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Chapter 15: Entering the wrong place

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What do you mean is that I broke my chicken claws?

Zhao Wenge pointed one hand at his nose and the other at the chickens on the ground.

Hey, it's not about you

Jin Xiaolin looked at Zhao Wenge awkwardly, I mean weasel! It was Captain Zhao who was bitten by the weasel. Look, the chicken claws were neatly broken. Except for the weasel that has such a sharp tooth, what else can you say?

Kim Hyo-lin's statement is well-founded and concise. The people present are busy watching and think Kim Hyo-lin's words are right, so they all agree with this conclusion.

I think it shouldn't be bitten by a weasel!

This is clearly a dissonant sound! Zhao Wenge was the first to turn his head to the person who made the dissonant sound, but what surprised him was that this dissonant sound was actually sent by Ding Xiaojun.

Ding Xiaojun! OK, you guy!

Zhao Wenge stared at Ding Xiaojun with his eyes, then, let's talk, why didn't it be bitten by a weasel? Hehe, you shouldn't say it was you bit by a bit by!

As soon as Zhao Wenge finished speaking, he burst into laughter.

Say it as you say it!

Ding Xiaojun looked dissatisfied. You said it was bitten by a weasel? Then let me ask you, why didn’t the weasel drag your chicken away?

Hearing Ding Xiaojun said this, it was immediately in an uproar

Yes! Why doesn’t weasel drag the chicken away?

That’s it! Xiaojun is still smart!

People say everything you say, I say everything, they are all talking about Ding Xiaojun, but Yuan Xue and Fang Lei are anxious, and they stare at Ding Xiaojun with their eyes

This...that...

Zhao Wenge was choked for a moment, but soon Zhao Wenge calmed down. He is really worthy of being the leader of the team. Hehe, I said Ding Xiaojun, Ding Xiaojun! I want to say you are stupid, you will definitely not be convinced.

Zhao Wenge stared at Ding Xiaojun despisedly. Never heard of it. Ah, are weasels greeting chickens with New Year's greetings, aren't you happy?

Speaking of New Year greetings, Zhao Wenge felt that it was a bit unsatisfactory, because it was still early to celebrate the New Year.

So I reached out and scratched my head. Ah, won’t weasels be greedy? Let me tell you, what weasels mean, Ah, just bite all the chickens first, Ah, and then, Ah, drag them away one by one, hehe, that’s such a simple thing, a little brat! You haven’t even had your fetal hair yet, just want to mess with me? Get home quickly! Get out!

Ah! He is still the captain wise! Even the weasel greed is seen by him!

Yuan Xue winked at Fang Lei while saying that, Leilei, why don’t you go home and cook soon? Go back quickly, it’s not too late!

The incident of Zhao Wenge's chicken's claws being interrupted was calmed down. The conclusion was that the captain Zhao Wenge was made by a greedy weasel.

When the crowd dispersed, everyone was laughing behind their backs

No matter how stupid a person is, he can see that the chicken claws are clearly interrupted.

And it can be said to be sure that it was Ding Xiaojun.

However, everyone who thinks Ding Xiaojun does it very well understands why Ding Xiaojun has the ability to break the claws of a lively chicken

Fang Lei went home, but Ding Xiaojun didn't go with her

Ding Xiaojun saw that everyone had dispersed, so he hurriedly went to chase Yuan Xue.

Yuan Xue was just in need of a personal helper. When she saw Ding Xiaojun following her, she was so happy that she could go easily and had a personal companion.

Xiaojun, you are so brave!

While Yuan Xue was scooping food for the pigs, she talked to Ding Xiaojun. Before she knew it, dozens of pigs were fed. Next, she cleaned and checked whether the doors and windows were closed.

Yuan Xue walked to a sow, stared at the pig's tail carefully for a long time, and then sighed.

Aunt Xue, what's wrong with you? You're tired!

Ding Xiaojun stood beside Yuan Xue

Not tired

Yuan Xue smiled reluctantly, it was the sow

After Yuan Xue said that the sow was sow, Ding Xiaojun ran to see it. It turned out that the sow had red and swollen tail Ding Xiaojun immediately understood what was going on.

Hehe, it turns out that it is the sow in heat!

Ding Xiaojun yelled foolishly

Xiaojun, you understand this too?

Yuan Xueman looked at Ding Xiaojun in surprise, then, Xiaojun, can you help Aunt Xue?

OK Aunt Xue, I will definitely tell you Aunt Xue

It turns out that Yuan Xue is worried about fertilizing the sows

Because I have to go to pull breeding pigs, I have to guard the next door

This is not the end, the most unbearable thing is that you have to help the breeding pig hold the pig's thing and let it enter the sow

However, Xiaojun, this is not easy to do

Yuan Xue looked at Ding Xiaojun embarrassedly

Hi, Aunt Xue see what you said

Ding Xiaojun is very generous. He just holds the pig whip and stuffs it into the sow! It’s so difficult, it’s not difficult at all. Aunt Xue, I’ll help you with it and guarantee it will be done for you! Hehe, the pig whip looks like a drill bit, and I’m afraid I can’t get in!

Haha, Xiaojun!

Yuan Xue couldn't even straighten her waist. You're so fun! Okay, come and help Aunt Xue tomorrow

After Yuan Xue finished speaking, she took off her work clothes and sleeves and prepared to finish work and go home.

Aunt Xue, my slingshot

Ding Xiaojun spread his palms to Yuan Xue

Oh, in my pocket

Yuan Xue tilted her body at Ding Xiaojun, you can take it yourself, just in her pocket

Yes, I'll take it myself

Ding Xiaojun said, then put his hand into Yuan Xue's pocket in the 1970s. The pants worn by women were slit from the side, just in the pocket.

Oh my god!

Ding Xiaojun shouted and quickly pulled his hand out of Yuan Xue's pocket. Aunt Xue! There is a mouse in your crotch!

It turned out that Ding Xiaojun's hand entered the wrong place. It was not Yuan Xue's trouser pocket, but the fork next to the trouser pocket.

But what I didn't expect was that Yuan Xue didn't wear underwear

Therefore, as soon as Ding Xiaojun's hand entered, he followed Yuan Xue's smooth and squirted down.

Yuan Xue was immediately panicked and her body tilted. This happened to cooperate with Ding Xiaojun's hands, causing Ding Xiaojun to cover the thing with all her hands.

Hehe, little fool!

Yuan Xue looked at Ding Xiaojun with a blushing face, "Where did the mouse come from?"