Chapter 33 Shopping with your wife and children

In the early morning, my daughter and I were playing in the bed.

Dad~ It feels so strange to have a red blood strip on his head.Selit said as he touched my head, but naturally he couldn't touch anything.

Haha, then I'll cancel the team.

No, no, I will always be in team with my dad!

It doesn't matter. I've all added friends anyway, so I can form a team at any time, it's not that bad.

Oh, OK.

The team has been disbanded

Ah, it's gone, huh...

Well, it's disbanded, you've received a prompt, right?This is also good, otherwise it would always feel like playing a game, too unreal.

Well, I received it, it's really amazing.By the way, dad, how far is this private message function?

...In theory, you can receive it as long as you keep online, it has nothing to do with distance.

Eh?Has nothing to do with distance?What does online mean?

Literally, there is no saying that life is offline, so this function is a communicator with infinite concepts.

Oh my God... it's incredible...

Why are you so surprised that your worldview is not yet formed at a young age?

Hehehe, from now on, I will send text messages to my dad every day.

As long as you go, just be happy. OK, the time is over, get up.I have said I want to go out, but I haven't done it.

I'm going with my dad.

It's too dangerous, no, stay at home and study well.

Well...Is it true?

You can't do it. Have you finished reading so many books in Beier?My father is going out to inquire about church information, which is very dangerous. Don’t worry me.

Dad is so strong!It's definitely okay, the church or something will be done in minutes!

…………Forget it, I know you are kind-hearted, I won’t talk about you anymore.

Hehehe, I despise the enemy strategically and attach importance to the enemy tactically. I know, don’t worry, dad.

Well, it would be great if my dad had a good memory like you when he was a child.

Selit put his waist up: Humph, then you still scold me every day, please praise me~

Have I praised you less?Stop making trouble, I'll leave.If you are sleepy, sleep for a while.Don't forget to have breakfast.

Uh-huh!Goodbye Dad~

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Going away?

Bei'er is tidying up my clothes, and I'm still wearing the one I chose a few days ago.

This outfit is so cute, especially the bow on the neck strap~ As he said that, he kissed me, and I also smiled and kissed me back.

By the way, Beier, do you think it’s okay for me to wear a mask to go out on the street?Wouldn't it be strange?

It’s okay, there are many people in strange costumes, and there are many races in the Saro continent. It’s not just humans, and no one cares about you in anything you wear.

There are many people who only wear sexy underwear and even vibrating toys on the street. There are also people who start masturbating or having sex on the street.

So it doesn't matter, but because people like the church are much younger.

Yes.Sesilia said, there are also people wearing all kinds of masks, who can wear them whenever they want, and no one cares about you. You see, we didn’t react much when we first saw you wearing a mask, right?

Then I'll feel relieved.Actually, I think the church has done a good job in this, otherwise I always feel that there is something wrong with the style of the world. What do you think if there is no one else on the street? What should I do if the children see it?

I think so too. We elves don’t like this kind of thing the most, but we also love peace and life, not as inhumane and cruel as the church.

Yes Yes.Lucia expressed her agreement with her sister's remarks. Compared with murder or being tied up and burned to death in the street, having sex in the street is not so difficult to accept.

………I got it, then I'll leave.Anyway, it won’t take much time. If you confirm that there is no problem, you will take you over and have fun. You have been here for half a year, and you must be almost suffocating.

Haha, it’s okay, we think this kind of life is very happy, and it’s only half a year, not long at all.

Hahaha, the concept of time for the seeds of longevity is different. I'm leaving, bye~

Be careful on the way ~ Bye~

Bye bye ~

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What's the situation? Why is it so lively?

When I went out of the cave, I greeted many young flowers who had grown up and turned purple, and then came to the commercial city of Baruroni.

I thought it would be very depressed, but it turned out to be unexpectedly lively.

I looked carefully and found that each store was discounting, one was more ruthless than the other. There were many pedestrians on the street, and there were obviously much more than the first time I came.

Has it rebounded after the economic depression?Speaking of which, the church seems to be unable to see it, so it is, after all, how much is the closure of brothels and other things for half a year, so the church must be very distressed.

The news I went to the tavern to inquire was indeed correct, and then my bounty increased again. I still said that it was permanently valid, but I couldn’t understand.

I don’t remember the road very much, so I also asked Mask Jiang to help me navigate. I collected countless flyers along the way, and most of them were in a brothel.

By the way, this brothel is good!There is a beast-eared girl, one day I will ask Sairiya to play!

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When I returned to the villa, there was ash everywhere. I cast a spell to clean it up and took me another half a day.

Looking at the newly renovated villa, I feel much better. Let’s take everyone over, it’s better to have a bigger place here.

Actually, Beier's family is also good. Although it is young, it is very warm. When I get older, Feng Jian retires, I will live with everyone there, hahahaha.

Go out to buy materials, redesign the teleportation point, and then you can bring everyone here!

When I returned to the villa, I brought back good news to everyone. Bei'er did not politely reject me this time, and said to me sweetly and agreed.

But Xiaohong and the tentacle hat are a problem, and it is impossible to throw it away.I still like Xiaohong, not only the tentacle hat, but it feels handsome and lustful when wearing it on her head and only covers her eyes!

I can also use it to make it with my mouth. Now I have sexy straps all over my body, and sometimes I want something to thrust in my throat. Of course, the most important thing is to be well-behaved.

Everyone discussed this issue for a long time.Everyone said that I would forget it if I stayed, but I wouldn’t find out if I did it in the house, but I rejected it. There was no need to take this risk, and I ended up sending it back to the devil world.

Then Beier told me another good news.

Camouflage spells and potions have been greatly improved.

Eh?real?!

Well, I have been studying this topic these months. Of course, the most important breakthrough is you.

I?

Yes, anyway, you are a magic perpetual motion machine. After you add some, the purity of the magic will be greatly improved. It is really suitable for various additives or catalysts.

In order not to waste, I have absorbed a lot of your magic and conducted various experiments, and also asked Sashilia to buy some materials in other cities. In short, there have been breakthroughs in the past few days.

I can't say that I've become a human, I can only say that there is basically no difference.

Wow, Beier, you are so handsome when you say this!!By the way, have you been studying this in addition to having sex with me in the past few months?

Of course, after all, I get along more with everyone, and I have a deeper understanding of everyone's situation and personality, and I have a better understanding of the improvement of spells and potions. I also provided information with Lucia. I have also cracked the church's divine magic tricks. In short, I am very confident this time.Everyone can go out for fun with confidence.

Good!

Beier is so awesome!

Everyone hugged Beier together, hugged her and threw her up, and caught her again.

You...what are you doing? Let me go, I'm angry!

Bei'er's face was rare and she was a little stuttering when she spoke. She was so cute. This was the first time we saw Bei'er like this, and she had a happier time.

Ahem, it's almost done.Seeing that everyone had no intention of stopping, I intervened and hugged Bei'er, who buried her head in my arms like an ostrich.

It is rare to see the little witch showing such an embarrassing expression. It is so cute.

Don't worry, what about Lucia?Although she is not a succubus, she fell into Ah.

It's okay, just dye her purple hair and become the same as her sister's hair.Actually, it doesn’t matter if you don’t go around. Don’t run around and don’t suddenly feel heat. It’s not a big problem to have someone to accompany you.

Is this true?I see.

Well, after the fall, except for the abnormal mental resistance, who is prone to estrus and likes promiscuous sex, the others are no different from normal people.

No... What you said is different from "This person is not different from a normal person except for cancer, AIDS, depression, high paraplegia, blindness, and incontinence."

Ah, Ah?Bei'er seemed to be confused by my long list. Uh, um, I will make more spiritual calming potions and let her drink it on time.It's fine.Not a big problem.

OK, I'll be relieved if you say that.I turned my head and told everyone, OK, there is no problem now, today everyone will take some time to clean up and prepare, and I will set off tomorrow morning!This time we don’t have to pass it secretly to the basement!Walk in straight and openly!

Good!

yeah!

Meow~

Hahaha, bring Luna over as well.Everyone goes to bed early today and don’t sleep in tomorrow. Speaking of which, I remember that I seemed to have made a schedule before...

Forehead……

that……

I went back to my room to sleep...

Me too, too.

These guys……

Serit, who came to make trouble at night, asked Vivian to take him away, and I happily bullied Beier all night.

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Dad, dad!So many people!Selit rode on my shoulders, looking around excitedly.

My wife and I came to Baruroni, and pedestrians on the way looked at us one after another. Although there are many beauties in this world, so many peerless beauties are not common, and they are just a beautiful landscape.

It's Ah, this is the real big city. Doesn't it feel different?

Um!The magic is abundant and very comfortable!

Yes, I don't feel anything.Maybe it's like the humidity gap between the north and the south?I turned to everyone and said, let’s go home first, everyone choose the room, choose the one they like, clean up, and then follow you whether to go shopping or play wherever you want.

Um!

good!

I can't wait~

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arrive.

Very beautiful.

After all, I bought it for thousands of gold coins.Okay, everyone's clothes are in my space ring, but there are still many things that I can't put down. If you need them, please contact me or Beiernana to teleport back to get them.

Then choose the room and clean it up and you can move freely.

I said the same thing many times. Even if I disguise myself, I cannot be complacent. For example, if I absorb a lot of semen, I should not secrete lustful poison!Say you, Selit!Be serious!

Oh~

The consequences are very serious. I know that everyone may be annoyed by listening to this, but you must remember this.OK~Nothing else, let's go and play~

Yes~~

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In the morning, Vivian and Serit, my family of three went shopping. I didn’t play with her last time. This time I had the opportunity to go out together with the three, and I was very happy.

I bought a lot of delicious and fun for my two little cuties along the way~

Looking at their happy smiling faces, I really want to keep this moment forever...

Damn, I'm stupid!I fucking opened the game store and took a look!Very expensive!Need hundreds of thousands or millions of points.

(Is there anything like a camera in the world of Mask Sauce?)

There are phantom crystals that can save images, but that one is super expensive

(That's it... there's no way, so I'd better spend it. After all, the points I need to upgrade attributes are getting higher and higher, and everyone's level is getting higher, so I get points faster, so I don't have to save that much.)

As soon as my hand changed, a camera appeared, and I was hitting my wife and daughter.

Wow, brother, what is this!

Hehehehe.I showed them the photos I took.

Wow!Is this us?

Yes, cute, right?

In the photo, Vivian was holding Selit and eating snacks. They didn't realize that I was taking pictures. The smile was so innocent and natural. Two loli, one big and one small, were so cute. Anyone who saw it at first glance would only think they were sisters, not mother and daughter.

This camera is very ordinary, and it feels like it is from more than ten years ago. But it's good that I can't play with too high-end ones. This fool-style Polaroid is just right for me.

To be honest, I don’t dare to think about how many points a more advanced professional camera will cost, and my brain hurts.

But it's worth it!

If you have the opportunity to climb down the technology tree in the future, you can get digital cameras and computers.

Afterwards, I took a lot of photos. These two little cute little cuties started to pose in front of the camera, which was so cute.

Passers-by were also curious and watched. After a long circle, some people wanted to buy the camera in my hand. They took one hundred gold coins at one time. Seeing that I didn't react, they turned into one thousand gold coins, which made me want to sell them.

It is worthy of being a commercial city. There are many rich people, but it is not good if you have the money to buy illusion crystal? Maybe it’s just a novelty and it’s gone.

Then it really should be put on the agenda for making money. Always spending Beier's money is not good. Although she told me that her money is mine, she still felt sorry for Ah.

Moreover, if my wife has too much money, I will also have to buy all kinds of beautiful clothes.

By the way, Nana has such good skills, so she can get some money to open a store to sell sexy underwear, and it will definitely be a best-seller here.

At noon, we gathered together to find a restaurant to book a private room for a big meal. After all, it was a high-end restaurant. It was not a match. Xilia made poorly, and the ingredients were really good, so everyone was very happy to eat.

After playing for most of the day, everyone was a little tired. They went out to play by themselves, but in the afternoon I went to the tavern alone.

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As soon as I entered the store, everyone noticed me. The noisy tavern quieted down, and then there were whistles one after another. The treatment was completely different from the first time I came.

I completely ignored it and came to the bar with a cold look on my face.

Come to the bottle of ice, the degree is low.Is the business good? Is it a boss? Half a year later, I am still afraid that you will go bankrupt.

Um?A regular customer?It seems to be a bit familiar. I will make a cup of sweetness for you. The degree is not high, and it is most suitable for a cute lady like you.

Well, okay, either.

Hold on.

After a while, the bartender brought a glass of green wine with fruit decorations on it, which looked quite beautiful.

Please use it slowly.The bartender sighed and continued, "To be honest, my store almost closed down, the church's group did not drink, and the adventurers were all exposed. The business was really bleak at that time. If they left for a month later, my store would have gone bankrupt."

Hahahaha, boss, don’t say that, aren’t we back now?A bald man laughed and sat next to me with a glass of wine.

Damn, if the brothel hadn't been opened again, would you be willing to come back?The bartender boss laughed and scolded, and it was obvious that they were quite familiar with each other.

Hahahahahahahaha.The people around were laughing.

Miss, this month, the store is 50% off. I will treat you this cup, please feel free to come here often in the future.

Boss, you are not authentic. I originally wanted to say I'm here to invite you, hahahahaha.The bald man spoke loudly, afraid that I wouldn't hear it.

It's not expensive at all, and I'll pay 50% off. Don't think about using my cheapness to please the beauties.

Hahahahahaha!The people around him laughed again.

Well, I took a sip and it was sweet and the wine didn't taste strong, which was indeed very suitable for girls to drink.

I drank silently and didn't say anything.The people around were chatting enthusiastically.

I tell you, that guy Carlos has to blame for this, he is his crow's mouth!Now, I have no need to drink wine, the brothel is closed, and I lie in the house every day to sleep.We didn't have to play with it either.

that is!

Crow's mouth!

Where is the Carlos?He must be asked to treat him, otherwise this matter will not be over.

Hahahahaha, he is not stupid, how dare he come.

You don’t know, he came secretly a few days ago and someone found out that he was scolded and ran away hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

For a moment, the tavern was filled with joy.

Before I knew it, another person sat next to me and looked at the handsome guy: Beautiful girl, let me know my name is Vix.

My name is Batlosis!The beauty ignores him, he is the best at lying to women, hahahahaha!

Bart, you fucking...

My name is...

Beauty……

Damn it, I'm so annoying.

I took a heavy shot off the table!

Shut up and it’s so noisy, why do you do one by one?Have you never seen a woman?There are brothels two streets away, and there are many people who are more beautiful than me. As for them, they all come together like a virgin?

Come!I took out a gold coin and slapped it on the table. I invited everyone a cup. When I don’t exist, everyone should drink whatever they should. Don’t bother me, otherwise I will leave.

Beautiful girl is proud!

Oh, someone please drink, and the relationship is so good.

You are right, it’s rare to have a beautiful woman, don’t scare her away.

That is, it looks so pleasing to the eye.

Hahahaha Vix, you are said to be virgin by a beauty hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahavikskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishogskishog

Isn't the fucking the same?

I don’t care, I like to be scolded by beautiful women.But when you are called a virgin, I can laugh for the rest of my life!

Hahahahahaha!

Bart, you fucking!

………I always feel it’s noisier, so annoying…

But at least no one has bothered me anymore. Haha, I never thought that I would be treated like this today.Although they are all men...ah...

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Cifalos and Afaros started fighting again.

Why did the fight start again? I have been peaceful for so long, and I still think about one day when I merged and went there to play.

Another small thing, who knows.

The church doesn't care?

They just care about it, and they are the strictest in their subordinates. They don’t care about so many people who die in war.

Hey, don’t say that, I’ll just worry about it occasionally. Didn’t it be that all the lustful demons came here before?

That's because of lust. If you think about anything else, they will care about it.

Is the rumors about that demon god you said are true?Otherwise, even the Radiant Paladin dared to come from all the way, right?

Hi, who knows, drink and drink.

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Warcraft riots occurred in Docrothist state.

oh?Is it dangerous?It seems a bit far away there.

It's OK, the scale is not large, and the specific ones are not clear, but I heard that there are many rare monsters.

real?Then don't you have a vote for him?However, sitting on the teleportation array is a bit expensive.

It doesn't matter, we should be able to make a fortune earlier, and we should be able to get a fortune by removing the back and forth teleportation.

Yes, how many people know about this?You didn't tell anyone else, did you?If we go too much, wouldn’t we have to pay for it if we go there in vain?

Don't worry, I have relatives there, this time it's exclusive news. Many people from the church have left. They can't solve the problem and told me that I'll pull some people. In short, just hurry up, otherwise everyone will know if it's delayed for a long time.

OK, it's the same as before. I'll prepare and you go and recruit people.

Don't worry, we have been doing so many years.

Haha, I didn’t know who pulled the kid in the last time, so I said not to find new people.

Alas, there were only a few people in the wild team last time? I really couldn’t help but pull it off temporarily. I missed it.

Don't explain, this situation is different from last time. We all look for trustworthy things. The Warcraft Riot is not a joke.

Don't worry, don't worry.

Then go now?

Let's go.

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…………I tell you, that big guy is at least thirty or forty meters high…

So high?True or fake?

Oh, why are you lying to you? I can only cut off my toes with one knife, which doesn’t hurt or itchy at all.This guy is so rough that he has made a bunch of traps that are useless.I hid far away and didn't dare to go out. I thought this mission would fail again, but guess what?

Stop talking.

Hahahaha The Radiant Paladin is here!It turned out that on the way back, they saw this thing blocking the way and chopped it into pieces with one sword!

Digging troughs...really fake.

Hahahaha, of course it is true. If you don’t believe it, go and inquire yourself.And they were busy rushing to go, and they left after killing. I just dug my eyes and went back to hand in the mission. It didn't feel too good to pick it up for nothing.

Damn, why didn't I encounter such a good thing?

Hahahaha, I’m so happy to do this. I can play here for a year if I save some money!

Damn, treat me!Must treat!

Hahahaha, OK!Isn’t it just a treat? I have money now, so I invite you if I say I want it, hahahahaha!

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My five senses are also very strong now, and the noisy tavern cannot affect my hearing at all.

I have eavesdropped on a lot of intelligence gossip, so I'll go back.