Chapter 1

On a rainy night, a huge and fat black shadow was riding a broken bicycle, wearing a soap-white traditional short jacket with a pair of double-breasted legs, and a black ink-black bloomers with a circle of fat legs. A crescent-shaped wound on the fat head and ears looked both pity and a bit funny on the light fat forehead. There was still some blood flowing from the wound, which was obviously just smashed open.

This Dajiquan Kung Fu master who was originally on the TV station's "Kung Fu Master", was originally named Lai Lei. He was originally a character who knocked on the back and cupped people in the bathhouse. He didn't know that in the Year of the Monkey and Horses, he made a set of gymnastics similar to Dajiquan, so he gave this set a great name, called "Thunder King Dajiquan".

Nowadays, I am not afraid that you are incompetent or afraid that you will not shout. I have coaxed Xiao Yilong, a gangster who went to China to cheat food, filmed that episode of "Kung Fu Master", and since then I have become a master of the famous Dajiquan in China and even the world.

So everyone calls Lai Lei the Thunder God.

Lai Lei originally wanted to use this to recruit more students in his community to support his family, but once the cow was blown out, it was not something he could control. He could not go abroad to avoid the limelight like the Xiao Yilong who came to cheat food.

To be honest, Lai Lei was also afraid at the beginning, which is also human nature. Who said that he has no real ability?

But another advantage of people is adaptation. Every day when they are shouted by Master Lei Gong, the little bit of fear has long disappeared, and I feel that I am really an authentic master.

If a person really feels that he is a corner, he will unconsciously forget himself. This time Lai Lei forced himself into a desperate situation.

That is the so-called "decline" and "he roared when he saw the injustice on the road. He saw a gangster named Xu Jiaodong cursing a big boxing old hand, and he thought of using his identity as a master to mediate. However, Xu Jiaodong did not give Lai Lei face at all, and even scolded Lai Lei together, which caused a martial arts storm, and the two made an appointment to compete.

Originally, Lai Lei thought he was a person who upholds justice, but Xu Jiedong gave this fat beat on the arena where thousands of people were watching, which completely understood his real situation.

A group of anti-counterfeiting in public opinion, coupled with the sarcasm of media people after interviews and the praise of Xu Jiaodong, Lai Lei felt uncomfortable.

Especially those so-called fellow disciples of his own sect were surprisingly unanimous to expel the liar Lai Lei from his master, which made Lai Lei feel even more disgusted.

Especially Tian Yongxiang, who is known as the head of the American hero, also said that he and Xu Jiaodong colluded with acting to ruin the reputation of Dajiquan, which made Lai Lei unable to swallow his anger anyway.

But I am a little bit light. Although I am originally a fake master, why is that Tian Yongxiang the same?

With his face, some garbage medals issued by the Hong Kong Tourism Association to fans of Dajiquan to participate. Tian Yongxiang, who is even more fake than himself, has become authentic and has taken advantage of himself in terms of generations, because Lai Lei claims to be the eighth-generation disciple of Dajiquan, and that Tian Yongxiang claims to be the sixth-generation disciple. Wouldn't this say that he is Lai Lei's master and grandma, and at the same time he also attacks Lai Lei for attention. How can Lai Lei not make him feel impulsive for a moment!

I want to give you big liars some color to see. You forced me. Huh, don't blame me...

A strong and dirty thought gushed out in the heart of this little man who was originally just to make a living. What kind of master?What magical power?They are all fucking, but they are just as lying as me, but I cheated a little bit, and were ruined by Xiao Xiao, who was hypocritical in front of you, thieves and prostitutes behind others... Xu Jiaodong also used brute force. Seeing that you are a fake Taoist who eats people without spitting bones and kills without using a knife, it is better than Xu Jiaodong who is full of feces. He scolds you liars and beats you for being fake. He is really fucking right. Hum... I'm here to fight against fakes, and let everyone see how fake you are... At this time, Lai Lei's hatred for Xu Jiaodong is far less than that for those classmates who once claimed to be his fellow martial arts.

Ah...Ah...Young Master Kang... It's too deep...Ah...I can't stand it, please spare me and fuck me!My ass is about to crack. Mr. Kang... Mr. Kang... fuck me... fuck Tian Yongxiang's slutty pussy, slutty pussy, slutty pussy... Ah... Help Ah... Woo...

A tall and thin woman in Hanfu tied her hair bun, like a fairy girl, sitting on a man in a suit and tie on her back, scattered under the clothes she was lifted up. The man's thick cock fell together between the thighs of the Hanfu beauty. The man lay comfortably and lazily behind the woman, and he didn't want to use a little strength to fuck this ancient costume beauty who was dressed in a fairy-like manner. She let her use her own strength to suck the man's genitals with her dry anus. Although she was in pain and begged hard, it was obvious that without the man's permission, Tian Yongxiang did not dare to smear the man who made him stroking his cock in pain behind her.

Little slut, aren’t you pretending to be a fairy in front of others?Come on, tell me what I'm doing now, damn...

Fucking the asshole, Mr. Kang is fucking my Tian Yongxiang's smelly asshole, Ah... Mr. Kang is going to get his asshole leaked, and the shit is about to come out... Woo woo...

This female fairy with a fairy spirit in front of her actually released a series of popcorn-like farts from her asshole that was tightly blocked by the man. A stream of hot, sticky and smelly feces were poured on the man's cock deep into his anus, making the man shiver comfortably.

Fuck, you spray feces every time. Damn, you are a fucking manipulator! It’s not as good as your mother’s asshole, why are you still standing there? Lick it clean for me...

Tian Yongxiang didn't care about cleaning her lower body, so she had to lie between the man's legs obediently and stretched out her lilac tongue to clean up the man's feces stained with her cock.

Seeing this ancient beauty eating her own feces on her dick like ice cream, her sexy lips were covered with yellowish-brown filth, she couldn't help but feel like the Jade Emperor in the sky.

Who asked you to tell the media about the Thunder God?

Tian Yongxiang, who was still cleaning the man's cock in grievance, couldn't help but tremble when she heard the man's cold questioning. She raised her head timidly and looked at the man who was staring at her, as if she fell into an ice cave.

I...I...

What am I?Didn’t you tell you to be more low-key during this period?Slutty, are you so fond of yourself in front of those paparazzi?Humph... I can hold you up and throw you to the ground and ruin your reputation. You'd better give me some tact...

Yes... I will never dare to do it again next time. This time, the paparazzi chased me and asked me what I thought about the competition between Xu Jiedong and Lei Gong. I... I think only by slapping them together can we separate the relationship and prevent Dajiquan from being too much hindered, so... so...

So just fucking self-righteous nonsense, right?What a fucking slutty pussy with long hair and short knowledge, it's useless except for fucking someone...

The man pressed Tian Yongxiang's hair tightly under his abdomen. A cock that had not ejaculated was shot and shot straight into Tian Yongxiang's esophagus. He immediately rolled his eyes and sweated and twitched his hands and feet. When his lower abdomen was loose, urine and feces were immediately spread all over the floor.

Useless slut...

The man slapped Tian Yongxiang on the pretty face with a heavy hand, beating Tian Yongxiang, who was known as the head of the big boxing beauty, so he had to stand up and stretch his neck to swallow the cock that the man slipped into his little mouth as much as possible. He had no temper at all, let alone the fairy spirit in the ancient costume photo of Aochen hanging on the wall.

Seeing that the woman could not hold on, the man let go of the hand that was holding the woman's hair tightly, let Tian Yongxiang fall into his shit like a dying smelly fish on the side, gasping heavily, and his mouth and nose were covered with white foam like rice paste being pounded by the man's cock.

The man was still a little angry, and suddenly his glans warmed up, his two soft lips gently held it, and a fragrant tongue swept the urethra. Then he looked at it and it turned out that it was Tian Yongxiang and he buried his pretty face in the man's unejaculated crotch. His tall and white neck was like a swan drinking water, moving up and down with his mouth, which made the man feel relaxed and happy.

Little slut, now he is more and more able to serve people, hehe...what are you doing now?

Well... um... lick your cock and suck your eggs... um...

Why lick Ah!hey-hey……

Licking Mr. Kang makes Mr. Kang feel good, um... so... so good to fuck Tian Yongxiang's cunt...

What else?

Fuck... fuck the asshole, fuck Tian Yongxiang's smelly asshole, spitting feces... um...

What else?

And...and...fuck...fuck your tits and nipples...

Humph, do you really think you are a milk boss?He didn't take off all his clothes and looked in the mirror. Damn, he just didn't know what else... I said?

Ah... and... and fuck your feet for Mr. Kang. Every day... I soak your feet in jealous every day, and my feet are so naked that they are not dead at all. Mr. Kang will give you... Ah... and... you will give you a good fuck... um... um...

Humph, what else?Today is New Year's Eve, why are you just serving me with a slutty body?Humph...

The man started to whip Tian Yongxiang's face again and again, but Tian Yongxiang was speechless and could only suck the man's cock desperately to make a speechless beg to the man.

What to suck now!Tell me quickly, what else can I do to fuck? I can't say it. I don't want to pull out your skin on New Year's Eve...

With two bangs, Tian Yongxiang felt stars appear in his eyes, his cheeks were so hot that it was already swollen and numb. A bloody heat flowed out of his nose, dripping onto the man's hideous and crystal-clear dick egg.

Oh my god... stop hitting Mr. Kang, stop hitting... and... and... and fuck my mom, you can fuck my mom's pussy, wuwu...

A slut who owes beat, are you reluctant to let me fuck your mom Ah!Well... I want to be a filial daughter now, it's too late... I'll tell you how I played with you two for the first time last time. If I'm not satisfied with it, hum, believe it or not and throw your naked ass out on New Year's Eve...