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Chapter 119 Li Ziya

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My name is Li Ziya. I am eight years old this year. I have a very business-minded mother and three very handsome fathers. We live in a fish and rice town in the south. There are beautiful mountains and rivers, and businessmen doing business all over the country. They will tell me interesting things in different places and teach me a lot of knowledge. Although I know a lot of things now, there are still many unsolved mysteries in my head.

For example, with my name, I asked my mother why she gave me a girl's name. I was obviously a dignified man, so I didn't want a name that was so masculine and sissy.

Every time I protest like my mother, my mother always looks at me in awkward manner, and then change the subject

I was thinking that since my mother ignored me, I could go to find my father, so I went to find my fathers.

As a result, Dad Wu said that men are determined to be in all directions and should not be scruples because of this little thing. The name is just a title. Why should you care so much?

Dad Wen said, "Dude, gentle and elegant, such a meaningful name is what everyone hopes for you, you should be kind."

Dad Bai was even more over-the-top. After hearing this, he said calmly, since you don’t like the name Li Ziya, then call it Li Yazi!

Li Yazi!

Li Yazi!

Li Ziya!

After comparing, I thought about it and felt that my name was very beautiful, but I still liked this name very much!

For example, my three fathers, my three fathers are obviously handsome and talented, and have strong abilities. According to the national laws of Jingyu Kingdom, they cannot be doomed. Why do my three fathers take this risk and follow my mother?

I don’t say that my mother is not good, I just think that my mother is too much. It is already a great blessing for a man as good as my father to occupy one person. She actually occupied three by one person. It’s really a bit untolerable!

But I dare not ask my mother what methods did she use to tame my three dads. After all, when I ask, my mother will definitely be angry. My mother will be angry. My three dads will definitely torture me again.

Dad Wu and Dad Bai are fine, at most they just send me martial arts and copy books, but Dad Bai is the most terrifying. He always likes to put some strange things in the things I like to eat, which makes me diarrhea and itchy all over my body

After saying so many things that are confusing to me, I will talk about my family and relieve my irritability!

My mother, it is rumored that a talented woman who is proficient in both piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and she is particularly keen on business.

But I can't see it at all. She either eats, drinks and plays at home or goes out to eat, drinks and plays. I have never seen her piano, chess, calligraphy and paintings at all. As for her business mind, I don't know.

Although Uncle Lan visits my house every once in a while, this cannot prove my mother's business acumen.

Uncle Lan has money because he earned it through his own efforts, what does it have to do with his mother?

Why do they all say that their mother is a once-in-a-thousand-year genius? It's so strange

Dad Wu, he is obviously very handsome, but I don’t know why he always likes to wear a human skin mask to pretend to himself when he goes out. I asked Dad why, he said he is a person who has died once, and wearing a mask can make you live a better life.

Has died once?

Why can you still live now after dying?

I don't believe Dad Wu's words. I think he must have done this just to make his mother feel at ease. Dad Wu is so great for his mother.

Dad Wu likes to practice martial arts, so he opened a martial arts school in the town, which specializes in teaching his children to practice martial arts. I heard that the security of the town was not very good. Since Dad Wu opened the martial arts school, the town has become orderly. It seems that Dad Wu is still a very amazing person.

Dad Wen, who is proficient in poetry and books, opened a private school in the town, specializing in teaching some poor children, and he can't get any money.

I asked him that most of the towns are farming villagers, and what is the use of reading?

Unexpectedly, after I asked, my father, who has always been good-tempered, became angry. He said that reading and literacy are applied to life. People do not have to read well, but being able to read literacy and know a little bit is also very useful for them.

Although I don’t understand this principle, I know that because of Dad Bai’s teachings and mother’s guidance, many villagers have embarked on the road of doing business. According to mother’s words, the current town is a scenic tourist area. These villagers must keep up with the times in order to move towards a better life.

Daddy Bai, I think he is the most idle, hey!

No, Daddy Bai is the most amazing

Why do you say so?

Because the other two fathers either open martial arts schools or private schools have their own things to do, but what about Dad Bai?

I often stay at home. As the saying goes, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, but Dad Bai often stays in the kitchen to study some very strange foods, and there are also!

There are many books in Dad Bai's study, which is different from Dad Wen's. Most of Dad Bai's books are pictures, and those pictures are all stripped of their clothes and don't know what they are doing. The posture is still very strange. I really don't know why Dad Bai likes these strange things.

According to Dad Bai’s self-report, the two things he likes to do most are cooking and sleeping with his mother. I can understand how to cook. After all, Dad Bai’s cooking is really delicious, but what is it like to sleep with his mother!

Wouldn't you just lie down and close your eyes?

What's fun, it's so weird

But I dare not complain about this to Dad Bai, because I discovered Dad Bai’s third hobby, which is that I always make some weird things to tease me when I accidentally do it, and force me to say that he is the most amazing of the three Dads. If I don’t say it, I will feel in pain. Woo, I am really pitiful.

OK!

I am Li Ziya, living in a child from an ordinary and weird family, with a beautiful mother and three dads of different styles...