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Chapter 1 What a big pile of poop.

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Western God Realm, in the temple of the God of Space.

Xiaohuo, are you naughty again?Didn’t you tell you that you can’t urinate or defecate anywhere?Why are you stooling here again?So much more this time?You, you!Really!The God of Space looked at the Western Fire Dragon in front of him and said in a sigh.

Wuwuwu The Fire Dragon hummed with a little aggrieved, then waved its tail again, but unexpectedly, its tail just swept to the poop, and then the huge poop flew out instantly, and the fire dragon's tail was also stuck to the poop.

I'll wipe it!What happened?Look at your tail, um!So smelly!Wash quickly!The angry voice of the God of Space came out, but he didn't expect that the poop would make him regret it very much.

After finally cleaning up the poop on the fire dragon's tail, the God of Space suddenly remembered the piece of poop that was thrown away, and his face suddenly changed: No!Last time, something big happened because of a piece of poop. Nothing big happened this time, right?We must get this done quickly!Then the God of Space disappeared from the spot, not knowing where he went...

****The above are the introduction*******

In a villa outside Kyoto, bursts of Ah are coming from time to time!The sound of the elegant minute fly butterfly~ is extremely attractive.

The owner of this villa is a young man, his name is Yang Jian, but he is not the mythical and legendary Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, he is just an ordinary otaku.

Yang Jian's bedroom interior decoration was not gorgeous, but as soon as he entered, he could see a man with a naked upper body and strong muscles sitting in front of the computer. The seductive voice came from the computer in front of him.

I saw that there were murals everywhere on the walls of Yang Jian’s house, and without exception, they were all hot bikini girls, such as Sora Aoi, Maria Ozawa, Ran Muto, Natsuki Kumada, Saki Ninomiya, Tina Teak, Ai Tianhairi, Ai Takeuchi, Sami Ogawa, Kiki Aso...

Damn it!Ozawa's voice is still so tempting!I'm almost unable to help it!So white and big!It would be great if I could touch it!Yang Jian thought lewdly.

By the way, Yang Jian used to be an orphanage. He grew up in an orphanage. Later, when he grew up, he went to a third-rate university. However, he became a real pervert. He claimed to have read countless movies, and was known as the little white dragon in the waves. The little man on the bed was undefeated Yang Jian!

After going to college, Yang Jian started working. Later, he accidentally bought a lottery ticket, and he was lucky enough to win a million.

Later, Yang Jian bought a medium-sized villa and became an otaku. He went online at home and watched island love action movies every day, and lived a very comfortable life.

In fact, Yang Jian fantasized every day that one day he could travel through time like the novel, and it would be best to travel to TV. Later, Yang Jian gradually became a little fantasized. One thing he would do every day was to run to the balcony on his third floor, sit under the sun umbrella, and look into the sky, hoping that one day he could see a god coming to take him through time.

After a while, he suddenly saw Yang Jian sitting on the chair trembling, and then Yang Jian let out a satisfied moan.

After moaning, he slowly took out the toilet paper next to the table, wiped it for a while, ran to the bathroom, took a beautiful shower, wore a pajamas, walked to the balcony on the third floor, and lay on the sun lounger wearing sunglasses, quietly looking at the sky.

At the same time, all the top leaders of all countries in Asia and Europe gathered together, and a strong atmosphere of tension was emitting among the top leaders of these countries.

The reason is that their security personnel all discovered through satellites that something in the universe was flying towards the earth at an extremely fast speed, and it would enter the earth within ten minutes. They were all watching whether it was an asteroid or a meteorite fragment, but they didn't see it clearly because the object was too fast.

The top leaders of all countries are extremely nervous. This time it may be a disaster, and it came too suddenly.

They could only pray that it was not an asteroid or meteorite fragment. Finally, the object that was moving at a very fast speed finally broke through the atmosphere. What's strange is that the object did not catch fire due to friction, but continued to rush forward, entered the sky above China, and then began to fall. All the top leaders of China closed their eyes and dared not look at it anymore. Could this be fate?

What exactly will happen?

At this time, Yang Jian, who was lying on the balcony, suddenly felt a huge shadow covering the sky above him. He opened his eyes and saw that he was so scared that he was scattered. It turned out that a huge object was smashing straight towards him, and it also had a stinking smell, like... poop!

right!

It was poop, Yang Jian stared at the whereabouts of the object in a daze, and then hit him with a loud bang. Then there was a loud noise, Yang Jian fell into a coma, not knowing how to live or die, and the villa where he lived was instantly destroyed!

But the strange thing is that the object only hits around his house and does not spread to other places!

At this time, the loud noise finally alarmed everyone. Someone immediately called the police. The police and senior national officials immediately blocked the place. All the bricks and beasts rushed to this place. After arriving here, they and their friends were shocked. They saw a large lump of sticky and smelly... something that seemed to be pooping pressed the entire villa underneath.

Everyone stared at everything in front of them in amazement. It was really hard for them to imagine what this thing was?

After analysis by the Brick Family's Beast, it was confirmed that it was animal feces, and everyone was stunned again. They couldn't imagine what kind of animal could pull out such a big piece of poop!

Then they began to rescue them nervously...

The next day, the whole world was shocked. They were all guessing what kind of animal feces were like?

Could it be a huge creature they have never seen before?

Is it a masterpiece of aliens?

But we don’t know all this, because now he is preparing to engage in a cunning negotiation in a hidden space!