Li Tang twisted his body and stomped his feet and said: Humph, Ignore you, smell it yourself!
After saying that, she ran away.
Niu Dagen watched Li Tang run away and was still confused. He lifted his nose and smelled it very well. This was not a stinky smell, but it was a fragrant fragrance. Cut it. Women are really an incomprehensible animal. Niu Dagen snorted, no matter if she ran away, she would be comfortable anyway.
Of course, the smell cannot remain undispersed. Niu Dagen smelled it for a while and it was meaningless. After thinking about it, he followed him out, but he didn't go to watch the fun in front. Didn't Mi Cui'e say that there was a high official in front, or a deputy township chief or something. He, a country boy, had never seen any big world. Such a big scene was a little timid, so he naturally ignored it.
At this time, he suddenly felt discomfort under him, his stomach was a little rumbling, but his stomach hurt. He naturally had to excrete something. Although this kind of thing sounds a bit disgusting, it is a matter of course, and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Whoever doesn't do such a thing, whoever does not do such a thing, even if he is the president, even if she is a great beauty who harms the country and the people, even if he eats delicacies, he or she still has to do this.
Use the toilet, a classical Chinese, and the meaning of going to the toilet.
For example, in the ancient saying, "follow and follow"; and entering means entering means entering the toilet, which means helping.
However, in ancient Chinese, most of the toilet refers to going to the toilet. It cannot be simply considered to be going to the toilet. In daily life, people have evolved stool into urination and urination into urination. To this day, urination is still a common word for going to the toilet.
As for the word "convenience", as the name suggests, convenience means convenience, which has a general meaning and is difficult to explain in a single way. In addition to going to the toilet, many other things can also be called convenience. For example, we often hear people say that "convenience with others is convenience with yourself" is our term "in life".
I can't walk anymore, and I want to take a ride with a comrade driver. It's convenient and convenient, so I can take a long ride.
The driver said: OK OK OK OK Come up.
This is also convenient.
Instant noodles can be eaten with boiling water, which is also called convenience.
It’s the same principle that it’s convenient to go to the toilet!
Nowadays, toilets are not called toilets in the city, but in the countryside, toilets are not called toilets, so they are called thatched cottages. In the northern region, thatched cottages are also commonly known as toilets.
Northerners say that going to the toilet is to go to the thatched cottage.
The toilet in the thatched cottage is called a pit, and going to the toilet means going to the thatched cottage and going to the pit.
In the mountains, people's thatched cottages are very simple, just outside the yard or the yard. Dig a hole in the soil. The simplest thing is to make a large jar, put the jar in, then lay a wooden wrench on the jar, and then cover the entire shed or a shed on it. The suggested that cottage is made and taken out when it is full. The things inside are still very good for farm fertilizer and waste utilization. If they are placed in an unqualified family, they are usually a pit, both men and women. Anyway, they are all for their own family, but it is not very convenient if they come to an outsider.
As the village chief of Taohua Village, this is more particular than ordinary people. His thatched house is next to the garden in the back, so it is farther away from the house, and the taste is not so strong. Moreover, his thatched house is more particular about red bricks and is divided into men and women. Such treatment can be regarded as the first thatched house in Taohua Village.
The stomach was so twisted that Niu Dagen hurried out of the house. He had also come to Li Musheng's house. Naturally, this thatched cottage was located, so he rushed into the garden behind, turned the house, turned a right angle bend, and suddenly felt his body hitting an elastic body in the place of Fangdashan. He subconsciously helped his palms and felt a soft thing in his heart, which was very soft and comfortable. So Niu Dagen subconsciously pinched his hand again.
Ah!
A sound of YīngNíng, the person he pinched at this time also made him realize that he had hit a woman. The woman he hit suddenly took a few steps back and finally stabilized her body.
Oh, sorry.
Niu Dagen quickly apologized, saying that although others were stupid, his mother Li Taohua taught him to be polite since she was a child and could not fight easily. This is rare for people in the valley. However, when Niu Dagen raised his head and looked at the woman in front of him who was hit by him, his expression froze!
A charming woman with a smile, with her black hair carefully behind her head, her standard melon-shaped face is fair and tender, her slender and long Liu Yueyue eyebrows, her big eyes that seem to be charming, her tall nose and a bright red cherry mouth, are completely national and beautiful, and she can't be picked!
What makes people feel charming is that although the shallow but pure and beautiful smile on their faces is mature, the gentle curve of the corners of their mouths seems to have endless charm and charm, which instantly makes people feel dazed.
This woman is not tall or short, about 1.6 meters tall. Compared with Niu Dagen, she naturally doesn't wear plain makeup on one of them. The light blue shirt looks slightly loose. Below is a skirt that is over the knee, so she can't see her snow-white and slender woman's legs. It only reveals a piece of snow-white and smooth calves below, but it can't cover her graceful figure at all. She wore a pair of decent snow-white half sandals on her feet, which highlighted her graceful figure. Her snow-white neck and limbs were not worn. The only decoration was that she wore a pair of bracelets on her hands and necks, and a pair of green jade bracelets that made her temperament just right. She was really dignified and decent, graceful and generous.
This woman looks in her thirties at first glance, but if you look closely, you can tell from her face without makeup. She has just a light layer of foundation. This woman is definitely thirty-five years old, and it is possible that she is even older. Of course, Niu Dagen has not had that strong eyesight. He has only seen a few women. It is absolutely fine to say that whether it is his mother Ah or his pear blossom godmother Ah, it is absolutely fine to act as a woman in her thirties. The women in Taohua Village are young, beautiful, and tender.
Qin Xueqing's main purpose of following Deputy Township Mayor Shangjin in the valley this time was that he brags about the magical thing. As the wife of the village head Meng Haiyang, the village head, she can be regarded as famous throughout Taohua Township. In addition to the wife of the township party secretary, she is affectionately called the second wife by the villagers.
Qin Xueqing, who is in her early forties this year, is actually a girl from Shangu Village. However, she had a good fortune and walked out of the mountain valley, learned dance, danced solo in a dance troupe in the county, and met her current man Meng Haiyang. At that time, Meng Haiyang was just an ordinary civil servant in the county, and she resolutely chose to marry him. At that time, this incident surprised the sisters of the dance troupe. If she didn't know that she was a beauty in the dance troupe at that time, and many young men were pursuing her, why did she marry such an ordinary boy!
However, later facts proved that her choice was still good. Meng Haiyang was thrilled to marry a beauty, and worked hard to climb up, and also climbed to the position of the head of the village. This position was not important or important. After all, she was not a big official, and she was only a section-level cadre. However, the so-called mountains were high and the emperor was far away. On this acre of three parts of the land in the village, the head of the village was just one person, above ten thousand people, and many people looked at his face. So Qin Xueqing lived a very comfortable life now. At least her family conditions were good, she could eat and live, and she lived a leisurely life. Her daughter was also good at studying. Meng Haiyang was also good to her. She never gave birth to a mistress outside. She was only a woman. In fact, it proved that her choice was correct at the beginning, and the sisters at the beginning were envious of her.
But the facts prove that nothing is perfect. If there is a good side, there will be a bad side. As he grows older, as his career pressure increases, and with his corrupt life after becoming a Shangguan, Meng Haiyang was basically unable to be considered a man five years ago. This is probably the specific reason why he never took a mistress outside!
Qin Xueqing, who is thirty years old, is like a tiger, and is over forty years old. Because of her dancing, she has been practicing for a long time and goes to the gym to exercise and does exercise. So she maintains her body shape no different from a young woman. Her physical fitness is very good. A woman of this age does not have the nourishment of a man. She can be said to be a widow and a painful torture!
Over the past five years, Qin Xueqing has visited doctors in hospitals, old folk Chinese doctors, and has done a lot of imported folk remedies, but the effect is not very good. At the beginning, those fierce medicines could stimulate the whole thing once or twice. Later, as the potency increased, there was no effect at all, and even the small blue pills that claimed to be invincible did not work at all.
Just a year ago, the first deputy township chief under Meng Haiyang, who was also his right-hand man, suddenly sent him a handful of leeks mysteriously, saying it was a good thing. At that time, Meng Haiyang even had the heart to scold his subordinate. Is there any gift to his leader? But when Deputy Town Chief Jin said that this was the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass in the seeds, Meng Haiyang was a little ecstatic.
Meng Haiyang is not a native of Taohua Township, but he is also from the town. Taohua Township is the most famous and most famous Peach Blossom Aphrodisiac Grass. How could he not know that this Peach Blossom Aphrodisiac Grass is definitely a famous thing. Why is Taohua Township a name? Why is Taohua Village a resonant with it? You should know that there are dozens of villages in Taohua Township, but why does the word Peach Blossom is called "peach Blossom". The origin of the name is some legend. Aphrodisiac Grass has this legend among the folk, but to put it bluntly, it is also an ordinary thing. Leek belongs to the perennial herb of the Lily Family, and uses seeds and leaves as medicine.
It has the effects of strengthening the stomach, refreshing the mind, stopping sweating and strengthening astringency, nourishing the kidney and helping yang, and consolidating essence.
In traditional Chinese medicine, leeks have a very famous name called yangzhuang. Some people call leeks "sausage-washing grass". Not only that, leeks have many names.
Leeks are also called stalactites, stalactites, and celestial grass, also known as stalactites.
The history of the use of leeks as medicine can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
The common vegetable that ordinary people can eat is a common saying among the folks. However, this aphrodisiac grass in Taohua Village is relatively famous. Combined with the legend of the woman in Taohua Village, Taohua Village, it was widely circulated in the surrounding Taohua Township. According to legend, in the Qing Dynasty, a hunter went up the mountain to hunt. Under a wild century-old peach tree on the mountain, a piece of grass that looks like leeks is green, which is completely different from other grasses. At that time, he thought it was wild leeks, and wild things on the mountain are common, so he picked it home and fryed eggs. He knew that the effect of strengthening aphrodisiac was notIt is often obvious that when his wife turned around that night, she was a man of domineering and arrogant man, which was very different from the usual ones. So he was very surprised. Thinking back to the wild leeks he got back during the day, he finally found the reason. He went back the next day and picked them back and tried them. From then on, this aphrodisiac grass became famous all at once. It was said that it was a tribute to pay tribute. The name of Taohua Village in Taohua Township became louder. This aphrodisiac grass has always grown under the peach tree, and it must be a wild century-old peach tree. It must be the most effective medicine when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, so there is also a saying that peach blossom aphrodisiac grass is.
It is simple to say that it is very difficult to find the wild century-old peach tree in the vast mountains. Moreover, even if some peach trees are found, they may not necessarily have this peach blossom aphrodisiac grass. After liberation, this peach blossom aphrodisiac grass is a legend in the legend. Most people in Taohua Township know this legend, but basically no one has seen it.
Now Deputy Township Mayor Jin took out the leek that looked like the leeks, which looked like the leeks, and said that it was the legendary thing. Naturally, he didn't believe it. However, Deputy Township Mayor Jin made a promise at that time and said that he had used it personally. Meng Haiyang couldn't help but disbelief. With a half-believing and half-doubting attitude, Meng Haiyang took the leeks home and let his wife Qin Xueqing cook it.
That night, Meng Haiyang was almost ecstatic to discover a fact that this legendary thing is worthy of being a legend. This thing is so good. This time, Meng Haiyang regained the long-lost man feeling, and Qin Xueqing was also very satisfied with Meng Haiyang's performance this night. She hadn't been like this for a long time.
Just when the two of them were not asleep all night, looking forward to their second spring happily.
However, they received bad news from Deputy Mayor Jin. The peach blossom aphrodisiac grass was provided by Li Musheng, the village head of Taohua Village below, and the amount was very small. Basically, it was all for Meng Haiyang. Moreover, this thing grew year by year, and it was gone this year. If you want to eat it again, you have to wait for next year. The bad news is really like a bolt from the blue and beat the person to death.
Over the past year, Meng Haiyang and Qin Xueqing have been waiting for the early arrival of this day. This time, because of their identity, Meng Haiyang cannot get out, so Qin Xueqing can't wait to get out with Deputy Township Mayor Jin. Of course, she is also selfish. If she is with Deputy Township Mayor Jin's hands, she will definitely be exploited. If she takes action herself, does it mean that there are more parts?
But as soon as she got off the car, she felt uncomfortable and was about to go to the bathroom to make some convenience when she hit Niu Dagen.
After saying that, she ran away.
Niu Dagen watched Li Tang run away and was still confused. He lifted his nose and smelled it very well. This was not a stinky smell, but it was a fragrant fragrance. Cut it. Women are really an incomprehensible animal. Niu Dagen snorted, no matter if she ran away, she would be comfortable anyway.
Of course, the smell cannot remain undispersed. Niu Dagen smelled it for a while and it was meaningless. After thinking about it, he followed him out, but he didn't go to watch the fun in front. Didn't Mi Cui'e say that there was a high official in front, or a deputy township chief or something. He, a country boy, had never seen any big world. Such a big scene was a little timid, so he naturally ignored it.
At this time, he suddenly felt discomfort under him, his stomach was a little rumbling, but his stomach hurt. He naturally had to excrete something. Although this kind of thing sounds a bit disgusting, it is a matter of course, and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Whoever doesn't do such a thing, whoever does not do such a thing, even if he is the president, even if she is a great beauty who harms the country and the people, even if he eats delicacies, he or she still has to do this.
Use the toilet, a classical Chinese, and the meaning of going to the toilet.
For example, in the ancient saying, "follow and follow"; and entering means entering means entering the toilet, which means helping.
However, in ancient Chinese, most of the toilet refers to going to the toilet. It cannot be simply considered to be going to the toilet. In daily life, people have evolved stool into urination and urination into urination. To this day, urination is still a common word for going to the toilet.
As for the word "convenience", as the name suggests, convenience means convenience, which has a general meaning and is difficult to explain in a single way. In addition to going to the toilet, many other things can also be called convenience. For example, we often hear people say that "convenience with others is convenience with yourself" is our term "in life".
I can't walk anymore, and I want to take a ride with a comrade driver. It's convenient and convenient, so I can take a long ride.
The driver said: OK OK OK OK Come up.
This is also convenient.
Instant noodles can be eaten with boiling water, which is also called convenience.
It’s the same principle that it’s convenient to go to the toilet!
Nowadays, toilets are not called toilets in the city, but in the countryside, toilets are not called toilets, so they are called thatched cottages. In the northern region, thatched cottages are also commonly known as toilets.
Northerners say that going to the toilet is to go to the thatched cottage.
The toilet in the thatched cottage is called a pit, and going to the toilet means going to the thatched cottage and going to the pit.
In the mountains, people's thatched cottages are very simple, just outside the yard or the yard. Dig a hole in the soil. The simplest thing is to make a large jar, put the jar in, then lay a wooden wrench on the jar, and then cover the entire shed or a shed on it. The suggested that cottage is made and taken out when it is full. The things inside are still very good for farm fertilizer and waste utilization. If they are placed in an unqualified family, they are usually a pit, both men and women. Anyway, they are all for their own family, but it is not very convenient if they come to an outsider.
As the village chief of Taohua Village, this is more particular than ordinary people. His thatched house is next to the garden in the back, so it is farther away from the house, and the taste is not so strong. Moreover, his thatched house is more particular about red bricks and is divided into men and women. Such treatment can be regarded as the first thatched house in Taohua Village.
The stomach was so twisted that Niu Dagen hurried out of the house. He had also come to Li Musheng's house. Naturally, this thatched cottage was located, so he rushed into the garden behind, turned the house, turned a right angle bend, and suddenly felt his body hitting an elastic body in the place of Fangdashan. He subconsciously helped his palms and felt a soft thing in his heart, which was very soft and comfortable. So Niu Dagen subconsciously pinched his hand again.
Ah!
A sound of YīngNíng, the person he pinched at this time also made him realize that he had hit a woman. The woman he hit suddenly took a few steps back and finally stabilized her body.
Oh, sorry.
Niu Dagen quickly apologized, saying that although others were stupid, his mother Li Taohua taught him to be polite since she was a child and could not fight easily. This is rare for people in the valley. However, when Niu Dagen raised his head and looked at the woman in front of him who was hit by him, his expression froze!
A charming woman with a smile, with her black hair carefully behind her head, her standard melon-shaped face is fair and tender, her slender and long Liu Yueyue eyebrows, her big eyes that seem to be charming, her tall nose and a bright red cherry mouth, are completely national and beautiful, and she can't be picked!
What makes people feel charming is that although the shallow but pure and beautiful smile on their faces is mature, the gentle curve of the corners of their mouths seems to have endless charm and charm, which instantly makes people feel dazed.
This woman is not tall or short, about 1.6 meters tall. Compared with Niu Dagen, she naturally doesn't wear plain makeup on one of them. The light blue shirt looks slightly loose. Below is a skirt that is over the knee, so she can't see her snow-white and slender woman's legs. It only reveals a piece of snow-white and smooth calves below, but it can't cover her graceful figure at all. She wore a pair of decent snow-white half sandals on her feet, which highlighted her graceful figure. Her snow-white neck and limbs were not worn. The only decoration was that she wore a pair of bracelets on her hands and necks, and a pair of green jade bracelets that made her temperament just right. She was really dignified and decent, graceful and generous.
This woman looks in her thirties at first glance, but if you look closely, you can tell from her face without makeup. She has just a light layer of foundation. This woman is definitely thirty-five years old, and it is possible that she is even older. Of course, Niu Dagen has not had that strong eyesight. He has only seen a few women. It is absolutely fine to say that whether it is his mother Ah or his pear blossom godmother Ah, it is absolutely fine to act as a woman in her thirties. The women in Taohua Village are young, beautiful, and tender.
Qin Xueqing's main purpose of following Deputy Township Mayor Shangjin in the valley this time was that he brags about the magical thing. As the wife of the village head Meng Haiyang, the village head, she can be regarded as famous throughout Taohua Township. In addition to the wife of the township party secretary, she is affectionately called the second wife by the villagers.
Qin Xueqing, who is in her early forties this year, is actually a girl from Shangu Village. However, she had a good fortune and walked out of the mountain valley, learned dance, danced solo in a dance troupe in the county, and met her current man Meng Haiyang. At that time, Meng Haiyang was just an ordinary civil servant in the county, and she resolutely chose to marry him. At that time, this incident surprised the sisters of the dance troupe. If she didn't know that she was a beauty in the dance troupe at that time, and many young men were pursuing her, why did she marry such an ordinary boy!
However, later facts proved that her choice was still good. Meng Haiyang was thrilled to marry a beauty, and worked hard to climb up, and also climbed to the position of the head of the village. This position was not important or important. After all, she was not a big official, and she was only a section-level cadre. However, the so-called mountains were high and the emperor was far away. On this acre of three parts of the land in the village, the head of the village was just one person, above ten thousand people, and many people looked at his face. So Qin Xueqing lived a very comfortable life now. At least her family conditions were good, she could eat and live, and she lived a leisurely life. Her daughter was also good at studying. Meng Haiyang was also good to her. She never gave birth to a mistress outside. She was only a woman. In fact, it proved that her choice was correct at the beginning, and the sisters at the beginning were envious of her.
But the facts prove that nothing is perfect. If there is a good side, there will be a bad side. As he grows older, as his career pressure increases, and with his corrupt life after becoming a Shangguan, Meng Haiyang was basically unable to be considered a man five years ago. This is probably the specific reason why he never took a mistress outside!
Qin Xueqing, who is thirty years old, is like a tiger, and is over forty years old. Because of her dancing, she has been practicing for a long time and goes to the gym to exercise and does exercise. So she maintains her body shape no different from a young woman. Her physical fitness is very good. A woman of this age does not have the nourishment of a man. She can be said to be a widow and a painful torture!
Over the past five years, Qin Xueqing has visited doctors in hospitals, old folk Chinese doctors, and has done a lot of imported folk remedies, but the effect is not very good. At the beginning, those fierce medicines could stimulate the whole thing once or twice. Later, as the potency increased, there was no effect at all, and even the small blue pills that claimed to be invincible did not work at all.
Just a year ago, the first deputy township chief under Meng Haiyang, who was also his right-hand man, suddenly sent him a handful of leeks mysteriously, saying it was a good thing. At that time, Meng Haiyang even had the heart to scold his subordinate. Is there any gift to his leader? But when Deputy Town Chief Jin said that this was the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass in the seeds, Meng Haiyang was a little ecstatic.
Meng Haiyang is not a native of Taohua Township, but he is also from the town. Taohua Township is the most famous and most famous Peach Blossom Aphrodisiac Grass. How could he not know that this Peach Blossom Aphrodisiac Grass is definitely a famous thing. Why is Taohua Township a name? Why is Taohua Village a resonant with it? You should know that there are dozens of villages in Taohua Township, but why does the word Peach Blossom is called "peach Blossom". The origin of the name is some legend. Aphrodisiac Grass has this legend among the folk, but to put it bluntly, it is also an ordinary thing. Leek belongs to the perennial herb of the Lily Family, and uses seeds and leaves as medicine.
It has the effects of strengthening the stomach, refreshing the mind, stopping sweating and strengthening astringency, nourishing the kidney and helping yang, and consolidating essence.
In traditional Chinese medicine, leeks have a very famous name called yangzhuang. Some people call leeks "sausage-washing grass". Not only that, leeks have many names.
Leeks are also called stalactites, stalactites, and celestial grass, also known as stalactites.
The history of the use of leeks as medicine can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
The common vegetable that ordinary people can eat is a common saying among the folks. However, this aphrodisiac grass in Taohua Village is relatively famous. Combined with the legend of the woman in Taohua Village, Taohua Village, it was widely circulated in the surrounding Taohua Township. According to legend, in the Qing Dynasty, a hunter went up the mountain to hunt. Under a wild century-old peach tree on the mountain, a piece of grass that looks like leeks is green, which is completely different from other grasses. At that time, he thought it was wild leeks, and wild things on the mountain are common, so he picked it home and fryed eggs. He knew that the effect of strengthening aphrodisiac was notIt is often obvious that when his wife turned around that night, she was a man of domineering and arrogant man, which was very different from the usual ones. So he was very surprised. Thinking back to the wild leeks he got back during the day, he finally found the reason. He went back the next day and picked them back and tried them. From then on, this aphrodisiac grass became famous all at once. It was said that it was a tribute to pay tribute. The name of Taohua Village in Taohua Township became louder. This aphrodisiac grass has always grown under the peach tree, and it must be a wild century-old peach tree. It must be the most effective medicine when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, so there is also a saying that peach blossom aphrodisiac grass is.
It is simple to say that it is very difficult to find the wild century-old peach tree in the vast mountains. Moreover, even if some peach trees are found, they may not necessarily have this peach blossom aphrodisiac grass. After liberation, this peach blossom aphrodisiac grass is a legend in the legend. Most people in Taohua Township know this legend, but basically no one has seen it.
Now Deputy Township Mayor Jin took out the leek that looked like the leeks, which looked like the leeks, and said that it was the legendary thing. Naturally, he didn't believe it. However, Deputy Township Mayor Jin made a promise at that time and said that he had used it personally. Meng Haiyang couldn't help but disbelief. With a half-believing and half-doubting attitude, Meng Haiyang took the leeks home and let his wife Qin Xueqing cook it.
That night, Meng Haiyang was almost ecstatic to discover a fact that this legendary thing is worthy of being a legend. This thing is so good. This time, Meng Haiyang regained the long-lost man feeling, and Qin Xueqing was also very satisfied with Meng Haiyang's performance this night. She hadn't been like this for a long time.
Just when the two of them were not asleep all night, looking forward to their second spring happily.
However, they received bad news from Deputy Mayor Jin. The peach blossom aphrodisiac grass was provided by Li Musheng, the village head of Taohua Village below, and the amount was very small. Basically, it was all for Meng Haiyang. Moreover, this thing grew year by year, and it was gone this year. If you want to eat it again, you have to wait for next year. The bad news is really like a bolt from the blue and beat the person to death.
Over the past year, Meng Haiyang and Qin Xueqing have been waiting for the early arrival of this day. This time, because of their identity, Meng Haiyang cannot get out, so Qin Xueqing can't wait to get out with Deputy Township Mayor Jin. Of course, she is also selfish. If she is with Deputy Township Mayor Jin's hands, she will definitely be exploited. If she takes action herself, does it mean that there are more parts?
But as soon as she got off the car, she felt uncomfortable and was about to go to the bathroom to make some convenience when she hit Niu Dagen.