I took a look and if I remember correctly, then this person was from Wang Fan, a male neighbor opposite my house. But why did he sit here wearing a pair of shorts when he didn't sleep in the middle of the night?
Didn't you bring a key?
But it is not right. Even if you don’t bring a key, you don’t have to wear only one pair of shorts?
Just as I was guessing, Wang Fan spoke first. He stood up and touched his head first, and maybe because his body was too cold, he still habitually hugged his shoulders.
He smiled awkwardly: Are you back?
I responded in surprise: Well, Ah?
I answered incoherently, and then I saw his perfect figure. The muscles on his body were very dazed, because the six pectoral muscles in front of his lower abdomen were more obvious, and the whole arm was also very fierce. More importantly, the pile of chest hair in front of his lower abdomen seemed particularly sexy.
But when my eyes suddenly saw his lower body, my face turned red in an instant. Although it might be because the weather was too cold, his lower body was not very explosive, but he could still vaguely see the tent under him. So when I saw it, a shy feeling in my heart immediately spread throughout my body.
Wang Fan probably realized that his image might cause inconvenience to me, so his face turned red immediately. He covered his shorts with his hands and said embarrassedly: Hello, that's so embarrassed, I was kicked out by my wife!
When I saw his behavior and how he was talking, I suddenly felt a little funny, because I didn’t expect it to be such a funny reason. I couldn’t help laughing. He also eased the atmosphere a little, and then continued: Sorry, I just quarreled with my wife!
Have you had a fight with your wife?
I didn't know what to say so I repeated his words.
He heard a serious statement: Well, it's Ah, my wife drove me out in anger, and even didn't let me wear Ah!
After saying this, he seemed to feel a little uncomfortable because his voice seemed to feel a little desolate. I don’t know if it was caused by the trembling caused by the cold.
I said something unbelievable: No way?Your wife is so powerful?
He said embarrassedly: Alas, there is no way, in fact, I was just wronged Ah!
I thought about it for a while and said: Then you can explain it to your wife.
Wang Fan made a rogue gesture and said: Actually, I want to explain Ah to him clearly, but he doesn’t give me a chance, look!
As he said that, Wang Fan turned his head to his security door, signaling me that his wife would not allow him to say anything, so he locked the security door, and then drove him out.
After listening to it, I thought about it for a while and said: Come on, I’ll give you a try!
No need to try it, I knocked for a long time and she refused to open the door!
Wang Fan added.
But I still didn't believe it, and then I walked up the steps, and then I slowly came to the door of her house and found that the light inside was on. It seemed that her wife was not sleeping, so I knocked hard and shouted: Is anyone there?Is there anyone inside?
But after knocking for a long time and shouting for a long time, he found that there was still no movement inside. Wang Fan, who was standing aside, saw me knocking for him and came with a lot of expectations, but after seeing that there was no movement after knocking for a long time, his disappointed expression appeared from his face again.
But I refused to give up, and still knocked hard at her door and shouted: Hello, is there anyone?Is anyone here?Is anyone?Is anyone here?
I knocked on the door vigorously while shouting vigorously.
But after shouting for a long time, there was still no movement inside. At this time, Wang Fan next to him said: No need to knock, she couldn't hear it at all.
Can't hear it?Why?
I asked in confusion.
Wang Fan thought for a while and said with a somewhat aggrieved expression: At this time, she must have brought headphones in her ears, deliberately not wanting to hear any sound.
No, right?How could this happen?
I asked in disbelief because I suddenly realized that his wife had a very bad temper, but the practice of not allowing an old man to wear clothes in the middle of the night was indeed miserable for a man.
Wang Fan sighed and said: Yes, my wife has this temper. Forget it, I'll wait here!
wait?
I still couldn't believe it.
After thinking for a while, Wang Fan said: Well, I have to wait now, just wait. When she gets angry, she will naturally come out to help me open the door!You should go home early, thank you!
Didn't you bring a key?
But it is not right. Even if you don’t bring a key, you don’t have to wear only one pair of shorts?
Just as I was guessing, Wang Fan spoke first. He stood up and touched his head first, and maybe because his body was too cold, he still habitually hugged his shoulders.
He smiled awkwardly: Are you back?
I responded in surprise: Well, Ah?
I answered incoherently, and then I saw his perfect figure. The muscles on his body were very dazed, because the six pectoral muscles in front of his lower abdomen were more obvious, and the whole arm was also very fierce. More importantly, the pile of chest hair in front of his lower abdomen seemed particularly sexy.
But when my eyes suddenly saw his lower body, my face turned red in an instant. Although it might be because the weather was too cold, his lower body was not very explosive, but he could still vaguely see the tent under him. So when I saw it, a shy feeling in my heart immediately spread throughout my body.
Wang Fan probably realized that his image might cause inconvenience to me, so his face turned red immediately. He covered his shorts with his hands and said embarrassedly: Hello, that's so embarrassed, I was kicked out by my wife!
When I saw his behavior and how he was talking, I suddenly felt a little funny, because I didn’t expect it to be such a funny reason. I couldn’t help laughing. He also eased the atmosphere a little, and then continued: Sorry, I just quarreled with my wife!
Have you had a fight with your wife?
I didn't know what to say so I repeated his words.
He heard a serious statement: Well, it's Ah, my wife drove me out in anger, and even didn't let me wear Ah!
After saying this, he seemed to feel a little uncomfortable because his voice seemed to feel a little desolate. I don’t know if it was caused by the trembling caused by the cold.
I said something unbelievable: No way?Your wife is so powerful?
He said embarrassedly: Alas, there is no way, in fact, I was just wronged Ah!
I thought about it for a while and said: Then you can explain it to your wife.
Wang Fan made a rogue gesture and said: Actually, I want to explain Ah to him clearly, but he doesn’t give me a chance, look!
As he said that, Wang Fan turned his head to his security door, signaling me that his wife would not allow him to say anything, so he locked the security door, and then drove him out.
After listening to it, I thought about it for a while and said: Come on, I’ll give you a try!
No need to try it, I knocked for a long time and she refused to open the door!
Wang Fan added.
But I still didn't believe it, and then I walked up the steps, and then I slowly came to the door of her house and found that the light inside was on. It seemed that her wife was not sleeping, so I knocked hard and shouted: Is anyone there?Is there anyone inside?
But after knocking for a long time and shouting for a long time, he found that there was still no movement inside. Wang Fan, who was standing aside, saw me knocking for him and came with a lot of expectations, but after seeing that there was no movement after knocking for a long time, his disappointed expression appeared from his face again.
But I refused to give up, and still knocked hard at her door and shouted: Hello, is there anyone?Is anyone here?Is anyone?Is anyone here?
I knocked on the door vigorously while shouting vigorously.
But after shouting for a long time, there was still no movement inside. At this time, Wang Fan next to him said: No need to knock, she couldn't hear it at all.
Can't hear it?Why?
I asked in confusion.
Wang Fan thought for a while and said with a somewhat aggrieved expression: At this time, she must have brought headphones in her ears, deliberately not wanting to hear any sound.
No, right?How could this happen?
I asked in disbelief because I suddenly realized that his wife had a very bad temper, but the practice of not allowing an old man to wear clothes in the middle of the night was indeed miserable for a man.
Wang Fan sighed and said: Yes, my wife has this temper. Forget it, I'll wait here!
wait?
I still couldn't believe it.
After thinking for a while, Wang Fan said: Well, I have to wait now, just wait. When she gets angry, she will naturally come out to help me open the door!You should go home early, thank you!