The next day he got me a woman. I got together with the woman and sent her back.

But this is not a long-term method. People know that a lama goes to find chickens every day.

What a stylistic thing, I can't get stuck here

So I thought of my girlfriend Wang Hong

She has never had a suitable job after graduating from college, and she is as lazy as me, so I called her to me

Usually she just pretends to recite the scriptures for a while. She has TV and computers for other times, and she can play casually, and she has a considerable income every month. Of course, she agreed to such a good thing.

It was difficult to make her live in the temple for a long time. Later, I thought of a way to make her a fake lama

Cut off her hair and then find a bigger dress to change it so that it can cover her breasts

After dressing up, it really looks like that. To the outside world, it is said that the fellow senior brothers practice here, so we can be together every day.

Stop licking, licking me again will melt. After I said that, I pulled my penis out of her mouth

She stood up and pressed her hands on the windowsill

I lifted her robe onto her back, then stirred her vagina with my fingers a few times, and it soon became wet inside. I dipped some liquid with my glans, and then slapped her buttocks with both hands

Puff... The penis was inserted smoothly

I inserted my hands from under her ribs and touched her plump breasts through the monk's robe, and my lower body thrust back and forth hard.

The sound echoed in the room, and the smell of fishy smell floated from our vagina to my nostrils

Her vagina is very smooth and it is extremely stimulating when thrusting.

As soon as my penis enters a woman's vagina, I don't care about anything. I don't use the method of Jiuqian and Yishen I saw on the Internet before. I just kept inserting it hard until I was tired of inserting it.

Because I had been busy for most of the day today, I felt that my body could not bear it. After a few quick thrusts, the semen ejaculated into her vagina without reservation.

Huh... I let out a long breath and pressed on her back, and my penis was still inserted into the warm and wet vagina

Hate... Why did it end so soon? I haven't had enough yet. Ah, she shook her body and said

I kissed her in the face, no Ah... I've been busy for a day, and now I don't have that good physical strength.

I don't care, you lick me...or I'll go out and report you to rape me. She said

OK... What is rape, it's almost the same if you love me and I want to call adultery

After saying that, I squatted down and stretched my tongue to the place where my penis had just been reclaimed. At this time, her vagina was already covered with a lot of liquid, and the smell was particularly heavy.

I closed my eyes and stirred her vagina with my tongue.

Well...well... She moaned with satisfaction

I pointed my lips at her vagina and sucked and licked her and finally got her to orgasm. She shook her body comfortably

I stood up and kissed her lips, our tongues intertwined

Your tongue is salty, she said

That's not your own taste. Ah I said and carried her to the bed, and then I lay beside her and played with her breasts

I'm going home tomorrow Ah she suddenly said

Why isn't Ah, here isn't it? I said

I've been here for more than half a year, so I have to go home and see Ah, she said, "I'm pinching my penis."

When will I come back? I ask

It will take about three or four days.

OK, it's better to hurry up Ah, otherwise I can't stand it here Ah I said and rubbed my penis against her palm

I know she said

I felt that nothing was boring when I was not there. After I woke up in the morning, I returned to the room after I ate something simple and went to bed.

I was so tired yesterday, I had to do a lot of bed exercises at night

When I woke up again, I found it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon

After getting up, I ate something simple, and then came to the main hall

There are three Buddha statues in the center of the hall until now I don’t know whose Buddha statue is there

These Buddha statues look kind-hearted during the day, but they will taste different if you look at them in the afternoon.

I sat under the Buddha statue in the center, holding a rosary in my hand, and began to recite the scriptures I invented myself. At this time, Mrs. Lu walked in and cleaned the hall and accumulated dust for a day.

Sorry, Master, I've bothered you. She said politely

It's okay, you keep going, I say

Mrs. Lu looks very strong because she has been working in the temple for a long time, especially her breasts on her chest.

I always feel that my breasts have developed for the second time, and that pair of breasts are bigger than my girlfriend's. Even if Mrs. Lu turns gently, the pair of breasts will move, and at the same time, my heart is also thumping.

Maybe it was because my girlfriend just left, so I paid special attention to Mrs. Lu

After cleaning, Mrs. Lu lit a few incense sticks in the incense burner of each Buddha statue, and kowtowed a few times on the ground with great devout devotion.

Buddha blesses, good donors will be rewarded. I say

Thank you Master, she said, stood up and walked out

Actually, since I started playing with women under the cover of the lama's identity, I thought of changing Mrs. Lu away, but seeing that she is in her 30s now and is homeless, where can she change to

Fortunately, Mrs. Lu was still very self-conscious and just stayed in her room at night, so she didn't notice anything about Wang Hong and me for more than half a year.

I played with the computer for a while after dinner in the evening, and I felt it was not interesting, so I came to the hall. When I walked in, I found that Mrs. Lu was already kneeling there.

Lu...Sister-in-law, oh donor Lu... I shouted, now I hate my identity very much, and the way of speaking in the lama has changed after being a few years.

Oh, Master, you haven't had a rest yet. She stood up and said, and then gave me a salute

Is the donor still chanting here so late? I ask

Well, she nodded, then her eyes lit up, as if she had remembered something, Master, I... I have something I want to ask you

Please say I say

Then...then...I accidentally saw the master and your senior brother doing...doing... She said hesitantly

I was shocked when I heard this. A layer of sweat immediately appeared on the bald head under the hat. I didn't expect that I would be discovered after hiding for so long. I suddenly had an idea.

This Ah! Hahaha... I laughed a few times, then recited the Buddha's name. In fact, the senior brother is indeed a disguise. Her real identity is a devout Buddhist. She came here because something happened at home and decided to use Buddhism to resolve the famine on her body.

Ah? So she is almost the same as me, but...but you... Mrs. Lu asked

Haven't the donor heard of the Buddhist dual cultivation? I was passing my Yuanyang through my mouth, hands, and evil roots to her, so that she could help her escape from the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible. This time she went down the mountain to verify the effect of Buddhism.

I said something I saw in the novel in a random way

Oh, so that's it. Master Ah is a living Buddha. Ah, and ask the master to help me! She suddenly knelt on the ground.

Donor, why is this? I asked

Master, you must know my affairs, I also want to leave the disasters on my own, Master, can you join me, too, Ah, she begged

Ah?But... I really didn't expect it when I heard her, isn't this a pie falling from the sky

Not the whole pie shop has fallen

Although I am very happy, I can't fully reveal it. Yes, yes, but this kind of cultivation method cannot be completed in one day. The female donor also took half a year.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter for one year or two years, I... I just want the bad luck on me to get rid of it soon. She said and she burst into tears.

Then... OK I'll say

Thank you, Master, she kowtowed me several times

I reached out and helped her up, and then...

She looked at me and started taking off her clothes soon she stood naked in front of me

I looked at her carefully, but I didn't expect that her skin was still so white after working in the temple for a few years.

My eyes naturally fell on her breasts. The breasts were really plump and looked like ripe fruits. If you don't touch it, it may fall off by itself. The two nipples are big, just like grapes.

Under the light, her body seemed to be glowing

I picked her up and put it on the altar, then I took off my hat and clamped it on her face

Master! Please... She said as she spread her legs

Since things have reached this point, I am so polite that I am disrespectful to her, so I trembled and stretched out my hand to caress her.

Well! As soon as my finger touched her, she started humming immediately. It was probably because she hadn't been touched by a man for a long time.

Her body was very hot, and my hands ran directly to the plump breasts that made me drool. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the slippery feeling coming from my fingers.

I stuck out my tongue and licked her nipples gently. The nipples immediately became hard, and even the surrounding nipples also stood up.

Seeing that cute nipples were constantly tempting me, I opened my mouth and sucked one of them in my mouth.

Mrs. Lu's body exudes a unique smell of middle-aged women. This smell is mixed with the smell of her vagina and the smell of cigarettes in the hall. I twitched my nose hard and breathed greedily.

Well...well... As I sucked hard, her moans became louder

My other hand tentatively touched her other breast, but she didn't refuse. I immediately rubbed my hands on her body and started rubbing it randomly.

I really can't think of a middle-aged woman who lives in the mountains for a long time and has to do a series of jobs every day

Why is her body so slippery? Is it natural?

Just when I was having fun, I suddenly remembered how I acted like a pervert. Although I am, I am now in the fusion of dual cultivation. So I corrected my voice, Amitabha... Donor, I want to move further.

Well, Master...please...please...her voice is full of desire

I slowly kissed her legs along her body

The lights in the hall were really dark enough. I couldn't see her vagina carefully, but I could vaguely see a lot of hairs

I breathed the slightly fishy smell, and then touched her vagina with my fingers

Her labia are very thick and very elastic to the touch. My fingers spread the labia and entered her warm vagina.

Ah? I called out because her vagina was so tight that it was simply a virgin vagina.

Master...what...what happened? Her voice became particularly magnetic

The donor's body is a strange structure, and he must be a noble person in his previous life. I casually told a lie

I pulled out my fingers and put them in my mouth to taste them, and then I slowly untied my clothes

Although this big and long monk's robe is not easy to wear, it still takes off quickly

I stuck my head between her legs again, and licked the two tender flesh back and forth with my tongue.

Well... She forced herself to make too loud noises

Amitabha... If the donor wants to scream, call out. All disguises are useless in front of the Buddha. I say

Her moans were indeed a little bigger after hearing my words, and they didn't put their hands aside and kept moving like before. She put her hands on her navel and gently buckled them.

Her vagina was already covered with the mixture of my saliva and her love juice. I straightened up and knelt on the altar. I moved the hat covered her face upwards so that her mouth was exposed

I rubbed my glans between her lips a few times. She opened her mouth consciously so that my penis successfully entered her mouth and rubbed it with her tongue

Her tongue clumsyly licks left and right on the glans, and she can't grasp the key points at all

I gently twitched my penis, and soon her tongue followed the rhythm of my twitching, slowly cooperating with me. At the same time, her hand reached into her vagina and her fingers were twitching in her vagina.

In such a wide hall, in front of three solemn Buddha statues, I was actually doing such a thing with a woman.

If there is really a Buddha in the world, then they will be so angry that they will roll their eyes. A guy pretends to be a lama to deceive women.

Thinking of this I'm even more excited

I said, walking down from the altar, then picked up the rosary and placed it on her

Well! She nodded, spreading her legs even wider

I rubbed my glans in the middle of her hair for a few times and found the wet entrance. I pushed hard and inserted my penis into it.

Ah... She made a shocking sound, and the crying sounds echoed in the hall

I also screamed, but my voice was nothing compared to hers. Her vagina was really tight, it was simply a virgin's vagina.

My penis only entered the glans, and it was a bit difficult to penetrate it in.

Well...Ah...Hmm...every time I try to get out of the deep, she will make such a cry, and at the same time she will feel more pressure on her glans

This pressure and the pleasure generated by friction are intersecting, filling my whole body

I slowly twisted my penis. After my movements up and down, left and right, my penis finally entered a large part of it. It felt like I was in a hot spring, and the surroundings were hot and wet

It's a double enjoyment when twitching

Her hands were holding my rosary tightly. When I pulled it through, there was already a lot of sweat on it.

I picked up the rosary beads and rubbed her nipples one by one. It felt so wonderful to watch the nipples being moved by the rosary beads.

I worked harder to reclaim her vagina, and I could even feel her excitement because her vagina was loose and tightly ravaging my penis

Amitabha... At this critical moment, I still haven't forgotten to recite a few Buddha's names

Master...I...I... She suddenly raised her upper body and hugged me

It doesn't matter, relax, relax... As I said, I put my tongue into her mouth, she immediately sucked greedily

I kept wandering around her anus with the wet string of beads, and then slowly pressed a bead into her anus

Ah... She screamed in pain. Perhaps because her anus had not been reclaimed, I put another bead in while her scream had not stopped.

Every time she stuffed her anus, she would clamp her vagina tightly, so that her vagina would clamp her penis tightly.

I try to fill my speed so that the rhythm is the same as the frequency of my thrusting

Soon I stuffed more than twenty beads into it, and then I grabbed one end and pulled out all the twenty beads.

Ah... While she screamed, her vagina clamped my penis with unprecedented force. I instinctively inserted it to the end of the vagina, and then her vagina contracted front and back, and at the same time, more liquid was secreted to surround my penis.

At this moment, I could no longer control myself, and the thick semen ejaculated into her still contracting vagina.

I immediately pulled out my penis, then jumped onto the altar and stuffed my penis into her mouth. She also sucked hard and swallowed all the remaining semen.

Amitabha... I said

Thank you, Master... She said, a trace of semen flowed out from the corner of her mouth

You're welcome, this is only the first time. Did you feel like you had never felt before? I asked

Yes, I... I feel like I'm flying. She wiped the cum at the corner of her mouth and said

That's right, that's disaster, the feeling of suffering leaving the body is just a small part, I said

Then I will trouble the master in the future... She will kowtow to me after putting on her clothes...

I immediately helped her up and it seemed that I would be a little tired from now on

After Wang Hong came back, I told her about this. She said that I bullied Mrs. Lu and didn't know the feeling of orgasm. I said that this was a kind deception. Women are also very pity without men.

Later, I often practiced the fusion dual cultivation, but after a while, I began to practice the new fusion three cultivation methods.