Just after the meal, the other girls didn't want to rest early or watch those boring TV series. Tuantuan sat in the living room and savored tea and chatted. A Fei felt a little neglected by Xue Liyi, and he deliberately humbly asked: Mother-in-law, are there any new books worth reading and reading recently? Are there any new trends in university culture?
Xue Liyi knew that he was deliberately looking for topics to tell others. When she saw that all the girls were focusing on her, she responded: Recently, the most popular girl Yu Dan should be the cultural super girl, one interprets the Analects of Confucius and the other talks about Kunqu opera, which is popular all over the country! She is very catching up with Ji Lianhai and surpassing Yi Zhongtian!
It's Ah!
Zheng Xiu'e sighed, after working hard for a day, she was able to calm down and listen to her talk about the Analects of Confucius. She felt very comfortable and comfortable in her heart, as if she was interpreting not only the Analects of Confucius, but the hearts of each of us!
Sister Xiu'e said it right!
A Fei echoed that Yu Dan was popular because she gave us mechanized modern people living in the steel and concrete framework of urban high-rise buildings and buildings, a meal of chicken soup for the soul to relax and return to themselves! Right?
I have only watched a few episodes of Yu Dan's show, but I am not interested in her. Yu Wen smiled and said, however, the leader of the Pear Blossom Sect Zhao Lihua was very popular some time ago!
What leader? Jun Ru’s mother obviously rarely comes into contact with the Internet, so she couldn’t help but ask in surprise, is it the Demon Sect?
The girls laughed
It's even more terrifying than Dongfang Bubai! Mei Yuxuan smiled and said, "She is a poet, and is said to be a national first-class writer!" Her poems have caused a fierce debate on the Internet!
That must be written very well! Jun Ru's mother said, the poet's profound, obscure and obscure writing is probably not understandable!
Lina smiled and said: Mom, listen to her masterpiece: "Only in Tennessee"
No doubt
The pie I made
It's the whole world
The best tasty
Ah? That's it? Jun Ru's mother said in surprise, is this a new poem?
Xuewen said: And there is another one! The title is "I finally found it under a tree":
An ant
Another ant
A group of ants
There may be more ants
Xia Yuhe smiled and said: What else! "Picking Peaches"
Poets made an appointment to pick peaches in the western suburbs of Beijing
Ask me if I'll go
I said I won't go if I discuss it
But picking peaches is fun
Much better than viewing flowers
Ah?This is also called poetry Ah? Jun Ru's mother laughed and said, then I can write poetry too!
In front of my door
There are two pear trees
One is a pear tree
Another one
It's also a pear tree
The girls laughed
Qiu Yuzhen said: Mom, there are even more amazing things! There are only two lines in the poem "It's Snow on Langfang":
It's already a very thick layer
And still
Haha! It’s so amazing! Jun Ru’s mother was so happy that she said, “Those new poems are not as good as those of ancient limericks!”
From a distance, the pagoda is dark,
Thin top and thick bottom
One day,
Thin bottom and thick top
Is the same level? Haha! The girls laughed, and Lina Xuewen giggled and kept giggling
It's Ah!
Han Xue suddenly came out and said, now, the crown of the Internet celebrity woman has been transferred from Mu Zimei, Sister Furong and the hooligan Yàn to Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe! It’s really the queen who takes turns to do it, and she will come to my house next year!
Oh! I said why don’t you go to rest? Let’s talk about these three women here! The teachers in our school also like to talk about such hot topics!
Aunt Tian Xiumei also came over in her pajamas and said, "As the saying goes, three women will be divided into who will sing in one play. If the three above are the three, that's amazing. If any one of them is pulled out alone, it will be very popular. If three of them gather together, it will be strange if they are not popular.
Alas, have you gone to rest? Why are you all running down again? Jun Ru's mother wondered
You are so quarrel that you can't sleep! Aunt Tian Xiumei said coquettishly, you can hear your laughter upstairs!
It's Ah! Especially Lina's giggle, you can hear it several miles away! Tang Wenqing teased with a giggle, Lina muttered coquettishly
Twenty years ago Cui Jian sang in a song: It’s not that I don’t understand, the world changes quickly, now there is an Internet, this world is like taking stimulants, becoming an acceleration. In a blink of an eye, the boat has passed thousands of mountains and mountains without tigers. Monkeys dominate the king, anybody can live up to their appetites, and they will be in chaos. After you sing, I will appear, the feng shui turns, that’s a mess.
Liu Huijuan sighed
Let’s talk about the title of Internet celebrity women has been transferred from Mu Zimei, Sister Furong and the hooligan Yàn to Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe. This subtle influence seems to tell us that the Internet is not just a melodious stage for grassroots, but also a stage for elites to compete.
After all, the period of one off and one fire, one reveal and one red has passed away. Now, women are liberated. Whoever wants to make a long-lasting and prosperous singing of women has to rely on their strength. Mei Yuxuan said, so the surface of Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe has become inevitable!
Qiu Yuzhen's words aroused everyone's nostalgia for the prosperous era of new poetry: Speaking of poetry, I still like Beidao's "Answer", Jianghe's "Monument", Shu Ting's "To Oaks", Gu Cheng's "Far and Near" and "A Generation",
We used to want to hug the dancing stone eagerly
We remember the love and singing of the pig
We were crying at the captain and wanted to call him father
We know that the huge wild goose has flew to the north
We dream of having a house
Facing the sea, spring flowers bloom
What a beautiful and long-lasting poetic feeling that those new poems are!
The girls chattered and laughed constantly
A Fei was speechless, but he felt a lot in his heart: Those who talk about poetry without appreciation are called tasteless; those who are addicted to reality and cannot let their thoughts fly to the clouds are called vulgar; those who are bound by secular logic and those who are cautious in pleasing secular authority are just pretentious
After watching Lihua's self-disclosure on Feng Huáng TV, people will understand what they say after 30 years. If Picasso was not optimistic at the beginning, he was very angry. Such a situation is unbearable for Zhao Lihua and others!
You Zhao Lihua and others are holding the taxpayers' blood and sweat, but they write such despicable children's literature. The taxpayers can write casually better than you. It's very polite to spoof you.
But you are still shameless. One said that people today do not understand your things properly, and it is not interesting. One said that you are Picasso's reincarnation in China, and your value history will respect it.
I wonder if Zhao Lihua herself could starve to death if she relied on poetry writing. A Fei just felt that spending the money of a national first-class writer to support writers who could not even support themselves is one of the reasons why our country was backward?
No wonder Han Han proposed to disband the Chinese Writers Association. At the same time, Li Dayan also proposed to disband the so-called civil groups that eat imperial grain that are not civilians who are not civilian and officials standing in the pit and not shitting, wasting taxpayers' money.
If you have the ability to learn from Han Han and Li Chengpeng, you are a person who is upright and write whatever you want, because they don’t get the salary of the country.
Why no one has made a spoof in Han Han?
That is because he still deserves the conscience of a writer. He is a real writer himself, and are Zhao Lihua and others writers?
Why are you still a national first-class writer?
Can you type the Enter key and write poetry, at least at the national level?
Therefore, spoofing Zhao Lihua is not a simple incident. Spoofing Zhao Lihua's Enter key method is a collective act of accusation and condemnation by the people of the people. As the activity deepens, the people have understood that the reason why the servants ride on the master's head and scatter and urinate, and act like a blessing is because the people do not have the Enter key. Now that they have it, Zhao Lihua and others dare to act rashly in the future, so they will tell you that the taxpayer's money is not easy to get!
The Internet is really a good thing. If you abuse cats, don’t try to hide; if you break the law, you will have nowhere to hide; if you hide the people’s tax bank, you will spit it out as much as you hide; if you fake South China tigers, you will cross the street and everyone will shout and beat them...
How to discover that the Internet is the vast ocean of people's war!
Long live the Internet!
Long live the Enter key!
What a simple truth, it makes the servant faint
It is undeniable that Han Han was a little arrogant, but after reading Zhao's new poems, he found that his arrogance towards modern poets still makes sense.
After reading that part of the poet's poems, every normal person has the urge to think about beating people!
Ah Fei! Jun Ru's mother called out and said, "What's wrong? Did your aunt choke just now? Why did you always like to talk big and unique opinions, but today, why did you become so deep?
The girls smirked
Sister-in-law, don’t say that Ah!
Aunt Tian Xiumei smiled and said coquettishly, "How dare I choke him?" Your baby son, if you choke me, you, a mother, are not happy! The mother and son join forces, I won't have any good results! Besides, there are so many niece-in-law eyeing him!"
After saying that, she glared at Ah Fei with resentment.
Why did my aunt choke me? It was too late for my aunt to love me!
A Fei walked down the slope and said with a smile, "I'm wondering why there are so many literati and poets in our family suddenly? My aunt and Yuxuan sister Huijuan sister Yuzhen sister Han Xue commented on poetry and talked about it. What I said on the Internet is very clear. I feel ashamed of myself and feel ashamed of myself, as if I am so ashamed of myself, I am ashamed of myself and feel ashamed of myself!
Tell! Come on! The girls said coquettishly, say what you have and say what you have. Let’s not let go of what you have. Come on these stupid flattery and flattery!
Haha! I was so excited about talking about the good economic situation of Guohua Group just now, but now I am talking about literary and poetry Internet celebrities excitedly. It seems that our family’s level is not ordinary high! It can be compared with the poetry competition in "Dream of Red Mansions"!
A Feilang laughed and said, "What is the leader of the pear blossom? I think it is defiling the white pear blossom. The pear blossom has a very close relationship with poetry since ancient times. It is said that when the Song Dynasty poet Zhang Xian married an 18-year-old concubine when he was 80 years old. Su Dongpo wrote a joke poem: "Eighteen brides, eighty-year-old brides, pale hair, red makeup, mandarin duck quilts, and a tree of pear blossoms pressed against the crabapple." Dongpo is Dongpo, and he can make fun of it even if he makes fun of it."
I especially like the two sentences of "Song of White Snow Sending Judge Wu Returning to Beijing" in Cen Shen's "Song of White Snow Sends Judgment Wu's Return to Beijing": "Suddenly it's like a spring breeze, and thousands of pear blossoms blooming". The most beautiful image of it - "pear blossom" describes the snow, the whiteness and elegance of snow
Now the pear blossoms are finally related to contemporary poetry. I once thought that Sister Furong's appearance, posture and style have defiled the word "Furong"
And when the 'pear blossom body' comes out, I'm also worried about the pear blossom
There was a pear tree as thick as a bowl in my hometown. The pear blossoms in spring bloomed in a colorful way, as thin as cicadas' wings. I admired their flawless whiteness. Although the pear blossoms in the "pear blossom body" were also white, what I saw was pale, so pale that I could not touch my heart strings
Did Zhao Lihua miss the season of blossoming?
Some people say, be careful that Zhao Lihua is annoyed. If you make a big pear, you will get it. Then let’s take a bite!
The girls couldn't help laughing again
Xue Liyi knew that he was deliberately looking for topics to tell others. When she saw that all the girls were focusing on her, she responded: Recently, the most popular girl Yu Dan should be the cultural super girl, one interprets the Analects of Confucius and the other talks about Kunqu opera, which is popular all over the country! She is very catching up with Ji Lianhai and surpassing Yi Zhongtian!
It's Ah!
Zheng Xiu'e sighed, after working hard for a day, she was able to calm down and listen to her talk about the Analects of Confucius. She felt very comfortable and comfortable in her heart, as if she was interpreting not only the Analects of Confucius, but the hearts of each of us!
Sister Xiu'e said it right!
A Fei echoed that Yu Dan was popular because she gave us mechanized modern people living in the steel and concrete framework of urban high-rise buildings and buildings, a meal of chicken soup for the soul to relax and return to themselves! Right?
I have only watched a few episodes of Yu Dan's show, but I am not interested in her. Yu Wen smiled and said, however, the leader of the Pear Blossom Sect Zhao Lihua was very popular some time ago!
What leader? Jun Ru’s mother obviously rarely comes into contact with the Internet, so she couldn’t help but ask in surprise, is it the Demon Sect?
The girls laughed
It's even more terrifying than Dongfang Bubai! Mei Yuxuan smiled and said, "She is a poet, and is said to be a national first-class writer!" Her poems have caused a fierce debate on the Internet!
That must be written very well! Jun Ru's mother said, the poet's profound, obscure and obscure writing is probably not understandable!
Lina smiled and said: Mom, listen to her masterpiece: "Only in Tennessee"
No doubt
The pie I made
It's the whole world
The best tasty
Ah? That's it? Jun Ru's mother said in surprise, is this a new poem?
Xuewen said: And there is another one! The title is "I finally found it under a tree":
An ant
Another ant
A group of ants
There may be more ants
Xia Yuhe smiled and said: What else! "Picking Peaches"
Poets made an appointment to pick peaches in the western suburbs of Beijing
Ask me if I'll go
I said I won't go if I discuss it
But picking peaches is fun
Much better than viewing flowers
Ah?This is also called poetry Ah? Jun Ru's mother laughed and said, then I can write poetry too!
In front of my door
There are two pear trees
One is a pear tree
Another one
It's also a pear tree
The girls laughed
Qiu Yuzhen said: Mom, there are even more amazing things! There are only two lines in the poem "It's Snow on Langfang":
It's already a very thick layer
And still
Haha! It’s so amazing! Jun Ru’s mother was so happy that she said, “Those new poems are not as good as those of ancient limericks!”
From a distance, the pagoda is dark,
Thin top and thick bottom
One day,
Thin bottom and thick top
Is the same level? Haha! The girls laughed, and Lina Xuewen giggled and kept giggling
It's Ah!
Han Xue suddenly came out and said, now, the crown of the Internet celebrity woman has been transferred from Mu Zimei, Sister Furong and the hooligan Yàn to Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe! It’s really the queen who takes turns to do it, and she will come to my house next year!
Oh! I said why don’t you go to rest? Let’s talk about these three women here! The teachers in our school also like to talk about such hot topics!
Aunt Tian Xiumei also came over in her pajamas and said, "As the saying goes, three women will be divided into who will sing in one play. If the three above are the three, that's amazing. If any one of them is pulled out alone, it will be very popular. If three of them gather together, it will be strange if they are not popular.
Alas, have you gone to rest? Why are you all running down again? Jun Ru's mother wondered
You are so quarrel that you can't sleep! Aunt Tian Xiumei said coquettishly, you can hear your laughter upstairs!
It's Ah! Especially Lina's giggle, you can hear it several miles away! Tang Wenqing teased with a giggle, Lina muttered coquettishly
Twenty years ago Cui Jian sang in a song: It’s not that I don’t understand, the world changes quickly, now there is an Internet, this world is like taking stimulants, becoming an acceleration. In a blink of an eye, the boat has passed thousands of mountains and mountains without tigers. Monkeys dominate the king, anybody can live up to their appetites, and they will be in chaos. After you sing, I will appear, the feng shui turns, that’s a mess.
Liu Huijuan sighed
Let’s talk about the title of Internet celebrity women has been transferred from Mu Zimei, Sister Furong and the hooligan Yàn to Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe. This subtle influence seems to tell us that the Internet is not just a melodious stage for grassroots, but also a stage for elites to compete.
After all, the period of one off and one fire, one reveal and one red has passed away. Now, women are liberated. Whoever wants to make a long-lasting and prosperous singing of women has to rely on their strength. Mei Yuxuan said, so the surface of Yu Dan, Zhao Lihua and Li Yinhe has become inevitable!
Qiu Yuzhen's words aroused everyone's nostalgia for the prosperous era of new poetry: Speaking of poetry, I still like Beidao's "Answer", Jianghe's "Monument", Shu Ting's "To Oaks", Gu Cheng's "Far and Near" and "A Generation",
We used to want to hug the dancing stone eagerly
We remember the love and singing of the pig
We were crying at the captain and wanted to call him father
We know that the huge wild goose has flew to the north
We dream of having a house
Facing the sea, spring flowers bloom
What a beautiful and long-lasting poetic feeling that those new poems are!
The girls chattered and laughed constantly
A Fei was speechless, but he felt a lot in his heart: Those who talk about poetry without appreciation are called tasteless; those who are addicted to reality and cannot let their thoughts fly to the clouds are called vulgar; those who are bound by secular logic and those who are cautious in pleasing secular authority are just pretentious
After watching Lihua's self-disclosure on Feng Huáng TV, people will understand what they say after 30 years. If Picasso was not optimistic at the beginning, he was very angry. Such a situation is unbearable for Zhao Lihua and others!
You Zhao Lihua and others are holding the taxpayers' blood and sweat, but they write such despicable children's literature. The taxpayers can write casually better than you. It's very polite to spoof you.
But you are still shameless. One said that people today do not understand your things properly, and it is not interesting. One said that you are Picasso's reincarnation in China, and your value history will respect it.
I wonder if Zhao Lihua herself could starve to death if she relied on poetry writing. A Fei just felt that spending the money of a national first-class writer to support writers who could not even support themselves is one of the reasons why our country was backward?
No wonder Han Han proposed to disband the Chinese Writers Association. At the same time, Li Dayan also proposed to disband the so-called civil groups that eat imperial grain that are not civilians who are not civilian and officials standing in the pit and not shitting, wasting taxpayers' money.
If you have the ability to learn from Han Han and Li Chengpeng, you are a person who is upright and write whatever you want, because they don’t get the salary of the country.
Why no one has made a spoof in Han Han?
That is because he still deserves the conscience of a writer. He is a real writer himself, and are Zhao Lihua and others writers?
Why are you still a national first-class writer?
Can you type the Enter key and write poetry, at least at the national level?
Therefore, spoofing Zhao Lihua is not a simple incident. Spoofing Zhao Lihua's Enter key method is a collective act of accusation and condemnation by the people of the people. As the activity deepens, the people have understood that the reason why the servants ride on the master's head and scatter and urinate, and act like a blessing is because the people do not have the Enter key. Now that they have it, Zhao Lihua and others dare to act rashly in the future, so they will tell you that the taxpayer's money is not easy to get!
The Internet is really a good thing. If you abuse cats, don’t try to hide; if you break the law, you will have nowhere to hide; if you hide the people’s tax bank, you will spit it out as much as you hide; if you fake South China tigers, you will cross the street and everyone will shout and beat them...
How to discover that the Internet is the vast ocean of people's war!
Long live the Internet!
Long live the Enter key!
What a simple truth, it makes the servant faint
It is undeniable that Han Han was a little arrogant, but after reading Zhao's new poems, he found that his arrogance towards modern poets still makes sense.
After reading that part of the poet's poems, every normal person has the urge to think about beating people!
Ah Fei! Jun Ru's mother called out and said, "What's wrong? Did your aunt choke just now? Why did you always like to talk big and unique opinions, but today, why did you become so deep?
The girls smirked
Sister-in-law, don’t say that Ah!
Aunt Tian Xiumei smiled and said coquettishly, "How dare I choke him?" Your baby son, if you choke me, you, a mother, are not happy! The mother and son join forces, I won't have any good results! Besides, there are so many niece-in-law eyeing him!"
After saying that, she glared at Ah Fei with resentment.
Why did my aunt choke me? It was too late for my aunt to love me!
A Fei walked down the slope and said with a smile, "I'm wondering why there are so many literati and poets in our family suddenly? My aunt and Yuxuan sister Huijuan sister Yuzhen sister Han Xue commented on poetry and talked about it. What I said on the Internet is very clear. I feel ashamed of myself and feel ashamed of myself, as if I am so ashamed of myself, I am ashamed of myself and feel ashamed of myself!
Tell! Come on! The girls said coquettishly, say what you have and say what you have. Let’s not let go of what you have. Come on these stupid flattery and flattery!
Haha! I was so excited about talking about the good economic situation of Guohua Group just now, but now I am talking about literary and poetry Internet celebrities excitedly. It seems that our family’s level is not ordinary high! It can be compared with the poetry competition in "Dream of Red Mansions"!
A Feilang laughed and said, "What is the leader of the pear blossom? I think it is defiling the white pear blossom. The pear blossom has a very close relationship with poetry since ancient times. It is said that when the Song Dynasty poet Zhang Xian married an 18-year-old concubine when he was 80 years old. Su Dongpo wrote a joke poem: "Eighteen brides, eighty-year-old brides, pale hair, red makeup, mandarin duck quilts, and a tree of pear blossoms pressed against the crabapple." Dongpo is Dongpo, and he can make fun of it even if he makes fun of it."
I especially like the two sentences of "Song of White Snow Sending Judge Wu Returning to Beijing" in Cen Shen's "Song of White Snow Sends Judgment Wu's Return to Beijing": "Suddenly it's like a spring breeze, and thousands of pear blossoms blooming". The most beautiful image of it - "pear blossom" describes the snow, the whiteness and elegance of snow
Now the pear blossoms are finally related to contemporary poetry. I once thought that Sister Furong's appearance, posture and style have defiled the word "Furong"
And when the 'pear blossom body' comes out, I'm also worried about the pear blossom
There was a pear tree as thick as a bowl in my hometown. The pear blossoms in spring bloomed in a colorful way, as thin as cicadas' wings. I admired their flawless whiteness. Although the pear blossoms in the "pear blossom body" were also white, what I saw was pale, so pale that I could not touch my heart strings
Did Zhao Lihua miss the season of blossoming?
Some people say, be careful that Zhao Lihua is annoyed. If you make a big pear, you will get it. Then let’s take a bite!
The girls couldn't help laughing again
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