Chapter 22 Teasing my aunt

Zhao Shuhao found a ditch everywhere and threw the knife in. He first sent the terrified Zhao Shurou home, and then told her not to tell her about this.

Then he took his aunt into Xili Town. The roads in the countryside were green on both sides. Liu Yanran was still a little confused when she sat behind her. Is this really the Zhao Shuhao who has always been docile and allowed to bully him?

What's wrong, I was so scared!What should you do if you sit so far behind and fall down in a while?I'm irresponsible!

Zhao Shuhao looked at his aunt's charming little face from the rearview mirror and was still confused, and he started to joke.

Shuhao, why do I feel a little confused about you?

I don’t know anything, I’m the one who is bullied by you all day long!

Liu Yanran hesitated for a long time before leaning forward a little and said slowly, but today you scared me like that, but you didn't expect you to cut people with a knife and didn't even blink.I didn't expect you to come at that time!

Haha, for the princess.Can't the prince stand up?Besides, you can bully me. If others bully me, I would have thrown him into the river and fed him to the turtle!

Seeing that his aunt was a little depressed today, Zhao Shuhao couldn't help but want to eat her tofu.

When Liu Yanran heard this, her heart beat faster. She just realized that the little nephew's angry posture was very handsome, especially the look of holding a knife in the middle was particularly masculine.

Now what does he mean by saying this? Is he trying to make it clear?

But he was not chasing a girl in his class, but he still wanted to say that only he could bully him. He was completely tolerant of himself and looked honest.

Thinking of this, a little deer ran around and bumped around.

I'll tell you a joke!

Seeing that his aunt stopped talking, Zhao Shuhao couldn't help but want to tease her?

You can still tell jokes?Why haven't I heard of it?Say it!

Liu Yanran feels that she is really not aware of this nephew who has known for more than ten years.

Zhao Shuhao coughed twice and said seriously, there was a little boy who was beaten by his mother one day and cried for most of the time. When his father came back, he rushed over and asked, why did you marry such a fierce woman as your wife?However, his father looked at him with a resentful look on his face... It's not because of you!

Liu Yanran immediately burst into laughter when she heard this. This joke can be said to be a bit yellow, but it can also be said to be not yellow.But it's a joke that suits reality.

Shuhao, you are good or bad!Didn’t you say that someone got married with a child?Let me talk about one more!

Liu Yanran has relaxed a lot and has a little forgotten the doubts in her heart.

This time I will give you a riddle for you to guess!After guessing it right, I will buy you any clothes you like. What if it is wrong?

Zhao Shuhao proposed with a sneering smile on his face.

Liu Yanran also heard that Zhao Shuhao had made money in the past two days, but there was nothing valuable in his pocket except five dollars. He said disappointedly, "I don't have anything good, why are you gamble?"

If you lose, you don’t have much request, just kiss me!

Zhao Shuhao said with a smile.

When Liu Yanran heard that this kid wanted to take advantage of him, she wanted to pinch him a few times, but she felt that she couldn't do it. She thought it would be fine if she kissed her. She was an elder. Besides, if she won, she could buy all the clothes she liked home, so she nodded and agreed.

There were four people playing mahjong together, why did the police take away five people when they came?

Zhao Shuhao smiled in his heart, "Little thing, you can play with me in a brain teaser."I used to watch these things if I didn’t watch other things when I was online.

That person is their friend, where did you watch?

Liu Yanran frowned indeed.

wrong!

After guessing several times in a row, Liu Yanran became a little impatient and finally had to surrender and asked, "Why is that?"

Because the person they played was named Mahjong, Zhao Shuhao immediately burst into laughter and succeeded.

When Liu Yanran heard this, she felt like she was being fooled and said unyieldingly, "You are like a lie, and you will ask another question."

If you lose, what else can you do?

Zhao Shuhao knew that provoking the enemy was the most useful for this hot-tempered aunt!

I'll kiss you once, I'll be fine, I don't believe that my girl's intelligence is not as smart as you, a nerd.

Liu Yanran shouted immediately, but she also thought such a small game was very fun!

Haha, you said it!Let me give you a simpler one, there is a word!Whether it is a knowledgeable professor or a teacher who specializes in Chinese, they have been pronounced incorrectly from ancient times to the present, and no one has read it correctly.Guess what this word is?

Zhao Shuhao said with a smile.

It's impossible, no one has ever thought about it right since ancient times!What you said is definitely not normal!

Liu Yanran thought about it for a long time but still didn't know the answer.

Really, I definitely don't lie!If you give in, I will tell you the answer!

Forget it, I won’t guess this time, what exactly is it?

That is the typo Ah. All primary schools have taught the pronunciation of cu, who would read Ah correctly!Ha ha.

Zhao Shuhao laughed proudly.

Liu Yanran felt a sense of frustration at this time. Why didn’t he think of such a simple truth? The two of them were talking and laughing along the way and guessing riddles. When they arrived in the town, Liu Yanran had already stretched her face and lost eleven questions, but she didn’t win any questions.