Chapter 83 Wild Stories

Feng Ruo's head injury, his short hair, shaved into a boy, poked Li Tiandong's neck from time to time as the car swayed, causing him a little pain and more itchy. So he rubbed his face against her head, but his eyes kept going down her neck. This time, because she leaned against him, the neckline was pulled open. In addition to seeing half of the white flesh, he could also see a white bra.

It was precisely because of this little thing blocking that Li Tiandong could not see the panoramic view. Just as he felt itchy and unable to scratch it, Feng Ruo suddenly tilted his body and his whole face fainted between his legs, which made him very excited.

Because people are also vigilant when they are asleep, it is impossible to make such a big move and have not woken up yet. There is only one reason. Feng Ruo has already woken up at this time. Could it be that she is also in a state of turmoil when she does this?

When Li Tiandong was thinking about it, he suddenly felt a heat below, as if the whole root was swallowed, and it was like a spoonful of warm water was poured, and then he smelled a strange smell.

Feng Ruo held up his body, his face pale, and said guiltily: Sorry, I can't help it!

Li Tiandong was stunned and then shouted: Driver, stop, open the door!

The sound was very sudden, the driver instinctively stopped the car, and everyone in the car was awakened, looking back at him in surprise.

Without time to explain, Li Tiandong squatted halfway, holding a pile of filth in his hand, and got off the car in three steps.

Fortunately, there was a small river not far away, and he jumped down the river with a pounce.

After washing, he loudly asked the people in the car to help him take off his luggage, but such a thing was simply a refreshing news during the long journey. The people in the car either looked at him with laughter or continued to close their eyes and rest.

Fortunately, Feng Ruo may be ashamed, so he swayed out of the car with his bag and just threw it over, and then squatted down.

Li Tiandong quickly pulled out a pair of trousers from his bag and put them on. When he saw Feng Ruo squatting there and almost fainting his nephew, he quickly stepped forward and helped her into the car.

OK OK OK, drive.

Hu Yike ordered the driver.No one expressed sympathy for them.

The two returned to their seats. Li Tiandong took out the motion sickness she had just given herself from her bag, stuffed two pieces into her mouth, and said laughing and crying: You just said that I was not a man in motion sickness. Why did you faint now?

I am a man, why can't I be motion sickness?

Although Feng Ruo has already vomited so much that he has no human form, he still has no forgiveness in his mouth.

I don’t know how you did it on a motorcycle that day.Remember, you owe me another pair of pants.

You can kill yourself.

Feng Ruo held his head, "Oh, I won't say anything anymore, I'm dizzy, I'll sleep."

As he said that, his head tilted, and his nephew was on his shoulder again.

If Feng Ruo leaned on his shoulder just now and was unconscious in his sleep, he was intentional now, it means that she at least did not reject herself.

Although he ruined his pants, Li Tiandong still couldn't help but laugh.

The drivers were all used to rush, but the passengers couldn't stand it anymore. At around 1:00 pm, everyone was clamoring to get off the bus and have dinner.The driver parked his car at a small restaurant on the side of the road.

This hotel has a bit of the smell of Longmen Inn. There is no village in front or store in the back. There is only a two-story building standing alone, with a sign at the door: Parking for dinner.

There is no delicious food in the countryside shop, and the food is so expensive.

But anyway, it wasn't about eating their own, so the group sat down and started eating when the food came.

Feng Ruo had no appetite, and Li Tiandong ran around to take care of him. Even if she was a policewoman who was beaten, she was a little moved.

While eating, everyone suddenly heard a noisy sound behind them.Hu Yike looked at the people here and said in surprise: Where is Dr. Ni?

He just went to the bathroom.

Some people say.At this time, everyone also reacted. One of the noisy sounds turned out to be Ni Fang.Except for Li Tiandong and Feng Ruo, everyone put down their dishes and rushed over.

At the back of the hotel, Ni Fangzheng was arguing with a woman holding her waistband.

The woman was so powerful that she left him powerless.

When he saw everyone coming, he was in a spirit and shouted: Dean Hu, it’s amazing, we met a black store!

There is only one toilet in this kind of country shop, and it is not distinguished between men and women, so it comes first.

When Ni Fang came over just now, he saw that the toilet door was open, so he hurried in.

Of course, there is no difference between standing and squatting pits in this kind of toilet. No matter how big or small it is, it is squatting pits in squatting pits.

As soon as Ni Fang took out the bird, he saw a woman squatting there with two big butts sticking out. The two of them looked at each other, both stunned, and then the woman screamed.

Ni Fang was so scared that he said sorry, and then ran out and waited at the door.

After a while, the woman ran out with her waistband.

This woman is in her thirties and looks ugly, but she is extremely vulgar when she opens her mouth. She says Ni Fang is a hooligan, peeing at herself and asking him to compensate for her mental losses.

Of course, Ni Fang disagreed, so he started arguing.

You are so stupid, how old are you who don’t understand the rules?Peeking at me, I refuse to admit my mistakes and curse others?

Why don't you close the door when you pee?Let’s take a look and you will lose money. This is not a black store.