Chapter 1 The beginning

here it is……

where?

Well, my head hurts so much...

In a daze, I woke up again.

I slowly opened my eyes, and as the scene in front of me went from blur to clear, my consciousness returned little by little...

Cili!

The previous scene appeared in front of me and I suddenly woke up.

Ha Ah…ha Ah…

I was so panicked that I looked around.

Flowers, grass, trees, sunshine...

In completely unfamiliar places, there are occasionally birds and insects...

It seems...is not dangerous?

My breathing was a little calmer.

So... am I running into the jungle?

wrong!What happened after everyone was destroyed??Why am I in this place?

I've traveled through time again??

Damn it…it’s simply inexplicable!!

Although I don't know what's going on, the most urgent thing is to find everyone...

As soon as I took a step, I felt a chill on my body.

He looked down and thrust his face...

Sure enough...and nude!

I'm... poisonous?!

Why are you naked every time!!Which novel you read is Ah who travels through naked body!Which protagonist "dare" travels through Ah naked!!

Why is it just me different from others?!

Alas, forget it... Fortunately, I have all kinds of daily necessities in my ring, so I don't have to pay attention to it...

Eh?

How could it be?

Extend your hands, your fingers are empty...

Where is my ring?Where am I equipped?!

What a joke!!This space ring is something distributed by the system!Can this be said to be gone??

I have so many things inside!!!

Stockings, underwear, bed sheets, quilt covers, snacks, weapons, airplane cups, massagers, and books and USB flash drives purchased online from the world, not to mention that there are many other things I stuffed in just in case…

All gone!!And a dress of magic!

Hold!Hold!Hold!!

I stood there in a state of inability to furious.

Calm, calm, it’s impossible to lose it just like this. Not to mention the space ring, there are so many legendary epic equipment on me, and I’m just throwing it so inexplicably?

After looking at the surrounding scenery, it was a bit like it was in a certain jungle.

I am most likely to have traveled through time again now, so people have traveled through time and things are still in place. Well, it is reasonable, very reasonable.

That's a big deal!!

How can I calm down in this situation?!

By the way, where is the mask sauce?

Mask sauce!Mask sauce!

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Hey, don't scare me Ah.

I'm really a little panicked...

But... from the beginning, there seemed to be a noise in my mind, which I couldn't hear clearly, and it was there or not.

Try to listen hard...

But after listening for a long time, I couldn't find the direction and could not hear what the sound was. I couldn't even confirm whether I had heard that sound.

Oh shit!Very annoying!

I'm extremely irritated now!

Gripping his teeth and taking a deep breath, trying to calm himself down again.

First, open the system map to see the location, at least you can know where you traveled... Maybe you didn't traveled but was just teleported, so I quickly found a church to ask for help.

The system is being updated, please try again later, and do not disconnect the power before completing the version update

Ah?no……

The system is being updated, please...

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The system is being updated...

The system is being updated...

The system is being updated...

The system is being updated, please try again later, and do not disconnect the power before completing the version upgrade

Hold!!!

Update your uncle!!!

Can't do anything!!The big map, private messages, personal attributes, status bars, etc. are all gray!!

Update without saying a word?!Do you think you are win10?!

Please see if the situation is OK!!

What does it mean to disconnect the power supply?Where is the power supply?Brain??

I was completely exploded, and I was yelling and jumping hysterically alone.

It’s not just because the scenes of the previous battle appeared in front of my eyes, the feeling of powerlessness, the feeling of despair, and the feeling of depression.

At that time, I really wanted to fight against those garbled monsters at all costs!!

But reason made me hold back my tears and continue running forward...

Finally reached the top of the tower, but inexplicably fell into such a ghost place, and inexplicably encountered this situation!

There is no equipment left, and the Mask Sauce cannot contact you, and the system will give you a try. In this completely unknown place, I feel extremely insecure.

I can't even check my blood bars!

Is there anything more terrifying in this world than "I can't see how much health you have"?!

So I finally broke out and began to vent on the spot like a madman.

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Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...

After venting, I finally calmed down.

Looking at the mess around the ground and the falling trees, I... I regained a little confidence and at least the strength was still there.

My strength is still there!!

If you have strength, you have confidence and you can barely regain a little security.

Although this scene of Lin Daiyu pulling up the weeping willows is a bit strange...

Forget it, it’s not the time to complain, let’s leave here first.

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I don’t know the direction and have no experience in survival in the wild, so I can only walk around.

Now calm down and think about it. If there is any hidden enemy or danger around me, I am making such a big noise and making such a big noise.

Move quickly.

The jungle itself is not easy to act, not to mention that I am naked and barefoot.

Although you don’t have to be afraid of stepping on something sharp to scratch your feet or something, it’s really painful to walk like this.

The jungle was not big, I didn’t walk for a long time, and I found a small path in less than an hour.

There are obvious traces of people passing by, and the road surface is very tightly pressed.

I was a little excited to see this, so I followed this path and walked up.

With the direction, I speeded up again. In less than half an hour this time, I came to a... small farmhouse?

Ga!Ga!Ga!

The sun is not very big, and it is estimated that it should be around the afternoon. I looked at the quiet small farm in front of me, and then at the vultures hovering in the sky, with an ominous premonition.

Is there anyone?!

...No response.

At this time, I was wearing casually searched big leaves and branches as clothes, and blocked the key points of my body because I didn’t know much manual work and had no time, so I could only do it like this.

...I originally wanted to find people here to wear something casually, but it seems that I don’t have much hope now.

After waiting for a while, I shouted loudly again, but there was still no response, so I pushed open the half-closed door.

The farm was empty and chaotic, as if it had been looted.

Several rather solid wooden houses and straw sheds prove that there were still people living here not long ago.

Continue walking inward because I saw that there seemed to be a larger room with a chimney in front of me...

Although I felt something was wrong and didn't expect anything, I was really shocked.

Because a fresh corpse hanging from the beam of the house appeared naked in front of me.

I frowned and found that there was more than one body, and about two or three men were also hung to death like this.

I only know that the death doesn't seem to be long, and I can't see more.Although I have seen Conan, I just have fun...

Speaking of which, is this the first time I have seen a human corpse?But I am not the little otaku I used to be back then, and such a small scene can't scare me.

There is a relatively broken corpse in the distance, with a large area of ​​blood on the ground, which looks like it has been fought?

It is estimated that all the people in this farm are dead.

It's so miserable...

I went into several rooms and looked at it, but there was nothing valuable about information.

Well... At present, I personally guessed that I had encountered robbers, and of course it was not necessarily true. After all, I have never encountered such a thing in a peaceful era.

But the question is what to do now... I don’t know the road, I don’t know where it is, I can’t find someone, and finally found a place and was robbed...

By the way, this robber is too blatant, right?

If you kill, you will kill and you will hang up the corpse... Who is this for you to show?I can't wait to make people discover what's going on?

Is it because the church or local countries don’t care about it? Or is it because it is in a relatively remote area that it is so chaotic?

Really pity...

Forget it, it’s useless to think about it, keep going...

The place I just came in seemed to be the back door, and there was a straight road at the front door. You should be able to reach a village and town when you walked towards the main road.

Ah Ha!

Just as I got up and wanted to leave, a man's shout and a horse suddenly rang out.

There was actually one who escaped the net!This is really profitable!

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I was not too panicked. As long as there was no big demon again, even with my current naked costume attribute, it would be a complete crush.

And it would be even better if it was a knight of the church.

Although I don't seem to be a good person, I can at least know the time and place.

Yo~

The visitor stopped, a middle-aged man wearing a simple chain mail and animal fur.

The clothes were dirty and there were many reddish-brown marks.

After he finished shouting, he looked at my face carefully, then whistled at me excitedly, got off his horse, and walked towards me.

Bald

Race: Human

Level: 39

Life: 1950/1950

Um?Where did the mixed fish come from?

wrong!Isn't the system version being updated and cannot be used??Is it ready now?

The system is being updated, please try again later...

...No, it's still gray, I can't click...

What to do... Because exploration is an external function, it can be used?

Damn, I can even see other people's blood volume, but I just can't see my own blood volume...

I was blinded to the system for a long time, but no matter what I did, I would be pushed off by the prompt "version is being updated".

Even the system log can't be read.

No, I can't say I can't read it. After I checked it, the information will still come out, but I can only view it instantly in the lower left corner of the interface, and I can't click it in.

If you want to see the detailed message record, you will be pushed off by the update prompt.

So... the system's functions should be intact, but because the upgraded message prompt has the highest priority, no matter what you do, I will force it to jump out and push it to the forefront, so I can't use anything.

Now I figured out what's going on.

His grandma's, so this broken system is really spicy, UI spicy, code spicy, and everything is spicy.

What a good guy, such a small farm actually has such a top-notch product, and now I make a profit.

He was still scolding the system in his mind, and this person stared at me and looked at me with a vulgar look for me for a long time, then walked towards me with an impatient look.

I glanced at him expressionlessly, because in my eyes, he was already a dead person.

Haha, are you scared silly?Don’t be afraid of little baby. You are so beautiful that you can’t bear to kill you. Those guys seem to have not come yet. Let me have fun first, hehehe.

I was thinking about whether to slap his head away or just hit him directly into his chest.

You must not resist Ah, otherwise don’t blame me for being ruthless if you don’t have enough time. Hahahahahaha…

I was so disgusting that I laughed, so I might as well kill him.

Just wanted to take action...

Bald!Fuck you, do you want to eat alone?!

With a loud roar, another person came, not one, and there were four or five others following behind, all riding horses, wearing very messy clothes, big thick cotton jackets, semi-breaking armor, and one with a black wolf skin directly.

His grandma's...how are these bastards so fast...

The voice was very small, but I still heard it. Then the man turned around and changed his face after scolding him in a low voice.

Ah Hahaha, boss, am I planning to catch her and send it to you personally?

Get out of here, do you really think I didn’t see it just now?

Yes...yes...

The vulgar middle-aged man named Baldor lowered his head and stepped aside.

The person he called the boss was also the only person wearing a full set of armor (although it was still broken), riding on his horse and looking down at me condescendingly.

It seems that he is indeed the boss, and even the horse he rides is a bigger circle than others.

Haha, it looks good, tie it up, it will be your turn when I finish enjoying it.This man observed me carefully, smiled obscenely, revealing a defective front teeth.

Boss... Be careful, this little girl is a little wrong.At this time, a short man in a cotton jacket next to the boss came to him and whispered.

Why is it wrong?

Boss, look at her. She doesn’t panic at all when she sees so many of us. Usually those girls are scared to death when they see us. This is abnormal.And she actually used leaves as her clothes... She was so beautiful and didn't look like a barbarian... No, no, no, no, no!The little brother wearing a cotton jacket suddenly became nervous. No matter what he thought, she was so beautiful that she was a little too much!Pink, pink hair and eyes look weird!Me, I don't think this is a monster, right?

The boss squinted his eyes and looked at me from top to bottom, and said: It makes sense...

Can you scare you even if you are beautiful?Is there any problem with your brain, Is it true?A man next to him interrupted.

That’s right, look at the fourth brother’s cowardly look!

That's why you can only be the fourth child.

Hahahahahahahaha!So everyone burst into laughter.

Boss, this girl is bluffing. What are she doing? You won’t be scared by a little bitch, right?Let's hurry up. I'm so sexy that I can't walk anymore.

Ha ha ha ha!

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OK OK OK Don't laugh anymore, tie it up and leave this broken place quickly.

It's the boss!OK boss!Ha ha!

a little……

Um?

A little...a little angry, a group of idiots with sperm on the brain, hahahahaha, today... I will let you know how to write the word "death".

I sneered and slowly raised my hand.

What!What is she doing?!Is it magic?Damn it!He is a mage!!

Magic began to gather in my hands, and I looked at these idiots who didn't know how to die.

Hey!!!magic!Witch!!careful!!!Run Ah!!

Don't run away!!!You idiots!!Do you want to be dead if you turn your back to the mage?!She had no time to cast a spell at such a close distance!If you want to survive, follow me and rush forward to fuck her to death!!!

The fire light containing the terrifying magic power twitched wildly, dancing on the robbers' already scared faces.

Oh, sorry, it's too late, die, Honglian...

boom!!!

A huge explosion sounded.

A body emitting black smoke flew out and hit the ground hard.

You were backfired by magic and suffered 45279 real damage

What a joke...

I took a last look at the system prompt that popped up and lost consciousness directly...

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I don’t know if it was because I didn’t understand the situation or was scared by the exaggerated flame explosion, the robbers all looked at each other and did not dare to speak for a long time.

It was not until I confirmed that I had nothing to do and that terrible mage seemed to have really turned into a coke that someone finally spoke.

What, what, what's the situation?

Me, I didn't know that I had never seen such a terrifying magic in my half life...

Several people looked at the robber boss, and the boss looked frightened.

Everyone, what the hell is watching me do!!

The robber boss yelled around, which scared everyone again.

After a while, the short man who was called the fourth brother before whispered: Old, old, boss... do you think this person... has been retaliated by magic?

Magic backlash?

Yes, yes, I heard that those mages’ requirements for casting spells are actually very strict.You need to sing, you need to have gestures!Can't be wrong yet.And when casting, you must concentrate and not be interrupted.But I saw that she just grabbed a handful of her hands and wanted to throw such a terrifying fireball over...

I, I guess, she was 100% backfired by magic!

Ah!Ah!So that's it, so that's it!Hahaha!That's it!I know this, too!I said!The robber laughed out loud in an exaggerated way, and I thought this woman was so awesome!There is no need to prepare or chant spells, and it turns out that it is an abnormal idiot Ah!I was scared!Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Haha... Hahahaha... A circle of people around him looked at each other and laughed with Cancan.

Everyone laughed awkwardly for a while, and it seemed as if they had thrown away their fear.

... Fortunately, I didn't obediently and rushed forward, otherwise I would at least be blown to death together...

Bald!

exist!exist!

Go and see if you die!

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Did you hear it!!

Yes, yes...

Bald walked over timidly.

Damn, I wasn't so scared when I ran into an ogre back then.

It's Ah or Ah... I really think I'm going to explain it here.

The little robbers were still worried.

After a while.

Boss, not dead yet!

True or fake?

A group of people quickly surrounded him.

Even the exaggerated flame magic just now didn't die?Is this guy human?

monster……

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Hello, you guys say, can this still work?

His face was burned and his face was broken. Do you think it can be used?

What a pity... I'm obviously so beautiful, but I'm an idiot.

Hahahaha, that's true. The more beautiful a woman is, the less brainless she is.

I left, a false alarm, wasted my time.

What a pity Ah, I will never see many of her best figures in this life...

If you really feel a pity, take it back. At worst, you can imagine your original appearance in your mind when you do it.

Well...no, I don't want to have a piece of coke.

Hahahahahahahaha!!

I don't think you can leave anymore.

Who is it!

At this time, a plain voice came from behind the robber.

The sound of footsteps of hulala, at least a dozen well-equipped people surrounded the six robbers.

It's really interesting. After killing so many people, you won't run away?It seems you have a lot of fun here.A man in well-deserved armor came out of the crowd...

The boss... seems to be a mercenary...

roll!Can't I see it?Damn it!They are all this idiot woman...Where are Boke and the others?

If you are talking about another group of robbers outside... he slowly lifted a blood-dripping head from behind.

Bock!!Damn bastard!!

Ha ha ha ha!So are you the leader?Today is such a good day. I haven’t done such an easy job for a long time. I can still deliver silver coins to my door by myself... No one of you can run away today, go!

yes!

Boss!

Brothers!Anyway, it's a death!Fight with them!!

kill!!

kill!!!!

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Pooh!A few robbers are quite tenacious and dare to resist.

Leader of the group.

How about it.

It was over, only little York was injured.

This guy told him not to be so fierce.

Leader, we also found a person.

Um?Oh, is it the idiot woman they just mentioned?

Yes, it seems that it has been subjected to strong magic backlash and explosion damage. The violent explosion and fire just now should be the reason.

...Take me over.

yes.

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These days, it is rare for mages to make themselves magical backfires, which is even more rare.

That... the leader, she seems to be not dead yet...

Um?True or fake, it's all... eh?So beautiful??The mercenary commander lifted off the cloth covering his head.

Ah?Oh my God!The God of War is above, and I swear that I was still disfigured when I saw her before!The mercenary who was in charge of the report was shocked.

Good guy... I'm afraid this is not a personal troll...

Boss...Boss...Can I...

idiot!You are like those robbers!Such a beautiful girl!Don’t you know what to do?!

Ah?Ah?Then I'll call my brothers together?

idiot!!Call me!Leave now!With such a top-notch!What kind of fucking mercenary do you still be a fucking mercenary!!Let York cut off his head and receive a bounty. Everyone else, let’s go with me now!!Target, Kingdom of Serenfon!!