Chapter 350 Joke

Old Prince, can you take the initiative to ask a question?Lord Lin said gently.

King Cheng smiled and looked at him: Lord Lin, you are my guest today, why should you be so polite? Even if you have anything to say, I will definitely tell you everything.

Lin Wanrong nodded, pointed to the pretty woman in the field, and said softly: Prince, can you tell me why you want to make this lady laugh?Could it be that she doesn’t laugh on weekdays? Or she smiled too much and had her mouth cramped?

King Cheng was stunned. What was this called? He smiled too much and his mouth was cramped?

Only Lin San can figure it out.

The prince laughed and patted his shoulder and said: Lord Lin is indeed funny and humorous. I am optimistic about you. It seems that you are the guest who enters the curtain tonight.This lady is not that she can’t laugh, but said that her smile only blooms at the person she likes, maybe she is Lord Lin!

Yeah?Lin Wanrong looked at the woman in the audience in a daze and said with a smile: This lady is indeed unique, I like it.In fact, laughing is a very important thing.Oh, old prince, what do you think is successful in being a human being?The next sentence he said loudly, so that everyone in the hall could hear it clearly. When the people in the field heard Lord Lin’s high opinion, they immediately stopped talking and pricked up their ears to listen to his high opinion.

I have not thought about this yet.Prince Cheng smiled and said: I wish you a great opinion from Lord Lin.

Of course, the prince doesn’t need to think about it. You are born with a wealthy life and are born with a golden spoon in your mouth. How can we compare with you?Lord Lin laughed: Tell me, it’s actually very simple to be a successful person. Men have to be upward every day, while women have to smile.Hehe, Prince, you are a wise person, you must understand it as soon as you hear it.

He is a poet, and his words are full of slutty. There are also many sluts like him in the hall. When he heard his slutty words, someone couldn't help laughing out loud.

This Lord Lin seems to be a veteran Ah in the Fengyue Field, and he can tell such hidden jokes.

Those who reacted quickly and slowly heard the meaning of his words. They turned around and laughed secretly. However, the lady in the field glanced at him, not knowing what she was thinking.

King Cheng laughed and said: High, high!Lord Lin is indeed unfathomable. I admire you. Now I am more and more optimistic about you.However, today all the elites of Dahua are present, and you also have many strong rivals!After he finished speaking, he seemed to take a casual look at everyone, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.

If she could be the guest of this lady's entrance, she would definitely be more happy than a god. Everyone was attracted by the beauty, and her eyes fell on her, thinking hard about how to make her laugh.

It was indeed the elite of Dahua, and he was extremely quick-witted. Lord Lin yawned lazily, and saw the big belly Lord Ye who was talking just now standing up and saying: All colleagues are so humble, so the official will throw away the bricks and show his ugly words first.Prince, let me tell you a joke!

King Cheng nodded and smiled, signaling him to continue. Lin Wanrong looked at him with contempt. He was so old and fat, and he still wanted to be the guest of the lady's entrance. It was really erratic.

Brother Tai, what position does this Lord Ye have in the court?Seeing that he was quick-witted and suave, I thought that his official position should not be below me.Lord Lin asked, holding a master sitting behind him.

In shock, the master almost spit out the fine wine in his mouth. Lord Lin was indeed a favorite minister of the emperor, and even Lord Ye didn't take it seriously. It seemed that he would take his place in the near future. He couldn't say that he should flatter the emperor's close minister: Oh, Lord Lin, you said Lord Ye, he is the Minister of Personnel in the current dynasty!

Minister of Personnel?

Yaya, isn’t that my immediate boss’s boss?

Lord Lin smiled awkwardly: This brother is indeed honest enough.In fact, as my peak, how could I not know him?I just asked this, just want to get to know my brother. My brother’s name is Gao’s name, where is Gao’s place?

The adult hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare, I dare, the lower official Yan Daoji is a bachelor of Wenhua Palace, who is specialized in copying and recording various historical books and classics."In addition, when there are major events, such as sacrifices to heaven and amnesty, the subordinate officials also draft edicts for the emperor.

Oh, isn't this the secretary? This is a good errand.

Yan Daoji is at the top of the back row, which means he is the first in the second gear. Lin Wanrong clasped his fists and said: It turned out to be Yan Daoji, Brother Yan, who has been admired for a long time and has been disrespectful.

Lord Lin was talking to Yan Daoji in a false way, but heard that Lord Ye had already started to tell jokes.

I saw him walking to the lady with a big belly step by step, and smiled flatteringly: Once upon a time, a scholar teased a stuttering child, and he said, "If you learn to call a duck, I will buy you a bag of melon seeds to eat!"’The stuttering child said, ‘You just buy me ten bags of melons... melons... melon seeds, I won’t learn to yell for you!!!’

He imitated the duck's scream while telling jokes. His big belly trembled and it was very ridiculous, and everyone laughed together.

Lord Ye glanced at the lady proudly, but saw that she looked faint and cold, and had no intention of laughing.

Lin Wanrong laughed loudly, you old man is too lacking in the fireworks to tell jokes. How can we men be so honest when we tell jokes? If we don’t get any meat, what kind of jokes are they called?

Seeing that the Minister of Personnel Ye took action personally, although the results were minimal, he played a good lead role. A few people immediately got up and told jokes. However, the woman was like a natural ice cube. Others laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth, but she was expressionless and still, as if she was deaf.

Pretend to look like it!Lord Lin smiled in his heart. If it weren't for what he saw with his own eyes today, I wouldn't have known that you, a fox, could even play a fairy, and look so holy.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the court became more and more active, but there was nothing that could make the beautiful woman laugh. King Cheng looked around and his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and said with a smile: Su Zhuangyuan, you are the new top name Enke. You must be very talented, come and try it out quickly.

Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai are always dealing with each other, and immediately took the lead in applauding and applauding when he heard this.

Su Mubai glanced at him, nodded and stood up and smiled: Those present today are all Mubai's seniors, and the officials dare not cross it.But since it was the prince who spoke, the official had to say something bad, so I'll tell a joke.Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children. The eldest son is called Dadan and the second son is called Erdan. What is the third son's name?

This is simple, big egg, second egg, and the next one is naturally the three eggs!A straight intestine shouted carelessly.

Lord Lin, what do you think?Su Mubai smiled slightly and asked.

Your grandfather, dare you scold me?

Lord Lin was extremely angry. He was a prank expert. Although this joke was hidden, he could naturally understand the dual meanings. He smiled and said with a slight smile: Lord Su is good at learning, and you must know this answer better than anyone else.

Su Mubai smiled and said proudly: Lin Xiaomao’s parents have three children. The older one is called Dadan, the second one is called Erdan, and the third one is naturally Lin Xiaomao. Hahahaha, Chengrun, Chengrun!

It turned out to be a brain teaser, and it was indeed interesting. Everyone in the field laughed, and some smart people also heard the meaning of this joke.

It’s true that the third son is named Lin Xiaomao, but according to the order of his two brothers, his name is Lin Sandan, and this name is true!

Lin Sandan?!

The man looked at Lord Lin in horror, and saw that he smiled, as if he couldn't hear the meaning of it. Only then did the man feel at ease in his heart. Fortunately, Lin Xiaomao is not as clever as me.

After the story of Sandan was told, the woman still sat upright and didn't say a word. It seemed that no one could impress her tonight.Everyone was more or less disappointed.

King Cheng saw the flames flashing in Su Mubai's eyes, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He stood up and said: Su Zhuangyuan is good at learning talent, so I am very happy. But the theme of tonight is to make the beauty smile. Now that the beauty has been looking forward to it for a long time, no one can succeed. I am also worried. Lord Lin, if you are with the emperor, your talents and abilities are naturally first-class. Come and try it too. but

King Cheng paused slightly, glanced at everyone in the hall, and said with a smile: All colleagues are telling jokes to make the beautiful woman smile. For the sake of fairness, Lord Lin, just tell a joke too.Do you have any comments?

good!Everyone applauded. I heard about the name of Lord Lin for a long time. He was both better than Goryeo and fought against Turks. He had a few strange things, but he had never witnessed his magic with his own eyes. Today, I can finally open my eyes.

Alas, you all love me. Lin Sancai is careless and can't tell jokes.Lord Lin stood up and smiled shyly, very modest and respectful.

Brother Lin is too humble.Su Mubai's eyes flashed and he looked at him and said: You are deeply favored by the emperor and are the "No. 1 person in the world" written by the emperor.The four words "No. 1 in the world" are enough to explain everything. You must have something extraordinary. It is not comparable to us ordinary people. What can tell a joke be considered?

It's Ah, it's Ah!Everyone was clamoring and their emotions were very enthusiastic.

Lin Wanrong smiled: Since Su Zhuangyuan is so loving, I have to give it a try.Brother Zhuangzi, what would you do if you met a mad dog on the street?