Boss, you won’t be a male actor, right? Fatty Chen Li
Don't say I never believe that there are ghosts in the world. Even if there are ghosts, when the yang energy is so strong at noon, ghosts will not be able to come out to make a mistake.
The reason why my back felt cold was because the girl had a cold and cold smell in her eyes, as if the things she asked about in the world had nothing to do with her!
idiot
The non-mainstream girl with black-eyed makeup, wearing a small leather jacket, and wearing a lip-pinned lip saw me staring at her in a daze, looking at her with a look of ghosting in the daytime, and said coldly
When I heard her speak, the chill in my heart became even heavier because her voice was actually carved from the same mold as Su Su!
I'm still in bed now, these are dreams, right?
I blinked hard and said silently in my heart
When Susu heard the girl scolding me next to me, she frowned and turned around and said to the girl: Qingman, would you be more gentle? They are all my old classmates, don’t be so rude!
Then I won’t affect you, let me leave!
The non-mainstream girl glanced at Susu, stood up and wanted to leave
Qingman, Qingman...I...
Damn, I finally know who she is!
Su Su called the girl and I searched hard in my mind and found a fact that I couldn't believe but had to believe.
When Su Su was in college, she told us that she had a twin sister who always liked to do extraordinary things because of her poor grades. Her father sent her to a girl's school in the UK, which has always been known for her rigorousness. Her name was Su Qingman!
I looked at the girl carefully again. Her face under the terrible slim bones was indeed bloody (Su Su is exactly the same, and she is also the embryo of a thin beauty!
Is this too much?
Gentle and elegant, kind-hearted, and elegant, with a delicate and dignified appearance. In the ranking of beauties in our grade, Su Qingyin's twin sisters, who are famous for their traditional and classical beauty, look like this?
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't believe it if I had beaten to death!
When I saw Su Qingman picking up a strange-style leather bag, I was about to leave. What day is today? How could I feel bad when I meet like this?
I quickly went up and grabbed her thin arm and said: This Qingman Ah, it's not good for me. I shouldn't look at a girl with this kind of eyes. Don't take it to heart. Today, everyone finally met...
Who is going to call me my name? Touch me less
Su Qingman swung her sleeve and bounced my hand away. She couldn't say coldly that she glanced at me, but she slowly sat back in her seat.
Susu is very good. She is afraid that I will feel uncomfortable by her sister's cold and hard behavior. She stood up and pulled Masako to her side to sit down. She was a little embarrassed and said helplessly: Jin Feng, I'm sorry Ah, this is my sister, don't care about Ah...
Su Su was halfway through, but Su Qingman interrupted her indifferently: Su Qingyin, don’t think you can be a sister’s airs after giving birth a quarter of an hour earlier than me. If it weren’t for us to celebrate our birthday today, we would rather have dinner with you.
Ah! By the way!
Hearing this, I slapped my forehead: Susu, today is your birthday, why did I forget it! I remember that we were still celebrating your birthday in the classroom...
Su Su smiled when she heard me telling me about the past: Well, I was so happy at that time because everyone still remembered this, so she suggested meeting today.
We were talking about the past when suddenly the door of the private room was pulled open. In front of my eyes, many long-lost faces appeared.
Alas, boss, you have arrived at Ah!
The first person to speak was a fat man wearing glasses, so of course it was the fat man in my mouth.
Behind him was a thin, tall and tall man like a monkey, and a team of colorful beauties
I roughly estimated that there were at least eleven or two people here this time. It was quite good to be able to gather so many people two years after graduation!
I am willing to invite the group of people who come to the class reunion for the New Year, so I am naturally the ones I can talk to in the class before.
As I expected, Fatty and the others called going to school to relax, but in fact they brought cakes and gifts to Susu and her sister. Fatty took the lead and broke into the box with the big cake, so the awkward atmosphere that was just now made by Su Qingman suddenly became warm.
A group of people greeted Masako who had never met before, praised her beautifully in Fusang words, and then came up to the ground and filled the entire big table.
Briefly talk about my classmates, the fat man is Chen Li, and his biggest hobby is playing games
I was also known as a semi-professional player at the time and fought with Koreans online, but if I could win one of the ten games under him, it would be great if I could win two games!
After graduation, the fat man still took his interest as his ambition and went to a game planning company in Fengtai to work as a game tester. He usually worked part-time to write strategies for some game magazines. This kind of life is probably the dream of many boys!
The monkey is the tall and thin boy named Xu Renjie. He is usually well-behaved and kind. Now he is engaged in foreign trade in a coastal city in Zhejiang. Although his life is harder, he is also fulfilling.
There are six or seven girls, most of them work as secretaries and assistants in foreign companies in Fusang. In addition to Susu, there is also a beautiful girl named Zhou Jie who is a well-behaved and cute little beauty.
Since except for the few men recruited in advance, almost all those who were admitted to our class were women, the yin was strong and the yang was weak to the extreme, and there were only a few males in the class.
Everyone was chatting enthusiastically and reminiscing about the past. I only came with Fatty and Monkey. After grabbing the fat man's sleeve, I asked: Oh, what about Yao Zhonglong who is stupid? Why didn't he come?
Oh, right
After hearing my question, the fat man seemed to remember something. He took out his bag from behind and opened it. He took out a dozen CDs and put them in the middle of the table and shouted at everyone: Oh, do you know that Yao Zhonglong is now awesome and has become a big star. He is now holding a concert in Taiwan and can't come! Here he sent me a lot of his new album CDs and asked me to share them with them!
Ah? Oh? Uh?
It turns out that the one I saw on TV two days ago was really him Ah, I can’t believe it!
After hearing this explosive news, many girls who were not familiar with Yao Zhonglong started to talk.
I picked up a CD on the table and looked at it. On the cover, Yao Zhonglong shaved half of his eyebrows, and he was wearing eyebrow rings on his eyebrows. He was really good at it with Su Qingman. He squatted on the ground in a very strange posture, his eyes were still so nervous.
There are a few big purple words written directly above the cover: "Too Awesome 2009". I have turned down the performance activities and participated in the class reunion. This stupidity is actually a big shot, dazzle!
I cursed a few words, but who knew that Su Su next to me heard it, turned her gentle and calm eyes and asked me: By the way, Jin Feng, what job are you doing in Fusang now?
As soon as these words came out, the whole box suddenly became quiet. After all, everyone was in touch with the country, and after I arrived in Tokyo, I had no news. Even the fat man still doesn’t know how I was doing!
I took a deep breath and finally decided not to make up any lies. I hid my head and tail and fooled me into the calculation: Uh... I, after pursuing a master's degree in sociology, in order to deeply understand the social situation in Fusang, I accidentally mastered a traditional skill that they were about to lose. Now I am an artist...
Oh? Jinfeng, you are so powerful! What kind of artist are you? Let’s listen
Zhou Jie blinked and asked me curiously
Um……
I thought to myself, just let's just talk about it, anyway, they don't understand it: this is very complicated. In short, it's a performance art. Then I'll take the video of my performance back for everyone to see it. Right, I'll buy you a lot of cosmetics and other things, but I don't understand it either. I'll share it myself! Alas, the food is here, everyone is hungry, start eating and eating! Come on...
I fooled this awkward question and deceived it.
Only the fat man saw that I looked unnatural. He took advantage of the time when women were flirting with cosmetics and pushed me with his elbow and asked in a low voice: Boss, you won’t be a male actor anymore, right?
Go to you, I...
Su Su was next to me, and I couldn't explain it to the fat man too clearly. She grinned and explained, "Do you remember the tricks of using ropes in the past movies? I was just playing that trick!"
When the fat man heard this, his eyes became wider and wider, and he exclaimed: You... Boss, you are more powerful than Yao Zhonglong, you...
The fat man guessed it after hearing what I said, knowing that this thing cannot be explained to a group of women, and also helped me change the topic, and led the trend towards the boy Yao Zhonglong.
The meal was very enjoyable, the Tokyo cuisine was too unsuitable for my taste, I haven't eaten meat in such a large piece of food in a long time
Except for Su Qingman's terrifying corner, everyone was in a good mood. After cutting the cake for Su Su and Su Qingman, it was almost 2:30 after they had enough wine and meals. Someone suggested that they go to a booking venue in the afternoon to sing.
Singing is the specialty of monkeys. This kid can also play guitar. His current wife is said to be moved by his affectionate feelings when he sang.
I have no interest in this thing at all, and if I took Masako there, she wouldn't understand Chinese songs, wouldn't it mean she was left there all afternoon?
So, Su Su and I took a short vacation and took Masako back to the hotel, promising them to meet again during the evening event.
When I returned to the VIP building and knocked on the door of Jianci, Yan Yatou really took him crazy and didn't know where to go. I jumped onto the bed and called Yan Yaming: Hello, girl, where are you?
It seems that the wind is very strong on the phone
Yan Yaming shouted at the top of his voice: Senior, I will bring Jiancijun to Tiananmen Square! If we come to Beijing, we have to come to see Grandpa Mao. Do you think so? Tomorrow I will take him to the Olympic Village to see the Bird's Nest and Water Cube! Hehe!
I thought to myself that this girl is probably the officer of the Organization Department of our department’s Student Union. She is really good at doing things. She said to the phone: Come back quickly after transferring. I want to go out with your seniors tonight. My girlfriend has to take her to play with her, do you know?
Oh, that beautiful sister Ah! OK, we will be back in a while.
Yan Yatou looked very obedient today. After saying that, she hung up the phone
I explained some things to Masako that I need to pay attention to when shopping in Beijing, and then took out Yao Zhonglong's stupid album and listened to it. It was like a mountain. I don't know what he was doing. Can this be called music?
Just halfway through hearing this, the door that I was half-closed was kicked open by Yan Yaming's violent girl.
Yes? You're catching the adulterer in bed! Senior color!
The girl saw me sitting in her arms, holding Masako, and said with a lewd smile that was not in line with her age.
Go to yours! Are you having fun?
I'm too lazy to talk to this Beijing girl, so I asked directly
Of course, I am a tour guide and keep you satisfied! If you don’t believe me, please always ask Jiancijun!
The girl's vitality seems to be endless. I really don't know if she is trying to break up in the dormitory!
Oh, that's fine, it's almost three o'clock, there's probably no place to go in the afternoon, you guys go back and rest, I'll say
Yan Yatou seemed unhappy when she heard this, and put her hands in her waist and said: Let's have a rest? Come on, let's fight with the landlords. Isn't the beautiful sister quite fond of playing? Come on, come on...
I was speechless, but Masako seemed to have been too strict with her uncle since she was a child and was curious about everything. So, she spent two hours in the afternoon in the afternoon in playing cards...
At about six o'clock, an unfamiliar number appeared on my phone. As soon as I picked it up, it was the fat man who called: Hello, boss, we are back to the school guesthouse and are ready to have a big adventure! Are you here Ah?
I received it, what is your room number? I'll bring you some good things and wait!
The big adventure is much more exciting than the Landlord. In the past, our class often felt dizzy and dark, causing other customers in the coffee shop to escape.
I have no chance to play after graduation. When I heard the fat man say this, I immediately threw away a deck of cards in my hand.
405 is my room, most of us are on the fourth floor, come here first! That’s it, see you later!
The fat man hung up the phone after saying that
Hey Hey? What's wrong with you? Senior Ah? As a landlord, you are cheating and stop playing? Losing money!
The girl saw me throwing the cards and pouting.
I didn't have the time to talk nonsense with her, so I thought about playing with my classmates for a few more exciting things. I quickly told Jianci a few words, took out a few photos of the fat man from my suitcase and rushed to the guesthouse without eating.
Our school’s guesthouse is undoubtedly one of the most advanced buildings on the entire campus. It is called the guesthouse. It is actually a quasi-four-star hotel, and the price is not much cheaper.
This time, except for a few classmates who work in Beijing, they basically live here.
Huhu rushed to the guesthouse and went up the fourth floor. I first touched the fat man's room and asked secretly and stuffed the magazines and photos to him. Then I followed him to the room 414 where Susu and her baby, twin sister lived.
When I arrived at the room, I saw that there was already a circle of people sitting on the carpet in the small room: Susu, Su Qingman, Monkey, Zhou Jie and two other girls. In addition, Fatty and I are three men and five women, it is still a scene of yin and yang decline.
However, this will bring more opportunities to take advantage of me... Thinking of this, the corner of my mouth involuntarily tilted to the right side involuntarily
In this school where the ratio of men to women is three to seven, it is a tradition for girls to not treat men as men.
Although we rare species have no face, we are happy to enjoy the omnipresent warmth in the pile of powder
Especially when playing big adventures, because some people’s requests are extremely vulgar, we boys can eat more or less the tofu of beautiful women.
This time it was still the same, and since we met again after a long time, we were all adults, and we seemed to be eager to enhance our relationship with each other...
Among the eight cards of three to ten drawn from a deck of poker, the fat man was the first to touch the biggest ten, so he took control of the first lewd power!
Fatty is a game expert, and he has never lacked spoof spirit
He rubbed his cheeks with the card, and suddenly he seemed to have an idea. He rushed back to his room and took a bottle of Coke and poured out a cup. He said to everyone slowly: Hehe, this time, the person who touched the fifth, took a sip of Coke and spit it in, and then passed the Coke to the person who touched the fourth, took a sip and spit it in... And the person who touched the third, drank all the Coke directly!
As soon as the fat man said this, the small and exquisite beauty Zhou Jie almost ran up from the carpet and pointed at the fat man's nose and said: Yeah, you fat man are so obsessed with him. Why do you always think about such things?
The fat man looked indifferent and innocent, and he waved his coke in front of us: Alas, I said, I, Chen Li, who was disgusting before, has been slandered by you, why? I didn’t violate the regulations and have physical contact or exposing points, no one is allowed to cheat! Haha!
The fat man was immersed in his satisfaction with his vulgar creativity, and the graceful face of Su Su opposite me turned into a persimmon at some point.
Chen, Chen Li, can you... this is not the same as asking about kiss?
Su Su's voice was so low that she could hardly hear it. Seeing her look like this, I felt happy: Zhou Jie's beauty has a boyfriend, but Su Su is still single so far, and her Xiangjin has never been tasted by any man!
Hehe, the unlucky egg who drew Block 3 was no one else, it was me, Xiao Ye Jin!
I was afraid that they would ruin my great opportunity to taste Susu's taste. I threw the card in my hand into the middle with a snap, and pretended to be generous and said: Just play, fat man, be careful to die worse!
Ah……
Seeing that Su Su threw out the three squares, her shy expression on her face became even worse. I don’t know why. I think when Su Su is angry or emotional, it is much better than when she smiles.
Nong Bai is fighting each other, and he is in a group of ancient times.
(Shanghai dialect, why do you do if you can't afford to play?) Su Su is uttering a cold Wu dialect voice, which is her cold and hard non-mainstream sister Su Qingman
Both of these sisters are from Shanghai. She probably thought that no one present could understand, but because my hometown dialect is almost the same as Shanghai dialect, I suddenly heard it: What are you here for?
Don't play if you can't afford it!
Oh, this sister has a true personality. I have never seen her say a word to Su Su!
Su Su probably felt that being scolded by her sister like this made everyone happy, so she mustered up the courage to turn the card over: Block 4!
As expected, Zhou Jie is Block 5
In such a rare gathering of classmates, I don’t have to suppress my temperament like I usually perform or attend, so I started to cheer with the fat man.
In fact, when it comes to being vulgar, the women in our class are really tough characters. Zhou Jie once discussed the fat man pretending to have a belt problem in the aisle in the coffee shop and deliberately dropped his pants...
Retribution, retribution, reincarnation is unhappy, it's her turn this time
Besides, she just took the first sip. She took the fat man's cup and took a sip of Coke directly. She rinsed her mouth in her little mouth before spitting it out!
Jinfeng, I'll let you drink it happily, hum! After vomiting Coke, Zhou Jie raised his chin and looked at me provocatively and said
I felt like Zhu Bajie met the White Bone Demon. I wanted to see her embarrassment, but I didn't expect her to be beaten by her.
However, the cup was really Jiǒng when it came to Susu's hand. Susu was holding a little coke with a little soaked one, frowned so much that it was almost as good as Lin Daiyu. Finally, she closed her eyes desperately and sucked a little bit, as if she had drunk bean juice and vomited it out.
Cheating Ah Madam!
The fat man was unhappy: Why did he just sipped in such a small mouthful? How could we have a good drink?
I saw Su Suxian holding the cup in her hand and she was almost worried. She thought it would be bad if she had played too much. The fat man was so excited in the first round. I wonder what would happen next?
He quickly grabbed the plastic cup that Susu was holding and drank it all: Fatty, you are the same. Didn’t you say it’s good to drink it? There is no regulation on how much you have to drink and how much you vomit out. Come on and continue playing!
Well, it’s a bit soaked...it tastes really...it’s just Coke, I can’t even drink it!
Susu saw me drinking the coke mixed with her and Zhou Jie's saliva without even blinking, her thin cheeks were even redder. She saw me looking at her after drinking and turned her head aside.
Why didn't you know she was so shy before? Maybe those cruel people didn't take her to do it
I murmured in my heart that the fat man grabbed the cards in everyone's hands one by one, so the second round of adventure continued to begin
The second round of fat man's life's retribution came immediately, and I was the one who drew the tenth of the square, and he became the unlucky square three
My idea is not much better than him: because I was sitting in a relatively close place, I could see a room opposite with a door open, and a woman was turning on the computer to surf the Internet, so I asked the unlucky egg from Block 3 to take off her clothes and wrap her in a bath towel, and took the cup I had just drunk Coke to the opposite side for a glass of water!
It was a fat man who was unlucky. The two King Kong legs were full of trouble. The woman opposite naturally thought that she had come and almost called the guard. The fat man finally explained clearly that we were playing games.
Next, it can be said that there are many tricks and extremely exciting. Everyone is worried that those scheming methods without Ku heads will fall from the sky to their heads. The moment they get the ten blocks, there will be a kind of card in hand, and I have the ecstasy in the world.
Later, the idea of zipping my pants and waiting for my legs to sit out came out. I saw Zhou Jie and two girls who already had boyfriends playing with each other and looked at their phones. When they looked at their phones, it was almost ten o'clock, so they asked Su Su: By the way, Su Su, we have arrangements tomorrow?
Oh, I will travel to Bailixia tomorrow, and I plan to stay in a farm hotel there for one night to hold a fire-raising party, Golden Wind, your girlfriend doesn't matter, right?
The blush on Susu's face seems to have not subsided in more than two hours since just now.
It's okay, I've found a tour guide for her and another friend
I saw that she finally dared to look at me, and smiled and said: Then I can have the last time I will play today. Let's rest early and deal with tomorrow's journey.
The fat man still wanted to play, but since I spoke, I had to flatten my mouth and agree
After everyone randomly drew one card, they didn't expect that Su Qingman, who had never been hurt tonight, had never harmed others, actually drew ten blocks.
Her expression was still so cold, as if these things couldn't arouse her interest
Su Qingman coldly threw out the square ten, and the spider under his lips was nailed to the room and asked in the light that was particularly conspicuous: If anyone draws square three, just like a spider, stand on the bed and stick to the wall. The boy has to take off his shirt.
Alas, this posture is great!
The fat man is afraid that the world will not be in chaos: Wait, I'll go get the DV to take a picture of this action!
After saying that, the fat man ran to his bedroom. My mouth twitched. It seemed that my luck was really bad tonight. It was me who wanted to play the vulgar spider-man again.
Don't say I never believe that there are ghosts in the world. Even if there are ghosts, when the yang energy is so strong at noon, ghosts will not be able to come out to make a mistake.
The reason why my back felt cold was because the girl had a cold and cold smell in her eyes, as if the things she asked about in the world had nothing to do with her!
idiot
The non-mainstream girl with black-eyed makeup, wearing a small leather jacket, and wearing a lip-pinned lip saw me staring at her in a daze, looking at her with a look of ghosting in the daytime, and said coldly
When I heard her speak, the chill in my heart became even heavier because her voice was actually carved from the same mold as Su Su!
I'm still in bed now, these are dreams, right?
I blinked hard and said silently in my heart
When Susu heard the girl scolding me next to me, she frowned and turned around and said to the girl: Qingman, would you be more gentle? They are all my old classmates, don’t be so rude!
Then I won’t affect you, let me leave!
The non-mainstream girl glanced at Susu, stood up and wanted to leave
Qingman, Qingman...I...
Damn, I finally know who she is!
Su Su called the girl and I searched hard in my mind and found a fact that I couldn't believe but had to believe.
When Su Su was in college, she told us that she had a twin sister who always liked to do extraordinary things because of her poor grades. Her father sent her to a girl's school in the UK, which has always been known for her rigorousness. Her name was Su Qingman!
I looked at the girl carefully again. Her face under the terrible slim bones was indeed bloody (Su Su is exactly the same, and she is also the embryo of a thin beauty!
Is this too much?
Gentle and elegant, kind-hearted, and elegant, with a delicate and dignified appearance. In the ranking of beauties in our grade, Su Qingyin's twin sisters, who are famous for their traditional and classical beauty, look like this?
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't believe it if I had beaten to death!
When I saw Su Qingman picking up a strange-style leather bag, I was about to leave. What day is today? How could I feel bad when I meet like this?
I quickly went up and grabbed her thin arm and said: This Qingman Ah, it's not good for me. I shouldn't look at a girl with this kind of eyes. Don't take it to heart. Today, everyone finally met...
Who is going to call me my name? Touch me less
Su Qingman swung her sleeve and bounced my hand away. She couldn't say coldly that she glanced at me, but she slowly sat back in her seat.
Susu is very good. She is afraid that I will feel uncomfortable by her sister's cold and hard behavior. She stood up and pulled Masako to her side to sit down. She was a little embarrassed and said helplessly: Jin Feng, I'm sorry Ah, this is my sister, don't care about Ah...
Su Su was halfway through, but Su Qingman interrupted her indifferently: Su Qingyin, don’t think you can be a sister’s airs after giving birth a quarter of an hour earlier than me. If it weren’t for us to celebrate our birthday today, we would rather have dinner with you.
Ah! By the way!
Hearing this, I slapped my forehead: Susu, today is your birthday, why did I forget it! I remember that we were still celebrating your birthday in the classroom...
Su Su smiled when she heard me telling me about the past: Well, I was so happy at that time because everyone still remembered this, so she suggested meeting today.
We were talking about the past when suddenly the door of the private room was pulled open. In front of my eyes, many long-lost faces appeared.
Alas, boss, you have arrived at Ah!
The first person to speak was a fat man wearing glasses, so of course it was the fat man in my mouth.
Behind him was a thin, tall and tall man like a monkey, and a team of colorful beauties
I roughly estimated that there were at least eleven or two people here this time. It was quite good to be able to gather so many people two years after graduation!
I am willing to invite the group of people who come to the class reunion for the New Year, so I am naturally the ones I can talk to in the class before.
As I expected, Fatty and the others called going to school to relax, but in fact they brought cakes and gifts to Susu and her sister. Fatty took the lead and broke into the box with the big cake, so the awkward atmosphere that was just now made by Su Qingman suddenly became warm.
A group of people greeted Masako who had never met before, praised her beautifully in Fusang words, and then came up to the ground and filled the entire big table.
Briefly talk about my classmates, the fat man is Chen Li, and his biggest hobby is playing games
I was also known as a semi-professional player at the time and fought with Koreans online, but if I could win one of the ten games under him, it would be great if I could win two games!
After graduation, the fat man still took his interest as his ambition and went to a game planning company in Fengtai to work as a game tester. He usually worked part-time to write strategies for some game magazines. This kind of life is probably the dream of many boys!
The monkey is the tall and thin boy named Xu Renjie. He is usually well-behaved and kind. Now he is engaged in foreign trade in a coastal city in Zhejiang. Although his life is harder, he is also fulfilling.
There are six or seven girls, most of them work as secretaries and assistants in foreign companies in Fusang. In addition to Susu, there is also a beautiful girl named Zhou Jie who is a well-behaved and cute little beauty.
Since except for the few men recruited in advance, almost all those who were admitted to our class were women, the yin was strong and the yang was weak to the extreme, and there were only a few males in the class.
Everyone was chatting enthusiastically and reminiscing about the past. I only came with Fatty and Monkey. After grabbing the fat man's sleeve, I asked: Oh, what about Yao Zhonglong who is stupid? Why didn't he come?
Oh, right
After hearing my question, the fat man seemed to remember something. He took out his bag from behind and opened it. He took out a dozen CDs and put them in the middle of the table and shouted at everyone: Oh, do you know that Yao Zhonglong is now awesome and has become a big star. He is now holding a concert in Taiwan and can't come! Here he sent me a lot of his new album CDs and asked me to share them with them!
Ah? Oh? Uh?
It turns out that the one I saw on TV two days ago was really him Ah, I can’t believe it!
After hearing this explosive news, many girls who were not familiar with Yao Zhonglong started to talk.
I picked up a CD on the table and looked at it. On the cover, Yao Zhonglong shaved half of his eyebrows, and he was wearing eyebrow rings on his eyebrows. He was really good at it with Su Qingman. He squatted on the ground in a very strange posture, his eyes were still so nervous.
There are a few big purple words written directly above the cover: "Too Awesome 2009". I have turned down the performance activities and participated in the class reunion. This stupidity is actually a big shot, dazzle!
I cursed a few words, but who knew that Su Su next to me heard it, turned her gentle and calm eyes and asked me: By the way, Jin Feng, what job are you doing in Fusang now?
As soon as these words came out, the whole box suddenly became quiet. After all, everyone was in touch with the country, and after I arrived in Tokyo, I had no news. Even the fat man still doesn’t know how I was doing!
I took a deep breath and finally decided not to make up any lies. I hid my head and tail and fooled me into the calculation: Uh... I, after pursuing a master's degree in sociology, in order to deeply understand the social situation in Fusang, I accidentally mastered a traditional skill that they were about to lose. Now I am an artist...
Oh? Jinfeng, you are so powerful! What kind of artist are you? Let’s listen
Zhou Jie blinked and asked me curiously
Um……
I thought to myself, just let's just talk about it, anyway, they don't understand it: this is very complicated. In short, it's a performance art. Then I'll take the video of my performance back for everyone to see it. Right, I'll buy you a lot of cosmetics and other things, but I don't understand it either. I'll share it myself! Alas, the food is here, everyone is hungry, start eating and eating! Come on...
I fooled this awkward question and deceived it.
Only the fat man saw that I looked unnatural. He took advantage of the time when women were flirting with cosmetics and pushed me with his elbow and asked in a low voice: Boss, you won’t be a male actor anymore, right?
Go to you, I...
Su Su was next to me, and I couldn't explain it to the fat man too clearly. She grinned and explained, "Do you remember the tricks of using ropes in the past movies? I was just playing that trick!"
When the fat man heard this, his eyes became wider and wider, and he exclaimed: You... Boss, you are more powerful than Yao Zhonglong, you...
The fat man guessed it after hearing what I said, knowing that this thing cannot be explained to a group of women, and also helped me change the topic, and led the trend towards the boy Yao Zhonglong.
The meal was very enjoyable, the Tokyo cuisine was too unsuitable for my taste, I haven't eaten meat in such a large piece of food in a long time
Except for Su Qingman's terrifying corner, everyone was in a good mood. After cutting the cake for Su Su and Su Qingman, it was almost 2:30 after they had enough wine and meals. Someone suggested that they go to a booking venue in the afternoon to sing.
Singing is the specialty of monkeys. This kid can also play guitar. His current wife is said to be moved by his affectionate feelings when he sang.
I have no interest in this thing at all, and if I took Masako there, she wouldn't understand Chinese songs, wouldn't it mean she was left there all afternoon?
So, Su Su and I took a short vacation and took Masako back to the hotel, promising them to meet again during the evening event.
When I returned to the VIP building and knocked on the door of Jianci, Yan Yatou really took him crazy and didn't know where to go. I jumped onto the bed and called Yan Yaming: Hello, girl, where are you?
It seems that the wind is very strong on the phone
Yan Yaming shouted at the top of his voice: Senior, I will bring Jiancijun to Tiananmen Square! If we come to Beijing, we have to come to see Grandpa Mao. Do you think so? Tomorrow I will take him to the Olympic Village to see the Bird's Nest and Water Cube! Hehe!
I thought to myself that this girl is probably the officer of the Organization Department of our department’s Student Union. She is really good at doing things. She said to the phone: Come back quickly after transferring. I want to go out with your seniors tonight. My girlfriend has to take her to play with her, do you know?
Oh, that beautiful sister Ah! OK, we will be back in a while.
Yan Yatou looked very obedient today. After saying that, she hung up the phone
I explained some things to Masako that I need to pay attention to when shopping in Beijing, and then took out Yao Zhonglong's stupid album and listened to it. It was like a mountain. I don't know what he was doing. Can this be called music?
Just halfway through hearing this, the door that I was half-closed was kicked open by Yan Yaming's violent girl.
Yes? You're catching the adulterer in bed! Senior color!
The girl saw me sitting in her arms, holding Masako, and said with a lewd smile that was not in line with her age.
Go to yours! Are you having fun?
I'm too lazy to talk to this Beijing girl, so I asked directly
Of course, I am a tour guide and keep you satisfied! If you don’t believe me, please always ask Jiancijun!
The girl's vitality seems to be endless. I really don't know if she is trying to break up in the dormitory!
Oh, that's fine, it's almost three o'clock, there's probably no place to go in the afternoon, you guys go back and rest, I'll say
Yan Yatou seemed unhappy when she heard this, and put her hands in her waist and said: Let's have a rest? Come on, let's fight with the landlords. Isn't the beautiful sister quite fond of playing? Come on, come on...
I was speechless, but Masako seemed to have been too strict with her uncle since she was a child and was curious about everything. So, she spent two hours in the afternoon in the afternoon in playing cards...
At about six o'clock, an unfamiliar number appeared on my phone. As soon as I picked it up, it was the fat man who called: Hello, boss, we are back to the school guesthouse and are ready to have a big adventure! Are you here Ah?
I received it, what is your room number? I'll bring you some good things and wait!
The big adventure is much more exciting than the Landlord. In the past, our class often felt dizzy and dark, causing other customers in the coffee shop to escape.
I have no chance to play after graduation. When I heard the fat man say this, I immediately threw away a deck of cards in my hand.
405 is my room, most of us are on the fourth floor, come here first! That’s it, see you later!
The fat man hung up the phone after saying that
Hey Hey? What's wrong with you? Senior Ah? As a landlord, you are cheating and stop playing? Losing money!
The girl saw me throwing the cards and pouting.
I didn't have the time to talk nonsense with her, so I thought about playing with my classmates for a few more exciting things. I quickly told Jianci a few words, took out a few photos of the fat man from my suitcase and rushed to the guesthouse without eating.
Our school’s guesthouse is undoubtedly one of the most advanced buildings on the entire campus. It is called the guesthouse. It is actually a quasi-four-star hotel, and the price is not much cheaper.
This time, except for a few classmates who work in Beijing, they basically live here.
Huhu rushed to the guesthouse and went up the fourth floor. I first touched the fat man's room and asked secretly and stuffed the magazines and photos to him. Then I followed him to the room 414 where Susu and her baby, twin sister lived.
When I arrived at the room, I saw that there was already a circle of people sitting on the carpet in the small room: Susu, Su Qingman, Monkey, Zhou Jie and two other girls. In addition, Fatty and I are three men and five women, it is still a scene of yin and yang decline.
However, this will bring more opportunities to take advantage of me... Thinking of this, the corner of my mouth involuntarily tilted to the right side involuntarily
In this school where the ratio of men to women is three to seven, it is a tradition for girls to not treat men as men.
Although we rare species have no face, we are happy to enjoy the omnipresent warmth in the pile of powder
Especially when playing big adventures, because some people’s requests are extremely vulgar, we boys can eat more or less the tofu of beautiful women.
This time it was still the same, and since we met again after a long time, we were all adults, and we seemed to be eager to enhance our relationship with each other...
Among the eight cards of three to ten drawn from a deck of poker, the fat man was the first to touch the biggest ten, so he took control of the first lewd power!
Fatty is a game expert, and he has never lacked spoof spirit
He rubbed his cheeks with the card, and suddenly he seemed to have an idea. He rushed back to his room and took a bottle of Coke and poured out a cup. He said to everyone slowly: Hehe, this time, the person who touched the fifth, took a sip of Coke and spit it in, and then passed the Coke to the person who touched the fourth, took a sip and spit it in... And the person who touched the third, drank all the Coke directly!
As soon as the fat man said this, the small and exquisite beauty Zhou Jie almost ran up from the carpet and pointed at the fat man's nose and said: Yeah, you fat man are so obsessed with him. Why do you always think about such things?
The fat man looked indifferent and innocent, and he waved his coke in front of us: Alas, I said, I, Chen Li, who was disgusting before, has been slandered by you, why? I didn’t violate the regulations and have physical contact or exposing points, no one is allowed to cheat! Haha!
The fat man was immersed in his satisfaction with his vulgar creativity, and the graceful face of Su Su opposite me turned into a persimmon at some point.
Chen, Chen Li, can you... this is not the same as asking about kiss?
Su Su's voice was so low that she could hardly hear it. Seeing her look like this, I felt happy: Zhou Jie's beauty has a boyfriend, but Su Su is still single so far, and her Xiangjin has never been tasted by any man!
Hehe, the unlucky egg who drew Block 3 was no one else, it was me, Xiao Ye Jin!
I was afraid that they would ruin my great opportunity to taste Susu's taste. I threw the card in my hand into the middle with a snap, and pretended to be generous and said: Just play, fat man, be careful to die worse!
Ah……
Seeing that Su Su threw out the three squares, her shy expression on her face became even worse. I don’t know why. I think when Su Su is angry or emotional, it is much better than when she smiles.
Nong Bai is fighting each other, and he is in a group of ancient times.
(Shanghai dialect, why do you do if you can't afford to play?) Su Su is uttering a cold Wu dialect voice, which is her cold and hard non-mainstream sister Su Qingman
Both of these sisters are from Shanghai. She probably thought that no one present could understand, but because my hometown dialect is almost the same as Shanghai dialect, I suddenly heard it: What are you here for?
Don't play if you can't afford it!
Oh, this sister has a true personality. I have never seen her say a word to Su Su!
Su Su probably felt that being scolded by her sister like this made everyone happy, so she mustered up the courage to turn the card over: Block 4!
As expected, Zhou Jie is Block 5
In such a rare gathering of classmates, I don’t have to suppress my temperament like I usually perform or attend, so I started to cheer with the fat man.
In fact, when it comes to being vulgar, the women in our class are really tough characters. Zhou Jie once discussed the fat man pretending to have a belt problem in the aisle in the coffee shop and deliberately dropped his pants...
Retribution, retribution, reincarnation is unhappy, it's her turn this time
Besides, she just took the first sip. She took the fat man's cup and took a sip of Coke directly. She rinsed her mouth in her little mouth before spitting it out!
Jinfeng, I'll let you drink it happily, hum! After vomiting Coke, Zhou Jie raised his chin and looked at me provocatively and said
I felt like Zhu Bajie met the White Bone Demon. I wanted to see her embarrassment, but I didn't expect her to be beaten by her.
However, the cup was really Jiǒng when it came to Susu's hand. Susu was holding a little coke with a little soaked one, frowned so much that it was almost as good as Lin Daiyu. Finally, she closed her eyes desperately and sucked a little bit, as if she had drunk bean juice and vomited it out.
Cheating Ah Madam!
The fat man was unhappy: Why did he just sipped in such a small mouthful? How could we have a good drink?
I saw Su Suxian holding the cup in her hand and she was almost worried. She thought it would be bad if she had played too much. The fat man was so excited in the first round. I wonder what would happen next?
He quickly grabbed the plastic cup that Susu was holding and drank it all: Fatty, you are the same. Didn’t you say it’s good to drink it? There is no regulation on how much you have to drink and how much you vomit out. Come on and continue playing!
Well, it’s a bit soaked...it tastes really...it’s just Coke, I can’t even drink it!
Susu saw me drinking the coke mixed with her and Zhou Jie's saliva without even blinking, her thin cheeks were even redder. She saw me looking at her after drinking and turned her head aside.
Why didn't you know she was so shy before? Maybe those cruel people didn't take her to do it
I murmured in my heart that the fat man grabbed the cards in everyone's hands one by one, so the second round of adventure continued to begin
The second round of fat man's life's retribution came immediately, and I was the one who drew the tenth of the square, and he became the unlucky square three
My idea is not much better than him: because I was sitting in a relatively close place, I could see a room opposite with a door open, and a woman was turning on the computer to surf the Internet, so I asked the unlucky egg from Block 3 to take off her clothes and wrap her in a bath towel, and took the cup I had just drunk Coke to the opposite side for a glass of water!
It was a fat man who was unlucky. The two King Kong legs were full of trouble. The woman opposite naturally thought that she had come and almost called the guard. The fat man finally explained clearly that we were playing games.
Next, it can be said that there are many tricks and extremely exciting. Everyone is worried that those scheming methods without Ku heads will fall from the sky to their heads. The moment they get the ten blocks, there will be a kind of card in hand, and I have the ecstasy in the world.
Later, the idea of zipping my pants and waiting for my legs to sit out came out. I saw Zhou Jie and two girls who already had boyfriends playing with each other and looked at their phones. When they looked at their phones, it was almost ten o'clock, so they asked Su Su: By the way, Su Su, we have arrangements tomorrow?
Oh, I will travel to Bailixia tomorrow, and I plan to stay in a farm hotel there for one night to hold a fire-raising party, Golden Wind, your girlfriend doesn't matter, right?
The blush on Susu's face seems to have not subsided in more than two hours since just now.
It's okay, I've found a tour guide for her and another friend
I saw that she finally dared to look at me, and smiled and said: Then I can have the last time I will play today. Let's rest early and deal with tomorrow's journey.
The fat man still wanted to play, but since I spoke, I had to flatten my mouth and agree
After everyone randomly drew one card, they didn't expect that Su Qingman, who had never been hurt tonight, had never harmed others, actually drew ten blocks.
Her expression was still so cold, as if these things couldn't arouse her interest
Su Qingman coldly threw out the square ten, and the spider under his lips was nailed to the room and asked in the light that was particularly conspicuous: If anyone draws square three, just like a spider, stand on the bed and stick to the wall. The boy has to take off his shirt.
Alas, this posture is great!
The fat man is afraid that the world will not be in chaos: Wait, I'll go get the DV to take a picture of this action!
After saying that, the fat man ran to his bedroom. My mouth twitched. It seemed that my luck was really bad tonight. It was me who wanted to play the vulgar spider-man again.
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